Where the fuck did all these potatoes come from?

Tiki, you cannot heat the food with your dragon breath

Seliph, TYFRING ISNT A GODDAMN CARVING KNIFE

Who the fuck made Fae cry by saying she's the meal? GOD FUCKING DAMMIT AZAMA

Henry, keep the limbs out of the kitchen.

Peri is not cooking human flesh. Everyone needs to remain calm.

Reinhardt, new mission. Keep Lukas away from the pies.

Shade: I hope this works *pulls out a bottle of Ram Wine*

This was meant to go out last night but my mom caught me writing this when I wasn't supposed to be on my phone