"Konnichiwa! The Mage of Hololive, Shirazaki Yamada, is here!" I clapped twice.

"Today starts the official day where I will do the Hardcore Minecraft challenge. Yes, I'm unoriginal, and hopping on trends." I laughed.

"So, this series will end when I die once, so this could either end this episode, or it could end in the future. Who knows? I probably might die early." I laughed.

"Anyway, let's go start this, shall we?"

I made a hardcore Minecraft world, and I spawned in the plains.

"Okay, to start off, I spawned in the plains-WOAH!"

I spawned literally next to a village.

"I'M SO FUCKING LUCKY, MADOSHIS!"

The chat went wild.

"This is quite lucky."

"Now this ain't that hardcore now...except when it's nighttime."

"He better protect that village now."

"Okay, gotta start getting wood fast." I giggled.

I cut the logs on the houses.

"I'll get the logs, then I'll use the stone on these houses, and I'll start to get more wood."

I then did so, and I managed to get a lot of wood. I also went and mined a lot of stone and slept. I was lucky to not have any mobs spawn near me, and the next day, I covered the whole village with stone walls, and I lit up the whole village.

"Okay, time to start with small projects..."

For this stream, I started by making a bigger farm for wheats, and carrots, lit up the whole area, including the outside, made a bigger pig farm, and went to find 2 sheep and cows.

After doing so, I then went mining. I made a lot of furnaces, secured my little safe area, and I made a shield and a chestplate.

"Madoshis, my hand is literally shivering right now." I laughed.

I went mining for more iron, and I got redstone and gold.

I then mined it, and continued mining.

I then went up to the surface, and I slept.

"Okay, I'll make more iron tools, make a full iron armor set, and then I'll do more."

I then did so, and I made a temporary dirt frick chamber for them by getting them in a boat, and getting them inside. For the green ones...I left them to die. Fuck those green villagers.

"Okay, you all are inside now, right? Stay inside!" I laughed.

I then destroyed all the houses, and I made a small house for myself.

"It's shitty, but it's better than being out in the open."

I then secured my little house with cobblestone walls.

"Better safe than sorry." I giggled.

I then slept, and for the end of the stream, I decided to make preparations for the automatic wheat and carrot farm.

"In the next stream, I'm planning to be a bit more ambitious, and start getting involved in danger. I'll leave the details to you, madoshis." I giggled.

In the middle of the stream, Yamada-sensei telepathically said that our training will be shifted to 3:30 PM for now, cause all of us decided to go over 1 hour in our streams.

I just finished exactly before the training was gonna happen, and I ended the stream.

I then dressed up, and went through the portal.

We met with the others, and we went to train.

In the 1st half of the 2nd part of training, me and Yamada-sensei talked about berserk mode, strengthening my mental capabilities, and one other thing.

For berserk mode, basically, it involves something that could fuck with a person's brain so badly, you turn into a killing machine. Something similar to Mangekyou Sharingan, minus the eyes, and minus the batman. It doesn't have to be tragic, as long as it makes the person have extreme anger.

There's a pseudo-berserk mode though, which is what happened to the girls when I almost died, and they activated their gifts the first time. They're in berserk mode, but their appearance is the same. The way to tell if a person is in psuedo-berserk mode is if their sclera is the only thing visible.

For strengthening my mental capabilities, the ones with seduction and other gifts related to psychology trained along with me, and...well, I kinda improved.

"Okay, Aloe. Seduce him."

Aloe nodded.

We sat in front of each other, and she activated her gift.

If I can resist for at least 10 seconds, I can move on to the next stage.

"Don't kiss her. Don't kiss her." I repeatedly chanted in my head.

After 9 seconds, fuck it. I grabbed her, and pinned her to the ground while licking her neck. It's also supported by the fact I haven't fapped yet. I forgot what it's like to grab my dick.

"Y-Yamada-senpai..."

"That's enough." Yamada-sensei said.

The effect was off, and we stood up.

"Gomen, Yamada-sensei. I couldn't resist for 10 seconds." I scratched my head.

He then thought up something.

He snapped his fingers.

"I know how to fix this!"

This time, it was Kira that sat in front of me.

"There's no way you can lick a man's neck, can you? You're heterosexual, after all."

YAMADA-SENSEI IS A MUDAFUCKIN' GENIUS! I REALLY CAN'T ATTACK KIRA BECAUSE KIRA HAS A SHLONG!

Kira then seduced me, and I tried resisting. This time, I had another thought in mind to resist it.

"It's a trap. It's a trap."

Before I knew it, I resisted for about a minute. 

I opened my eyes.

"Huh? What's wrong?"

Everybody had a pog face.

"Did you just resist for a whole minute?!" They shouted.

"Eh?"

"Do you know the trick?" Yamada-sensei asked.

I looked up.

I thought back while I was resisting. I actually felt relaxed.

"The thing is, you were tensing while you were resisting, when you should've been relaxed."

"Wait...is this how it works? 'Seduction' doesn't actually seduce you, but arouses you for a split-second, and if you somehow give in, it lasts for a long time, and you need to resist, but if you're calm, even if you're aroused, it goes away after a couple of seconds?"

"Well, it's kinda like that, but that's the general idea. I'm glad you could notice." He giggled.

"Y-Yeah..." I giggled nervously.

I then tried it. I could only go up to the point where I only survive for 3 seconds when Choco and Aloe seduce me. I was able to resist for 15 seconds on Aloe though. For Echo's, I resisted for 20 seconds. Don't worry, I only pinned Echo down, cause I'm not a lolicon.

After they left to learn one more thing, Yamada-sensei and me had a little talk.

"So...there's this one thing that's been bothering me last night." Yamada-sensei said.

"What is it?"

"It's my dream."

"Does it involve Technoblade?"

"No, you nerd."

We laughed.

"In all seriousness, it does actually concern me..."

"In what way?"

"Well, let me just explain my dream to you..."

Yamada-sensei's dream~

Yamada's POV

"Argh!" The girl said as I choked her to the tree.

I don't know who this girl is, but I do know she's a part of Hololive.

Whatever she did, I know it was something I could not forgive easily.

I put my face on her neck, but I didn't have sexual intent.

"Listen here, you little slut." I said.

"W-What is it...?"

"If you touch her again, I won't hesitate to kill you. Understand, you fucking whore?"

She nodded, and I bashed her head to the tree, and walked out.

The next day~

I met up with everybody. I saw some dark silhouettes.

As I made my way to my seat, I heard them gossiping.

"He really did that to her?" Korone asked.

"What happened, exactly?" Suisei asked.

"Did Yamada start it all, or...?" Aqua asked.

I sat down, and I still heard them gossiping about me as I leaned on the desk. 

"Don't beat it, Yamada. We're sure you did nothing wrong." Roberu assured me as he patted my shoulder.

End of dream~

I just looked at him with a confused face.

"What the hell...?"

"Because of my 'Foreshadowing' gift, this possibly could represent something about a huge conflict between you and the girls for whatever reason. It could actually happen, or it could just be a metaphor for what could happen in the future."

I then thought about the girls, and clenched my fists.

"Is it a traitor?"

"No, but the girl did something a bit...messed up, and in turn, made you pissed, and got spread out to everybody else."

So all in all, it means that all the Hololive members heard it from a snitch within Hololive that must've seen me and the girl.

"I don't know when it'll happen, but...it's quite a complicated matter."

"Well, I'll figure something out if it happens. No use trying to be Seiya if I don't know what might possibly happen."

We giggled.

We went out, and we did the 2nd half of the 2nd part of training.

Aqua came near me.

"Huh? What's wrong?" I asked.

"Yamada-senpai didn't tell you yet?" Aqua asked.

"Oh yeah, forgot to tell you. This time,young Aqua will be fighting with you to practice that usual thing that me and Aqua would do."

"So she'll stick to my shoulder?" I asked.

He nodded.

I then shrank her, and put her on my left shoulder while locking her feet and putting a bubble around her.

"You good?"

"Yup."

I stretched.

"Well then, let's get to fighting!"

We waited for the signal.

As we waited for the signal, we also learned what is called 'Fighting Costume.' In our imagination, if we put LF on what we'd like to look like while fighting, we will wear those exact clothes, and not only that, but it also enhances our abilities, making us stronger. Our costumes are exactly what our models wear in Vtubing, and yes, Choco's chest is exposed when fighting.

"Ready...go!"

I stopped time with a ratio of 1:3 seconds.

I barely dodged the Vocals that Sora and AZKi did. Damn, their faster at head turning now. I made sure to avoid eye contact as much as possible with the ones that had seduction. A trick that I made is to look at the chest. 

This way, the eyes are in my peripheral vision, I get a feast for my eyes, and I can see the whole body.

I started with the weak ones as fast as I could. I went for Echo.

"Yamada! Astel coming at 3 o'clock!" Aqua thought.

"Well, that's out."

I then feinted, and went for another. This time it's Aloe.

She smirked before I went to her.

"What the-" I mumbled.

"Yamada! Fubuki to your right!"

I activated a barrier on my right, and blocked the incoming cat bullet.

I got launched to the wall.

Lamy and Artia sent ice spikes towards me, and pinned my clothes, Noel sent a couple of rocks made by Aki, everybody else rained a lot of things on me.

I slowed time down by 1:10.

I looked up.

"Of course Nene will come from above."

I made a portal, and directed the incoming attacks towards them.

Haato summoned an eldritch god to block all incoming attacks.

"Ah, crap." I mumbled.

The eldritch god went towards me, and is about to punch me.

Welp, gotta use Abe.

"I summon you, Abe!"

Abe then appeared in front of me, and blocked the incoming attack.

I tried getting rid of the ice spikes with 'Wind Manipulation', but the girls like Botan, Mio, Pekora, Noel and the others with either strength, or speed and agility went around Abe, and attacked me.

I tethered my LF with theirs, and I made a portal that directed their incoming attacks.

They flipped, and missed in hitting each other.

"Kuso. Aqua, got a better solution for this?"

"Try using your demon eyes on them."

I then activated my eyes, and looked at them.

They all suddenly felt dread, and I was able to get the ice off.

They trembled when they saw me.

Moona floated upwards, and sent a lot of meteorites towards me. Shion was also up there, and she was enhancing the meteorite's speed.

"Suisei coming at your 6!"

Hmm, fight a comet with a comet, even though that's a meteorite.

"Wait, how long has this been going on?"

"Just know that Suisei is as crazy as a patient in a mental asylum."

Ah, shit.

Well, the thing that's dangerous about "Psychopathic Tendencies" is that, the more time passes by after you activated it, the crazier you become, but in turn, you become a killing machine.

"C'MERE, YAMADA!~♥" Suisei said.

Nope, go back to normal first.

I dodged her incoming slashes, and I activated "Carrot-tene" to dodge the incoming meteorites sent by Moona, and those incoming hex spells sent by Shion.

"Iofi, Rushia and Shion at your 9!"

I looked at my 9, and saw a stampede of big ass bulls with some death riders on top of them.

"SHION CAN MULTITASK?!" I thought.

They have improved a lot!

I used Fire Manipulation, and I burnt the bulls away.

"Suisei is coming at 3 o'clock!"

I summoned 2 shurikens, and I threw it at her.

She sliced it, and it got deflected.

She started running very fast with a crazy ass face.

"My precious Suisei can't be this psychopathic-"

"No time for jokes, Yamada. Suisei is a killing machine right now-BULLETS AT 12 O'CLOCK!"

I made a portal, and sent it back to Roboco.

I jumped in the air, preparing to send a fireball to Suisei.

Civia got launched by Subaru towards me, and she turned into a unicorn with some vines out of nowhere that held my limbs.

While I used a portal to send her back down, Miko threw sticky bombs at me.

"OH C'MON!"

I made a portal, and it went to Miko's sides.

"Yabai!" Miko said as she got rid of the sticky bombs, and threw it somewhere. She survived miraculously, but she kinda passed out from the explosions. There were also others that got caught from the explosion, so it kinda helped me.

Sora and AZKi had to catch their breath.

"Now's my chance!"

I got rid of the vines, and I flew towards Sora and AZKi with wings by activating "Angel's Support."

Roberu threw a molotov in front of them, so I had to go around it to finally go to them.

Astel then took Temma to Sora's right, and I summoned a sword at the last second, and clashed with him.

"Nope, they're quite nice supports!" Temme grinned.

"Huh, you all certainly have gotten stronger." I grinned.

We started slashing.

"Yamada, Oga at your back!"

I summoned a butcher from hell, and Oga's butcher fought with mine.

I then saw Abe throw Haato's eldritch god towards us.

"Ah, crap."

Well, time to go.

I then used "Lightning Speed" and got away.

Suisei then appeared at my back, and stabbed my back.

"GAGH!"

I knelt down.

I heard some words come from Rosalyn, and I started getting nauseous. 

I heard Sora and AZKi's voice, and I became drowsy.

Everybody that has survived are ganging up on me.

"Yamada! You can't survive this!" Aqua panicked.

"Oh, I can. I got a trump card I've been wanting to use now."

I tethered my LF to the ones that survived, and I summoned "clones" of myself. It's more like the concept of shadow clones. It's just temporary only so it disappears after a bit.

"WHAT THE-" They all said.

The others then got punched everywhere, and they got launched to the ground.

They spat blood, and held their stomachs.

I got rid of the knife from my back, and I sat on the ground.

"Yamada-sensei...should we call this a draw?" I asked.

"Well...this is actually gonna result to all of you passing out at the same time, so I'll consider this a draw."

We sighed in relief and giggled.

"Abe! Go back to your realm!"

"As you wish, master."

Abe then disappeared.

Haato's eldritch god also disappeared.

"I-Is it my fault?" Aqua asked.

"Nah, you've done a good job, Aqua. Everybody did."

In fact, without her, I would've actually lost again.

They knew my strategy of going after weaker ones, mostly because Aqua was at their side most of the time.

"Still, you didn't say that you learned clones." Aqua said.

"The one with the most information in the battlefield will win, but in this case, I made a losing battle into a draw."

I put Aqua down, and grew her back.

I will admit, at first, I dominated them, but recently, I started losing more battles.

I clenched my fists.

"Dammit, if I can't beat them easily, doesn't that mean I'm getting weaker?" I thought to myself.

"Nah, you've certainly gotten stronger, young Yamada. It's just that they have also gotten stronger. Aqua's not that dumb anymore when she's actually using her gift."

"I-I see..." I smiled.

"Why're you smiling?" Aqua asked.

"Nothing. I just thought the fight was good." I giggled.

Is that so? I'm going at the same pace as them? Well, Aqua did get smarter and became more aware of her surroundings.

We then went to our respective baths, and I bathed with the boys.

"Wooh! Didn't know portals could be used like that." Oga said.

I then thought that maybe I could use portals to send back the voice waves.

I then held in my laughter after thinking of something simple.

I could actually beat them if I put portals around them at the start.

"What's wrong, Yamada?" Roberu asked.

"Nothing." I held in my laughter.

"You need to poop or something?" Rikka asked.

"NO!"

They laughed, and I sighed.

We did our usual thing. Talk, finish taking a bath, and then go back home.

We continued with our daily lives.

August 27, 2020 4:00 PM

As I went out of the convenience store, I heard a girl in an alleyway.

It was like the Shigure Ui incident again.

I groaned.

I put my items in the baggage counter for now, and I went to the alleyway.

As I got there, I saw Anemachi with a teddy bear that she's hugging.

"Anemachi?"

She smiled.

"Ah! Yamada-kun!~"

I deadpanned.

"What the fuck?"

Is she flirting, or not?

Time rewind~

Anemachi's POV

As I was walking along to go buy myself some things in the convenience store, I was suddenly dragged into an alleway.

"Wuh?"

I then got launched to the wall, and grunted a bit.

"*whistles* A pink-haired cutie, with a flat chest. Flat is justice after all, am I right, boys?" The leader said.

There were 3 in total.

I sighed.

"If you guys won't get your filthy asses out, I'll beat you up."

The leader summoned brass knuckles, Guy 1 summoned a bat with spikes sticking out, and Guy 2 had, what I call, "Fire."

"Well, once we kill you, we can have fun with your body!" The leader laughed.

Okay, that's just straight up disgusting.

"Kimochi warui."

I started chanting to my teddy bear very fast.

"Oh, Kimbo 2x. Wake up from your slumber, for I am attacked by 3 men." 

I dropped my teddy bear, and it slowly grew.

"W-What the hell is that?!"

Kimbo then got claws, and it started clawing them.

When he was done, he jumped into my arms, and blinked twice after shrinking.

I then saw Yamada. Suisei's boyfriend.

I kinda smiled, since I did wanna see his face again. He's got a good vibe.

Yamada's POV

We got out of the alleyway.

"So...you just beat them up?"

She nodded.

"This is Kimbo! Say hi to Kimbo!"

I waved at her teddy bear.

"I never knew her imaginary friends could become deadly weapons."

"What were you doing before you got dragged by bad guys?" I asked.

"Oh, I was just thinking of buying groceries, but I think I might take more time."

She started sweating.

"Suisei might scold me for being a bit late. She did say she was very hungry."

"Alright, mind saying what it is?"

"Well, I was gonna have some pumpkin, carrot, and cabbage for a vegetable soup, and chicken curry, but uh..."

She starts panicking.

I sighed.

"Come with me for a bit."

"Oh? O-Okay..."

I got my groceries, and I duplicated a bag for her.

"Here. It has the exact same ingredients, except for the curry part, so I made another bag full of those ingredients."

"Ah! Really?!"

She checked inside the bags.

"It really does have it!"

She looked at me.

"But are you sure? There's no such thing as a free lunch, right...?"

I giggled.

I winked and put my finger on my mouth.

"Just think of it as a reward for beating those guys. Besides, it's also for Suisei."

She then giggled and hugged me.

"Ah-"

"Arigatou-gozaimasu, Yamada-kun.~"

I got a pokerface.

"Is she flirting, or not? I can't tell. Even when I read her mind, it has a mix of the 2, which confuses me."

Remember:

Normally = ~♥
Anemachi = ~

She's a complex creature, alright.

We then went to our respective homes, and I went to cook dinner before I decided to stream Minecraft. Not the hardcore challenge, by the way. I decided to do Pekora's BGM for the project.

Anemachi's POV

I put my teddy bear in one of the bags, and I hummed happily as I got back.

"Suisei, tadaima!"

"Ah, Onee-chan. You got back home, but that doesn't matter. Let's cook! I'm very hungry!"

I nodded.

While we were cutting the vegetables, I had a bit of a conversation with Suisei.

"Ano...you see, I met Yamada-kun earlier."

She then cut the carrot violently.

"Ah, you did? DID YOU FLIRT?!"

"No!"

I sighed.

"He actually gave me these ingredients. He's a very kind person.~"

She put a knife to my neck.

"Just to be sure, you didn't kiss him, did you?"

"OF COURSE NOT! DON'T POINT A KNIFE AT YOUR ONEE-CHAN!"

Suisei smiled, and continued her business like nothing happened.

"Well, of course he wouldn't cheat on me like that~♥" Suisei said happily.

I smirked, and teased her a bit.

"You know, he's quite a hottie. I could also make him my boyfriend too, you know?"

She became stiff.

"Man, I'd like to lick those abs of his, taste his fingers, kiss those alluring lips of his, grab his hair passionately, and do some other stuff with him that only adults know.~"

She stopped cutting.

"I-I mean...polygamy is a thing..." Suisei held her knife while shivering and giggling nervously.

I giggled.

"I was just joking.~" I did a cute pose.

I really was joking.

"A-Ah, you were joking? S-Sou ka." Suisei laughed forcefully, and shivered.

"The knife will break if you hold it too hard, you know?" I said while sweat dropping.

August 28, 2020 9:00 PM

While I was playing some Tetris in NullpoMino, I got a lot of DM's in discord all in one second.

I took my headphones off for a bit, and I waited for the discord notification sound to stop overlaying, which also resulted to the tetrominoes stacking and filling the screen, which I didn't really care, since I was just bored.

I then checked in Discord, and...I don't know...I'm either in Heaven, Hell, or a mix in-between.

...THEY SENT ME BOOB PICS! ALL OF THEM!

"I mean, damn, my kouhais got into the mix as well, but eh."

Like look at dem high spec rion boobs.

I checked it all. Even the flat chested ones. Goddayum, those are quite nice!

I held my dick cause I was horny.

"I mean...I guess I can fap to this, right?"

"You haven't fapped yet, right?" Yamada-sensei thought.

"It's been about 2 weeks since I fapped..."

I then got a message in the discord server.

It's from Sora.

"So Sora was the one that started this?!" I widened my eyes.

"Well? Which one do you like?~♥" Sora asked.

Dammit...frankly, I actually like all of them.

"Can I be honest?"

"Sure~♥"

"I like all of them."

"Really? They're all yours, by the way. You can save those pictures, and you can always beat your meat to it.~♥"

"Really? Then I'll go beat my meat to it then."

I then went, got tissue, took my boxers off, and beat my meat to Sora's first.

I just imagined having sex with her and groping those.

After 30 seconds, I released. Dang, it shot through the tissue so hard, my face almost got cum. Good thing I moved my head back quickly.

I then cleaned up everything.

"Goddamit, penis. Why'd you gotta fuckin'...be so messy?" I giggled.

I cleaned up everything, cleaned my hands, and used wipes so that the smell won't be there anymore, and I opened the door just for ventilation, so I had to turn my AC off a bit.

August 31, 2020 7:00 AM

When I heard that Mio got a cold, I instantly made a portal to her house, even though I didn't take a shower and have breakfast yet.

"Mio!"

I saw her in her bed while she sniffed.

"Ohayou, Yama-a-A-AH-AAACHOOOO!" 

She sneezed into a tissue.

"Kuso, I should've drank a lot of water last night." Mio said.

"Well, don't worry. I'm here."

I then tethered my LF to her, and gave her a bit of LF.

Her cold was gone after 15 seconds of slowly giving her 2 LF.

"Oh? I got better instantly. Thanks again for the help, Yamada."

"No problem, Mio."

We giggled.

"Mind if I take breakfast here? I'd like to talk with you for a bit. You know, just talk about some stuff. Nothing serious."

She nodded.

"I'll cook breakfast. Just rest for a bit."

She nodded.

I got a tissue.

"Wipe again, there's some snot on your nose."

She blushed, and got the tissue immediately.

"You don't need to tell me that!" She said while blushing hard.

I laughed.

I then cooked breakfast, and after about 10 minutes, I called Mio.

"Itadakimasu!" We both said.

We then ate, and talked about some funny stuff. And then this one thing, out of nowhere, happened...

"Yamada...can I ask you something?"

I held her hand on the table.

"Sure. What is it?"

"...Can you be honest with me?"

"Of course. When have I not been honest?"

Uh...about porn and other things, I guess?

"Well...have you cheated on us?"

I blinked twice.

"Why do you ask?"

"So you did?!"

"NO!"

I sighed.

"What made you think that?"

"Well...I dreamed that you were with a pink-haired girl...and you had an affair with her. All dreams have meanings, right?"

I deadpanned.

Was it that time with Anemachi? I didn't have an affair with her though. Really.

"You had a bad dream. Of course I wouldn't cheat." I giggled.

"Really? Yokatta."

She smiled, and had a happy aura.

I sweat dropped.

"Still, that's just absurd."

August 31, 2020 10:00 PM

I went to Korone's apartment via portal, and celebrated a bit, since I wanted her to spend more time with everybody else, and also cause I got stuff to do.

"Ah! Yamada!" Korone went and hugged me.

"Oh? Hehehe. Konbanwa, Korone-"

She kissed me for 3 seconds and let go.

"Woah, that was her first kiss with me, and she was straightforward about it."

"I'm happy you noticed my 700k subs!"

"Of course I did." I giggled.

We sat on her bed.

I brought a ring for her.

"I enchanted this for you."

"For me? Arigatou!"

She hugged me again, but this time, tighter.

"DEACTIVATE YOUR GIFT. DEACTIVATE YOUR GIFT!"

"Ah, gomenassai."

I took a breather.

"This ring can help with your gift, since you kinda need protection."

The ring looks like a thin gold ring with a ruby on top.

"R-Really? What about the others?"

"Well, they'll get theirs in due time."

For Fubuki's 800k subs on August 20, I gave her enchanted shoes where she only needs to put 1 LF in her shoes, and she can run fast as if she activated her gift.

She puts it on, and she notices she glows in blue all over.

"I-Is this the physical barrier?"

"Yup. Whenever your barrier breaks like this..." 

I broke her barrier with my demon eyes.

"Ah?"

"It will slowly restore after about 10 minutes."

"Ooh! This is a cool gift you gave me!"

I giggled.

"Well, as much as I would like to stay, I do want you to spend more time with the others."

"W-Why? Do you hate me?" 

She pressed her boobs on me and did a puppy face.

I blushed.

"I-It's not like that, but uh...I also got things to do at home. But for now, let's drink some beer."

I gave her one, we cheered, and drank a bit.

"What things are you gonna do at home?"

"It's personal."

She frowned.

"It's that personal that you gotta make it a secret from me?" She drank her beer again.

I nodded.

We chatted about some things, but I finished my drink early. She started getting a bit tipsy, cause...well, it's obvious.

"Well, I gotta go." I got my arm, and I stood up.

She pouted.

"Mind giving me a peck on the forehead before you go?"

Yup, tipsy.

"Sure."

I might actually even give you more.

I gave her a peck on the forehead, and then on the lips, and then a taste of her neck.

We started getting a bit sexual, and I licked her neck more while grabbing her nape.

She grabbed me, and pulled me with her on the bed.

I then stopped.

"Nope. Bad dog."

She pouted.

"You started it."

We giggled.

"I'll be going now for real. Bye, Korone."

We waved, and I went back to my room.

I threw my beer can in the trash can.

"Alright..."

I stripped my clothes, leaving my boxers on, and I went to my computer.

"Okay..."

Time to get rid of braindeads.

Anti 1's POV

"Heh, I dug up a bit of dirt on Yamada..."

It was this one dance video in Facebook where he did a dance contest in his school.

"I'm gonna send this to 4chan."

When I went to 4chan, and I posted it, I noticed something weird about the URL.

"What? Why is it changed from Facebook to Youtube...?"

I clicked on it, and...

"KUSOOO! WHY IS IT LIKE THIS?

Author's POV

The anti was rolling on his bed crying, throwing a tantrum, while a certain mage was laughing his ass off because of a code that changed a video file posted on 4chan to a Rick Roll.

Sept 01, 2020 4:00 PM

I went to Matsuri's apartment.

She was sleeping. I decided to play with her.

I took my clothes off and lied in bed, slowly getting myself in the blanket.

I then touched her face.

"Sweetheart, are you awake yet?"

She then widened her eyes as she took off her blanket.

"W-Wait...did we just have sex?!"

"No!" I laughed.

She sighed.

"Mou, I was worried we didn't have protection or something."

"You didn't take the pill yet?"

"Ah, I did."

We laughed.

I put my clothes back on, but while I was buckling my belt, she hugged me from behind.

"You're very warm and you smell nice." She said.

"You smell nicer."

We giggled.

I put on my shirt, and I got the gift for her.

"What's this?"

"It's a ring."

She took it and examined it.

It was a thin gold ring with a black tourmaline.

"What does it do?" She says after wearing it.

"It helps your Ebi Frion to become more controllable, but at the same time, more powerful."

"Oh? Well, I shouldn't be surprised if my boyfriend made something this special for me."

She kissed and hugged me.

We released after 10 seconds.

"W-Well...are there other girls that got gifts?"

"Yeah, but for the ones who didn't yet, I'll give them in due time."

"I-I see...is there anything else you wanna do here?"

"Nah, I'm bored, so I'll go play some tetri-"

She pulled me to bed.

"I wanna nap more, but this time, with you."

"R-Really?"

Well, my alarm is set anyway.

"Okay, but for once, since this bed is quite comfortable."

We giggled, and I cuddled her.

We then took a nap on her bed.

Sept 03, 2020 7:00 PM

I went to Ayame's apartment.

She coughed a bit.

"Ayame? did you take your medications?"

"Yes, I did."

I sat near her, and patted her back.

"Need LF?"

"No need." She smiled.

"Well, if you say so..."

I then pulled out the ring.

"I-Is this-"

"No, it's not an engagement ring."

"A-Ah..." Ayame said depressingly.

"It's actually better than an engagement ring. It's a ring that can help you."

"R-Really?"

I nodded.

I put it on her ring finger.

The ring was silver, and it has a ruby.

"When you can't control your eyes, look into the ruby, and your eyes will calm down."

"Can I test it?"

I nodded.

She then looked at it with her demon eyes and stopped after 3 seconds.

"You're right." She said.

I giggled.

"It's just for you."

"What about the other girls?" She held my hand.

"They also got theirs, but for the ones with nothing, they'll get theirs in due time."

Ayame smiled.

"Sou ka."

She gave me a peck on the cheek.

"Are you busy or something?" She asked.

"Well, I do gotta go do some business at home, but I can stay for about an hour."

"Well, I'd like to play some clubhouse games with you." She went to get her Nintendo switch.

"Well then, let's go play Speed." I said.

"You're on!"

Sept 04, 2020 1:05 PM

After my superchat reading stream, I got a call from my mom.

I answered it, and I stopped cubing for a while, so I paused the timer.

"Mom?" I said as I deleted my time.

"Yamada? Are you in the house?" My mom asked.

"Yup."

"My boy! How've you been? I heard you made Sora your girlfriend from Aoi and your grandma!" He laughed.

I giggled nervously.

"It's been a while since I heard my dad laugh like that."

So Aoi and Lola Hana told them?

"I also heard you made more girlfriends..." My mom said.

I can already feel her aura change. It's not exactly anger. It's just...making me feel fear.

"Um...mom?"

"We'll talk about this when we get home."

I sighed.

"Look, I know you're kinda against polygamy, but-"

"No buts, Yamada! We will do a parent-to-child talk with this!"

She sighed.

"I'm surprised your dad is okay with this though." 

"Well, I wouldn't actually mind, my boy, but you do know that once you set your mind to it, you need to see to it 'till the end."

"Yeah 2x. Why did you call me though?"

"Well, we wanted to inform that we'll be coming to Japan for a small break, since we actually got a lot of stuff done, so we'll be staying there for 2 weeks!" Mom said.

I smiled widely.

"Really?!"

"Yup!"

"And when we get back, I'm gonna be bringing you your favorite beer, my boy!"

"RED HORSE BEEEEEEER!!!!!" I shouted.

My dad laughed.

"Remember that we'll have a Father vs Son Gin battle." My dad giggled sinisterly.

"Oh yes..." I giggled sinisterly.

We both started giggling more sinisterly.

"Anyway, just know we're gonna arrive there on September 14." My mom snatched the phone.

"Should I pick you two up in the airport?" I asked.

"Nah. No need. We'll make our way there. Don't worry. We won't attract unnecessary attention." My dad said.

I sighed.

I really hate the stans that could possibly go in front of our houses and pester them day 'till night just for an autograph.

"Are you gonna pick up Masato and Yua as you make your way here?"

"Yup. Especially Aoi, Lola Hana, and the others."

"Sweet." I said.

"Well, that's all we wanted to say. Take care, Yamada. Make sure to eat well, and-"

"Yeah, I'm a big boy, mom. I don't need your advice."

"Have you paid the bills? The internet?"

"Yes, I paid in advance. The water is good. The cockroaches are safe. Everything is good."

"We'd like to see Sora and the others when we get back home. Make sure to bring Tanigo along with you too." My dad laughed.

"Y-Yeah." I sweat dropped.

We said our goodbyes, and I jumped in happiness.

"They're coming back, mudafuckas!"

I lied in my bed, and went wild.

"Oh man, they're coming back!" I laughed.

I can't wait to see them again!

Sept 04, 2020 7:34 PM

I was eating potato chips, and I was doing a Let's Talk video. The topic was about the girls.

"'Have you watched Ayame's 2nd anniversary 3D stream?' Yes. She was very cute there." I laughed.

"The first time she saw Kiki, she was freaking out, and her reaction was priceless. I even sent a kusa there." I laughed.

"No, I don't feel bad for doing it. I will admit though, she's very cute there. Especially when she went 'WHEN WILL SHE BE GONE?!'" I laughed.

"...Do I think Ayame is cute? Yeah. She's very cute in real life. She's also kinda short." I laughed.

"I swear, if any guy could make Ayame their girlfriend, they're the luckiest guy alive."

And that guy happened to be me.

After the stream has ended, I went to Rushia's apartment via a portal.

"Rushia?"

I heard her in the kitchen.

"Oh? Yamada?"

I went to the kitchen.

"You're cooking something?"

"I was having vegetable soup full of carrots and cabbage, while for meat, I'll have beef."

"Wow, now that's actually simple, compared to what I think you'd make."

She giggled.

"What did you come here for though?"

I pulled out two earrings.

The earrings were made of iron, and it had moonstone as the gem.

"These are for you."

"W-What did I do to earn this?"

"500k subs."

She widened her eyes, and giggled.

"Arigatou-gozaimasu."

She took her earrings out, and put on the earrings I made for her.

"What does this do?"

"You know how sometimes your undead units are uncontrollable?"

She nodded.

"It's quite a hassle."

"Well, with this, every time you summon a unit, they're neutral, until given orders to be hostile."

She smiled widely.

"And you made this for me?! Arigatou!"

She pulled me, and kissed me for about 10 seconds.

"W-Well...that was a crazy first kiss I had." Rushia giggled and scratched her head.

I giggled.

"It's yours eternally." I said.

"B-By the way, what about the other girls?"

"They'll get theirs soon enough."

Rushia smiled.

"Well, if that's the case, I'm quite happy then. Do you wanna have dinner here?"

"Not really, I got my own dinner I have to cook at home."

"Ah...is that so?"

I nodded.

"Take care, Rushia. I'll be going now."

"Nn! Take care too, Yamada!"

Sept 04, 2020 9:30 PM

My EP has streamed now. It started with the 1st song, and it will keep on streaming 'till it has reached "A Part Of Hololive"

This is also actually trending on Youtube and Twitter. It's #1 on Twitter worldwide, and #14 on Youtube.

The twitter hashtag was #ShirazakiYamadaEP

The Youtube hashtag was #YamadaEP

Before Everything~

I saw the live chat. They're fucking wild.

"IT HAS STARTED!"

"LET'S FUCKING GO!!!"

"Sasuga rapper Mage."

"Yup. Definitely expected a Hip-hop beat."

"Surprising. He's not using trap drums."

"Ey, he's starting to rap yo!"

"Lyrics on screen? Noice"

"Is he indirectly saying he just goes out of his room to eat? He's an ambivert."

"Wait, did he just say that he watches porn, and repeats the cycle? LMAO! RELATABLE"

"Oh yeah, he did say he wanted to find true love in his streams. Hope our mage finds one ♥"

"Yup. So this is somewhat like a summary of what happened before he joined the agency, right? I guess, thinking back to how he'd just fap, do hobbies, and repeat the cycle lol."

"It's just the 1st song, but man, I'm sure his lungs are suffering, cuz THIS MF DON'T BREATHE!"

My Start~

"He's narrating how it actually went in the building? Okay, that's neato."

"Gotta give props to best girl Yagoo for getting Yamada into our lives."

"He watches our friend? Noice, anything for a friend."

"Oh jeez, he really did hate his classmates LOL"

"Yup. I've seen our mage improve a lot."

"Used to brawl and be alone, now he got himself a throne? It's the hard work that Yamada did to deserve his throne. SASUGA RAPPER MAGE!"

"Hololive is his home. Never forget that, fellow madoshis."

That's My Name~

"OOHHH, THIS IS WHAT WE HEARD IN THE SNEAK PEEK!"

"LET'S FUCKIN' GO! I'VE BEEN WANTING TO HEAR THE INSTRUMENTAL!"

"OFF TO THE FUCKIN' PIANO!"

"This shit harder than my dad's belt."

"This hits harder than my Filipina mom's tsinelas."

"Lol, dat piano is hard, and his voice is all cutesy lmao"

"Here we go, finally, his normal voice."

"Oof, he just fired shots at the simps."

"Lol, just raise our mage up the ranks, madoshis."

"Sasuga Multilingual Mage."

"He don't even mess with the haters, cuz he's busy streaming lmao, that bar."

"He's sweet to the taste like glycerol *insert lenny face*"

"OH SHIT, J. COLE"

"I don't even know why people hate J. Cole. It's true though, people do be hating J. Cole despite being one of the best MCs."

"I swear to god, this guy just got lots of styles and made his own. I love it. That rhyming is just like Eminem lmao."

"That chess game and king line though. That made me laugh."

"Remember guys, don't judge our mage for rapping in English."

"Yeah, ain't no antis gonna get our mage anytime. He did deal with them before. It even scares me."

"Ey, we getting Assassin's creed up in this bitch."

"'Even Ezio ain't seen that coming.' Lol, I love that line."

"'I come up with shit that's hidden in plain sight.' lol, that's so mf true."

"The guards in AC are blind AF to not see incoming arrows and a white hooded man in the rooftops coming to their direction."

"That Meepo line though..."

"'All of you just see the bars, bro, I'm ethereal' That's a double entendre right there."

"And we got the 'real' bars, jeez. This guy hitting us with loads of shit."

"Brains and brawns, a cunningham? Now that's a double entendre as well. Lol"

"lol, a Cunning ham. A smart meathead."

"Lol, a shot fired to the haters again. Lazy mfs"

"Yamada's voice do be what I want to listen when I get home."

"True, this guy could possibly be the first male Vtuber to reach 1M."

"Lol, his views, subs, and likes are accrued. Never have I ever known a male Vtuber would actually get this much attention. LET'S GO!"

"Lots of fun? THIS IS THE MOST FUN I COULD EVER HAVE!"

"And he just ended with the line 'No need for you to subscribe' cause all he cares about is our happiness. SASUGA RAPPER MAGE"

"We'll see you in the next song, Yamada!"

I Just Wanna Be~

"I don't know why, but is the title also supposed to be 'I just Wannabe'? lol, doesn't matter, LET'S LISTEN!"

"Since when has our mage slacked? He's always giving his all."

"Is he lowkey saying that even if he's not at full power, he's still standing strong? Lol, shows how strong he really is lmao"

"He ain't after money, guys. Remember, he just streams for our sake. LET'S GET THESE TO A MILLION VIEWS BEFORE 2021!!!"

"LOVE YOU TOO, YAMADA!!!"

"Is that vain also wordplay for 'vein' cause he mentioned muscles? This guy be sneaky lmao."

"Is it just me, or does he really just not breathe, at all? His past songs required lots of oxygen."

"Lungs: Goddamit, and just when the rappers have finally given me a chance to breathe."

"Before 1 year will pass, he'll definitely reach 1M subs lmao"

"This actually reminds me of NF, ngl. He's my fav rapper btw."

"YO, HE GOT THIS FROM NF, DIDN'T HE?!"

"He did say he liked NF."

"Okay, that 1st to the 6th line was another shot fired to the haters that 'criticize' his actions, especially because it's also about the way about people wanting rappers to be ignorant and pop pills."

"Did he just fire shots to the people criticizing his raps as well? Lol, better make sure you're a certified MC before you criticize this mage."

"LOL, he really hates the gachikois. I can't count how many times he just fired shots at the simps."

"He just basically said the simps live in the basement of their granny."

"Lyrica: Somebody's at my basement?!"

"Ey yo, I'm kinda sad that this is as far as the EP goes, but let's look at the final song, and WE CAN FINALLY GET THESE SONGS TO AT LEAST 1M VIEWS!"

A Part Of Hololive

"Ooh, that chord progression. Lots of tension."

"This kinda hits different."

"Of course our mage needs some love. Everybody needs KISSES!"

"I just love the fact that he was in full dissing mode on the other tracks, but he's very very humble in this track."

"This flow is kinda similar to Logic. Sasuga rapper Mage that takes a lot of styles and makes his own."

"Oh god, I can imagine some sasaengs just attacking our mage right now just because of that BTS line. For fuck's sake, he wasn't even dissing BTS, jesus."

"Oh shit, wrong line, Yamada. I can imagine some stans attacking you atm even though there's absolutely nothing offensive about this."

"Welp, let's hope god won't let kpop stans invade this video please. We don't want wars."

"A forest full of happy things, ey? It's like Hololive is his special place."

"In the end, he really just wanted us to be happy. What an angry but positive mage we have lol."

"We're also glad he's a part of Hololive, bros. He's one of the best things we never asked for, but needed."

"WE LOVE YOU, YAMADA!"

"WOOOH! IT'S TIME TO GET THIS TO A MILLION VIEWS NOW!"

"CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR MORE OF YOUR MUSIC!!!!"

I smiled as I saw all of them celebrating my music.

I decided to put a comment there.

"MADOSHIS! I FUCKING LOVE YOU ALL!!!! EXPECT MORE TO COME IN THE FUTURE!!!!"

And then these are the replies.

"WE LOVE YOU TOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

"I got a mf boner, no homo."

"Oh, I'm going full homo for our mage."

"LET'S GET THIS TRAIN A-GOING. OUR MAGE DOESN'T LIKE TO STRAIN HIS MUSCLES, SO DON'T ABANDON THIS TRAIN, FELLOW MADOSHIS!"

"LET'S STREAM THIS, FELLOW MADOSHIIIS!"

I then posted on twitter that I'll be hosting a celebration party on 10:00 AM on Sept 05.

Sept 05, 2020 8:00 AM

I woke up, and my twitter notification and YT notification went wild.

I checked it.

"Yup...stupid motherfuckin' toxic stans don't understand what English is."

These are some of them.

"Did this Japanese MF just diss BTS?"

"Is he saying that BTS is not wholesome?"

"Jeez, RM raps better than this shit."

"Damn, and this is #1 trending twitter? Disgusting. BTS FOR THE WIN! FUCK VTUBERS!"

"He even likes Joji, that MF that did Filthy Frank."

"Yeesh, weebs."

"#CancelShirazakiYamada"

"Yup...there it is. The fuckin' hashtag." I laughed.

I facepalmed.

"C'mon! Do you guys not speak le engrish?" I giggled.

I clearly said, 'This is not like BTS, but we're still wholesome, like it should be.~'

That means that we're not BTS, but we're just as wholesome as them, like all things should be. It doesn't take a lyricist to understand something that simple.

I honestly don't give a fuck about the hate, but I do know my fans are at war with these guys. I don't want no wars.

I took breakfast, took a shower, and immediately made a meme and went to reddit.

Posted by u/Yamadaphucka

"ALRIGHT! Emergency meeting! I know you all are pissed cause of something trivial, but FEAR NOT! Let's spread positivity, not negativity, ey? Madoshis?

*2 claps* MEME CONTEST!

The submission will end on Wednesday, Sept 09, 2020 8:00 PM. Basically, the next Hololive Review.

The ones with the most upvotes will be in the top 5 memes in the stream (obviously).

Here's a meme to give you all shits and giggles.

Kpop sasaengs trying to cancel me overnight
Me: Holy shit! That just...violated me."

And what do you know? The community calmed the F down.

"Welp, you guys know what to do, right? Mage's orders."

"Aye aye, captain!"

"Prepare the Photoshop cannon!"

"Where the hell's the Adobe Premiere ballista?!"

"Prepare the high spec rions!"

"Goddamnit, we need more men in the front!"

"What's the situation, captain?"

"Kpop stans coming in hot. We need to fight them off with memes!"

"We need the cheems guns!"

"Prepare the Violating plasma gun!"

"When the hell'd we get from medieval to future?! Doesn't matter, STAND GUARD!"

"I am a proud kpop stan, and I shall defeat you! HWACHA!"

"Oh no you don't *shoots Violating plasma gun*"

"EMERGENCY MEETING, FELLOW KPOP STANS! MAN DOWN!"

"Okay, who killed red?"

"YOU SUS, FRENDO"

"Ah shit, here we go again *beats a random person up*"

I giggled as I saw the comments.

"Welp, got something to keep the drama down."

I then prepared for my celebration party stream.

Today, I was going to tweet that I was gonna release a single, just because it's for preparation for the next album, but nevermind. I gotta lay low for now.

I also made a members-only chat, which might not help that much, but hey, if they attack, and they're broke af, they can't send anything inappropriate.

The girls and boys, and even Yagoo, A-chan, and Tomoko sent me messages in the server, worrying if I was okay, which I replied "Everything is under control, don't fret. I got this."

Besides, if worst comes to worst, hacking a few accounts won't be hard.

I told them to continue their business, and to not mention what happened.