Good morning world!

And no, you must not search for logic in this series of fiction. 😂😂😂

In fact, this fic is a personification of "throwing logic out of the window" I guess. Lol

Moving on....💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

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Ragini: How much do you love me? 🥰

Laksh (thinking something impressive and poetic) : I love you to the moon and back! 😎

Ragini (her lips quivering) : but...but it's day time now. There's no moon. 🥺

Laksh (realising his mistake) 😱 : Ragini I didn't me-

Ragini (in tears) : you mean your love is not there? Waaaaaaaa! 😭😭😭

Laksh : What?! That's stupid! If course I love you. I love you more than myself. 😢

Ragini (sniffing) : re-really? 🥺

Laksh : Yes! Definitely! 😍

Ragini : ... 😐

Laksh : .... 😁

Ragini : But you tried to kill yourself, once before a truck for Swara and once driving off a cliff. 🤔 You don't seem to care for your life. So...so your love for yourself is non-existent. 🧐 That means...that means your love for me is non existent as well. 😤 Waaaaaaaa! 😭

Laksh : I don't know if I should call you smart for your critical thinking or call you out on acting like an idiot. 😑

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Ragini : Hey Lucky. 😄

Laksh : Yes, Ragu? 😄

Ragini : If I ever brought a cat home, would you be angry at me?🥺

Laksh (smiling) : No. If it makes you happy, then I won't mind. 🥰

Ragini : Okay, then imagine it jumping on your coat and scratching it. Then? 🙄

Laksh : Still I won't be angry at you. I love you Ragu. 🥰

Ragini : And what if it spilled coffee on your laptop? 🥺😲

Laksh : Well, that would be a mess. 😐 But...but I guess I'll still forgive you. You're my wife whom I love. 😍

Ragini (hugging him) : That's so sweet. Love you too! 😍

Laksh (giving her a kiss on the cheek) : Love you more. 😍

Ragini ( happily skipping away) : By the way, sorry for bringing in the cat I found at the front door enter our room and it scratched your coat, then jumped on your laptop and it spilled the coffee I kept near it on it. Love you Lucky! 😊

Laksh : ....😳

Ragini : ....🙃

Laksh : I got an evil mastermind as a wife. 😨

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Ragini :  After twenty comes twenty-one. 🤔

Laksh : Yes. 🙂

Ragini : After thirty comes thirty-one. 🤔

Laksh : Obviously. 😐

Ragini : After forty comes forty-one. 🤔

Laksh (rolling his eyes) : Duh! 🙄

Ragini : Then why after ten it's not tenty-one but eleven? 🧐

Laksh : .... 😶

Ragini : .... 🤔

Laksh : .... 😶

Ragini : .... 🤔🤔🤔

Laksh : You're seriously getting too much free time to think of such things. You need some fresh air. 😑

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Ragini : Hi darling. IstG I love you so much! 😍

Laksh : eh????? What is "istG"? 🤔

Ragini : OmG you don't know?! 😲I can't believe you're a being from 21st century. I need to educate you rn. 😐

Laksh : "Rn?" 😕

Ragini : How could you not know that? Even a child knows that imho! 😳

Laksh : You're confusing me more and more. 😠

Ragini : Ugh! You're such a noob! 😡

Laksh : "Noob?" Is that a compliment or an insult? 🤔

Ragini : Aaaaaaaa! Where's my right hand man, Sanky?! 😩

Sanskar (rushing downstairs) : Ftasb! What happened? 🙅🏻

Ragini : Sanky help! We need to teach this simpleton chat language fwiw. 😤

Sanskar : lol. Nbd Rags. I'll help you. ROGER that! We'll educate him. Gmta 😎

Laksh : Who's Roger?! Are you cheating on me Ragini? 😱😡

Sanskar : Oh, he's a serious case irl. 😨

Ragini : ikr. Fml. 😑

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Ragini : Bitch! 😊

Laksh (wide eyed) : Ragini, language! 😲

Ragini : Son of a bitch! 😏

Laksh : The heck?! 😳

Ragini : Fu- 😎

Laksh : Stop! What do you think you're doing Ragini?! 😱

Ragini (shrugging) : Well, I don't know how to sail. But I heard the phrase "cuss like a sailor." So I'm hoping if I can cuss like a professional, I could become a sailor. 🙃🙃

Laksh : .... 😐😐

Ragini : ... 🙃🙃

Laksh : .... 😶😶😶

Ragini : .... 😊

Laksh : Give me some time. I think my brain cells just died. 😐🔨

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Laksh : I love my kheer and paneer. 😍

Ragini : More than me? 🥺

Laksh : ... 🤔

Ragini (expecting a no) : ...well? 😊

Laksh : Yaaaaas! More than you. 😍

Ragini : That's...that's not fair. 😭

Laksh : Well, life's not fair. Touché. 💁🏻

Ragini : Must you be so harsh? 😕

Laksh : Weren't you the one who said the basis of a healthy relationship is honesty? 😏

Ragini : Well, yeah but...but...ugh whatever! 😤

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Ragini : If I was a lock? 😉

Laksh : I would be the key. 😍

Ragini : If I was a cup? 😊

Laksh : I would be the plate. 😘

Ragini : If I was Sanskar? 😏

Laksh : I thought you would say 'Swara' since you are the girl. 🤔 But anyways, if you were Sanskar, I would be your Swara. 🥰

Ragini : If I were Kavya? 😆

Laksh : I would like to be a gun. 😑

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Laksh : Sanskar. 😐

Sanskar : Yes, Lucky? 🙋🏻

Laksh : Would you kill for me, your brother? 🥺

Sanskar : Yes. I would protect you with all my strength. I will be a human wall. 🙅🏻

Laksh : Great! Than I don't have to fear Ragini's wrath. 🕺🏻

Sanskar : ... 😐

Laksh : .... 😄

Sanskar : .... 😶

Laksh : .... 😁

Sanskar : Um.... I think the human wall was made of sand and so imagine it melted away in the rain. 😅

Laksh : Wha-? 😱

Sanskar : I need to hibernate. Bye! 🙃

Laksh : Hibernate? What the f- 😨

Ragini : LAKSH MAHESHWARI! 😡

Laksh : Eeeeeep!!!!!🏃🏻

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Ragini : .... 😐

Laksh : ... 🤐

Ragini : ... 🤔

Laksh : .... 🥶

Ragini : Why exactly are you lying on the floor, motionless? 🧐

Laksh (carrfully whispering) : If I play dead, than that monster wil leave. 😵

Ragini : That's just my cat! 😑

Laksh : In the name of all things holy, that feline is a demon in disguise. He wants to scratch my heart out! 😨

Ragini : No way. He's my cute fluffball! Come here, let's show Lakshu here how cute you can be kitty. 🥰

Laksh : Ragini no.... 😰 Ragu...R-Ragini n-no...Aaaaaaaa! 😱😭

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Ragini : If you could fly 'cause you got wings, what would you do? 😁

Laksh : I don't know. I don't have wings. 🤨

Ragini : But if you had, then? 😊

Laksh : Well, I don't. 😑

Ragini : Ugh! You dimwitted uncreative creature. Imagine it! 😡

Laksh : Well, I guess I'll have to find new clothes so that my wings fit. 😒 And also be careful while I get in my car to drive out.🕺🏻

Ragini : ... 🙄

Laksh : .... 😏

Ragini : But...wings... 😣

Laksh : Your point? 🤔

Ragini : You have wings! You could fly anywhere, idiot! Why the car?! 😡

Laksh : I freaking spent money for it. Of course I'll damn well use it! Wings or no wings! Heck yeah! 😤

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Over and out.

~ 🌹Mona 🌹