Sept 28, 2020 1:30 PM

Yamada's POV

"Dear, so our checklist...we got our toothbrushes, toothpastes clothes, phones, chargers, laptop, pencils, pens, papers, glasses, smudge guards, erasers, pastels, markers, makeup, combs, wallets, keys, and our soaps, dishwashing stuff, shampoos and shavers...right?"

"Nn! Everything is packed now!"

My dad tried to laugh while putting his hands on his hips, but his laugh slowly lost its energy as it transitioned to a sigh and looked at me and then Masato and Yua.

"Masato, Yua...."

I looked at the two and chuckled.

They had those damn puppy eyes.

"2 weeks pass by so fast...." Masato said.

"DAD! MOM! I DON'T WANT YOU TO LEAVE THOUGH!~~" Yua whined as she hugged dad.

"Oh! Ah...I can't help it, Yua. Me and your mom have business outside of Japan, you know? Tours and stuff, and then I have to create music for one more album...."

"YADA!~~" Masato said as he grabbed onto dad's shirt.

"A-Ah...the struggles of a father..." My dad sweat dropped.

I giggled.

"Masato, Yua."

"U-Uh...?"

I knelt and patted their heads. They closed one eye.

"Don't cry. You've been through this before."

I let down my hand, and put my thumb on their eyes. I wiped their tears off.

"Even I hate the fact that they have to go, but..."

I looked at dad and mom.

"Well, you two have stuff to do. One day, me and the Hololivers are gonna have to hold some concerts too, and we'd be as busy as you, so I'd know the struggle."

I put a fist out.

"Take care, dad!"

He bumped my fist back.

"Nn! Take care too, my boy! Take care of Aoi, Masato, Yua, and the others!" My dad laughed.

I looked at mom.

"Take care, mom."

She nodded.

She went close to me, and gave me a hug. A nice goodbye hug.

"Take care of yourself. Make sure that Masato and Yua are safe always, including the others. Take care of your girlfriends and don't do anything that'll cause you all trouble, and take care of school too."

Dammit, my emotions got to me again. I'd like to tear for even a bit, but my pride isn't allowing me too. Besides, I've experienced this a few times, so I'd know what it's like for them to have to leave us behind and have such limited time to spend with their family.

I hugged her back, and rubbed her back a bit. After about 2 seconds, I tapped her twice though. If it wasn't for me being good at acting, you could've seen my face blushing red as a tomato and my mouth shivering.

"Well, first things first, we have to send Masato and Yua back home, right?" I asked my dad.

He nodded.

"Masato, Yua." My dad said.

"H-Hmm...?"

My dad opened a portal to Lola Hana's front door. It was different form my portal. My portal has a blue outline, but my dad's portal has an orange outline. This ain't Portal, real life .-.

"Come. It's time for you two to say your final goodbye to us."

My dad knelt to their level and kissed their heads.

"Here. Hold my hands." My mom smiled.

They went near my mom and held both her hands. Masato on the right, and Yua on the left.

We went through the portal, having a couple flashbacks to our moments spent here, both the good and the ntr memories...ah, how refreshing. 

As mom and the two went through, dad closed the portal, and it vanished into thin air.

My dad knocked thrice on the door.

"Aoi?"

"Ah, hai! Coming!"

We heard loud footsteps coming from upstairs, and then downstairs. It sounded rushed.

The door opened, and there she was. My kouhai, Aoi, standing in front of us with a smile.

"Ugh....somehow, I feel like she's gonna tease me again."

"Oh? You're gonna go now?" Aoi asked.

She wasn't necessarily sad, but she did love my dad and mom like they were her own.

"Nn. Come give your old man a hug before we go!" My dad laughed.

Aoi giggled and hugged both my dad and mom.

"I'll take good care of Masato and Yua once more."

She released the hug and looked at me with a smug face. 

"Not this shit again." I blinked twice while keeping a straight face.

"Besides, Yamada-senpai does a terrible job as a babysitter.~"

"OI! FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I'M QUITE PROTECTIVE OVER THE TWO, YOU KNOW?!"

My dad, mom, and Aoi laughed. I sighed.

"I hate you so much." I groaned.

"And I love you so much, Yamada-senpai!~"

"Uruse."

I heard some noises that was familiar to me. Sounded like wheels from a wheelchair. It approached slowly. 

"Oh? Minato, you're going off again to continue your overseas business with Yua? Hohoho, take care, please. The world has become an even scarier place now that there's more crime going on...!" Lola Hana said

"Ah, Lola Hana."

My dad blessed her hand, and my mom blessed her hand too.

"Masato, Yua, Yamada, bless your Lola too." My mom said.

We nodded.

The first to take her hand was Masato, then Yua, then finally, me.

"Yamada, they're going away now. Are you gonna be okay being alone in the house again?" Lola Hana asked.

"Nah 2x, it's okay. I'm used to it. It also gives me some privacy and freedom too, you know?"

"Don't do naughty things, okay? I have heard you got a lot of girlfriends, ha?"

I jumped a bit.

She giggled.

"You're lucky I'm quite understanding. Polygamy is apparently allowed now. Make sure to take it step-by-step, okay?"

"Y-Yeah. I'll be careful...Lola Hana." I rubbed my temple.

How will I explain to her that Sora sucked my dick one time...? I mean, our virginity isn't totally lost, but we're already at that step....yeah, some secrets are best kept hidden.

Aoi and Lola Hana giggled.

"Well, I guess this is goodbye now..." Aoi looked away with a bittersweet smile.

"Don't worry. The next album I'm dropping, I'll be retiring from the music industry." Minato said.

"And I'll retire when Minato retires!" Yuna said.

"Well, dropping 30+ albums in your lifetime is already a lot of albums, dad." I sweat dropped.

Not to mention, most of his albums are full-length albums.

My dad laughed.

"That's Shirazaki Minato for ya!"

He looked at mom and wrapped his arm around her. My mom smiled and looked at my dad.

My dad looked at us.

"We'll be making our way to the airport now." He said while putting on shades, and a hat.

My mom also put on her shades and hat.

They finally put on a mask. Both a black mask, but has a different design. My dad has some sort of sharp teeth on, while my mom some white hearts on it.

"We don't want people knowing us in the airport. That's a huge hassle, considering I don't hire too many bodyguards." My dad said.

"Well, shall we get going now, Minato?" My mom asked.

He nodded.

An orange portal opened up and it was the airport.

"This is our goodbye!" My dad said while releasing his arm from mom and waving bye.

My mom also waved bye.

"Goodbye!" We all said and waved back.

"Take care, mom, dad!" Masato and Yua said while trying to suppress their cries.

"'Till next time!" Was the final thing they said.

"We'll bring lots of gifts and snacks for you all!" My mom said as the portal started closing.

After it closed, I sighed.

"Endings like this always make me cry." I chuckled.

Ironically, I'm not crying...well, inside, I do feel a bit hurt though. Kinda like heartbreak, but instead of from girlfriends, it's your family.

I looked at Aoi, Lola Hana, Masato and Yua.

"Take care, you four. I'll be going back home now."

"Eh?~ How about giving your kouhai a smoochy smooch?~"

She did a kissing motion, but I positioned my middle finger so that I could flick her forehead.

"Yada."

"ITE!"

"Don't touch Sora's property, nor touch any of the JP girls' property."

"S-Sorry...!~" She held her forehead.

Lola Hana giggled.

"Yamada, take care of yourself especially. You're the only one in the house, okay?"

"Don't worry, Lola Hana. I can take care of myself very well. You should take care of yourself too."

She nodded.

"Masato, Yua, Kamen Rider is about to start. Want to watch with me?"

"Ah, Kamen Rider is starting?! Let's go 3x!"

Masato and Yua said while running off to the living room.

"Matte-kudasai!" Lola Hana giggled.

Aoi sighed.

"Well, just like the old times, huh?" Aoi asked.

I chuckled.

"Yeah. Just like the old times."

I made a portal in front of me leading to my room.

"Oh yeah, before I go, Aoi...."

"Hmm?"

I got the ring that I made earlier in the room when I heard that mom and dad were now packing.

"Here."

She gasped.

"W-W-W-Wait, you can't be serious, right?! I was just teasing you all this time, but...."

She bit her finger.

"I-I mean...polygamy is allowed, and you're a nice guy, but...."

"Baka, I ain't making you my wife in a million years."

"YOU'RE MEAN!"

She pouted and I giggled.

"This ring is very special. Wear it please."

She relaxed her face.

"Special?"

She opened her left palm and I gave her the ring. She then put it on her left ring finger.

"This is to assure that you all are safe at all times."

"What does that mean....?"

"Basically, if it senses that this whole vicinity is in danger, I shall come and destroy the threat. It's like an indicator."

"Woah...! How thoughtful of you!"

"I know, right? Now..."

I grabbed her shoulders, turned her around forcefully, and slapped her ass.

"Go accompany Lola Hana and the two, you stupid kouhai!" I snickered.

"ITE! OI, OMAE-"

Too bad, Aoi.~ I'm already in my room.~

Aoi's POV

"ITE! OI, OMAE-"

Ah damn....he's gone.

I sighed and pouted.

"Stupid senpai!"

I closed the door.

"Well, time to accompany them now." I said.

I made my way to the living room and crossed my arms.

"Aoi, why were your footsteps loud earlier?" Lola Hana asked while I got a chair and sat down.

"Nothing." I sighed.

Sept 28, 2020 3:00 PM (Almost done with training)

Yamada's POV

"Now, you all have learned more techniques, but now comes the final part...applying it."

We all nodded.

"The final test right now is to see if you all can beat Mr. Weeaboo by working together. Which means..."

He slowly grew taller, his outfit changed to something more formal, and his face slowly turned into One-For-All.

"You all shall fight me."

"E-Eh? All of us?" I asked.

He nodded.

"Get in position, now."

"H-Hai!" We said.

We went to the opposite wall from his location.

"If you all can beat me by teamwork, you're more than ready to face against Mr. Weeaboo."

"Eh? Does that mean we're ready to face him and his subordinates...?" I tilted my head.

"Yes, but...."

He chuckled.

"You need to be stronger than your enemy. It'll assure that your victory will be a piece of cake."

He crossed his arms and sat down on the floor.

"Take your time to plan your attack. You shall have as many trials as you want, but you need to be able to best me while I'm handicapped greatly. You win if 1: I'm in a position where I'm most likely gonna receive a fatal blow, or 2: I surrender. I'll have a couple of handicaps too." 

"I won't manipulate time, I'm not allowed to use eyes, my limit for Strength Amplification is 100 kgs, I'm not allowed to tether myself to anyone other than to read minds, my limit for reading minds are 7, I'm not allowed to summon anything, not even a clone or a 'shadow clone', I'm not allowed to seduce, I'm not allowed to put barriers on, and my LF shall be reduced to 2,500. Everything else is allowed for me. You shall start now."

I have realized a mistake while writing something about clones. (I edited chapter 45 where Yamada summoned clones for the others.)

Clone = Clone
Shadow Clone = Temporary Clone

I nodded, and turned to my back while searching for Aqua.

"Aqua, let's come up with a plan."

She nodded.

We sat down in front of each other. I looked behind Aqua and saw the others playing around with their items, lying down, sitting down, and talking with each other.

I looked back at Aqua, and took a deep breath.

"Okay....any ideas in your head?"

"Hmm...." She closed her eyes and crossed her arms. 

"....Hnnn....." Aqua closed her eyes more and groaned a bit.

"Hrrngh.....!" Her sleeves wrinkled and she gritted her teeth while closing her eyes as tightly as she could.

....

"....Nope." She said nonchalantly.

I sweat dropped.

"Not even an iota, ey?" I giggled nervously.

"Well, let's start small. First, I can do everything he can do. One thing he will do is read minds, and I'm constantly one of his targets."

"Ah, yes! Since he's your sensei, he can do the same thing you can do, right?"

I looked at my left and saw Yamada-sensei still sitting down on the floor while moving his knees up and down.

"Yes, but most probably, he might read others' minds that he thinks is a threat, or can give him a long-term advantage."

"Wait, how many Hololivers are there in total?"

"Hmm.....60."

"I-If he can read that much, he's amazing...." Aqua shivered and sweat dropped.

"Well, he can only read 7 minds, so it might be okay....Wait, now that I think about it, I haven't tried magical barriers yet...."

Maybe....just maybe, this could work....

~~~

"Now, it's time you learn about magical barriers."

"Magical barriers? Oh yeah, you never taught me about this just yet."

"Well, I'll get straight to the point. The process is the same as physical barriers, but remember that anything related to spells, or anything that's not from real life matter is considered magical."

"Okay, makes sense, so using physical barriers against fire is more effective."

"Not only that, you can think of magical barriers as something that can act like tinfoil."

"What does that mean?"

"Well, there are two ways to prevent your mind from interacting with waves of any sorts. Cover your head in tinfoil, aluminum foil, or any foil you'd like, and another is to cover your head in a magical barrier."

"Hmm....that's kinda cool. Imagine being Magneto." I snickered.

"Well, you can try. It works, actually."

"Eh?"

I was just joking, but seriously? That's pretty dang useful.

"Though, there's gonna be a difference in feel. It's still the same result anyway, so whatever feels more comfortable to you."

"Difference in feel....?"

"Anything that's foil feels solid. A barrier feels like some sort of force that's preventing you to go further."

"Huh, like rubber." I deadpanned.

"No. Not like rubber, but you get the point."

~~~

...That's just one aspect though.

I looked at the Choco, Aloe, Echo and Kira.

"....Hmm, for the ones with seduction, you got any idea how to force him to look at them?"

"Hmm....one thing is that they need to be in front of him at all times."

"Well, even though that's the case, we need to weaken his mental strength somehow..." I said.

"Hmm...."

"...Ah, of course!"

"Huh?" Aqua blinked twice.

"He's heterosexual, like me! Kira will be the most effective here! Which means..."

"It means what...?"

"Basically, Choco, Aloe, and Echo should transform into Kira!" 

"Hmm, I guess that could work..."

"Well, just make sure they also have a penis. It'll really make it Kira-like."

"T-That's your job..." Aqua sweat dropped.

"So, one thing I'm planning is to weigh him down a lot at one point. I can stop time like he can, but I don't know how to immobilize him completely..."

I mean, energy can be taken into consideration. If you're tired, there's no way you can escape a good Jiu Jitsu hold.

"Well....oh yeah! Have you learned how to put him to sleep with your voice?"

"Hmm....well, I did learn that...that could work." I said.

"Yatta!"

"Well, I'll think about it. Now, thinking of more tactics, he only has 2.5k LF...." I mumbled.

I looked at Kanata, tethered my brain to her brain and did telepathy.

"Kanata, quick question, can you suck LF when you tether?"

"Y-Yes, why?"

"I'll inform you later."

"I got an idea for that now. Basically, me and Kanata shall suck his LF." I said.

"Hmm...that could be good..."

"I may not know his regeneration, but I know he's gonna have 2.5k LF, and I bet his LF is constantly gonna be sucked...."

I chuckled.

"Aqua, everybody here that can throw anything or can make ice, water, and fire, will be used to limit his movements. Since we'll be using a lot of LF, and we're constantly sucking him up, we're gonna win in no time."

"Hmm...that's a good idea!"

I held my chin.

"But is there anything that he's hiding up his sleeve....?"

"Good question...." Aqua held her chin.

For all we know, he could become invisible and we can't see him anymore, making him regenerate....

"Alright, I got an idea for that now."

"Eh?"

"Roboco will use a paintball gun and shoot him enough times to make his silhouette known even when he turns invisible."

"Oh, good thinking! But wait a minute..."

"Hmm?"

"What about the ones who fight with their hands or weapons? Wouldn't they be useless?"

"Not necessarily." I smirked.

"Huh?"

"Distractions. One of the worst things an opponent can encounter during a fight is distractions. The ranged ones will limit his movements, and us melee guys shall attack him from all directions to make it even harder for himself. Somebody like Oga, Roberu, Towa, Ina, and the others that could 'distract' shall help us too."

"Hmm....should we start telling everybody our plan now?" Aqua asked.

I nodded.

"I got a couple of ideas in mind too, however, we'll use telepathy instead so that Yamada-sensei won't get a hint as to what we're planning."

She nodded.

"Alright, everybody, gather up!" I shouted.

Everybody looked at me and went near a group. We formed some sort of circle.

I did telepathy with them and started explaining the plan. Essentially the same as before, but then I started explaining more ideas...

"Calli, if worst comes to worst, make portals in front of Kanata, Shion, and the archers if he ever tries to attack them."

"Got it."

"And Kiara....not to be mean or anything, but you need to die as soon as the match starts."

"Eh?! Why?!"

"Your phoenix form will come in very handy for this. When you finally turn into a phoenix, chase Yamada-sensei when you see an opening, okay?"

"O-Okay."

"Flare, Artia, Lamy, make sure your walls of fire and ice don't restrict us. Only use it for cornering or redirecting purposes."

"Hai! (Yes!)"

"Oga, summon a couple of butchers around the field."

"Yup."

"Haato, summon an eldritch God once Yamada-sensei is tired or he's very vulnerable, okay?"

"Okay!"

"Shion, enhance the 'archers' speed by 2x."

"Yup!"

"'Melees', remember our teams, and tag team frequently. We need to overwork him to the point where he's tired."

"Yes, leader!"

"'Supports', you know what to do, right?"

"Yes!"

"Kanata, tether to everybody, including me, but supply LF to everybody except me, okay?"

"Hai!"

"Remember guys, we're not aiming for a quick win, but rather, a long-term win. A 'technical' win. We can't overpower him, but he has a limit just like us. I remember his handicaps too, so it's not gonna be impossible. Never give him any rest. We might get tired, but so will he. Ready, everybody?"

"Yes!"

"Amelia, Aqua, you two are gonna be my scouts. Come to me."

"Got it!"

Amelia came to me since Aqua was already beside me, and I shrunk them to about 2 inches. I then waited for them to get up on my palms and put them on top of my shoulders while locking them in place and putting barriers on them.

"Everybody, I shall start putting physical and magical barriers on all of you. Once we're done, we can get into position."

I sat on the floor, closed my eyes, and started putting barriers on everybody by putting physical barriers first and then magical barriers last. I also activated Kanata's eyes to increase my LF regeneration. Since Kanata has gotten a faster LF regeneration rate, I don't think I'll easily get tired from just setting up everything. I did tether my LF to Yamada-sensei for a bit though just cause I feared I wouldn't regenerate as quick enough for the battle.

"Get into position, guys."

They nodded, and we stood up and positioned ourselves in a block.

"We're ready, Yamada-sensei!"

"Great. Now....ready your gifts...."

I activated my claws while putting on Kanata's eyes and activating "Swift Fox", the "melees" readied their gifts by either getting in stance, or getting on their fours. The 'archers' stayed at the back, and the 'Kiras' stood beside me.

"Ready...."

"Kanata, have you tethered to everybody already?" I thought.

"Nn."

"And....GO!" Yamada-sensei thought.

As soon as he said that, I pushed myself forward with as much strength as I could with my right leg, and I started running towards Yamada-sensei, pretending like I'm out for blood, and keeping my claws on my side in preparation for attacking. The others were trying to catch up, but I was the one who went first.

"Kill Kiara now, Calli!"

"Roger!"

I tethered myself to Yamada-sensei and started sucking up his LF constantly. I also made sure to tether myself to the "archers", Kanata, and Shion, and used "Telekinesis" to let them float near the ceiling. 

"'Kiras', start!"

"Hai!"

While I was running to Yamada-sensei, he also started running away.

"So he's planning to wear us down too, huh? I'm not gonna let that happen easily!"

"ENHANCE SPEED!" Shion shouted.

I smiled as I heard that spell. I could start hearing the archers' voices, bullets, fire, icicles, and their "rocks" being thrown on the field now.

"Roberu! Start throwing molotovs around the field!"

"Got it!"

"Ina, your tentacles!"

"Got it!"

"Civia! Yogiri! Kira!"

"Got it!"

"KIKKERIKI!"

Noice.

I raised my right palm and faced it to him while retracting my claws, preparing to shoot some flames against him, but he suddenly stopped, and jumped backwards while flipping. I made sure to track him with my right palm as best as I could.

But it was too late, I saw a palm about to touch me which made me widen my eyes and my heart started beating faster.

"Kuso, he's gonna do something to me, most probably fire or ice...!"

I pushed myself backwards with both my legs and flipped.

"Korone, switch!"

"Got it!"

I went out of the field, and retreated. I also started seeing some butchers finally being summoned on the field, and I could feel a source of heat above me that's making me perspire like hell.

I tried to materialize a gun while activating Aki's eyes to simplify the steps a bit. I just need to imagine the trigger, the muzzle, the hammer, the magazine, the slides, the sights, and what design and bullets should be made. I was thinking of a Desert Eagle 50 AE, and those big ass fucking .50 caliber bullets. I based my model off of that and the bullets too, and started making the handgun.

Before I knew it, the Desert Eagle gun finally materialized on the ground, and I snatched it quickly.

I pressed the button that released the magazine and checked the magazine if it had bullets inside. Turns out, it did, which is exactly how I visualized it in my mind. I pushed the magazine inside and cocked the Desert Eagle back once.

"Since I can't cover everyone's ears, I just have to put a USF around the gun."

I put a USF on the Desert Eagle while decreasing the volume by -170 dB.

"Yamada! (Yamada-senpai!), Kiara's down!"

"What the-Kiara?!"

I looked around quickly while getting rid of the USF and found an orange-haired girl lying on the ground, but she had a couple brown spots around her body, including her legs, like she was half-burnt alive.

"Oh, shit. Kiara!"

That was way too quick and she just turned into a phoenix. Most probably, she got punches or something with ice that's very cold. If I remember correctly, another way to force Kiara to turn back into human is to ice her, but that's extremely painful, like you're poured by lava all around your body, except if lava was very cold.

"Yamada-senpai..." Kiara thought.

"Dammit! Kanata, heal Kiara immediately! Change of plan: Kiara will be in my team, and she'll fight with her shield and sword!"

"Got it!" Kanata thought.

"I'll do my best....!" Kiara thought.

I aimed it at Yamada-sensei, who was currently jumping around quicker than Fubuki could ever jump around quickly in 3 seconds, and slowed time down by 1:5. He's also clever. He's looking down most of the time while occasionally looking around to check his surroundings to avoid the "Kiras".

"Alright....he's gonna jump....there!"

The problem here is timing, but I'll do it...!

He just landed, and is stepping to his right quickly. From this distance, it might be risky, so I sped time up again, and told Nene "Switch!".

"Ryoukai!" Nene thought.

I activated "Swift Fox" and went near Yamada-sensei.

The ones that are currently distracting him are Aloe (disguised as Kira), Astel, and Marine. If you're wondering about her cannonballs, I cut that part out and just made her a "melee".

"Artia, Lamy! Corner him if you can! Flare, redirect him to where the two will corner him!"

"Got it!"

"Guys, corner him to a corner!"

"Hai!"

I chased after him while making sure our distance was about a meter apart. To be honest, it's kinda hard cause he keeps bumping into me to make me fall over and recover, and doing some feints to knock me off balance, but when we redirected him to a corner, Lamy and Artia finally made some walls and a ceiling to trap me and him together.

I slowed time down by 1:20 and aimed my gun to him while putting a USF within the gun's area, decreasing the decibels by -170 dB, and pulled the trigger, making what should've been a huge boom into a bearable click sound, and sending my hand upwards.

Though, when the bullet was about to reach him, I saw the bullet hit a big thick metal sheet that somehow materialized quicker than my "Time Manipulation", and it got blasted away to my left. It was blasted quite a lot to my left that an ice wall broke and there was a small opening. He really is my sensei. He's faster than me despite me slowing time down.

"Lemme check his LF at least...."

...He's below 2000 LF!

"Damn, it might not be a lot but at least we're making progress."

I was gonna shoot him again, but he just ran to me like I never stopped time at all, and shoved my gun to the side, making my shot miss, but it did make a huge boom. His right ear must be ringing now, but so are my ears. Well, at least he's gonna use LF to heal his ears. I know I will.

I felt a strong fist coming to my stomach, which made me release the Desert Eagle, and my body slouched quite a lot from the punch.

"Gugh! Kuso....his 'Lightning Speed' is really really fast....!"

I felt a sudden chill on my back that's comparable to dry ice, and I felt myself flying in the air a few seconds later. I sped time up again and I activated "Lunar System" just so that I could fly.

"Fuck..."

I held my stomach around to the left of my belly button part and started healing myself with "Angel's Support".

"Yamada, are you okay?!" Luna asked.

"I'm fine...."

I looked at Yamada-sensei going against Ayame, Mio, Choco (disguised as Kira), and Temma, while still running away from incoming "bullets" from the "archers", avoiding the butchers' attacks, and avoiding Roberu, Oga, Towa, Gura, Doris, Aruran, and other "supports" distractions.

"Dammit, I can't just let them go alone...."

I need to decrease his LF more, but how...?

"...oh shit."

He's getting annoyed now, and currently, we're kinda fucked. I can tell because he's glaring at us like how I used to back in high school.

"He's sending what looks like metal pellets to us-CALLI! PORTALS RIGHT NOW! EVERYBODY, STOP FIRING!"

I set up my portals on half of our side.

"Got it!" They all thought.

She also set up her blue portals on her side, covering our vision but ensuring our safety. The portals were redirected to a corner where we know the Hololivers aren't at. 

I quickly got rid of the portals and I looked for him, but when I looked for him, butchers were gone, skeleton archers vanished, and....I only saw one Kira on the field. Not to mention, they're all lying on the ground...

"H-HE MADE A DISTRACTION FOR US!"

Goddangit....I need to buy time right now. Just so that the others can recover.

"Kanata, heal them quickly!"

"Ryoukai!"

I slowed time down by 1:20 while putting a UTF on everybody except Yamada-sensei, and I still continued to suck his LF while flying downwards. At this point, he's approaching 1,500 LF.

I landed near him, PK rolled on the ground, and transitioned to running.

Since he's within arm's reach, I activated my claws, and I tried to claw him, hoping that I can at least land a scratch on him, but the first time I waved my left claw onto him, I only grazed his suit's top, showing a bit of skin and the undershirt underneath the top.

"Dammit....!"

I saw that he quickly materialized what looked like the silhouette of a sword, most likely a katana. He may have materialized a sword, but I shall abuse more of his LF and "Time Manipulation"!

I slowed time down further to 1:30, and just when I was able to stick my right claw to his left rib, he activated "Lightning Speed" and stepped back once. He grabbed my forearm, then my armpit, releasing his katana, and he threw me over, making me land on my left side.

"GUHUH!"

I sped time up to normal, and I started hearing more noises from my back, including what sounded like a katana leaving the ground. Grunts, swords clashing, growls, and some noises that sounded like it came from bows, and I smelled a scent that smells like those pig trucks, but if the pigs were dead.

"Yatta...! Kanata did a good job...!"

I rolled to my left with as much effort as I could while sucking his LF to heal myself, but I started getting a bit weaker despite being full to the brim with LF. 

I'm panting a lot, wiping some sweat from my forehead, and I think I'd like to either slouch or squat right now, but I can't relax just yet.

I looked at Yamada-sensei, and I can see him still dodging the "archers" attacks and the "melees" tag teaming again. He's now avoiding eye contact with the "Kiras", and still dodging Roberu's cocktails, Towa's incoming "ghost bullets", Oga's flames, and my other "supports" distractions.

"Just need more sucky-sucky...."

No sexual innuendos intended.

"Astel, switch!"

"Got it!"

I activated "Lightning Speed" and my claws, and I rushed to Yamada-sensei who is still deflecting attacks from Fubuki, Kira, Kiara, and Botan.

I jumped from above and dove in a superman pose, making my claws point out like a boner towards Yamada-sensei.

I came in hot, and was about to stick my claws in his skull, but a portal appeared in front of me, and what's more, it was pointing to Kanata, our only hope here that's keeping everybody together.

"Not today...!"

As quick as I could, despite my mind being a bit hazy, I made a portal right in front of Kanata's face, probably even grazing her nose, and I made a portal to the space where I tried falling down in superman position.

"Gotcha."

I finally got him...well, I thought I finally got him.

"What the-"

Another portal opened in front of my face, but it wasn't leading to Kanata this time. It led to one of the butchers.

"Oh shit."

I hastily positioned myself horizontally, and made a small portal just to make it quicker for activation. I do not want to have that pungent fucking smell on me.

My portal opened up on the ceiling right above Yamada-sensei.

"Time to finally-oh, he's over there now."

I activated "Lunar System", and I redirected myself a bit to my front while he's still fighting against Fubuki and Botan.

I deactivated it, and just let gravity do the work while I just pretend I'm Clark Kent.

I fell towards Yamada-sensei while still sticking out my claws that could try penetrating his skull, and I just thought of a new idea...

"Aside from sucking, I could waste more of my LF by materializing something, like...pencils...."

I materialized a lot of pencils on the corner to my left, and kept sucking more of his LF.

I finally got closer, but I expected another trick from him. This time, he's making a big dome of metal, covering all of them. At least it ain't a portal this time.

"...This is easy."

I made a portal from the exact top of the dome to the inside, and I also made a portal on the ground where the other "melees" are at, and it pointed to the inside of the dome too.

The inside of the dome was quite dark, and the only thing that lights the inside are from the holes on the bottom where light can come through.

"Let's all corner him! Marine, mini cannonballs!"

"Ryoukai!"

"Everybody, just do your thing!"

"Got it!"

This time, I'm not gonna attack him, but....

"HERE WE GO....!"

I slowed time down by 1:120. This is the slowest I have ever slowed time down, but that's not what's important. Right now, I'm not gonna attack him, but I'll disable him!

I'm not taking any chances. I activated Astel's eyes and activated "Lightning Speed" while running to Yamada-sensei. I then went to his back, hopped, and wrapped my arms and legs around him. I then did something I did not think I would do in my whole lifetime....

....Revert back to being fat.

"Everybody, now's your chance!"

But despite thinking that, everybody stopped dead on their tracks.

"....Um....is that you, Yamada? (Yamada-senpai?)"

"....Young Yamada....?"

"...DON'T JUST STOP THERE AND ADMIRE MY LOVE HANDLES OR SOMETHING, GET HIM!"

"ah, HAI!"

Finally, I sucked up his LF as fast as I could while making myself as fat as I could and expanding my clothes proportionately. Not too fat though. Don't y'all feel bad if my fats suffocate my heart?

I wasted more of my LF by making myself strong, so essentially, I'm an obese Hercules. Something that should not have existed, but it does. But gotta admit, this is more challenging that I thought...

"Woah!...WOAH! WOAH!!!" I said.

I can feel my cheeks flopping up and down. I forgot that that happens when you're fat.

"Get....OFF ME!" Yamada-sensei said while trying to elbow me on his back.

Considering I have a lot of fats, it doesn't feel too painful, but considering his "Strength Amplification", it actually does hurt, little by little. His LF has also reached around 1000. We might win this....!

"Hrrngh....ENOUGH!" He shouted.

I gasped a bit, and I also heard the others gasping. Their weapons and footsteps stopped quicker than Sora suddenly keeping quiet after seeing bugs.

I somehow lost grip of my hands, and I flopped to the ground.

"Dammit....at least let me revert back to my original form first...!"

"Pahah! Finally, I can rest....!" Yamada-sensei said.

C'mon, me! If we don't do anything, he's gonna win this! I'm not aiming for a draw right now....! Luckily, I put a magical barrier on my brain, but somehow, despite me being weaker mentally, they're not even moving an inch!

"Guys....move!"

They gasped one more time, and they looked at me.

They then look at Yamada-sensei, widened their eyes, and tried taking a step towards him.

"Stop." He said.

Everybody, again, stopped dead on their tracks.

"Huh, so this is his plan, huh....?"

So once he's tired, he's planning to immobilize us to catch his breath.

I tried moving my limbs as much as I could, like I'm having some seizure of some sorts, and I was able to move with some range of motion.

"Alright, no time to waste!"

1st: I need to get thin again, and so I did. I slowed time down by 1:120, and I sweated like a fountain while getting rid of the fats to return to my original body. A bit buff, my face is slim, and my veins can be kinda seen on my arms and hands.

2nd: I need to blast the dome away. Now, I may not know if this is locked on the ground, or it can be carried, but one thing is for sure, I can blast the top away by putting a C4 on the top, but not just one, prolly gonna need about 5. Don't know the metal, but if it's titanium, which I'm guessing he did, I'll make it cold and I'll blow it.

I made a portal below me to the top of the dome, landed on my knees, covered the dome in ice, activated Aki's eyes, and then I planted 5 C4s in there. I also put a UTF on it, and covered it in the ice.

"Guys, move back a bit. I just planted a few C4s on the top of the dome." I said while putting a UTF on all of them.

"Ah, okay, leader!"

"3..2..1..."

BOOM!

I pressed the button on a small plastic detonator I just materialized right now, and sped time up to normal. I held my head while rushing to the dome, because right now, there are bits of titanium flying around the place

"Now! Archers, supports, melees! quickly!"

"Got it!" The archers and supports said.

"Y-Yeah!" The melees said.

I slowed time down 1:120, and I summoned flex tape while still activating Aki's eyes.

I ran up the dome, and fell down the hole. I then wrapped him up in flex tape, but not just his face from his mouth up to his hair. Even his whole body, so I wrapped him up like a dummy.

"Make him a pinata!"

"I-Isn't that kinda harsh?" Everybody sweat dropped.

"Oh, it's not. No rules when you're in a war. Muwehehehe. Hahahaha. HAHAHAHA. AHAHAHAHAHA, AHAHAHAAAAAA!!!~~"

"K-Kowai...! We can't believe our leader is so kowai....!"

"Mhmmhmrhmhmmhmgmh, mhmhmh. (You really are like me, young Yamada)."

"Anyway, let's get it, guys!" I said.

"Hai!"

"Lamy, Artia, make the titanium a bit colder, Noel, Marine, anybody that can destroy the rest of the dome, do it!"

"Hai!"

"Shion, hex Yamada-sensei once this dome is gone!"

"Hai!"

I started soccer kicking him around his body while Yogiri hits his body too with her wooden sword, Coco just humming "Staying Alive" by Bee Gees while stabbing his stomach playfully, and Echo whispering some "suggestive loli stuff" to his ears.

"HAHAHAHA! TAKE THIS, OLDER ME!"

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN CALLING YOUR SENSEI AS 'SENSEI' ANYMORE!" The others sobbed.

"HRRRNGGNRRGNRG! HRRNG HRR HRRNGHHRNGH! HRGR HRRGNHG HGRGNNRGHR!!! (HRRRNGGNRRGNRG! I SURRENDER! I SURRENDER!!!)"

"AHAHAHAHAHA-"

"Young Yamada, please stop...." I heard a voice. It's Aqua, but....it doesn't sound as annoying as my Aqua, so this means....

"D-Did he surrender?"

"Yes."

"E-Everybody, stop."

Everybody looked at me with a normal expression and blinked twice.

"W-We won?"

"...Yup. He surrenders."

"WE WON!" Everybody shouted.

"YATTA!" Some shouted.

"LET'S GO!" Some others shouted.

"WE'RE QUALIFIED!"

"WHOOOO!"

"FINALLY, NO MORE HARSH TRAINING!"

I gently grabbed Aqua and Amelia with my whole hand, twisted my hand so that they're resting on my palm, and I opened my hand and grew them back to normal size while setting them down on the floor.

"Okay....get off my hand now." I said while slightly groaning.

They both sighed relief.

"Finally, we won!" Aqua hopped a bit.

"I guess being a scout's a bit useless...." Amelia said.

"Nah, you two were helpful." I cracked my head and knuckles.

"Eh?" Aqua and Amelia asked.

"Scouts are helpful to get a 360 vision of everything without you having to do anything, so you two served your purpose well."

Aqua hugged me.

"You did most of the work though, Yamada!" Aqua smiled.

I smiled as well and patted her head. I also looked at Amelia, but she looked away while kinda frowning.

"It's okay, Amelia-chan. Yamada appreciated your efforts too!" Aqua said.

Amelia still frowned, but just a bit after Aqua said it, Amelia smiled a bit. Just a bit.

"A-Arigatou...Aqua-senpai."

Aqua giggled.

I looked at the others.

"Huh...so this is it, huh...? We're finally gonna do it..."

There it is again....I can feel my blood rushing throughout my veins a bit faster, my heart is beating a bit faster than normal, and I giggled a bit.

I looked at Yamada-sensei.

"So....how long shall I stay like a dummy, huh?"

"S-Sorry! We'll get you out now!"

I let go of Aqua.

"Hmm? What's wrong, Yamada?" Aqua asked.

I went to Yamada-sensei who is currently lying on his back and knelt down. I saw blood around his stomach, but it somehow healed now. His body also returned to its original form.

"Yamada-sensei, can you roll to your front?" I asked.

He rolled a bit to the right, and made a complete 180-degree turn to face his back to the ceiling.

"Alright..."

I checked his feet and sweat dropped.

"This'll take a bit of a long time." I giggled nervously.