———-> phrög syndrome: <————-

   instead of brain there is only phrög. nothing. no thots;;;;;;;;; is just phrög. all the time. eternal. (((((ribbit!)))))

treatment:
   a. stand on head for six hours. let phrög drip out of ears
   b. put phrög in a vase. put flowers in it
   z. give to nosey neighbors the next time they start nosing. they will drink the phrög. why? irresistible.
   h. nose neighbors will now have phrög syndrome.
   g. the end. the phrög will rule. phrög is good. hail him. worship him. psalm 46:10