Germany: Hallo- what do you guys do when you're drunk?

Poland: I never get drunk, I take care of YOU when YOUR DRUNK.

Germany: hehe... uhm...

America: mostly a mix of being an idiot and being depressed.

Soviet Union: complain about idiots and pick fights with people.

Russia: cry.

Canada: I don't get drunk a lot of the time but when I do I mostly try to make sure I don't go overboard and mostly have fun.

Britain: act like a maniac.

Third Reich: laugh at others and cry.

Confederate: I mostly just laugh a lot when things aren't even funny and mess around a lot. Also get very oblivious to when somebodies insulting, hitting on or threatening me.

America: ...

Confederate: ... don't tell them-

America: they also get horny when their drun-

Confederate: AME WHAT THE FUCK-

Everyone: (staring at confed)

Confederate: ... (walks out of the room)

Germany: welllllll that was... something-