Jerry: Miss you lots! *kisses Blue softly*

Blue: *kisses back before pulling away* I love you.

Jerry: I love you too~ *gives him more kisses*

Raven: *petting Max's hair* we could always stay longer.

Max: *blushes, holding onto him* Shut up.

Raven: *smirks* You'll miss me. *kisses him*

Max: *kisses back happily*

Raven: *pulls away* Too bad you won't let me get you pregnant. *gives him a pack of cigarettes*

Max: *stares at it* I don't smoke.

Raven: Those are for next time. I expect them to be untouched and safe the next time I visit. *pulls him close by his hoodie strings* Got it?

Max: *nods rapidly*

Raven: *lets him go* Good boy. *kisses his cheek* Love you.

Max: *huffs, grumbling out* love you too.

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Max: *groans* It smells like cigarettes in here!! Stupid Raven-

Jerry: *laughs softly* He's basically Jamey. *pecks his lips* He left his clothes here. *throws one of his shirts at him*

Max: *takes it and smells it* Ugh, gross. It's all cigarettes. *starts putting it on*

Jerry: You want me to fuck you in it? *hugs him*

Max: Yes. *hugs back*

Jerry: *nuzzles into him* Whore.

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Max: *on the phone* Shut up! I don't miss you!

Raven: *laughs breathlessly* Well considering you actually called instead of texting me, I say you miss me a lot.

Max: I don't!

Raven: Mmhm. You gonna touch yourself listening to my voice?~

Max: *blushes* Absolutely not!

Raven: Sure, Sure. *sips his coffee* You want me to record an audio file of all my praises to you? I'll do it if you send nude pictures of your ass.

Max: *groans* Calling was a mistake.

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Of course he does it, why wouldn't he?