We had to have the complete fucking idiot deliver pizza our house. The fucktard passed right by and on the back of the van it said "frequent stops" with a little poké ball on the back.

I don't give a damn if you're trying to fucking catch Mew-two, that shits not fucking acceptable. I'm over here starving to death (obviously not but you get it).

Edit: The dude got lost. I'm the fucking idiot for not realizing that's what might've happened. I still lowkey believe he was playing Pokémon GO.