"Yamada is quite a handsome fellow...and Yagoo is a good-looking man..."

I then was bored and wanted to read more BL.

I got my phone.

"BL Doujins.~ BL Doujins.~ I need to satisfy my libido with doujins.~"

I then saw an interesting one.

"'A father with a wife and a son has a secret affair with a male college student'..."

Interesting. The father looks good, and the college student is cute.

I then read it, and as I looked further in the pages, I thought of Yagoo and Yamada as the characters.

I started panting heavily as my imagination ran wild.

"I'LL GO MAKE A BL OF THIS!"

I then started writing on my notebook that I don't use anymore for writing it.

After writing for about 20 minutes, I was done.

"LET'S TRY READING THIS!"

I started reading it.

Anemachi's BL Fanfic~ 

P.S. You thought I was dying while writing those horny scenes in the original book? I'm going to hell trying to write this, but the absurdity of the idea is what kept me going. Hope you all will enjoy this little chapter~

Yamada was in Yagoo's office, but he was just lying on the chairs.

"So, Old Man? How long're you gonna take until you finish your paperwork?"

"Dunno, probably 1 hour or so."

Yamada grinned.

"Am I able to help?" Yamada asked.

"Nah, I'll do this myself."

"Really?"

"Yes."

Yamada then sighed.

"...I'm bored as hell, Old Man."

Yagoo then stopped doing his paperwork for a while.

"*sigh* Now that I think about it, I need a breather." Yagoo said.

Yamada then sat near his desk.

"So, Old Man, what do you wanna do for now until your rest is over?"

"I'll probably just rest. I'll alarm my phone 5 minutes from now and continue later on."

Yamada giggled.

"Welp, you gotta have your rests. You're getting old anyway."

"I'm not that old."

"You are."

They both giggled.

After a while, Yamada took off his hoodie, and put it around Yagoo.

"Hope you won't feel cold, Old Man."

He then proceeded to lie on the chairs, and lie for a bit.

After 1 hour~

Yagoo woke up.

"Seriously? I even alarmed it."

He then checked my volume.

"Oh yeah...it's my habit to lower the ringing volume, so my alarm didn't go off."

"Welp, gotta do this quick." Yagoo thought.

As he sat back up, he noticed a hoodie fell to the floor.

"This is Yamada's..."

He smiled.

"Well, of course he's gonna care for me. I'm the one who took care of him when he was young, after all."

He then gave it back to Yamada as he was lying.

"I'm surprised he wasn't cold..."

Yagoo then looked at his face. It was quite a cute sleeping face.

"A cute face..." 

He crouched a bit, and examined it.

"It was just like it was from before..." I giggled.

He then leaned in close to his face.

Yamada then opened his eyes, and they were in this awkward position.

Yamada then grabbed his head, and kissed him.

He was surprised, but...he also kissed back.

After about 10 seconds, They let go.

"This feels...kinda wrong." Yagoo said.

"I feel the same way, but...I mean, how can I not love the one who babysitted me, and was the one that comforted me in times when I was rejected?"

They giggled.

"Well, you could go home if you want. I'm still gonna stay here and do my paperwork." I said as I stood up and walked to my desk.

Yamada stood up and wore his hoodie.

"Sure you're really not gonna need some help, Old Man?"

He shook his head.

"I'm fine doing this alone."

"Welp! I guess I'll go home, Old Man. Take care!" He said as he went out the door and waved.

Yagoo smiled.

"Take care, Yamada."

He then went out.

After 2 days~

"Old Man! Ready to go get lunch?" Yamada asked.

Yagoo nodded.

Yagoo did his paperwork. It was surprisingly small for today, but it's good, since it's once in a while that he gets to spend time with Yamada. 

They went to get lunch.

They talked about what happened. His friendship and development with the others, his streams, how he's doing, and all the good wholesome stuff.

They went to the arcade, and they tried zombie shooting.

"I'm surprised you've still got your touch, Old Man."

"I may be growing old, but that doesn't mean I'm old."

They then cleared the game after 10 minutes of playing the final stage.

Yamada laughed.

"That was a good game, Old Man."

Yagoo giggled.

"You're still the best as ever."

He then inputted a random name.

"Well, how about we go to the park, and enjoy our time for a bit?"

He nodded.

They rode in Yagoo's car, and they sat in the park just talking.

"So basically, that's how the Fubuki x Yamada ship came to be."

"And it all started from you just answering a question asking about your opinion about Fubuki's cuteness?"

"Yup!"

They laughed.

After it was about 4:30-5:00 PM, Yamada and Yagoo decided it was the end for their little date.

"Well, Old Man, I enjoyed this time we spent together!" Yamada stretched and then giggled.

Yagoo stood up.

"Well, it was good to spend time with you too. It's been a while since we did our little dates here and there just talking about trivial stuff."

Yamada laughed.

"Well, that is true. Ever since Vtubing happened, and school happened, we've got more time to spend on homework, less time to spend hanging out with friends and family." Yamada said.

They then faced each other, and Yamada scratched his head.

"Well...I really enjoyed my time here, Old Man."

"I also enjoyed my time too." Yagoo said.

Yamada then hesitated, but at the last moment, he kissed Yagoo's cheek, and ran off.

"I'll just take the taxi." Yamada blushed hard in embarrassment, and ran away.

"THAT WAS EMBARRASSING, BUT I DID IT!"

Yagoo held his right cheek, and smiled.

"That was a cute attempt."

Yagoo then went back to his SUV, and thought back to that moment as he drove to the HQ, and went up to the office.

"I can't get it off my head." Yagoo smiled.

For a few days, they were just normal. Interacting with each other. They kept their relationship a secret for now. And after a week, Yagoo and Yamada met in Yamada's special place.

"So...what did you wanna talk about?" Yagoo asked.

"Well, Old Man..." Yamada said.

Yamada fidgeted.

"Um...I was thinking that maybe we'd try to become official."

Yamada widened his eyes.

"R-Really?"

"Yeah..."

Yamada stood up.

"Ever since that thing that we did...I couldn't take you off my mind."

Yagoo giggled.

"I don't know...there was just...something about you Old Man that just grew over the years..." Yamada said.

"I could say the same thing." Yagoo stood up.

"I mean, you're quite cute, you know?" 

Yamada blushed.

"T-Thanks...Old Man..."

Yagoo hugged Yamada.

"I want us to be like this forever. Just hanging out, talking, and enjoying time."

Yamada smiled and hugged Yagoo back.

"I'd like us to be like this forever too."

They let go of each other.

"There's nobody that could make me happier than the oe that took care of me." Yamada said.

"Weird, cause I'm the same too. Nothing makes me happier than seeing the one that I took care of grow up, and become one of the most famous male Vtubers in the world."

They giggled.

They then slowly leaned towards each and kissed.

As they kissed, their tongues intertwined, and they kept on twisting their tongues.

After doing the same thing for 10 seconds, they released each other.

Yamada giggled as he panted.

"Old Man..."

"Yamada..."

They hugged each other.

"I hope we could really stay like this forever..." Yamada said.

"Yeah..." Yagoo said.

They hugged each other lovingly.

CHOP!

"ITAI!" I screamed.

"You know? I was okay with you making a BL for me and Yagoo, since a lot of girls like BL and because it's not really shoved to my face, but there was one certain thought in your head that makes me angry."

"W-What is it?"

Yamada's POV

I chopped her every line I make.

"Let me point out the things I'm bothered by."

"1. You were going to share it with Suisei."

"2. It's kinda short and a bit weird with that sudden lip-to-lip contact in the office, so the others may not know what the story's details are about."

"3. You were going to share this with others as well."

"And 4..."

"W-What is it?" Anemachi sniffed.

I chopped her every word I said.

"You. Had. A. Thought. Where. You. Wanted. To. Ask. Me. If. Me. And. Old. Man. Yagoo. Had. A. Gay. Relationship. With. No. Hesitation. Don't. You. Feel. Shameful. For. Having. No. Shame?"

Anemachi held her head.

I got her book.

"Yada! My notebook!"

I burned everything except the paper where she wrote the fanfic.

"Now, I'll let you keep the fanfic for now, but you need to choose between 2 things."

"W-What is it?" Anemachi sobbed.

"1. Keep this for yourself, and never show this to anyone but yourself, or 2. You'll show this to everyone, I'll burn this paper after you show it to everyone, and I'll erase the memories about this fanfic."

Anemachi nodded.

"I'll pick the 1st please." Anemachi got and sobbed.

She then sat on the bed while hugging her knees, and sobbed.

I sighed.

"Yoshi 2x. Just don't ask me or Yagoo that question. It's disgusting. More disgusting than my character." I said as I patted her head.

"Gomen. I swear I'll keep this a secret from everybody, even Suisei."

"You sure? I'm not joking though, Anemachi. If you break your promise, I will seriously bonk you so hard, you'll have brain damage."

Anemachi nodded.

"I promise."

I went into her thoughts, and I confirmed it. 

"Well, I'll be going now."

I made a portal and went back to my house.

Anemachi's POV

I grabbed my piece of paper.

I sighed.

"Yamada-kun..."

I pouted.

"Why can't you treat me like them? Meanie!"

I turned to my right.

"Hmph!"

I'm keeping my promise, but I officially hate him now. He's a meanie mean!