Sept 20, 2020 6:00 AM

I woke up to my alarm, and turned it off.

I smiled, and stretched.

"Oh man! I had a good night sleep!"

My dream was that all of Hololive were in the 3D studio together, and we did dumb, but fun shit.

We actually did a conga line in the 3D studio, circling around the couches, and then doing some sort of girly leg motion on the 3rd "conga". Our chant was "Conga, conga, con-ga!"

While they were chanting, I was beatboxed, and looped it. I then joined them, and I started freestyling.

Another was that me and Kira were requested by a fan to make some sort of BL rping, so we did. A lot of girls were smiling like hell, and screaming.

Another was that I sang one of Shiloh Dynasty's songs, and made my own lyrics afterwards.

("Girl come through~
  And lets do~
  what we do in your imagination~
  When I'm gone~
  Show me love~
  Cause I do. You're a heavenly creation~") 2x

And I repeated that, while Calli makes a beat on the drums on the midi keyboard.

Another was everybody reacting to this:

https://youtu.be/PT5mM6k9Akc

I was vibing to it, not gonna lie, I even bopped my head to it. I'm a fan of Peggy. Though, the others were weirded out. Like, they'd either bop to it as well, then look at me, and giggle, or just stare into space, and wonder why tf I like it.

I mean, his screams, and his weird body gestures were pretty normal to me :))

Another was that Holo-rime had to rap "That's My Name" and "Excuse my Rudeness" 1.5x faster. I had to rap Calli's song, and Calli had to rap my song. I managed to do hers, without my tongue twisting, but I had to do hand gestures in order to be on time, and I almost ran out of breathe. Calli, on the other hand, she was able to keep up, but because some of the lines had little space to inhale air, she had to breathe mid-sentence and move forward a bit. All in all, it was actually hard, so it was impressive for her to get through my song, and not get tongue twisters.

That was the ideal dream. That was what I dreamed of doing with the Hololivers soon.

"Man, I feel like today is a good day!"

Oho, but somebody didn't have a good day

Time rewind~

Sept 19, 2020 10:10 PM

Amelia's POV

"No no no." I kept chanting in my head.

"I mean...maybe this is different? Yeah, it's different."

I mean...I just can't believe that he was the one I had a crush on this entire time. Besides...I have never even had a crush on him ever since I joined Hololive. I just thought of him as a senpai, but now...

I scratched my head.

"Goddamnit...WHY?!"

I slammed my desk.

"I mean...should I have a crush on him? I mean, he's gotten way more handsome than before, but...I mean, I'm just not as attracted anymore...I mean, he's very hot, and caring, but I mean, boobs and ass are what I'm into now...Dick can be a nice option though...but tribing..."

I started having duality in my mind.

"Hmm...." I squinted my eyes.

"Hrrrngh...!" I scratched my head.

"Hrrrrngghaaaa-fuck it."

I slammed my desk one more time, and sighed.

"...I'll think about it tomorrow."

It's 10 in the evening, my mind isn't thinking straight. I just need sleep. Yeah. I think I can make my final decision tomorrow.

Present~

I woke up, but I feel quite bad. I got good sleep, but then I remember that I needed to make that decision from last night.

I sighed.

"Okay, I'll think about it while taking breakfast."

I then made coffee, and got some bread out of the fridge. My spread was peanut butter.

I then ate my bread, and thought about it.

"Hmm...."

Okay. So, I used to be heterosexual, and now I'm bisexual. Yamada-senpai was my only boy crush that I would've loved to have as a boyfriend, but now, I'm into his mom...well, I do find him attractive, but I don't have lust for him...but I'd like to get his mom...

"...Final decision. I'll choose him mom."

I sighed, and giggled.

"Ah...sorry, Yamada-senpai, but...I mean, I still have a crush on you, but I became bisexual, but way more biased to being lesbian." I put my index finger on my mouth.

Yamada's POV

I went downstairs, and hummed while cooking breakfast.

"I feel quite happy right now, but why actually?"

Lemme check my phone real quick.

"September...20..."

I then realized why I'm in a good mood.

"Joji's Nectar album is coming in 5 days!"

I jumped around a bit, and shuffle danced.

"Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking 'bout, baby!"

I continued cooking, and while eating breakfast, and drinking coffee, I hummed his other songs.

"I can't wait to see what his songs are.~"

Sept 20, 2020 10:20 PM

I was streaming playing 5 minute blitz chess games, and I also talked about some stuff.

"I gotta say...me and Amelia played a chess game together in real life, and I expected her to be about my level or below, but she was actually stronger than me. This is also another reason why I'm doing this. I wanna improve my openings, so that I can beat Amelia. I would've beaten her in the middlegame though, but her openings were very solid."

The chat then started going wild.

"WTF?!"

"Wait...Amelia can beat you?!"

"IS OUR CHESS KING GONNA BE OVERTAKEN?!"

"Ganbare!"

"Huh, never knew somebody could actually beat our mage. Hope you can do a rematch with Amelia soon, Yamada!"

"It's not a big deal, guys. I just wanted to find a challenge, and Amelia is exactly that. It gives me a reason to work harder now! I gotta meet everybody's expectations, you know?" I chuckled.

It's also surprising. I won every match, almost getting the rating of a GM in Lichess on the 5 minute area.

I stretched.

"Hoowee! I got lucky. Can't believe I made a lot of progress, BUT THIS IS NOT ENOUGH! I NEED TO PRACTICE MORE!"

I slammed my desk.

"I need to get stronger...in order to rise up the ranks!"

I giggled.

"I sound like a dramatic shounen. Anyway, that does it for this stream! I hope you all enjoyed watching me play chess, even though most of you probably don't know how to play chess. I have actually seen the chat. There are way more people getting involved with moves and stuff, so I'm guessing I have influenced you guys into playing chess, which is nice."

I clapped twice.

"This is the end of the stream, madoshis! Byeeeeeeee!"

Sept 20, 2020 3:30 PM 

I was doing a rapping stream, and I also tried rapping "Excuse My Rudeness" by Holo-rime. Yes, Calli changed it. It's not "Calliope Mori ft. Yamada" anymore, it's "Holo-rime."

After that, I stopped, and drank water.

"Guh! Tasty water." I wiped my mouth.

I looked at the chat.

"'Can you freestyle in Tagalog?' Yes. I can try."

I quickly thought up of some lines, and I especially thought of a funny line, so I decided to do it.

"I'm going straight from the top."

I started thinking of Unknown P.

"Whatever you're doing, stop it.~"

"Otherwise, Yamada might bash your head, and you'll be a muppet.~"
"I'll send you flying like a rocket.~"
"You'll be hopping around like a rabbit.~"
"You're chick's as short as a hobbit.~"
"You're girl is 4 foot 4 (fowah), and she still called a man for a drawer (Drowa)...Wala kang Jowa. *breathe* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!"

I dabbed, and went around my room while still screaming.

Chat's POV

"Walang Jowa, amp (No girlfriend, fuck) HAHAHAHAHA"

"Aray naman, putangina (Ouch, motherfucker) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"What did he say?"

"Translators?"

"TL note: 'Wala kang Jowa' basically means 'You have no girlfriend'"

"F"

"F"

"F"

"F"

"Dunno what's going on, but F"

Yamada's POV

I went back to my chair, and I laughed my ass.

"Oh, you all got hit by that, didn't you?"

I then saw a comment.

"So you have a Jowa, Yamada?"

I then sounded like the girl from The Grudge.

"Um...we won't talk if I have a Jowa. Importante buhi (What's important is I'm alive)." I slapped my chest twice.

I continued rapping more songs, especially Calli's EP. I learned all her songs this morning and afternoon, so my throat is a bit dry, like saliva isn't in my throat, but I can keep going.

Sept 20, 2020 6:40 PM

I sighed as I sat in bed, waiting for my dad and mom to finish dressing Masato and Yua up.

I leaned back, resulting to me feeling a pillow on my head, and I stared at the ceiling with light coming from the bottom left of my eye.

Flashback start~

11:30 AM

We had a vegetable salad made of carrots, squash, and cabbage, vegetable soup made from the same ingredients, and hotdogs, cause why not?

"Say, my boy, I got a question."

"Hmm?"

"Mind inviting the Indonesians and the Chinese-"

I spat out my food before he could even finish his sentence.

"W-Was it that surprising of a sentence?" My dad asked.

"YES!" I slammed the table.

"Hmm? Indonesians? Chinese?" Yua asked.

"Another one of your girlfriends?" Masato asked.

"N-No. None of them are my girlfriends."

The closest to me right now is Risu, but I'd like to think of it as a platonic frenemy relationship.

"So, is it okay?" My dad asked.

"Well, I don't really wanna bother them, but I'll ask later." I said as I filled my mouth with rice and the hotdog.

"Say, when you shared your memories to us, is this 'Risu' your girlfriend?"

I spat out my food again.

"WE'RE NOT GIRLFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND!"

Timeskip~

I PM'd Civia and Risu, and they replied this

Risu~

Yamada: So, my dad and mom wants to meet you girls. You fine with this? Maybe we're bothering you.
Risu: Really?! SHIRAZAKI MINATO AND YUNA WANT TO MEET US?!
Yamada: Ye. 7 PM, we gon' meet up in the building. I'mma make a portal on 7 o'clock
Yamada: Oh yeah, remember to take a picture of your room so I can make a portal, otherwise, this'll fail lol
Risu: Well, if you say so, you dick. I'm sure the others are free too.
Yamada: Good. Invite them too. I'mma call you bitch in the meeting
Risu: Cuz I'm your bitch~♥
Yamada:

Risu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA jokes aside, I'm looking forward to it!
Yamada: Yes, go tell the others, and please, refrain from calling me dick, you bitch
Risu: Got it, you bastard
Yamada: Bitch
Risu: Dick
Yamada: Bitch
Risu: Dick
Yamada: Cunt
Risu: Limp MF
Yamada: Keep saying that, I'll send you a dick pic
Risu: Please, daddy~♥
Yamada: Bruh LOL
Risu: LMAOOOO

Civia~

Yamada: So, Civia, what do you think about meeting my parents?
Civia: Hmm? Are we getting married?~♥
Yamada: Please no. I just dealt with Risu. Not again
Civia: lol, but seriously? They want to meet us?
Yamada: Yup. You can decline if you're busy, or if you think we're bothering you
Civia: I'D LOVE TO MEET THEM!
Yamada: Really? Then we shall meet in the building on 7 PM. I'll make a portal in your rooms. Remember to take a pic of your room corner so I can make one.
Civia: Yes! I'll tell the others too!
Yamada: Noice. Anyway, bye Civia!
Civia: Yup! See you later!

Present~

"And so, that's how it goes, readers." I said.

"Yamada? Can you come out of your room now?" My mom asked.

I then went out of my room, and I saw all of them dressed up.

I smelled cologne and perfume from them, and I saw Yua's face lighter than usual, as usual.

"So, ready to go?" I asked.

They nodded.

"Couldn't you make a portal like before?" My mom asked.

"Sometimes you gotta balance it, mom. You gotta use both cars and portals." I said.

"Yeah. Moderation is key." My dad said.

"Like father, like son." My mom sweat dropped.

We went down, and I went to the garage to get mom's SUV.

I then drove to the house, and picked them up.

I could hear a loud slam inside the car, signifying they're in, I did a small prayer, and I drove to the Hololive building.

As I was driving, I then heard my mom say "Hmm, I guess it really is nice to use a car once in a while." 

It's true. I could see the city lights, buildings, and the beauty of the night sky. That's also another reason why I like driving...except I'm the driver, so I should focus on the road.

I kept driving towards the building then we went inside the elevator.

As we went inside the elevator, the music started, and I heard...my song. It was "That's My Name".

I blushed, and my dad laughed.

"I see that Tanigo has taken a liking to your songs!" My dad patted my back.

"Ouch." I said while actually being hurt a bit. I forgot my dad is strong as hell.

We went to the meeting room, and I waited until 7:00 PM.

I then opened portals to their room, and they came.

"Ooh, fancy." I said.

I actually expected something cute. They look classy.

They bowed.

"Good evening, Shirazaki Minato, Shirazaki Yuna."

"Please keep the formalities out. Right now, you all are friends with Yamada, so I expect you all to think of us like family." My mom said.

I looked at my dad and mom, but then my dad frowned a bit.

He then went to me, and went to my ear.

"Hey, can we talk a bit?"

Hmm? Does my dad not like one of them?

"O-Okay..."

"Yuna, mind if we go out for a bit?" My dad asked.

She nodded.

"Sure, make sure to come back again, okay?"

We nodded.

"Girls, we're heading out for a bit."

"Okay!"

My dad pushed the doors open, and we walked a bit in the hallway.

We reached a fair distance, and I leaned on the wall.

"So, what is it?"

"Um...Artia is that red-eyed white-haired girl, right?"

I nodded.

"What about her?"

"She's a bit...suspicious."

I raised an eyebrow, and held my chin while my fingers extend to my cheeks.

"In what way?"

"Like...I don't know how to explain it. Controlled?"

Controlled?

I then thought something in my mind. Most of the antis are Chinese. Does that mean she's a member? There's no way. She's a Hololiver.

"More like...controlled as in she has no free will, if that's the correct word...?" My dad said.

I then thought another theory. She might be mind controlled, but let's face it, it ain't hentai. I'mma keep these theories in my mind for now.

"Anyway, the thing I'm trying to say is..."

He grabbed my left shoulder.

"Give her a talk sometime, you know? Not through chat. A one-on-one personal conversation. You can make portals, right?"

I nodded.

"That's all. I'm not angry about Artia. I'm worried, rather." My dad said.

Worried? Well, at least he doesn't hate anyone, but...'worried' gives me a different vibe.

I shrugged it off, but I retained that in my memory.

We went back into the room, and they were giggling.

"What's wrong?" I asked while smiling.

"Nothing." My mom said.

Me and my dad took our seats.

"You know, Risu here has taken quite a liking to you."

Risu blushed.

"J-Just a liking as a friend, okay?" She said while standing up.

"Yeah 2x. I know that." I giggled a bit.

"I also heard that Civia has taken a liking to you too, Yamada." My mom said.

"Just like Risu, as a friend.~♥" 

"The way you said that kinda sounds a bit off." I sweat dropped.

I made a portal to the kitchen.

"Welp, I guess we're getting the food, dad."

He nodded.

We quickly got the dishes, making sure not to spill anything, and set it on the table.

I summoned plates, spoons, and forks, and I activated Kanata's eyes.

We put our hands together.

The others said their prayers in their own way, first, and then me and my family followed afterwards.

"Itadakimasu!" We said.

The girls took a bite of the garlic chicken, and they cried in happiness.

"What is this...?" Iofi asked.

"This is very tasty..." Yogiri blushed.

"A bit spicy though..." Moona giggled nervously.

"It's garlic chicken, one of my favorite foods ever." I said while kinda drooling.

I took a bite quickly, and savored the taste.

The other girls took another bite, and before they knew it, they devoured it.

"GARLIC CHICKEN IS DA BEST!" They said with sparkling eyes.

"It seems they're now infected by you two, huh?" My mom sweat dropped.

"Well, garlic chicken is a very nice dish." My dad said.

"And plus, the sauce is what makes it very tasty." I said.

"I gotta agree with Yamada-oniichan. Garlic chicken is very yummy." Masato said.

My mom got a bit angry, and got a tissue.

"Masato, remember to wipe your mouth. It looks untidy."

The girls giggled a bit.

"Say, what grade is your sister and brother now?" Artia asked.

I looked up a bit.

"You're about 10 years old, right?" I asked Masato and Yua.

They nodded.

"They're in 3rd grade."

"Kawaii!" The girls said.

"Ne, Yamada-oniichan, how close are you to these onee-chans?" Yua asked.

"Close enough. We don't see each other as often as the others, but we still keep connections in some way." I said as I took a bite.

"How far have you gotten?" My dad asked telepathically.

I spat out my chicken.

"That's the 3rd time in a row you did that this day." My dad deadpanned.

"WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?! OF COURSE I DIDN'T FUCK THEM YET!"

"I see. Well, continue eating!" My dad said.

I groaned, and ate at a faster pace.

"Um...you okay, Yamada?" The girls sweat dropped.

"I'M FINE!" I stopped for a bit, and continued eating.

We had a bit of a chat. For the most part, the Indonesians were more open, and the Chinese felt relaxed. I sighed in relief internally as I thought this could be more chaotic.

There was one time Echo accidentally spilled some sauce on her shirt.

"E-Eh? I messed up..." Echo said as she got some tissue.

"Chotto matte." I stood up.

I then went to Echo, and held her shoulder as she wiped off the sauce.

"Hold still."

"Hmm? Kyah-" She said a bit startled at the sudden motion to her shirt. I put a UTF on everybody, except her shirt, and I rewound time a bit.

I then let go, and activated Kanata's eyes once more.

"T-Thank you." 

"No problem."

I then went back to my seat.

"Well, let's continue where we left off, shall we?"

They nodded.

"Didn't know my son could do that." My mom said.

"I have the same gift as my dad, mom." I said.

"YOUR FATHER HAS THE 'CHEATING' GIFT?!" 

"Well, you can call it 'Copy' for a euphemism, but yeah." I sweat dropped.

After eating, they bowed.

"It was nice meeting you, Minato, Yuna." They said.

I noticed they dropped the formalities.

"I guess they took it to heart, huh?"

My mom and dad giggled.

"Well, please get along better with my son!" My dad said.

I giggled nervously.

"Don't mind him, girls. Just go at your own pace." I said.

The girls giggled a bit.

"Though, what about the dishes?" Rosalyn asked.

"Should we help?" Moona asked.

"We'll take care of it." I assured them.

The girls shrugged, and I opened portals behind them.

"Anyway, bye girls!" I waved.

My parents and siblings also waved.

Civia ducked a bit, and patted Masato and Yua's head.

"We'll see each other again sometime, okay?"

"Okay!" Masato and Yua said.

She stood up.

"Well, see you, Yamada." Civia said.

"Bye, Yamada!" The other girls waved.

I nodded.

They went through their rooms, and I closed it.

I activated Kanata's eyes.

"So, shall we wash the dishes now?"

We nodded.

I made a portal to the house, and put the dishes in the sink.

"Shall I help with washing, then get the car? Or should I get the car while you 4 wash?" I asked.

"You can get the car. 4 is more than enough, you know?" My dad said.

"I see. Well then, I'm going!" I said.

I opened a portal to the front of the Hololive building, and I got my mom's SUV.

I went into the driver's seat, and I closed the door.

"Alright..."

I turned the key while pressing the clutch, and the engine started.

I then looked at the back, seeing if somebody's there, cause there's no rear camera installed in this.

I then reversed, and after turning to my left, making the car go out of its slot, I drove back home.

I was about to hit the road, but then I thought "Why can't I just make a portal to the garage immediately?"

I then did so, and slowed down. I was a bit to the side of the front of the garage.

I then opened the garage doors, put the car in, and closed it.

I then went back to the house.

"Tadaima!"

"THAT WAS FAST!" My dad and mom said.

"How did you come home so fast?!" Masato and Yua asked.

"I made portals."

"Oh yeah, that makes sense." My dad said.

"I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS POSSIBLE!" My mom shouted.

"Kakkoi!" Masato and Yua said.

"Well, your imagination has no limits. I can do anything, mom...so long as I understand how it works." I said as I went upstairs, since they were 99% done.

I then took off my clothes, and sat in front of the computer.

"Hmm...I'm bored." I said as I deadpanned at the screen.

Guess I'll ruin some antis. Get their emails and do stuff. Maybe even drain their bank account.

I smiled sinisterly.

"Oh, I wonder what their faces will look like?" I said with a sinister face.

"YAMADA! SWEEP THE FLOOR, PLEASE?!"

I sighed.

"Coming, mom!"

Welp, daily life of a Filipino boy.

Sept 21, 2020 7:00 AM

I was cooking breakfast for all of us, since Masato, Yua, and my parents woke up early. 

I cooked scrambled eggs, cut garlic, onion, and some hotdog for fried rice.

I then put it in the table, and Masato and Yua were extremely happy.

"Yay! There's a lot of fried rice!" They both shouted.

I giggled.

"I did cook a lot of rice last night in preparation for fried rice." I said.

"I guess it just runs in your blood. I don't eat fried rice that much." My mom giggled nervously.

"Welp, it just means more rice for us!" My dad laughed.

We put our hands together.

"Itadakimasu!"

We started eating breakfast.

After eating breakfast, I took a shower, and thought about what I could stream today.

"Hmm...I can stream a Joji singing stream."

Nectar is just 4 days away. 

"Yamada! Sora is here!" My mom shouted.

Hmm? She's here? Well, I'll postpone the stream.

I then finished taking a bath, and I quickly went to my room to get some clothes.

I could hear chatting and laughing downstairs.

I put on some cologne, and deodorant.

"Yamada! Come down here!" My mom said.

"I'm coming!"

I prepared my sling bag, and then went downstairs.

"Hey, Sora."

"Hey!"

She hugged me, and I giggled.

"We'll be going now, mom, dad!" I said.

They nodded.

"Take good care of her." My dad said.

I nodded.

"Ittekimasu!" We said as we got out of the house, and went to the garage.

I then got my car, and we got inside.

I started the engine, and I did a small prayer before we went.

"...Amen."

I started driving, and once we got onto the road, I got Sora's hand and put it on the gear shift.

"Y-Yamada?" She blushed.

"We didn't spend that much time, you know?"

She giggled.

"I'm glad you're still thinking about me." She smiled.

"I mean, I have the other girls as my girlfriends, but I'll never forget my 1st."

She giggled, and then realized something.

"Where are we going, by the way?"

"Wanna go to the bounce house?"

Her face lit up.

"YEAH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF FUN!"

I giggled.

"Glad to know we can agree on something fun once in a while."

Gotta admit, mall dates are getting kinda boring. How about indulging in childish games for once?

In a different world~

3rd person POV

"Pass the ball to me, Lance!" Aki said as Lance then passed the ball.

"Oh, we won't let you through!" The other Holostars members said.

You may be wondering why they are playing with a ball. Well...

"Greene, screen me!" Aki said.

Greene then screens Roberu who was guarding Aki.

"Not letting you stop our captain!" Greene said.

Rikka then followed Greene to stop his screen but Aki took the chance and moved to the other side. He was free to do a 3 point shot.

"Shoot!" Greene said.

"I won't let him put it in the hoop!" Temma said.

"Not so fast!" Lance blocked him.

"From way downtown!!!" Aki shouts as he did a fade away jump shot.

*Fwoop*

"YES!!!" Aki and his team cheered.

"It was a good game man. We should do this more often." Temma said.

"Yeah. Who knew you guys know how to play basketball?" Roberu asked.

"We ain't limited to music only. We used to play for our college back then." Lance boasts.

"Good work out there, Aki!" Calli came running.

"Watch out!" Aki said but was too late.

Calli, on her casual wear, slipped. On what? The ball of course. She accidentally let go of her scythe and fell to her butt.

Her casual wear:

"Oww...." Calli then stood up after rubbing her butt.

The scythe, soaring in the air, then fell on Aki's head.

"I should be saying-OWWWWWW...." Aki said.

He then passed out.

Timeskip~

"Urgh...my head.." Aki sits up.

"Oh, I'm glad you're okay!" Calli hugged him.

"Uhm...yeah? I avoided death so many times. Of course I'm oka-" He cuts himself off.

All of a sudden, he got a surge of memories flowing back.

"Anything wrong?" Calli asks.

"Uh...Calli? Do you remember anything about a guy named 'Yamada?'" Aki asks.

"Yama what?" Calli asks.

"Nevermind." He stood up.

"Can you bring me to Death-sensei?" Aki asks.

"What for?" Calli asked.

"Just asking a favor from him." Aki said.

Calli looked at him with curiosity and then sighed.

"Fine." Calli said as she sliced the air and a portal opened.

The two go in and was met by Death-sensei signing some papers.

"What do you want?" He asks.

"I wanna ask something." Aki said.

Death-sensei looked up and saw the two.

"Ah, its you two. Can we do this later? I'm kinda busy as you can see." Death-sensei said.

"I mean... it's not that urgent..." Aki said.

"Give me the details as I finish my work. There's only like...50 more documents I need to approve. I work fast so out with it." He stated.

The two sat down on the chair in front of the desk.

"I'm pretty sure you know there are different universes other than this?" Aki asks.

"In fact...I do actually..." Death-sensei said.

"Well...I wanna go to a specific universe." Aki stated.

"...You what?! ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?!" Calli asks.

"I mean...it's worth a shot."

"Well, I can only do that if I get a hint of the universe you're saying. Like magical particles or some sort." Death sensei explained as he finished his job.

"That was fast..." Aki states.

"So! Do you have what I need?" Death-sensei asked.

"As far as my memory serves, he used magic to cast a spell on me and Calli. Maybe you can use that." Aki states.

"In fact, now that I have observed you two closely, I can feel a different kind of magic flowing in you..." He rubs his chin.

"Alright, follow me." Death-sensei said as he opened a portal to somewhere.

"Wherever you're going, you aren't going alone." Calli declared.

"Of course..." Aki then stepped in with Calli behind him.

"Take these." Death-sensei then gave the two some kind of stone tablet.

"What's this?" Aki asks.

"We will use this to communicate with each other while you are in the other universe. It'll help me know if I will take you back here by force, or eventually." Death-sensei explained.

"So...what does this do?" Aki asked.

"Tap on the middle." He instructed.

Aki tapped the middle and it somehow was changing into something...

"You as well, Calli." Death-sensei said.

"Why did mine change into eye glasses?" Aki asked.

"Oh, mine turned into a phone..." Calli said.

"Those eyeglasses will serve like a secret agent item. Like in your movies." Death-sensei said.

"Sooo...I can search the net with it and stuff?" Aki asks.

He got a nod from Death-sensei but with Calli...it was a different story.

"So! Do you like it, Calli?"

"Uhm yea-"

"Good, good. It actually has a function that you can call your friends in your world from wherever you are."

"That's cool, I guess-"

"Isn't it?"

Aki got an irk and decided to break the mood.

"Can we just go already?" Aki asked.

"Ah, I forgot you were there." Death sensei said.

"YOU LITERALLY TALKED TO ME LIKE A MINUTE AGO!" Aki stated as Death-sensei then went close to him.

"You may get a headache but it'll be fine as I'm just extracting the magic." He said.

He began to extract magic from the boy and was already trying to understand the composition of the magic. Aki groaned a bit.

"I see. This isn't magicule...its similar to a mantra.." Death-sensei said.

"Well...it IS called a 'Gift' for a reason..." Aki stated.

"Alright. Come here, Calli, its your turn.~" Death-sensei said.

"No, drop dead." Calli said.

Death-sensei sighs and walked off near the wall.

"Well, I guess this much magic is enough. If there are any changes to you two, report immediately." Death-sensei said.

"Roger that!" Aki said.

He then opens a portal.

"Well, off you two go!" Death sensei pushed the two in the portal and closed it.

"Now, its time for me to gawk at Calli's younger pics.~" Death-sensei said as he left the room through a portal.

With Aki

Aki opens his eyes and saw that they were falling in some kind of wormhole, and were headed in One direction.

*ba dum tsh*

"I feel weird..." Aki said.

"Not me..." Calli said.

"Man, it would be very convenient if we just fall in a bounce house and Yamada was there..." Aki said.

"You know that you can jinx stuff and almost always happen, right?" Calli asked.

"Uh...no?" Aki tilts his head.

Surely enough, this isn't some cliche anime, right?

Yamada's POV

Me and Sora were bouncing around, and then after a while, I noticed she stopped.

"Hmm? Sora?"

I stopped bouncing, and went to her.

"I-I wanna pee for a bit. Hehehe." She giggled nervously.

"Okay, sure. Lemme accompany you for a bit."

We went to the bathroom, and I waited.

"...Oh crap, the bags." I mumbled.

Sorry, Sora. I gotta check on the bags real quick.

3rd person POV

The two reach the dimension and the two fell into a ball pit.

"Woah!"

"What was that?!"

"Is anyone hurt?!"

Lots of people began piling to check the ball pit.

"What is going on here?" A certain boy asked.

"Well, two people fell from the air and into the ball pit out of thin air." A bystander said.

"Thin air? The fuck? 'Portals'?" The boy thought.

"Told ya we would fall in a bounce house." Aki stated.

"And I told you that you always jinx yourself!" Calli stated.

"Wait..these voices.." the boy murmured as the two that fell rose from the ball pit.

"Mission success! We have survived falling from that portal!" Aki said.

"Yeah, barely." Calli went near him.

"Eh?! Aki?! Calli?!" Yamada gasped in surprise.

Yamada's POV

I deadpanned.

"...WHAT THE FUCK?! DISTURBANCES?! N-N-N-N-NOTHING CHANGED OTHER THAN THIS, RIGHT?!?! WHO DID THIS?!"

3rd person POV

"Oi! You dipshit why did you chop our heads back then?! You owe us a helping hand!" Aki complained.

"WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO?! LET YOU SLEEP? I AIN'T WAITING FOR AN HOUR UNTIL YOU SNORE!"

"THEN DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN CHOPPING! AND ALSO, WE DON'T SNORE!"

"EASIER SAID THAN DONE!"

Timeskip

"Sooo....How exactly are you able to travel here?" Yamada asked.

"Who's this guy?" Aki's Calli asked.

"Oh, this is Shirazaki Yamada. This dipshit chopped our heads and erased our memories. Turns out, anything you do may come back to bite your ass." Aki said.

"Hmm, that may be true- hey, did you just call me a dipshit?! I HAD NO CHOICE, YOU KNOW?!" Yamada asked.

"Imagine someone just coming here to drag Yamada off to somewhere. It'll be hilarious." Aki snickered.

"Soo...how?" Yamada asked.

Yamada clapped three times.

"Well, it's a long story." Aki said.

"Yamada! There you are! How could you leave me in the bathroom?!" A very familiar voice rang to their ears.

"Aaand here we go." Aki said.

"Come! Lets continue the date! I won't want you to bother other people!" The two looked at the girl and immediately realized.

"Oooohh, it's Sora..." Aki whispered to Calli.

"Oh, Sora-senpai..." Calli unconsciously said out loud.

"Hm? Oh! Calli-chan!" Sora waved at her.

"Sorry, but me and this baka have a date to continue. Sorry to bother you and your date! Now let's go to the trampoline, Yamada!" Sora dragged him off.

"Heh, serves the jerk right." Aki became smug.

"Lemme go! I have to ask them questions-ah, screw it." Yamada squirmed then sighed.

"...I wonder why Sora hasn't noticed yet that that Calli isn't from here?" Yamada thought to himself.

"How did she know we're in a relationship?" Calli looks at Aki.

"No idea..." Aki then held her hand and led themselves out of the bounce house.

"So....where are we exactly?" Calli asked.

"Japan."

"Okay...? What year?"

"2020."

"So I'm guessing I have already debuted?"

"Yep."

"Right...."

Calli feels a vibration on her pocket.

"Its your 'Device'..." Aki said.

"Its pretty obvious now, isn't it?" Calli then took the device out of her pocket.

"So I'm guessing you two arrived safely?" Death-sensei asked on the other side of the call.

"Yes, sir." Calli said.

"I was a little dizzy during the transportation, but I'm fine." Aki said.

"Hold on, now that I inspected you a little more now..." Death-sensei then began doing some stuff.

"Press your thumb near the button in Calli's device."

"Okay."

After Aki did so, Death-sensei started analyzing it.

"I see..."

"What is it?"

"You've acquired something."

"What something?"

"Magical powers."

Aki scratches his head and sighs.

"You're joking."

"No I'm not. There's clearly something different with you now."

"So...I'm guessing I have a gift now..." Aki sighed even louder.

"Stop sighing. It lets your happiness fly away." Calli gripped his hand tighter.

"Good idea." Aki said.

"Do you want to know what your...uhh...what was it called?" Death-sensei asked.

"Gift." Aki replies.

"Well, would you like to know your 'gift?'"

"Sure." Calli replied for Aki.

Death-sensei cleared his throat.

"Just get to it." Calli demands.

"Aki's gift is called-" He gets cut off.

"No, I want to figure it out myself." Aki stated.

"Are you sure? Cause if you know your gift, I can help train you." Calli said.

"Uh...I can manage. I guess we should probably go roam the city..." Aki said.

"Right!"

"It would be convenient if we enter a mall and get rewards though..." Aki said.

"True...we really need a house right now.."

The two walked around the city.

People looked at the two of them weirdly but just let them be. They were just a couple having a lovey dovey roaming session-uh...a date.

"Sooo...you hungry?" Aki asked.

"Not at the moment."

The two then find themselves in front of the Hololive Company building.

"You wanna go in?" Aki asks.

"Hell no! There may be people I don't know in there!" Calli said.

"Fair enough. Lets just roam around more." Aki said.

The two roamed the city and find themselves walking through the plaza and other buildings.

"I'm getting hungry." Aki said.

"Do you have money?" Calli asked.

"You think my wallet has nothing inside?" Aki smirked.

He took out his wallet and showed her that it was full of 5k yen bills.

"I'll have you know I don't let myself go out shopping with no money." Aki said.

As soon as he closed the wallet, a thug snatched it from him.

*Yoink*

"What the-"

"Woah there, look what we have here, guys. A rich kid." He said as more came out.

"He also has a cutie with him." Another guy giggled.

"Say, give her to us and we'll let you off the hook." The leader said as he encased me, Calli, and the other thugs in a dark dimension.

"Interesting gift...suits a thug like you." Aki compliments.

"Boy, you have 10 seconds to give her to us." The thug said.

"Uh...how about no?" Aki smirked.

"Your loss." He said as arms came out of the shadows.

"Wouldn't your powers be rendered useless if there were no shadows?" Aki asks.

"Whenever a light shines, shadows always appear." The thug said.

"Yeesh. Talk about edgy." Aki smiles.

Despite the dumbness, he knows some logic.

"I think it would be better if you can't control the shadows. Instead, it would be funny if you just suddenly burst out into confettis, yes?" Aki said.

"Dream on, dumbass." The thug said.

"In a snap of my fingers, all the darkness and this dimension will make us come back to the real world and be changed into confetti. It'll be magical." Aki said.

"You're going insane, aren't you, Aki?" Calli asked.

"Shhhh. Just watch how I'll humiliate this thug." Aki said.

"This guy is a comedian!" The thugs laughed.

"Alright, you leave me no choice...!" Calli summoned her scythe.

"I can handle this, Calli."

"No, you can't. You're becoming insane."

"Well, we'll see." Aki snaps his fingers.

In a flash, the darkness became confettis and were blown all over the streets.

"Wha-" the thugs were speechless.

"I think I figured out my gift." Aki grins.

"Though...I do feel a bit weak right now. The hell?"

"Wanna take care of them now, Calli?" Aki looks over to her.

"My pleasure." Grinning back to him, Calli began knocking them out one by one.

"Here ya go." Calli tosses his wallet back.

"Alright! Let's go to the mall?"

She nodded.

Timeskip

"Congratulations for being the 2 millionth entry to this mall!!!"

The two were immediately smacked by a celebration in front of them.

"I think you have the ability to jinx events..." Calli said.

"I don't think so...I think..." Aki then suddenly leans to her for support.

"Seriously. How can Yamada activate those gifts of his, yet he ain't tired?"

"Are you okay?!" Calli asks as she sat him down.

The people near helped them. Some fanned him, the others offered water. The two kindly rejected it though. After a while, Aki started feeling a bit better.

"Thanks for the help everyone.." Aki said and everyone clapped.

"Hello to you two." The two looked up and saw a man in his 40's.

"We would like to hereby give you a gift." He said.

"Hmm? Gift? We already have one though."

"No 2x, not that kind of gift..." He giggled.

They tilted their heads.

A few hours later...

"I wouldn't have imagined we'd get this penthouse all to ourselves..." Calli's jaw dropped.

"Welp, house acquired, I guess..." Aki sighs.

*GTA SAN ANDREAS SOUNDS INTENSIFIES*

He takes off the eye glasses and stretches his arms out.

"Let's go in?" Aki asked.

The two then started to go through the instructions given to them by the man.

Yamada-sensei POV

I was back home, and I met the others. I just released a new song, and now, I get to relax...for now. The others are training my kids, some went to buy groceries, and some just slept. I'm here relaxing with my boin boin necromancer waifu.

Yes, Rushia is boin boin as a mother.

As I was watching NatGeo with Rushia and my son, Rushifer, I noticed something different in my mind. It's similar to feeling a "disturbance".

"I feel it..."

"I should go investigate this..." I mumbled.

"Where are you going?" Rushia asked with a smile.

"Ah, I'm going to investigate this anomaly I'm feeling in young Yamada's universe. I won't be gone for too long." I replied.

"Okay!" She replied happily.

"Love ya, Rushia." I kissed her forehead.

I patted Rushifer's head and kissed his head.

"Daddy's got something urgent. I'll be back in a flash."

"Okay, dad!"

I opened a portal and went through it, which brought me in front of Yamada's room.

I went into Ethereal form, phased through the door, and see him and Sora playing on the bed. More like childish play.

"Stop tickling me!" Young Yamada said.

"Stop tickling me!" Young Sora said.

"Oh? They got so lovey-dovey. Welp, business mode: On."

"Oi. Get up. I need to ask you a few questions." I said which brought the attention of young Yamada and Sora to me.

"Yamada-sensei?!" Young Yamada came up to me.

"KNOCK FIRST FOR GOD'S SAKE!" He shook me.

"Ah, hello there, Yamada-senpai!" Sora smiled.

"Good afternoon to you too, Sora." I deadpanned.

We then settled down on his bed.

"What's poppin'?" Young Yamada asked.

"I'm here to ask you a few questions."

He nodded.

Yamada's POV

"So...felt or seen any disturbances recently?" He asked.

I then remembered Aki.

"Oh yeah, I gotta tell you 'bout this. Remember that one time me and Calli had to deal with her doppelganger and this person called 'Aki?'"

He nodded.

"Yeah, I just encountered him a while ago when me and Sora were at a bounce house." I said while pointing my thumb to the wall to my back.

"...Eh? That wasn't Calli-chan?" Sora put a finger on her lips.

"No 2x. That was Calli. She was just...not from here."

"...Ah, sou ka...WAIT, THAT WASN'T HER BOYFRIEND-"

I covered her mouth, and shushed her.

"That was that Calli's boyfriend. My Calli has no boyfriend yet." I said.

"Bruh, your Calli has one. He's just a dense dipshit." Yamada-sensei deadpanned.

I blinked twice as I looked at Yamada-sensei, and sighed.

I let go of Sora's mouth.

"So, yeah. I encountered him."

"Well, did you feel anything?" He asked.

"No, but I was curious, and after realizing it was them, I kinda freaked out. You said disturbances are not good for universes." I shivered.

"Well, normally, it's okay...as long as it doesn't affect the main events. The only thing I'm hoping for is that Aki didn't do anything that can majorly affect this universe. Ever noticed something weird while you were on your date?"

We shook our head.

"It was pretty normal."

"Not even one subtle difference?"

I started having flashbacks, wondering if there were actual differences.

"...No."

He sighed in relief.

"Well, going into my clones' eyes, nothing out of the ordinary...except for more fights and crimes, but I know for a fact that that's normal. It's a plan. I'm still letting them gather info."

I sighed in relief.

"Well, now that we know that, what now?" I asked.

"Well, first off, I'll make another clone, and let him keep a close eye on Aki and Calliope. Just gonna let him go low profile though. Somehow, people can feel stalkers watching from afar."

I nodded.

"2nd...don't tell this to the others just yet."

I nodded.

"Can I tell Calli though?" I asked.

"Just Calli. Make sure her mouth is sealed. Right now, only you, Sora, and Calli are clear to know. You and young Calli took care of this before, but young Sora somehow got involved, so just keep it in for now. You'll meet soon enough."

I nodded.

"So...was that all?"

He nodded.

"Oh, one more thing." He said as he stood up and made a portal.

He looked at us with a smug look.

"You're so lovey-dovey." He said as he entered the portal.

"CHOTTO-ugh!" I groaned.

Sora giggled.

"Well, I guess that's good now, right?" Sora asked.

I nodded.

"I just hope nothing goes out of proportion..."

Wait a minute, if Aki and Calli stay here...WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO HIS UNIVERSE?! PLEASE TELL ME HE HAS SOME SORT OF WAY TO GO BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN UNIVERSES!

"Well...if Yamada-senpai says so, it's okay, right?" Sora asked.

She held my left hand, and I thought about it.

"I guess...I just hope Aki won't do anything stupid."

I may be a dipshit, but I'm not a dumb shit. I just hope he won't go insane yet.

We went back outside, and we went to the cinema in the mall to watch some horror movies. We watched 'One Missed Call (Chakushin Ari)', and for the most part, I did get kinda startled at some parts and giggled. Sora was mostly chill for some, but did get kinda scared. I noticed because everytime I asked her after a jumpscare, she'll kinda stay silent for a bit, then answer me.

We went out of the cinema, and I stretched.

"That was fun!" I said.

"Even though I already watched the movie, it still scares me." Sora giggled.

"Well, I guess we still got more time. Wanna have a bit of a snack before we go have lunch in my house?"

She nodded.

We went and got ourselves some potato fries, and sat at a bench real quick.

Instead of doing the usual lovey-dovey stuff, we just fed ourselves. Not cause it's cringy, or anything, it's our habit ever since we became friends 2 years ago. We're clingy, but we don't do that...weirdly.

"Say, Yamada. Do you like Calli-chan?"

I was about to spit my potato fries, like yesterday, but I held it in.

"Y-Yeah. As a kouhai. As a love interest? I'll see about that."

"Do you love the others too?"

I nodded.

"I love everybody. The 0th - 5th gen? Yes. The others? Platonically." I said as I ate more potato fries.

"Sou ka...Ne, can you promise me something?"

"Hmm?"

"If you get married, and you get your 1st wife, can it be me?"

I then giggled a bit.

"Of course, you baka. Why would I mess up the order? You were my 1st love. Of course I'd marry you first. Otherwise, it makes no sense."

Her face lit up.

"Arigatou!"

I giggled, and we ate more.

We drove back to my house, and we were met with my parents and siblings.

"Okaeri! (Okaerinnasai!)" My parents and siblings said.

"We're back!"

"Yamada, do you think Sora is okay with eggplant for lunch?" My mom asked.

"Oh? We're having ginisang talong (sauted eggplant) for lunch?"

She nodded.

I looked at Sora.

"Well?"

"I'm fine with eggplant."

"Well, you heard it from the girl, mom. She's fine with her vegetables/fruits."

Me and my parents giggled, but my little siblings and Sora didn't get the joke.

"Nani?"

I cleared my throat.

"Anyway, let's eat!"

"Yes, let's!"

"If you don't balance your diet though, you'll get fat." I smugged.

"Mou! I'm not fat, okay? I just don't exercise that much before!"

I giggled.

"Anyway, let's prepare the dishes."

We prepared the dishes, and utensils.

We sat down at the table, and put our hands together.

"Itadakimasu!"

We started eating.

"Mmm! I missed your cookings, mom, dad!" Sora said.

My dad giggled.

"We've been wanting to hear from you if you think our food has gotten tastier. So? What do you think about it?"

"It's more tasty now!" Sora said.

My dad laughed.

"Yuna, you heard it. Sora likes our cooking even more! Told you it was worth it!"

"I'm glad you liked it, Sora!" My mom giggled.

"Can you please teach me how to cook this for dinner? I wanna let you all taste my cooking of this!"

"Nn. Yamada, please guide Sora as she comes here, okay?"

I nodded.

We finished lunch.

"Gochisosamadeshita."

We stood up.

"Let me help with the dishes!" Sora said.

"You don't need to." I said.

"We'll take care of everything from here." My mom said.

"Hmm? But I want to help for even a little bit..." Sora said.

"Hmm...how about this? You take my position in washing the dishes, and I'll throw the trash." I said.

She nodded.

I got a trash bag, and went up to the rooms to throw the trash. When it was my room's turn, I inhaled a bit, then exhaled.

"...Welp, let's see how much tissues I wasted."

I then threw it inside the trash bag, and was surprised.

"Ooh, I actually didn't fap as much now."

Welp, the 1 week thing is coming into play very nicely, though....after seeing the tissues, it urged me to fap. I'm currently having an erection thinking of fapping again.

I groaned a bit.

"If you wanna break your fapping streak. Sure, but don't do it too much." Yamada-sensei said.

I sighed in relief.

"Well, I guess I can fap today." I giggled.

Who's boobs should I be fapping to? Aloe's, I guess.

I went down, and I got other trash into the trash bags, and I put it outside.

I slapped my hands together.

"Trash gone."

I'm also guessing they're done with the dishes.

I went inside, and I was correct. They're done.

"So...what do you wanna do next, Sora?"

"Well, I do have an upcoming stream on 1:00 PM, so I'm gonna go home now." 

"Ah, now that you mention it, I'll also do a Joji singing stream. Lemme take you home."

Postpone fapping to your kouhai's boobs, Yamada.

"No 2x, it's okay. I'll just ride a taxi back home."

"Really? I mean, I have time."

"Nope. Let's focus on our work." Sora giggled.

I sighed.

"Welp, I guess I'll just escort her out, dad, mom."

"Well, sometimes you do gotta follow the girl's orders, besides..."

He gave a thumbs up.

"It just means you have more free time."

"THAT'S LOWKEY HARSH, BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I AGREE WITH YOU."

"Just escort me outside." Sora giggled.

I nodded.

We both went outside, and I waited for a taxi along with her.

I waved bye to her as she went inside the taxi. As the white cab took her away, I then went back inside the house.

"So, I guess that's that. I'm gonna do my stream too, dad, mom."

I went upstairs.

"Hai! We'll keep our volume down!"

I turned my computer on, and set up OBS in advance.

"Hmm...how to kill time...?"

I'll play some Jstris.

I then played Tetris for a bit, only singleplayer, and after it was 1 minute before the stream, I stopped.

"Ohayou, madoshis! The Mage of Hololive, Shirazaki Yamada, is here!"

I clapped 3 times.

"You all saw it in the title. I'm gonna sing all of Joji's songs. In Tongues, and BALLADS 1. Let's get it!"

I started singing all the songs. I kinda copied the way Joji sings and mixed it with my style of singing.

When it came to "Can't Get Over You", I went wild though. When it came to the 2nd chorus, I jumped around, and did some crazy movements. I didn't even sing anymore. I shouted.

"I CAN'T GET OVER YOU! CAN'T GET OVER YOU! AND BEFORE I DIE I PRAY THAT-"

I went back to my seat.

"I could be the one.~ That I could be the one.~"

After singing that song, I saw the chat.

"Bruh, he went fucking wild for a bit."

"Yo, did he just freak out a bit?"

"That was actually nice tbh LOL"

"LMAO"

"Bro, his energy is gonna replace mako reactors in FFVII."

I giggled.

"Sorry, I got a bit carried away. Peggy and MC Ride almost took my fucking soul to crazytown." I laughed.

"Okay...Let's keep on singing more songs!"

I continued singing more songs, and the last song I sang was "Test Drive".

"Alright, madoshis! That's the end of my Joji singing stream. Are all of you excited to hear Nectar 4 days from now?!"

I checked the chat.

"NECTAR!!!"

"I'M HYPE AF FOR JOJI'S NEW ALBUM!"

"CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIS NEW MUSIC!"

"Bruh, I pre-ordered that shit already."

I giggled.

"Well, I hope you all are hype for it. I'm going to do a listen-along stream with you guys on September 25 in around 3:00 PM JST. It's not gonna be a member-only stream, so all of you can gladly listen to it with me. I promise I'll keep my inner fanboy feelings inside." I laughed.

"Anyway, bye madoshis!"

I then ended the stream.

I sighed in relief.

"Welp, I guess I'll do something at nighttime."

I guess I'll play Jstris with my madoshis.

"Yosh! I'll make the thumbnail right now, then fap!"

Sept 21, 2020 3:00 PM (Training)

"Minna! Can I have your attention, please?!" I shouted.

Everybody looked at me.

"I'm gonna attempt 'Telekinesis.'"

"Okay!" They all said.

Let's see...I'll lift the 0th gen first.

I closed my eyes, and I did what Yamada-sensei taught me.

First, know the location of the entity, then imagine some sort of adjustable stick that's stuck to them, and lift them up.

"Uwah!" Sora and AZKi said.

"Woah!" Miko said.

"O-Okay, this is weird." Suisei said.

"Wah!" Roboco said.

"Keep their balance at bay..."

I opened my eyes, and they were floating.

"Woah...it worked."

I did the same to the others. Some of them giggled, some of them were kinda scared, and some were pretty normal.

I start moving them around the room. It's kinda fun, actually. I can now do "Telekinesis".

I started feeling weary, so I got them back to their original location, and deactivated the gift while activating Kanata's eyes.

"Well, it seems you have now mastered it, and in such a short time." Yamada-sensei said.

I nodded.

"Yo, that's cool!" Roberu said.

"That's kinda helpful for escape routes." Calli sweated.

"Huh, at least I didn't need to expend LF." Moona said.

"Thank god I was let down..." Noel shivered.

"Gomen, but thank you for your participation, everybody!"

They nodded.

Sept 21, 2020 7:00 PM

"Hello, madoshis! The mage of Hololive, Shirazaki Yamada, is here!" I clapped twice.

"Madoshis! Let's play a nice casual game of Tetris together in Jstris. I would do Tetris99, but then again, I do prefer PC." I giggled.

"Anyway, I'll put out the code, and I shall make a room that can fit 50 of us. That includes me, of course." I giggled.

I started making a room while censoring the screen, then I put the code out, but I also censored the code.

"Right, in 3..2..1..hup!"

I uncensored everything.

"Everything went from Japanese to English." I laughed like a gremlin.

A lot of madoshis joined.

"Alright, that's enough. You've already went over the limit." I giggled.

"Dewa, start!"

I then played against all my madoshis. I made sure that the top 10 would be kicked out for more players to come in. I played about 11 games. One of them was actually Suisei in disguise.

It was the 7th match, and there was this one player who was in par with me.

"Oh? Who's this fellow?"

At this point, it was just me and her.

I was going a bit faster, then I saw the chat.

"Yo, Suisei's streaming Jstris right now."

"Wait a minute, is that Suisei?!"

"Suisei is currently on par with another guy...YOOOO"

I widened my eyes.

"What?! This is Suisei?"

I then giggled sinisterly.

"Oh, just you wait, Suisei.~♥"

I then sped up even more, and finished her off in 6 seconds straight.

"PHEW! That was actually tough. I never knew Suisei improved that much." I giggled.

"Suisei, take that as a compliment. You've gotten way faster than before." I clapped 3 times.

"Anyway, madoshis! You did good. I actually found it fun!" I giggled.

"So, I hope you all enjoyed that. Give a round of applause to the madoshis that got the courage to participate in this casual game, especially Suisei, cause she improved. See you all next time, madoshis!"

I prepared to end the stream.

"Ochinchin wa doko da? OCHINCHIN WA DOKO DA?! NYAY!"

I then ended the stream.

I realized that Masato and Yua are in the next room.

"...Hopefully they won't think I'm gay..."

I started shivering.

"W-Well, anyway, I guess that does it for this day." I giggled nervously.

I switched to Twitter and checked some updates. I also went ego-surfing, and checked some clips reactions to my music, and some reviews to my EP and singles currently. A lot of people criticized my music, so I gladly took it to heart as to what I could do to improve. I also checked Calli's criticisms, to see what people actually think about her EP. It did make me a bit angry seeing some things like "Dead Beats was redundant, and was just for the sake of filling in a slot in her EP" or "Meh, her songs were okay" but then again, we have to take these criticisms in heart.

One of the criticisms I got that made me laugh was "This guy is unique, but then I heard 'A Part Of Hololive' then I thought 'This guy be copying Logic tbh'".

I will admit, now that I think back to it, the flow is similar to Logic, but then again, that's troll right there. There are a lot of rappers with this kind of flow. 

Another one I got was that "I'm Antisocial" was quite surface-level. Gotta admit, the message was straightforward, but then again, that was my purpose. I'll keep that in mind though when I try to do something like that again.

After ego surfing, I went to sleep around 10:00 PM.

"Oyasumi." I said to nobody.

Yamada's Dream~

I was fucking a woman, but not just any woman...

I choked her neck.

"Ah!~♥ More, honey!~♥ Mommy loves you!~♥"

...IT WAS MY OWN FUCKING MOM?!

I kissed her neck, and she moaned more.

"Oh, you're so good, mom..!" I said.

I slowly kissed up to her collarbone.

"Ah!~♥ Grab my tits, Yamada!~♥"

I pinched her nipples and she moaned more.

"Oh, you like that, you bitch?"

"Yes!~♥ I'm your bitch, Yamada!~♥"

I thrust faster and deeper into her, but then I heard the door opening after about 12 seconds.

I looked at the door, and saw Masato and Yua.

They blushed.

"Y-Yamada-oniichan?!"

I retracted my dick and put my hands in the air.

"M-Masato! Yua! It's not what it looks like!"

"Masato! Yua! Get back in your rooms!" My mom said.

"W-W-W-What are you two doing?!" Masato and Yua asked.

"N-N-N-N-Nothing!"

I went and closed the door, and locked it again.

I sighed in relief.

"Anyway, should we continue, mom?"

She nodded.

I pounced on her, and inserted my dick into her.

"AAAH!~♥" She stuck her tongue out.

I kissed her, and started thrusting into her. I know this is wrong and I want to stop, but I can't stop moving for some reason.

Dream end~

Sept 22, 2020 6:10 AM

"Stop....stop....STOP!"

I panted heavily as I woke up.

I checked the time. I got about 8 hours of sleep and 10 minutes of sleep.

I sighed in relief.

"Thank god it was a dream."

I thought back to the dream, and instantly got depressed.

"*sob* That wasn't a dream...it was a fucking nightmare." I sobbed again.

How could you dream of fucking your mom, you dick?!