1. Did we all just collectively agree that America's zone were either Nantucket or the base of his neck, or did we all just get lazy?

2. Height doesn't compensate for dick size

3. If the nations had kids then they would all sing them their version of marukaite chikyuu/ any other ending songs or any character songs they have but in their countries language.

4. The nations can die but only temporarily before they're like: "What did you do that for?"

5. The nations sometimes randomly punch eachother.

6. They totally have babysitters

7. America had twerked on the world meeting table and everyone ended up throwing money at him after like, 10 seconds of him doing so. No one brings it up.

8. T h e y k n o w a b o u t t h e s h i p s

9. Sometimes America and Canada twerk on the roof. The nations saw once. They throw money at them everythime.

10. The nations have really good thighs. Like they can be skinny legend or thickly nicky but still have amazing legs and thighs.

11. Everyone once got drunk and had a big orgy back in the 1400's. Then America was found shortly after. The country's still speculate if it's their fault

12. America likes hugs and cuddles. He likes when people scratch behind Nantucket.

13. France has touched everyone ass and chest at least once. Except the micronations and child nations.

14. America ate dirt as a kid. England watched from afar.

15. Italy may seem innocent but he's as horny as Prussia, France, England, China, and Germany combined.

16. The nations can't get pregnant. I just don't like Mpreg.

17. They lips do be chapped tho.

18. They sometimes accidentally fall into the atmosphere(Oneshot 13)

19. America and Ukraine had beef for a while because of Troom Troom and Danny Gonzalez. India and Sweden hated eachother for a while because of Pewdiepie and T-Series

20. Whenever they have zoom meetings, China's wifi sucks, America is fucking crying, England and France and also crying, everyone is crying and yelling and sneezing and wheezing and eating and bitching and fucking on camera(Germany and Italy)

~thingy~

● Imagine a UkUs fic where England didn't seem so rapey.

●Imagine a fic where France actually had a character instead of being rapey.

●Imagine a fic where Prussia and Germany had characters.

●Imagine a fic where Hungary wasn't obsessed with yaoi and constantly pushing her ships on real people even though it's just a fanfiction it still really bothers me because look how they massacred my baby :(

●Imagine a fic where Ukraine accidentally hit every nation shorter than her with her boobs.

●Imagine a fic England, France, and Spain weren't fucking assholes the entire time.

●Imagine a depressed America fic where everyone didn't care when he committed suicide.

[☆Thoughts☆]

You know, I have improved and changed my writing style since Electric Angel. Electric Angel was one big experiment for me since I wasn't used to writing humans or writing such a long thing. The longest I've written before then was at least 300. Now, I've written over 3000 words(Mermaids of Summer end Oneshot 10).

I've written fanfiction for most of my life lol. Since I was 7, wattpad has always been my home. It was welcoming, it was fun, it had people like me. Fanfiction.net is a bit harsh when it comes to fanfiction made by younger people. I remember getting asked to study English more before writing :(

It really killed me but I didn't really care. I remember taking a break though to read more, to focus on school work, all that stuff.

I had been writing on the side though. A small story for my first oc Blackfur, aka the cat version of the human I put at the end of the latest chapter of my shitpost book.

I still didn't come back. Actually, I only came back in 2018. I had multiple accounts because I never updated my books. Before Redreddraws 1, 2, and 3, there was the Redleaf phase. Basically when I started growing out of warriors and trying to make multi chapter fanfiction. I was never good at that hehehe.

But then when I started posting on yt, I decided to make Redreddraws. I posted my statehumans fanfiction on there and I hate it. I haven't logged into that account in months. It's more of a backup account. I think I may still have the email I used for Redreddraws2. I have a lot of fanfiction on that account I want to revist.

And so I deleted wattpad again and then made Redreddraws2. I did make a fanfic but I'm not sure what it's called. Then finally, Redreddraws3. I had an old fanfiction of mine that was warrior cats. But I wasn't really updating it so I deleted it. I think the final straw was when I joined hetalia and started reading oneshot books.

I wanted to write like that, I wanted to have comments on my story, I wanted votes, I wanted supporters. But I shooed away the thought. I had never written a oneshot book before, I had never even finished a fanfiction before. What would I call it, when would I update it, would people read it? I had so many ideas I wanted other people to write, but no one was writing it.

So I took my phone, made a new book, downloaded a random image from Google, made a title and description, and went to work.

It didn't take that long. The plot was simple. The ending was simple. Everything was simple. But...when I took the first look at it...I smiled. I didn't know if people would like it though. There were already good oneshot books.

My American Oneshot Book
World's Love(1 & 2)
Book of oneshots...

I'd never make it up there. But I published it anyways. And what so you know! It got like 50 reads. I was so happy. And I started getting comments. I almost cried. It's one of my most popular oneshots at over 600 reads. Though my most commented oneshot is oneshot 4.1 because of the uh...Nekoamericaxtopjapansmut.

I kinda don't like the Oneshot 2 series. Oneshot 2.2 was absolutely pointless, Oneshot 2.1 was cringy and I hate it, and Oneshot 2.3 had a really rushed smut and an even more rushed ending.

Then the Oneshot 10 series became it's own book. Oneshot 10.1 is actually pretty good ngl, Oneshot 10.2 is a bit strange to say the least, and Oneshot 10.3 had the most deaths I've ever written and all of them died in horrible ways. England got fucking stabbed in the throat, Japan was stabbed with the same knife, America got fucking eaten by the shark and so did Canada(by the same shark), and Prussia died from depression.

Holy shit.

Anyways I wanna stop typing because I'm getting food so here's a comparison.

Oneshot 2.3 (Magnet)

Oneshot ?(Not released)

I have to point out the "Hey dudes and China" thing because it's the best joke I've come up with since:

"Thicc dicc"
"Tighter than a landlocked nation"
"This sucks more than America sucking England's dick"
"Golden retriever? MORE LIKE GOLDEN RECEIVER"

Haha I'm hilarious.