Robbie rotten was sad and lonely, whhen will his one true love, sportadicc, notice him,,,, he wants that elf peen. He sighs and lays back in his favourite chair "i could really go for cake right now" he says to himself because hIS FICKING ROOMATES LEFT HIM AND NOWS HES LEFT TO PAY RENT BY HIMSELF WHAT TE FUCK JERRY. He gets up out of his favourite chair, somewhat upset he has to leave its comfort, oh well at least he gets cake and then he can come back. Robie leaves his 100% Super Secret Lair™  and walks to get some cake from a trash can, exactly how he likes it. Whilst he is lokking for a trashcan he runs into someone "oH MY IM SORRY" robo shakes his head and looks up. Oh no, its sportdick. "oh Robbie,,, its u,,,, what are u scheming" sportyman glares at him. "im looking for a sugar da- cake,,,, im looking for cake" ...... "robbie we know ur a tWINK"
"YOU SAY THAT AS IF YOU ARENT"
"FUCK OFF ROBBIE IM A TWUNK"
The was a pregregernant pause.
Sportabitch spoke up, finally breaking the pauses water "want some fuk?"
They began making out, oh god think of the children y'all are in public omgod.
They strip each other and are suddenly back at robbies meth lab idk why
Things are happening.There is licking and oh god ew what am i w r i t i n g
"robbie are you ready for my sportathicc sportadicc ?"
"please stop talking and never say that phrase ever again"
"k"
He Puts It In™™™ and noises happen ??? I guess ??
Skin slapping skin and also its sweaty and gross
Then thwy both make the roblox death sound in unision
"O O F"
And ,,,,, coolwhip is created,,, all that jazz,,,,
Anyway sex is gross and messy
"wow that was great" said sportelf
"i guess but we still pretty made out and grinded in public, you do remember that half the towns population is children right?"
"oh yeh"
//insert jojos bizarre adventure to be continued here//