Rachel had a cat. She loved her cat. Sadly her cat died so her family decided to get a new one. They surprised her. It looked nothing like a cat. It looked like a rat that was dipped in acid and smelled like armpits. She hated the new cat. No only did it smell but it left bloody rat guts everywhere! Rachel asked her parents where they got the cat. They said that they got it from a woman after they told her that there cat just died. Rachel nodded and went outside. What she saw was shocking. The place where they put the old cats grave was dug up and there was a note:enjoy you cat.

For @Rachel-the-neko.