okay so i think i already explained what Barreleye fish's are, but I'm gonna say this one more thing,

I FUCKING LOVE THEM LIKE HOLY SHIT #ILoveYouBarreleye

CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS

i honestly imagine platypus' were created like this:

okay so a really fucking horny 16 yr old is at the park, and he see's a beaver and a duck, so he's like 'REPRODUCE FUCKERS' but they don't so after going home and masturbating a lil', (to actual porn, not to the thought of animal sex)  he's like 'I SHOULD NAME THEIR BABY' even though tHEY CAN'T FUCK CARL... so, anyway, to name the imaginary baby, he writes down the three first words that come to mind on a whiteboard and combines them. The white board looked like this:

Platano-as-in-the-Spanish-word-4-penis

Titties

Pussy

Narwhale was also made by Mr.Hormones, after he had like three shots of vodka and decided that anyone could be a fucking unicorn and that those entitled ass horses could all go die. The Word Board looked like this:

Name-that-doesn't-sound-anything-like-unicorn

Roosters-cuz-fuck-you

Whale

These bitches are precious, I love goats.