There was this thing I saw on tumblr about like, how you were online vs how you are irl so....

Offline:

I'm a bit confused irl. Sometimes I need someone to repeat the same thing 3 times before I understand. I usually dress in a more comfortable but still stylish way. I'm just kinda a loaf of bread.

Online:

Horny? Check. Loves y'all? Check. This kinda looks like Z even though my hair is actually now has light brown streaks and my eyes aren't amber? Check. This is the me that y'all are familiar with. Your crazy, fanfiction writer Z. Y'all still love me anyways.