Dear Grand Philoten of Acrux,

Everything is going according to plan. The software has been installed on more than 100 million devices planet-wide. Our enemy's army numbers are slowly dwindling—soon cyberspace will be ours once more. The humans are doing us a huge service.

All in all, project Pokémon Go is a success.

Sincerely,

Professor Lychorida of the Interplanetary Technological Coalition