"Is the sun going to set in the east tonight?" His friends exclaimed watching him walk in alone, "The king of romance is suddenly all alone? Where are your girlfriends man?"

He just smiled and took a seat beside them.

"Nothing like that guys, my heart is just on a dieting this month."

All his friends rolled on the floor laughing at that.

***

Well, thanks to The_Aloof for showing me a different meaning of dieting.