Ch. 80 - The End of "The Midnight Massacre" Pt. 2
Yamada's POV
I finally got near the Sony building and rewound time back when the chopper hasn't arrived yet, and looked inside each floor as I kept floating in the air.
"Hmm....still soundly sleeping...."
Well, time to get all of them out of the Sony Building. I also gotta somehow get rid of the bodies of their underlings....eh, whatever, I'll do the same thing that I did to Mr. Weeaboo. Get them all, shrink them 'till they're nothing but ants, then bury them into the ground. I guess I'll bury them 6 inches deep.
"Alright. This is gonna be messy, but..."
I summoned a five-seven into my right hand, and shot the windows of the building from the 8th floor down to the 2nd floor.
"You guys are coming with me." I said as I put a tether on Rito, Sito, and the 5 girls, and used 'Telekinesis' as I raised them off from each floor and pulled them out, then I put them all into one group as I summoned a portal on the ground vertically, leading to Mr. Weeaboo's past lair. The one that was hidden in a mountain.
I let them all go through the portal, and once everybody went through, I followed after them. Once they were all laid down on the ground when I deactivated "Telekinesis", I imagined some sort of chain that ties them all together and is also intangible, so it's made out of imaginary steel, and I materialized it.
So now, the 7 of them are all tied up on the ground, sitting "comfortably".
"Sleep tight there.~ If any of you got damaged somewhere, I'll heal you later.~" I said as I made a portal to the root universe.
And just when I was about to step foot back into the root universe, Yamada-sensei entered my mind.
"Hey, perfect timing. Look behind you, there's a portal. Go quick and help the others."
"Eh? Others? You mean those other guys? Siro, Kanda, Hoshikawa, Kanae-"
"Yes. All of them. The ones who got dragged into this ordeal."
"You can't do it right now?" I asked him.
"I would. I could even make a clone to help them, but you know how it is. Besides, I can't really trust a clone to watch over their parents."
"...*sigh* Well, business first. I'll do this quick, Hololivers."
I looked back, seeing the portal, and the first thing that came to my view was Kanae holding his stomach with a crying Hoshikawa at his side.
"Oh shit...!" I mumbled as I ran through the portal.
"Y-Yamada! You're here!" Hoshikawa said.
"Wait a bit!" I said.
I knelt down quickly, and took a deep breathe.
"Dark-brown hair and eyes, half-Japanese, half-Filipino, and can use 'Angel's Support'."
I thought of that, and summoned 10 clones.
"You guys, go find any Vtuber that's injured within this vicinity and heal them with LF until I come to your locations. When I do, find more injured. Report back anything more than an injury, like a dead person or anything more major than an injury." I said to my clones.
They turned to their backs immediately and ran to whoever they could find that is injured, or worse....if it ever happened, dead.
I activated Kanata's eyes, and I looked at Kanae's stomach. I tethered myself to Kanae's brain, and it seems that he was shot when he let his guard down. Good thing it was only 1 bullet. That's amazing, honestly.
"It's okay, Kanae-san. Let go of your wound. I'll heal you back into perfect condition."
"A-Argh....t-thanks....Yamada-san..." Kanae said as he slowly let go of the wound, and I saw some blood leaking out.
"P-Please do whatever you can to heal him, Yamada-kun!" Hoshikawa said.
"Nn...."
I hovered my hand over his wound and I did something that just came to my mind right now. I covered my hand with a strong magnet and see if the bullet would come out. It did work...but Kanae groaned a bit more. He even bit his bottom lip.
"KANAE-SAN!" Hoshikawa shouted.
"Sh." I said as I got rid of the strong magnet covering my hand and proceeded to heal back his wounds. A small light-green aura emitted from the wound.
"O-Oh....?" Hoshikawa wiped her eyes and looked at it.
"Woah...." Kanae widened his eyes.
I chuckled and smiled.
"I'll heal you all back to normal. Don't worry, nobody is dying in my watch."
I healed his wound until the only thing that was showing was his skin that came from a small rip that I assume was where the bullet entered from.
"There we go." I said.
"O-Oh...? I'm completely healed...-"
"KANAE-SAN! YOKATTA! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA DIE, YOU KNOW?!" Hoshikawa hugged him instantly, resting his head on her shoulders. Kanae widened his eyes from Hoshikawa's sudden hug.
"Ooh, lucky boi." I giggled internally.
"H-Hoshikawa....." Kanae put his hand behind her head and hugged her back. He was still surprised from the hug that he needed more time to process it all.
"...This is teetee, I won't lie." I smiled.
"This is bad!" I heard one of my clones shout.
I gasped.
I looked at the direction where my clone shouted from, and I ran towards him while sucking a bit of LF from Hoshikawa and Kanae. Sorry, guys. It was just 1 LF, really. It's not that much. Don't worry, you're 10 LF when I appraised you two, so nothing bad happened.
"Hah....hah....K-K-K-Kanda...." Gundou sobbed as she dug her face into his chest.
"...Oh shit. Somebody really did die during this whole thing."
Gundou raised her face and I widened my eyes. Her eyes were filled with extreme tears, and her eyebrows frowned so much, that she was beyond sad. I think a part of heart was shattered.
I clenched my fists and sharpened my eyebrows.
"Don't worry, I'll revive him." I said while kneeling down.
"W-Will you really be able to get him back to life...?" Gundou asked.
"Of course. I can do anything. Don't worry...."
I took a deep breathe and exhaled as I hovered my hands over Kanda's body.
"How did Kanda die?"
"H-He...He was stabbed by a lot of guys when he tanked for us, and....before some of us knew it, he....he...."
"....I see."
So it's blood loss.
"K-K-Kan....da....." Gundou continued sobbing.
There were also a couple Vtubers gathering around. Doesn't matter if it's Nijisanji or any other Vtuber group or individual Vtuber, but they did see me, Kanda, and Gundou here.
"....Take your time, Yamada....do every process. Get his blood flowing through every part of his body, heal back those wounds, and...."
"...Ergh...." Kanda slightly groaned.
Everybody gasped, but especially Gundou.
"K-K-Kanda....?!" Gundou shouted.
"E-Err...." Kanda held his head.
"Hey, don't sit up too fast. I just revived you, so you're still lightheaded. Take your time." I held his back.
"O-Oh....Yamada-san....thank you for bringing me back to life-"
"KANDA!!!" Gundou instantly hugged him and they both fell to the ground.
"OKAY....." I stood up and stepped back.
"A-ARGH! Oi! Gundou! My head hurts, you know?!-"
"YOU BAKA! HOW COULD YOU JUST DIE LIKE THAT?! I'LL KILL YOU TO BRING YOU BACK TO THE DEAD, OI!"
"What kind of logic is that...?" Me and the others thought while looking at them.
"WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS THAT?!" Kanda shouted.
"DO YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED I WAS WHEN I SAW THAT?! BAKA! BAKA! BAKAAA!!!" She punched his chest 3 times.
Kanda grunted a bit from it.
"Oi! That hurts-"
"DON'T DO ANYTHING LIKE TANKING FOR US EVER AGAIN! I DON'T WANT YOU DYING IN MY WATCH!"
"...Okay, that's EXTREMELY teetee, I won't lie."
I didn't even realize it, but I'm smiling like hell. I can't even hide it.
"Well....I'm sorry..." Kanda hugged her back.
"ERK!" Gundou shrieked.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Anybody, like me, who is a GunKan shipper just fuckin' shrieked. I was able to hold myself back though.
I shook my head left and right quickly after realizing something.
"I can't just stand here and indulge in this though. I gotta find more people to heal!"
I looked at the other Vtubers who are on the ground, holding their wounds, or are lying unconsciously on the ground. I went and kept treating everybody that is injured. Some of them weren't too bad, some of them got quite an injury, and others....quite a story to tell on how one of their eyes got popped off. Jeepers, this one is a soldier.
"Hah....i-is that everybody?" I shouted as I looked at everyone while the moon was still high up in the sky but I was sure it wasn't 12 AM anymore.
"Yes!" They all said.
They all bowed and also said "Thank you for helping us, Yamada-san! (Yamada-kun!)". Most of them addressed me with "-san", and those that were sorta familiar with me addressed me with "-kun".
"You're welcome, everybody."
I inhaled and bowed back.
"I'm also sorry! I would like to at least take you all back home, but I got business to take care of in another place! I'll let my sensei do it for me!"
"Yamada-sensei, you'll do it, right?"
"...Yeah, I'll take it from here. You do you in the root universe, and make it quick. They were waiting for you, you know?"
I stood straight and looked at all of them.
"Take care, everybody!"
"Hai!" They all replied.
When I made my portal to the root universe, I also saw, in my peripheral vision, some portals being made to other areas in Japan on this rooftop that we're standing on.
"Well, lots of stuff happened, but we still got more dirty work to do." I said while putting a UTF on myself and slowing time down to 1:120 as I closed the portal behind me.
I activated "Lunar System" while also activating Kanata's eyes and flew up to the 8th floor.
"Alright, you all are coming with me." I said as I tethered myself to every single body that I could see on each floor and shrunk them all to an ant.
When I did, I summoned a small pouch, and went into each floor as I gathered their bodies and put them inside the pouch. After doing that in every single floor, I got out of the building, and put a UTF on the pouch as I rewound time back to when the building's windows were still good, and I went back to the same spot in the forest where everybody was chilling.
I then got rid of the UTF box on the Hololivers and landed on the ground, searching for the spot where I buried Mr. Weeaboo at. I found it, and summoned a crowbar once more to make a hole in the ground. This time, I made it about 6 inches deep into the ground. After that, I got rid of the pouch and crowbar and put dirt into the hole.
"Hah...finally done with that part." I said as I slapped my hands together and sped time up to normal as I got rid of the UTF on me.
"Oi! Yamada!" Roberu said.
"Yamada! You're back!" Haato said.
"Yamada, it was very nice talking to our other selves, you know-peko?"
"Yamada-senpai, you're finally back! Jeez, you took quite a long time." Lamy said.
"What took you long, actually?" Ina asked.
"Oh, the Vtubers I dragged into this mess needed some healing and stuff. I had to help them."
I looked at the HoloJP, where most of them were huddling with each other. I also walked towards them.
"It's nice to know you guys have been talking with each other and having fun while I was away." I smiled.
I looked at all of them.
"Well....I guess we're gonna have to go now...." I scratched my head and giggled nervously.
I looked at all of them, and they all slightly frowned.
"Yeah, I know, it sounds cold, but it is what it is. I also would like to stick around for a while, but....well, you all get the point-"
"A-Are you really gonna...like...." Root Sora stood up.
"Hmm?" I asked.
"Are you really gonna return everything to normal and erase our memories about what happened until now?"
"Sadly...yes....including ours about this incident." I looked at her in the eyes.
She widened her eyes and frowned a bit more than prior to asking that question.
"Don't worry though...."
I looked at HoloID.
"I think the only thing we'll forget here is just those 3 new members of Hololive, which I'm assuming is from Hololive Indonesia. Other than that, I don't think we'll be erasing our memories about the others, but that's just my guess. Don't take it for granted."
"R-Really?! YES!" Root Sora said as she proceeded to hug me.
"W-Woah!"
"OH SHIT!-"
I saw Sora and my other girlfriends in the background staring at me in a "certain way", and the root Hololivers (Every branch) and root Holostars were sorta blushing when they looked at us. The others (my Hololivers) just blinked twice and deadpanned.
"U-U-U-U-U-Um....Tokino Sora? P-P-Please let me go?" I shook a bit.
"Oh? Oh yeah!-S-S-S-SORRY!" She bowed immediately.
I sighed relief.
"Okay....finally I can get to business...." I mumbled.
I looked at Aki-kun and walked towards him.
"...Hmm?"
"Well....first, I guess we'll send you back home. I think you two would like to go back to your home universe, right?"
Aki-kun and Calliope nodded.
Aki's POV
"Yup-"
I suddenly gasped as I felt a wave of pain course through my body.
"Ghk..." I fell on one knee.
"Aki!" Calli knelt beside me.
"It...hurts...."
I grabbed my chest with utter tightness.
"Hold on, are you being dramatic...?" Yamada asked as he came closer to me.
"Like I fucking know how to act. I'M FUCKING NOT!" I began to make some hand signs.
'Tiger, Dragon, Monkey, Snake.'
I was now emitting a small red aura. Some of the others tilted their heads, and some squinted their eyes.
"Looks like the time of fooling around is over." I muttered.
I got a sharp rock from the ground and stuck it inside me.
"Wha-"
"Oh my god!"
Mixed feelings were seen all over the place. I placed the rock down, and took out...
"A parasite...?" Choco was now confused.
"Looks like she actually got me..." I said.
"Who did?" Yamada knelt in front of me.
"The girl I was up against. I had FUN with her in her so-called 'heaven'. Turns out she implanted a parasite inside me." I crushed the parasite in my hands.
"So...are you okay now?" Yamada asked.
"Not yet." The red aura disappear.
My vision began to be filled with a glitchy effect. Looking at my arm, it began glitching.
"What's happening, Aqua?!" Calli asked.
"Uhm, I believe that the parasite did some anomaly inside Aki-kun's body that resulted to... THAT." She explained.
"That's correct. I once fooled around with my gift. I saw what would have happened during our fight. If I didn't make things happen the way it did, I would have died...and my girlfriend would have been raped..." I sighed.
"Looks like I'll have to part ways with this..." I stood up, chest still bleeding.
"If I can remove my gift..." I held out my hand.
Light formed in it and showed a black faced card with a yellow back, saying "Reality".
"I believe this might endanger me. But, I hope you understand, Yamada. As much as I want to give this to you, you'll just be passed on the glitch." I said.
"Couldn't you have just wished that the glitch would be removed?" He asked.
"And have my existence removed at the same time? I'm not gonna make my girlfriend sad. I've already done that many times in the past and I'm not letting it happen again." I said, placing my other hand on it.
"You're...ripping it apart?" Calli asked.
"This card contains my soul, and my gift. If I rip this, I have a 50/50 chance to die or go to a comatose. And this is where you come, Calli." I pat her shoulder.
"I want you to claim my soul before it reaches the purgatory here. In my soul, I also have memories that I don't want to lose. So, this will depend on our strength together." I held her hand.
"You aren't doing this alone, Aki." Yamada said as everyone then came close to us. Only those that were in Yamada's universe.
"Despite being the dickface you are, you are still a human, and you did help us out a lot. Matter of fact, you'd cause a disturbance in your world if I never sent you back." Yamada chuckled.
"Everyone..."
I closed my eyes and smile.
"Are you guys trying to say 'Friendship is Power' or something? Because this isn't my little pony." I said making all of them giggle. Yamada tried to hold in his laugh, but it came out as a snicker.
"Okay. If you die, I'll get to resurrecting soon. Or Rushia. Depending who gets to do it first." He said.
"No need. I have a lot of people who is waiting for me. That alone would make my soul catch the gazes of everyone here." I proceeded to tear it apart.
After that, I just fell to the ground, slowly closing my eyes and falling to the ground hard.
*THUD*
Yamada's POV
After some stuff here and there with Aki-kun, we were able to succeed in not fucking up anything.
"Alright.....say congratulations to him for me." I said to Aki's Calli.
"I will." She replied.
As he said that, he did fall into a coma with weak heartbeats. We got to work and brought his soul back, but...
"Still, I didn't know he left a chip of his gift inside of him." I said.
"You and I both." She said.
"I'll miss you, other Calli!" Kiara said.
"Yeah, I'll be busy so we might not be able to visit...." His Calli said.
We succeeded in doing what he asked but he....well, he is now...
"Take care of the kid for me." I chuckled.
"Geez, Yamada. Don't worry too much. I can just use the time chamber in the underworld with permission from Death-sensei. He'll be up in no time." Calli said as she proceeded to press a button on her device.
"Wanna bet?" Somewhere, somehow, a narcissistic Time Warden thought.
"Oi, Kronii. Your time has yet to come. Right now, be patient and wait for your turn next season."
"Ugh. Fine. Whatever you say, Author-kun." Kronii thought as she went away.
"Death-sensei, it's time." Aki's Calli said as a portal appeared in front of her.
"See ya!" She waved, jumped in, and the portal closed.
We all waved bye just before she went through the portal, and I sighed.
"So, now that that's done...."
I turned to the direction of the root Hololivers. My Hololivers made way, letting me see every single root Hololiver in a group, and I smiled.
I walked towards them, but I didn't get close to them. I kept some distance, but it wasn't because of "social distancing". Just to get myself close enough to them.
"Well, before I send you all back, I'm sure some of you got things to say. So say it now before I finally send you all back home."
"Me first!" Root Noel said.
"Hmm? Okay."
"Um...Yamada, are you gonna visit this universe anytime soon...?" She asked.
"Hmm...dunno. Depends on the circumstances, but I don't think I would have a valid reason to come here anymore."
"Ah....okay...." She frowned.
"U-Um...me?" Root Roberu asked.
"Hmm?"
"Well, it's not really a question, but just that we're really thankful that you saved us from that one guy that was called something like 'Mr. Otaku'."
Root Roberu bowed.
"Even when we forget the memories that happened, I'm sure we won't forget the feelings we felt today! Thank you very much, Yamada-kun!"
The root Holostars also bowed along with root Roberu and said the same thing.
"Thank you very much, Yamada-kun!"
The root girls also bowed and said the same thing. I know the Chinese can't speak Japanese entirely, but I was surprised to see they thanked me too. Even the English said thank you to me. The Indonesians also said thank you in their language too.
I chuckled.
"You all are welcome. I had to do it too to restore balance in the universes."
I looked from left and right, seeing if anybody would raise their hands and say something else.
"Well? Anybody else got something to say? C'mon, don't worry, we got time."
"U-Uh....m-me...?" Root Marine said.
"Hmm? What is it?"
"Um..." She stepped forward and grabbed her left arm while scratching it with her right index finger.
"Don't be shy. Just say it."
"Um....I-" She said while scratching her arm more and...I think I can see her face becoming redder by the second.
"Hmm? What's wrong?"
"I.....UM.....Y-Y-Y-You know what? Nevermind, I'll just go back...." She said while still scratching her arm.
"Huh...weird." I mumbled and sweat dropped.
"Well, is that all, everybody? Did Roberu and Noel answer all your questions?" I asked them.
I looked left and right, seeing if anybody would have a reaction to what I said. Since I said that sentence in Japanese, I had to say the same thing in English, wondering if any of them would react this time.
...Slight reaction, but they still didn't speak up.
"Alright, if that's all, well...I guess this is goodbye. I wish you all the best in the future when I finally bring everything back to normal."
They all nodded.
"Well, first things first, you all stay there, okay?" I said in both Japanese and English.
They all nodded, and looked at each other as they all huddled together into one rectangle.
"Guys! Say your goodbyes to them before I reset time in this world!" I said to my Hololivers.
"Goodbye! (Bye bye!) (Take care!)" Everybody said as they all waved goodbye to them.
"This is lowkey sad." I giggled.
"Alright...!" I said as I activated 'Lunar System' and tethered myself to everybody and also activated "Telekinesis" as we all floated in the air. I also put a UTF on everybody except the root Hololivers.
In advance for the time rewinding, I put a UTF box on the spot where I buried Mr. Weeaboo and his underlings at.
The reason why I want to rewind time in the air instead of rewinding time on the ground was cause they all sat here in this area, so if I rewound time, we'd hit them and that'd cause some 'problems'.
"Woah! We're flying for this one?!" Some of them said.
"Yup! I have my reasons for this!" I said.
I looked at the root Hololivers, waved at them, and took a deep breathe.
"Okay...I gotta make sure that I don't get in the way of rewinding...." I said while moving towards the root Hololivers and hovering just enough to not be too far away from them but also enough to keep an eye on the Sony building.
"Okay....it's time to rewind it back to when everything was normal!"
I imagined a clock and a string of time going backwards. I may not know what time this event actually happened, but I will rewind it back to when the sun was high up in the sky. In other words, I'll rewind time to when it was high noon.
"Grr....!!" I looked at everything as the root Hololivers scattered around the plains, sitting and 'talking' to my Hololivers, then stood right below us, and finally, flying backwards in the air from here to the Sony building.
"Alright...!" I thought as the root Hololivers finally got out of my vision.
I looked up at the moon and clouds as it went a certain direction. The sky was still dark, but later on, the sky slowly turned blue, and then we felt heat from our back, which I assume was the sun. It quickly got hot, but we still floated here, waiting for the sun to reach around high noon.
"And....done!"
I stopped rewinding and let time go back to normal as the sun was approximately high noon, and I flew us back to the ground, deactivating every single UTF, and I deactivated every single gift I had on.
"Wooh! Alright!" I said.
"YES! (ALRIGHT!) (WOOHOO!) (THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS SAFE!)" Everybody cheered and clapped.
I giggled and turned towards them.
"Um...not entirely."
"...Eh?" They all stopped cheering and clapping as they all looked at me.
"For now....go find some shade. I still gotta rewind time in the other universes that I caused disturbances in."
"A-Ah...okay..." They all said.
We all went into the trees, and everybody chilled, whether it be sitting, leaning on a tree, or just plain standing.
"Alright...guys, I'll be back in a jiffy." I said as I made a portal to the universe where I encountered Anemachi, and went through.
"Byeeeee!-" I heard behind me before the portal closed.
??? Anemachi's Universe~
I put a UTF on me and slowed time down to 1:30 while also activating Kanata's eyes.
"Okay....here we go." I said as I rewound time. At first, I didn't see Anemachi anywhere, so I assumed she was on her bed. I then saw Anemachi sitting on the wall near the kitchen, then doing a bit of movement...until she finally went back into her bedroom and the walls were back to normal. All of that took 15 seconds.
I sped time up to normal and made a portal to the next universe.
I stepped in, seeing nobody here in the office anymore, and still having a broken ceiling up there.
??? Yagoo's Universe~
"Shit, they might've called somebody to repair this. If they're not here yet, then...!"
I slowed time down to 1:120, and I went out the door of the meeting room, and looked for the nearest bathroom.
"Alright...."
I went inside one of the stalls, and rewound time while waiting for 15 seconds, like last time. When I finally did, I went out and tried to go near the door of the meeting room. I quickly opened the door, seeing the ceiling repaired but also earning a gasp from everybody in the room, then closed it quickly.
"Ite. Time to rewind again."
I waited for 3 seconds, and sped time up again.
"I didn't really cause that much of a disturbance in the plains area, so I guess I'll be going into the sewers."
I made a portal on the wall, and jumped inside it.
"Alright...!"
??? Amelia's Universe~
I landed on the ground, and saw nobody here.
"Alright...! I'll do this quick!"
I stood in the middle, and rewound time as I then saw Amelia, and 4 of her pets coming to my direction. I had to fly in the air with "Lunar System" for a few seconds to avoid them touching me. When they finally were gone, and went back to wherever they were, I sped time back to normal.
"Phew....okay..."
I made a portal on the wall while also descending slowly on the ground, seeing a classroom with no one inside here. I'm assuming it's snack time for them.
??? Holo Universe~
I went inside the classroom, closed the portal, and went out of the classroom. I closed the doors, and immediately activated "Lunar System" as I floated in the air, and rewound time to when everybody was still in their classrooms. I saw everybody walking backwards towards their classrooms, doors opening and closing. Once the whole hallway was clear, I kept rewinding time for a couple more seconds.
It took about 7 seconds for everybody to get back into their classrooms, so I rewound time for a couple more seconds. After what seemed like a total of 18 seconds, I stopped time and descended back down to the ground.
"Alright...."
I turned to the classroom and opened the door, seeing everybody having a normal lecture then, like in the universe where Yagoo was, everybody gasped a bit from my sudden entrance.
"Ah, it's all normal. Good." I thought as I closed the door and rewound time for about 3 seconds.
"Well, if that's all gucci..."
I made a portal on the wall that leads back to the root universe, and went through it.
Root Universe~
"Hey guys." I said as I closed the portal from the last universe and sighed.
"Yamada!" Some of them said.
They all stood straight as they all gathered close to me.
"Hah....yo, you guys mind if we rest here for a while? I feel really really tired doing consecutive tasks at once."
"Nn. Don't push yourself." Aqua said.
"Thanks." I said as I instantly sat on the grass and leaned back on a tree while taking a big breathe of relief.
Everybody went back to where they were chilling at. Sitting, leaning against a tree, or standing up again.
"When we get back and everything finally settles down....we'll work on the accounts in Bilibili and transfer HoloCN to Youtube...."
"Hey, guys...."
"Hmm?" They all turned their faces towards me.
"I got a new idea for HoloCN. Ready to hear it?" I asked.
"Oh, I'm super ready to hear it! Hit us, Yamada!" Artia said.
"What might it be? A small tweak in the plan?" Aqua asked.
"Well, whatever the case, I'm sure you got it all planned out, Yamada. What's the new idea?" Coco asked.
"Well...." I started.
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"....YOU WILL DO WHAT?!" They all shouted.
"YOU SAID YOU'D GET OUR ACCOUNTS OUT!" Civia said.
"EH?!?!?! YAMADA, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! THAT'S MADNESS!" Rosalyn said.
"I GOTTA AGREE WITH ROSALYN THERE, YAMADA! THAT'S TOTAL BULLSHIT! FIRST, YOU SAID THAT YOU'D DDoS BILIBILI AND GET OUR ACCOUNTS OUT, AND NOW YOU SAY THAT YOU'LL DELETE THEM...ONLY TO BRING THAT SHIT BACK?! AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT EVEN BRING BACK THE OWNERSHIP?!" Artia shouted.
"WHAT KIND OF LOGIC DO YOU HOLD, YAMADA?!" Aqua said.
"Bro, this demands an explanation." Aruran scratched his head.
"What kind of craziness can Yamada go to? Frickin'...schizophrenic craziness...? This man is off the charts! The guy's surpassing Einstein with that craziness!" Roberu held his head.
"YAMADA! OUR HARD WORK OF PREVENTING THOSE ANTIS FROM COMING IN WILL JUST LOOP AROUND 360 AND SMASH OUR ASS AGAIN! WHAT IS THIS?!" Coco shouted.
I got a tick mark on my head.
"You guys are telling me to explain, yet you're not giving me a chance to explain at all." I said.
"....oh, okay. Please go ahead and explain, Yamada." Some of them said.
"Ehem....anyway...."
I looked at Artia.
"You know, I was thinking it can't be that easy to actually get rid of our accounts there and not suffer consequences. Despite the distraction, Hololive is a huge company now, and with a huge company, comes great fame, and with great fame....comes with great attraction. If some fans noticed that our accounts just disappeared there, we'd be suspicious as hell."
I looked at Coco.
"So I'm planning to delete the accounts and place it back into place, with the same videos, but here's the catch..."
I stood up, and leaned on the tree with my arms crossed.
"You guys noticed why I said we should delete it then put it back into place? Instead of saying 'Hey, let's just not touch the accounts at all'?"
They all looked at each other and shook their heads.
"I'm planning to get us doubles. Clones, obviously, but it'll have different IP addresses, a slightly different face that's hopefully not as noticeable as it should be, and will take the picture as accurate as the original picture. That way, it'll raise less suspicion, and hopefully, when they finally notice, they can't track us with IP addresses cause they don't know our real IP addresses, and to top it off, we'll give fake addresses, that way they don't even know where we're actually located. Sounds good, right?" I said.
"Eh...?! So....you're gonna get us a 'fake' version of ourselves and put the accounts back on, then when the servers get back to normal, it'll act like nothing happened at all?" Artia asked.
"Yuppo."
"Eh?! Oh my god! I never thought of that! That's quite genius!" Aqua said.
"WHAT?! Oh man, it's not a 360 anymore, it's a straight up 720!" Coco said.
"Eh....? Jeez, that's quite....then again, that seems like the best thing in this scenario." Haato said.
"U-Um...just one question, Y-Yamada....?" Doris asked.
"Hmm?" I raised my eyebrows.
"Are we gonna inform Yagoo about that too? And also the hackers and everybody involved in it?"
"I guess Yagoo only. Other than that, we're gonna slip in that new idea into our original plan and just go with the flow."
I stood up, making everybody take a step back to make space for me.
"*Sigh*....I guess it's time to go home, huh...?"
They all nodded.
I made a portal to my universe, finally going back and knowing that every universe is safe and sound with no disturbances that's likely to happen here ever again. The portal specifically lead to the rooftop of the Hololive building.
Me and the Holostars saw most of Japan from here....and it was horrible to look at.
Damaged buildings, weird structures of ice forming around as it melts down slowly, damaged roads, and....quite a lot of military personnel on the streets with a couple other normal people, which I'm guessing are the authorized ones who are planning to repair all of Japan again.
Yamada-sensei contacted me and made a portal leading to the room where the parents were located. Everybody talked to their parents and hugged them. As for my case though....
"Hah....good to know everybody is safe and sound in your part, Yamada-sensei."
"Of course."
I looked at all of them, especially Sora and her parents. Glad to know they're able to contact each other again.
"Sad to not see your parents here?"
"...Yeah...."
I looked down a bit, and Yamada-sensei put his hand on my left shoulder.
"Well, I guess it's time to cut to the chase." He said as he made a portal in front of me.
"Hmm....? OH-"
Two people came through the portal. One was a man with black hair and was taller than me, while the other was a woman who was shorter than me, but had the body of a model.
"Hey, my boy! Worried about us?" The man asked.
"Yamada!" The woman came running towards me and hugging me instantly.
"M-Mom....Dad...." I said as the portal was closed by Yamada-sensei.
"Well? Happy to see your parents?" Yamada-sensei asked.
"....Yeah...." I said as I hugged my mom back.
"My boy...you have a lot of talking to do with us." My dad chuckled.
"Yamada! I heard you fought against a really strong guy in another so-called universe! You're not totally injured, right?!" My mom said, grabbing both of my cheeks.
"N-No. If I was, I would've came to you with a limp and-ITETETETEEEE!!!" I screamed as my mom pulled my cheeks apart.
"You damn son...! YOUR MOM WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU, AND TO GREET HER BACK, YOU GAVE A 'SMARTASS' REPLY?! TANGINA (MOTHERFUCKER)....!!!"
"MOM! STOP IT! I'LL HAVE A CHEEKLESS FACE! I CAN'T HAVE THAT! I'LL LOOK WEIRD! AAAAAHHHHH!!!! YA.....YAMEROOOOO!!!!"
I saw Dad putting his hand on her shoulder.
"Yuna, I think that's enough."
"Hah....fine." My mom said as she let go of my cheeks.
"Hah....hah....finally, I'm free!" I tried to catch my breathe for a few seconds.
I looked at the others, specifically the parents. A question mark could be seen above me as I tilted my head.
"What's wrong....?" I mumbled.
"....SHIRAZAKI MINATO! SHIRAZAKI YUNA!" They all instantly went into dogeza.
I deadpanned at them.
"Ah...of course...the curse of having famous parents." I said to myself.
Two parents didn't go into dogeza though.
"Hey, Minato!" Sora's dad said.
"Oh? Hey! Long time no see!" My dad said as he grabbed Sora's dad's hand and they both bumped their shoulders together.
"Yuna! It's nice to see you once again! It's also nice to see Yamada's in good shape!" Sora's mom said.
"Nice to see you're in good shape too! I was worried that Sora might've gotten hurt too in this whole ordeal we were in!" My mom said.
"Uh....how well parents go together, am I right...?" I said to myself.
"Yamada-oniichan!" I heard two familiar voices.
I gasped a bit and looked at the floor, seeing the bright smiles of my 2 younger siblings.
"Masato! Yua!" I said with a big smile on my face.
They came running to me, and I hugged them at the same moment they launched themselves to me.
"Yokatta! We were so worried you might've gotten hurt, or worse, even died!" Masato said.
"Ne, onii-chan. You're not hurt, right? If you are, we can let Lola Hana take care of you!" Yua said.
"I appreciate you two worrying about me, but I'm not hurt at all. I'm just a bit tired from fighting." I said while patting their heads.
I looked forward, seeing Lola Hana and Aoi waving at me. I chuckled and nodded.
"Hey, how about you two go back to Lola Hana and Aoi-neechan? Yamada-oniichan's got some business to talk about with this other guy." I chuckled.
"Okay!" They said as they ran back towards my grandma and kouhai.
I stood up and sighed.
"I'm glad they're also safe...." I said to myself.
"Well, young Yamada. You finally saw how all the parents here are good, and it's nice to see your siblings and family is also doing well, but...."
He looked at me.
"What are you gonna do now?" Yamada-sensei asked.
"....Who knows? All I know is that, after this, I can continue doing my streaming job in Hololive, save HoloCN from potential graduation, and the most important part...."
I chuckled.
"Hang out with the Hololivers."
Yamada-sensei also chuckled.
"You're right....'We've been doing smart stuff. We've been following clues, doing real police work. it might be time we do something stupid. Something that ain't got nothing to do with nothing.'"
"...Oh, that's an MIB reference you did there!" I giggled.
"Yeah..." Yamada-sensei giggled too.
"...Oh, and just so you know, you all are still gonna come with me. I still gotta wipe your memories about whatever new shit you learned in the root universe. Balance, you know?"
"Yeah...well, we learned about the 2nd gen of HoloID, so...there's that."
"Yup."
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