Mr. Weeaboo's POV

As soon as Yamada got off of me, I slowed time 1:120.

I then quickly rolled out of the way, and then I made a portal to my lair.

I then closed it, and sped time up again.

"*panting* That was fuckin' close."

I mean...my LF is literally around 400. That's about 60% of my 1k LF gone. At least my max LF has now become 1.1k.

"Mr. Weeaboo, you could've asked us for help." Girl 1 said.

"Well, just like Yamada, I didn't think it through."

I should've asked for help, but I forgot that Yamada is a leader. Of course his supports will be there.

"*sigh* I need to rest." I said as I made my way out.

"I can help you!" Girl 5 said.

"No need. Just rest, you 7. I also gotta think of another plan. Maybe you can go out, and try to enjoy life for a bit. Rito, Sito, you've been in prison for quite a long time, how about trying to go out again? Girls, maybe you'd like to go to karaoke or something? Your choice."

I then went into Dr. Eiji's room, and I lied on the machine that artificially restores your LF quickly.

"Well, at least you didn't die, Mr. Weeaboo." He said as he looked at his computer, examining the abilities of the Hololivers, especially Yamada's.

I sighed.

"I don't know...I just can't think of any way to get rid of him."

I want more money, and I want to dominate this world...but that fucker...that Filipino-Japanese motherfucker needs to go. Otherwise, I can't really get the girls, and try to sell them for auction.

Yes, I was planning that, but then Yamada came, and it all just went haywire.

"You know, maybe you're being too aggressive. You're going after the Hololive members, when you could've went for something else entirely."

"Hmm...you have a point."

I have been quite aggressive, and tried to capture the Hololive members. If only there was something that can really force him, at the same time, it'd be hard for the other Hololive members to help him...something out-of-this-world...

After all of my LF was finished, and I sat at my office again, I then sighed.

"Well...time to go brainstorm again."

I decided to watch some movies to see if I can get inspiration.

I rewatched Avengers: Endgame.

I then widened my eyes, paused the movie, and laughed after thinking of an absurd idea in the part where Dr. Strange opened up portals for the other guys to come in.

"...This just might work." I grinned.

Sept 08, 2020 3:00 PM (After training)

After training, I went with Yamada-sensei, got bonked in the head for being forgetful, and got Sora, Subaru, and Suisei's gift (which I forgot she had a 400k celebration stream), and I happened to get something for A-chan, since she worked hard along with Sora. I also made one for Yagoo, Tomoko, and Shinove.

As soon as we arrived at our homes, I immediately made a portal to Sora's room.

"Y-Yamada?!" Sora said.

"Sora, forgive me!" I went into dogeza.

"W-What is it?"

"I forgot to give you something as a reward for having your 3d celebration stream."

Both forgot, and was a bit consumed thinking of lyrics for a song when there were filler moments.

She then frowned.

"Oh, now you remember. Hmph!"

I grabbed her shoulders.

"Sora, please! I really screwed up right now. I swear this gift will make you happy!"

She then peeked at me.

"R-Really...?"

"Really! I swear! I was too mesmerized at your 3D stream! You were too cute that I forgot!"

She blushed.

"D-Did you really think I was cute with my new model?"

I nodded.

"How could I not? You're so precious!"

She then smiled.

"Fine, you dummy."

She then kissed me on the lips.

"Well? What's this gift, then?"

I sat beside her.

I pulled out a ring for her. 

It was a thin gold ring with a sapphire.

"Your right hand?"

She gave me her right hand.

I then slipped it in.

"With this, your LF required to sing will be reduced. To make it better, if you hold hands with AZKi with your right hand, the effect goes with her, as long as you two keep holding hands."

She was extremely happy.

"Thank you, Yamada!"

She hugged me tight.

"Y-Yeah." I giggled.

I could feel the boobs, and I could feel like I'm slowly choking, so I tapped her.

She then released me.

I breathed.

"Did you know that sapphire in an engagement ring also means faithfulness and sincerity?"

She held her mouth in happiness.

"Chotto! Is this an engagement ring-"

"Nope. It's just a ring I decided to give as a gift."

She became depressed.

"A-Ah...sou ka..."

She realized something.

"What about for AZKi-chi and the others?"

"They'll get theirs in due time."

"I-I see...do you need anything? Or...?"

"Nah, not really."

I made a portal on her wall to the Hololive building.

"Sora, I'm sorry. I wish I could spend more time, but I gotta go!"

"W-Wait, can you at least-"

I went through the portal.

Sora's POV

"...give me a kiss, or something..."

I pouted.

"That baka!"

I sat on my bed, and sighed.

I looked at my ring, and then smiled.

"I'll treasure this..."

I then pouted.

"But I'm still angry by the fact he didn't give me a kiss before he went. Hmph!"

Yamada's POV

I went into Yagoo's office.

"Old Man! I got something for you!

I then sat in front of his desk.

"What is it?"

I showed him a gold watch with a hint of diamond.

"This watch is more than just a watch."

I gave it to him.

"What does it do?"

"It reduces the time it takes for LF to regenerate by 10 more seconds. It can work even when you're not taking breaks."

He then wore it, and chuckled.

"It's nice. Very nice."

"I thought that a watch might be good, since you're a businessman, and you need to keep track of time."

"What about the others?" He asked.

"They'll get theirs soon, but I'm currently still giving others gifts."

"Well, good luck with that."

"Say, do you know where A-chan is?"

He smugged.

"Oh? Getting A-chan into your harem too-"

"Hell no." I said with a straight face.

I don't really want A-chan in my harem, in all seriousness. It's not that she's not my type, but she's got quite a responsibility at hand, and also because I only see her as an acquaintance.

"So? Where is she?"

"She's at the 1st office room, with all the employees. She's at the far end."

"Well, I better get going. Bye, Old Man!"

I then went towards there, and searched for A-chan.

Yagoo's POV

I smiled.

"That boy..."

At least he's at peak happiness.

Yamada's POV

I then found her.

"A-chan, are you busy?"

"Not really. I was just editing some stuff."

"Mind if I take a bit of your time?"

She nodded.

I then got a nearby chair, and I sat in front of her.

"I got these earrings for you."

I pulled it out. It's gold earrings with an Ethiopian Opal on it. 

"Wear it, please."

She nodded, and got rid of her earrings.

She then wore the earrings I gave her.

"What's this for?"

"It reduces the time it takes for LF to regenerate by 10 more seconds. It can work even when you're not taking breaks."

"Really? Thank you, Yamada." She smiled.

"Oh yeah, what about Sora-chan and the others?" She asked.

"Ah, they'll get theirs in due time. I already gave Sora a ring, but I still gotta give some more to the others. Say, do you know where Tomoko-san is?"

"Hmm? I think she's in the 3D studio."

"Okay, thanks a lot, A-chan."

I then went to the 3D studio.

A-chan's POV

I smiled as he went away.

"Well, I guess that's how Sora's boyfriend would act."

She did tell me in 1st year college while I was at the Hololive building that she found a very nice guy. I'm glad that guy is Yamada.

Yamada's POV

I slowly opened the door, and I saw her on a laptop, and checking some stuff in a list simultaneously.

"S-She's ambidextrous?"

"Tomoko-san? Can I come in?"

"Yes."

I then came in.

"Um...I got something for you."

She then sighed.

"Well, I guess I can take a small break." She adjusted her glasses.

"You've been working all day, haven't you?" I sweat dropped.

"It's the usual thing. I am assigned with multiple tasks, especially your channel."

"Well...hopefully Old Man's role given to you isn't too hard." I sweat dropped more.

"What is it?" She asked.

"It's this."

I showed her a gold necklace with an emerald.

"It reduces the time it takes for LF to regenerate by 10 more seconds. It can work even when you're not taking breaks, so you can continuously work while activating that gift." I said as I gave it to her.

"Really? I shall treasure this necklace then, Yamada."

She then wore it.

"By the way, I did tell you to drop the formalities, but you still call me Tomoko-san."

"It's habitual." I giggled nervously.

"I blow the residual, and fuck on your bitch like it's part of my ritual.~"

"Well, is that all? Are you busy? What about giving something to the others?" She asked.

"Nah. I think you're busy, and they'll get theirs in due time, but I'm still giving. Say, do you know Shinove-san's office?"

"Hmm...I do know where his office is, but currently, I think he's at the Holostars auditioning room. If you can't remember where it is, it's 2 floors above here."

"Great. Thank you, Tomoko-san."

I then rushed out.

Tomoko's POV

I smiled.

"That boy..."

Well, Minato did mention that Yamada is a good boy, but I didn't think he'd even go as far as make something like this.

Yamada's POV

I went to the Holostars auditioning room, and then I slowly opened the door.

"Shinove-san?"

He looked towards me.

I currently see nobody except him right now. 

"Well, there's not that many applying for Holostars anyway, so it makes sense."

"Can I come in?"

"Yes, you may."

I then came in, and sat in front of him.

"I got something for you?"

"What is it?"

I then pulled it out.

"It's a gold watch with a Black Onyx for the adjusting thingy."

I gave it to him.

"What does it do?"

"It reduces the time it takes for LF to regenerate by 10 more seconds. It can work even when you're not taking breaks. I thought this might be good, since you're also a manager."

He smiled.

"I shall gladly treasure this. Say, what about the others?"

"They'll get it soon, but I'm still giving some more to the others."

I then stood up.

"It may be short, but thank you for lending me some of your time."

I then went out.

Shinove's POV

I giggled.

"I'm not even managing that guy's channel or anything, but he gave me this."

I looked at it.

"Well, Yagoo did say that Yamada is a one-of-a-kind." 

Yamada's POV

I then got out, and made a portal to a wall.

I then went to Subaru's apartment.

"Yamada?!" She blushed.

She then closed whatever she was doing.

"What were you watching?"

"N-N-N-Nothing!"

I then tried to process what she was watching based on what I heard.

"Were you watching my clips-"

"Anyway! What's up?" She asked.

"Oh, nevermind. It's this!"

I showed her a ring.

"W-Wait, is that an enga-"

"No, it's just a normal ring."

"A-Ah, of course it is." She laughed nervously.

"Well, give me your right hand."

She then did so, and I slipped the ring into her ring finger.

The ring was made of silver, and it had a zircon gem on it.

"With this, your bat becomes stronger, and your balls cost 1 LF less."

She smiled widely.

"And you made this for me? Thank you!"

She kissed my cheek, and hugged me tight.

"I thought she was only strong when holding her bat. IT TURNS OUT SHE'S ALSO STRONG AT WRESTLING, SOMEHOW!"

I tapped her back, and I took a breather.

"Oh yeah, what about the other girls?" Subaru asked.

"They'll get theirs soon. I've got one more gift to give though."

"Well, I'm kinda bored. You wanna play some games before you go back?"

"I would like to stick around for a bit more, but I do have to give something to Suisei."

"Ah, sou ka."

"Well, I'll be going now, Subaru."

I made a portal and ran to it.

"Wait! Aren't you gonna-"

Too late, I'm in front of Suisei's door.

Subaru's POV

"...say goodbye, or something...?"

I pouted.

"Baka Yamada."

I looked at my ring.

"At least he gave me a ring."

I smiled.

"It's quite beautiful, actually."

Yamada's POV

"Suisei?"

Anemachi then opened the door.

"Ah! It's Yamada-kyun.~"

"Y-Yamada-kyun? Watafuk?"

Yet again, I don't know if she's flirting or not.

"Onee-chan! That's my boyfriend, you know? Get your own boyfriend!"

She pouted.

"Meanie. I can't even get to tease Yamada-kun?~" She said.

"C-Can I come in?"

"Of course!~"

She then opened it, and I put my shoes in the genkan.

I looked at Anemachi.

She then covered herself jokingly.

"Nyah!~ Yamada-kun is a pervert!~ He even ogled his girlfriend's sister!~ Do you want me to be your girlfriend too-"

"No."

I was just looking at you. That doesn't mean I'm sexual-well, I'm sexually attracted to women, in general, but Anemachi, you're only an acquaintance in my eyes, not a love interest.

If you're wondering what they're wearing. They're both wearing yellow short shorts, which is why Anemachi teased me, cause I can see their thighs, but Anemachi is wearing a light pink shirt, while Suisei is wearing a light blue shirt. What's funny is that both of their shirts say "We're sisters" with arrows pointing at each other.

"Suisei?"

"Yamada! Konnichiwa!"

She ran up to me, and hugged me.

"Woah! Okay." I giggled.

She released.

"Want tea or something?"

"Nah, I just wanted to give you something."

I pulled out earrings for her. The gem on it was a White Sapphire.

"Here."

She smiled widely.

"Wow! It's for me?! Why though?"

"Your 400k subs...I forgot to give this to you a few days ago."

"Ah...sou ka." Suisei got depressed.

"H-Hey, I still love you, okay? I was just kinda busy with some songs."

"R-Really? I guess it can't be helped then.~♥"

She realized something.

"What about the others?"

"They'll get theirs soon."

Anemachi then instantly took a picture.

I looked at her.

"Don't mind me.~ I'm just taking pictures for memories, you know?~"

"O-Okay..."

I gave the earrings to Suisei, and she wore it.

"What does it do?"

"You know how it takes a bit of time for your 'Psychopathic Tendencies' to chill?"

"Oh? Like that one time?"

Flashback start~

Me and Suisei were fighting one on one, since Suisei couldn't be paired with anyone else in the meantime.

After I won the battle, she was still ape-shit crazy.

"YAMADA!~♥ COME HERE!~♥"

She went and tried to slash me with a knife.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

"YAMADA!" The spectators shouted.

"Don't worry! I got this under control!" I said.

Nope, I ain't got control here.

"Suisei, chill." I said.

My fighting costume got ripped a bit.

"CHILL, SUISEI! CHILL!"

"YAMADA!~♥ I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, I WANT TO TASTE YOUR BLOOD!~♥"

SUISEI HAS NO CHILL!

Flashback end~

"Y-Yeah..." I said.

"Well, sorry about that time." She giggled nervously.

"This can turn you back to normal a bit quicker."

She smiled.

"Thanks, Yamada!"

She hugged me, and kissed me on the lips. We didn't intertwine tongues. She just kissed me on the lips.

"O-Okay..." I blushed.

She then released.

Anemachi took a lot of pictures.

"You sure are enjoying this a lot." I deadpanned.

"Of course.~" She did a cute pose.

Suisei glared at her sister.

"You're not trying to take my boyfriend away, are you?"

"Nope.~ I just like to tease people.~"

"Huh. So you're that type of person." I said.

I looked at Suisei.

"Well, I would like to stay and hang out for a bit, but I'm gonna have to go back to my house now." 

"Really? Then how about a goodbye kiss before you go?"

She then closed her eyes, and tried to put out her lips for kissing.

"Yeah, no. I'm going back to my house, for I have stuff to do, Suisei."

I signaled Anemachi to shush. She nodded.

I then made a portal to my room, and I used "Swift Fox" to go inside.

Suisei's POV

I waited for 3 seconds, and I noticed he wasn't going to kiss me.

"Hmm?" I opened my right eye.

Huh?

I looked to my left, and I see Anemachi holding in her laughter.

"W-Where's Yamada?"

"He...He went back home."

I became depressed.

"Ah...sou ka..."

I then held my earrings, and smiled.

"At least I got a gift from him."

I then pouted.

"But I wanted to have one more kiss before he went."

"Well, isn't he actually busy or something?"

"Well, I don't know. Is he?"

"I don't know either, but you know, maybe it's something important?"

"Well, I guess..."

I glared at Anemachi.

"Do you have a crush on him? You keep trying to flirt with him every chance you get."

"Who knows?~"

I growled at her.

"Get your own boyfriend if you want one."

"Oh? But polygamy is just around the corner. I could also make him my boyfriend too, you know? I don't mind age gaps.~"

I growled at her, and she was smug.

"You wanna go?" I summoned a knife.

"Oh, it's been a long time since we had our sibling fights." She grinned.

She summoned a teddy bear. It wasn't Kimbo, but I think it's her teddy bear called "Akai". It's a panda.

"Let's go!" We both said.

Yamada's POV

I sighed, and I lied on my bed for a while.

"I hope everybody is good now."

I thought about Suisei and Anemachi

"I hope Suisei and Anemachi are good, and they're not fighting with a knife and teddy bear..."

...They are, aren't they?

"...Eh, I'm sure they're good."

I then sat up.

"Well, I guess I should get to dancing for the zumba."

I mean, I do want to interact with my madoshis more, and plus, I want to put my dancing to good use. It's been a while since I danced.

I then thought about my high school dance troupe.

Flashback start~

We were done practicing for now, since we were dancing cause since I'm a candidate for Mr. and Mrs. in my school, I had to practice.

It was the 1st day of practicing. I was with my dance troupe. I was the choreographer, since our choreographer temporarily gave me his role for the dance.

I was able to have an excuse letter written by my school, so I was glad to not take any classes, and actually do some dances.

We practiced for 2 hours, and we decided to take a quick break, cause although I wasn't that tired yet, the others were getting a bit sloppy cause of hunger, and stuff. Besides, it was snack time, so everybody had to take snacks. I'll also admit that I was a bit hungry.

Note that this took place in the Philippines. Although most of the people speak Tagalog, there was a considerable amount of people that can speak Bisaya a.k.a Cebuano. Yamada was speaking Bisaya most of the time.

I changed shirt from a black shirt to a white shirt. I had the typical dancer outfit. You know, the thingy on the hips wrapped around.

I was at 2nd year high school at this time, which is 8th grade.

"Te (a way of addressing a woman that owns a food stand) , can I have 4 hotdogs?"

"Sure!"

I then waited, and after getting my hotdogs, I paid for it, and sat at a bench.

I then ate my hotdogs.

After a while, this one girl from my dance troupe sat beside me. Her name is Venus.

"What do you want?" I asked angrily.

"I wanted to talk for a bit. Why'd you gotta be angry?"

"Cause I like being alone. I hate trying to socialize."

She giggled.

"Well, how're you feeling? Feel nervous?"

"Nope. I actually feel confident." I said as I ate one whole hotdog.

"Conceited." She chuckled.

"I'm not conceited. I'm just confident because I need to, and because this is nothing new to me. Besides, it's not like I wanted to, but because my classmates voted for me. If I wanted to, I would've beaten the shit out of all of them, but eh, I mean, the gays couldn't do any better than me. The best they could've done is just rant about stuff. I'm the only one who's a hetero in the classroom anyway." I said as I ate another hotdog.

"Hey, that's offensive to the gay people."

"No, that's because the ones in this school are flirts, and they keep on nagging about stuff. I've never seen one decent gay man here, other than the ones outside of this school, and in other countries. If you want me to, I can bitch slap you too. I don't mind doing it in public." I said while eating another.

She giggled.

"Calm down, juggernaut. I was just saying. Don't start another incident. I get it, you hate anybody that's screwed in the head."

"I'm glad you're dumb, but not stupid."

I sighed.

"Look, what did you wanna talk about?" I asked.

"Just wanted to know how you feel about the current situation."

"Honestly, I don't feel anything. I just want to get this done, and whoosh! I'm out, and I can be at peace again."

I looked around, and heard some gossips. They're all from women...

I don't know about you, but I can consider myself somewhat misogynistic. I fucking hate women like them. They think they're better than me. Yet again, it's only fair. Whores and dicks deserve to be mangled.

And yes, I'm this fucked in the head, but hey, I'm growing. I'm sure I'll get this mentality off when I'm in college.

"Look, It's Yamada."

"Ah, another girl he probably picked up. He'll break up with her a week later. Trust me."

"Isn't she afraid that she'll get beaten up by Yamada? He did beat up some girls..."

Yes, that's true. I actually went and got into a fight with a female gang that jumped an innocent guy in this school before. I consider myself a bad white knight.

I ate my last hotdog, and I started getting angry.

"Don't mind them. You don't want to start another incident again, right?"

I sighed.

"Well, is that all you wanted to say?"

"Yup. By the way, who's your cru-"

"No crush. I'm single, and I'll only get a girlfriend in college, cause most of you women, including you, are fucking mental, and have a feeling-god mentality. How many times do I have to tell you? For fuck's sake, just stop flirting. I'm not interested in you."

"It's only a joke, Yamada. You're too serious, and you swear a lot." She giggled.

"That's not my fault. You're too happy-go-lucky to know what it's like to be me. I'm the only one who's sane here, and all of you can't handle your problems."

She giggled and stood up.

"Welp, I'm going back now. Make sure to come back before 10:00 AM."

I nodded.

I then finished my last hotdog, and I threw it in the trash.

I then went back to where we practiced for the dance, and I drank water from my bag.

I looked around.

"Where's Vince and Princess?" I asked.

"They're still having snacks."

I facepalmed.

"They're flirting again, aren't they?"

Some members immediately tried to calm me down.

"Hey, they're not flirting. They're just taking snacks. Trust me." Marcus said.

I sighed.

"Okay, let's wait for them, and then we can actually continue the dance." I said as I sat back down.

"Jesus. Chill, bro."

"I have chill. I just don't want us to be delayed like that last time we had..."

Last time, Vince and Princess were flirting too long, we lost 1 hour of dance practice. I would've jumped both of them, but I held myself back just because our leader wanted them to be in the dance, and because they do know I'm a tank, and plus they're quite fragile that if I actually fought them, they would die.

Flashback end~

I sighed.

"Dang, those memories."

My dance troupe treated me as neutral, but when I started getting thinner, and becoming hotter, the girls started flirting with me, and the boys started to back away from me, and I got more pissed. At least I'm out.

"Well, enough negativity! Time to go and do zumba."

Out of sight, out of mind.

I smiled.

"Let's get to practicing!"

I then practiced for about 1 and a half hours in my home gym.

Calli's POV

I was kinda shy, but Kiara motivated me to send Yamada a friend request.

"C'mon! Didn't you want to collab with him?"

"Y-Yeah..."

"Well, what are you waiting for? Go on! Send him a request in Discord!"

"I-I guess..."

I then sent a friend request to him, thanks to Yagoo giving me info.

"T-There we go..."

All of that motivation for 10 minutes straight just to send a friend request...

"See? It's that simple!" Kiara said.

"It's not simple..."

I mean, this guy was the one that just went off-the-top while playing chess! He used 200% of his brain to spit some bars, and win against a player in chess! Like, how cool is that?! I don't know about you guys, but that's just so cool!

"Do you want to play something?" Kiara asked.

"Um..."

"C'mon! Just one game, and I'm out!"

"S-Sure...what do you wanna play?"

"Let's play Twister!"

"Okay, fuck it, let's play 51 Clubhouse games."

"Fuck it, modern-day killers really must hate fun?"

I groaned.

"KUSOTORI!"

She laughed, but I was annoyed.

"More often, people taking lives-"

"Rocking knives, and guns. I know, LET'S GET TO PLAYING, KUSOTORI!" I said while being annoyed.

She pulled her Nintendo Switch.

"Yay! Let's play chess!"

"Ugh...fine."

Chess...that grueling game...if only I had Yamada-senpai's brain...!

Yamada's POV

I then stopped.

"Alright. I guess that's good." I giggled.

I stopped, got my phone, went upstairs and put my phone on my computer desk, put my clothes in the laundry, and took a shower.

I then went back, got a boxer, and went on my computer.

"Alright..."

I went into Discord, and got a friend request.

"Calli?"

I accepted.

"Hey, Calli. What did you wanna talk about?" I typed.

Calli's POV

Me and Kiara are done playing, she went back home to her mother, and I was just making beats, and continuing to write lyrics for my song. I did finish it, but I'm refining some lyrics. Gotta keep it as best as possible.

I then heard something from my Discord, and freaked out after realizing what it is.

"Hey, Calli. What did you wanna talk about?"

"IT'S YAMADA-SENPAI!!!!" I shouted.

Oh shit 4x. What do I do 3x?

I cleared my throat.

"Calm yourself, Calli. It's just a normal conversation between a kouhai and a senpai. Just that."

I then typed, with shaky hands, "Hey, Yamada-senpai. I got a question to ask you."

He then typed.

"Mind doing vc?"

I then freaked out after processing what I just read for 3 seconds.

"OH SHIT! WE'RE GONNA TALK-" I cleared my throat.

"Oh, don't worry, Calli. You just talked with him this day. You can do it again...probably."

I then went into call, and he followed.

"...Hello?" I asked.

"...Calli, can you hear me?"

I then giggled.

"H-Hey, Yamada-senpai."

"Hey, Calli."

I breathed in through my teeth.

"I'm quite nervous right now."

"W-W-W-W-Wait, don't be. It's just a friendly conversation between a kouhai and a senpai. Don't worry. You were able to talk to me this morning and afternoon."

We laughed.

"I'm so-I'm sorry. Um...I got something to ask you."

Yamada's POV

"Yeah? What is it?"

"U-Um...d-d-d-do you wanna..."

"Wanna...?"

"..D-Do you wanna...be featured in my song?"

I widened my eyes, and smiled widely.

"Really? Are you gonna give me the honor to be in one of your songs?"

"Y-Yeah...I mean...it's okay if you refuse. I'm fine with both."

"I mean...is that really okay if I can be featured in your song? I mean, the video and stuff..."

"Y-Yeah, I'll take care of that...I'll send the beat. Don't worry about making a very long verse. The verses just go for 16 bars. I'll take care of the pre-chorus, and the chorus...unless..."

"Unless...?"

"...Do you wanna meet up tomorrow, and work on this together personally?"

"I'd love to! I'd like to hear your bars!"

"R-Really?"

"Yeah! I mean, Old-Y-Yagoo said that he saw your lyrics, and he really liked it."

"HE DID?! OH GOD."

I laughed, and she giggled.

"Oh no...that's cringey. I bet you're cringing."

"I mean, I don't know what your lyrics looked like, but it's okay. I mean, you know? I get to work with somebody in a song. It's a first-time for me."

"R-Really? It's also my first time. Then...mind meeting me at the park on 10:00 AM tomorrow?"

"Sure. That way, we both can listen to the instrumental, and come up with ideas."

"Great! Thanks a lot, Yamada-senpai! Want me to send the beat?"

"Sure."

"I-I mean...it might be mediocre, but please take a listen."

"Sure. I bet it's gonna be nice though."

She then got out of the call, and so did I.

She then sent the beat, and...holy shit. It was nice.

"Woah...Calli made this?" I mumbled.

I then typed, "You made this?!"

"Well...I made it, but it's thanks to my buddy Kokorobeats that this turned into a masterpiece."

"But still...it's fire."

"Thanks!"

"Well, I'll just think of some lyrics in my head. We'll talk about this tomorrow, okay?"

"Okay!"

Calli's POV

"Well, gotta go, Calli. I also gotta work at my own songs. Bye!"

"Bye, Yamada-senpai!"

I then stood from my chair, and jumped around in happiness.

"Yes! He can be featured in my song!" I said.

I'm so dang happy right now!

Yamada's POV

I then worked on another song. It's called "How Could You"

I made the beat days ago, but I only started writing the lyrics now, after retaining some lyrics in my head. It actually took me 30 minutes to write, not because of the writer's block, but I was heavily thinking back to all the memories I spent with those 2 girls back in high school. It took me a while, but I was able to get over it, and finally wrote down the lyrics.

Hook:
("Oh, how could you break my heart this much?~"
"Maybe when it's love, I have bad luck.~") 2x

Verse 1:
"Now listen, girl, I thought what we had was genuine.~"
"It happened overnight, you became my girlfriend.~"
"The next day, I noticed you were acting weird.~"
"I thought 'Maybe this girl is havin' a period.~'"

"It turns out you were chatting 2 at the same time.~"
"Me plus another guy. You chose the one you liked.~"
"You just picked me just to see if I would mind.~"
"Fine, I'll just cry in bed, and be the fat bitch inside.~"

"Locked in my room, as I keep on crying.~"
"I never knew heartbreak'd make me feel dying.~"
"Throwing big tantrums as I keep whining.~"
"I keep on thinking back to that, it's on rewind.~"

"That day, you told everybody what happened.~"
"It made me feel mad, cause everybody is laughin'.~"
"It made me feel mad, I want to give 'em a smackin'.~"
"And so I did, I went crazy, and got into action.~"

Hook:
("Oh, how could you break my heart this much?~"
"Maybe when it's love, I have bad luck.~") 2x

Verse 2:
"I moved on, and found another girl, she's beautiful.~"
"She's smart, can cook, do everything, can do it all. But-~"
"-I noticed she would look at girls in a certain way. She-~"
"-Kept making excuses, but I knew something was not okay.~"

"And after 1 month, she confessed all of her feelings.~"
"She's actually a lesbian. I knew something was different.~"
"The only reason that she wanted me was so confusing.~"
"Confused about her sex. Confused on who is more appealing.~"

"I can't believe 2 of my exes would be lying.~"
"But then again, I guess I gotta have to keep trying.~"
"There's loads of other women, I could find in this world.~"
"But I should pick a pearl, cause that's a lesson's learned.~"

"So I decided that I'll wait 'till I am in college.~"
"And then I can finally get a girlfriend that acknowledges-~"
"-me. A girl astonishingly so pure, and one that loves me.~"
"And I can finally, live happily.~"

Hook:
("Oh, how could you break my heart this much?~"
"Maybe when it's love, I have bad luck.~") 4x

I sighed.

I held my head as I remembered flashbacks again.

Flashback 1

I was in 1st year high school. I had some fats on me. You could call me a thin kind of fat person. It was about 1 week and a half since I trained in martial arts.

I was happy I got to get a girlfriend while we were messaging each other on messenger overnight.

When I tried messaging her this morning, she was online, but seenzoned my messages...oh well, she probably has a period.

I was quite enlightened as I made my way to the classroom.

I went into the classroom, and I saw everybody holding in their laughter as they saw me.

"Huh?"

A gay, his name is Kirby, approached me.

"So you became Hannah's boyfriend last night?"

"Wait, who told you that?"

"Hannah did!" He held in his laughter.

At first, I was having mixed feelings. I wanted to punch him, but I needed confirmation.

I then felt a tap on my left shoulder.

I saw Hannah, and another guy on her back.

"Sorry, Yamada, but I think I like this guy better. I did have a slight crush on him before. I only picked you cause I wanted to know if you were open."

"E-Eh?!"

Everybody then laughed.

"Wait...are you serious?" I asked.

"Of course!"

She kissed him on the cheek, and went to her seat.

"Sorry, bai (a way to address a teenager-young adult male). She preferred me." He said and walked away.

I sighed.

"Sorry, Yamada. I hope you understand!" She smiled as she sat down, but I knew she abandoned me with those eyes.

I was quite angry in the inside and wanted to cry, since I was a bit of a happy-go-lucky kid.

I then put my bag in my seat, and I sat down while sighing.

My classmates laughed at me, especially her, and Kirby.

Our teacher wasn't here yet, so they can become one of the most fucked up people, before the teacher comes in and act like they're angels. 

What's funny about this memory is that we're 1st section, yet I do know other people in the other sections that should've been put in 1st section.

"Yamada, are you stupid? Of course Hannah was never interested in you. You're naive!"

They all laughed harder, and Kirby tried to tease me.

I then cried, clenched my fists, and jumped on him.

I grabbed his shirt, slammed him to the ground, and I punched his face so hard, he got bruised from it. I punched him one more time because I wanted to.

My classmates started wanting to run away, especially Hannah.

I grabbed a girl named Ashley, slammed her to the ground, and bitch-slapped her back and forth with my hand very hard. Her cheeks were very red, it's as if she was blushing!

They then went "CALL THE GUIDANCE COUNSELOR!"

Oh yeah, call the guidance counselor on me. I don't give a shit.

I then saw Kirby wanting to stand up, and I held his shirt.

"Listen, Kirby! I don't want bad stuff happening to me, but fuck you all!"

I'll admit. I'm naive, but seriously, fuck you all.

I then slammed him to the ground, and I sat back in my seat as I waited to be called to guidance.

I was moved to guidance, gave a middle finger to everybody because just cause I was put to the side by a girl, they say I'm being childish, and when I arrived home, I went to my bedroom, and cried. 

I wanted to take a bath later, but right now, I just want to drown in my sorrow.

Flashback 2~

It was about 4 months prior to graduation for 1st year (7th grade). My body was starting to get more toned.

I then saw a lot of people gathering, especially Hannah, in the bottom of the building. 

"What is it now?"

I then approached, and everybody wanted me to stop.

Hannah then stood in front of me.

"What is it?" I asked.

She scratched her head and blushed.

"Well...you see, I broke up with my boyfriend a week ago, and...I realized maybe you were the one for me...so can you please be my boyfriend-"

No hesitation.

I bitch slapped her so hard, she almost went unconscious. It felt amazing, I tell you. If I could, I'd bitch slap her day 'till night.

I then forcefully pushed people out of the way so I could get to the classroom.

One of them was a gang member I pushed that was a dear friend of Hannah, and I sensed he was gonna punch me, so I turned to my back, grabbed his fist, almost dislocated his arm by twisting it, and kicked him to cement.

I then went to my classroom, and sat down on my seat.

Flashback 3~

I was at the canteen.

I saw a girl being bullied by 4 gang members. They were all women.

The girl was quite beautiful, and wore glasses. She was kinda nerdy, I'm guessing.

"Aren't we friends? I told you, I'll pay my debt next week!" 

"You keep saying that, but you never pay me! And besides, you're not my friend!"

"Shut up, you whore!"

What looked like the gang leader bitch slapped her in the face, and they all laughed as they saw her fall down.

"Why is everybody ignoring her? Fuck it, white knight to the rescue."

I then ate my hotdog fast, and threw the stick into the trash can.

I cracked my fists and neck, and ran towards the gang members.

They looked at me, and the leader, which I'll call Girl 1, went to kick me.

They're so mediocre at fighting, I wonder how they're gang members.

I grabbed her foot, and raised it so high, I think I just almost broke her spine.

She fell backwards.

The other gang members tried to fight me, but I dodged Girl 2 & 3's attacks.

I then used Girl 4, and threw her towards Girl 2 & 3, resulting to them falling down.

I then stomped Girl 1 in the stomach. She spat a bit of saliva, and held her belly in pain.

I tried to jump the others, but they instantly ran away.

I tried to catch one, at least, so I caught Girl 2's legs, resulting to me diving, and getting my white shirt dirty, but hey, at least a life won't be bullied anymore.

I then took off her cap, turned her to me, spat in it, and rubbed it on her face.

I then stood up, and shouted "You're not so tough now, are ya?!"

I saw a lot of people gathering around.

"Get the hell out of here before I beat your asses too!"

They then went out quickly. The advantages of being the most dangerous student in the school.

I then went to the girl with glasses.

"Hey, are you okay?" I asked.

She looked at me, and I think I fell in love. My pupils are dilated.

I mean, I knew I made a rule that I'll get a GF in college, but maybe I'm lucky this time? I'll try.

"Y-Yeah..."

"Want me to get a snack for you?"

"N-No...I just want my money back."

I then got my wallet out.

"How much was your debt?"

"...500 pesos."

I then got 500 pesos. Yes, I'm stuffed with a lot of bills.

"Here."

She widened her eyes.

"Hey, I can't receive that! You're not involved with me! You even dirtied your shirt cause of me..."

"It's okay. It's yours to keep."

She then hesitantly got it after 5 seconds.

"T-Thank you so much..."

I looked at Girl 1 in the ground, and she went away.

"Don't think you can get away with this!" She shouted.

I sighed.

"Shitty ass guidance counselor." I mumbled.

The ones that should've been put in guidance are these bad people, not me. I'm also sure I'm gonna be called by staff later on, so I gotta do this quick.

"What's your name?"

"...My name is Christina A. Luciano. You?"

"You never heard of me?" I chuckled.

"N-No...I don't like to socialize that much."

"I'm Shirazaki Yamada. I'm a half-Japanese. You probably heard that name."

"Yamada? Are you the most dangerous student in this school?"

"Well, they say I'm dangerous, but that's because they're fucked in the head. I'm more of a discipline advocate, if you're not like them."

"Well, I don't endorse bad behavior too. Nice to meet you, Yamada."

We both giggled.

...And that was the first encounter between me and Christina.

Flashback 4~

It was Saturday. I told my parents I would go out, and hang out with this girl I like. We had a bit of an argument, but we came to the conclusion that if something bad happens, I really have to wait until college.

I went on a date with Christina. We went to Gaisano mall. We went to get pizza in Greenwich, bought buko juice, and talked about some funny moments, and favorite things. She was quite a cultured girl, I'll be honest. She likes Trinity Seven, one of my favorite animes, and we talked about that. She also likes Hip-hop, and her favorite rapper is Biggie Smalls, which is also one of my favorites.

While we were in the mall, she'd look at other girls...specifically. I shrugged it off, since they were probably classmates she had in elementary.

Afterwards, we went to the park, and we looked at some stuff. Fountains, kids playing, street magicians, and other things that are fun doing outside.

At the end of the date, around 2:00 PM, I confessed to her that I loved her, and I want to make her my girlfriend. She thought about it for a bit, and also wanted me to be her boyfriend.

We continued this relationship, but kept it a secret to other people.

Flashback 5~

2 weeks into the relationship, she introduced the transfer student, that she befriended today, that came into our school. Her name is Iris B. Marcelina. Me and Christina agreed to meet at snack time.

She was kinda nervous at meeting me, since not only was I the "most dangerous student" of this school, I was also a mixed, so she didn't know what language she should use.

"N-Ninhao-"

"I'm Japanese, so you could've said 'konnichiwa' but you can use Bisaya if you want to." I said in Bisaya.

"H-Huh?" She asked.

Wait...she doesn't speak Bisaya?

"She only speaks Tagalog, so please use Tagalog." Christina giggled nervously.

"Ah, okay."

I then switched to Tagalog.

"Hello. My name is Shirazaki Yamada. Pleased to meet you." I put my hand out.

She got a bit scared and hesitated.

"Don't worry! He won't bite. I tell you, he may be dangerous, but he's a good guy, I promise!" Christina said.

"R-Really?"

"Really!"

Iris then smiled and shook my hand.

"Nice to meet you, Yamada. Please call me Iris."

"Sure, Iris. By the way, stop saying 'po.' We're not at a meeting, you know?"

We giggled.

We then bought ourselves snacks.

"Again with the hotdogs and chicken?" Christina asked.

"Of course, I need the protein."

We giggled.

"Um...Yamada?" Iris asked.

"Yeah?"

"Why are you the most dangerous here?"

"Well...I would beat up a lot of people."

Iris then got scared.

"Don't worry, I only beat up the fuckers I deem bad. You're safe in my watch, Iris. As long as I'm here, you're safe, along with Christina."

Iris smiled.

"Yamada really is a nice guy." Iris said.

Me and Christina giggled.

I did notice that Christina talked to Iris more than me, but I let her do that, since Iris is Christina's new friend. I'm gonna have to keep a close eye though, since Christina has been a bit suspicious these past few weeks.

Flashback 6~

After exactly 1 month in our relationship, Me, Christina, and Iris met at the school park when it was time to go home.

"So...what did you wanna talk about?" I said as I sat down and looked forward.

"Well...me and Iris have got something to confess." Christina said.

"Hit me."

"...Me and Christina became lovers." Iris said.

I looked at them.

"...Lovers?"

"Yes. As in, we both are girlfriend and girlfriend." 

I suspected. Me and Christina haven't been hanging out a lot anymore after Iris came in.

I then looked down.

"So we're not boyfriend and girlfriend anymore, Christina?"

"...I'm sorry, Yamada. I was confused about my gender, but...I think I have decided." Christina smiled.

"Well, I was a lesbian to begin with, so..." Iris said.

"I think I'm a lesbian." Christina said.

"...So you were confused about your gender when we were together?" I asked Christina.

Christina nodded.

I then lost faith, but I smiled.

"At least you were honest, Christina. I wish you 2 good luck in the future. Christina, you're fine with us breaking up, right?"

She nodded.

"I think I'd like to spend my love life with Iris."

"Yeah, I think I wanna spend my time with Christina. Hope you're not mad, Yamada..."

"Nah, I'm good. I really should've waited 'till college."

On one hand, I'm angry that Christina lied to me, and was actually lesbian, but on the other hand, I like the fact that she was honest.

"I'm going home."

Christina then held my hand.

"Yamada...thank you for spending time with me. You've been a great friend."

"I also thank you, Christina...you taught me 2 things."

"What is that?"

"1: I really should've waited 'till college, and 2: I should pick women properly. And Christina?"

"Yeah?"

"...I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to cut our friendship now."

I then let go of her hand forcefully.

"Y-Yamada, please don't be angry-"

"I'm not angry." I said without turning back, cause I'm very sure I'll cry.

"T-Then why do we have to cut our friendship?!"

"...2 things. 1: To protect our relationship, cause if word spreads out, you might be harassed, and 2: I don't think you'd wanna get involved with me, for multiple reasons, and you know exactly why. This is our goodbye, Christina. From now on, we're just strangers."

"Yamada, before you go, I just wanna thank you for protecting her, and being Christina's friend for this long." Iris said as she stood up.

"...Don't mention it, Iris. It's nice knowing you too."

I then went back home.

I took a taxi, and after arriving home, I met dad and mom. Masato and Yua were playing with toy trucks and stuff.

We started speaking Japanese.

"My boy! How've you been at school?" My dad said happily, but he sensed something wrong within me.

"My, you look sad. I'm glad you haven't been fighting, but what's wrong?" Mom said.

"Well, me and Christina broke up. I'm a fuckin' naive idiot, dad, mom. I should've really followed the rule. I'm going upstairs, taking a bath, and I'm just gonna cry 'till the whole Philippines is flooded. I'll watch some Filthy Frank, and I'll be the dirtiest Japanese on earth." I sighed.

I went upstairs.

"Hey, Yamada. Wanna talk about it?" Mom asked.

"No. I just wanna play games and shit. Assignments are little anyway, and it's easy as crap."

I then went to my room, I put my bag on my study desk, and I sat in bed while sighing.

"...Welp, another one bites the dust."

Heartbroken, heart healed, heartbroken again. I'm expecting my heart to be healed again.

"...Welp, gotta do math, and then I can play."

I did my homework, and then I played some Tetris. 

Present~

I sighed.

"Whatever. I'm about to stream Tetris 99. I gotta prepare for it."

I shook the memories off my head.

I then prepared it, and waited 'till it reached 5:30 PM.

I then streamed.

"Konnichiwa! The Mage of Hololive, Shirazaki Yamada, is here!"

I clapped.

"Today, I shall be doing more Nintendo Switch shiz, and today, I will be be playing Tetris 99. This is not the 1st time. I have seen a clip where I beat Suisei. I thought it was an impostor, but it turns out it was the real Suisei." I laughed.

"Let's get to Tetris 99!"

I then played Tetris 99. I played for about 7 matches. I managed to get around the top 10 again.

"Wooh! At least I don't suck in the console too."

I then did a Mr. Gym voice.

"Looks like all that NES Tetris gameplay has been paying off."

I then did a regular Filthy Frank voice.

"Do you know how fucking gay that is?"

I then laughed and returned to my normal voice.

"I'm sorry, madoshis. I just had to."

I cleared my throat.

"Guys, I hope you're ready for Hololive Review, and 'I'm Antisocial', cause I'm ready for both tomorrow. I'M PUMPED!" I giggled.

"Bye, madoshis! Take care of yourselves!"

I then ended the stream.

"Alright...it's 6:40 now..."

I then thought about the Curry Meshi meeting.

"Wonder what that's gonna be?"

More importantly, who's gonna be the representatives for Curry Meshi?

"I wish I was one of them..."

Though, I'll make an unofficial ad, since I'm thinking of doing my own version of "Ramen King."

I smirked.

"Boys are boys. I'm sure Old Man will love the idea of me participating in that."

I then waited, and actually, I started writing some lyrics for the song with Calli. Here's a little bit of the verse, since I still gotta get some more information from Calli.

"People say that they the best, but they don't even have the proof.~"
"And I may not be the best, but I got lots of shit to prove.~"
"If I am the ruler, then you gotta play by my rules.~"
"Better raise the bars. You never made it into high school.~"

Just for now. I might change this, or I'll keep this. Depends on what I can get. I do know the central theme might be death, since she's a reaper.

I then watched some clips, porn, r34, had a bit of a conversation with the others, and once it reached 9:40 PM, I dressed up with a hoodie, and drove to the Hololive building via motorcycle. It's been a while since I rode vehicles.

Few of my conversations was like this.

Civia~

Civia: Hey, Yamada. Mind if I ask you a question?
Yamada: What?
Civia: Um...are you depressed or something?
Yamada: No, why?
Civia: What's your song all about?
Yamada: It's said in the title. I'm Antisocial
Civia: If you want to talk, you know you can talk with us, right? It's not good to keep it all inside
Yamada: I'm not depressed. You're overreacting, Civia
Yamada: Trust me, I'm not depressed. It's just a single that's talking about my past
Civia: Really? Well, just so you know, I'm here. We're all here. In case you want to vent out
Yamada: That means a lot to me, Civia. Thanks, but honestly, I'm fine
Civia: I'm glad. I'll be here in case you need to vent out
Yamada: Yup

Astel~

Yamada: So basically, me and the girls are gonna have a meeting at the meeting room on 10:00 PM. It's about the Curry Meshi collab
Astel: Sweet! You got any info on who're the lucky girls?
Yamada: Not really, but I'm planning to participate as well wwww
Astel: wwww That's gonna be funny as hell
Yamada: I know, right? What's funny is that, if I do happen to be picked as well, I'll be in 3D, but my whole body except for my face is covered in pink
Astel: wwwww is that gonna be official?
Yamada: Nah, I'm actually just doing it for the sake of advertising, but it's gonna be unofficial
Astel: Ah dang, well at least that'll be nice. Subtitles gonna be there?
Yamada: Yup. Of course there's gonna be subtitles
Astel: Great! Can't wait to hear the news!

Risu~

Yamada: Bitch?
Risu: What is it, dick?
Yamada: Did you find any r34 lately, bitch?
Risu: Not that much, but I found some r34 of myself. Want it, dick?
Yamada: Yeah, I need something to satisfy my sexual urges
Risu: I'll be surprised if you'll ask me to pic my boobs
Yamada: I'm not that perverted, bitch lol
Risu: Lol, okay. Here
*sends pic*
Yamada: Noice. Thanks, bitch
Risu: No problem, dick. You horny rn?
Yamada: A bit-nah, fuck it, full Marine mode
Risu: Can't you control your urges?
Yamada: Oh, as if you can control yours, bitch
Risu: ofc. Did your dick stand up when I mentioned trying to pic my boobs?
Yamada: A  B I T 
Risu: Well, good luck beating the meat. I'mma crack some nuts
Yamada: Hopefully you're cracking nuts, and not cracking testicles lmao
Risu: lol

I then rode towards the building, went inside the meeting room, and waited for the other girls.

"You came early." Yagoo said.

"I like having a whole side of the table to myself."

"Well, I guess we'll wait for the other girls."

"I'mma just play for a while."

I continued my BTD6 progress. I reached level 15, and then the girls finally arrived.

"Oh hey, they're here."

I put my phone in my pocket, and waited until everybody sat down.

"So...everybody ready?"

We all nodded.

"So...the papers here are the official collab agreement between Nissin Curry Meshi, and Hololive. With this, one of the things we have to do is advertise their product. You all got that?"

We nodded.

"With this, we got 3 things in mind. A Holo no Graffiti episode where Curry Meshi is featured in it, and a song. We also gotta make a dance for it. Currently, our composers and other hired members are still working on the lyrics and music, but the video has yet to be made. Anybody here willing to be participants?"

The girls talked with each other, and me, Sora, and Roboco talked for a bit.

"Yamada, got any possible candidates in your mind? I don't know if I can do it though." Sora said.

"Well, Curry Meshi...just wondering, do you 2 know what the seasonings are?" 

"Hmm...I think it was onion, carrots, and...chicken?" Roboco said.

"Well, whatever it is, I think it's most likely Aqua, Subaru, and Pekora."

"Okay, just because carrots, chicken, and onions are involved, does not mean they're gonna be picked." Roboco and Sora sweat dropped.

"Well, I'm going with that."

"Everybody done?" Yagoo asked.

We all nodded.

"So...what are your picks?"

We then said it one by one with reasons, and after a while, Yagoo smirked.

"Alright, I got it."

He stood up.

"Aqua, Subaru, Pekora. You 3 are gonna be picked."

"Huh...so it's them." The other girls said.

Roboco and Sora froze.

"Eh?"

"Told ya. 3 ingredients." I said.

"True." Yagoo said.

We laughed.

"AQUA, SUBARU, AND PEKORA ARE PICKED JUST BECAUSE THEY REPRESENT THE INGREDIENTS?!" The girls shouted.

"No 3x. We were joking." Me and Yagoo said.

We all sat down.

"Well, I did want to pick somebody else, but here's the reason why. For Subaru, she tweeted quote-on-quote 'I'm eating curry.'"

I held in my laughter, and Subaru froze. Her face looked deformed.

"Eeeehhh? That's why?"

"For Aqua's case...Aqua, you don't cook much, do you?"

She blushed in embarrassment.

"Of course I can cook!"

"But you stream a lot, and have almost no chance to cook, do you?"

"W-Well..."

"So with that, you do need a meal everytime, cause you can't stream with an empty stomach. So this is perfect for Aqua. You just need to pour in water, wait for 5 minutes, and you're good to go."

"Huh...you have a point." Aqua said.

"And for Pekora..."

"Hmm? What is it-peko?" Pekora said, waiting excitedly for the reason.

Me and Yagoo looked at each other and Pekora repeatedly for a bit.

We held in our laughter.

"Because..." Yagoo shivered.

"Because...?"

"...You have carrots...and it's an essential ingredient in curry-"

Me and Yagoo slammed the table, and bursted out laughing.

The girls deadpanned at us.

"Could you 2 stop being childish, please?"

We went back to our chairs.

"Sumimasen..."

We cleared our throat.

"Anyway, anybody else got suggestions?" Yagoo asked.

I then devilishly smiled, and slowly raised my hand.

"Oh? What is it?" Yagoo asked.

Coco then realized what I was gonna do.

"Yamada...you're not gonna do what I think you're gonna do, right?"

I slowly turned to Coco.

"...No?"

Coco froze.

The others caught on quickly.

"Wait, Yamada! We were picked for the advertisement though!" Aqua said.

"You can't possibly advertise it like us as well, can you-peko?"

"Yamada! Isn't that unnecessary?" Subaru asked.

"Nope." I giggled devilishly.

"You're in." Yagoo smirked.

Me and Yagoo stared at each other menacingly.

"WHY IS YAMADA GONNA BE AN ADVERTISER TOO?!" The girls shouted.

"Well, I have a good reason for it."

"E-Eh?"

"You see, Aqua, Subaru, and Pekora are gonna be the official advertisers for the product, while I'm the unofficial one."

"But it doesn't matter. If there's 2 ads, isn't that gonna be conflicting, or something?" Aqua asked. 

"Not necessarily. You see, you 3 are the official advertisers, but not everybody knows Hololive. I actually went egosurfing a couple of days ago, and I was getting attention I didn't know was possible. I got attention from people that didn't even know Vtubers existed. They just heard of Hololive when they clicked on my clips. Watchmojo actually made a part 2 of Top 10 Virtual Youtubers, and I'm one of them. I'm at the 2nd spot, and that got a lot of people hooked, specifically, overseas viewers, and what do overseas viewers do when their favorite youtube channel advertises something?"

They then thought it up.

"...They'll buy it?" They all asked.

I snapped my fingers.

"Exactly. I'm gonna unofficially advertise it though. Don't worry, the link of your advertisement will be in the description. I'll even put it in Japanese and English, but know that what I'm doing is some sort of funny marketing strategy. Bandwagon, you know? I mean, social media will see that. I'm the bait, you're the rod."

2 birds with 1 stone. Not only is Curry Meshi gonna be advertised, but so will Hololive. Big brain strategy.

"That's...actually not a bad idea, after all." Aqua said as she held her chin.

I faced Yagoo.

"So...do we start working on it?" I asked.

"Yup. Starting tomorrow, Aqua, Subaru, and Pekora shall be dancing from 8:00 AM to 12:00 PM, and they're gonna practice again from 3:00 PM to 6:00 PM in the dancing studio that we recently made a floor above from here."

"Eh? Only us?" Aqua, Subaru, and Pekora asked.

Yagoo nodded.

"For your case, Yamada...what do you want yours to be?"

"Oh, it's not much, Old Man. I wanna be 3D, and be pink all over, except for my face, with a Nissin Curry Meshi on a long table. I want a cameraman that records me from my left, and that's basically it."

"Hmm...well, the Curry Meshi props are still ongoing, but I think I can arrange that. You 4 shall now come with me."

"Hai!"

"Yes!" I said excitedly.

"Girls, you can go out now. Thank you for your time."

"Hai!"

They then went home, and me, Aqua, Subaru, and Pekora followed Yagoo.