~ at lunch ~

Link: *scratches his cheek*

Karl: *taps his pencil*

Link: *leans against his desk*

Karl: *stretches and lays his head on his arm*

Link: *looks at him* You wanna go somewhere?

Karl: *looks at him* Sure. Don't care where.

Link: Cool. *thinks*

Karl: What were y-

Link: You wanna make out?

Karl: What?

Link: What?

Karl: ... *confused* what?

Link: *matches his confusion* Huh?

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Link: Just bury me in the ground and let me suffocate to death. *curled in his blankets*

Ivy: *filing her nails* I'm more disappointed in your taste in men.

Jake: *cooking soup* Play nice.

Link: *looks at him* Dad.

Jake: hm? *looks over at him*

Link: Call grandpa and ask him to kill me. *buries his face in more blankets*

Jake: *chuckles* Link. It's not a big deal, I used to blurt out a lot of dumb things when I first met your dad.

Ivy: *snorts* Papa basically attacked ya.

Link: *whines* Karl hasn't even texted me after that. I totally ruined our friendship. He was my best friend!

Ivy: And your only friend.

Jake: *deadpans at Ivy* Not helping.

Link: *sulking* Where's mom to cheer me up?

Jake: Oh! *smiles* Your grandpa finally saw how great Dami was! He's going to be king of hell! Well after training.

Ivy: *fist bumps the air* Holy shit!! That's incredible dad!

Link: *sits up, still sad* y-yeah! That's really great! *hangs his head* Oh I can't be bothered. *flops back on the ground*

Ivy: Wow. *pats his back gently* You must be really upset if you can't even be happy that your gonna be a prince.

Jake: *walks over and crouches down* Don't fret. You and Karl are gonna be just fine.

Link: *looks at him* Promise?

Jake: *nods happily and kisses his forehead*

Link: *smiles softly*

Ivy: *huffs and squeezes in between them* Give me attention too!

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Idk if I should write about Karl forgetting orrr Karl pretends to forget about what Link said, but secretly keeps it for himself.