i feel drunk lmao but its like 3:30am and im goin to a party tomorrow so were all g bro all g

so like i wanna make ppl suffer as in fictional characters and like its a cool scenario if morrigan gets captured by the ghastly market or some shit like that and then like shes tortured and um raped for like a month or smth and jupiter and jack have been looking for her this entire time and then they find her nakie on a street like shes been abandoned by her "owner" and then jupiter is a kind father figure and jack k i s s e s her yes pls

you might hate me for that vry long sentence but idc bc i hate myself too

ive reached peak lesbian bc i looked at a vry pretty girl the other day and instead of thinking "i wanna be u" like i normally do i thought "damn but let me kiss u pls"

if u r a lesbian and u live in sydney australia pls come and kiss me bc i need kiss pls

-ur friendly drunk lesbian bitch idri