"Hello everybody! The Mage of Hololive, Shirazaki Yamada, is here!" I clapped 3 times.

"So, I looked at the poll, and almost everybody wanted me to talk about love."

"So without further ado, let's get into the topics! So, I got questions about love from all of you, so I'll be reading them now."

I opened up twitter.

"Man, there's a lot of questions. Ah, I forgot to tell. Min'na, thank you so much for 60k subs. I blasted quite fast in such a short period. I'm really grateful to you all, and I promise to keep up the hard work to make sure you all are entertained."

I then found a question.

"Who do you find the cutest in Hololive?"

"Hmm, good question. Lemme see, I find Sora, Rushia, Suisei, Aqua, Matsuri...Basically everybody...Chot'to mat'te, I know I said everybody, but Mel and Choco are on the 'sexy' category." I laughed.

"So, out of all of them, who's the cutest? Well..it's quite hard, since they're all cute."

I then thought up of something funny.

"Ah, I know who's the cutest. It's me!" I laughed.

"Though, jokes aside, It's quite hard. I mean, we have a cute hoshikawa addict, a cute pyschopathic idol, a cute 'proper idol', a cute Baqua, a cute yandere necromancer, and other cute misleading idols here. Though, I think 'entertainers' are more appropriate." I laughed.

"Hmm, I guess it's....Sora! Sora must be the cutest!" I giggled.

"She has quite the cute face, not gonna lie. Though, if our cute psychopathic idol and a cute yandere comes into my house, just know I'm willing to change my opinion." I laughed.

"Anyway, next question!"

I looked for another question.

"Would you rather date Suisei, or Rushia? Oh, this is interesting. On one side, we got a cute yandere that would kill to get attention, and on the other side, we got a pyschopathic S idol that would kill for fun." I laughed. I decided to peek on the SC. Both donated 10,000 yen.

"Pick me." Rushia typed.

"K-k-k-kowai! Rushia is gonna kill me if I don't pick her." I laughed. Suisei then followed up.

"Hey Yamada~ pick me!" Suisei typed.

"B-both of them are kowai." I laughed.

"Uhhh, I'd rather date....Can't I date them both? I can't just be restricted like that. I'm a man of culture!" I laughed.

"So, that's done, let's do the next question."

I looked for another question.

"Would you rather date Matsuri, or Tamaki?"

I paused for a bit.

"Should I date a cute idol? Or should I date a trap? Hmm, I'll date Matsuri. At least I won't be dating a guy. Sorry Tamaki, you're cute and all, but I'm very heterosexual." I laughed.

"I mean...I'm not blonde, so I don't think I'm Tamaki's type of guy."

I clapped twice.

"Next question is....Relationship advices?"

I read the question.

"'Can you give me advice on what girls I should pick on? And what I should do?' Interesting. Well, I'm gonna base off from my experiences."

I started to joke about my status.

"Hello everybody, your teacher for love advices, Shirazaki Yamada-sensei, is here." I laughed.

"Anyway, for the girls...you can pick anybody, honestly. It's not like there's a right or wrong in trying to love a girl, however, I'd like to say one thing. Try to avoid a girl that falls too easily for you. Let's say that a girl fell in love with you. You'd say something like, 'YATA! I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!' and then the next day, she breaks up with you, and finds another guy. Kind of like in Rent-a-Girlfriend, but trust me, there are girls like that in real life, so you'd rather find a girl that will really settle with you."

"Also, when you finally settle with a girl, you need to make sure she's a good woman. I'm not gonna say what they should be, because, like I said, I'm not judging if you like those types of girls, but you need to make sure that that woman will be loyal to you. Does she cook good food? Probably not, but she'll absolutely love you with all her heart, and that's all that matters."

"Uhm, you need to make sure that after some time, if you're ready to confess to them, confess to them. Don't be a wuss. Even if she rejects you, you at least got an answer, and you can stay as friends that way. If you don't confess to her, two things might happen. Number one, she might find another guy, and number two, she might confess first, and you might get surprised by it, but don't you think it's customary for boys to confess first?" I giggled.

"You also need to make sure you two are happy with each other. If you get along with another girl, and your girl is jealous, she definitely loves you. So stop hanging with that girl. If you two are happy with each other, then go for it."

"And finally, be an alpha male. Don't be a beta bitch like a simp. Trust me, you simp for a girl, it's okay, but if she FLAKES on you, be an alpha. Don't always go like, 'Aw, okay. Let's go on a date next week then.' And then she flakes once more. If she acts bitchy towards you, discipline her. If she did nothing wrong, you can continue to simp for her. However, note that when I say 'simp,' don't actually simp for them completely. Just 'kind of simp' them."

I clapped twice.

"And that's Yamada-sensei's love lessons. Next question!"

I looked for another question.

"Hmm...Oh, this one's interesting. 'Have you ever fallen in love?'" I decided to tease my viewers.

"...Secret." I laughed.

"Next question is...Huh, kinda gross, but I guess I can bear it. 'Do you love BL or GL?' Okay, uhm...no, I don't love it at all. Actually, this might be irrelevant, but there was this one time where I heard my classmates talk to each other, and I heard them saying stuff like, 'Hey, where do boys stick their ochinchin in men?' And it was gross! I just laughed inside because they said it out loud, but also, why?! Why would you say it out loud? Like I get that some of you like that stuff, but if you wanted to talk about BL, at least keep it to yourselves if it's about sex." I laughed.

"I wouldn't really mind if you tried to joke about it just a little, I wouldn't even mind if you talked about a whole series of BL, but please don't mention sex scenes. Unless it doesn't involve sex, please don't mention that in public, like at least try to discuss it among friends." I coughed. "There's a reason why 'privacy' exists."

I clapped twice.

"Next question. Uh...chot'to mat'te."

I checked the chat.

"Why do you hate BL? Well...if you're a man, and you heard of Boku no Pico, doesn't that traumatize you?" I laughed. "As a full-on heterosexual male, that would really burn your eyes. You'd start regretting life decisions after seeing those traps!" I laughed.

"A good comparison would be the looking at the sun for 10 whole seconds. That's how much pain you'd go through watching that stuff."

"Anyway, the next question is...Oh, it's a person seeking advice. 'I want to confess to my crush, but I don't know how. I'm asking for a friend.'" I laughed. "So, who's really gonna confess? You, or your friend?" I laughed. "Anyway, if you want to confess to your crush, go for it. But that's only assuming you two know each other. If, for example, it's like the most popular girl in school, and she doesn't know you at all, then...well, it's up to you really, but I'm pretty sure that most of the time, you're gonna get rejected. Let's face it, reality is harsh." I laughed.

"Unless she's into NTR, and will like your alpha attitude, but I mean, I don't think a lot of people like NTR anyway." I laughed.

"Except for Ange obviously."

I clapped twice.

"So, the next question is...Actually, let's look for an interesting question." I scrolled down more.

"Who do you love in Hololive?" I paused for a bit.

I then reminded myself to look at some YamadaxRushia fanfics. Holy shit, I did not expect so many results.

I giggled a bit.

"I like all of them, actually. But if we're talking about love, I don't have feelings for them." I decided to hide my 'harem' plan. "I-I don't have any feelings for them sadly. Oh, speaking of love, the moment I did that collab with Rushia, there were many, many fanfics about YamadaxRushia. I'm actually looking at some titles right now." I laughed.

"That exploded very quickly! In just a day, I saw the front page filled with a lot of fanfics." I laughed.

"Rushia, why?! Why'd you have to do stuff in the Minecraft server?! Now I've been victimized by this!" I laughed.

"I wouldn't really mind reading the fanfics, but I saw that most of them were lemons." I laughed.

"I should probably stop discussing this, because this is becoming too sexual!" I laughed even more.

"W-well, anyway, let's continue." I scrolled down for more questions.

"Who is best girl? Yagoo." I instantly replied with a hard laugh.

"I mean, admit it, I'm pretty sure most of you know that. Don't lie." I laughed.

"So next question is...Oh, it's a hypothetical question. 'Say that you are bisexual, your childhood girl friend confessed to you, but you're into guys. What do you do?" Well, it really depends. I mean, the way the world is now, LGBT is rising up very much. But if you love your childhood friend, then you'd rather accept her as your girlfriend. If you're really into guys, then you'd just go, and confess to the guy. Love is not perfect, but seriously, it all depends on you, and you need to make sure you choose wisely. You can't just confess to the guy, get rejected, then take back your rejection to your childhood friend." I laughed.

"All the decisions are up to you. But if I were the guy, I'd choose my childhood friend, because if she's happy with me, and I'm happy with her, then our love will last long. And, she's spent time with me the most in life." I coughed.

"Next question is....Another advice-giving lesson. 'Is it normal to have quarrels?' Yes, it's normal to have quarrels. I said before, love is not perfect, just like how a couple would be. There will be times that you two would not agree to the same thing, so you two will explain to the other as to why you disagree with them, and then you two can either forget about it, or just have to agree with the other. However, if you quarrel too much, and you start to hate each other, your love won't last long."

"Okay, a few more questions to go."

I scrolled down for questions.

"Hmm? 'Can you define true love?' Simple, If you love the girl because you love everything about them, but not the boobs or ass, then that's true love. If it's the opposite, that's lust, so if you say something like, 'Danchou, I love you!' Make sure you're not loving her just because she's a K cup." I laughed. "You can like her K cup boobs if you want to, but just know the difference between lust and love. They're universes apart." I giggled.

"I know you simps! Don't lie!" I laughed.

"Well, *clears throat* let's continue, shall we?"

I looked for more questions.

"Who's your favorite ship?"

I paused for a bit.

"Well...I really like GunKan. There's something so strange about their teetee moments. Even when they're fighting, they're so teetee. It's so sweet." I giggled.

I looked for more questions.

"What animals do you love? Well, I like dogs actually, but there are a few dog breeds I don't really like. Not hate, but just personally don't like because of reasons. If we're talking about more 'bizarre' animals, I...like tarantulas, to be honest." I laughed.

"I actually like the Brazilian white knee species. It looks beautiful. I actually have that Tarantula in my room." I laughed. "I have a pet Tarantula."

I looked at her.

"Oh? OH!! SHE'S MOLTING!" I got out of my chair for a bit.

"OH MY GOD!!" I said in english.

"She's molting!" I said in excitement.

"Man, I might post it on twitter once she's done molting, but I have to tell you, she's aggressive. Anything that moves in front of her, or moves in her web, is food to her, so I need to be very careful when I pick it up. Trust me min'na, it was hell picking up her molt the other times."

"Oh yeah, about pets, I'm kind of thinking about getting a puppy later on." I giggled.

"*clap 2x* Welcome to Hololive, the place where degeneracy is a common thing, and Yagoo's dream is considered a joke to the 'idols'. *laughs*"

"Anyway, next question."

"...'Have you read the fanfics of YamadaxRushia?' Actually, I only saw the titles, as I said before, but I don't really wanna read it, because most of them are lemons!" I laughed.

"I don't wanna imagine myself banging Rushia, I'm still new to Hololive." I laughed.

"I don't really mind people making that stuff, but If I were to read that, at least something milder than that, like-like a lime, or just a normal fanfic!" I laughed.

"Well, I'm gonna pick two more questions, so I'm gonna have to find more interesting ones."

I scrolled down.

"'Are you planning to have a harem?' Uhm, no. Not really. If I do happen to get a harem, then whatever, but if not, it's also okay. I'm kind of planning to just do Hololive stuff, because even if I did love one of the Hololive girls, I'd still need to know more about them. If I went straight to one of them, and make them my girlfriend, that's possibly lust. So I'd like to do it one step at a time. Only then will I start becoming alpha male." I grunted like an ape.

"Yosh, last question."

I looked for a very interesting one.

"'What fetish do you have?' Interesting 2x. Well, I kinda like glasses for some reason. I don't know why, but seeing girls in glasses is quite...I don't know how to explain, stimulating? Wait no, that sounds quite perverted!" I laughed. "But I mean, fetishes themselves are already perverted, but girls with glasses just look dazzling." I laughed.

I clapped twice.

"Well, that's all for the 'let's talk' video. Hopefully you all enjoyed the video. Goodbye! I love you all!" I extended the 'all' for a while, and then stopped the stream.

I stretched.

"Well, another stream is done. I guess I'll have to prepare dinner, and pack the stuff I need for tomorrow."

I cooked dinner, which was an egg, some vegetables and meat, and some orange juice on the side. I then packed shirts, shorts, a waterproof phone case, a pocket knife, a medkit, earphones, 3 powerbanks, a charger, some snacks, and my wallet, inside a hardside luggage. I then charged my phone to make sure it's either 99% or below. 

"Yosh, I think I'm prepared for any situation now." I got a text from Yagoo.

"I'm looking forward to your reaction to their swimsuits. Hahahaha." Is what it said.

"Urusai." I texted back.

"Well, I guess I'll kill some time. I need my phone to charge a bit, plus I guess I'd like to watch more Hololive degeneracy." I decided to watch a bit more videos, until it was 8:50.

I checked my phone. It's 98%.

"Close enough." I unplugged it, and went to sleep.

I start smiling at the thought of going to the pool.

"Man, I can't wait until we get to the pool. It's nice to relax once in a while. Oh shit, I need to check on twitter real quick for updates." I decided to hit up twitter. I then scrolled down and saw an update about Hololive.

"All members of Hololive, including Holostars, China, Indonesia, and Inonaka music will be taking a day off to relax. Hopefully everyone understands!"

That was quite straightforward, Old man. Well, everybody gets equal treatment in taking a break. It's up to everybody on how they'll spend the break now.

I decided to check more, until I feel like I've seen enough. It was 9:00 pm.

"Well, I should go to sleep now." I turned off the lights, and went to sleep.