PEMDAS: Please End My Depression And Suffering.

you may have already seen my interesting parody for the algebraic formula but i also have another take on pemdas.
pemdas doesn't only help solve math problems- you can use it for your life issues as well! first things first: identify x, or the goal- the thing that you're solving for, your endgame. Next, use the P, or parentheses. try grouping together several smaller issues that you can solve first. it's always satisfying to check off boxes, no matter how minor they may be. Next is the E, or exponents. these may look imposing, but you know how to do them, it's just a matter of working though those numbers. these problems or issues can be big and scary at first but you cannot realistically move on until you've solved these. remember the smaller problems you've already solved. remember the parentheses; you've checked off boxes, you're a trooper! you can do this :)
the next few letters are M, D, A, and S; or Multiplication, Division, Addition, and Subtraction. these are just the rest of the issues or problems. they can sometimes be a little tricky, but they can also be quite quick and easy. Make a checklist for these so you can check off the boxes as you do them, and know that there is no time limit and that you can do them however you wish. before you know it you'll be at your end goal: X!