We met in front of the bathroom.

"Hey, girls." I said.

"Hey!"

"Well, let's go-"

Mel and Roboco immediately hooked onto me.

Some people looked at us.

"Why were there not a lot of people that looked at us that way when me, Fubuki, Aki, Marine, and Watame went on a date?"

Aloe pouted.

"Don't worry, Aloe. You'll get your turn." I sweat dropped.

We went to the food court, and we ordered our food.

We then sat down.

Yamada--Aloe

Roboco--Mel

Roboco and Mel pouted.

Aloe smugged, and laughed.

"I get the first-class seat!"

I giggled nervously.

"Well, let's dig in, girls."

We put our hands together.

"Itadakimasu!"

We ate.

"Yamada, how was your sleep though? Are you lacking a couple minutes?"

I looked up.

"Yeah. I think my internal sleep schedule is fucked. I'm gonna sleep early in the evening so that I can stream early in the morning, and then see my parents around the morning." I said as I ate a BBQ chicken.

"Oh, that reminds me..." I said as I looked at them.

"My dad and mom want to see all my girlfriends, which means they want to see you girls."

I'm not including Indonesia, and China, since they're not really my girlfriends. Just friends. Risu...yeah, she's just a bitch friend. Girlfriend? Dunno, but I don't think she gave any signs.

They blushed.

"I mean...we were originally wanting to meet them, but..." Roboco scratched her head

"They want to see us personally as well?!" Mel held her face.

"Oh god, it's Monday tomorrow, right?!" Aloe asked.

"Yup."

They blushed hard.

They were about to scream, but I instantly said "Don't" while activating "Voice of Order."

They then stopped.

"Well, you girls are better off though. All you need to do is just meet my mom and dad. As for me..." I sweat dropped, and looked up.

"What?" They asked.

Yamada's imagination start~

My mother crossed her arms, and looked down at me.

"So these are the girls you made as your girlfriends?"

"Y-Yes..."

"I accept Sora, and I accept the others as well, but..."

She pulled both my ears.

"MOM, IT HURTS!"

"YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD US YOU WOULD GET THEM AS GIRLFRIENDS!!! WHAT IF YOU HAD SEX, AND YOU GOT THEM PREGNANT BEFORE YOU EVEN GOT TO KNOW THEM?!"

My dad just looked in fear as my mom was dominating me.

Yamada's imagination end~

I started shaking.

"Yamada? You okay?" Roboco asked.

"Yamada, what's wrong?" Mel asked.

"Ne, Yamada-senpai. Are you okay? Do you need water?" Aloe asked.

"N-Nothing. Let's just continue eating." I giggled nervously.

"I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, MY IMAGINATION IS NOT EVEN A JOKE. AS SOON AS ME AND MOM GET SOME ALONE TIME, SHE'LL RIP MY FUCKING EARS OFF! AT WORST, SHE'LL PULL MY CHEEKS! I'D RATHER BE TRAUMATIZED BY A SLIPPER AGAIN THAN TO HAVE A FUCKING CHIPMUNK FACE!"

We continued eating, and we actually talked about my mom and dad.

"Well, you won't believe it, but my mom actually used to be lesbian." I giggled.

"Huh?" Their jaw dropped.

"Crazy, right? My mom is now a heterosexual, but before, she was interested in women."

If only that applied to Christina. I'm not complaining by the fact that I have these girls though. Matter of fact, it's nice. Besides, I have a lot of pussy to choose from.

"So? What was your mom like when your dad came in?"

"Well, my mom was in Japan. They met in 8th grade. At first, my mom wasn't interested at all, but the class would tease my mom and dad, since they looked good together, and because my mom actually said that she'd like to marry somebody from another country than somebody from the Philippines."

I wouldn't mind a Filipina actually, but after those incidents, it'd be a miracle that a Filipina actually stays with me.

"Hmm, so it's kinda like Noel-chan and Flare-chan." Mel giggled.

"Yeah. Later on, my mom and dad started hanging out, and events happened here and there. Blah 3x, and then they got married."

"Say...I'm sorry if this is gonna be a touchy subject, but..." Roboco said.

"Hmm? What is it?"

"Well...were they married when they got you?"

I looked down.

"Yeah. They were." 

I continued eating.

"I-I'm sorry if it was touchy." Roboco said.

"Nah, it's okay. It wasn't anything too bad." I smiled.

"Still, who'd think 2 gems would be your parents, right? I'd love to have a mother like her..." Aloe said.

"Oh, Aloe, please don't. You're better off not having a Filipina mom."

"Why?" They asked.

"Just don't. If you can withstand nagging, then you can say you'd like to have my mom as your mom."

They started shaking.

"Nagging?!"

"Don't worry. I assure you my mom has a good heart. It's just that when it comes to me, she keeps saying stuff like 'Yamada, cook rice, do this, do that.'"

They sighed in relief, and giggled.

"I see." They said.

We continued eating, and after eating, we actually did something NOT expected. I thought we were gonna go shopping, we actually went to an aquarium.

We looked at some fishes.

"Look, Yamada-senpai! It's a baby octopus!" 

"Hmm? Lemme see that."

I was close to Aloe.

We saw a baby octopus.

She giggled.

"It's very cute, right?"

I nodded.

"Cute, indeed." 

Aloe's POV

I peeked at him, and back at the baby octopus. There was the mama octopus near it.

"I wonder if my baby will be as cute as that...not in an octopus way, but if me and Yamada-senpai ever have intercourse, and then...I'll get pregnant and have his baby..." 

I started blushing very hard.

"KYAAAAH, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MY FUTURE CHILD!"

Yamada's POV

"Aloe? Aloe?"

I shook her a bit.

"U-Uh?"

"You spaced out."

"S-Sorry...hehe."

She held her face in happiness.

I read her thoughts.

"F-FUTURE CHILD?!"

Hmm...she's thinking way too many steps ahead of time. Girls, I guess?

We looked at other fishes. Me and Roboco saw a Lionfish. Me and Mel saw a Stonefish.

Once it reached 2:00 PM, we said our goodbyes.

"Bye, girls." I said.

"Bye, Yamada!"

They went into a taxi, and I went into an alleyway.

"Alleyway-kun, we meet again."

A place where some random shit happens, and also where portals are most likely to be put in.

I made a portal to my house, and I put the shoes in the genkan.

After that, I brushed my teeth, went to the waiting shed, got a cockroach, and fed Jeni. She's hungry af boi.

I then closed the enclosure.

I went back down, and washed my hands, and sighed.

"Well, I'll just have to accept my fate."

My dad's okay with it, but my mom...it's like a lion that I can't fight against. SHE'S MY MOM! YOU THINK I CAN HIT HER?! ONLY IF I DECIDE TO FIND ANOTHER FAMILY TO GET ADOPTED IN!

I got up.

"Hmm...what shall I stream today?"

I guess I'll go stream some Minecraft.

I'm gonna stream Minecraft on 3:00 PM, which means I will stream after training.

"Until then..."

I lied in bed again.

"I'm going back to sleep." I said as I prepared an alarm.

I then slept until...

Rushia: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I woke up.

I stopped the alarm. It's 2:50 PM.

"Damn, that was quick."

I quickly got up, and dressed up for training. I then set up OBS for Minecraft, and left my computer on.

I then went through the portal after it reached 3:00 PM, and we started training.

After the 1st part of training, me and Aqua looked at the others, learning more gifts, and actually, Kiara's learning a new technique. This could be a good opportunity to learn her eyes.

Kiara's POV

"So, sit down for a bit." Kiara-sensei said.

I nodded.

I sat down, and we faced each other.

"So, today, I'm gonna teach you how to forcefully turn into a pheonix."

"E-Eh? I can transform into one without needing to die?"

"Yup! But it's not easy. It took me 2 whole months until I could get the hang of it."

"I-I see..."

I'm guessing I might become uncontrollable?

Yamada then came over.

Yamada's POV

"Hey, Kiara-sensei and Kiara."

"Ah, you want to join in too?"

"No, I just wanted to learn some gifts. Aqua here might also benefit from it." I pointed to Aqua.

Aqua giggled.

"Well, it makes sense. Here, sit down near young Kiara."

"Nah....okay then." I said as I changed my mind.

I mean, I wanted to learn Kiara's eyes, so that I will revive as well without Rushia's help.

I sat down near Kiara, and Aqua sat down near Kiara-sensei.

Aqua pouted.

"*sigh* I don't have feelings for Kiara, Aqua. She's just my kouhai."

"That lowkey hurts." Kiara-sensei and Kiara said.

"Kiara, can you face me?" I asked.

"Hmm? Okay..."

I made a portal underneath my bag, and caught it.

I then got my phone.

"Look at the camera..."

I then took a photo of both of her eyes.

"Thank you."

I then looked at the phone.

"Just explain, Kiara-sensei. I can hear you."

I then started examining Kiara's eyes so that I can copy it.

Kiara's POV

"Anyway, while he's doing that, I shall teach you how to become a phoenix. Pay attention too, young Aqua."

Young Aqua nodded.

"So, first, young Kiara, close your eyes."

I nodded, and closed my eyes.

"Imagine what you look like in phoenix form."

I did so. I had the same color as the sun. Orange and yellow all over, but my eyes and beak can be clearly seen.

"Next, tether your body parts accordingly. Your arms are your wings. Your body is the body. Your mouth is your beak. Your hair is your hair. Your legs are your legs. Your tailbone is connected to your tail."

I did so. I imagined everything.

"Next, imagine what it's like being a phoenix. Your aura is very fiery. You make those sounds a phoenix makes. You are free to fly anywhere."

A phoenix. An immortal being. A bird. I'm very hot, literally. I attack by going in, and using my beak.

"And then...apply LF!"

I then did so, and...

Yamada's POV

Me, Aqua, and Kiara-sensei were blasted away.

I quickly activated my claw on my left hand, put down my phone, and looked at Kiara.

Aqua rolled, but got up after she stopped.

Kiara-sensei flipped backwards.

I widened my eyes.

"Kiara!"

She didn't listen, and flew around recklessly. I think she's out of control.

I activated "Carrot-tene."

"I expected that this would happen!" Kiara-sensei said.

Kiara-sensei turned into a phoenix, and knocked Kiara out, making her turn back to a human. 

I deactivated my gift.

Kiara-sensei then caught her.

She put her down.

"Kiara-" I was cut off.

Me and Aqua were cut off as Kiara-sensei stopped us.

"She's okay. That's normal when you forcefully transform into a phoenix."

I sighed in relief.

"It's okay, everyone! Just go back to your business!" Aqua shouted.

Everybody then slowly got back to their business.

"Well, she's gonna have to train more, I guess." Kiara-sensei giggled nervously.

"I'm glad she was able to transform into one though." I said.

It's just that she couldn't control herself.

"Well, she's gonna need some rest. When you transform into one like that, it does take quite a lot of LF." Kiara-sensei patted her head.

"I see..."

I sighed in relief and sat down.

"Well, what else are you gonna do?" Aqua asked.

"I'm gonna learn Kiara's eyes, and look at the others."

After 20 minutes of back and forth with Aqua to see if my eyes are correct, I finally mastered Kiara's eyes.

"Well, I think we can go to the others now." I said.

She nodded.

I learned more of Risu's tactics, and what do you know? We fought to apply those tactics.

Me and Risu readied stances.

"WHOO! GO RISU!" Moon and Iofi said.

"Get her, Yamada!" Shien shouted.

"C'mon, you're good at Jiu Jutsu, or whatever that martial art was called!" Roberu said.

Me and Risu then ran towards each other. We transformed to squirrels, and then humans again.

I was able to be on top, and...

We both blushed.

"Okay..." We both said.

If you don't know, our position was similar to missionary. Technically, my pelvis is right up her pelvis.

I then snapped out of it, and held her tight.

She then snapped out of it, and tried to get rid of me.

"Oh no, you can't, bitch." I said.

"Oh yeah? Try me, dick."

Everybody was wtf'd.

"Um...does this count as sex...?" Iofi asked.

"Nope." Yamada-sensei said.

"Huh? It doesn't?" Risu asked.

"Excuses, Risu. Me and young Yamada know your game."

Risu's POV

Damn it, I thought I could make Yamada feel a bit self-aware.

"Well, if that's the case..."

I transformed into a squirrel.

Yamada's POV

"What the-"

She then got behind me, and hugged me.

"Oh no, you don't."

I transformed into a squirrel, faced towards her, and then transformed back into a human.

I then hugged her, but she yelped for some reason.

"Kya-"

I fell on my back, but I hugged her with my arms and legs, so it's good.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"Y-Yamada..."

Huh? Not "dick"?

"...Your hand..."

I then noticed that my right hand was on her right side, but it only made me smug.

"Oh? So this is sensitive?"

"Y-Yes..."

I looked at Yamada-sensei, and we both giggled sinisterly.

"Say uncle." I said.

She blushed.

"NO!"

"If you don't say uncle, this will happen."

I moved my finger a bit, and she yelped a bit.

"C'mon, bitch, I have so much time in the world. Kekekeke."

"Yamada, that's so low of you." The girls said. Not the senseis though.

I was stabbed by an imaginary arrow to the heart.

My hands let go for a bit.

"YAMADA!" The boys shouted.

"Yabai, the girls're trying to help Risu! Damn you, girls!"

I pushed myself towards Risu, and hugged her tightly. This time, I won't let go anymore.

"Hoho, you can't escape, bitch."

She grunted.

She turned into a squirrel, and I turned into a squirrel.

I started chasing her around the room.

Some of them cheered us, some of them were wtf'd, and some actually made a few obstacle courses for us. One of them was Polka. Sasuga ringmaster.

In the end though, I caught her, cause I had more LF than she had.

She transformed into a human, and lied on her back.

I did a floor kabedon. A yukadon.

"Given up, bitch?"

She giggled.

"Yup. You're just too much of a dick. Can't you respect women?"

"I respect women. I don't respect bitches."

We giggled.

I then felt some sort of ominous aura behind me.

I slowly looked behind me.

"Welp, this is what happens to flirts, you know?" Risu giggled happily.

"I WASN'T FLIRTING!"

I stood up, and put my hands up.

"Girls, I was doing Jiu Jitsu."

"Yamada, you do know putting your pelvis against a woman means something, you know?!" Sora said.

"Sora-"

"You're hard, aren't you?" Choco asked.

"Um..."

Okay, I gotta admit, I am hard, but it's a normal reaction of boys.

"Risu-chan, did Yamada press his pelvis against you?" Korone asked.

Risu then held both her cheeks.

"Nyah, that was quite a big and hard rock you had, Yamada.~♥" Risu giggled.

The JP girls then got red eyes and sharp teeth.

"RISU, YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT!"

I faced the girls.

"She's lying, girls!"

They started hitting me with so much sentences, I can't fucking understand one.

Yamada-sensei's POV

I was silently laughing on the ground.

"You do know that's kinda harsh to your younger self, right?" The girls asked.

"I'm sorry..."

They have this love-hate relationship.

Young Yamada was trying to hold them back, but the girls kept saying shit to him.

Risu's POV

I giggled.

"It seems he's getting into more trouble..."

I like it. Serves you right, you dick of a mage. I like to see you being bullied instead of the girls for a change. Just to make things more fun.

"Is that really okay?" Iofi asked.

"I mean...he didn't really deserve that, did he?" Moona asked.

"Nope. He deserved it." I giggled.

"HOW HARSH!" They said.

"Though, I do like this side of him." I smiled.

I think he's gonna do something to me soon enough. What goes around, comes around, am I right?

Civia's POV

I recorded the whole thing.

"Um...is that okay, Civia?" Yogiri asked.

"Definitely."

It's kinda cute honestly. He's backing down from all the girls.

"Well, I guess this is what a harem protagonist deals with, I guess." Artia giggled nervously.

Yamada's POV

I kept getting sentences to my ears, and I had enough.

"IF YOU GIRLS WANT TO MEET MY PARENTS, THEN SHUT UP!"

They then went silent.

"...Meet your parents?"

"Yeah. My mom and dad want to see my girlfriends, which is you girls."

They then instantly became dogs.

They sat in seiza.

"Goshujin-sama.~♥"

"THEY INSTANTLY WENT TO SEIZA!"

I then smugged.

"Bow down to me if you want to meet them."

They then did so.

The other girls sweat dropped. And the sensei's held in their laughter, but the boys especially are laughing like hell.

"That's right." I said.

Timeskip~

I sighed as I sat back on my chair.

"Welp, that's taken care of. Time to stream."

I started the stream.

"Konnichiwa, madoshis! The Mage of Shirazaki Yamada, Hololive, is here!" I clapped twice.

"Today, I actually thought about this. Ever heard Suge? By Dababy? Yeah, we gon' make that. Another Yamada's Music Inc. project! WHOO! But before anything else, I need to get more quartz." I giggled.

"I don't wanna use anybody's quartz, so I shall go mine my own. Besides, I got some gold. Maybe I can get myself some ender pearls from trading with pigmen? Who knows? I just hope I don't encounter one of those frickin' hoglins though. I'll flip my table if that happens." I giggled.

I started mining quartz for 10 minutes while making sure I had gold boots. After that, I went back to the overworld.

"Alright, I didn't trade with some piglins, but that's okay. Ohayou, sekai. Good morning, world-well, technically, it's evening. Let's run quickly." I laughed.

I went to bed, typed "zzzzzz" and after it was morning, I then went to the area where I build my projects.

I started listening to Suge, but I made sure to mute it, in case this stream gets copyright striked. I also searched as to what blocks make what sounds. I know some, but not all.

"Alright...I think pumpkin might be good for this. Let's go steal-I mean, borrow pumpkin."

I then went to the farms, got as much pumpkin as I could, and then planted the seeds.

"Arigatou-gozaimasu, motherbrrckers."

I then started making Suge - Dababy.

It was kinda tedious. It was easy, but lining up the bass drum and the bass just to recreate an 808 just like when I made Lucid Dreams is what made it tedious.

Though, in the end, I liked the result. It did end up with the stream going over 1 hour, but it was okay.

I started rapping over it.

"Hah.~"
"Pack in the mail, it's gone.~"
"She like how I smell, cologne.~"
"I just signed a deal, I'm on.~"

"Yeah, yeah.~"
"I go where I want. I'm good.~"
"Play if you want, let's do it.~"
"I'm a young CEO, Suge.~"
"Yeah, yeah.~"

"The first brotha play, I'ma body a brotha (Ha).~"
"I just checked my balance.~"
"I'll probably pull up to your hood.~"
"And come buy me a brotha.~"

"You know that your ho told you that brotha crazy.~"
"Don't think that she lied to you, brotha.~"
"Get caught with your ho when I'm poppin' 'em both.~"
"Now they high just like Bobby and Whitney.~"

I giggled and let the rest of the instrumental play.

"Okay, let's stop it."

I destroyed the redstone up ahead, and the music stopped.

"You guys get the point. Though, I'll admit, I'm very proud of this."

I started thinking of Joyner Lucas's remix of this.

"I wish I knew the full lyrics to Joyner Lucas's remix to this. I know Dababy's lyrics, and I know Joyner's verse, but Tory Lanez? Nah, I don't know all the lyrics to his part of the remix."

"Well, we actually got a lot done. We have reached 1 hour and 10 minutes in the stream. That was the stream. In the next, I either might do Hardcore Minecraft, or I will do a regular Minecraft episode where I shall do projects for Yamada's Music Inc., or I'll do some wannabe dream training." I laughed.

"Anyway, that's all for today. I'll see you all in the next streams! Bye madoshis!"

I then ended the stream.

After that, I started making another song for the album. I finished after 18 minutes. 10 minutes making the beat, and 8 minutes writing.

Title: Stuck With This Life

Verse 1:
"See, I can't get no peace. Always fighting these mother-~"
"-fuckers tryna' mess with me. 1 man vs 17-~"
"-members of a gang. Fighting with all of my strength. Then I'd-~"
"Go back home with bruises, and I'd say lots of excuses.~"

"But in the end, they know what happened. Worried 'bout my constitution.~"
"Worried 'bout my classes. Worried if I'll be abusive.~"
"And they are right. Cause I just might never have a life.~"
"I will never get a job, a girlfriend, and do suicide.~"

"Man, I'm very tired of fapping. I just wish I could be happy.~"
"I just wanna do my hobbies, and maybe gain some profit.~"
"Everyday, it's the same thing, They multiply, they don't divide.~"
"And so I fight. Hope that no one dies, cause I just wanted peace. Don't want no-~"

"-crimes, don't wanna fight. I need to fight though for my life.~"
"Can I please have a day where all this hatred goes away?"
"I wish I had all my friends, but they're all inside Japan.~"
"I just have to deal with this, so I will stick with upperclassmens.~"

Chorus:
("So now I'm stuck with this life, I got nobody by my side.~"
"Except my family in rough times. when will I realize?~") 2x

Verse 2:
"Got into a fight again. Went back home, start arguin'.~"
"'Yamada! Why'd you fight some kids?! Could you stop this?!~'"
"Sorry, mom. I got anger issues. Lemme go upstairs and cry.~"
"Gosh, I WANT TO DIE! But If I do, then all my life-~"

"-Goals'll be in vain. All my dreams will go away.~"
"I'm depressed. Is this fate? Do I need to live another day?~"
"Sorry, got no time to waste. Another day, get up and dress.~"
"Puff your chest, and go to school. You've done your best, your life is cool.~"

"But even then, I got this feeling. It's so weird, but it's from the beatings.~"
"Now I know, it's premonition. If I don't stop, my condition-~"
"-will never be normal. I'm immoral, I'm abnormal. Gotta-~"
"-stop and have more morals, but it's hard, cause it's eternal.~"

"But I confessed, it's out my chest, my parents gave me good advice.~"
"It's not too late to make a change. I'll go start now, and change my life.~"
"Lesser fights, less harder times, I'm now able to change the tides.~"
"I stand and smile when I see I have made some progress. I'M ALIVE!"

Chorus:
("I'm no more stuck with this life. I still got nobody by my side.~"
"But my family's here all the time. I now have finally realized.~") 4x

I was happy with it.

"I guess I could work on another song."

What event shall I rap about?

"...Anger issues?"

I guess.

I made a beat after experimenting with my guitar and piano, and then after making the beat, I then started writing. I also made sure to make a beat for "Stuck With This Life" since I did have the idea in my head, but I didn't make the beat for it yet.

The beat though actually took me around 30 minutes to make, since I wanted it to be dark trap.

I started writing it for about 8 minutes. 

I'll write it later on around the "2 week stay" arc.

After I'm done writing it, I then thought to my idol status.

"...Well, I'm not a girl, so I don't have to write happy shit. And besides, I'm an artist. I do music."

...But still, I don't know if this is okay for an idol. I think I'm more of an artist than a male idol. Unless this counts.

"Well, I guess I'll go do some chess, and stuff after cooking rice."

I then did so. 

After cooking rice and doing 30 minutes of chess openings, and matches, I then made dinner. Carrot and potato salad, and salmon with 1 piece of hotdog, with some orange juice from 100% natural oranges, which means I literally cut some oranges in half, and then made juice from that. 

I took dinner early, so that I can wake up around 3-4 AM.

I put my hands together.

"Itadakimasu!"

I ate my dinner. 

As I ate my dinner, I thought about mom and dad.

"They're coming home, huh?"

I smiled.

"Well, it's not like everyday I get to see them."

I wonder what it's like in the root universe? Let's use one of the most obvious couples before I went in Hololive, NoeFure. If Noel and Flare originally loved each other, how can they meet up easily without fear of the virus? How can you do off-collabs easily? What protocols do they follow? I may never know until I decide to look for myself, but let's face it, there's no way I'm gonna have to go to the root universe, right?

"Well, I'm just happy there's no virus here."

It makes it easier for everybody to see their loved ones.

I finished eating dinner, washed the dishes, and brushed my teeth.

I went back up, and just browsed in social media.

I talked with some of the Hololivers, especially the Chinese and Indonesian. I didn't get a friend request from the English yet. I also talked with mah dudes. They were also amazed by the fact that my parents were Minato and Yuna Shirazaki. I permitted them to meet my mom and dad, but only after the JP girls are introduced. It's just to keep things "organized".

Though, it'll be a bit hard to explain Kira to mom and dad. I mean...Kira's a trap. Me and my dad are heterosexual, not gynesexual.

Once it reached 8:30 PM, I alarmed 4:35 AM. I'm gonna stream at 5:00 AM, and I'm gonna do some challenges, which is exactly what I'm gonna tweet right now, but only after I make a thumbnail.

I then made the thumbnail, and I tweeted this:

"Madoshis. I'm gonna stream on Sept 14 5:00 AM JST. Since your mage is so good at everything (except drawing), give me something that will actually challenge me. 

Ex. Try not to get a boner while looking at Astolfo :3

That should be it, madoshis. Your toxic mage shall sleep now!"

 I then slept, but I put my lenses on the desk before I slept. 

I tried to sleep, but I moved around a lot cause I was excited for my parents' return.

Sept 14 2020 4:30 AM.

I woke up.

I rubbed my eyes.

"Yup. I expected it to be dark."

What did you expect from 4:30 AM? Fucking...daylight?

I turned the lights on, rubbed my eyes, got my lenses and my phone.

"Well, time to have early breakfast."

Simple breakfast. Classic coffee with no sugar, scrambled eggs, and fried rice.

"Itadakimasu."

I took my breakfast.

I then sighed.

"I wonder how mom's gonna react?" I said as I took a sip of my coffee.

I'm excited to see her, but at the same time, I'm anxious. What will she think of the other girls? I'm sure my dad will give a thumbs up to them, but mom...she'll give them a thumbs up, and be so hospitable to them, but once they leave, my mom will instantly go ham on me.

I started shaking as I grabbed my spoon.

"W-Well, let's finish up, shall we?"

I finished breakfast, washed the dishes, brushed my teeth, and prepared OBS quickly.

I then picked some challenges in twitter, and started streaming.

"Ohayou, madoshis! The Mage of Hololive, Shirazaki Yamada, is here!" I clapped 3 times.

"Today, we're gonna do some challenges that you all suggested. I'm gonna start listing the challenges I shall do."

I then showed all of them.

"Ta-da! It's this!"

1: Speedrun RTA Getting Over It below 3 minutes
2: Try not to rhyme while freestyling
3: Listen to BnP opening while playing three 5-minute blitz games of chess
4: Freestyle over Aqua's recorder BGM

I giggled.

"Okay, I got things to say here. First off, you underestimate my ability to speedrun Getting Over It. If you saw my Kami-sama challenge, it didn't take me a lot of time to get to the stair part. Second, the 2nd challenge to the 4th challenge is actually harder than you think." I laughed.

"Anywy, let's go to speedrunning..."

I prepared a speedrunning clock quickly, which was LiveSplit. I did download this before, but I kinda moved away from speedrunning some certain games. Now that I do streaming, I got back, but I think I'm a bit rusty at speedrunning this game.

I sighed.

"Let's hope that I can actually speedrun this within 2 minutes." I laughed.

1st challenge~

As soon as I could move my mouse, I then started speedrunning.

The chat was amazed, but I focused on the screen more. 

"Wait, what? THE KAMI-SAMA CHALLENGE WAS JUST 10% OF HIS POWER?!"

"I THOUGHT IT ACTUALLY TOOK HIM A MINUTE TO GO TO THE STAIRS!"

"Welp, sasuga speedrunning mage that speedrunned Mario."

After I got to the "Do not ride snake" part, I slowed down.

"Now, I'll admit, madoshis. This part is easy, but climbing the mountain is kinda hard."

I launched myself, hooked to the bucket, and got up.

I then started climbing.

"C'mon..."

I then fell down.

"AH, YAMETE!"

I then got back down.

"Okay. Phew! Let's do it again!"

I then did it again, and I did it.

"YES! YES!"

I got on top of the tower.

"SEE?! IT DIDN'T EVEN TAKE ME A MINUTE AND A HALF! IT'S 1 MINUTE 12 SECONDS, MADOSHIS!" I got off my chair after reached the credits.

"WHOOO!"

I laughed.

"I should probably keep quiet. My neighbors are still asleep at this time, probably."

"Told you, should've made that lesser. I can speedrun this game. I'll have you know that I was interested in a lot of things before, which included speedrunning, but I kinda moved away from some of them." I giggled.

"That included redstone in Minecraft."

2nd challenge

I put on the beat of "That's My Name"

"*sigh* I hope I can go through the beat without rhyming."  I laughed.

"Alright...yo..."
"I trying to rap without rhyming at the end.~"
"So you can't see anything that could try to make my rhyme.~"
"I can try to rhyme at the start, but not the last.~"
"Cause you know it's my challenge for this whole entire time that I-~"

"Freestyle. I ain't gonna lose easily.~"
"I ain't gonna rhyme a single word at the end of the-~"
"senten-"

I stopped the beat, and laughed.

"I JUST RHYMED 'EASILY' AND 'END OF THE!'"

I slammed my desk.

"Dammit! Welp. That really was a challenge." I laughed.

3rd challenge~

"Alright, so..." 

I breathed in through my teeth.

"Oh my god...*giggle* I DON'T WANNA DO THIS CHALLENGE!"

I searched the opening of Boku no Pico.

"What am I doing with my life?" I said in English.

"You know, if I'm gonna suffer, you all are also gonna suffer, whether you like it or not. I'm letting you all hear this while I play it in the background."

I looked for a game of chess online, and I played the music on loop.

"Oh my god..." I laughed.

"I'M NEVER GONNA DO THIS EVER AGAIN! THIS IS GONNA BE THE ONLY TIME I'LL DO THIS CHALLENGE, I AIN'T DOING ANOTHER BOKU NO PICO OPENING CHALLENGE AGAIN!"

I then found a match.

While playing the match, I was cringing at the opening.

"You know, I don't get how any of you find this opening catchy. It's not that I hate this song, but the memories just surge back. I regret watching Boku no Pico!"

I had to watch all the episodes just so that I could get some sort of joke that could pop up from the community, and for other reasons.

I played through 3 matches. It was a grueling 10 minutes. I was surprised I won them all, even though I was going insane in my head.

As soon as the match ended, I stopped the Boku no Pico opening.

I sighed in relief.

"Finally..."

The opening kept playing in my head.

"Well, fuck. The opening is stuck in my head. STAAAAAAHP!"

You know. Between my mom's slipper and listening to this, I think I'm okay with being beaten by a slipper.

"Well...let's go to the 4th challenge." I giggled.

4th challenge~

"Okay..."

I played Aqua's BGM.

"Welp, let's see where this takes me...check it."

"I'm getting lots of dough. Everyday, I'm spitting flows.~"
"Every-wait..." I laughed.

"Wait, let's put it back to the start. I can't help it. It sounds dumb as hell." I laughed.

I cleared my throat. 

"Okay, this time, I'm keeping my laughs to myself."

I did again. I waited for 4 bars.

"I'm getting lots of dough. Everyday, I'm spitting flows.~"
"I just check my bank account, and woah! Money going through.~"
"But right now, I have a test. I'm rapping over Aqua's BGM.~"
"Hope I don't lose all of my braincells when I'm being damn-~"

"-Fire on the beat. Go extinguish all the heat. Get-~"
"Lamy or Artia. Somebody that's cold. Cause I'm-~"
"-Gonna need some ice for a drink and for the beat.~"
"I be sipping on some wine, cause you know that I relax when I'm-~"

"Putting both my feet on top of my gaming table.~"
"Yes, I'm able to sound cool over something stupid.~"
"See you in the other streams, cause I'm moving too slick.~"
"Cause I look kinda sluggish, but I'm speeding through like turbo.~"

"See, I'm just a male in a sailing boat."
"Over the sea of Vtubers. Just streaming like yo.~"
"I'm getting quite pro. I'm becoming more popular by the minute.~"
"And if you're hating, then you gotta work your ass for profit.~"

I continued freestyling, and before I knew it, I literally freestyled for 15 minutes. I rapped exactly 16 minutes 12 seconds.

"You be shouting over there, but I be doing my own part.~"
"And just so you really know, I'm Yamada, keep that in heart.~"
"I can keep goi-oh? The BGM stopped." I laughed.

"Okay, I freestyled for more than 15 minutes. YES!" I put my arms in the air.

"In case you all didn't know, this is from a channel called "Miru Shion."

"Well, that was actually fun, madoshis. Before I knew it, I actually vibed to it." I laughed.

"I thought I'd lose my braincells. Turns out, if I just imagined some trap drums over it, I can freestyle for even an hour." I laughed.

"Well, since we have some spare time, I'll be doing a superchat reading until it reaches 1 hour."

I then did so. It did reach 1 hour, but I extended it by 10 minutes.

"Aaaaand, lastly, James Bianco, arigatou!"

I clapped.

"That sums up everything for this stream, madoshis." I said in a Filthy Frank voice.

"I'll see you all in the next streams. I really enjoyed this challenge stream...except for the Boku no Pico chess challenge." I tried to giggle, but I held it in.

"All in all though, that was quite challenging. Though, you should've made the Speedrunning part a bit lower next time so that I will be stuck for hours." I laughed.

"Bye, madoshis! I'll see you all once you're gonna be stepped on by Calli."

I then prepared to end the stream.

"ORE WA MANKO GA DAISUKI NANDA! WAHAHAHA-" I said in Safari Man's voice and ended the stream.

I laughed after the ending the stream.

"I gotta admit, that challenge stream really was fun."

Besides, I'm not the only one who suffered from that.

Minato's POV

Yuna was sleeping on my right shoulder while I looked outside the window. We both put a mask on. She put on a pink mask, while I put on a black mask.

I smiled as I saw Japan.

"Yamada, Masato, Yua...we're home."

I looked at Yuna.

"Yuna, wake up."

She slowly woke up.

"H-Hmm? What is it, dear?"

"We're approaching Japan."

She looked outside.

"Huh, we can finally see Yamada and the others." Yuna smiled.

Yuna then snuggled on my shoulder.

I giggled.

"I wonder what his girlfriends look like..."

"I just know that Sora is one of them." She said.

I smirked.

"Maybe it's the girls in his workplace?"

"*sigh* That boy...I told him he shouldn't be a playboy."

"Unlikely." I said.

"Why?"

"Because I do know he was quite a chick magnet before. It's just that the girls are walking on eggshells when they're around him."

"Now that you mention it, it does make sense. He had 2 girlfriends before." Yuna said.

"Now...I just wish he would really get a solid girlfriend. I hope that he and Sora will stay together." I said.

"Like Father, like son. You used to get a lot of girls, but you picked me."

"Well, I wanted to prove to you that even if you were a lesbian, you'll be mine. However, if polygamy existed back then, I think I would've gotten more."

"And that's why I love you, cause you were interesting."

We both giggled.

Sept 14, 2020 8:00 AM

Yamada's POV

I was lying on the couch, watching clips on Youtube.

"Hmm?"

I checked a certain clip by WoohooLad.

"...Wait, what?"

A clipper kinda...exaggerated what Rushia said?

"I didn't know Rushia was streaming as well."

Though, I will admit, Rushia was also getting stressed. She's double-sided, whether to stop streaming, or keep on going. I can confirm this, cause the chat was just reminding her. Although there were some harsh comments, people were okay with it.

I sighed.

"Welp, this means nothing to me, but it will mean a lot to Rushia."

I went to her DM, and chatted.

"Rushia, I love you. Don't beat yourself too much. Try to vent it out when you can."

Rushia's POV

I was napping, but then I got a notification from Yamada.

"What is this...?"

I checked it.

"Rushia, I love you. Don't beat yourself too much. Try to vent it out when you can."

I blushed.

"W-Why did he send me this?"

Is it because I overlapped with the HoloEN?

"I-I mean...I wasn't really beating myself too much but..."

I smiled.

"He shouldn't really worry too much about it.

Yamada's POV

After a while, I got a reply from Rushia.

"It's okay. I wasn't affected too much. Thanks for caring, Yamada. ♥"

I smiled.

I reacted with a heart emoji.

After a while, I heard some voices outside my house.

I started getting excited, cause I heard Masato and Yua.

"We can't wait to see how Yamada-oniichan will react to this!" Masato said.

Afterwards, I heard a knock on the door.

"Yamada?" My mom said.

I went to open the door.

"Mom! Dad!" I said.

I hugged them both, and they giggled.

"Hey, my boy! Long time, no see!"

"Yamada onii-chan!" Masato and Yua hugged my feet.

I giggled.

"Yeah, I missed you two as well." I kissed their heads.

I looked at Aoi.

"Hey, you also came to visit me."

I also looked at Lola Hana.

I blessed her.

"It's nice to see you in personal, Yamada." She said in Tagalog.

"It's also nice to see you, Lola Hana."

They came inside, but me and Aoi guided Lola Hana inside. I used "Wind Manipulation" to make it easier for Lola Hana to come inside the house.

"Mom, dad! You need food or anything?"

"Nah, we're just kinda tired. We'd like to relax for a bit."

They said as they rested on the couch.

"Well, before I do get to relax fully, can you help me unpack some things?" My dad asked.

I nodded.

Me and him unpacked some beer and Gin. We also ate a bit of buko salad, since there were some leftovers.

Me, my dad, and my mom talked about my girlfriends.

"So...who're your other girlfriends" My mom asked.

I got my phone, and showed them both Sora first.

"Hmm, so you 2 really did hook up." My dad laughed.

"Though, if I remember correctly, you also had other girlfriends, right?" My mom asked.

I could feel some sort of ominous aura from her.

All of us except mom sweat dropped.

"Y-Yeah...this."

I showed her pictures of us when we celebrated gen 5's welcome party.

"Oh? They're beautiful!" My dad said.

I showed them more pictures.

"Who's that blue haired girl? She looks cute." My mom asked.

"She's Suisei. Hoshimachi Suisei."

"When's her birthday?"

"Um...March 22." I said.

"I see...she's very cute and beautiful." My mom smiled.

"However...you didn't do anything inappropriate, right?" My mom asked.

"No."

I then thought back to that time I put my hand on her boobs and ass that day when they spied on us with the Holostars. Nothing happened, definitely.

"Good...you need to know them more before you commit, Yamada. Remember-" 

"Yeah 2x. I know that, mom." I said.

"Lemme ask, all of them are from your workplace, right?" My dad asked.

I nodded.

"So they're all Vtubers?"

"Yup. They stream, and do videos, like me."

"Though, I gotta say something, honey..." My mom said.

Yabai. She's gonna lecture me again.

"You didn't flirt with them at the start, right?"

I shook my head.

"No. I just saved Korone, and that's where it all started. Trust me, they developed feelings for me first before I did."

She squinted.

"Are you sure?"

I nodded.

My dad put his hand on my mom's shoulder.

"Trust me, Yuna. He's being honest."

My mom sighed in relief.

"I'm glad you weren't being a playboy." Yuna said.

"Well, I'd like to see them though." My dad said.

"If you want, I can arrange a meeting for that with Old Man." I said as I took a spoonful of buko salad.

"Wouldn't that take time?" My mom asked.

"Not really."

I switched to Bisaya.

"My gift is 'Cheating' or 'Copy'. I have the power of all gifts, as long as I understand it."

My mom and dad were wowed.

"Well, if that's the case, that means you can make portals, right?" My dad asked in Japanese.

I nodded.

"I could make a portal right now, and we would be in the meeting room immediately."

"Well, if that's the case...can we meet your girlfriends around lunchtime? I heard your meeting room is big."

I almost spat out my buko salad.

"W-Who did you hear that from?"

"Hmm? From Tanigo." My mom said.

I spat out my buko salad.

"YOU HEARD THAT FROM OLD MAN?!"

Aoi, Lola Hana, and my little siblings looked at me.

"S-Sorry..." I sweat dropped and giggled nervously.

"Well, it seems Tanigo also likes the idea, huh?" My dad laughed.

"Well...he was the one that kinda third wheeled all of us." I sweat dropped.

"Well, after we meet your girlfriends, honey, you know what'll happen, right?"

"Y-Yes..."

Yup. I'm getting the slipper treatment.~

We unpacked some stuff, Aoi went back with Lola Hana, and Masato and Yua stayed with us.

"Well, let's check the basement..." My mom said.

She checked it.

"Hmm, it's actually clean. You did a good job, honey."

"Of course. I need to learn how to be independent."

"Yup! The rooms are also clean!" My dad said upstairs.

"Did you make sure to seal the enclosure of Jeni?" My mom asked.

I nodded.

"Hmm..."

My mom instantly went upstairs.

"Mom?"

I went with her, but Masato and Yua continued watching cartoons on the TV.

My mom then jumped on the bed.

"Y-Yuna? (M-Mom?)" Me and my dad said.

She then emitted an aura.

"Yamada..."

I stood up straight.

"H-Hai?"

"...Why do I smell the scent of a girl?"

I widened my eyes.

"Oh? You actually got laid?!" My dad asked.

"Why're you getting happy, Minato?!" My mom asked.

"N-Nothing!" My dad stood straight too.

"Yamada...be honest, okay? Who did you invite here?"

"O-One of my girlfriends, and a friend of mine."

"Are you sure?"

"Y-Yes!"

"And you didn't do anything naughty?"

"No!"

She squinted at me, and then sighed.

"I hope you're being honest. May I see a picture of your girlfriend that you invited?"

"Oh? She looks like this."

I showed her a picture, and she got hearts on her eyes.

"KAWAII!"

She snatched my phone.

"Uwah!" I said.

"Hmm? Can I see-"

My dad froze.

"You're lucky to have a girl that cute, Yamada." My dad said.

I giggled nervously.

"Her name is Ayame. Nakiri Ayame. She's cute, right?"

"She's quite a short girl. It just makes her cuter!" My mom said.

"I know, right?" I giggled.

She gave back the phone.

"I can't wait to see your girlfriends!" My mom said excitedly.

"Yeah."

And I can't wait to get a slipper up my ass!

I messaged Yagoo: 

Yamada: Old Man, can we have lunch there?
Yagoo: Sure. Who're you inviting?
Yamada: The JP girls, and my parents, along with my little bro and sis
Yagoo: I see. You'll duplicate the food again?
Yamada: Yup. Just to keep the money spent low.
Yagoo: Okay, what time?

"What time do you want to meet them?"

"Hmm...I'm okay with around 12 PM." My dad said.

"Me too." My mom said.

Yamada: Around 12
Yagoo: You got yourself a lunch prepared for your 'meet my parents' situation
Yamada: Yeah...I best prepare myself for a whooping

I then went to the discord server and typed this:

"Around 12, me and my family will be in the meeting room. We're gonna have lunch there together. For those of you that can come, please come. My mom was very delighted to see what you all looked like. For those that are busy, I can arrange some sort of meeting at nighttime. You all don't necessarily have to put makeup on, but you girls do you. My mom and dad are just excited to meet you all."

"Now that I think about it, I haven't stopped by to see Subaru, Pekora, and Aqua, have I? I think I might just send them some water, or something."

"Mom, dad, I'd like to see my girlfriends practicing in the building."

I don't know why. It feels kinda strange saying "Girlfriends".

"Hmm? Sure. Just come back afterwa-" My mom cut off my dad.

"Make sure to put on deodorant, there's no oil on your face, bring some water with you, and-"

"Mom, I get it."

I put deodorant, brought my wallet, phone recording audio, handkerchief, and knife with me, and I brought a sling bag with me.

"I'm going!"

"Take care!" My mom and dad said.

"Take care, Yamada-oniichan!" Masato and Yua said.

I then made a portal, and went to the hallways of the Hololive building.

"Hmm...where did Subaru and the others practice again?"

I thought back to that meeting for Nissin Curry Meshi.

"Starting tomorrow, Aqua, Subaru, and Pekora shall be dancing from 8:00 AM to 12:00 PM, and they're gonna practice again from 3:00 PM to 6:00 PM in the dancing studio that we recently made a floor above from here."

"Oh, it's a floor above here." I giggled.

I used the elevator, and went upstairs.

I used a nearby vending machine, and got a water bottle.

I then went to the dancing studio.

"Huh, that was quick."

They got a name plate over the door, and it's neatly printed. 

I heard some noises.

I peeked inside.

Afterwards, I saw them pose.

"Huh...Subaru can do cute poses?" I mumbled.

Subaru then stiffened and blushed. I think she heard me.

I opened the door more.

"Um...hello?"

I saw some mature girls watching them.

They looked at me.

"Hmm? Are you Yamada-san?"

I nodded.

"I just came to visit. Am I not allowed here?" I asked.

"Well, this is their session for this morning, so we're done." They stood up.

I sighed in relief.

"We shall practice the other songs this afternoon, girls. Okay?"

"Hai!" Subaru, Aqua, and Pekora said.

They then went out, and I made way for them.

I looked at the girls.

"Hey girls."

"Hi, Yamada!" Aqua and Pekora said energetically.

"H-Hey..." Subaru said.

I think she thought my compliment was an insult.

"S-Subaru, you also looked cute with the others." I giggled.

"I mean...is it kinda strange for somebody tomboy-ish as me to do that?"

"Nah, I actually like it. Tomboys look cute when they act girly."

She blushed.

"T-Thank you..."

Aqua and Pekora pouted.

"Hai 2x. You 2 also looked cute."

They blushed and also happily giggled.

"Ah, I realized we have no water." Aqua said.

"Eh?! Didn't you buy the water for us too?!"

"We did, but...remember, we were very thirsty while dancing so..."

"Ah, sou na." Subaru and Pekora said.

"Lucky you, cause I got...this!"

I pulled out a water bottle.

"Here. Drink up, girls."

I summoned water bottles for them, and drank my own.

We sat down.

"So, it seems you all have been dancing a lot, huh?"

They nodded.

"We have mastered 2 songs for now."

I spat my water out.

"2 SONGS?! HOW MANY SONGS ARE YOU ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO PRACTICE?!"

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ONE!

"Well, we have to practice 6 songs." Aqua said as she drank her water.

"We're doing fine though-peko."

"Hmm? You've been learning fast?" I asked.

"Well, of course. It's what we live for. It's our work, after all." Subaru said.

"Well, it's kinda nice to be practicing dancing."

"Say, you had a zumba planned right?" Aqua asked.

"Now that you mention it, you were a dancer before? I thought you only got into dancing recently? Like last year or something?" Subaru asked.

"Nah. I used to be in a dance troupe back in high school."

"Were you a main dancer, or something-peko?" 

"Nah, just one of the best dancers in the school."

"Hmm...does that mean you can do quite complicated dances?" Aqua asked.

"If I practice, yeah."

"Can you show us a sample of your dancing?" Subaru asked excitedly.

"Yeah! Show us, Yamada!" Aqua and Pekora said.

"E-Eh? You wanna see my dancing?"

They nodded quickly.

"Well...okay. Just for a little bit cause I do feel kinda embarrassed." I giggled.

"Nn! As long as we can see what your dance was before."

I then played Dessert - Dawin.

I then went into the middle of the room, and faced them.

I then started dancing.

They were looking at me in amazement. I was kinda scared, since it has been a long time since I danced this, but it's all coming back to me.

After the 1st chorus finished, I then stopped.

"Kinda like that."

I was sweating a bit, so I wiped my face with my handkerchief.

"Well, what did you think? I was the one that choreographed that."

That was the dance for the Mr. and Ms. competition in high school.

"You choregraphed that?! Sugoi!" Subaru said.

"I never knew you can create hard dances! That actually looked kinda hard!" Aqua giggled.

"That was rather simple though..." I said.

"Man, it's kind of a waste that you can't dance with us-peko."

"I could if I wanted to, but...I'm not a girl." I giggled.

We laughed at it.

"Oh yeah, gimme a moment."

"Hmm?" They tilted their head.

I went to messenger, and VC'd my mom.

After a while, they picked up.

"Yamada? What's wrong?" My mom asked.

"Hi, mom. Just wanted to do something."

I showed the camera to the girls, and they shouted.

"IT'S SHIRAZAKI YUNA!"

My mom giggled nervously.

My mom waved at the camera.

"You wave at her!" Pekora said.

"No, you wave at her!" Aqua said.

"IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET YOU, SHIRAZAKI YUNA!" Subaru waved a lot at the phone.

"Ah! No fair! It's nice to meet you too, Shirazaki Yuna!"

My mom giggled.

"My 2x, you three are a part of Yamada's girlfriends?"

"Y-Yes! He has taken good care of us!" Subaru said.

If you call fighting, chopping heads, and other stuff "good care", then yeah. It's good care.

"H-He's also very handsome!" Aqua said.

"And Yamada is very talented-peko!"

"Well, he is a jack of all trades, isn't he?"

My dad came in.

"Oh? So you three are a part of Yamada's harem, ey?" My dad laughed.

My mom chopped his head.

"Itai." My dad said sarcastically.

"Don't mind him. He's just joking around." 

"I-It's okay!" The girls said.

"Um...we saw in our d-discord server that you'll be having lunch h-here!" Aqua said.

"That's right. It's kind of approaching 12. I'm hoping to meet the other girlfriends of my boy!" My dad said.

"Y-Yeah! We'll do our best to impress you!" Subaru said.

"You don't really need to, girls. Just be normal." I giggled nervously.

"Yamada, you do know girls are different from boys." My mom lectured.

"O-Okay...whatever you say, mom." I deadpanned.

The girls laughed.

"Well, how's Masato and Yua?" I asked her.

"Oh, they're doing fine. Why?"

"Mind giving them the phone? I think they'd like to meet them."

"Hai."

My mom gave it to Masato.

"Yamada-oniichan! What is it?" He asked.

"Look who I have near me!"

I faced the camera to the girls, and they widened their eyes.

"Ah! It's the beautiful onee-chans!" Yua said.

"Subaru-neechan, Aqua-neechan, Pekora-neechan. Ohayou!" Masato said.

They waved back.

"It's nice to see you again!" Subaru said.

"Ne 2x, how are you, onee-chans?"

"We're good." 

"Your brother was kind enough to give us water after our tiring dancing session." Aqua said.

"How are you-peko, Masato? Yua?" Pekora asked.

"We're good!" 

"Ano ne 3x, are the other onee-chans gonna come?" Yua asked.

"Hai. They're gonna come! Expect most of us to be there!"

"Most? Not all of them are gonna appear?" Masato asked.

"Well, some are busy, but your brother said that you can meet them at nighttime."

"If that's the case, I can't wait!"

"Well, Masato, Yua, can you pass the phone to mom and dad now?" I asked.

"Nn! I'm hoping to see the beautiful onee-chans, Yamada-oniichan!"

Masato ran to mom.

"Well, you might be trying to rush, right?" Mom asked.

I nodded.

"My boy, take care over there. Make sure to treat your girlfriends right!" My dad laughed.

"Yeah 2x. See you later, mom, dad."

I ended the call.

"Girls, want me to make a portal to your homes now?"

They nodded.

"Say, I don't think I know Pekora and Aqua's place. Can you two please share the memory with me?" I asked as I put my hands on their shoulders.

"N-Nn!"

"Just think of your room. Once I get the image, I can make a portal."

They then thought about it, and after I got it, I made 3 portals. One going to each of their rooms.

"Well? You can go back home now."

They nodded.

"Thank you, Yamada!" They said.

They each kissed me on the cheek. Subaru, then Pekora, then Aqua.

I saw them go off.

"Girls. You just gotta appreciate their oxytocin points."

Yamada = 1 oxytocin point to everybody
Girls = 8 sideways points to me

"Balance." I did that Ancient Aliens meme.

I made a portal to my house, and then I went back home.

"Tadaima! Are?"

I only saw Masato and Yua watching TV.

"Yamada-oniichan!"

They ran to me, and hugged my legs.

I giggled.

I patted their heads.

"Where's mom and dad?"

"They're upstairs. I don't know what they're doing." Yua said.

"Though, I did hear some sort of sound resembling skin touching to skin like this." Masato said as he clapped softly.

My eyes grew bigger, and my mouth disappeared.

"Sound resembling skin slapping onto each other?"

They nodded.

"What is that?" Yua asked.

I acted like I found it funny, but deep inside, I was freaking out.

"MASATO! YUA! YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO KNOW WHAT 'FUCKING' IS!"

"They're just clapping. They're humming silently, but clapping a bit faster than you'd think."

I then heard some kissing upstairs.

"What's that sound?" They asked.

"A-Anyway, how about you two watch more Kamen Rider, huh?"

"Well, we have been talking for too long. Let's go, Yua!"

"Nn! Later, Yamada-oniichan!"

They went back on the couch, and watched more Kamen Rider.

I sighed.

"Mom, Dad, it is kinda risky to have them downstairs. We're very lucky that they do not know porn at a young age. I mean, they know intercourse, but only for animals."

Minato's POV

I started thrusting into Yuna.

"Minato...do you think they hear us?"

"I think Yamada knows what's up, but Masato and Yua are a bit too innocent to know lewd stuff."

We giggled, and started deep kissing.

I kinda choked Yuna. 

"Yes.~♥ Choke me harder, you pussy-"

She started getting choked more, and we both like it.

"I'm a pussy, bitch?"

"Ah.~♥ Fuck me harder, daddy.~♥"

"Oh, I'll fuck you 'till you can't stand up."

And that's why Yamada likes choking. It's from his dad.

Yamada's POV

I started getting a boner thinking about mom and dad having sex, and replacing them with an image of me fucking one of the girls.

"Nope, don't you get horny, you bastard." I said to myself as I made my way to my room.

It's not even a week yet. Wait 'till it's a week, and then you can start fapping.