Alr so as a funny lil joke we decided to get confed to try Coca Cola for the first time(since they died in the 19th century-) this is how it went>:) (oh and also one of confeds nicknames is sins)

America: HAY SINS!

Confederate: AH- what?!

Third Reich: so we were wondering if you would like to try this drink! it's from the 21st century.

Confederate: uhm, well I- ok?... (grabs drink)

Third Reich: >:)

Confederate: (drinks) (spits out) PFTH- AGH- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?

America: (snickers)

Third Reich: (bursts out laughing)

America: it's Coca Cola.

Confederate: DID YOU FUCKING POISON ME OR SOMETHING?

America: no:)

Third Reich: (dying on the floor)

Confederate: HOW IS IT THIS SUGARY-

America: i don't know:/

Third Reich: (wheezing)

Confederate: fuck this-