Sept 17, 2020 6:20 AM

I woke up to my alarm. It was Aqua's BGM.

"Welp, that worked a treat."

Why did I make Aqua's BGM my alarm? Now I'm gonna repeat that in my head, and I'll become a dum2x. Yet again, I was a dum2x my whole life anyway. I just get good grades, but that doesn't mean I'm not prone to doing dumb shit. This is one of those dumb moments.

I got my lenses, and I stood up.

I went downstairs, made coffee, and cooked myself breakfast. 2 fried eggs, leftovers from the fried rice, and an apple.

I checked youtube real quick. The last time I got a 100k sub celebration, it took a week.

"695k subs..."

Wow, it's another week this time.

Well, I'm gonna have to do another celebration. What could be a nice 700k sub celebration idea...

I snapped my fingers.

"Got it. I'll rap very fast songs until I reach 700k subs."

RIP Lungs. I'll especially rap K.A.A.N's songs.

For those that don't know, just listen to his songs. He's a motherfucking alien for having those lungs. Here's a link to one of his songs. He's also quite underrated.

https://youtu.be/I6Nwe9vf088

I then thought of Slim Shady and Eminem, and I got this thought.

"Hmm..."

My past problems are basically my past experiences. Eminem usually raps about sad stuff like his daughter, Hailie, but Slim Shady is where he gives no fucks, is happy all the time, and disses people.

If that's the case, I could make a persona of my own. Besides, Haato has her other persona called "Haachama".

My personality right now is a happy mage, one that does vulgar actions, gives middle fingers to antis, but most of all, just likes to be in Hololive, and will do a lot to be one of the greatest, and most memorable content creators. My alt persona is gonna be a depressed me in my high school days, he's negative all the time, loves to stay in his room, and is antisocial.

"Though...what could be a good name for him?"

Let's see...first, let's analyze other artists' personas.

Slim Shady means "thin dark" in more literal terms. Eminem is a bit more serious, and raps his heart out. Slim Shady is one of those brats that just loves to do what he wants, and disses whoever he wants.

Kendrick Lamar has a persona called "K Dot". I remember searching the meaning behind the name. One of them was that he wanted an alter persona. Another name to call himself. Kendrick is a good boy, but K Dot is a gangster, in simple terms.

"Well, I could always resort to altering my name completely for the persona..."

Shirazaki (Shirasaki) = white cape
Kurozaki (Kurosaki) = black cape

"Black can represent darkness..."

What can be my first name though...?

"I could do 'Yada' to make 'Kurosaki Yada', but that kinda sounds awkward..."

I then thought another name.

"Hmm...my alt persona could be called 'Locust.'"

Cause locusts eat rice, and "Yamada" means "mountain rice paddy". Rice paddies contain rice, and, since locusts eat rice, the rice slowly gets eaten. That could be symbolic for my character rotting away, forming a whole other persona.

"Though, naming myself after a harmless insect sounds kinda..."

Either lame, or stupid.

"Well, I'll keep the 'Kurosaki' in mind."

I need to think up a name quickly though.

I giggled.

"When it doubt, write 3 pages worth of words from your thoughts."

I finished breakfast, washed the dishes, and brushed my teeth.

As I was brushing my teeth, I saw my parents come downstairs.

"Ohayou, mom, dad." I said.

"Ohayou, Yamada." They said.

My mom sat at the table, and my dad prepared coffee.

"You have a stream this morning?" My dad asked as he yawned.

"Yup. I got an emergency stream right now. I'm about to reach 700k subs." I said.

"Eh?!" My mom and dad said.

They're wide awake now.

I spat the toothpaste out, and giggled.

"Yup. It's been about a month, but I think above 2 months in total, I'll reach 1 million subs." I said as I got water in my mouth from the faucet, and spat it out.

"Sugoi..." My mom said.

I giggled.

"Nah, not really."

"Eh? Even though you reached a month, and got that many subs, you're not amazed by it?" My mom asked.

"No. It's not that I'm not amazed by it. Matter of fact, I'm quite surprised, but what I'm saying is...you know Gura?"

"What about her?" My dad asked.

"Yeah. She reached 300k subs currently."

"When did she debut?" 

"September 13."

"NAN-"

My mom and dad covered their mouths, for fear of waking up Masato and Yua.

"Gura reached 300k subs that fast?!" My mom asked.

"Yeah. It's hard to believe that, but I can see why." I said.

Huge meme material. Funny. Dum2x, so a lot of people love her for it, and she's quite a talented girl. Not gonna lie, she's actually very good at doing what she does.

"At least somebody can take the throne." I said.

"Hmm, what if you two get 1 million together?" My dad asked.

"That'd be nice, though, at this rate, I think I'll hit it first before her, but that's just an estimation, judging from my flow. I'm getting 100k subs per week. If that keeps on going, I'll reach 1M subs in 3 weeks."

Though, I shouldn't underestimate Gura. She just might actually beat me to it. I don't care though, matter of fact, I'd like to see her surpass me. LET THE SHAK REIGN SUPREME!

"Well, hopefully you'll do good on your streams!" My mom said.

"Say, I think you do specials, right? What're you gonna do for this special of yours?" My dad asked.

"One word. K.A.A.N."

My dad laughed silently. He didn't want to wake Masato and Yua up yet.

"Sou ka...welp, you can do it."

I nodded.

I took a shower, and after taking a shower, I put on boxers, and I set up OBS quickly.

I looked for a thumbnail where I'm either lying down depressed, or ran out of air. I then made the thumbnail, and said that I'm streaming on 7:10, since I don't wanna delay the stream.

While waiting, I kept thinking of names for my alt persona.

"Let's see...'Kurosaki', 'Locust'...."

Maybe I could come up with another name entirely, at the same time, related to me.

That's when I thought up of my past name.

"...Alex..."

I start shaking a bit, and my head hurts a little.

"Hmm...if I make that my alt persona, and I hear it, and know that it's referring to me, I might fuck myself over, so...maybe something else."

I thought up of more names, but once the stream started, I postponed it.

"Ohayou, madoshis! The Mage of Hololive, Shirazaki Yamada, is here!" I clapped very fast.

"Today, I'm going to kill my lungs." I laughed.

"I'll be rapping very fast rap songs for this special. It's not gonna be a normal stream. I'm gonna challenge myself."

I breathed in through my teeth, and exhaled.

"I hope my lung survive this." I giggled.

"I mean, I trained my lungs, so maybe. Just maybe."

I clapped twice.

"Let's start with a warm-up. Let's do Joyner Lucas's remix of Bank Account. Whoo! Oh, before I actually start, I'll sincerely, and I mean...SINCERELY, from the bottom of my heart, apologize in advance if I ever say the n-word. I really don't mean to do it, cause although I know the lyrics, and alter the n-word with 'brother', it doesn't change the fact that I might slip it in if I somehow not think of the 'brother' word, so please, if you bash, it's understandable, just know that if I say it, it's accidental. I may have practiced this for years, but I'm not a god, so I might slip in a few without realizing it." I said in English.

I rapped the following songs:

Bank Account (Remix) - Joyner Lucas
Rigamortis - Kendrick Lamar (I swear, even though I know how to rap through the whole song, the instrumental throws me off sometimes, I almost actually went off-beat, then I remembered how to actually rap it)
Look At Me Now - Chris Brown ft. Lil Wayne, Busta Rhymes
Paid My Dues - NF
Off Deez - JID ft. J. Cole 
Rap God - Eminem
K.A.A.N - Rap God (Remix)
K.A.A.N - Breathe 
100 Miles and Running - Logic
Suge (Remix) - Joyner Lucas & Tory Lanez (I didn't rap everything in Tory's verse. I just rapped what I knew and scatted the rest)
Mask Off (Remix) - Joyner Lucas
Godzilla - Eminem

"WHOO! I DID IT!" I laughed happily.

"Jesus, I knew I was used to doing very long and fast verses, but that really took a lot of air. Doesn't mean I'm not totally out of breathe though. I still can rap a few more songs, but we have already reached 1 hour, so sadly, that is all for this 700k subs special."

"Jeez, I'm just 300k subs away from 1 million. I can't believe I have grown this much from 20k subs. You guys are fucking amazing. Without you guys, I don't think I would've reached this far. We're just 300k subs away from reaching a big milestone. I seriously can't express how grateful I am to reach this far. I'm gonna have to do something special for 1 million." I said in English and giggled.

I prepared to exit. This is where I'll kinda introduce my alt persona. I haven't come up with a name, but I'll do some lines.

"Bye, madoshis! I FUCKING LOVE YOU ALL! I'LL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO OUR FUTURE EVENTS!" I said.

I then "ended the stream."

I sighed, and started speaking in English.

"Finally, the stream is done...now nobody can see the fucking pain that I carry on my shoulders every fucking time...fuck society. I just wanna be alone, lying on my bed..."

I then ended the stream.

I then went on twitter, and then tweeted: "Pain..."

"Now starts the 'alt persona arc.'" I said.

I then quickly thought of an alt name.

After 5 minutes, I then thought of "K. Y".

"Hmm...it could work."

I then heard foosteps coming into my room.

"Yamada? What is this post you put on twitter?" My mom said.

My mom showed it.

My dad then came from behind.

"Well...are you suffering depression now, my boy? You can talk to us, you know?" My dad said.

I giggled.

"No worries. I'm not depressed. I'm starting a so-called 'alt persona arc.'"

My mom and dad sighed in relief.

"Thank god. Though, why are you making an alternate persona?" My mom asked.

"I thought about Haato's alternate persona 'Haachama', and then I thought I could try making an alternate persona for my upcoming songs."

"Huh, that's kinda neat!" My dad laughed.

"Well, did you come up with a name now?" My mom asked.

I nodded.

"K. Y."

"Why did you call yourself that?" My mom sweat dropped.

"Well...it's a bit dark. I killed people before, and my first name starts with a 'Y.'"

More like I just wanna portray from the name that I'm a cold motherfucker.

My mom then frowned.

"Yamada, are you sure about that?"

I nodded.

"I won't get any PTSD or something. It's fine."

"Well, Yamada, I bought some banana earlier. How about you eat some?" My dad asked.

"Sure."

I went downstairs with my phone, and I checked my Discord. I remember I got some notifications, but I put myself to "Do Not Disturb" mode during the stream, so I put myself in "Idle", and I checked the notifs.

Masato and Yua were watching TV, my mom was sitting at the dining table, and my dad was cooking.

"Huh, a date with the 2nd gen?" I mumbled.

I got 5 notifications from the 2nd gen girls.

I sweat dropped.

"Though, they didn't have to send a message to me each. They just needed one to message me."

I checked the message, and I sweat dropped even more.

Choco: Let's go on a date with the 2nd gen, Yamada~♥
Subaru: Let's go on a date!
Shion: Oi, you're coming with us to the mall!
Ayame: Yo dayo! Daaaaate!
Aqua: Let's date!

"Hmm, unique." I giggled a bit.

I stood up.

I replied to Choco, "Sure, tell the others to meet up on 9:00 AM in the park."

I then stood up, and went upstairs.

"I'm going on a date, Dad, Mom, I'll be home around 11 AM." I said.

"Oh? That's my boy! Go ahead and give them affection points!" My dad laughed.

"You better not go to a hotel without rubber." My mom said.

"Rubber?" Masato and Yua asked.

"Mom! (Yuna!)" Me and my dad said.

"My mom basically said that I shouldn't take the girls to a hotel without rubber bands. You know dampa, right, Masato, Yua?" I asked

"Ah, that!" They said.

"Hey, let's do that, Yua!" Masato said.

She nodded.

Dampa = a Filipino game involving rubber bands that are tied together to be moved by air from your hands by slamming the ground. The objective is to get the rubber bands to a certain line. There are still some more rules and stuff to this, so it's better to search it online, since me is dum2x.

"Yeah, I'll be sure to bring some rubber bands, mom." I said.

Translation: "I'll literally bring a few condoms in case some of them decide to do public play."

I then went upstairs, put everything in my sling bag, my pocket knife in my shoe, and a few condoms in my sling bag, who knows? And I went downstairs.

"Ittekimasu!" I said.

"Itterashai!" They said.

I then went to the garage, got my car, and then I drove to the park.

I parked my car somewhere, and then I got out.

I waited by sitting on a bench, and playing some more BTD6, and after about 15 minutes, I saw the girls.

"Hey girls." I said as I put my phone in my pocket.

"You took a bit long to come here." I said.

"Well, Aqua was 'napping', so we had to wake her up. I felt kinda embarrassed flying over the city on a broomstick." Shion blushed, and held her face.

Aqua bumped her head.

"Teehee!"

I chopped her head with no force at all, but she still went "Itai!"

"First of all, I didn't even use force on that. Second, how did you even fall asleep from napping?"

"Well..."

I looked at her eyebags.

"You stayed up at night, didn't you?"

She looked away, and nodded.

I sighed.

"Well, hold still..."

I grabbed her shoulders, and the girls blushed a bit.

"W-Wait, what are you-" I cut off Aqua.

I started giving her a bit of my LF so that she can get "8 total hours of sleep".

She then felt energized.

"Did you do something to me?" Aqua asked.

I nodded.

"Feel energized?"

"Y-Yeah...arigatou."

"Well, girls. That happened."

I looked at the girls, and they pouted a bit.

"You all get jealous way too easily." I deadpanned.

"We can't help it." They said.

"Also, isn't that a bit hypocritical? What if we did something to another man?" Choco said.

"I'm pretty sure Aqua belongs to me, Choco. You're talking about an irrelevant topic without knowing it."

She pouted even more than the other girls and I giggled.

"Hai 2x, enough teasing. Let's go to my car."

"E-Eh?" They said.

"Wait, a car can fit like 5 people at maximum, and there are 6 of us!" Subaru said.

"How are we even gonna fit inside the car...?" Aqua asked.

"I'll shrink 4 of you."

"...Eh?"

They all looked at each other.

They then did rock, paper, scissors, and I sighed.

"Welp, do your business, girls. I'll just wait for a bit..." I sweat dropped.

After waiting for about a minute, Subaru cheered.

"Yatta! I get the front seat!"

The others looked depressed.

"Don't worry, girls. Being shrunk isn't that bad." I said.

"It's not that about being little..." The girls said.

"Huh? What is it then?"

The girls then slowly got angry, and turned to me, which made me jump a little.

"It's about who's able to sit beside you!"

I deadpanned.

"How direct, but at least they didn't beat around the bush."

I blushed a bit, and cleared my throat.

"I see..."

I smirked as I thought of something funny.

"Maybe you girls could do rock paper scissors once more when we leave. Maybe Subaru won't be the one who'll sit beside me when we go out."

Their eyes shined.

"HAI!"

I giggled.

"Anyway, enough chit-chatting outside. Let's chit-chat inside."

"Nn!"

Prior to entering the car, I shrunk everybody except Subaru.

We then went inside, and the girls started chatting with each other.

I did a short prayer to ensure our safety.

After I opened my eyes, they looked at me.

"Oh, don't mind me, I was just praying for our safety."

"I don't think it was you praying. It's more like we didn't expect you to actually be christian." Subaru said.

"It's not everyday you see a christian person." Aqua said.

"Well, you got to see a christian person, and that person happened to be me. Besides, I got a rosary hanging here."

We giggled.

"Where to?"

"The mall seems to be a very obvious choice. Let's pick something more fun, instead of the same thing over and over again." Ayame said.

"Arcade, girls?"

"HECK YEAH!"

"Arcade it is." I chuckled.

They talked a bit, but somehow, Subaru wasn't talking to them. 

I then noticed her hand was slowly moving to my hand, and I looked at the rearview mirror.

The girls were watching the gear shift. I knew what Subaru was doing. She wanted to hold my hand.

I then grabbed her hand, and put it on the gear shift, which ended up on her blushing.

I giggled.

"Well, you got what you wanted, you cute duck."

"A-Arigatou."

I kept on driving, and I hit a street light. Even though it was still green, a red car-kun somehow went fucking speeding in the street.

I grabbed the shift tight, resulting to Subaru's hand being clenched, and I pressed the brakes.

The girls in the back were sent a bit flying, but I used Wind Manipulation to send them back.

Good thing Subaru and me put on our seatbelt, so I didn't need to worry about us.

The car still continued speeding down the road, and I just looked at it go off into the distance.

"Yeesh, that was fucking sudden." I said.

Hope no one gets hurt or something.

"You girls okay?"

"Yup." Choco, Aqua, Shion, and Ayame said.

"Subaru?"

She looked like she was in pain.

"Your...hand..." She said.

I realized it, and let go.

"Gomen. Does it hurt a lot?"

"Not really. It was just a bit uncomfortable. I forgot that your strong." Subaru giggled nervously.

"Well, sorry, but that was quite sudden." I said.

"Who in their right mind anyway would do that?" Shion asked.

"I know, right? That guy was insane!" Choco said.

The girls started talking about it, and I looked up.

"Ah, fuck. It's red."

Welp, guess I'll turn the radio on.

Afterwards, I heard some news.

"Breaking news: A red Suzuki just crashed in Tokyo. We can see traffic being disrupted, and currently, an ambulance is on its way, cause there seems to be an injured family of 4."

We widened our eyes.

I clenched my fists.

"Y-Yamada?" Subaru asked.

I clearly have an angry face right now.

"What's quite interesting about this, is that there's no person in the car."

My ear perked, and I looked at the screen.

"There's no person inside?" I mumbled.

"How is that possible? Paranormal activity?" Ayame asked.

"There's no way ghosts can do that." The girls said.

I then thought of one guy...

"Mr. Fucking weeb." I mumbled in English.

"What did you say, Yamada?" Choco asked.

"Nothing." I giggled.

I was furious in the inside though. Whatever his "recruit" plan is, this looks nothing like it. It's almost like a "diversion" or "distraction" plan. It's just complex, really.

"Well...I guess we should continue, huh?"

They nodded.

We went to the arcade.

They were walking around, leaving me and Subaru.

"Yamada, where do you want to go?...Yamada?"

I was lost in my thoughts. I couldn't get over that incident.

I feel bad for the family, but that's not what I'm worried about. What I'm actually worried about is what Mr. Weeaboo might be planning. Is this a part of his 'recruits' plan? Goddamn, what could I do to prevent his plan?

Subaru waved her hands in front of me.

"Yamada? Are you listening?"

I snapped back into reality.

"Oh, hai?"

"What's wrong? Is it because of the family of 4?" 

I looked down.

"Kinda. It's more like uh...Mr. Weeaboo's plan."

She frowned.

She held my hand, and raised it.

"Look, whatever happens, you have us, right? You can always order us, not just for yourself, but for all of Hololive. Besides, you're our leader, I'm sure you can improvise or something, right?"

I smiled.

"I guess."

I patted her head, and she blushed.

"Thanks, Subaru, I needed that."

She smiled.

"Come on, let's go to the others!" 

She pulled my arm.

"Woah!"

We went to Ayame.

She was shooting hoops.

It's already been half a minute on the timer, but she only got 2 shots.

She cried a bit.

"What's wrong?" I smiled.

She's kinda cute with that face.

She looked at me, and pointed at the timer.

"Hai 2x, lemme help you a bit. Hup!"

I shot a ball in.

I got another ball, and shot it in.

"Woah...sugoi."

"There we go, you got 5. Shoot along with me."

She nodded.

"I'll just go get look at the others, Yamada." Subaru said.

"Hai."

Me and Ayame shot more balls. She got a total of 11 shots. I shot 7, and she shot 2.

She cried a bit.

"I only got 11..."

"Don't worry about that. Maybe basketball isn't for you. Still, to think you have this score is a bit pitiful." I teased her.

She pouted, and tried to punch me.

"Baka 3x! Just because you're good in basketball, and stuff..."

I patted her head, and she stopped crying.

"Gomen, you were kinda cute. Besides, just be happy you landed 4 shots."

She smiled.

"Hai."

We went to Subaru, and we looked for some machines to play on.

"Ooh!" Ayame ran to one of the racing car machines.

"Subaru! Let's play this!"

"You're on!"

Luckily, Ayame's height was enough for the pedals.

"I'll leave you 2 to your business, okay?" I asked.

"Hai!"

I then went around looking for the others.

Aqua and Shion were playing a fighting game against each other.

"Huh, Tekken 3, ey?"

It's been a while since I played that kind of game.

I then saw Choco. She was just...staring at a claw machine.

"Choco?"

She looked at me, and back to the claw machine.

"What's wrong?"

"I wanna get that panda..." She pointed.

"Then why don't you try it?"

She got out her tokens, and she only had 1 left.

"What happened to your other tokens?" I sweat dropped.

"I spent all of it on this claw machine."

She started crying.

"I guess I'm just bad at claw machines."

"That's not true. You probably just can't see the depth properly, or something. Here, lemme help you."

I got the token from her, and inserted it.

"Chotto, what if it can't land properly?"

"Do you think I'd do this without knowing how to get it?"

She then looked at me.

"I'll guide you, just press the buttons when I say so."

She nodded.

She then stood in front, and I moved to the side.

"So, first off, I'm sure you know already, press the forward arrow all the way."

She then did so.

"Alright, just slowly press the right arrow as it makes its way towards the panda."

She then pressed it, and as it got closer, she tapped it.

"Stop."

It was almost close.

"Tap a bit more."

She did so, and I said "Stop."

"Now, just tap it very fast. 'Lightning speed' fast."

She did so, and it was good.

"Now, just let the magic do its work."

She then let the claw drop, and the moment was here.

The claw got the panda's head...

"Please...." Choco said.

I observed the panda.

The claw then got the head, and Choco was extremely happy.

"Yatta!"

I giggled.

"You got it."

"No, we got it!"

"Huh? When did this become 'we?'"

"You helped me!"

"But I didn't ask for this."

She bent down, and got the panda.

"Still, thanks for helping me get the panda."

"No worries, let's get back to the others, huh?"

She nodded, and held my hand.

"Let's go."

"Huh, you wanna get a bit romantic. How cute." I giggled.

We walked towards the others while holding hands.

Ayame and Subaru were still at it, and Aqua and Shion were spectating them with us.

"C'mon...!" Ayame said.

"I'm gonna get first!"

They bumped into each other, and then back to the track.

"Interesting..." I mumbled.

However, in the end, Ayame got 2nd, and Subaru got 3rd.

"Wha-"

At the last second, a white car overtook them.

"This is what happens when you crash into each other deliberately, instead of just minding your own business, and trying to see who'll get first by speed alone." I deadpanned.

"But I chose the one with more acceleration!" Subaru said.

"And? There are a lot of curves, and only one long line in the track. Surely, you can somehow do a tactic where Ayame can fall behind by bumping into her during turns."

"THAT'S KINDA HARD!"

"Not if you know how to control it. This comes from a guy that loved to play car games in the arcade."

And also from playing a lot of Gran Turismo 2 in my childhood days. 

"Well, we both didn't get 1st place anyway." Ayame sighed.

"At least you 2 got fun." I chuckled.

"Well, where to next?" The girls asked.

I chuckled.

I signaled them to get closer.

"Let's go karaoke?"

They nodded.

"Quickly go through the portal!" I whispered.

I made a portal.

"Come on!"

They giggled, and followed me through the portal.

We then went through, and I closed the portal after Aqua went through last.

We then paid for a room, and we went in.

"Woah! This is comfy!" Ayame said.

Ayame then ran, and sat on the couch.

I giggled.

"You girls never been here?"

"I've been here before." Subaru said.

"I also went here in my high school days." Choco said.

"Well, less talking, more singing!" I said.

We started picking out songs, and we started singing.

It was my turn, and I sang Sparkle - iri.

Before the song, Shion asked a question.

"Ne, Yamada, was karaoke popular in your country?" 

"Nn. Almost anywhere in the Philippines has at least 1 Karaoke bar. Why?"

"Nothing, I was just wondering."

Interesting. Is it because of my mom that they wanna know more about the Philippines? Who knows?

I started singing the song.

Me and the girls continued singing songs, and just vibing, until my phone ringed.

I checked it, and sighed.

"11 AM, huh?"

I put my phone back.

"Well, girls, too bad, I gotta go back home now."

"It's okay!" They said.

"Are you still gonna karaoke?"

They nodded.

"You can go back home by yourselves? I mean..."

"Don't worry, we can protect ourselves." Aqua said.

"Your gift only gives intelligence." I deadpanned.

"S-Still, I can depend on the others."

"Are you girls sure you're gonna continue without me?"

They nodded.

"It's okay, we know that some parents can be a bit strict. Matter of fact, I think I'll do one more song and then go home." Aqua said.

"Well, if that's the case, I guess I can wait. I'll send you girls to the park at least."

They nodded.

"I'll be going to the bathroom for a while." I said.

I then went to the bathroom, and peed.

I guess I can think of a plan to go against Mr. Weeaboo.

Assuming we're gonna fight in this universe, a simple plan is that me and Mr. Weeaboo will fight alone, while the others fight his subordinates. Besides, they're getting strong too, so the ratio could be 1:3, which is not a lot, but fighting one person is already kinda hard, so 1:3 is impressive.

I then stopped peeing, washed my hands, and went back to the room.

The girls looked at me, and stood up.

"Let's go." I said.

We nodded.

We then went outside, and I made a portal.

We went inside the arcade, and made our way to the car.

As I got near, one of them pulled my shirt.

"Shrink them, please." Ayame giggled.

"Oh, you're the lucky girl." I chuckled.

The others got a bit depressed.

"Don't worry girls, what matters is that we had fun today."

"Well, it was fun today." They giggled.

I shrunk them, and we went inside the car.

"Girls, mind getting your heads down?"

They nodded.

I then reversed, and then a couple guys went out.

I sighed.

I stopped, and unlocked the doors.

"Girls, I know I shrinked 4 of you, but can you please take care of them? I feel a bit tired dealing with small fry." I said.

They nodded.

They got out of the car, and went into their fighting costume.

Ayame summoned a sword, activated her eyes, and did a breathing technique.

Aqua started doing telepathy, and activated her gift to see their weaknesses and gifts.

Choco got a whip out, and somehow a dagger too.

Shion got her wand out, and looked around to see if she can somehow manipulate other stuff.

Subaru got a ball, and juggled it in the air, while holding a baseball bat on her right hand.

As for me, I was just relaxing in the car, looking at my nails.

"Do it." I said.

They then took them out quickly. I could hear screams outside, and after 10 seconds of the enemies in agony, they went back in. Jeez, these girls don't hold back.

"Arigatou."

They giggled.

"No worries, we didn't break a sweat."

I looked at them. They really didn't.

"Huh, that didn't take a lot of LF. I'm impressed, really."

We giggled.

I started reversing, and I finally went out, avoiding their bodies.

While I was driving towards the park, I asked Aqua and Subaru a question.

"Say, Aqua, Subaru, why are you free? Don't you have dance practice?" 

"Well, we were able to have a break today. It was ordered by Yagoo. Said that we're getting better equipment into the building, so we can take a break currently." Aqua said.

I chuckled.

"Judging from that, must be a better sound system, and 3D stuff."

I then took them to the park, and they got out.

"Take care of yourselves, maybe some baddies might appear, just like earlier."

They nodded.

We waved bye, and I started driving.

I went to a car wash first, and after that, I went back home.

I parked the car in the garage, and I walked to the house.

I opened the door, and my mom instantly held my face.

"Yamada! Did you hear the news?! You weren't stuck in traffic, were you?!"

"No, mom. You're exaggerating." I blushed.

I took her hands off.

"We did almost crash into it though." 

"My boy, I'm glad you're safe." My dad said.

"Yamada-oniichan, did the onee-chans get to go home?" Yua asked.

I nodded.

"Well, is lunch ready?" I asked.

My dad shook his head.

"Huh? What were you cooking earlier?"

"Well, I did cook our lunch earlier, but right now, I'm making Ref cake, and macaroni."

"Ah...so that's why I see some graham crackers."

I then waited until my dad and mom were done with the graham crackers, and macaroni, and we ate.

"Itadakimasu!"

We then ate.

"Say, after lunch, can you get a small container for the buko salad, Yamada? We need more space to fit in the macaroni."

"Yeah 2x." I said as I ate garlic chicken.

I then was happy as I got a bite.

"Ne, Yamada-oniichan, what was the date like?" Yua asked.

"Hmm? Well, it was normal. We went to the arcade, and played a lot of games. After that, we went to karaoke, and sang for about an hour. We then encountered some bad guys, but the girls took care of them."

"Kakkoi!" They said.

"Huh?! Bad guys?! Are any of you hurt?!" My mom asked.

"Nope."

"But why did you let them take care of it, and not you?"

"I don't like to fight without a challenge. It's boring." I said.

My dad laughed.

"That's my boy!"

My mom sighed.

"Still, were they bothered?"

"Nope, they actually breezed through it." I giggled.

"Kakkoi!" Masato and Yua said.

"Oh? I expected no less of my future daughter-in-laws!" My dad laughed.

"I hope you treated them right." My mom said as she continued eating.

"Of course, mom. I wouldn't do anything bad to them."

Sept 17, 2020 2:00 PM

I made a gift for Gura, Kira, Roberu, and Temma.

Gura: Lapis Lazuli
Kira: Aventurine
Roberu: Orange Sapphire
Temma: Larimar

I breathed out.

"Time to go."

I made sure to bring my phone, in case I forgot what the room looked like.

I went to Gura's room first.

"Gura?"

I then froze in place.

She was just wearing a towel, meaning she just took a shower.

She blushed, and hid herself.

"I'm sorry! I didn't know you took a shower!"

I looked away.

"I-It's okay, but can you please not peek? I still need to put on some clothes."

"Yup. I promise I won't peek."

I was just waiting. I could feel her staring at me occasionally to ensure I wasn't peeking.

After a while, she said "Done!"

I then turned around.

She wore a blue shirt, and a short black short.

"So...what is it?"

I got a ring out.

"It's this."

"E-Engagement ring?! But we didn't even get to know each other yet-"

"It's not an engagement ring, it's just a normal ring."

"Oh. Phew!" Gura giggled and wiped her forehead.

"Hold out your hand?"

She did so, and I inserted the ring into her finger.

"This can help Bloop regenerate quicker, and use 1 LF less in summoning animals and your trident."

"Cool! Wait, why did you give me this though?"

"You reached 300k subs, so I gotta give you this."

"Ah, I see!"

"Well, it's been a short talk, Gura, but I gotta give the others a gift too. Bye!"

I made a portal.

"Bye, Yamada-senpai!"

We waved, and I made a portal to Kira's room.

"Ah, Yamada!"

"Hey."

I got a ring out.

"Here's a ring."

He then teased me.

"Oh? We're going to get married?~♥"

"Hell no, I'm heterosexual."

Kira then hugged me.

"But I have the appearance of a girl.~♥"

"But you have a dick, and also, don't hug me, please. It's kinda embarrassing." I blushed, and got him off.

He giggled.

"Anyway, what does the ring do?"

"Your weapons and seduction cost 1 LF less."

"Arigatou!"

He put the ring on.

"I wonder, why does it look a bit girly?"

"Because you're a trap."

"Well, I guess that makes sense." Kira giggled.

I looked at Discord, and tried to find Roberu's pic of his room.

"It was nice talking to you, Kira, but I gotta send some more gifts to the others." I put my phone in my pocket, and made a portal.

"Yup, bye Yamada!"

We waved at each other.

I went to Roberu's room, and closed the portal.

I activated Kanata's eyes.

"Hey, Roberu."

"Ey, my bro!"

We did a man hug.

"What's up?"

"I got this ring for you."

I got it out.

"Oh wow, we're getting married?" Roberu joked, and exaggerated his gestures.

"Yeah." I joked too.

We laughed.

"Jokes aside, this is actually for your LF. All your alcohol stuff will cost 1 LF less. Your talking will also cost 1 LF less."

"Thanks, bro!"

He patted my back.

"Well, anyway, it was short-lived, but I gotta give one more gift. See ya, Roberu!"

"Yup! Bye, Yamada!"

We waved at each other, and I went into Temma's room.

I closed the portal.

"Temma?"

He was napping, but then woke up, activated his gift, and went to attack me.

I quickly activated my claws and blocked his attack.

"TEMMA, IT'S ME!"

He then stopped, and knelt.

"Sorry, Yamada."

"Huh, even white knights have to do that, huh?" I sweat dropped.

He was wearing a white undershirt, and a black boxer short.

"So, what's up?"

I got a ring out.

"Here's a ring. Summoning excalibur will cost 1 LF less, and your sword will be about 1.5x faster."

"Huh, I see."

He put on the ring, and giggled.

"This looks very nice...."

"Well, I gotta go, Temma. I have some business to do, and stuff."

"Yeah, it's understandable. Thank you for the gift though."

I nodded.

I made a portal to my house.

"See ya later!" I said.

We waved at each other, and I made a portal to my room.

I then went in, and sighed in relief.

"Welp, that's done!" I stretched.

"I guess I could get rid of a few antis spreading shit around the internet. Who knows? I might send them to the hospital virtually." I giggled.

Sept 17, 2020 3:00 PM 

So, it was me vs Kiara and Moona...again...cause they requested it.

"Why should we rematch?" I sweat dropped.

"The match wasn't clear last time!" They both shouted.

The spectators were hiding behind their senseis, and the senseis sweat dropped.

"Well, okay." I activated my claws slowly, and got into position.

They also got into position, and activated their gifts.

"No vest this time!" They said.

"Hai." I sweat dropped more.

"Ready...go!"

I slowed time 1:3.

As I ran towards them, a meteorite was summoned exactly in front of them.

"Ah fuck, I'm gonna be stuck inside this meteoroid, aren't I?"

I dashed to the side, but I slowly felt like I was getting crushed, because the particles are slowly solidifying.

It was especially hard getting my right foot out, that I had to slow time to 1:5.

I got out though, and my first target was Kiara.

I deactivated my claws, and I summoned flex tape.

I then pounced on her, making her fall to the ground, but Moona then pounced on me, and wrapped her limbs around my body.

So did Kiara.

I deactivated Time Manipulation to save LF.

"You girls got new tactics, I see." I giggled.

"At least you're not cheating like last time." Moona chuckled.

I then saw a big shadow of something big. A meteoroid is coming like last time.

"Sorry, but I gotta cheat again." I said.

I summoned vests on them, and I used 'Strength Amplification' to get out, along with 'Swift Fox'.

I activated Kanata's eyes too, and I rolled out of the way.

However, as I got out of the meteoroid's way, they smirked.

"Huh?"

The meteoroid then suddenly changed path, and went flying towards me.

I then put a physical barrier on my arm, and used Strength Amplification to punch the boulder, which fucking hurts, not gonna lie.

As I destroyed it, Kiara came flying towards me with her sword, and I dodged, but I got a scratch to my cheek. Kiara and Moona removed the vests while the meteoroid went towards me.

Since I needed LF, I sucked a bit of Moona and Kiara's LF by tethering their LF to mine, and sucking 3 LF each.

They started to get weary, but so did I.

Moona floated, and Kiara charged towards me.

My main focus is Moona.

I used 'Lightning Speed' and charged towards her.

I then activated my claws, and tried to stab her stomach, but she floated quickly.

"So you can quickly move in the air, huh?" I shouted.

"Of course!"

I smirked. This is getting interesting, but that's just how fast she can move. 

I summoned a desert eagle, and I slowed time down while putting a UTF on me, and the gun, and the bullets.

I then shot her in the thighs, and sped time up again.

"GAGH!"

She fell, but as a last resort, she sent loads of pebbles towards me.

She then tried to sit back up, but I think she really can't help anymore.

As I'm falling, I'm also close to a sword to my body by Kiara, so I put a portal from the pebbles to Kiara, and Kiara got pebbles to her body, and face. I made sure to make it low enough so it doesn't hurt her eyes.

"Young Moona is down, which leaves Kiara left!" Yamada-sensei said.

He then tended to Moona, and helped her.

Kiara spat out blood, and we panted a lot.

I sucked a bit of her LF, and she then fell to her knees.

I then ran to her, and as I got closer, she dropped her sword and shield, and decided to charge at me with her fists.

As we got closer, I jumped, and kneed her forehead, which sent her going back a bit, and a bit of blood went to her forehead. 

Yeesh, I'm sure Calli and the others must've felt her pain.

I then submitted her by doing the Americana Armlock, and sucked 1 LF, which made her very weak.

She then tapped the ground.

"I won!" I shouted and released.

"Alright, the winner of this match is young Yamada!" Yamada-sensei said.

I then let go of Kiara, and fell back.

Yamada-sensei then healed her, and her body was in good condition.

I was then healed, and I felt energized.

I kipped up.

"Well, how's that, Kiara?" I asked.

"Finally, we got some fun."

I looked at Moona.

"You okay, Moona?"

"Are getting bullets to the thighs 'okay?'" 

"Well, at least you're fine now." I said.

"Still, gotta say, that was a fun fight." Moona smiled.

"There we go. Affection points balanced." Yamada-sensei said.

"Not quite." I said.

"Are you doubting your sensei?"

That made me internally raise an eyebrow.

"So, you two finally found a way to get out from that vest tactic I made." 

They nodded.

"It was easy. Even I thought of that!" Kiara smugged.

"Then why didn't Moona do that the first time, huh?" I deadpanned.

They jumped a bit.

"That's um...well...I didn't really think of...SH-SHUT UP!" Moona said and punched my arm.

"Ow! What's that for?!"

"Diam 4x!" She said as she kept punching my chest.

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND INDONESIAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"

"Though, the words are similar to Tagalog." Yamada-sensei said.

"'SALAMAT PAGI' IN TAGALOG MEANS 'THANK YOU STINGRAY!'"

"That looks fun! Let me join in too!" Kiara said.

She then punched my back.

"Halt die Klappe 3x!"

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND GERMAN EITHER!"

"Fight back. Don't be a bitch and take those punches." Yamada-sensei said.

"WHAT THE HELL?!"

I looked at the others, they were holding in their laughter. Some even laughed, but hid.

"SERIOUSLY?!"

It was a big fucking mess. Even when we took a shower, the boys kept joking about it.

Sept 18, 2020 1:00 PM

I went to the 3D studio, and I was met with only Tomoko.

"There you are, Yamada. Say, are you sure about this?"

I nodded.

"It'll be a fun idea."

"Well, that's not what I'm asking. I meant about the model. Are you sure?"

I nodded.

"Just switch the model to the normal clothing, and I'll be sitting down. You get it, right?"

She nodded.

"Well, without further ado, let's do it."

I then put on the equipment, and we started recording.

After recording, I then told her to transfer the file into a USB, and I went back home.

After going back home, I then transferred it into my PC, and I started to edit it in Adobe Premiere for about an hour or two.

This is the end result:

"Ohayou! My name is Shirazaki Yamada! The Mage of Hololive! Today, I'm gonna do something special! I'll be playing Emiily waaants toooooo playyyyyyy Vvvvvvvrrrrrrrrr-"

The video shows a black screen, and then a couple of clips of me screaming in horror, crying, and other clips of me in agony, but it glitches a lot.

Then afterwards, I put a VHS filter with a couple of glitches to give it more horror, and some ambience to add atmosphere. I also added a few creepy sounds and effects to help make the ambience more creepy.

"...What's the point of life?"

"...I don't even want to get along with anybody...I just wanna sleep..."

I looked at the camera, but as I looked at it, it glitched back and forth.

As I finally looked at the camera, the screen blacked out, and I sighed.

"...This is the life of K. Y....Oh, but remember, I'm called Yamada, so please call me that. Hihi."

And then end of the video.

I then uploaded it to Youtube, and after it was uploaded, I saw the comments.

"Huh, so that explains the depressing lines he did before."

"Haachama: Finally...a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!"

"This is actually a cool concept imo."

Sept 19, 2020 9:00 AM

I just ate breakfast, helped my mom and dad with the laundry, and took a shower, so I'm fresh right now.

I then was passed an image by Tomoko for two of my upcoming songs. "Anger Issues" and "Battlefield". So was the video for the songs.

I then went into Twitter and Reddit, and posted it.

"Two upcoming songs are gonna be streamed this evening on 8:00 AM JST!

Anger Issues:
*picture*
Battlefield:
*picture*

Get ready for K. Y.-I mean, Yamada to drop a song, yamadaphuckas!

The comments were like:

"Me and my wallet: Ah shit, here we go again."

"Gamers: Battlefield is the best!
  Me, an intellectual and a Yamada simp: Yeah...Battlefield is the best..."

"Damn, the K. Y. lore is now getting deeper. I like it."

"This guy be breezing and speeding through the industry faster than me running out of money from simping."

"Ayo, we got more singles incoming, but I don't have any money ;-;

SCREW IT! LET'S GOOOOOO!!!"

I giggled as I looked through the comments.

"Welp, I gotta continue work!"

I guess I'll also help my parents in some chores, and stuff. Cause why not? You got a tiger mom, and a dad that accepts almost anything. Why wouldn't you help them in that?

I then got called by my parents downstairs.

"Yamada! Come here for a bit!" My mom said.

"Coming!"

"Make sure to wear shorts and shirt though!"

Oh shit. Somebody's here.

I then wore a shirt and a short, and went downstairs.

"What is it?"

"There's a form here."

I then checked it.

"Japan's International Gifted Academy" was the form.

"Huh, so that's really the name, ey?" I sweat dropped.

"Apparently, there's an academy being built near Ishikawa, and there are subways being built especially for this academy. Have you seen some construction lately?" My dad asked.

Now that I think about,  I didn't see a lot of construction, but I have seen in some articles that all countries in the world are currently building academies, and new subways for the academy.

"Not really." I said.

"We have already filled ours. Just sign your part of the form." My mom said.

I nodded, and filled the form.

We then gave it to the guy.

"Arigatou-gozaimasu!" He said.

He then left in a car, and drove away.

"So that's how they get students now, huh?"

Not even online websites, or something?

"Well, some are presented with online application, I think we just happened to be one of the people that had to fill a form with paper." My dad crossed his arms.

"I see..."

I closed the door.

"Welp, I guess I can continue with my business now." I said.

I went upstairs, and thought that maybe I could try recording an RTA of Minecraft.

"I guess I'll record on 10:00 AM." I mumbled.

I went back down a bit.

"Mom, dad, I might eat around 12, or so. Can you save lunch for me?" I asked.

"Sure! But why though? Don't streams usually go around an hour or so?" My mom asked.

"They usually do, but I'm gonna speedrun Minecraft, so...yeah." I said.

"Eh? Are you sure you're gonna be alright?" 

I nodded.

"Dad?"

He nodded.

"Though, just ask us if we should deliver your food to your room, okay?" My dad said.

I nodded.

I then went back upstairs, and into my room.

I then made a thumbnail. The thumbnail was me vs the Ender Dragon. 

I then put on the community post.

"I decided that I'll do an RTA of Minecraft, please look forward to it！！！！

And yes, I'm a wannabe Dream/Technoblade."

As the time reached 10:00 AM, I then started recording Minecraft.

"Ohayou, minna! The Mage of Hololive, Shirazaki Yamada, is here! Today, I'm gonna do an RTA for Minecraft. A 1.16 speedrun."

I started making the world.

"So, without further ado, let's start in 3..2..1...GO!"

I started it, and once the world started, the timer also started.

"Ooh, this is nice, we spawn near a dessert! Right, let's get sticks."

I broke a lot of dead bushes, and I got a lot of sticks.

I then got 6 oak logs, and I made them into planks. 

I made a wooden pickaxe, got 3 pieces of stone, then I made a stone pickaxe and continued mining. I also found some coal while mining.

After getting 40 pieces of stone, I made a furnace, made stone tools, and went to find food.

I used my wooden pickaxe as fuel, then I used coal afterwards to cook it.

I continued wandering, and I found a ravine that had iron. I went down, mined iron, and smelted it. Prior to that, I got a few flints from digging gravel.

I made a bucket, got water, and I'm almost ready to go to the nether.

"First things first, get more food, but after I got what I need."

I need to be prepared.

I mined more iron and gold, and after that, I went out of the ravine.

I quickly made a bed, and I cut a couple more trees until I could sleep.

After sleeping, I then continued mining for iron, and maybe I can find some gold, which I did. I found 4 ores.

I then found some redstone, cause who knows? I might need it.

I kept wandering around to find more gold and iron.

I then made an iron helmet, chestplate, leggings, and golden boots, to complete my set.

"Alright, let's go!"

I then made an infinite water source, and I made a little structure to do the lava nether portal thingy.

I then did so, and fast, cause I practiced speedrunning before in some games, which included Minecraft.

I then lit it up.

"Alright. Let's get a golden apple, and go through. I wanna test my luck on the ender pearls. I heard it's very low to get a chance to get one, so I wanna see if I'm lucky enough."

I then crafted a golden apple, went through the portal, and I was met with a ghast in front of me.

"Oh shit."

I then deflected the ghast's fireball, threw it back at him, and he died.

"Welp, nice meeting ya."

I then found piglins, traded with them, and....

"I FUCKING WASTED IT!" I laughed.

I spent 6 gold ingots, but fuck it. All I got were fire charges, and a few other items.

"Welp, at least I tried. It seems I gotta farm!"

I went to the warped forest, and once the timer reached 1 hr 15 minutes, I got a a lot of ender pearls. About 16 of them.

"Alright, let's find a fortress. God, I hate trying to find a fortress! It's tedious!" I laughed.

I then found a fortress after 10 minutes of searching.

I then looked for a blaze mob spawner, while avoiding wither skeletons.

I found one, and I started farming. I got 9 of them.

"Alright, let's stop it now. I got more than needed."

I then went back to my portal, and I got out of the ravine.

I then crafted 16 eyes of ender, and I started searching for the fortress.

While going there, I made shears, and I sheared as much wool as I could, to get more beds. I also burned animals, and killed them for cooked food.

I threw out unnecessary stuff too, and after 3 eyes broke, the eye then finally went underground, and I mined underground.

I looked for the fortress, and I found it.

"Alright, I gotta prepare myself."

I then have 7 beds in total.

"Right, let's go!"

I then went inside, and I heard the door.

I rubbed my hands in nervousness, and giggled.

"This is it, madoshis. Approximately 1 hr and 40 minutes, and we're here. I'm sweating right now, despite having an AC." I laughed.

I went out, and I saw the ender dragon.

"Well, fuck, I just remembered I don't have a bow. Oh well, I got more beds than needed, so it's okay."

I then waited for the ender dragon to come nearby, and then I started using the beds.

As I was on my 3rd bed, he launched me.

"FUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

I prepared my water bucket, and as I got closer, I did the MLG tactic, and survived.

"Phew! LET'S GO!"

I then got 2 more beds.

"C'mon, 1 more bed....!"

The ender dragon died.

"YES! YES! YEEEEEEEEESSSSSS! I DID IT ON CAMERA! HAHAHAHA!"

I got out of my chair, and stretched.

"I defeated the ender dragon with beds alone." I laughed.

I sat back on my chair, and went into the portal, and clapped 3 times.

"I did it, madoshis! I may have not gotten the fastest time, but goddamn, I'm happy I finished it below 2 hours."

I held my face, and then rubbed my hair.

"We did it, madoshis. We defeated the ender dragon, and I am happy about my progress." I laughed.

"Anyway! Thank you for watching the RTA stream. Holy Jesus, I never knew there were a lot of people watching. I appreciate you all watching this RTA stream."

I prepared to end the stream.

"I'll see you guys next time! Byeeeeeee!"

I then "ended" the stream.

"....Fuck my life. That was unimpressive."

I then finally ended the stream.

I sighed in relief, and got up.

"Dad?! Is my lunch still there?!"

"Yes! It seems you're done streaming! Come eat now!"

"Hai!"

I then went downstairs, and got a spoon and fork.

I then started eating.

"That was a long stream. I heard you almost took 2 hours." My mom said.

"Well, anything for streaming, you know?"

"Still, I wonder, can you balance your school and your work?"

"Yes, mom. I'm sure I can." I said as I ate more.

"You're really hungry, aren't you?"

I nodded.

My lunch was garlic chicken, and some lettuce. There's also orange juice.

"Hmm, I wonder, will you be popular, my boy?" My dad asked.

"I don't know, and I don't care. I just wanna finish school, and officially be a full-time entertainer."

"Well, good luck with that. I mean, me and my dad were quite smart, but we struggled a lot to become artists." My mom said.

"Yeah, at least your idol expectations are normal. Ours is a bit....weird." I said.

"How weird?" 

"Don't ask." I sweat dropped.

Sept 19, 2020 8:00 PM

Anger Issues~

"Here we go boys!"

"Ooh, noice filter."

"We're about to get fire up on this beat!"

"🔥🔥🔥"

"HERE WE GO! THE LYRICS!"

"Oh shit, wait a minute..."

"Yo, this is straight up murder on the beat LMAO."

"Huh, snap necks, ey?"

"Oxygen, once again, left the group."

"ANGER ISSUES!"

"It's amazing how kind he is, and then he goes ham on this track."

"Damn, we got another NF in this group, except not, cuz this guy just straight up said he'll fuck up some asses."

"Okay, what? Hobby?"

"Oh damn, he actually beat people up, what's more is because he was dumped LOL."

"He be going Calli up in this bitch."

"Wait, what? Almost killed? Ho ly shit."

"o_O"

"Damn, what a bunch of racists. Just cause he's a half smh."

"Ah yes, pee noise."

"Gotta admit, despite all the hatred he puts in this, it's still fuckin' fire."

"DON'T YOU EVER COME NEAR ME, IF YOU DO THEN YOUR ASS GON' GET FUCKED!"

"ANGER ISSUES ANGER ISSUES!"

"Can we take a moment to realize that he's literally not breathing? Goddamn, those lungs are made of iron."

"Oh damn, this guy actually did fucking almost kill a person. Look, he choked him like B Rabbit."

"Ah yes, guidance. A place not everybody likes LMAO"

"Ah, so this is where he started to change."

"Let's take a moment to appreciate the fact that this guy used to be a literal delinquent, and is now one that is loved by many. Respect to this man."

"Damn, this is a good ass story, honestly."

"It's amazing how he can't stop the fighting, cuz he's accustomed to it."

"The thing that makes Yamada amazing is that, he tells us this story, but he has really changed a lot from being antisocial, to wanting to know more about people. If this doesn't touch your heart, I don't know what will."

"All in all, this is a bop. Can't wait for Battlefield 1."

"Gotta admit, the chorus is catchy imo."

"ANGER ISSUES ANGER ISSUES ANGER ISSUES!"

"Oh damn, that outro line hit hard."

Battlefield~

"This is actually giving me GOMD vibes."

"Okay, the instruments are nice, but it's way calmer than Anger Issues. Don't matter though. It's still gonna be a bop."

"Ooh, nice start."

"Wait, tf? Is he like JPEGMAFIA?"

"Wait, he actually went on a mission?! WOAH!"

"Bruh, no wonder this is called Battlefield. My man's been a badass in the military doing work."

"Huh, it's amazing how he wanted to do this cuz he wanted something to do in his life."

"That young of an age, and he was in war?"

"To think he had to save a family from a ransom at that young of an age is quite mind-boggling."

"Gotta admit, the beat compliments the lyrics. Quite suspense."

"My bro did more than just save a family tho. He saved us all."

"o_O? Killed?"

"Damn, 9 people? Fuck."

"This song though...K. Y. went through a lot."

"Wait a fucking minute, he would've died?! OH SHIT"

"This is a literal fucking battlefield. I can't believe he could do this while chilling."

"This is straight up Mission Impossible lol."

"Blue-eyed blondie, ey?"

"Damn, he met a chick when he saved them."

"For some reason, I think of Amelia when he did this LMAO"

"To think though that he survived, and stopped those guys, he's a fucking hero, boys."

"YO, THESE 2 TRACKS ARE FUCKING LIT!"

"🔥🔥🔥"

"🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥"

"🔥🔥🔥🔥"

"Hope you guys enjoyed it!♥ K. Y. out!" I chatted.

End of streams~

Sora's POV

I looked at Battlefield's lyrics. It really surprised me, that it made my jaw drop.

"...He never told me about this..."

To think that he would've died, but he survived, and he saved a family? That's very impressive!

I smiled.

"I'm interested to see what he's gonna release on his upcoming album?"

Though, I know it's gonna be depressing, but hey, that's his album's theme. Who am I to judge?

Sept 19, 2020 10:00 PM

Amelia's POV

After doing some streams and stuff, I then listened to Yamada's latest songs, and...

I widened my eyes.

The scene literally described my situation before.

"...Yamada-senpai?"

All this time...I had a crush on him?!