1. Tsundere(For all these I'll just call her...Kokoro)

"It's not like I like you or anything....b-baka!" Kokoro yelled at Z, shoving the bento box into her arms. Z gave her a blank stare, the most blank stare that Kokoro had ever seen from her crush.

"What are you looking at baka?!" Kokoro blushed beat red. Z sighed and rubbed her temples.

"Kokoro. You physically assault me every day for even glancing in your direction and then you do shit like this. Sorry dude but I can't be friends let alone girlfriends with someone so bipolar and someone who treats me badly." She gave the bento box back to the shocked taller teen.

"If you want to be in a relationship with someone then stop hitting them, and insulting them daily. You even broke the wall with how hard you threw me." Z walked past Kokoro.

"Also I'm already married to my lovely wife of almost one year. So I'm taken." A minute passed and Kokoro could not comprehend what had just happened. Rapid footsteps made Kokoro turn and blush. Maybe...she still had a chance...?

"Oh and I'll be taking this. I haven't eaten anything this morning." Z took the bento box and ran.

That fucking bastard.

2. Yandere

"You are mine Z-kun! All mine! No one else can have my love....NO ONE!" A knock was heard and Kokoro quickly turned to face her crush of 3 years. An unimpressed look was spread over Z's more childish features.

"You do know I've been standing here for the past five minutes while you plot to kill my family and friends right? Also doesn't the honorific -kun refer to males? I'm a chick so you should've used -chan. But whatever. Anyways you've got some issues." Z said. She was tired and she wanted to go back home and take off this uniform cause damn were these things sexualized and short as fuck.

"Oh...oh Z-kun-" Kokoro was interrupted by the shorter female.

"Z-chan. If you want to be weeby be weeby correctly!"

"Oh Z-chan....your family doesn't love you like I do....I love you more, I would do anything for you, I would kill for you, I would die for you, your friends are liars, they don't know you! I love you Z-chan!" Kokoro yelled out Z, scraping her knife against the wall.

"Quit that! And I've known my family longer than you, I don't even fucking know you! Plus I've been friends with Ryebread and Wheezy since 5th grade and I've personally called Ryebread daddy before. If we aren't close, I don't know what is close. Also I would love to get a restraining order on you, that would make me so happy."

"Of course darling! You can get a restraining order- wait what?" Kokoro stopped as the words sunk in.

"B-but Z-chan...!"

"Ah ah ah. No buts. I don't know you and I want to sleep peacefully tonight without have to know that you Jack off to me at any chance you get." Z turned around a walked out the door.

"Also by the way I called the police like 5 minutes ago while you were talking about killing my family!" Kokoro was suddenly pinned to floor and hand cuffed.

"No...no....no! Z-chan....!"

"Oh shut up and get in the car."

3. Wall pin

Kokoro suddenly pinned Z to the wall, her hand on both sides of the shorter female's head.

"Hey." Kokoro said smoothly and gave Z a small smirk. Z narrowed her eyes and gave Kokoro's stomach The Knee as Kokoro fell to the ground in pain.

"Just talk to me like a normal person! Jeez!" Z walked away.

"Why is she so violent..."

"WHAT WAS THAT-" Z whipped her head to face Kokoro.

"um..nothing...."

4. Friendship Is Magic

"...Sammy-chan.....Daina-chan......vivo-kun...all of them....my friends....my family....all...gone." Kokoro raised her head to look at the one who had beaten her. Z-Chan.

"Yeah yeah blah blah blah friendship and shit just shut up cause I wanna go home. Mom's making rice tonight and I'm hungry." She pulled out a gun from...where DID she get it from.

"Wait wait wait hold on! I'm not finished yet with my power up move of friendship!" Z rolled her eyes.

"Yeah THAT'S THE POINT!" Z clicked the safety off the gun menacingly. Kokoro raised her hands in a peaceful manner.

"Calm down! Where did you get that gun from? How do you know how to use a gun? Aren't we in school?"

5. Groping

Kokoro fell onto of Z and immediately blushed as she felt something soft and squishy in her grasp.

Her boobie.

"Ow! Fuck that hurts! Get your hand off my boob!" Z yelled kicking her in the stomach. Z suddenly turned to the audience.

"When you get groped, even on accident, tell them to get off of you! Life is not an anime, and especially weebs need to know that." Z walked away.

"Who was she talking to?"

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There was gonna be more but this is a Christmas gift and y'all already have like...8 different stories/published things that you've read. I'm so tired..