Yagoo's POV

The time was 5:05 PM.

I sighed.

"Although I'm the CEO of Hololive, I wanna be able to express myself just a little bit more."

I don't wanna be a meme only. I wanna be able to interact with everybody! I mean, sitting here in the office and doing paperwork? I'd like to do something fun, even if it's just a little...

"How about we get that in the 3D studio, Old man? We'll use the official Hololive channel." Yamada said.

"I don't know. I was thinking of that, but would the viewers like that...?"

"I mean, you had a 3D model made just for giggles, right?"

I nodded.

"I mean, c'mon, Old man. You just said you wanted to express yourself."

"Well, I thought maybe singing with audio only would be-"

Yamada grabbed my shirt.

"C'mon, Old man! Trust me, everybody will LOVE IT!"

He vaulted over my table, and grabbed my hand.

"Hololive needs a dash of pepper, and you're that dash of pepper! Now c'mon! Let's get this going!"

"Woah!"

We went to the 3D studio.

Yamada also went to the staff for some help with 3D, along with A-chan.

"Uhm...sure this is gonna work?" I asked.

"I didn't even know if the music I produced back in high school was good. But hey, it got a thousand views a week after it was released in Soundcloud, Old man!"

I giggled.

"Well, if you say so."

I guess I'd also like to enjoy my youth more, despite getting older.

After everything was set up, we hit preparations.

"Let's get this streaming!" Yamada said.

"We should get this on twitter and everything." I said.

Yamada nodded.

"A-chan. Let's raid twitter!"

She nodded.

"The tag will be #YAGOOLive3D" Yamada said.

Yamada's POV

A-chan then typed it, while I went to the hallway and started recording with a black screen.

"Minna! Kikoeru?! (Can you hear me?!)"

I giggled.

"I don't have enough time to do a voice tweet. So, me and Old man Yagoo had a bit of a chat, and we decided he'll have a 3D live right now, on 6:00 PM JST! The hashtag is #YAGOOLive3D! GET THIS TRENDING, YO!!!"

I then started speaking in English.

"Get ready for this, bitches! It's coming in hot!" I giggled.

I stopped recording.

"Time to go back!"

I went back to the 3D studio.

Yagoo's POV

I looked at my body.

"So this is what it's like to wear it, huh?"

It's been a long time since I tested this.

Yamada then opened the door.

"Wooh! Are you excited, Old man?! Cause I am!"

I giggled.

"Why're you excited?"

"I mean, this is something very new to the tray. Don't worry, it's just for fun. Besides, don't you wanna be able to interact with everybody?! Imagine 50k people watching the stream! That'd be hilarious and amazing!" Yamada laughed.

I chuckled.

"I guess you're right."

After waiting until 6:00 PM, we were live.

Yamada's POV

"Everybody! Thanks for waiting!"

Holy shiz! The views really reached 50k+!

"So, I know everybody wants to see Yagoo, but before that, I want to see if everybody is really excited for this. IS EVERYBODY READY?!"

I then saw the chat.

"BEST GIRL YAGOO!!!"

"WOOH! I'M READY TO RAIN RED SUPERCHATS!!"

"YAGOOOOOOOO!!!!"

"I'D TURN HOMO FOR BEST GIRL YAGOO!!!!"

"Finally...a worthy stream! Our time will be legendary!"

"I got homework, BUT SCREW IT! THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY GRADES!"

I giggled.

"Dewa, in 3..2..1..YAGOO!!!!"

Yagoo then appeared in front of the screen.

Yagoo's POV

"Minna! Konnichiwa! It's the CEO of Hololive, Motoaki Tanigo, or as you all like to call me, Yagoo!" I waved my hands and laughed.

"Look at my body!" I said as I spun around a bit.

"This is my 3D body. Nothing new. It's a 'businessman' kind of outfit." I giggled.

My model is similar to Yamada's but it's a businessman outfit instead of a mage's outfit.

"So! How about we get some superchat models?" Yamada asked.

I nodded.

"Dewa, let's see everybody's superchats now!"

The scenery changed, and little figures of his head with arms and legs protruding out from the face came near.

"Woah! That's a lot of superchats actually!" I laughed.

"Yeah. Honestly, superchats are raining right now. Look! It's a red SC rain!" Yamada laughed.

"Man, I never expected that there'd be so many superchats right now." I giggled.

"Arigatou, minna! I really appreciate it!" I said.

"Dewa, let's go do a minigame, Yagoo!" Yamada said.

I nodded.

"First, let's play a quiz. It's called 'Do you know your Hololivers?'"

I nodded.

"Basically, we'll give you 5 questions each for Easy, Normal and Hard, and you have to answer within 30 seconds. Ready for it?" Yamada asked.

"Ready!" I said.

"Okay, so first question! Who likes Joji the most?"

"It's you, Yamada."

"Correct! Next question. Who likes the Yakuza series the most?"

"It's Coco-chan."

"Correct! Next question. Who, in Hololive English, knows how to arrange beats?"

"It's Calliope-chan."

"Correct! Next question. Who is Rikka's partner usually?"

"It's Matsuri-chan."

"Correct! Next question. Which Hololiver have I collabed with the most?"

"It's Sora-chan!"

"Correct! You got 5 points so far, Yagoo!"

I waved my hands.

"Yay!" I laughed.

Yamada giggled.

"So, let's go to the medium round! This'll be interesting." He giggled.

"Dewa, first question. Who built the Yagoo Statue in the minecraft servers?"

"It's Haato-chan."

"Correct! Next question. How many songs were in my EP?"

"Hmm..."

I thought for a moment.

An EP consists of 4-6 usually if all your songs have a duration below 30 minutes. If I remember correctly, he had 5 songs in there.

"5 songs."

"Correct! Yagoo is finally getting challenged here! Oh, everybody, the pressure is on!" Yamada giggled.

I giggled as well.

"Next question. What is the group that Rikka, Roberu, Fubuki, and Matsuri called?"

"Ano...Re:NoiSe?"

"Correct! Next question."

I sighed relief.

"What is the debate that shook the earth a couple months ago when Hololive English was about to debut?"

"Pineapple on pizza." I said immediately.

"Woah! So you did see that." Yamada laughed.

"Last question. Name all the outfits that were given to me on my birthday."

"Oooohh. If I remember correctly...It was Pink guy, Dark lord, Safari man, and Filthy Frank?"

Yamada laughed because I didn't say the Dark Lord's full name.

"Correct! You may not have said Ochinchin's full name, but it's okay!"

I then faked that I was depressed.

"Gomen 2x! I won't say it again!" Yamada laughed.

"Yay!" I giggled.

"So, let's go to hard! First question. How many episodes are there in Holo no Graffiti?"

"That really is hard!" I giggled.

"Welp, start answering now, because the clock is ticking!"

I nodded.

It was almost 90 episodes, but what was the exact number again?

"Um...89?"

"Correct!"

I sighed relief.

"Yokatta." I said.

"Dewa, next question! Who's shorter? Iofi, Anya or Gura?"

"It's Gura." I said immediately.

Yamada laughed hard.

"Correct!" 

He continued to slap the floor.

"Gomennasai. That was just so fast, it took me by surprise." Yamada laughed.

"Dewa, next question. What is Roberu's URL?"

"Argh! I know it! I saw it once! It's in the back of my mind!" I giggled while holding the back of my head.

I do know it was a reference to him being a winning son.

"C'mon, Yagoo! You can do it!" Yamada said.

After he said that, I remembered it.

"Ah! It's 'You can do it!'"

"Correct! We can't really speak URLs, but that's how it was read anyway." Yamada laughed.

"Next question. Who's taller? Coco, or Oga?"

"Hmm...it's Oga."

"Correct! Final question. Ding diring ding! When did Sora debut?"

Fool! You think that's a hard question, but as a CEO, I'd always remember the debut date of Sora, the one and only seiso idol....*quick flashback to Shitposting Review*

And no, it's not creepy. I also remember everybody else's debut dates.

"September 7, 2017."

"WOOOOAHHHH!!! OUR BEST GIRL/CEO/MEME GOT PERFECT ON ALL QUESTIONS!!!"

The chat started going wild.

"SASUGA BEST GIRL YAGOO!!!!"

"Is it wrong for me to not cheer on our best girl Yagoo?"

"YOO!!! THIS IS LEGENDARY!!!"

"THIS IS HISTORY RIGHT HERE, FOLKS!"

"WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?!"

"WTF?! PERFECT SCORE?! SASUGA BEST GIRL!"

"SBG!"

"SBG!"

"SBG!"

I giggled as I looked at the chat.

"Arigatou, minna!"

"So, let's go to some surprise calls!"

"Yeah, I'd like to interact with my talents for a bit." I said.

After a while, we heard the 3rd gen.

"Konbanwa!" They all said.

I laughed.

"I'm surprised there's a lot of you here."

"Honestly, this is quite weird." Flare said.

We laughed.

"Hey, girls!" Yamada said.

"Konbanwa, Yamada-kun!" They said.

Yes, since this is an alternate universe, they absolutely treat Yamada as a friend. Same goes for Yamada to them. NO HAREM WAS MADE IN THE MAKING OF THIS NAU!

"So uhh...let's get to questioning, shall we?" Yamada asked.

"Nn!" The 3rd gen said.

"So...Flare, what can you say about Yagoo's 3D live?"

"Well...first off, kimochi warui."

We laughed.

"Second, omedetou!" Flare clapped.

Everybody else clapped and congratulated me too.

"I didn't know you'd do something like this, but I guess it's kinda funny, if you get what I mean." Flare said.

"Ah, yeah. It's kinda weird for a CEO to do this." I giggled.

"Though, we're quite happy you're doing this, it's both funny and entertaining." Flare laughed.

"I'm glad you're also enjoying this." I giggled.

"C-Can I point out something?" Marine asked.

"Yeah?" I asked.

"W-Why is Yagoo moving around like he's young?"

We laughed.

"I'm not completely old."

"What, Marine? You're jealous that he's old, but can move around, and you're the opposite?" Yamada teased.

"URUSAI!"

We laughed.

"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE GIANT BOOBS AND SLOW MOVEMENT!" Marine said.

"I have giant boobs, and slow movement, but I'm younger-"

"URUSAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

We laughed.

"Well, I was about to ask Marine, but nevermind-" I got cut off

"Ah! It's good that you did this Yagoo.~" Marine said.

We laughed.

"That's a sudden mood change." Me and Yamada said..

"Well...I fear that I might get kicked out by Yagoo..."

We laughed.

"Pekora, what can you say?" I asked.

"Hmm? Well...it's kinda boring."

We laughed.

"Do you want to get fired?" I joked.

"Ah, I mean...the 3D model is very cool, you know?~"

"Ah, that's what I expected from my idols."

We laughed.

"You, Rushia?" I asked.

"Ano...why do you look young?"

"This is a 3D model. Of course I'd look younger. I'm also younger than Marine."

"SHUT UP, YOU OLD-" Marine said, and then just squealed in frustration.

We laughed.

"And lastly, Noel?" I asked.

"Ah, well. I have nothing to say other than congratulations."

"THAT'S IT?!" Yamada said.

We laughed.

"OUT OF ALL THE UNIQUE THINGS YOU CAN SAY TO YAGOO, THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN THINK OF?!" Yamada said.

"Nn. I can't think of anything else. I'm a meathead, you know?" Noel said.

We laughed.

"Um...I gotta say, I wish your outfit had a bit more design, if you know what I mean." Noel said.

"Ah, I get what you mean." I said.

"Well, that's done for the 3rd gen surprise calls. You all got something to say, or no more?" Yamada asked.

"No more, actually." They said.

"Marine, you have no more complaints about age?" 

"YAMADAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

We laughed.

"Alright, bye!" Yamada said.

"Bye, everybody!" I said.

"Bye!" The 3rd gen said.

"Yamada, when I see you in real life, I'll beat your ass." Marine said.

Yamada then laughed his ass out.

After a few minutes of me watching Yamada laugh, and crying on stream, he got up.

"Sorry, Old Man Yagoo." He wiped his tears.

We then continued doing surprise calls, from Holostars, and especially Sora and AZKi.

After that, we came to one of the exciting events of my 3D. The stream kinda hit around 50 minutes, so we were almost done.

"Alright, this was rushed, but don't worry, Old-Yagoo, I got this in the bag."

Yamada then mouthed for me to make an exit.

I did a cringy pose.

"Motoaki Tanigo, signing oooooooooout!"

I then went to the left of the screen.

The field then changed to a stage.

A-chan signaled me to go back in.

I then walked to the center of the stage, and waved my hand.

"So? Did you all expect me to be on Yamada's stage? I think not" I giggled.

I looked at the chat.

"My god...beautiful girl."

"Never have I ever known I would simp for somebody like this...perfection."

"BEST GIRL YAGOO IS ABOUT TO SING?! TELL ME I'M NOT DREAMING!"

"I'M READY TO SUPERCHAT MY WHOLE BANK ACCOUNT, MUDAFRICKAS!"

I giggled.

"I'm glad everybody is excited to see me."

I looked at Yamada.

"Yamada. I actually have been practicing 'That's My Name' over the past couple weeks. Can you please play the instrumental?"

"Ooh!" Yamada said surprised.

Yamada translated what I said.

"I see. Old Man Yagoo wants to do rapping. Especially mine, and you need air for that. I see. If you say so, then...LET'S GO!" Yamada said.

He then played the instrumental, and I started rapping.

"Just like I practiced..."

Intro:
"'Yo, my name is Yamada, and I'm here to say.~'"
"'That I'm a Vtuber in the industry.~'"

Verse 1:
"Okay, time to get the bullshit out. I'm a Vtuber with lots of clout.~"
"Stay for a while, and you'll see how cool I am without a doubt.~"
"Slay bitches with the rhymes, smooth. You ain't got a clue-~"
"-how destructive I can get. Ready? *very short pause* Cause I'm about-"

"-to drop more lines right here, wimps.~"
"You judge cause I'm a man, and you're toxic, fucking simps.~"
"Nobody cares 'bout your opinion, so just let me up the ranks, bitch.~"
"My rhymes are like thymes. Versatile without trying. Pitch-~"

"-perfect, Multilingual. I guess you can say I'm quadrilingual.~"
"*short pause* Just be grateful that I'm out for entertainment for the people.~"
"*short pause* Got in, stabilize my position in this rabbit hole.~"
"Cause these bars are hot. I'm sweet to the taste like glycerol.~"

"*Pause* They hate me like I'm J. Cole.~"
"Despite having potential, they don't see what I'm capable-~"
"-of. I add lots of variety in streams,~"
"So if the quality seems like a fraud, then that's insanity.~"

Chorus:
("Shirazaki Yamada. Yeah, that's my name.~"
"Hololive Male Generation, 'bout to rise in fame.~"
"Like a chess game, I'm insane, I just go out and claim-~"
"-what I can, and I stream. Ensure that I stand like a king.~") 2x.

Verse 2:
"You wonder why I'm rapping both in English and in Japanese?~"
"Don't even bother. I just rap in any way I please.~"
"Antis wondering to themselves, 'Hey, should we go in?'~"
"I'll beat you like your uncle. You'll be saying 'sumimasen.'~"

"I'm influenced by Filthy Frank, so if you think I'm crazy,~"
"Think again. It's for the sake of entertainment. Charlie Chaplin.~"
"'Cept it's not the classics. *short pause* I just keep my actions silent.~"
"Cause while you're standing guard, I come up like an assassin.~"

"Even Ezio ain't seen that coming. I come up with shit that's hidden-"
"-in plain sight. Hide your bodies in roof gardens.~"
"Then make it disappear like I used my pool of magic.~"
"Or make you disappear like poof! Meepo's copies.~"

"I made meme material. Easily intelligible.~"
"All of you just see the bars. Bro, I'm ethereal.~"
"So real. The real deal. No ordeal. The ideal man."
"Dance so good, Merce Cunningham. Brains and Brawns, a Cunningham.~"

Chorus:
("Shirazaki Yamada. Yeah, that's my name.~"
"Hololive Male Generation, 'bout to rise in fame.~"
"Like a chess game, I'm insane, I just go out and claim-~"
"-what I can, and I stream. Ensure that I stand like a king.~") 2x.

Verse 3:
"Got a wide voice range, 0 to a 100? Easy.~"
"Rapping comes naturally, this shit's very breezy.~"
"Acting like I'm kind, but I'm crazy when I'm pissed.~"
"I'm just doing my activities. You guys're lazy, shit!~"

"Play a lot of games. Rapper like Watame.~"
"Singer like AZKi. Swearer like a shrine maiden.~"
"Or 'prolly like a dragon. I got a whole gang in the-"
"-*pause* vicinity. My voice is your remedy.~"

"So I got in. I just do what I like.~"
"Talk live, Hololive Review, and the like.~"
"My views are accrued, and so're the subs and likes.~"
"So I'll stream from day to night, just so you can feel delight.~"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, thanks for coming tonight.~"
"Hope you all had a good time. Y'all had lots of fun, right?~"
"So that sums up what I write for this rap song, so goodbye.~"
"Smiles are enough to suffice. No need for you to subscribe.~"

Chorus:
("Shirazaki Yamada. Yeah, that's my name.~"
"Hololive Male Generation, 'bout to rise in fame.~"
"Like a chess game, I'm insane, I just go out and claim-~"
"-what I can, and I stream. Ensure that I stand like a king.~") 4x.

Outro:
"...That's me. Shirazaki Yamada."
"...I'm a male Vtuber in Hololive. I stream, and do weird content for my madoshis."
"...I'll see y'all later. Ciao."

I giggled as the instrumental started fading out. 

I saw Yamada's face. He was really amazed.

The instrumental stopped, and Yamada clapped a lot.

The other staff members were also amazed, and clapped a bit.

"Yo! I did not expect you can keep up with that speed!"

I giggled.

"I told you, I have been practicing your song nonstop in my office."

"You heard that, everybody?! Yagoo has been practicing this nonstop in his office. HE WAS RAPPING WHILE DOING PAPERWORK!"

I looked at the chat.

"OH NO, THIS IS LOOKING BAD FOR  CALLI, AMELIA, KORONE, OLLIE, WATAME, YAMADA, AND ALL THE OTHER RAPPERS OF HOLOLIVE!"

"HE RAPS WHILE IN HIS OFFICE?! WTF?!"

"This is why he's best girl."

"BEST GIRL IS YAGOO!"

*insert Yagoo face emoji spam here*

"SBG!"

"SBG!"

I giggled at the chat.

"How about doing one more?" I asked.

"Oh? You're up for more songs?"

I nodded.

"How about I try to sing Shiny Smily Story?"

Yamada then widened his eyes and mouth.

"That?! Okay, let's see how good your singing ability is, Old Man. You were good at Karaoke before, but let's see if you've still got your touch."

I nodded.

The instrumental started, and I started singing.

The chat was actually surprised. You all may not know it, but I have been going to Karaoke rooms more frequently recently, because I did want to impress Yamada in case we'll hang out again some other time, which we did, and he was amazed that I sang better than before.

"This is just like Yamada....weirdly beautiful."

"OKAY, THAT'S IT. THE LINE HAS BEEN CROSSED. PUT YAGOO IN FOR THE BLOOM LIVE CONCERT THINGY! HE'S THE IDOL ALL ALONG!"

"Yo, just when I thought Sora was the idol of Hololive, HE was the idol all along."

"This is why Yagoo is best girl."

"In all honesty, he actually has a very good voice, not gonna lie."

"He raps in his office, and he sings this good? Now damn, we got another Yamada in the house!"

"Entertainment company? Bruh, Yagoo restored his idol dream right here."

After singing it, I then stopped, and the lights went back on.

Yamada clapped a lot, and so did the staff members.

"Now that's....way different than when we went to Karaoke together before."

We laughed.

"I have been going to Karaoke more frequently nowadays. I've gotten less paperwork, and more breaks."

"Ironic, cause Bloom probably needs a lot of paperwork."

"Well, I miraculously have little paperwork today. I will tell you that I have improved."

"No crap, Old Man!"

We laughed.

"Man...we still have some time left. Wanna make a short speech, or maybe say your outro, before this ends?"

I nodded.

"Hello, everyone. I am Motoaki Tanigo, also referred, by you guys, as YAGOO, CEO of COVER Corporation. Thank you for watching the live streaming of me in 3D. COVER corp. is a cutting edge 2D entertainment company. Our mission is creating a culture that people around the world love, which you all are clearly loving it. We will take on various challenges this year as well so that you can be surprised and enjoyed.Look forward. Thank you."

I bowed.

Yamada then laughed his ass off, and I giggled.

"DID YOU JUST USE THAT EXACT SPEECH, AND TWEAKED IT?!"

Yamada then laughed a lot.

"Yeah, I did! How'd you like it?"

"Don't even ask me. The answer's in the chat."

I looked at the chat.

"WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

"LOL, HE JUST USED THAT! WHAT A CHAD!"

"YO, THAT WAS COOL AF!"

"Ah, I see he has embraced that entertainment company joke...I guess an idol dream is a dream after all."

I then faked that I got depressed a bit.

"W-W-W-Why're you like that?" Yamada asked.

"Nothing."

We laughed.

"Well, with that out of the way. I hope you all enjoyed that!" Yamada said.

"I'll be looking forward to our future endeavors."

I waved at the camera.

"Thank you for watching the 3D live, everyone."

I didn't expect this...while the chat was going on, I saw a lot of my talents in the chat.

Sadly, best girl succubus isn't here with us ;-; She was [REDACTED] cause gifts don't exist in this AU.

HoloMyth, ID, Holostars, Hololive girls...Most of them dropped by, and commented.

"With this, guys, IT IS THE END OF #YAGOOLIVE3D! BEST GIRL YAGOO HAS FULFILLED HIS DREAMS OF BEING AN IDOL!" Yamada said.

The screen then slowly went away, and faded out. I waved while the camera was moving.

Yamada, and the staff members clapped.

"WHOO! I TOLD YOU THAT WAS A GREAT IDEA!" Yamada said.

I giggled, and tried taking some equipment off. He also helped me remove it.

"Well? How does it feel, Yagoo?" A-chan asked.

"Great, actually!"

I'm happy everybody loved it.

"Well, you must be kinda tired. I sure am. I didn't have dinner yet. I think mom's gonna scold me for coming home a bit late." Yamada giggled nervously.

"How about I come with you? We'll have dinner, like it was back in the Philippines."

"Really?! THANK YOU, OLD MAN!" 

Yamada cried in happiness and hugged my leg.

"Yeah 2x. Stop acting like a child. C'mon."

He stood up, and dusted himself off.

"We'll be going now." I said to the staff members and A-chan.

They waved bye.

Me and Yamada went out of the 3D studio.

"Let's go, Old Man!"

"Nn!"

We then went down the hallway, and went inside the elevator.