Mia: *munching on chips*

Kerry: Mia!! *jumps on her*

Mia: *chokes on her chips and starts coughing*

Kerry: *squeaks* Omg! Are you okay? *patting her back*

Mia: I-I'm f-fine! *coughs* W-what's up?

Kerry: *squishes her face* I have something important to say.

Mia: Okay? What is it?

Kerry: *presses her face against Mia's* I am in love with you.

Mia: *deadpans*

Kerry: Like, so in loooove! *hugs her and buries her face in her chest* So in love with you!

Mia: *huffs* Are you high?

Kerry: No! *looks up at her* A little bit! But I blame Jammy!

Mia: Jammy doesn't smoke weed! *bonks her on the head gently*

Kerry: *jumps up* Then I blame her kids! *points at her*

Mia: Kerry! *grabs her*

Kerry: *giggles* You're so strong! *starts feeling her up* I want yoooou.

Mia: *huffs again* Why are you horny? Isn't weed supposed to make you chill?

Kerry: *kissing her neck* It m-might've been Gale.

Mia: *grabs her hands, pushing her off* Gale?! He sold you a potion again didn't he?!

Kerry: *snickers* I love your angry face! *wraps her arms around her*

Mia: *holds her* Kerry!! What did Gale give you?!

Kerry: Nothin' I didn't want! I'll tell ya that much. *starts kissing her neck again*

Mia: *groans and bites at Kerry's ear*

Kerry: *preens* You're topping? *makes baby eyes at her*

Mia: *sighs and runs a hand through her hair* How about water? I'll give you a blowjob.

Kerry: *giggles* I don't have a dick! I have a clit! *starts cackling*

Mia: *pokes her forehead* You're crazy.

Kerry: And yoooooou are cute. *boops her nose*

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Gale: It was just a test potion. *sighs unhappily* I think I've lost my witch touch.

Kerry: Oh nah! You just need to work harder! You can even make- The forever weed brownie!!

Gale: *gasps*

Mia: No! Do not make the forever weed brownie!

Kerry: *jumps Mia* Yes! That way Gale can sell it to all the potheads in the world!!

Gale: Hell yeah! Listen to your wife Mia! *grabs his cart* I'm totally making bank with the forever weed brownie.

Kerry: Yeah!! *tobbles Mia over*

Mia: *groans* You're a menace!

Kerry: *smiles* I'm your menace~

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I love making Kerry a short gremlin