I then played Minecraft. I did another Yamada's Music Inc. project. For this project, I continued the Pekora BGM from last time. I wasn't able to finish the drums, so I decided to finish the drums. 

After finishing the Pekora BGM, and listening through the whole thing (cuz it's satisfying), my next project was to make I Spy - Lil Yachty ft. Kyle. I decided to do the whole thing, but pitch it one semitone lower, Like Alex Aiono's cover.

While I was working on the chords, Pekora hit me.

Pekora's POV

Queue the war crime BGM~

"Ah? Yamada is working on his project? Let's play with him for a bit-peko..."

I then hit him with my fists.

"HA↗HA↘HA↗HA↘HA↗HA↘. BAKA YAMADA! I JUST DISTURBED YOU! HA↗HA↘HA↗"

I then started typing "sumimasen".

Yamada's POV

I giggled a bit.

"You're so dead, Pekora." I laughed jokingly, and then slowly started laughing maniacally.

I knew she was typing, so I used that to my advantage. She wasn't wearing anything anyway.

I started attacking her, and she died after some hits.

Pekora's POV

"Su-Su, mi, ah? AH?! WHAT THE HELL-PEKO?! OI, YAMERO! I'M GONNA DIE-"

I then died.

"AAAAHAAAAA!!!! YAMADA!!!!! OI! UNFORGIVABLE, TEME!"

I respawned.

"Mou! I got so much stuff-peko!"

I then saw in the chat.

"<ShirazakiYamada> wwwwwwwwwww"

"OI! WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'wwwwww'?" I laughed.

"Mou! Please tell me my stuff is okay-peko!"

Yamada's POV

After I killed her, I went crazy.

I laughed like a maniac, I swung my sword everywhere, and moved my mouse like crazy.

"Okay, stop." I laughed.

"I'll guard Pekora's items for now."

I prepared a shield, cause I did see she had an enchanted sword.

She then came, and I instantly typed "Gomennasai"

She then started attacking me, and I blocked with my shield.

"Oh? You wanna fight me?"

I then started fighting her. I'll admit, she got hits on me, but she died again.

Pekora's POV

"Mou! YURUSANAI!"

I made my way to where I died, and I saw Yamada preparing a shield.

"OI! DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS, TEME!"

I got my items, and I saw "gomennasai" in the chat.

"I WON'T ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY, YAMADA TEME!"

I then started attacking him.

"Yeah! TAKE THAT! C-C-C-Chotto matte. CHOTTO MAT-AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" I screamed in a high pitched voice.

"YAMADA! YAMERO-PEKO! FINE! YOU WIN!"

I started to cry, but I couldn't.

I then saw my phone. It was a message from my mom.

"You're noisy."

I then got discouraged.

I started hyperventilating.

"Mou! Yamada! It was just a joke-peko! I'm very sorry! Really! I was just playing around-peko!"

I got my items back after going back to my destination.

After getting my items, I heard Yamada trying to call me in my discord DM, and I accepted.

"Well, are you okay now?"

I started crying.

"Y-Y-Yamada, I was just joking-peko."

"A-A-Ah, gomen. I was also joking. I'm very sorry. I didn't know you treasured your items a lot."

"OF COURSE I DO, TEME!" I started giggling in frustration.

"L-Look, I know you also were joking around. I'm sorry. I'll be considerate when I-"

I then attacked him.

"HA! BAKA! YOU BELIEVED MY LIES-PEKO-sumimasen 3x. SUMIMASEN!"

Yamada's POV

She started attacking.

"Oh...sou ka."

I then killed her.

"So that's what game we're playing, ey?" I said.

I then got out of the call.

I looked at the camera.

"Madoshis. For this stream, I won't be working on I Spy. This is gonna be a Yamada vs Pekora war. IT'S THE WAR OF THE COMPANIES!" I said.

Pekora then came back, and I killed her before she could get her items back.

I typed "wwwww" in the chat just to bully her. I love myself a bullied Pekora. It's just so satisfying to see.

She came back again, and I gave her a chance to get the items again, and I killed her once more.

Pekora's POV

I died after my failed attempt in getting revenge.

"AAAAAAAHHHHH! YAMADA!!!!!"

I respawned.

"I'm getting my items back-peko! I'm sorry! I won't do it again! Please let me do my business again-peko! I swear I will not do it again-peko!"

I went back, and I got my items.

"Okay, it looks like he has stopped trying to kill me-"

He killed me, I rage quitted, and I lied in my bed while screaming in my pillow.

"AAAAAAHHHHHH!"

I got out of my bed, and went back to my chair.

"Mou! I don't wanna play Minecraft anymore! Yamada's mean!"

Yamada's POV

After that, I saw her rage quit.

When I saw that, I laughed like hell.

"Chotto matte..." I slammed my desk.

"Did she just really rage quit?!" I laughed even more.

"Pekora! You can get your items again, you know? I had enough fun!" I laughed.

"Oh man, I feel like an asshole. I'm sorry, Pekora! Really!" I laughed even harder.

"Alright. As an apology for Pekora, I will make a chest full of her stuff."

I then did so, and I put up a sign on top of the chest. It was my apology for Pekora.

I did saw in the chat that Pekora was legitimately crying.

"EH?! PEKORA IS ACTUALLY CRYING?! Fuck, I really messed up." I laughed.

"Pekora, if you're watching this stream, I'm very very sorry. Really."

I then continued my business.

Before I worked on the drums, Pekora went back again.

Pekora's POV

I sniffed here and there, cause I legitimately cried on stream.

I went back into the server, and I respawned.

"I'm sure Yamada will kill me again...I JUST KNOW IT-PEKO!"

I went to the place where I died.

"I don't really care anymore-peko...I'll just get my items back by farming-peko..."

I then saw a chest when I got there.

"Eh? What's this-peko?"

I then saw the sign's writing.

"I'm very sorry, Pekora. Here are your items. I hope you can forgive me. Love, Yamada <3"

"...Even though he did those, he felt guilty about it? I was the one that started it all though..."

I then checked inside.

"Ah! My items!" I started laughing, but this time, in happiness.

I typed in the chat.

"Arigato-peko!"

After a while, I saw Yamada chat "I'm sorry. I hope you can forgive me."

I typed in the chat.

"I'm also sorry. I was disturbing you when you should've worked on your projects. I forgive you-peko."

After a while, I saw him reply "I forgive you too."

"Mou! Yamada can be very mean, at the same time, very kind-peko!" I giggled.

He went into my Discord DM call, and I accepted.

"Ano...Have you really forgiven me, Pekora?"

"I-I forgive you...I'm sorry as well."

"I forgive you too, Pekora."

"I thought you were gonna take my items, or make it disappear!" 

Yamada's POV

I giggled.

"Of course I wouldn't. I'm not that harsh. Unless you want me to?"

"NO!"

We laughed.

"Once again, I'm sorry, Pekora. I forgive you. Love you. *chu*"

I got out of the call.

"Alright...let's get back to the projects!"

I then finished I Spy, and after that, I ended the stream.

Pekora's POV

"Once again, I'm sorry, Pekora. I forgive you. Love you. *chu*"

He got out of the call.

I hyperventilated.

"Wait...did he just..."

I then was extremely happy.

"HE JUST GAVE ME A CHU!" I laughed.

I was suddenly very motivated.

"Jeez, that guy, seriously...I'm a girl, you know? What if he'll get bashed for doing that to me-peko..." I laughed.

"Yosh! Let's get back to Usada Construction projects-peko!"

Sept 07, 2020 9:00 PM

I recorded "I'm Antisocial."

Intro:
"*happy classroom noises*""...Shit."
"...I just wanna be alone...don't want anybody near me."
"...Fuck it. I'll tell you what I'm feeling."

Verse 1:
"(Okay)They keep on telling me to socialize-.~"
"-while leaving me behind. Mind your business, alright?~"
"Come up from behind, just for fucking assignments.~"
"Well, sorry, your highness. Can't do your requirements.~"

"Even with enticements, they still abused me.~"
"Got into fights, almost got into jail cells.~"
"They always tell me that they never used me.~"
"They're Ayanakoji, minus the brain cells.~"

"*pause* Tired of confessions from gays.~"
"I'm hetero, but they keep coming for days.~"
"Telling me problems, just like a maze, but ignore-~"
"-what I say, they get an eraser."

"They throw me away like a garbage disposed of.~"
"And faking depression like 'I am so useless.'~"
"Pestering me cause they think that I'm unsocial.~"
"Y'all are the reason that I'm antisocial.~"

Chorus:
"...Yes I'm antisocial...Yes, I'm antisocial.~"
"*very short pause* I could never ever have a normal life.~"
"So I keep on spending all my time inside.~"
"...Yes I'm antisocial...Yes, I'm antisocial.~"
"*very short pause* Man, I could try to fuckin' socialize.~"
"But I keep getting hit with all the lies.~"

Verse 2:
"It isn't even my day for my duty.~"
"But cleaners. You just go away with your groupies.~"
"Stop doing Kpop. You sweep once, you're done (You sweep once you're done).~"
"Skipping your lunch for Bangtan Sonyeondan.~"

"I am not saying you shouldn't be doing it.~"
"There is a time for you cleaning and viewing shit.~"
"Always just asking for favors. I'm losing it.~"
"Always just asking for answers 'thout doing shit.~"

"Then you complain why your grades are so low.~"
"Oh, I don't know. It's not cause of your phone?"
"Coming to me so that y'all can have snacks? Even-~"
"-I had to live eating shit from the trash.~"

"Then you all think that you're higher than me. You're all~"
"-Better than me. You're all kinder than me. I~"
"-Just do not like you. You're all just insane.~"
"Even for me, you're too much for the brain.~"

Chorus:
("...Yes I'm antisocial...Yes, I'm antisocial.~"
"*very short pause* I could never ever have a normal life.~"
"So I keep on spending all my time inside.~"
"...Yes I'm antisocial...Yes, I'm antisocial.~"
"*very short pause* Man, I could try to fuckin' socialize.~"
"But I keep getting hit with all the lies.~") 2x

Outro:
"...I'll see you motherfuckers in hell when we die anyway..."
"...So go fuck yourselves and leave me alone..."

My rapping voice kinda changed here. Normally, I'd rap with my voice a bit lower than my normal voice, and I'd kinda strain my voice. Not exactly strain, but it's similar to that. My rapping voice here though was like my normal self, but if I had depression. Essentially, I sounded quite tired of life here.

Sept 08, 2020 10:00 AM

I was listening to Joyner Lucas's remix of Mask Off, but I mumbled the lyrics of the challenge with the 2 black guys that were higher than T-series's sub count last year.

"Mask on. Fuck it, mask off.~"
"Mask on. Fuck it, mask off.~"

"Purple cup, yeah, that's what I've been sippin'. Ooh, ooh.~"
"Got your bitch, and you know she fuckin' strippin'. Ooh, ooh no...."

Wanna know what happened? I grabbed Calli's and Kiara's chest. Amazing.

I'm so gonna be not dead in the next 3 seconds.

Calli's POV

"So...I guess we can now all go back to our homes?" Calli asked.

"Yes. You may go back now to your houses. Just wanted to let you all see the commercial we put up for you, and a small talk. Remember that you will debut on September 12."

"Well, I guess I won't complain by the fact that you could try to send it to us online."

Yagoo giggled.

"Well, I prefer it personal."

Yagoo's POV

But in reality, I wanted to set Yamada and these girls up. I'm the wingman, after all, readers. *wink*

Calli's POV

I nodded.

"Thank you for your time, Yagoo." We said.

Kiara was holding my wrist as we went first.

Calli-Kiara

Amelia-Ina

Gura

"*sigh* Whatever, kusotori."

Kiara giggled.

As we opened the door, I also saw Yamada trying to hold the doorknob, but because we opened it before he could. He grabbed...he...grabbed my...He also grabbed Kiara's....Kiara's...

I grabbed my scythe while shivering.

"Y-Yamada-senpai. It's nice to s-see you.~♥" I said.

"N-Nice to see you too, Calliope. Kiara. Amelia. Ina'nis. Gura-"

I opened my eyes.

"If you won't take your hands off, you're a goddamn goner." I said.

"Yamada-senpai, mind taking your hands off, please?" Kiara said.

Yamada's POV

"YEEESH!"

I took my hands off quickly.

"Thanks.~♥" Calliope said.

She then swung her scythe exactly to my neck. I crouched immediately.

"What the-WHY?!"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'WHY?!'"

She swung her scythe downwards, and I dodged to the left while standing up.

"MY EARPHONES!" I sobbed.

HER SCYTHE IS AS SHARP AS MY KNIVES!

"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR EARPHONES!" Calliope said.

I dashed back about 6 meters.

"YOU GRABBED MY CHEST! MY-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-"

"I GET IT 2X! I'M SORRY! I'M REALLY SORRY!"

But I will be honest...

https://youtu.be/wniVScmJxTI

Kiara went in to charge me with her shield.

"I won't forgive the fact you held Calli's chest!!!"

"YOU'RE NOT WORRIED BY THE FACT I ALSO GRABBED YOURS?!"

I dodged her shield bash, and I dodged her back slash too. Damn, she's a fast ass chicken-I mean...pheonix.

"Lookie 2x, here, bitch." Calliope said as she was above me, ready to stick the scythe into my stomach.

"YOU CALL YOUR SENPAI A BITCH, BITCH?!"

I dodged, and I went into Yagoo's office, but I somehow stumbled.

Amelia, Ina'nis, and Gura looked at me as I was crawling backwards.

"Alright...look here, Yamada-senpai..." Calliope said as she rested her scythe on her shoulder.

"Calliope, calm down." I put my hand out.

"IT'S NOT KALIYOWP, IT'S KALIYOPEE!" She shouted.

"C-Calliope, listen, it was an accident! An accident!!"

"Well, there are some accidents that can't be apologized for, you know?!"

"I will avenge Calli!" Kiara said.

She went to bash me, but Yagoo stopped them.

"Stop this tomfoolery."

Kiara stopped dead on her tracks, and we all calmed down.

"Put away your weapons."

"Y-Yes...Yagoo..." Calliope and Kiara said.

Kiara put away her sword and shield, and Calliope sheathed her scythe.

"Well, you fought over something trivial." Amelia giggled as she made her way around.

"Trivial?! But he held my-nevermind." Calliope shouted.

"Here. Need help standing up, Yamada-senpai?" Amelia lended her hand.

"Oh, t-thanks, Amelia."

She helped me up.

I saw that Calli was wearing a black uniform, had some sort of headdress, and a ripped robe. Kiara was wearing orange all over with 2 hats, which is kinda weird, and had a weird vibrant hair color, with white stockings. Amelia was wearing something that detective's wore before.

"Yup. Amelia's flat-chested, alright."

I did sense there was something off, but I made sure of it now.

Ina'nis was wearing something related to Cthulu or something, and her chest was a bit...exposing. I also saw that there was a squishy part of her hair, which I wanted to touch, but I held myself back. Gura wore something like a shark's costume.

"Well? How does it feel to meet your kouhais of the next gen?" Yagoo asked in Japanese.

"It feels nice..." I said in English.

"Explain what you meant by 'feels nice'..." Calliope said as she held her scythe.

"I meant that it's nice to see you all!"

I sighed.

Calliope put her hand down.

"How did you girls get here, though? I don't think I made a portal, nor do I think Yamada-sensei made one for you all..."

Unless Yagoo has the affinity for "Portals."

"I made it." Calliope said.

"You can make portals, Calliope?"

"Yup. By the way, just call me Calli. Calliope is way too damn long to pronounce, unless you plan to be formal all the time."

"Hey, your language, Calli. He's our senpai." Ina'nis said.

"S-Sorry." Calli said.

"Calli it is, then." I scratched my head.

"Well, since we're going by nicknames. Call me Ina, Yamada-senpai." Ina'nis said.

"Right...you're Ina now."

"I'm In-now."

Yes, this is gonna be a recurring pic that I'll be putting in back and forth when Ina makes a pun.

We all looked at Ina with a glare.

"Oh...I can tell I'm gonna hate her puns 'till the day I die. GOD, I FEEL LIKE PAPYRUS WITH A FEMALE SANS, EXCEPT SHE DOESN'T GIVE OFF THE ARA-ARA VIBE!"

"So...should I call you Ame?" I faced Amelia.

"You choose. I don't really care what you call me."

"I guess I'll call you Amelia." I said.

I looked at Gura.

"And I'll call you Gura."

"Well, it's gonna be awkward if you call me Gu."

I sweat dropped and giggled nervously.

"And I'll call you-"

Kiara pouted and looked away.

"Hmph!"

"...Kiara..."

Off to a bad fucking start...I can tell out of all of my kouhais in the English division, Kiara dislikes me the most. Not dislike as in she wants me to die, but I'd be the last person on earth she wants to be around.

Calli sighed.

"Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm leaving, with or without you."

"Calli, wait up!" Kiara said as she clinged on Calli.

"Huh, they're a couple, ey?"

"Oh crud. We gotta go. Bye, Yamada-senpai, Yagoo!" Amelia said as she went away while holding her magnifying glass.

"Wait up!" Ina said as she held her book.

"I want to eat porkchop!" Gura said as her hoodie went down, and I saw she had gray hair.

Calli stopped and scratched her cheek. I could sense she was blushing in embarrassment.

"Um...Yamada-senpai?"

"Yeah?"

"...Sorry about your earphones..."

She then ran off fast.

"Calli, wait up!" They said.

I sighed.

"A tsunde-reaper, ey?"

I then connected my earphones back and restored it to good condition.

"Well, what did you call me here for?" I asked Yagoo.

"Just wanted to set you up with the English gen." Yagoo giggled.

"JUST THAT?!"

"That's not all, really." Yagoo became serious.

I put on my serious face as well.

"What is it?"

"Your older self told me about his dream. Something bad will happen today, and it's specifically targeting your precious kouhais in the English branch. Keep a close eye on them."

I nodded.

"Well...is that really all?"

Yagoo nodded.

"Well, I'll be going now, Old Man."

He nodded.

"Make sure to keep an eye on them!"

"Yup!"

"Oh, by the way..."

I stopped dead on my tracks.

"We'll be having a meeting on 10:00 PM. It's gonna be about the collaboration between Nissin Curry Meshi and Hololive. You know, just for preparations."

I chuckled.

"There's a reason why you made it a meeting."

He nodded.

"I already got some representatives in my head, but I do have to see the opinions of the others." Yagoo said.

"Well, we'll discuss this later, Old Man." 

"Yup. Go have fun now." Yagoo said.

I then went out of the building, and got on my motor.

"Well, Aki, Marine, Watame, and Fubuki did arrange a date for the 5 of us. I better head there in the mall instantly, so that I can wait for them."

I then did so, and I parked my motor in the motorcycle parking area.

I then waited at a bench, and I played Bloons TD 6. I played impoppable mode.

After I reached round 9, I saw the girls in my peripheral vision on top.

"Ah! Ohayou!" 

I put my phone in my hoodie's pocket, and I went to them.

"Hey, Yamada!" They waved.

They all had different hairstyles.

Watame did a long ponytail, and rested it on her left shoulder, Marine put her hair down with a small braid on each side, Aki did the hairstyle in her new year costume, and Fubuki was hair down, but had a small braid on her right that's in front of her right ear.

Their clothes are quite fancy.

"Well...ready to go on a date?"

"Nn!"

The first ones to cling is Marine and Aki. They smugged.

"Oh...it just had to be the lewd ones with big boobies to cling on me first, ey?"

I smiled.

Fubuki and Watame pouted.

"Now 2x. What's fair is fair." Marine and Aki said.

Fubuki and Watame pouted more, but they couldn't really go against it.

I read their minds.

"Oh...just you wait...we'll definitely get that juicy meat of his."

I blushed hard.

What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK?! THEY WANT MY DI-well...I'll be honest, they do have nice bodies.

We then went upstairs, and looked at some clothes. The usual women thing. While heading upstairs, I gave a quick peck to Aki and Marine. 

"Ne, what do you think'll fit me?" Fubuki asked.

I looked at the clothes.

One is something cutesy. It's a white top with one of those flappy thingies that go all the way down, and then there's a dark blue bottom skirt to match with it.

On the other hand, it's something a bit more teen-like. It's a white crop top, and on the bottom is a black short shorts.

"Hmm..."

Honestly, I like both.

"Well? Which one do you like? Unless you want to see me with short shorts..." Fubuki teased.

"I'd like to see you wearing this and then a black panty though." 

She blushed.

"Y-You're..."

I then went into her ear.

"Tease me, I tease you back...besides...in all jokes, there's a little bit of truth in that, you dirty fox."

She then blushed hard.

"W-Well...you didn't give me a proper answer though..."

"Honestly, I like both, but I think a crop top might be nice...you know, a bit outdoor-y."

She then picked it.

"Well, I'll pick this then!" Fubuki said.

The other girls picked clothes.

"Ano...Yamada?" Fubuki asked.

"Yeah?"

"You can peek if you want to." Fubuki smugged.

I chuckled.

"Welp, I'm holding you girls to that."

They all blushed.

"U-Uh...."

"What're you waiting for? Go dress up. I'll just stay here guarding the rooms." I said.

They then nodded slowly, and peeked back at me here and there on their way to the dressing room.

"Well..."

I sighed.

"What can I do? I'm bored..."

I stared at some clothes.

I started thinking of curry meshi.

"Hmm...curry meshi, ey?"

I never tried that actually, but it's curry rice. It must be tasty.

"I wonder what the meeting might be about..."

After a while, I saw the girls.

"Well?"

I checked them from bottom to top.

"Can I be honest?"

They nodded.

"You all look very attractive. It could make any man fall for you girls."

They were extremely happy.

"Really? We look that beautiful?!"

"Yup. But remember, out of all the men that find you girls attractive, I'm the only one who gets to touch you."

They giggled.

"Of course. You're our boyfriend after all." They said.

They went back into the dressing room, and changed back into their original outfit.

"So...what do you girls wanna do next?"

"Let's have lunch!"

I sweat dropped.

"Woah...early..."

Well, I won't complain.

We then went to the food court, and...

I started sweating when I saw my kouhais.

"Oh shit...Calli..."

What if she'll kill me and cause a ruckus here in the mall? Please, Calli, I know you're quite western-influenced, but we're in Japan right now!

"What's wrong, Yamada?" Watame asked.

"Nothing. Let's just order our food."

We ordered our food. The employees actually know how to use their gifts, and within 5 seconds, we already got cooked food.

"Wow, I never knew our society would now become like this..." I said as I got the tray and I sat down.

The lucky girl to sit beside me was Watame.

"Hihihi...I'm first, girls." Watame smugged.

They pouted.

Yamada--Watame

Aki--Fubuki--Marine

I kept peeking back and forth to the English division, wondering if they saw me and the girls.

Now that I see them...where's Kiara?

Time rewind~

Calli's POV

We got out, and we went to the mall. We went to Sweets n' Treats.

I pouted.

"Calli, you still haven't moved on from that silly little incident?" Amelia asked.

"It's not that I haven't moved on, but..."

I started blushing a lot.

"Dammit...I might've messed up my chance to actually know Yamada-senpai..."

I mean, ever since I heard those raps, those freestyles, his music, what he did...it's just so cool...

"Well, you did look up to him, didn't you?" Gura asked.

"Well...he is my role model..."

"Don't worry, Calli. I'm sure he didn't think of anything about that." Amelia said.

Kiara then pouted a lot.

"Oh c'mon, Kiara, don't be childish. You know that was just an accident, right?" Ina said.

"It's not about that, you know?" Kiara said.

Kiara's POV

The only reason why I don't really like Yamada-senpai is because Calli has been working herself way too hard to become like Yamada-senpai. I mean...wouldn't she like to take a break, or something?

Calli's POV

"Still, though..."

I mean...I wanted to ask him if he would like to be featured in my EP.

"If you're thinking about making a chance to feature him in your songs, it's not too late. I'm sure fate will bring you two back."

I thought of some rhymes about late and fate.

"Late. Fate. Paste. Taste. Drake. Make. Lake. Rake. Sake. Bake. Take. Paint. Saint" And so on.

"Do you hate Yamada-senpai?" Gura asked.

"N-No..."

"I'll admit though...his songs do have some relatable stuff. Kinda like that time where he said he would just repeat the cycle of doing his business. I would do the same, except for him...it's kinda sad. He didn't have any friends." Amelia said.

Amelia's POV

I started thinking about my childhood memories. My mom, my brother, the Nintendo DS, and other stuff.

"...At least he never got to experience these moments I had." I thought.

Calli's POV

"I know, right? Especially those double entendres he did! Like that Cunningham line, that ethereal bar line, his rhymes are like Eminem, like that 'so real, the real deal, no ordeal, the ideal', and he even made some wordplay like 'vain and vein', 'Cunningham and Cunning ham'-"

I then realized I was starting to get carried away.

"Well? It seems you still like him." Amelia said.

"Y-Yeah...I mean, who wouldn't?" I asked.

Amelia, Gura, and Ina looked at Kiara.

Kiara frowned.

"Hmm? You don't like him?"

"I-It's not that I hate him, but..."

"What is it? I won't get angry, you know?"

Kiara then breathed out.

"I mean...haven't you been trying to chase him so hard?"

"Well...yeah. I mean, he's a cool senpai."

"You sure you aren't pushing yourself too hard?"

"Nah...it's the same thing I did before. This is nothing."

I mean...if I want to be better than Yamada-senpai, I need to work hard on my lyrics. I mean, I don't even know how to freestyle, but he could freestyle while playing eighth note like it's nothing for hell's sake!

"Well...if you say so." Kiara said.

"I'm sure there's another reason you don't like Yamada-senpai, Kiara." Amelia smirked.

Amelia's POV

"She's jealous...she's jealous of Yamada-senpai taking Calli away from Kiara."

After we were done talking, I put my earphones on and listened to 'I Just Wanna Be'

Calli's POV

"H-Huh? There's no more reasons though..." Kiara said.

"Well, I don't know about you guys, but while we're waiting for the drinks and ice cream, I'll just review my lyrics."

I pulled my phone, and I opened the notes.

I then looked at my lyrics.

They did their business, and I did mine.

I looked at the 2nd verse, since I wanna finish the verses before I refine everything.

"*sigh* I wish I could write this in 5-10 minutes like Yamada-senpai did with his songs."

"Calli, just remember, he's him, and you're you. You two are different people. Something like rapping is easy for him, since he did it since he was young." Amelia said.

"I-I guess..."

I started reviewing the lyrics.

"*mumbles* Not what you expected? Lemme tell you straightforward. See you all the way in hell, slamming on your keyboard..."

Okay, change the 'see' into 'hear'...I mean, you slam a keyboard, and you hear keys.

"Go ahead and BE sore...nananana e or..."

What could I put here...?

"I got it..." I mumbled.

Go ahead and BE sore, but I won't run.

"*mumbles* getting shit done."

Okay, lemme think of a way to structure that...

I then found it.

"Go ahead and BE sore, but I won't run, cause I'm a workaholic business-lady getting shit done."

Our ice cream then arrived.

"Oh? I gotta put this away for now." I said.

I put my phone in my pocket.

"Well, enough of your rap. Let's enjoy our day today." Amelia said.

"Yeah...cheer up, Kiara. I mean, Yamada-senpai really didn't mean it." I said.

"You're one to talk." Kiara said.

I blushed and froze up.

"I mean...girls, you know?"

Kiara giggled, and then they all laughed.

"Ugh, whatever! Let's eat the ice cream!"

I ate my ice cream fast, which resulted to brain freeze afterwards.

"Ugh-...my nose..."

I held my nose.

"Are you okay, Calli?" Kiara asked.

"I'm fine...just give me a moment to chill..."

"Ironic, cause you're eating ice cream, and it's already chill." Ina smugged.

"Ina..." We said while looking at her.

We ate our ice cream, and talked about a lot of stuff.

We did our girly stuff, shopping, arcade, looking at instruments, jewelry, shoes, and once it reached lunchtime, we went to the food court. 

Ever since this gift thing happened, society has actually advanced a lot. It would usually take us a lot of time, but we actually got our food within the next 3 seconds.

We sat down, and talked about that.

"Don't you think it's very handy that this gift thing has appeared?" Kiara asked us.

"Yeah. I mean, I remember having to wait for 15 minutes or so, but now, you just get it in an instant." I said.

"At least I won't have to eat cucumbers this time..." Ina said.

"Don't worry. Besides, we gotta have a balanced diet, Ina. Sensei's advice." Amelia said.

"I don't know about you guys, but the only thing I care about is the fact that I can dig in way faster. I'm starving!" Gura said.

We put our hands together, and prayed for the food.

"Itadakimasu!"

We dug in.

Gura ate with her hands.

"Hey, Gura! Don't do that! You know it's bad manners!" Ina said.

"S-Sorry...Bloop influenced me..." Gura said.

Ina got tissues.

"Here. Wipe your hands, and eat with the fork and spoon."

"Yes...Ina...I'm sorry."

Ina giggled.

"Well, it can't be helped if you're influenced by Bloop." Ina said as Gura wiped her hands.

"Alright! Time to eat with a fork and spoon!"

After a while, Kiara drank her water, and stood up.

Kiara's POV

"Guys, I'm gonna go to the bathroom."

They nodded.

I then went to the bathroom, and peed.

"Jeez...this fighting costume is kinda..."

Embarassing...I mean...yellow panties with these white thigh highs? It's...kinda making me feel erotic, and it embarrasses me.

I then finished peeing, and I washed my hands.

I hummed, and after drying my hands, I looked in the mirror.

I fixed my hair.

I then smiled.

"Beautiful."

There was a bit of hair not arranged properly. 

I then saw a big figure suddenly teleport to my back.

"Wha-"

I tried to activate my gift, but he grabbed the bottom part of my face with his hands so quickly, and he turned me towards him so fast. I also felt quite weak.

"H-H-H-H-He just..."

I didn't even have enough time to activate my gift, nor was I fast enough to react quickly. I was only able to move for a split second, and here I am.

"I agree with you, Kiara. You're quite the beauty."

"W-Who are you, you ugly cancer-looking motherfucker?!" I said, but my mouth was muffled.

He grabbed my face even tighter, and I was in pain.

"Okay, listen here, you chicken bitch. I ain't taking what you said lightly."

He giggled.

"Though...anybody relating to Hololive will be nice bait..."

"Bait? Bait for who?"

"Oh, poor you...without you, they're miserable...but that's how I like it...society needs to feel what I felt before..."

He then teleported me away to some sort of...forest? I don't know. There was this huge plain, and then there were trees surrounding this in a circle.

"Now..."

He taped my mouth with strong tape. Don't know if it's flex tape or duct tape.

He then tied my hands with something. I knew it wasn't something physical, but I don't know exactly what it is.

He knelt down.

"So...you hate Yamada, huh?"

"I DON'T HATE HIM, YOU! YOU FU-"

"But you're jealous..."

He giggled and sat down.

"You fell for Calli. You used to be heterosexual, but now, I don't know what you are. Bisexual? Lesbian? Maybe Pansexual? Who knows?" He giggled.

"You're jealous that Calli will be led by Yamada, leaving you behind, and you get to spend less time with her."

"T-That's not..."

"I can read your thoughts, you know? Don't lie, Kiara. You want him to die, right?"

"I'm not that immoral, you fucking dweeb! I just don't want Calli to be too consumed into her career!"

"Says you, a girl that was a participant for the summer olympics. I know how hard you trained for it. I can see all the memories you had. You worked hard, learning Japanese, training for the olympics, voice acting, singing, and other stuff. You're a hypocrite, Kiara. You just won't admit it."

"I-I...I'm a hypocrite...?"

"Yes, you are. Why else would you hate Yamada? I mean...he worked harder than all of you. All of his life was spent working day to night. Dancing, singing, voice acting, making music, fighting, coping with depression, and other shit he needed to take care of, and despite all that, he looks normal. He looks like he could breeze through with no problems. You're jealous of that, cause all you're good at is language. You were never good at anything else, you didn't have friends. Boo hoo, you're so fucking stupid, and naive, Kiara." He laughed.

I started crying, and actually started believing his words.

"I-I mean...I never hated him...it's just that ever since I heard Calli idolized him, that's when I started being concerned...She was working way too hard."

"Unless...you want to join me...beating Yamada."

I widened my eyes.

"Together, Yamada will never exist, and the world will go back like it used to be. Calli will only focus on you."

I immediately shook my head.

"Kill me if you want to, but I will never kill anyone! Not even him!"

"Him? Not 'Yamada-senpai'? You really do despise him."

"I-I don't hate him! How many times do I have to get that in your meatbrain, meathead?!"

He got veins on his head, and tried to punch me.

I braced for impact, and after a while, he giggled.

"Oh, how cute girls' reactions are..."

He looked at me.

"You're gonna be bait, so if I hurt you, the quality fades away."

"Bait for who?! Don't bring the others into this!"

"For Yamada."

I widened my eyes.

"Why him?!"

He sat down.

"You see...me and him are alike...but the only difference is...he has a family...a kouhai...friends...I never got any of those...but the only thing that kept me alive...was this gift...with this gift, I could rule the world. The other thing that kept me alive was money. With money, you can buy anything. Even life. 'You can't buy life'? Bullshit. Give a person enough money to last for a lifetime, and they'll be willing to be your bitch." He laughed.

I widened my eyes.

"Everybody...don't save me, please...I don't want anybody to be hurt...this guy is a maniac!"

Time present~

Calli's POV

I looked at the pathways.

"What's taking Kiara so long?" I said.

"Yeah. Didn't she say she just wanted to pee?" Gura asked.

"Hmm...should I go check it? I'm done with my food." Ina said.

"Nah, if anybody, it should be me. My gift is perfect for this, in case something went downhill." Amelia said.

Amelia then stood up.

Amelia's POV

I went towards the bathroom of this floor. I know there's only one bathroom per floor, so I went to the women's bathroom.

I checked the stalls. They were all unlocked, and I did not see Kiara's shoes.

"Where is she...?"

I looked everywhere, and activated my gift.

I hope I won't look like a weirdo.

I saw fingerprints on the sink. There were a lot of fingerprints, but I saw Kiara's after using my magnifying glass.

"Hmm..."

Her thumb is on top, and her other fingers are on the side...

I also saw footprints facing outwards in a position that, if I tried to put my shoes relative to it, will be in an uncomfortable position.

I also noticed that there was 2 big footprints facing 2 small footprints.

I also noticed that the fingerprints were relatively visible, meaning that Kiara was clenching her hands.

When I checked for Kiara's footprints going out of this bathroom. I didn't see anything. I only saw her footprints leading towards here, and it ended at the sink, meaning that Kiara never went out of the bathroom to do something. 

I also noticed there was no other way to escape this room, other than the door, supporting the fact that Kiara didn't go out.

Yamada's POV

I took a peek at them, and I saw Amelia standing up, and I suspected she was going to the bathroom. I did notice Kiara was gone, so I thought maybe something happened to Kiara, and Amelia went to check it out.

I ate my food fast.

"Girls, I'll be going for a bit." I said as I got a tissue, and quickly wiped my mouth.

"Where are you going?" They asked.

"To the bathroom."

I then put my hoodie on, stayed relatively far away from Amelia, and once I arrived to the bathroom, I leaned on the wall, waiting for Amelia to go outside. I also concealed my presence by putting an imaginary face shield that trapped my air inside.

Amelia's POV

With this information, I can possibly deduce that Kiara was captured by someone.

"But who could it be...?"

If Kiara really was captured, this is really bad.

"I gotta tell this to the others."

As I went out, I heard a certain guy to my right, which was Yamada-senpai.

Yamada's POV

"Amelia."

She looked at her right, with a bit of surprise.

"Yamada-senpai?"

"Judging from your look, Kiara went to the bathroom, and after noticing she hasn't come back yet, you decided to come here to see if she was still there. Going into your thoughts, you hypothesized that Kiara has been captured by someone, right?"

She nodded.

I clenched my fists that were inside my hoodie's pocket.

"That fucker again..."

Mr. Weaboo...when will you give up?

"Yamada-senpai? Do you have anything that can help knowing about Kiara's whereabouts?"

"I don't know, but Amelia, your hypothesis is the conclusion."

Amelia widened her eyes.

"What?!"

"What you possibly deduced is true. Kiara is captured."

I squinted my eyes.

"And it's by my archenemy."

"A-Archenemy?"

"No time to explain, but from what I'm thinking, he's trying to use Kiara to bait me."

"I-I gotta tell this to the others-"

I held her hand.

"Amelia, can you keep my word?"

"W-What is it?"

"Whatever you do, don't let anybody go after Kiara. It's a trap. I'm the only one who can save her. If anybody goes there, they'll get captured, or at worst, die."

"But wasn't she bait for you, or whatever you said?"

"Yes."

"Then don't you need all the help you can get?!"

"No. It's my fight. If anybody goes there...I can't imagine what would happen. I definitely know my archenemy will do dirty tricks, and I don't want anybody to get involved in his dirty tricks. Can you keep it, Amelia?"

Amelia thought about it.

"I'll try to the best of my abilities."

"Fubuki, Watame, Marine, and Aki are in the food court. Find them, and keep them safe. Do not let any of them, not even your friends, go after Kiara."

Amelia nodded.

"I wish you good luck, Yamada-senpai."

I chuckled.

"I took care of the mall incident before. I could never die."

Amelia smiled.

I let go of her, and she ran to the food court.

I went to the men's bathroom, got into the stalls, and I made a portal to the top of the Hololive building.

I put on my mask.

"Now...how am I gonna find Kiara in this whole country?"

I then thought of something.

"That's it. Echolocation. If I go everywhere, I can find Kiara's location in no time."

It'll be a hassle, since echolocation is gonna bounce on a lot of structures, which will create a messy image, but it's better than nothing.

Yamada-sensei's POV

I teleported to Kaoru's house.

"Woah! Hey there, Yamada."

"Hey, Kaoru."

We did a man hug.

"Hey, Yamada! You finally got a chance to see us." Suzaku said.

We did a man hug too.

"So...what's the situation?" Kaoru said.

"It's time for our gakuseis to go on their first mini war."

"WAR?! WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING IN THEIR UNIVERSE?!" Kaoru and Suzaku shouted.

"Now 2x. I meant something similar to Infinity War. All of them vs Mr. Weeaboo."

They grinned.

"Oh, that? Well, this'll be exciting..."

"Besides...young Yamada needs to make a lot of friends as much as he can. He needs those friends along the way." I said.

I made a portal to the top of the Hololive's building.

"Here's the location." I said as I held Kaoru's and Suzaku's shoulder, and shared my memories to them.

"That's the location of young Kiara, and I already told young Kaoru and young Suzaku about this."

They smirked.

"Well, time to inform the others." Kaoru said.

"Will we have to get involved?" Suzaku asked.

"Unfortunately, no. I did dream where we will have to fight alongside our gakuseis." I giggled.

"Well, this'll be fun, knowing what our gakuseis are capable of." Suzaku grinned.

Yamada's POV

I activated both "Swift Fox" and "Vampire". I also activated Fubuki and Mel's eyes, with my right eye being Fubuki's, and my left eye being Mel's.

After 30 minutes of going around the city, taking a bit of LF, switching to Kanata's eyes occasionally, and taking a few breaks, I found Kiara's location.

I went into the trees, and I searched for Kiara.

After echolocating for a while, I visualized 2 people to my left.

"It must be Kiara and Mr. Weeaboo."

I then went there.

Amelia's POV

I ran towards Calli and the others.

"Guys! Good news and bad news!"

"What is it?" They asked.

"Good news: Yamada-senpai went to find Kiara, and he knows where she is, kinda."

"Yamada-senpai? Whatever. What's the bad news?" Calli asked.

"Bad news...somebody held Kiara captive in Japan, and Yamada-senpai went alone."

Everybody widened their eyes.

"What?!" They said.

Calli activated her gift, and held her scythe.

"Why'd you let him go alone?!"

"I-I tried to stop him, but-"

"Oh god, the most cliche thing had to happen. I don't care if it's his fight or something, but we're a team! Remember what our senseis said?"

"I know. 'Hololive is a team. Never go alone.'"

"Then why'd you leave him alone?!"

"He said something about...his archenemy, and about ugly consequences."

"I don't know what might happen, but we need to do something. Kiara is also our friend. We can't just let Yamada-senpai save her himself!"

"But how are we gonna find him?" I asked Calli.

"That...I don't know...but I'll find a way." 

Calli then went into ethereal form, and flew away by going through the wall.

Calli's POV

"I don't know what I'm gonna do, but I'll search everywhere if I have to!"

I went to the very top of the mall, and I teleported to every place I know. 

"Kiara...please be safe...we can't lose a friend." Calli said.

"Yeah...a 'friend.'"

"Shut up, author. This is a serious moment."

"A-Ah...gomenasorry."

Amelia's POV

"Ina! Gura! Let's find Fubuki, Watame, Aki, and Marine-senpai!"

They nodded.

We then searched for them.

Ina then came to me with them.

"I found our senpais!" Ina said.

"That's good! Let's find Gura!"

"Ah crud, where's Gura?"

"Oh no..."

She better not have strayed too far.

We looked everywhere to find a blue hoodie, and we found her. I found her first.

"Gura! Please tell our senpais the situation!"

"U-Uh..."

"Please! You're the 2nd best in Japanese out of all of us!"

"W-Well...okay."

Gura then explained as best as she could to the senpais.

"U-Um...Kiara-chan?" Fubuki asked.

We nodded.

They talked at each other.

"D-Do...Do you...know Yamada...place?" Marine asked.

"No. We don't know where Yamada-senpai went." Gura said in Japanese.

We tried to brainstorm.

"How are we gonna find them?!" We said. Both our senpais and us.

"Yo." Calli-sensei said out of nowhere.

"Uwah!" We jumped a bit.

"Calli-sensei?!" I said.

"Hehe. Just wanted to inform you guys."

Calli-sensei told us their whereabouts.

"Really? Then make a portal now-" I was cut off.

"I'M COMING, KIARA!" Gura shouted.

Gura then dove to a wall, but dove head first, and hurt herself.

She then held her head.

"Why is there no portal-"

"IDIOT! WE'RE NOT GOING JUST YET!"

Calli-sensei sighed.

"1: Not all the Hololive members are contacted. 2: Wait until the time is right." She said in English and Japanese.

"What's happening at Yamada-senpai's side, at least?" Ina asked.

"Don't worry...he's managing."

Yamada's POV

I went towards the location.

I then went along the trees, and I looked for him.

"Where's Mr. Weeaboo...?"

I widened my eyes.

"Behind you." Mr. Weeaboo said.

I braced for impact, since I knew I couldn't attack in time.

I prepared a physical barrier on my whole body, and I strengthened my body by 500kgs.

He punched me, and I got launched back a lot. It fuckin' hurt!

In training, Yamada-sensei told me I was like Wolverine when I was in berserk mode, so I needed to learn how to do claws normally, since I somehow was able to make claws.

I did so, and I clawed the ground to stop myself.

I then retracted the claws.

"Now that I think about it, I have became the Wolverine of Hololive."

I could use swords, guns, and stuff, but it seems my main weapon is now gonna be claws.

It started to rain.

I heard muffled shouting, and I looked behind me to see Kiara.

"Kiara!"

I got rid of the tape on her mouth.

"Are you okay?" I brushed her hair aside.

"Yamada-senpai...why did you come for me?!"

"It's fucking obvious, Kiara. You're my kouhai, a Hololive member, and a dear friend of Calli, Ina, Amelia, and Gura."

She frowned.

"But still...I-"

Mr. Weeaboo clapped slowly.

"Kiara, wait for me. I promise we'll make it out." I said.

I stood up, and faced him.

"Well...it seems you have arrived here for your precious kouhai, Yamada..."

I got my claws out.

"You wanna have a fight? Let's have a fuckin' fight."

Mr. Weeaboo stopped clapping.

"You know, Yamada? There's something you should know..."

I rushed towards him while activating "Lion King."

"You see, Kiara hates you."

"So what?!"

I then jumped, and tried to pounce at him, but he swiftly changed position.

I looked behind me to see him near Kiara.

"Kiara loves Calli, not in a way as a friend, but as a love interest." 

While he said that, I was making my way fast, and I pounced at him.

He disappeared, and I looked everywhere for him.

"Normally, Kiara would leave Calli alone to her own devices, but ever since you became Calli's role model, Calli has been working herself so hard lately."

I found him.

"SHUT UP!"

I know what he's doing. He's trying to wear me down mentally.

"And because of that, Kiara is worried that Calli just might end up passing out because she's trying to become better than you."

"SO WHAT?! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! CALLI IS CALLI! IF SHE'LL OVERTAKE ME, SO BE IT! MATTER OF FACT, I'D LOVE IT!"

I pounced at him, and he disappeared.

"Because of that...Kiara hates you."

I looked at him.

He's got Kiara free, but he's got a knife on her neck.

I slowly walked towards him.

"Mr. Weeaboo..." I said angrily.

"Aren't you pissed at this bitch? Pissed at this bitch wanting you to get away from Calli?"

I chuckled.

I started walking towards him slowly.

"Honestly...no."

"Why?"

"I don't care if Kiara hates me. I'm used to hate."

I heated my claws with "Fire Manipulation."

"Besides, I don't need to make everybody my girlfriend..." I smirked.

I strengthened my arms by 100kg, and I stopped.

"I'm not Kiara's father. I don't get to control who she loves. Besides, it's not that she hates me. She's just really concerned about Calli. Know the difference."

Kiara giggled.

"Yamada-senpai...I think I really do hate you..." 

"Why?" I smiled.

I know she's just trying to get me away. The cliche thingy.

"I mean...I've been wanting you to get away from Calli...don't you hate me for that?"

"Nah. It means you're clingy. You're willing to protect Calli. I honestly like that in a person. I don't care if you hate me, Kiara, but I like you. As a kouhai, of course, and as a person that likes to protect something precious."

I looked at Mr. Weeaboo.

"Let her go, Mr. Weeaboo. She's just bait, isn't she?"

There's no way he's gonna kill her....right?

"Oh? What if I said NO?!"

He then slitted her throat.

I widened my eyes, and I was suddenly distraught.

"No...no 3x. Not again...I don't want anybody to die like before!"

Kiara then was dead, and fell to the ground.

I started hyperventilating. 

I heated my claws so much, it's as hot as lava, my strength was peaking, and I was about to go berserk again.

"Hehehe. IT'S TIME FOR ME TO RETALIATE!"

He started running towards me.

"Kiara..."

No...Kiara...I could've saved you...I let somebody die again on my watch...

I clenched my fists harder, and I can feel my hair about to grow longer again...until...

"KIKIREKI!!" 

I heard a bird. A gush of wind was sent to us, and I became sane again.

I felt a hot aura emitting from the bird.

"K-Kiara...?" I mumbled.

She flew. She was a pheonix, flying in a circle.

"Huh...she can do that..." Mr. Weeaboo said.

After a while, I heard a man scream.

"GET AWAY FROM YAMADA-KUN!" 

I then heard something launch.

Afterwards, I looked behind me, and saw a gigantic flying beyblade heading towards Mr. Weeaboo and me.

I dashed back, and the beyblade shrunk, and stopped.

I looked to my right.

"Kaoru?"

Kaoru grinned.

"Sorry, we're late to the party!" He shouted.

Suzaku then came with his blade, and tried to clash with Mr. Weeaboo.

They clashed a bit, and Suzaku was launched back a bit.

"Hey! We're finally here!"

"Yamada!" Sora shouted.

I looked at my back, and saw everybody. Even the Indonesia and Chinese branch are here.

"What the-I told you guys to stay back! Leader's orders! And why the hell are the Indonesian and Chinese here?!"

"We can't possibly do that, can we?" Roberu said.

"Idiot, you need help, pervert." Risu said.

"I mean...Quantity over quality, right?" Civia said.

They panted.

"Oh man, give us a bit of time to breath." They all said.

"WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE!" I shouted.

"No, we're in a war!" They all smirked.

They all activated their gifts.

"Yamada! Go get him!" Kanata said as she knelt and prayed.

Everybody else prepared. 

"'Hololive is a team. Never go alone.' Remember?" Sora said as she stood to my right.

"Yamada, give us the order, and we'll beat his ass." Miko said as she prepared a knife on her mouth, and prepared 2 SMGs.

"Yamada...I'm getting crazy, you know? I can't waste this LF.~♥" Suisei said.

"Give us the order, leader!"

"Everybody..."

"Yamada-senpai!" Calli shouted.

She knelt down in front of me while facing forward.

"You're an idiot, you know?! There's no way you can defeat somebody with 1k LF on your own! You'd need to berserk, if I remember correctly."

I giggled.

"I'm glad you're concerned, Calli."

She blushed.

"O-Of course! You're my senpai!"

"Sorry, Yamada-senpai! I tried!" Amelia said as she stood with a terrier on her side.

"At least you tried."

I did telepathy with Kiara.

"Kiara! Are you ready?"

"I'm ready when you all are ready!"

I then heated my claws again, and my strength to 100kg.

"Operation:Save Kiara is a go, people! Objective: Kill Mr. Weeaboo!"

"Ryoukai! Leader!"

We then charged.

"CHARGE, MUDAFUCKAS!"

I looked at Subaru.

"Subaru! Launch me!"

"Ryoukai!"

I jumped, activated "Lightning Speed", and she launched me.

While that happened, Kaoru sent a beyblade to divert Mr. Weeaboo exactly where we wanted him.

I then went towards Mr. Weeaboo, and he dodged.

Mr. Weeaboo's POV

Shit. Didn't expect all of Hololive to come.

I dodged his attack.

"Behind you, motherfucker."

I dodged Calli's scythe.

I jumped into the air to avoid land attacks.

Coco then appeared on top of me, and slammed me to the ground.

"Goddamnit! I forgot Yamada can make portals for the others!"

Coco then flew and got off.

Kiara then came at me in her pheonix form.

I made a portal in front of her, and I continued falling.

Roboco rained bullets at me, Subaru sent balls at me, Lamy and Artia sent icicles towards me, Flare sent fireballs at me, Marine sent cannonballs at me, and the others sent stuff at me.

"Okay, enough playing. Time to get out-"

Before I knew it, I landed on the ground exactly in front of Yamada.

"HE MADE A PORTAL?!"

He clawed me down, and I regenerated quickly.

"NOW! MINNA!"

They all jumped at me, and I couldn't get off. I bet Yamada made himself heavy.

I wanted to make a portal on my back, but if I did, they'd enter my lair. 

The best I could do is put physical barriers, and put on strength amplification.

I then did so, and prepared for the worst.

I then got jumped. My LF was decreasing rapidly, and I was almost maimed.

Subaru hit me in the balls, Choco whipped my body, my ears were screaming help cause of Sora, and the others with voices, Marine sliced me so much, I got used to it, Calli stabbed me with a scythe, and whacked my head with a flail, Suisei slitted my throat, and tried to cut me everywhere, Gura stuck her trident into my face repeatedly, I was injected with Amelia's conconction, Roberu threw acid at my body, Botan clawed me so much, Rosalyn tried to make me go insane, Moona sent a lot of rocks at me, and everybody else did what they needed to do.

"Kuso! I need to get out!"

Afterwards, I saw Kiara go up into the air, and diving towards me.

"Is she crazy?! She'll also kill Yamada! Unless..."

Yamada's POV

"C'mon...just a bit more..."

I felt Kiara coming in hot, but I'm not slowing time down just yet.

"C'mon...!"

After I felt a very hot aura behind me, I slowed time down greatly. 1:60.

"Now, Kiara!"

I put a UTF on her, and she dove towards Mr. Weeaboo, but before I knew it, he disappeared.

"Shit!"

I made a portal on the ground so that Kiara wouldn't injure herself.

She then went up into the air, and I sped time up again.

"...Fuck." I mumbled.

Everybody slowly deactivated their gifts.

"We're we..." Choco said.

"Too slow?" Suisei said.

"No...I just didn't think it through..."

Mr. Weeaboo has "Copy." I remember that one girl that said that, which means he can do everything I can do. I forgot that.

I looked at Kiara.

"How am I gonna turn her back..."

Calli teleported beside me.

"You can't...you're gonna have to wait until she reaches her 3-minute mark."

"And how long is that?"

"Dunno...but I do know she has been in pheonix form for more than 1 minute." Calli said.

"Yamada? Do I need to use water to calm her down?" Doris asked.

"YOU'LL KILL HER!" Me, Calli, Ina, Amelia, and Gura shouted.

"Yamada-senpai, should I use ice on Kiara-chan?" Lamy asked.

"THAT'S EVEN WORSE!"

"Kuso, how do I get her back to human form forcefully...?"

I then thought of something.

Make a small imaginary box, shroud everything in a UTF, except for Kiara, and then speed time up.

"Got it."

I then did so, which did cost a lot of LF, but I managed to do it.

She then came flying down, and turned back into a human.

I then slowed time down, and got rid of the UTF.

"I'm back!"

Everybody clapped.

"THIS IS NOT A CIRCUS!" I shouted.

The sun started to show.

I went up to Kiara, and she slowly frowned.

She then held her hands together, and she looked down.

"Kiara..." I smiled.

"...I'm sorry I got captured by that guy."

"Nah 2x. It's okay. He just keeps doing it."

I'm gonna have to check the website again. I did notice not a lot of people except for Mr. Weeaboo and his underlings are coming after us anymore.

"I-I'm sorry, Yamada-senpai. I was being childish, and..."

"And...?"

"I-I...I didn't mean to hate you!"

I giggled.

"You never hated me. You're just confused, Kiara."

"E-Eh?"

"If you never saw Calli as a love interest, you wouldn't be that cautious around her. It's normal to be like that."

She then hugged me.

"K-Kiara?" I blushed.

I felt her boin boins on me.

"Thank you...Yamada-senpai...I hope you can forgive me."

2 things.

1: I forgave Pekora
2: I forgive Kiara.

I then felt a dark aura behind me.

"*whistles* Back at it again with another harem member, ey?" Roberu said.

Risu whistled.

"That's not my business, pervert." Risu said.

Artia took a picture.

"Oh yeah...we got something to remember, girls." Artia said.

I then thought of lyrics in my head with the flow like Wet Dreamz - J. Cole.

"And when I feel the breasts of her, and I sense the members there on my back, I know I won't survive.~"
"Cause I know that Kiara's oblivious to the situation at hand. Man, I'm gon' to die.~"

I then gently tapped her back twice, and she let go.

I took a breather.

"Besides, I'm not the only one who's worried."

I looked at Calli and the others.

"Calli? Mind taking my place here?"

She nodded.

I then went to the others and looked at them.

Calli's POV

I went to Kiara.

I then blushed.

"U-Um..."

Kiara giggled.

"No need to say words, Calli. I know you were extremely worried."

"What the-no! I wasn't that worried..."

I then sighed.

"Kiara, we were quite worried what happened to you. We were...sad..."

Kiara then frowned.

I also frowned.

"I mean...if one of us is gone, then it's just not gonna be the same." I scratched my head.

Kiara then cried.

"You know...I was thinking about those cliche things..." Kiara said.

She looked at me in the eyes.

"Where I thought maybe it's okay if I was gone...but after hearing what you said...I just didn't want to go away...but you're also stupid, Calli."

"E-Eh?!"

"I can't die, remember? If I'm killed, I'll just revive!"

She then hugged me a lot, and cried.

"I'm happy...that I get to see you guys again!"

"Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug!" Everybody chanted at me, even Gura and the others.

After some seconds of hesitation and embarrassment, I hugged her slowly.

"YEAH!" Everybody cheered.

I blushed so hard.

"I swear I'm gonna die from embarrassment..."

"But you're death! There's no way you'll die!" Kiara said and giggled.

Yamada's POV

I was leaning on a tree as I looked at them. A bit far from all of them.

I smiled.

"Ah...teetee couples." I closed my eyes.

I hope that Calli and Kiara will get along.

"You won't make them your wives?"

"It really depends on the circumstances I'll be put in. Who knows? They'll become a couple, but when they get married, I'm their husband. It really just depends on the future events."

I then saw Kaoru and Suzaku approach me to the left of my peripheral vision.

"Hey." I said to them.

They waved.

"We haven't introduced ourselves yet, Yamada-kun." Kaoru said.

"Nah, I know who you 2 are already."

"But still, we gotta have our introductions." Suzaku said.

They put their hand out.

"I'm Tsukishita Kaoru."

"And I'm Yakushiji Suzaku."

I shook both of their hands one by one.

"So...you planning to stick around for a bit?"

"Well...please forgive us." Kaoru said.

"Yeah...we're kinda busy with our lives like them. Please tell Roberu and the others to forgive me and Kaoru."

"Yeah 2x. So, wanna go back to the city now?"

"Yup. Tell them we said goodbye!"

Kaoru and Suzaku then ran off.

"Bye, Yamada-kun!" They shouted as they turned towards me and back.

I wanted to stop them, but I didn't, and just smiled.

"I didn't even get to say my goodbye."

It was short-lived, but hey, at least it's better than not meeting them at all.

I then walked to the others.

"So...everybody done with their moments?"

"Yes!" Everybody said, even Kiara.

"Y-Yeah..." Calli said, both annoyed, and embarrassed.

"Wait, where's Kaoru and Suzaku-senpai?" Temma asked.

"They went ahead of us." I giggled nervously.

"SERIOUSLY?! WE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SAY GOODBYE TO THEM!" The Holostar members said.

"Well, don't mind them. I'm sure they're doing something for their lives."

I then looked at the girls.

"Hey, now that I think about it..."

They looked at me.

"Our clothes are all wet."

"Ah, you're right." They looked at their clothes.

"Hmm..." I held my chin.

"This is a feast to the eyes. Better burn the image into my mind."

Like damn, look at those bras. That's hot.

All the girls pointed their weapons at me after realizing my perverted moment.

"What did you just think right now?" They all asked.

"What the fu-oh yeah...Aqua and Suisei...Fuck."

"Um..."

Damn, a boy can't get his perverted moments out for even a little bit?

The boys defended me.

"Stop with your childish things and move on!"

They then winked at me.

"Arigatou! Boys!"

The girls then lowered their weapons, but there was still anger in the atmosphere.

I then made portals to multiple locations, and I activated Kanata's eyes.

"Okay...you guys know exactly what portals you need to go to, except for the English division, since I don't know where their apartments are. Calli, you can make portals, right?"

She nodded.

"Sorry I can't make one." I said.

"Nah, it's okay." Calli said.

"Well, everybody, you go to your respective portals, and I'll go through mine."

Besides, I gotta practice the dance moves I made for the zumba.

They then went through, and the English went to their places.

I then closed their portals.

I then rested for a bit.

"Damn..."

Okay, gotta admit, that was quite tiring.

I then facepalmed, and threw a bit of a tantrum.

"I forgot the gift for Sora and Subaru...!"

"FUCK! YAMADA-SENSEI! I NEED HELP!"