Calli decided to take a break again, and we talked about some stuff.

"Man...Yamada-senpai, how did you get so good at freestyling?"

I giggled.

"Calli, listen to my advice, okay? This is very true."

She nodded.

"First off, don't rhyme, at all."

She widened her eyes.

"Wait, what the fuck?"

"I know, right? Ironic."

"B-But how does it work?"

"Well, here's the thing, Calli. What's more important in rap? The message? Or the rhymes?"

"The message, of course."

"Yeah. In a freestyle, what's important is the message. As you get better in rapping, your rhyming skills also become better, and more natural. You don't need to rhyme. You just need to say what you want. Really. Want me to do a cypher, and give you an example?"

She nodded.

"Please. I'd like to see what you mean."

I giggled.

"Here I go."

I breathed in.

"I'm a mage. I'm insane. I spit rhymes, and it comes hard like rain. It comes harder when I'm in the pussy of the game. Loving it, addicted like xans, except I don't do drugs, cause I'm clean. I'm a human being teaching a reaper how to rhyme so seamlessly to get cha-chings. Get the bucks like Milwaukee. I'm on point, and I'm always on guard like Eric Bledsoe. The girls are pure cause they said so, and they say they're seiso, but they show their pantsu, and I suddenly get an array of selections."

We giggled at the last line.

"See? Inconsistent, but it builds up, and before you know it, you can come up with anything."

She nodded.

"2nd, think of any topic. Once you come up with a topic, imagine anything for it. Like if it's a chair, maybe you can imagine using a chair like you're doing telekinesis. If it's something like reaping souls, you can think like you're flying, and you're reaping the souls, so they're dying, and you guide them to the afterlife, then...you get my point?"

She nodded and giggled.

"And lastly, at least, freestyle for 3-5 minutes. At least."

"Okay, so 1:Don't rhyme 2: Think of a topic, and do anything with it. 3: Freestyle for 3-5 minutes."

I nodded.

"At first, you will suck. That's what makes you better though. At first, I could not freestyle for even 2 bars, but I did after some practice, then I went to 4 bars, then 8, and then a whole verse, and I kept practicing, and before I knew it. I could go off-the-top for 15 minutes. If I had to do 1 hour, I need some writtens in my head, unless it's a pure off-the-top freestyle. Also, 4: Try having some emergency lines in your head if you don't know what to freestyle."

"I see..."

She smiled.

"Man, you're just amazing." Calli said.

I smirked.

"How about you try it? A cypher."

"E-Eh?" She blushed.

"C'mon! It's just you and me. Nobody's here to hear it, except me."

"B-But I don't know how to freestyle..."

"I just told you how to do it. It's up to you how you're gonna freestyle. Besides, it's a cypher, not over a beat, so you can take all the time you need to freestyle."

"W-Well...okay."

"Make sure to just relax. It's not a competition. Sure, you'll make cringy mistakes, but you need to suck before you get better at it."

No sexual innuendos intended.

"O-Okay..."

She then puffed her chest.

"Here I go!"

She started spitting.

"I'm a reaper that can take your soul. I got a very nice flow. Yamada-senpai taught me how to freestyle. I rap, and you know I'm the best. Though, I may suck at first, Just watch some mo' streams, and you know I'm moe-"

She was surprised at her cypher, and I was pogged.

"W-Wait, why'd you stop?" I asked while smiling hard.

"D-Did I just..."

"See, Calli? I told you! Just get the message, and your rhyming comes naturally!"

She smiled.

"Oh my god! That's the first time I freestyled, and I can't believe it was a success!"

"Well, technically not a success, since you didn't finish it, but it was fuckin' pog."

We laughed.

"Thank you, Yamada-senpai!"

She hugged me.

"Woah. Okay."

I hugged her back, and released after 5 seconds.

"Gotta say, that's very amazing. I've never taught rapping to anyone, but you're very good, actually. It's like you're even made to be a rapper."

"Well, I have been a fan of hip-hop, but ever since you came in, I pushed myself to keep writing raps even better, and think of more punchlines, wordplay, and trying to become better overall."

I then thought of something.

"Hey, have you been pushing yourself too hard lately?"

"N-No. Why're you asking?"

I looked at her eyebags.

"You sure? Your eyes are kinda forming eyebags."

She held her eyes.

"I'm fine. I was just kinda getting ideas for songs, you know?"

"I get what you mean, but Calli, please don't push yourself."

"...I can't promise it, but I'll try."

"Well, at least there's that."

We then hanged out more, until it was 3:01 PM.

"Wait, aren't we late for training?!" Calli asked.

"Nope. I just realized it's our rest day today and tomorrow."

"O-Oh...I see."

I stood up.

"Well, I do want to go back now. It was nice hanging out with you Calli. It's a lot of fun."

"Yeah. It was nice actually learning techniques, and stuff about rap, and freestyle...I'm really grateful for the time we spent today, Yamada-senpai."

"By the way...how am I gonna be in your song? You don't have anything about my character, do you?"

"No...how about talking in Discord? Let's try that."

"Sure."

I then made a portal back to my house, and she made a portal to her home.

I turned the computer on, and I checked my phone.

"You good?" I typed.

"Not yet. Lemme boot my PC up."

"I'll call you when you're online, okay?"

"Ok."

After my computer booted up, I opened Discord, and I called Calli.

She then got in, and we talked.

"So...how do we do this?" I asked.

"Well, can you try putting a white screen for the background of your character, and you'll do facial expressions that I'll tell you to do."

"Ah, I see."

I then did so, and I got the facial expressions.

Some of them was me smiling, then the others were me looking in pity, gangimari, and my hands touching my chin. Yes, my hands can move, but it touches my chin only, and in a way where it looks like I'm thinking.

After that, we ended the call, and I wanted to play something.

"Hmm...first things first, charge phone."

I got my charger, and charged my phone.

"Next...prepare OBS, and Nintendo Switch."

I then did so, and I checked the time. It was 3:35 PM.

"Now...what can I play for now...?"

I then thought maybe I could test Cloud.

"Well, I guess I can play for a bit."

I then played Smash Ultimate. I went into practice mode, and chose cloud.

"Alright...let's test his moves."

Mobility? Fast af boi. Tilts? Good. Dash attack? Good. Smash attacks? Good. Specials? Very nice, especially Up special. I can just spam that shit.

"Welp, I was quite good at Smash before, but who knows? I might be a noob at this now. Let's practice some airs."

I then did so, and 3 minutes prior to my stream, I practiced the attacks, but this time, with the Limit Break. Goddayum, it's fun, but I do need more practice.

I then streamed.

"Konnichiwa! The Mage of Shirazaki Yamada, Hololive, is here!" I clapped 3 times.

"Yes, I'm embracing the joke."

"Smash Ultimate! No, not the smashing that's 18+. The smash where I become a Cloud main, and I spam the living shit out of Up B." I laughed and slammed my desk.

"Anyway! Let's get to online!"

I then did so, and I got to my first match. Cloud vs Mario. It was the Midgar stage.

"Well, this'll be interesting."

I charged a bit of Limit, and then I stopped.

"1. 2. Regido!"

I dashed towards him.

Mario full hopped in the air, fireballed, and ran towards me.

"I knew it."

I instantly short hopped, and Dair'd.

He got hit, and I instantly went to cross-slash.

He took damage, and got launched a bit, but recovered. During that time, I charged my limit, but I dashed away a bit, and pivoted.

I did see he charged his F.L.U.D.D while recovering, so I need to be a bit careful if I'm launched offstage.

He then fireballed, and used his F.L.U.D.D. I was going to be launched offstage, but I shielded, and once I was about to go offstage, I jumped, and Nair'd.

He then attacked me, and tried to combo me, so I got quite a high percentage, but I got back on the stage, and after we settled down, I want to pressure him with my back air, and it actually worked. He got launched offstage quite far, but just enough for him to hang on the ledge. I used this to charge my limit up to full, and it was full.

I then waited for him to get up, grabbed, and sent him off stage.

I then jumped towards him, up smashed, and it's 3 - 2.

I double jumped, and did a Climb Hazard to recover back to the stage.

He then went to short hop, and Nair me, but I spot dodged, and I jabbed him twice, then did cross-slash.

He got sent off-stage, and I charged my limit a bit.

He got back, and he fireballed. I knew he charged his F.L.U.D.D, so I'm ready for a 2-2!

I jumped high in the air, and I did a Climb Hazard up, and then down.

I fastfell, and he kicked my ass to oblivion. 2-2. Though, he's around mid-percent, so it's good for me.

I then dash attacked him, and I up smashed him to get him away.

I instantly went back onstage, and I charged my limit before he came back.

I also kinda knew what his playing style is. He likes to go kinda aggressive. I think dodges, punishes, and shields are appropriate.

As he went back on stage, I tried to jump up, but he sent a fireball on me, and I had to Nair, so he attacked me, and I got launched back down, so I tech rolled to the right.

I short hopped, and Bair'd him.

I then up tilted, jumped, and Up smashed him.

He went flying, but not completely.

I then charged all of my limit, and it was full.

I then jumped up, did an up air, and I grabbed the ledge.

He tried recovering, which was successful, so I went back up, and did a Dair.

He used F.L.U.D.D, so I was sent off stage, and I double jumped to go back.

I fastfell to the stage, and did a Dair.

I then spot dodged when he was going to do an Up air, and I did a cross-slash.

He got launched, and it's 2-1.

He revived, jumped, and did a fireball on me.

I rolled, and I dashed towards him.

He tried to go towards me, and do a forward air, but I did a forward tilt, and he got hit.

I then instantly dashed attack, and I combo'd him in the air.

He got launched off, and I went back down to charge my Limit Break.

After he came back, I jumped up, and did a Climb Hazard, to which he actually air dodged, and went over me, so I had to go back to the stage, but he did an air combo on me, and I was flying, but I didn't die yet

He's around borderline high percent, and I'm around 100%, so this is yabai for me.

I then fastfell, and instantly rolled, so he missed me when he Nair'd.

I then dashed, and did an up tilt. He went flying, and I did a Climb Hazard upwards, and I did an Up Smash, so his percentage is higher than mine.

I then fastfell, and charged my Limit Break more. It's almost full.

He came back, and tried to Dair me, but I rolled, and I dash attacked him.

My limit was now full, and I can do the juicy Finishing Touch, so I did, and I won.

"Welp, that was interesting." I giggled.

I then went on to fight more players. I did 15 matches, but I only won 10 of them.

"So...that was it for Smash Ultimate. Yes, I'm a Cloud main. Don't judge me. I just realized Cloud sucks a bit more than in Smash 4, which both makes sense, and no sense to me. What the fuck." I laughed.

"So, you all know how I play as Cloud. You all know how bad I am. I lost 5 matches against some players. I hope you all enjoyed this session of me smashing them in the ass. Bye madoshis! We got some more streams in the evening!"

I then ended the stream.

I went downstairs, and cooked rice.

I then went back upstairs, and sat on my chair again.

"...Well, Hololive Review is coming, and the single is coming."

You know what else is coming? MY DICK AFTER FAPPING!

I went to the bathroom, got 10 layers of tissue, and I went back to my computer.

"ALRIGHT! WHAT CAN I FAP TO?!"

Either their boobs, or to porn.

"Fuck it. Boobs it is."

Which one, though?

"Bigger is a choker."

Coco's, or Noel's. 

"...Eh, how about both?"

NOTHING IS GONNA STOP ME!

I then viewed both.

"Noice."

Goddamn, if this actually happened, I'd suffocate.

I then started fapping, and I enjoyed my time. Nobody's gonna disturb me....right?

I then got a discord message...from Iofi.

"Oh no..."

Well, this is worst case scenario. What if it's important?

Iofi: Hey, Yamada
Yamada: Hey, Iofi, wassup?
Iofi: I'm kinda bored. What're you doing right now?

Fapping.

Yamada: I'm watching videos
Iofi: What is it?
Yamada: It's clips of you.

My dick is going limp right now, so Iofi, you can be a good aphrodisiac right now. I really need the hardness.

And I just realized this is trivial...how do I get out?

Iofi: I see...
Iofi: Well, what clips specifically?

Crap.

Yamada: Those free talk ones
Iofi: Ah, those. Btw...
Iofi: Am I disturbing you in some way?

Now I have duality. I really want to fap, but...will Iofi get hurt from this?

Yamada: Well...we can always chat later.

At least I didn't say "Yes, you're disturbing me".

Iofi's POV

"A-Ah...so I'm disturbing him..." I smiled sadly.

Maybe I'm a bother to him, or something? I mean, I'm trying to be friendly.

Iofi: I see. Well, continue your business!
Yamada: Yeah...let's chat after I'm done, okay?

"Huh?"

Iofi: You want to?
Yamada: Yeah, I mean, maybe you're bored, and have no one to talk to
Iofi: Well, okay
Yamada: Yup. See you later

I smiled happily.

"Well, I guess he was just busy after all."

Yamada's POV

I sighed.

"Goddamnit, she's not even a part of my harem, yet I did that."

The things a man has to do for a woman. IN GENERAL. FUCK.

"Welp, continue fapping."

I then fapped after 2 and a half minutes of enjoying myself.

"Okay...That's a lot."

Even my cum penetrated 10 layers.

"Do I need a whole tissue roll to stop it from bursting?"

Whatever. I need to clean up.

I cleaned up everything, and washed my hands downstairs. I also got baby wipes, and I wiped the areas where my cum went. Goddangit, I hope the girls won't notice anything smelly on my desk.

I wiped my hands, and I went back upstairs.

"Welp, I guess I can chat with Iofi now."

I then chatted Iofi.

Yamada: So, I'm done. What're we gonna talk about?
Iofi: Well, just thought of something casual. By the way...I wonder
Yamada: Yeah?
Iofi: Were you really watching videos?

I sighed.

"...Time to confess."

Yamada: Well...to tell you the truth, Iofi...
Yamada: ...I was fapping.

Iofi's POV

It took me 4 seconds to process what he typed.

"...HE FAPPED?!"

I started blushing hard.

"HE'S A PERVERT! AND NOT ONLY THAT, HE PRIORITIZED THAT?!"

Yamada's POV

Iofi: YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THE TRUTH?!
Yamada: I'm sorry, but it's been a while since I fapped, okay?
Iofi: Still, you should've told me that, and I would've understood that
Yamada: Oh really?
Iofi: Yeah!

Liar.

Yamada: If I did say "Oh, I'm fapping, don't disturb me, Iofi", isn't that awkward?
Iofi: Well...you have a point...at least you'll be honest.
Yamada: And before you say something like "Oh, Yamada's more perverted than the girls', bullshit.
Iofi: Wait, why is that bullcrap? Aren't boys more perverted than girls...?
Yamada: ...Oh, as if Coco trying to flash her panties in her 3D is pure. As if Aki showing her panties is normal. As if smelling feet is not lewd. As if boob touching doesn't signify lewdness.
Iofi: Okay, sorry, but still, you should've been honest
Yamada: Touche. Anyway, what're we gonna talk about?
Iofi: Um...well, about your Antisocial song, you had any problems lately?
Yamada: No. I swear, I'm good rn. That's just me before

What is it with the girls asking me if I have problems? The boys don't mind.

Iofi: Well, if you have any problems, you can talk to anybody, even me, you know?
Yamada: Yeah, but Iofi, trust me, I have no problems rn
Iofi: If you say so, but just know you can vent out. I can help, you know?
Yamada: Yeah 2x. Is that all?
Iofi: Well, if you got stuff to do, I wouldn't mind cutting the convo rn.
Yamada: I'd like to play more Smash.
Iofi: You're addicted to that?
Yamada: Yeah lol
Iofi: I see. Well, go play. I'll just do stuff. Maybe drawing.

I then thought something.

Yamada: IOFI MUSIIIIIIIICCC!!!
Iofi: I'M NOT IOFI MUSIC!
Yamada: Hey, can we collab soon enough? Can you teach me how to draw?

This could probably work.

Iofi's POV

I then smugged.

"I can tease him."

Iofi: Oh? I'll teach you how to draw?
Yamada: Yeah!
Iofi: Apologize for calling me Iofi music

Yamada's POV

I chuckled.

"Playing that game, ey, Iofi?"

Yamada: I ain't going to
Iofi: Well, I'm not gonna teach you.
Yamada: Fine, then. I can always ask Marine.

Iofi's POV

I shivered, and blushed in frustration.

"This guy..."

I thought all guys would beg on their knees for something like this? Is he different?

I decided to act tough.

Yamada's POV

Iofi: I don't care. Go ahead.
Yamada: Sure. I don't mind.
Yamada: Oh, by the way...I got something to point out
Yamada: What's this? I thought you'd help me if I needed something?
*replied to If you say so, but just......I can help, you know?*

I'm smiling like crazy right now. I never knew shorty can be this cute to tease.

Iofi's POV

I started getting frustrated.

Iofi: Only for venting out. I don't do favors
Yamada: Oh? That means you don't like to help out Risu and Moona?
Iofi: They're exceptions
Yamada: And the girls and boys from other branches? You won't even help Sora?
Iofi: Of course I'll help them
Yamada: Then what about me? That's mean, you know?
Iofi: Cause you're mean
Yamada: Whatever...shorty
Iofi: I'M NOT SHORT!
Yamada: Okay, chotto a minute...
*shows picture of Iofi's height*
Yamada: The frick's this then?
Iofi: ...That's fake news
Yamada: Just admit you're short. You're cute anyway

I blushed.

"A FLIRT!"

I mean, he's probably joking, but still!

I was also chatting with Risu. Risu was just laughing, really. Said that this is normal for him.

Yamada's POV

I swear to god, she's cute cause she's short. I didn't think that could be flirting.

Iofi: Are you flirting on me?!
Yamada: No. Short people are automatically cute.
Iofi: So hobbits are cute?
Yamada: Y E S 
Iofi: Then bow on your knees and praise my cuteness.
Yamada: No, why would I?
Yamada: Anyway, I'm tired of arguing. Let me play Smash
Iofi: No 3x. Let's argue

I breathed in through my teeth.

"I hate arguments, Iofi." I giggled a bit.

Really. It hurts my head, especially when I argue with a woman.

Yamada: I hate arguments. Seriously. My head hurts. Especially with a woman
Iofi: Weak. I thought you're our leader. Turns out you're weaker than us
Yamada: Idiot, of course I'm mentally weaker than you all. That's why I've been training to get stronger mentally
Iofi: HAH! You admitted you're weak!
Yamada: At least I admitted to my weakness. You can't even admit you're 4'11"
Iofi: SHUT UP! I'M TALL!
Yamada: Shorty shorty short short
Iofi: I HATE YOU!
Yamada: Make love, not war.
Iofi: I STILL HATE YOU!
Yamada: Oh yeah? Don't talk to me then if you hate me, ez
Iofi: Fine. I won't talk to you the next few days, okay?
Yamada: Sure. I don't really care. You're not my gf anyway
Iofi: Ew, the thought of being your gf makes me puke. Let me go to the bathroom real quick

I waited for 5 seconds.

Yamada: You done?
Iofi: I'm still puking. I'm about to flood Indonesia with puke
Yamada: Disgusting. Ew, don't talk to me anymore.

I then jokingly blocked her for 10 seconds.

I then unblocked her.

Iofi: WHY'D YOU BLOCK ME?!
Yamada: Cause that was disgusting.
Iofi: Whatever. Fine, you win. I'll think of something, you fricking meanie.
Yamada: Thanks

EZ.

I'm really tired from arguing though. I want to play.

"Actually...I'll practice dancing for an hour, and then after taking a shower, I'll do some stuff."

I then did so, and I danced for the zumba.

After practicing for the zumba, I then went out, unplugged the rice cooker, and prepared salmon, and I'm also going to make string bean soup.

I then cut the string beans, prepared the salmon, and cooked it, and I also cooked the string bean soup.

I got the salmon. While the string beans were cooking, I quickly took a shower, but I made sure that I cleaned myself properly.

Afterwards, I went back down, and I checked the soup. Still kinda cooking.

I put the salmon on the table, and I waited for the string beans to cook. While it was cooking, I checked my phone.

Seeing updates on twitter, and stuff.

After the string beans were done, I then put it in a bowl, and I prepared rice and the utensils.

I sat down at the dining table, and I put my hands together.

"Itadakimasu."

I ate it, and I started thinking about the girls again.

"...Yamada-sensei?"

"Yeah?"

"You good there?"

"I'm kinda busy, but I can slip in for a while."

"Well, I was thinking maybe we could talk for a while. About my relationship with the girls."

"What is the topic now?"

"You said that they developed a crush on me slowly but surely, and it peaked quite fast. I was wondering as to how it actually happened."

"You mean you wanna know what went through the minds of the girls?"

"Yes."

"Well, can I come into your house?"

"Yup."

He then came from behind.

"Hey, can I sit down?"

"Yup."

He then pulled a chair while I was eating, and he sat beside me.

"You're kinda smelly. Have you taken a bath?"

"No..."

We then looked at the table.

"We both got things to say, but you'll do yours first, and then I'll do mine." Yamada-sensei said.

I nodded.

"So...can you share me those memories of the girls as to how it developed?"

"Sure. Though, I think you'd like to finish your meal before you wanna talk about this."

I nodded.

I finished my meal, and my soup had leftovers, so I transferred it to a smaller bowl, and I put it in the fridge.

"So, I guess we can talk now." I said.

He nodded.

"So, can you share me those memories?"

He grabbed my left shoulder.

"Here's how it went basically."

He then gave me a surge of memories.

For Pekora, she developed a crush on me when I put that blanket over her.

For Sora, she was doubtful. She hated me, but wasn't sure if she really hated me. It then got restored at that moment where we restored our relationship.

For Korone, it was when I saved her from that Dota incident.

For Okayu, it was because I saved Korone.

For Rushia, it was because I was a nice guy on the stream, and some other moments.

For Matsuri, it was because if nobody would love her, I would.

For Suisei, it was because I forgave her when the knife almost stabbed my chest, and the collab.

For Choco, it was because I was being kind, while rejecting her lewd attempts.

For Noel, it was because I saved her.

For Flare, it was because I saved Noel.

For Marine, it was because I saved her, and I covered for her.

For AZKi, it was because I was a cool guy that was multi-talented.

For Haato, it was cause of the bracelet.

For Towa, it was cause of the necklace.

For Aki, it was cause of the ring.

For everybody else, it was because of that moment where Sora and me made up. They now knew I wasn't bad. 

For my kouhais, it was because I was their role model "senpai", and cause I'm older.

The question is this: "Why did the others fall for me too?"

Answer: Cause as time went on, I was kind, I gave them memories, and I helped them when things were bad. It was also cause I was the only man they could really be close to. The Holostars? They either see them as a best friend, friend, or a brother. I was the only one they'd really like to devote time to. Oh, and it was also cause I'm not always a yes-man.

But that's only for the JP branch. The Indonesian, Chinese, and recently, English? They look up to me, and see me as a friend. For Calli though, it's borderline crush. She looks up to me, like I look up to my role models.

Out of everybody, the ones that still don't trust me a lot is Moona and Kiara. It's not that Moona doesn't trust me, but the fact that she knows I'm perverted, makes her aware, and might not take my actions lightly. For Kiara's case, it's not that she hates me. She doesn't like the fact that Calli has been pushing herself quite hard lately. I've seen the memories. Calli almost passed out. It's also because she knows Calli looks up to me a lot. She's jealous of that.

Yamada-sensei took his hand off.

I breathed a bit heavily.

"That was a lot to take in." I said.

When the 1st Hololive Review happened, they all softened their views. It especially changed when me and Sora made up. That's where I started to be a love interest in their eyes.

"Well, since I answered your question..." He said in Japanese.

"It's time I have to say something." He said in Bisaya.

"If we're speaking in Bisaya, that means this is probably important."

It's a tactic me and my family made. If we don't want anybody nearby that could possibly hear what we're saying, we need to speak a language that the country we are in is not likely to understand. Because I'm in Japan, Bisaya is the best language to use.

"You see, I had a dream."

He grabbed my left shoulder again.

"Promise me, okay?"

I nodded.

"Do not freak out."

He then gave me a surge of memories.

He showed his dream, and a bit of a run-down of what the dream is.

He then got his hand off.

"...What the fuck?"

I then thought back to my dream this morning. I did remember what my dream was.

Yamada's dream start~

I went through the portal, and I activated my claws.

"MR. WEEABOO!"

I then tried to claw him, but he dodged immediately.

I slowed time down, and I looked to my right.

I saw a couple of girls and boys with either black, or brown hair, and their eyes are like mine, except for a few. For some reason, they reminded me so much of the Hololive members. I also somehow know 8 of them are retired. 

Now that I think back to it, they were all members of Hololive.

I then landed on the ground, and me and Mr. Weeaboo smirked at each other.

Me and Mr. Weeaboo then fought a lot, and the last thing I remember about my dream is that I made a portal underneath the hostages, and jumped into the portal before Mr. Weeaboo could catch up to us.

I then rolled a lot on the ground cause I launched myself, and I clawed the ground to stop rolling.

Yamada's dream end~

I then started to become stressed.

First, that girl I pinned to the tree, and now this? This is stressful.

"Oh shit..."

"Don't worry. I'm here to help you." Yamada-sensei said.

"Yamada-sensei, do you really think Mr. Weeaboo will really do something to the root universe?"

"Yes, but I don't know how bad it'll get. Don't worry. The good news is that nothing is happening to the universes yet. I have sent some clones in the other universes to spy on stuff, and I have not received any emergency call from their brains."

"Is there a bad news?" I asked.

"...Unfortunately, yes."

I widened my eyes, and shivered a bit.

"W-What is it?"

"Have you seen the news article about 2 men being apprehended cause 2 cars were clawed?"

"E-Eh? I never knew that."

"Everybody knows that except for you cause you didn't check the news, and the articles."

"S-Sorry." I sweat dropped and giggled nervously.

"So...anyway, the 2 guys were apprehended, cause the cars were clawed, and the guys were berserk."

"Huh...I see."

"However, this gets worse."

"What?"

"It's this..."

Time rewind~

Yamada-sensei's POV

It's 1:15 PM. I was feeling quite sleepy, cause I didn't rest just yet.

"...Fine, I'll rest."

I put a field around me, dimmed the sunlight, and summoned a futon.

"Sleep Breathing...Second Form-"

"OTHER ME! THERE'S SOME SHIT HERE!"

I instantly got out of the futon, went into his eyes, and I teleported in front of him.

"What's up?" I asked clone #21.

"Look down below."

I then looked at the street.

A small incident happened. A cop car accident. I deduced that it was from a person with telekinesis. There were some people that gathered. The cop was unconscious, but there's blood on his head. A person called for an ambulance.

"Why would anyone do that...?" I mumbled.

"Before they went away, I read the mind of the guy before he dashed away."

"What was it?" I asked.

"It's something related to Mr. Weeaboo's plan. They need to get more 'recruits.'"

Recruits? He's going to build an army of some sort? But for what specifically?

I then thought of one thing, but I just hope it's not what he's really planning.

"It better not be to kill young Yamada..." I held my chin.

Even then, Yamada's supports can fight with him, so technically, he's still good. Besides, even if he dies, if he knows Kiara's eyes, he's practically immortal until he dies from age...

I then thought something that's very yabai.

"He's not possibly thinking to go after the supports instead, right?"

I need more information. This could go from 0 to 1 million really quick. I need to know what's gonna happen. That, or I should activate my 'Foreshadowing' gift when I sleep.

Time present~

I then clenched my fists, and thought back to all the moments I spent with everybody.

"...If that happens, this is gonna be Hololive: Infinity War."

"Yes, but don't worry. Nothing bad has happened yet."

I sighed in relief.

"Well, I guess that means I gotta keep an eye out then."

"Well, you're better off..."

He looked down.

"I only get to see my family around 10:00 PM."

I then looked at him.

"Don't worry. I'm sure they understand." I said.

"It's not my bros and wives that's the problem, it's my kids." He started speaking Japanese.

I then got a bit more sad.

It's true. If kids see their parents go away, that's just...bad. If I was in his shoes, I'd miss them too.

"Well, my time here is done. You still got a stream to do, and you got a single. For my case, I still gotta scout."

"Thank you for your time, Yamada-sensei."

"Yeah. Remember my words, young Yamada." 

He then made a portal, and went through it.

I sighed.

I then thought about my future. My future family, and kids.

"I just hope nothing bad will happen after this whole 'Stop Mr. Weeaboo' arc stops."

"Unfortunately, you need to play out this arc, Yamada." Author-kun said.

"This is out-of-script." 

"Sorry."

I went upstairs, and sat on my chair.

I just realized I only wore a boxer in front of Yamada-sensei.

When I realized it, I laughed so hard.

"Oh my god..."

The fact he didn't mind it is what makes it so funny.

I then stopped.

"Anyway, I gotta prepare OBS, and look for some reddit memes."

I then did so, and killed time by playing some 5 minute blitz matches in Lichess. After that, I played some Tetris, and once it was time, I then streamed. Yes, I wasn't able to play some Smash ;-;

"Konbanwa, madoshis! The Mage of Shirazaki Yamada, Hololive, is here!" I clapped my hands.

"Tonight, we're going to be looking at some memes that you shitposters made, and some clips, and videos, and stuff that you all made for this Hololive Review!"

I then went onto the reddit tab.

"So, you all know the unfortunate incident that happened days ago. That was..."

I started fake crying.

"*sniff* That was *sniff* very offensive *sniff* I was just fucked in the ass *sniff* by words from people that hurt *sniff* me on twitter." I then faked cry more, and slowly laughed.

I went back to normal.

"But now, we have recovered from the incident. It is now time for us to look at the me-mes!" I giggled.

"1st meme coming up is...?"

I showed it.

"This!"

Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Yamada: *just did a figure of speech in rap*
Kpop stans: Wake the fuck up, Kpop stans. We've got a Vtuber to bash

I laughed hard.

"Honestly, I really don't care if the drama goes on, but you gotta know the difference between dissing, and a normal figure of speech. That's just confusing." I laughed.

"Comment of the post is...?"

I showed it.

"This!"

The comment is "Wake the fuck up, madoshis. We've got a Vtuber to defend".

I clapped slowly.

"You guys are breathtaking."

I peeked at the comments that replied to that, and giggled a bit. It wasn't displayed on screen though.

"We've got bars to spit."

"Make way for the king to spit the real bars though."

"Yamada's lungs: You're breathtaking...literally."

I clapped twice.

"2nd meme...?"

I then checked the 2nd meme.

"This is the 2nd meme!"

I showed it.

Me and the madoshis trying to find those kpop stans in social media sites:
*insert FBI open up meme, with the FBI being some Hololive members, there's multiple text of kpop related things being destroyed by FBI, and the ending is me being taken away by the chopper with a normal face, and Miko is the one riding the chopper*

I laughed a lot from that, my tummy hurt.

"Gotta say, good effort you put in this. That's funny as shit." I giggled.

"Especially that vase thing where there's text saying 'Yamada is gay' and then the table where it says 'What a bunch of weebs.'" I laughed.

"Comment of the post is...?"

I showed it.

"'How to GET RID of Kpop stans. Tip 1: Fake that you're on their side. Aaaand, if that doesn't work, Tip 2: Fake that you're an anti. And if all else fails, then you just gotta GET RID OF THEM *lights up Shiranui Flare*"

I laughed, and then pogged.

"Oh, this guy knows the original source!" I laughed.

I peeked at the comments below.

"*K-cup knight picks up Yamada, and send him to da choppa*"

"Noel: GET TO DA CHOPPA!"

I clapped twice.

"3rd meme coming up. Hold your horses!"

I then showed it.

"Ta-da!"

It's the Gru's plan meme.

1: I'll make a song
2: Use BTS for a punchline that's absolutely harmless 
3: Get bashed by kpop stans
4: Get bashed by kpop stans

I laughed.

"Well, there you have it. I have no ill intentions, but I got bashed for calling BTS 'toxic'. One of the highlights of my career." I clapped twice.

"Comment of the post...?"

I showed it.

"'This is not like BTS, but we're still wholesome like it should be'......If that doesn't make sense, I wonder how tf you decipher the meanings in BTS's songs, let alone understanding Korean."

I laughed a lot from this actually.

"I mean, sometimes, you just like an artist's song, even if you don't understand everything, you know?"

I clapped twice.

"4th meme!"

I then did a drum roll with my tongue, and then showed the meme.

"This!"

Madoshis: *vibing*
Yamada: *rapping*
That one line: This is not like BTS, but-
Kpop stans: And I took that personally

I clapped slowly.

"All you need to do is mention that one word, and the world will turn against you." I laughed.

"It's like trying to mention Eminem's daughter, Hailie, but no matter you say, Eminem will diss you. Like dang, what the fuck? Dang. Getting bashed? Dang. Getting fucked? Dang. From the stans? Dang."

"Comment of the post is...?"

I showed it.

"'Yamada: I'm the rap king
   Stans that like RM, Suga, and J-Hope: WhOeVeR dOeSn'T lIkE mY mUsIc TaStE oBvIoUsLy HaS nO tAsTe In MuSic. I AM BETTER THAN EVERYBODY!!!!"

I laughed.

I then voiced that exact line with a Filthy Frank voice, and then slammed the desk.

"Final memu for the kpop vs Yamada DRAM!"

I then started rapping Lil Yachty's verse on that while trying to showcase the last meme.

"It's this!"

I showed it.

It's the girl pointing at cat meme, but backwards.

"Cat with my face on it: We're Hololive, not BTS, but we're just as wholesome as them.
  Girl: YOU DARE INSULT BTS?!"

I laughed a lot from this too.

"I'm loving these memes right now." I clapped.

"Comment of the post is...?"

I showed it.

"'Yamada could literally praise BTS like they're gods, and even get fucked in the ass for them, and the stans think it's still not enough. L O G I C ."

I laughed.

"Okay...sadly, this is for the top 5 memes. The other memes can be showcased, but they won't get a reward. Yes, I didn't announce the reward to surprise you guys. Your memes will be featured in the outro of my streams for a week, and I will be ranking them. Expect that to happen on the next streams, cause I can't do it for this stream right now, nor for the single that's going to release after this stream." I giggled.

"But I will be doing it on the next streams. Like tomorrow. Expect that to happen."

I clapped.

"So now, we will be looking for more memes, videos, and clips."

I then looked for what I mentioned above. One clip caught my attention specifically.

"Hololivers' impressions on Yamada's music Part 1" is the title.

"Okay, so this is from Sushi. Let's watch this."

I then played it.

Sora's was first. She was doing a talk session.

"...'Have I heard of Yamada's music?' Ah, yes, I have. I noticed he was rapping all of it in English. I only heard a few Japanese words in that. There's also one word I don't understand. What was it again? Uh....Taho? Yeah, I don't know what Taho is....*giggle* He really sings and raps almost everything in English. Thankfully, there are Japanese subtitles, but I swear, I would not have understood anything he said if there were no subtitles."

Watame is next. She's just doing the usual talk session.

"Ah, I've got something to say about Yamada. About his music...he has quite a big lung capacity, doesn't he?" She giggled.

"He's very fast at rapping. I also saw the Japanese subtitles. He's also kinda witty with those punchlines. I did find it kinda funny...I-I also tried rapping it in English. It's just not possible. I can't rap as fast."

Coco's is next. She took a small break from doing Karaoke.

"Ah, Yamada. Yeah, I listened to his music. I could probably rap 'Before Everything' but the problem lies with my breathing. IT'S AS IF HE DOESN'T BREATHE! Almost no tracks involve a moment where you can breathe normally. It's also justified by the fact he can rap that one fast song of Eminem. He just raps quite fast. I also heard those punchlines, and wordplay. He's funny. That cunningham line didn't really kick in until he explained it, and that's when I realized what it meant." She laughed.

"I'm looking forward to his next song though."

Suisei is next. She was playing Tetris 99.

"Oh yeah, I got something to say, Yamada's music has been stuck in my head." Suisei giggled.

"Yeah, I don't understand everything. I just remember a bit from the subtitles, but his music is nice. The song that surprised me the most was 'A Part Of Hololive'. It just had such a different vibe than the rest of the songs in the EP. My favorite there was 'That's My Name', because the piano was hard, and he just didn't stop rapping." She laughed.

"Sou 2x. He was like *cute Suisei mumbling* endlessly, and it's as if he didn't breathe." She giggled.

"Yamada, if you're watching this, I wonder if you ever breathe when you rap."

I paused the video.

"To answer Suisei's question, yes, I breathe while I rap. I just have a big lung capacity cause of the Hoffman breathing method. Because of that, I can rap for more than a minute without taking a short break to breathe." I giggled.

"Let's continue!"

I played the video.

The next one is Pekora. She was playing Minecraft.

She looked at my projects.

"Be careful not to break some redstone." She laughed.

"Ah, that reminds me, did the nousagis listen to Yamada's music? It was very cool, you know?!"

"Like, Yamada in real life is very kind, except for when he gets angry, of course." She laughed.

"But like, when I listened to his raps, I was like 'Wait, this is Yamada?!'" She laughed.

"It's true, though. I did not expect that. I heard him rap before, but I expected him to rap like that. The ones he showed took me by surprise! The flow, the lyrics, and everything else. It was like a different him."

Korone is next. She was singing, and she took a small break.

"Um...for Yamada's music...have you guys tried to forget his music?" She laughed.

"I can't seem to forget it. Even now, I still remember the music, and his voice. I also remember the lyrics."

"I tried to rap it, but he just raps faster than I can keep up." She laughed.

"Like *unintelligible cute Korone noises* it's impossible for me to catch up with that speed!" She laughed again.

"Yamada, if you're seeing this, can you try to rap slower? Oh yeah, I also got another complaint."

She got an angry face.

"Can you give more moments to breathe in your songs? I tried to learn your songs, but I noticed that you really need to have a lot of air to rap. I don't have that."

She started making herself big, and returned it back to original position.

"Ne, can you try to slow down, and give me more time to breathe?"

I started giggling a bit nervously.

"Korone, you're scaring me." I said.

I then heard earrape. She must've gotten the pop filter out of the way, and put her mouth close to the mic. She also went back to a happy face.

"Ne...you'll do it...right? You'd do anything for a girl, right?"

"Nope. Especially for a yandere dog, no." I giggled.

"You saved me once. I want to see if you can do something again. You love me, right? You'd superchat 100k yen for me, riiiiiight? Riiiiiiiiiiight? Nobody can resist, especially you, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?" 

I lowered the volume a bit.

"Nope. I don't love you. I don't know who this doggo is, and I would never superchat 100k yen for anybody, in general."

Love you, Korone.

"Ne....do you love me?"

"No." I said and giggled.

"If you love me, please give me more time to breathe, and slow down your rapping, okay?"

She then returned to normal.

"So, I hope you'll get to make songs like that, Yamada.~" Korone said in a cute voice.

"FUCK NO! YOU'RE NOT MY MOM! LET ALONE ARE YOU SOMEONE WITH MORE POWER THAN ME! I DO WHAT I WANT!" I said in English, and laughed.

"I mean, I'm their kouhai, but...I don't address them as senpai. Did you all notice that? I haven't been streaming for the same amount of time as them, yet we treat each other normally. I'm new to this Vtubing thing, yet I only address kouhais. For the 0th - 4th gen, I address them by their name."

The video then ended.

"Chotto matte..."

I got my phone, turned it on, and put it near the mic while inputting random numbers on the phone.

I then did a fake calling tone, and did a click with my mouth.

"Moshi 2x? Okayu? Yeah, Okayu. I've got something to say, um...I think Korone is broken. Could you please go to her apartment? I think there's a manual for that...? Yeah, there's duracell batteries in the box right next to the top drawer. It's near the panties. I think there's also some maintenance lube to keep her in shape. Just drop 1-2 drops in a hole, and she's good for the most part...yeah, everything else is stated in the manual, byeeeee!" 

I then faked a hanged call.

"So, that's that. We have approached the end of Hololive Review! I hope you all are looking forward to 'I'm Antisocial', cause this is quite personal for me, but I'm hoping that you all will like it. With that being said, I shall prepare for the single. Bye, madoshis."

I prepared to end the stream.

"I love you, madoshis!....*switches to Korone's voice* Ne...you love me too...right? Right? You all are willing to donate your yubis and 100k yen for me, riiiiiiiiiiight?"

I stopped the stream and wheezed silently.

"Well then. I guess we're done with that. It's time for the single!"

I then streamed it. The starting views are 100k from 50 viewers waiting prior to that. Holy shit, that's a lot of madoshis in a small amount of time.

The video is a loop. The room is similar to my room, but the setting resembles that of a rainy day, and faint raindrops are heard in the background. For my character, I was wearing a dark blue shirt. I was writing on a notebook, while leaning on my left hand, and a desk lamp is lighting up the notebook. I don't know what exactly I was writing, but I would write, and after writing, I'd flip to another page, and write, stop for a bit to think, and repeat the process. The raindrops stopped when I rapped.

By the way, because the instrumental's a bit lo-fi, there's some white noise in the background, and a bit of wear on the guitar.

Here's the chat:

"Oooooh....nice instrumental."

"This is more of a lo-fi setting."

"Io-fi music."

"Iofi Hololive radio - beats to relax/study with your mage."

"Is this the genderbender of the lo-fi girl?"

"Bruh, there's 110k viewers already LMAO!"

"Okay, those were definitely swear words, lol."

"The beat's nice, actually."

"Man, you can feel how antisocial he is in the music. Listen to the voice lol."

"His rapping voice just went from 100 to 0 real quick."

"Oh? Are we gonna hear the verse now?"

"OH, HERE WE GO!!!"

"Okay, those're definitely plastic classmates if he's used for assignments only."

"Oh shit, he almost got apprehended at a young age?!"

"Ok lol, that Ayanokoji line got me, ngl."

"WTF?! GAYS ARE INTO HIM?! JESUS."

 "Welp, the girls do say he's handsome, it's no wonder a lot of people are attracted to him."

"Oof, one-sided venting out."

"Okay, that is harsh. I'm glad he's happy now ♥."

"That's probably a 'period, no erase' reference."

"Okay, that 'faking depression' line is 100% true."

"At least our mage can socialize normally now ♥."

"So he's more introverted before...got it."

"Man, I could try to fucking socialize, but I keep getting hit with all the lies....such true words, especially for a socially awkward person like me."

"Lol, the pain of being a cleaner in the Philippines."

"Okay, that cleaner duty is funny as a fellow Filipino madoshi."

"Oh shit, he fired shots at the stans, and to finish it off, he put a double entendre."

"That last line though...wtf? They skipped lunch for music?"

"'There is a time for you cleaning and viewing shit' Give our mage a medal."

"This is what toxic kpop stans need to learn. There's a place and time for everything."

"Hmm, so he was the cheat sheet of his class. Good riddance of his classmates."

"I feel bad for him. His intelligence was abused by his classmates? Yeesh."

"He dissed those that use phones in class LMAO THAT LOWKEY HURT"

"Wait wtf?! HE ATE FOOD FROM THE TRASH?!"

"Wait, he ate food from trash bins? Was he homeless before?!"

"Jeez, that 'food from the trash' line hurts more than my mom's slipper."

It hurts more than being put in Torture Asylum/Jail ;-;

"His classmates are too insane...*flashbacks to him acting like Filthy Frank*"

"You see, despite the high IQ of our mage, his classmates make his brain overheat. Too much to handle."

"Yo, the chorus is lowkey catchy."

"The chorus man...it just hits hard when you've gone through shitty socialization."

"Jeez, I wish those classmates never became successful. Our mage deserves better than to be treated like a tool."

"And this is what happens when you're an Ayanokoji minus the brain cells. Your mage becomes one of the bestest things to happen in 2020."

"Gotta thank his classmates though. It just gives us more reasons to love our mage."

"And then the outro...man, that music was a blast."

"Yup. Suspected strong language."

"Woah, that's a new voice. Especially cause it's a girl's voice."

It's the "What did you say, Yamada?" line. That voice was actually Hannah's (1st gf).

"And Yamada needed to act kind. Jeez, can't believe this guy was the one that brawled with his classmates."

"Yup. There's the Filipino line."

"Welp, madoshis, you know the drill. OPERATION:1 MILLION VIEWS IS A GO."

"I mean, I've got chores to do, but streaming this is more important."

The song then ended.

I smiled.

"It's nice that I can vent it out."

It's nice that I'm out of a hellhole as well.

Kiara's POV

Calli made a portal, so she went to my room, and we used the speakers to listen to Yamada's new song called "I'm Antisocial."

I frowned as I observed everything from his music. The pain from his voice, the setting, and how he's just writing on the notebook cause he doesn't have anything better to do, the instrumental, everything.

I looked at Calli.

She was happy a while ago, but she's gotten serious, and she's really listening to everything.

After it was done, we then told each other our thoughts.

"Jeez...you know, I feel bad for him, but especially for that one line." Calli said.

"What is it?" I asked.

"He said that he eats food from the trash? What happened?" Calli asked.

"I don't know..."

I also agree with Calli. Out of all the things he said in the song, that one stood out to me the most. I've heard my other senpais talking about their struggles, trying their best to get more attention, past problems, and all that, but eating from the trash? That suggests he was homeless. No wonder he's quite thin. He was muscly though...I don't know. I don't like this negative vibe I'm getting.

"Man, I wish I could be his friend before, just so that I could beat those assholes." Calli said.

"Hey, Calli. Calm down...even I feel the same, but don't worry about it. He's the happiest he can be right now."

She then sighed.

"...You're right. All that matters is that he's out of that hellhole, and he's in an even better place."

I smiled.

"That's my Calli!"

I hugged her.

She started blushing.

"W-What the-"

"C'mon, I know you wanna do it!"

She then hesitantly hugged me back.

"You know, I did need comfort...that song kinda messed with my head..."

"Remember what Yamada-senpai said about that meme contest between him and the kpop stans? Spread positivity, not negativity!"

"That's because you're a happy person in general, kusotori."

I giggled.

"Kiara! Come here! Maybe you're hungry! Tell Calli as well!"

I groaned.

"We'll be there in a minute!"

Calli stood up, and let go of me.

"Well, let's go to your mom." Calli smiled.

I clinged to her.

"At least make it look like it's a marriage-"

I got bonked.

"Stop it, kusotori."

"Ah.~♥ Do more-"

She went into reaper mode, and pointed a scythe at my neck.

"Please don't. You don't want the house to burn, right?"

I started sweating a lot.

"Y-Yeah..."

She got out of reaper mode, and we walked to the kitchen.

As we got out of the door, we see Ina, Amelia, and Gura. Gura was already munching on cookies like a child would. Ina was eating the cookies slowly, and more proper, while Amelia was just drinking tea.

"Hey, you finally went out with Calli, Kiara!" My dad said as he sat back on the couch watching TV.

We then sat at the table, and me and Calli sweat dropped.

Amelia--Gura--Ina

-----------------------

Calli--Kiara

"How did you guys know where I lived?" I asked.

"Hmm?" Ina and Gura said.

"Cause of me." Amelia took a sip of her tea.

"YOU?!" Me and Calli shouted.

"I have 'Detective', you know?"

Amelia's POV

"When it comes to groundpounding moms, and finding out where they live. I'm the best at it. Besides, I have "Detective" so it's easy. And also..."

I looked at Kiara's mom from head to toe.

"She's a hottie..."

I looked at the ass, and my nipples hardened.

"That's a nice meaty ass."

I drooled internally.

I swear, if Kiara, and the others weren't here, I'd grope that ass.

Kiara's mom is just preparing more midnight snacks, which are these cookies.

"Cookies coming right up!" Kiara's mom said.

"Cookies?! Count me in!" Gura said.

"Manners, Gura!" Ina said.

"I don't mind, personally." Calli said.

"Mom, don't you think you're bothering them?" Kiara said.

I giggled at them.

"Nah, it's hospitality, not kindness, Kiara. Know the difference."

"Kiara, mom knows best, you know?" Kiara's dad said. 

"DAD!"

Kiara sighed, and we laughed.

Kiara's POV

I got a cookie.

"W-Well, anyway, did you all listen to Yamada-senpai's new song?" I asked.

"Oh? I thought you hated him?" Amelia asked.

"I DON'T HATE HIM!"

I sighed.

"Oh, is that what you girls have been listening to earlier?" My mom asked.

"Yeah. It's quite nice." Amelia said.

"Yeah, I mean, that was a nice backstory. I thought Yamada-senpai would be more happy, but even then, that song kinda...shared his feelings from before." Ina said.

"I know, right? He's a natural-born musician!" Gura said.

"The thing I like about him is how he can be versatile about his music. He can be crazy with the wordplay, punchlines, and all that, or he can give a story." Calli said.

They started talking about Yamada, and I just drank water, and ate some cookies.

"What about you, Kiara?" Calli asked.

"E-Eh?" 

"Yeah, what do you like about Yamada-senpai?" Gura asked.

I looked down, and smiled.

"...I think it's because...he can be upfront, and he's multi-talented."

"Well, that's true." Amelia set down her tea, and thought for a bit.

"I mean, not only can he sing and rap, he can apparently play basketball, fight, solve the Rubik's cube, and be good at almost anything." Calli said.

"Don't forget the fact that he can handle spiders." Ina shivered.

We then just talked about random stuff, until it was 10:00 PM.

They went out, waved goodbye, and me, my siblings, and parents are left in the house. My siblings were in their rooms.

I then lied on my bed, and thought about Hololive.

"Yamada-senpai..."

I mean, I know I'm jealous, but...even then, all he really wanted was love. Doesn't matter what it is. And yes, I'm aware that he made the JP branch his girlfriends, cause our senseis told us, but even so, he's a good guy...

I sat back up.

"Well, I guess I can go easy on him..."

All because of a song, but he doesn't deserve to be hated if he's being too kind to us. I guess I should go apologize for being bitchy.

Yamada's POV

I then rested on my bed.

"Goddamn, I feel tired."

I wonder how the girls are?

"I hope they're good."

If only I can distribute one message to multiple people at a time.

I then got a notification from my phone.

It was a friend request from Kiara.

"Kiara?"

That's odd. I thought I'm the last person she wants to hang out with.

I accepted it, and waited for her reply.

Kiara: Hey, just wanted to say something
Kiara: I listened to your song, and...I'm sorry if I've been a bit of a bitch to you

I was about to laugh, but I held it in.

Did she just really call herself a bitch? The hell, Kiara?

Yamada: Nah, it's okay. It's understandable you'd want Calli to be with you.
Kiara: Not only that, but...I'm sorry if I'm being childish
Yamada: Since when was anybody not childish?
Kiara: I just wanted to apologize...I'm sorry.
Yamada: You don't really need to. I understand that you love Calli like that, and I respect that. I hope you two get together.

No really. Wind, take Calli to whatever direction she wants.

Kiara: You're not interested in her?
Yamada: Depends on what the events are. I see her as a kouhai right now. Maybe in the future, she's my girlfriend, but for now, she's just a kouhai. 
Kiara: ...Does that mean you'll take her away?

I blinked twice.

"Is she dense?"

*eherm* Bottom left *eherm*

Yamada: It means you need to take action for her
Kiara: Then...can you give me advice?

"Welp, Chris Rock at your service." I said.

Yamada: Here's 2 pieces of advice. Take it to heart, okay?
Kiara: Okay!
Yamada: 1: Be confident
Yamada: 2: Do actions here and there. That'll really peak her oxytocin levels
Kiara: What's oxytocin?
Yamada: In simple terms, I basically meant that she'll appreciate the little actions
Kiara: Okay, got it! Thank you, relationship counselor!
Yamada: Relationship counselor?
Kiara: If we ever fight, can you help us get back together?
Yamada: Okay, I'm fine with that
Kiara: Great! You're the best, Yamada-senpai!

I don't know why, but imagining that is making me very happy. Just imagine that. I get to pat her on the head, and she smiles widely. It's just like the way I pat Yua and Masato on the head.

Yamada: Anyway, I want to sleep. Goodnight, Kiara

I then left immediately. 

I took my clothes off, and I was on my boxers.

I checked her message.

Kiara: Goodnight! Thanks for the advice!

I sweat dropped.

"Man, she really loves Calli, doesn't she?"

I don't mind though.

I then put my phone on the side, my lenses near my phone, and I slept.

"I mean, Kiara trusting me more wasn't a goal in mind, but I ain't complaining."