August 21, 2020 9:00 AM

Rushia's POV

"So uh...minna? Um...it's already been 30 minutes, but Yamada has still not woken up from his sleep. Yamada? YAMADA?! YAMADAAAAA!!!! OKIROOOOOO!!!"

I slammed my desk.

"KUSOO! FIRST, IT WAS KANATA, AND NOW, IT'S YAMADA?! WHY DOES ANYBODY THAT HAS A NAME THAT ENDS WITH 'A' OVERSLEEP ON MY WATCH?!"

After 10 minutes~

"...Ah? Yamada tweeted that he's up."

After waiting for about 5 minutes, he joined the call.

"Ohayou..." Yamada starts giggling and groaning in pain.

"Kuso, I overslept. That's the first time I overslept-"

"Yamada? You do know I've been waiting for almost an hour."

"I know! I'm really sorry, Rushia! I was-"

"What were you doing last night?"

"I was writing for this one idea, and it took me a couple of hours to come up with verses cause I was thinking of melodies, lyrics, styles and also how to replicate the voices, and it took me a lot of hours to refine it and memorize the lyrics-"

"You do know you could try writing it in the morning, right?"

Yamada's POV

"I know. I also wrote in the morning. I'm telling you, it's kinda hard. I've been getting a lot of writer's block for whatever reason, and also because my lyrics got a bit carried away. I've been kinda working myself a bit hard lately too-"

"But still, it's not like there's a deadline, right? You don't need to push yourself, right?"

Oh...so you girls are gonna start acting bitchy? Fine, I'll act bitchy too.

I changed from a sleepy voice to a serious voice.

As I was speaking, Rushia was trying to get me to stop, but I was dominating her.

"Ah, sou ka. You see, Rushia. You have a point. I HAVE NO DEADLINE, but it's better if I get this done as quick as possible. Do you know how hard I've been working lately? I know you girls are also working hard, but we have DIFFERENT DEFINITIONS OF 'WORKING HARD.' In my case, I was writing verses for the idea, and I've also been working on a few songs for my next upcoming album, and even then, I'm still trying to refine and memorize lyrics so I won't have to use my phone. I HAVE BEEN WORKING A LOT WITH A FEW RESTS FOR MY NEXT ALBUM AND FOR THE IDEA I'M TRYING TO GET. DO I STILL NEED TO CONTINUE, OR DO YOU GET WHERE I'M GETTING?"

Rushia laughed, and was silent.

"Chotto...gomennasai 2x. I'm sorry. I should've been considerate-"

"Whatever. I'll take a shower for now. I just wanted to let you know the reason as to why I overslept for this collab. I'm not angry by the way." I took my headphones off and went to take a shower.

Rushia's POV

I started getting guilty.

"C-C-C-C-Chotto, did I make Yamada mad?! Yamada?! YAMADAAAAA!!!"

I started crying a bit, and sniffing.

"Wait. Gomen, Yamada! I should've been considerate." I started laughing.

I'm kinda becoming hysterical.

"YAMADA!"

I sniffed one more time, and just played Minecraft alone for now.

"Whatever. I don't care anymore. If he doesn't wanna collab anymore, it's understandable. I-I'm okay with it..." I sniffed.

I started crying.

"But still...Yamada could've been a bit kinder to me." I sniffed.

I'm getting mixed emotions.

Yamada's POV

After taking a shower, I went back to my desk, put the headphones on, and looked at the chat.

It was saying that Rushia is crying, and that I should try to make her happy again.

"Rushia's crying? Nani?"

I unmuted the call, and I heard Rushia crying.

"RUSHIA?!"

Yup. That did a big number on Rushia.

"Chotto, why're you crying?!"

"I mean...is it my fault that you're angry?"

"Okay, I apologize for snapping, Rushia. I also should've been considerate about your feelings. You haven't been getting a lot of sleep too."

"But still...you said that you've also been working hard."

"Yes. I have been working hard, but the thing is, I'm also very pissed that I had a lot of writer's block, somehow. I mean, for my songs for the upcoming album, I didn't have writer's block, but for the idea, I had some writer's block. I'm sorry. I got angry over something trivial. I won't do it again. It's my fault."

We both giggled.

"C'mon. Stop crying. Sh 4x. Yoshi 2x. I'm not angry, I told you that before I went to take a shower."

I jokingly did a chu.

Welp, that really messed with her brain. I kinda feel like a dick, but at the same time, I just wanted her to understand why tf I overslept, so...

"I'm really sorry for not understanding, Yamada."

"It's also my fault. Gomennasai, Rushia."

We giggled.

We then played Minecraft, but everybody was like "tee-tee" because we were strangely kind to each other when we played. Especially when Rushia died cause I was too late in defending her, and I protected her items, and gave back her items, and when she helped me in mining diamonds.

Around 6:00 PM, I proposed to the JP branch in my special place that I'd make them all my girlfriends, and they all cried in happiness, except Sora, because she was already my girlfriend before this happened. They hugged me very tight, LIKE USUAL. I also got my anti-rad contact lenses this day.

August 21, 2020 9:00 PM

I went to Miko's home, and I saw Kanata, Choco, and Pekora.

I sat nearby, and Choco and Kanata made way for me.

I then put more LF into her, and her condition got better, but it's not fixed completely.

"Thanks for helping me, Yamada." Miko said.

"Yamada, is there some sort of cure for this? We can't just let Miko-senpai, Kira-senpai, and the others with chronic conditions get healed all the time." Kanata said sadly.

"It's true. We've been getting better cause we're taking care of our health better, but for people like Miko-sama, it's still gonna take a very very long time until they get better, otherwise, they'll never get better at all." Choco said.

"But we asked Yamada-senpai about this-peko. Apparently, Miko-sensei and Kira-sensei's condition is fixed. Isn't there a way for Miko-senpai's condition to get better too-peko?"

I clenched my fists.

"I don't know, but..."

Miko looked at us, and smiled.

"I'm fine, everybody. I'm sure I can pull through." Miko said.

I held Miko's hands.

"I'm not letting anybody die on my watch. I'll always protect you all, and find a way to have peace while fixing you all to a good condition."

They smiled.

"That was such a short touching speech, Yamada." Miko smiled.

"We're holding you to that promise, Yamada." They said except Miko.

I nodded.

"In the future, I'll find someway to do it. Maybe Yamada-sensei just didn't say the method, but I promise I'll find a way to make everybody healthy."

August 22, 2020 10:00 AM

I reached 400k subs. I also officiated that Hololive Review shall happen on Wednesday on 8:00 PM so that there's a gap between Shitposting Review and Hololive review.

For this 400k special, I did a 4 hour singing and rapping unarchived stream. For 2 hours, I sang, and for 2 hours, I rapped.

Songs:
-False Pretense - Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
-Away from the Sun - 3 Doors Down
-Someone You Loved - Lewid Capaldi
-Hana no Uta - Hanatan
-Say Fanfare! - Fubuki
-Are You Happy? - Arashi
-Do You Remember? - Jay Sean
-One Wish - Ray J
-Insomnia - Craig David
-Beautiful Girls - Sean Kingston
-Attention - Charlie Puth
-Redbone - Childish Gambino
-Fukkatsu Love - Arashi
-One Last Cry - Brian McKnight
-In The End - Linkin Park
-Numb - Linkin Park

Raps:
-Godzilla - Eminem ft. Juice WRLD
-All Girls Are The Same - Juice WRLD
-SAD! - XXXTentacion
-Stan - Eminem
-Homicide - Logic ft. Eminem
-I'm Sorry - Joyner Lucas
-ISIS - Joyner Lucas ft. Logic
-Killshot - Eminem
-No Role Modelz - J. Cole
-Everybody Dies - J. Cole
-Paid My Dues - NF
-When I Grow Up - NF
-Jocelyn Flores - XXXTentacion
-The Real Slim Shady - Eminem
-Beautiful - Eminem

I allowed the people to clip songs from the stream as long as it's not the whole stream that they're clipping.

"I hope you guys enjoyed this stream! I am very thankful to have you all! We've reached 400k subs, and I'm just about to release my idea tomorrow! I hope you all are ready for it!" I giggled.

I spoke in English.

"Bye, madoshis! I FUCKING LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!"

I then ended the stream, and jumped around in glee.

"My voice kinda hurts, but I'm okay." I laughed.

 If I'm getting bigger, I gotta work harder.

"Welp, I guess I'll be doing more streams and coming up with ideas." I giggled.

I just scrolled in social media, went out for karaoke with the boys, did a collab with Rikka, and all the good things I could wish for...except being seenzoned by the girls for whatever reason. I'm surprised Mr. Weeaboo has been silent. We haven't been attacked lately...well, except for some certain events that the girls and boys gotten themselves into.

I then remembered one of the incidents that these girls got into.

Time rewind~

August 20, 2020 10:00 AM.

Fubuki's POV

I was hanging out with Pekora, Choco, and Towa.

We were chatting while sitting on a bench, and there was a group of 4 terrorists that came in, blasted everything, and did that Yamada, Matsuri, and Hoshikawa incident thing.

We were part of the hostages, but we were finding a way to escape.

We wanted to use the necklace, but we knew we could try to depend on ourselves instead of letting Yamada do all the work. 

I remembered that Choco had a pocket knife in her bag, but it was far away. Only me and Pekora were the ones with speed, but Pekora's was more on agility while mine was speed, so I'm more fitting to get the pocket knife. 

I also noticed there were a lot of objects that could be used to throw at these terrorists, like cars, plates, trays, spoons, gym equipment, and many more.

I scooched near Towa.

"Towa-sama. Can you summon two poltergeists nearby? There seems to be a lot of objects in the vicinity."

Towa then thought for a bit, and nodded.

She summoned 2 poltergeists, and the terrorists started dodging everywhere.

We all looked at each other, and we knew what we need to do.

I activated my gift, and I went for the pocket knife in Choco's bag, and I got it.

I went to Choco, and cut off her rope.

She then seduced the terrorists, and they were dazed.

"Towa-sama! Get rid of the poltergeists!" I said.

Towa nodded.

Choco got the knife, and cutted off our ropes.

We then proceeded to subdue the terrorists.

We fought one terrorist each. For my case, the terrorist was shooting me, but I dodged left to right, and hit his liver 10 times when I charged to his side.

I then put his hands on his back and tied his hands and legs.

Choco's POV

I seduced one of the terrorist by pressing my boobs into his chest, and putting a hand on his neck.

Goddamn, they stink. Yamada stinks too, but it's a good kind of stink. This is just almost unbearable.

"You bad boy~♥. How about I punish you?"

The terrorist nodded quickly and got on his knees.

I then summoned a whip, and I whipped his ass 5 times, before I subdued him in the ground, and I tied his hands and feet.

I sighed.

"You stink of sweat. I'll punish you for giving off a very unpleasant smell!" I changed to my sadistic form.

My clothes slowly transformed to that of a master in BDSM play.

I whipped him, and he acted like a masochist.

"Shield your eyes, Shiro!" A mother said as she shielded her child's eyes.

Towa's POV

I threw Bibi to the ground, and Cerberus was summoned.

The terrorist tried shooting me, but because of my gift, it only phased through me.

"W-W-W-What?! I even made my bullets go very fast with 'Gun'!"

"I'm a demon, aho. I can transform into a spirit or a human at will." I cracked my neck in anger while holding the back of my head.

NOW I'M REALLY PISSED!

I pointed towards him, and Cerberus bit him.

A bit of blood came out, and I went to the terrorist.

I smashed his head to the ground, and tied his hand and feet.

I got Bibi back, and put him on my head.

Bibi blinked twice.

"Yoshi 2x. We've taught these guys a big lesson." I giggled.

I looked at the terrorist.

"It seems I need to discipline you!"

I slapped this guy's butt, and he started crying.

"I'm slapping your butt!"

"MAMA! TASUKETE! THERE'S A DEMON SLAPPING MY ASS!" The terrorist said.

I continued slapping his butt.

"Bad boy! Mmm. MMM!" I said.

Pekora's POV

I got carrots, and I started dashing around the terrorist.

He just readied his knife, since he was out of bullets from trying to fire at me.

"C'mon! Don't be a bitch-"

I went near his back, and I hit his back while strengthening my carrots.

"EAT YOUR VEGETABLES, TEME! ORA!"

I weakened my carrots, and I shoved it into his mouth.

I got rid of the carrots, and I punched his belly a lot of times. I estimate around 15 times.

He's clearly unconscious.

I then turned him to his back, and I tied his hands and feet.

I sat on top of him and crossed my legs.

"These terrorists didn't know what hit them! PEKO↗PEKO↘PEKO↗PEKO↘!"

Fubuki then freed the hostages, and we stood in front of them.

"Arigatou-gozaimasu!"

We scratched our head.

"Don't mention it." We giggled.

"Onee-chan! Here's a little gift for you!" A certain shota said to Fubuki.

"YA BE! Fubuki-senpai may look calm on the outside, but she's raging in the inside-peko!"

"Ah, for me? Arigatou!" Fubuki got the rose from the shota.

Fubuki's POV

"IF IT WASN'T FOR MY COMPOSURE, AND MY MORALS, I WOULD'VE ALREADY PINNED THIS SHOTA TO THE GROUND! I'M INTERNALLY DROOLING RIGHT NOW!"

We then went out of the building with our stuff, since we thought today might be enough for our date.

Time present~

Yamada's POV

There were also other incidents that the others went through, like Risu, Moona, and Iofi. They had to deal with 3 drunk perverts when they went to the bar. Roberu and Astel had to deal with a bank robbery that they happened to witness, and as for me...yeah, I only fought with the others in training. It's kinda been a while since I have experienced some fights outside.

I also heard from the news that schools from all around the world will be shifted to October 5 for building schools for the gifted, which makes all of us happy.

On Friday, my grandma, siblings, and Aoi visited me, and we did stuff. When I was streaming, I told Aoi to not let them disturb me when I'm streaming.

When it reached 11:10 PM, I went to the Hololive building, and started recording. I made this for the idea.

Title: 10 Rappers, 1 beat, 1 guy (Lil Uzi Vert, Lil Yachty, Juice WRLD, etc.)

Lil Uzi Vert:
Intro:
"...I'm so fine. My money's fine, everything is fine, but my bitch ain't fine.~"

*wait for verse* 

"...No, baby, I don't wanna die.~"
"On the real, I wanna reconcile.~"
"Should've dance with you and looked you in the eyes.~"
"She said 'Baby, I don't wanna fuck to..night.~"

"She don't wanna fuck.~ She just wanted out, but I just wanted some love.~"
"It don't matter though, I'll just wait for the time.~"
"Cause maybe she's a hoe, but she knows I fuck her right.~"

Lil Yachty:
"She don't want that love tonight, guess I'll try another day.~"
"I thought everything's alright, but I guess it's like they say.~"
"Love can break up all the time. Maybe I should stay away.~"
"If it's mine, then it's forever, but if not, that hoe's a gay.~"

"(yeah, uh) But I still love that bitch, even today.~"
"Stacking my way to the top, hope she notice that I'll make her day.~"
"Can't knock me down, I'm a rock. If you'll come back, I'll make sure you stay.~"
"Cause today, it's you and me, and we will go all the way.~"

Juice WRLD:
"*short pause* I wonder what's going through her mind?~"
"She ignoring all my calls, back before, we were fine.~"
"Now she don't even reply. Guess it's time to say goodbye.~"
"But my heart ain't ready to leave, so I'll try another time.~"

"(Yeah) All these hoes keep leaving.~"
"Even though I treat her right, she won't stop deceiving.~"
"When I find another hoe, she pulls me, and starts speaking.~"
"I'm confused about this loop. What the hell they thinking?~"

Ski mask:
"(uh) This is a endless spiral (uh).~"
"Departing upon arrival (uh.) Coming in for vaginal sex.~"
"Finding and finding a final bitch.~ Restarting the program in finding chicks.~"
"I better have lots of options, shit. Then I'll go pick who the finest bitch.~"

"However, even the finest bitch, she ain't that loyal, it's back to the start.~"
"Most of these hoes, they're a goddamn snitch. Most of these hoes, they're goddamn smart, but I-~"
"-finally found a girl (a girl). Finally found a pearl. (a pearl).~"
"Now I can finally confirm that my life is contented, my girl is authentic, my problems have ended.~"

Kendrick Lamar:
"(Ey) I'm still conflicted, this relationship ain't really really stable. Bitch be actin so ungrateful.~"
"She likes to shake that booty. A cute face like Korone. But she likes to go for guys with toupees. And she starts to complain, why the hell I don't-.~"

"-Pay attention when she's speakin, I don't listen, she's just bitchin'. Ignore her for a few days, and suddenly, she goes all over me.~"
"Now I got my babe, and she on the pill, okay. Time to get dirty, and play until I find another ho for variety.~"

Kid Buu (Rapper, not DB lol):
"She don't wanna dance tho. (She don't wanna dance tho)~"
"Can't hear me like she's Van Gogh (Can't hear me like she's Van gogh)~"
"She is very pissed off. Thinking with advanced thoughts.~"
"I don't know what I should do, but I think I'll leave her alone.~"

"(Uh, yaaaahhh) I think I'll leave her alone.~"
"(Uh, yaaaahhh) I think I'll leave her alone.~"
"She just wanna be a ho. (She just wanna be a ho)~"
"She says I'm not her mi amor. (She says I'm not her mi amor)~"

Fetty Wap:
"She so fuckin' fine. Got a glock inside my pants.~"
"If a brotha tries, he'll get holes inside his head.~"
"I'm just lovin' life. And I also like dat ass.~"
"Shawty, name the price, so that we'll go right to bed.~"

*Repeat once more but in a higher pitch*

DRAM:
"(Ey, uh) Shawty wanna be the bad bitch. (The bad bitch).~"
"All these brothas say they practice.~"
"Drown this hoe in cum like she lives out in Atlantis~"
"She just wanna fuck, cause she know that she a side bitch. (A side bitch)~"

Travis Scott:
"...I got money, I got hoes (I got hoes, yeah).~"
"...But this one girl. Man, she's dope. (She's so dope, uh).~"
"...I'll take her all around the globe, and I'll take care of her for sho'. Man, I feel so fuckin' woke (Wooh!)~"

Yamada (If I used autotune):
"I don't want a side bitch. I don't want no side chicks.~"
"I just want some real love. I don't wanna buy shit.~" 
"He's the one that she loves. He don't even buy drinks.~"
"Women are so fucked up, yet she's the one that I simp.~"

"Simping like I'm Wilbur. Love is quite bitter.~"
"I wish that I did her, but the signs are getting clearer.~"
"She just a want a quickie, then she kills me like she's Hitler.~"
"She a stone cold killer. It don't even kill her.~"

*Instrumental plays for 4 bars*

August 23, 2020 8:00 AM

Me and Coco were finally able to do Shitposting Review together.

We did our introductions, and we checked the memes.

I held in my laughter.

"Of course that had to be the most top meme."

"Suisei: I'm the most psychopathic member in Hololive!
  Yamada: I tried to move the knife, and got my gun out and pointed it at his forehead at point-blank range. 

I swear to god, the look of his face was so fucking funny, if I wasn't that serious, I would've burst out laughing."

Me and Coco laughed hard.

"Of course that had to be the most top meme!" I laughed.

Coco started explaining the meme.

"It's strange. Were you literally that chillax when that happened?"

"I mean, a gun beats a knife. Why the hell would I be scared? If he stabs me, I could shoot him."

"Would you, though?"

"No, I'd beat him 'till he's unconscious."

We both laughed.

"I would never shoot a person unless I really need to, which, I didn't encounter that." I said.

"Well, you can already beat people with your bare hands, so it makes sense." Coco laughed.

We both clapped twice.

"NEXT MEME!"

"Oh yeah, we don't do top comment of the post, right?" I asked.

"Yeah. This is Shitposting Review, not Hololive Review."

We laughed.

We checked another meme.

"Yamada and Coco are going to be doing Shitposting Review together."
"This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!"

We laughed, and Coco explained the meme.

"The epic collab has finally happened, didn't it?"

"Yup. I finally get to be free and react to memes made by the Hololive bros."

We laughed and clapped.

"NEXT MEME!"

It was the Spiderman pointing meme.

"Rushia: IT'S YOUR FAULT!
  Yamada: NO, IT'S YOUR FAULT!

Also Rushia and Yamada:
  Rushia: I'm sorry
  Yamada: I'm sorry too."

We laughed.

Coco started explaining the meme.

"Ano...I did notice your eyebags are a bit black a few days ago. It's normal now, but you really were pushing that idea of yours and writing the songs for your next album in advance, huh?"

"Yup. I kinda remember all the lyrics. Kinda. Not all songs though."

"I see. Fellow Hololive bros, Yamada has been working hard for your entertainment." Coco said in English.

"Yup. Well, not for entertainment, but also because I just want you all to have a good time."

"Yes, which is exactly why us shitposters exist." 

We laughed.

"I consider myself a shitposter, but not a major one."

We both clapped.

"NEXT MEME!"

We found the next meme.

"Yamada: Does 10 styles of rapping
  Madoshis: *turn up the volume meme intensifies*"

We laughed.

"That's true. It was released around 6:30 AM, right?"

"Yup. Did you like it?"

"I loved it! It was quite cool."

I giggled.

"I can already imagine the madoshis just-" I started headbanging hard.

We laughed.

"Hear that guys? Are you all headbanging hard to 10 rappers, 1 beat, 1 guy?"

The chat started speeding up.

"Hell, I don't even know where my head is after hearing that. I headbanged too much to that."

"Headbanging? Please, I broke my head cause I headbanged to the floor."

"I didn't headbang, but my head vibrator was on. I don't think my head is full of blood anymore."

We laughed as we saw the chat.

"They also admit it was good."

We giggled.

"I'm glad you all are enjoying it, cause if you're enjoying it, then I'm enjoying it."

We clapped twice.

"NEXT MEME!"

We looked for another meme.

"A-chan: Yamada's got a nice butt!
  Yamada: *Jerry covering his body*"

We laughed.

Coco explained the meme.

"It's true though, you've got quite a nice butt, Yamada." Coco said.

"Why do you girls keep saying that? That's weird!"

"Why is it weird though?"

"Well, if I said that you have a nice butt, Coco, wouldn't you get uncomfortable?"

"You've got a point, actually."

We laughed.

We both clapped.

"NEXT MEME!"

We then looked for the next meme.

"Yamada: *raps fast*
  Oxygen: Am I a joke to you?"

We laughed.

"Like damn, I didn't hear you breathe when you rapped that one verse very fast. I only heard you take a very short breathe, and it's as if you could rap for 30 seconds more."

"I practiced trying to get a huge lung capacity before. It was not fun when I was training, but the reward was very nice."

We laughed.

We clapped our hands.

"NEXT MEME!"

"Us Hololive bros waiting for the 'Shirazaki Yamada' EP:
  *insert Kermit the frog waiting meme*
  Also us Hololive bros waiting for the album:
  *insert excited meme*"

We laughed.

"Oh man. I never knew there are a lot of people waiting on it. I laughed."

"Well, if you actually look in your channel about the upcoming stream, you can actually see that there are 1k people waiting, despite it still being a bit far away in schedule."

"Eh?!"

"Well, I only saw that this morning."

"Chotto matte..."

I checked my phone.

"THERE REALLY IS 1K PEOPLE WATCHING IT!"

We laughed.

"Oh man, thank you, madoshis! I really appreciate it!"

"Not gonna lie, I'm also kinda hype after hearing that sneak peak you gave." Coco said.

"Are you gonna be into that kind of music though?"

"Well, I'm okay with any type of music, you know?"

"If you say so."

We giggled.

We clapped our hands.

"NEXT MEME!"

We looked for another meme.

"Yamada: *Joins Holostars server*
  Roberu and the others: MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!"

We laughed.

"I saw that exact part in your stream. When you entered the server, all the Holostar members immediately ran towards you."

We laughed.

"Not only that. I was scared, cause they were carrying swords and armor, and I had nothing!"

We laughed even more.

"Though, in the end, it was good, right?" Coco asked.

"Of course! I even got diamonds while I was exploring their server!" 

We giggled.

We clapped our hands.

"NEXT MEME!"

We looked for another meme.

"Yamada: So beautiful, so smug, and so cute like Mano Aloe~ 
  Yamada: I really like Aloe. I like smug girls, and plus she's kinda funny.
  Aloe: Yeah, Yamada-senpai is one of my favorite senpais. He's such a cute senpai wwwww."

We giggled.

"That's true. You like Aloe-chan, right?" Coco asked.

"Well, I also like the other 5th gen, but I do like that smugness of her."

I can't imagine a day where I cannot see her smug smile. Root universe bros, I feel bad for ya.

"Well, in her streams, she's mostly smug, isn't she?"

"Yeah. I really like that smug, especially when I see her scared. That's when I really like her."

We laughed.

We clapped twice.

"NEXT MEME!"

We looked for another meme.

It was the cheems meme.

"Yamada when facing Tarantulas and other scary things: Buff doge
  Me when I see a cockroach 5 meters away from me: Cheems."

We laughed.

"Jeez, I mean, you held a tarantula before, Yamada. YOU HELD A TARANTULA!" Coco said in English.

"I can't help it, can I? That tarantula from my senpai was cute."

We both laughed.

"Did you hear that guys? Yamada said that tarantulas are cute."

"Only the docile ones. I would NEVER hold mine. One touch on Jeni, and she'll put on her threat posture."

We laughed again.

We clapped twice.

"NEXT MEME!"

We saw two drawings. Top and Bottom. The top was detailed, and the bottom was a chibi.

"Expectations: Yamada is a harem king, and all the girls, even the tee-tee couples like OkaKoro, fall head over heels for him
  Reality: The girls are annoyed at him, but he don't give two fucks."

We laughed.

"That's true. In some clips, the girls go like 'Yamada hates me for no reason' and stuff."

"Wait, who said that?"

"People like Sui-chan and Mel-paisen."

We laughed.

In the inside though, that does raise some suspicion.

"Now that I think about it, Sora thinks I didn't care about our off-collab stream, even though I was just solving the cube thinking of ideas while waiting for her to tell me what she'd like to do."

Coco laughed, and I laughed.

We clapped twice.

"NEXT MEME!"

"The girls in hentai when she gets NTR'd
  -Holy shit! That just...violated me."

We laughed.

"Oh, you silly little perverts." I said.

I changed my voice to Choco's.

"I'll teach you bad boys some manners~♥."

"Yabai." Coco said.

We laughed.

We continued Shitposting Review, and we were done.

I stretched.

"Well, that was good." I then sighed as I stopped stretching.

"That Shitposting Review was good, wasn't it?"

"Yup."

We laughed.

I got my sling bag, and I drank a glass of water before I went.

"Let's hang out another time, Yamada.~♥" Coco said playfully.

"That's so unlike you."

We laughed.

We waved at each other, and I went back home.

I then frowned as I got on my motor.

"She's acting normal now..." I mumbled and held my chin.

All the girls are seenzoning me. I mean, I'll let it off the hook for now, but if it becomes worse, well...a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

August 24, 2020 7:40 AM

I woke up.

I sighed.

"I still feel sleepy..."

My alarm is me saying "OKIRO, MUFFINHEAD!" over and over again.

I got annoyed, and stopped it.

"I got 8 hours of sleep though, so I'm good, I guess."

I instinctively got my glasses.

"Oh yeah. I don't wear glasses anymore."

I put my glasses back, and I got my contact lenses.

I then checked my YT channel, and was curious what my 10 rappers vid views were.

"What the fuck?!"

Me is W O K E.

"250k views in 1 day?"

That's like more than half of my sub count!

"Jesus." I laughed.

I brought my phone with me, and I played music as I cooked breakfast.

After eating breakfast, I went upstairs, and I stretched.

"Alright..."

I put my headphones on.

"Time to heart a lot of comments on Youtube, and watch some clips."

I can't wait until my EP finally gets released, and I'll see their reactions.

August 25, 2020 12:30 PM

I went to the meeting room, and I saw all the girls looking at me angrily.

"What is it now?" I mumbled.

Is it about that? 

I sat on my seat, and Sora and Roboco looked at me angrily.

I got a serious face on.

"Look, if you all are only gonna look at me angrily like that, I'll just leave this room in the next 5 seconds."

"Oh, so you don't care about us anymore?" Aqua slammed the desk.

"What makes you say that?" I slammed the desk as well.

"Don't lie to us. Remember what we did on Sunday, but the rest of the day, you just seenzoned my messages on Discord?" Coco asked.

"And ours?" The rest of the girls said.

"So you're saying you all didn't seenzone me too? Huh?"

They looked at me with a confused face.

"Oh, you don't know? Even an embryo could notice that detail. The thing is, you girls also seenzoned me some days ago. I was supposed to be the one taking you girls to dates, but I happened to catch you, Noel and Flare, doing this while I was parkouring around the city from the rooftops."

I got my phone, and they saw it.

"Wha-" Noel and Flare said.

Noel and Flare were kissing each other, and fondling boobs in Noel's place.

"It seems your horniness got the best of you, and you decided to ditch my date plan, so I spent that time just watching streams, thinking you would change your mind."

"But Yamada, I haven't spent that much time with Flare." Noel said.

"But you didn't take the time to text that to me. And yesterday, Korone invited me to go on a date with her on a whim, and when we went on a date, she just looked at her phone, just smiling as she talked with Okayu."

"Yama-" I cut off Korone.

"And to make it worse, you'd act angry and focus more on your phone than our date. Was it really that important that you had to lick Okayu's ass when the date was finished? Did you want to stick that dildo up her vajayjay so badly that you even got angry at me? I guess, since we're Homolive, but I'm the only straight in this branch."

"N-No...but Yamada. You know I haven't spent that much time with Okayu."

"But you didn't tell me. It's fine with me if you girls wanna do lesbian shit. I don't give a fuck, since we all agreed on it, but the thing is, if you're just gonna put me to the side for your other desires, to the point where you ignore me, and start hating on me, despite the fact you all were happy when I made you all my girlfriends, then go, I don't give a shit. We can always break up, and I'll probably even date your sister, Suisei. She was a hot girl anyway."

Well...I wouldn't actually date Anemachi.

I faced Sora.

"I went to your house yesterday as well, but instead of going with the original plan of just hanging out, you somehow weren't in the mood, and it looked like you even wanted me to get out."

"No I wasn't-"

"And who were you texting? AZKi and Iofi. And when you sang, you didn't even sound like you were enjoying it. You sounded like you were singing just for the sake of it."

"I-I wasn't...I did enjoy it."

"But you didn't show it. And for Lamy and Botan, We were supposed to go on a date, but instead, I became a useless third wheel, because it's as if I wasn't there, and I was just your guardian angel, protecting you two."

"We were scared you weren't having fun! We felt bad too, you know?" Botan said.

"But you never asked me, and what do you know? Miscommunication happens."

I clenched my fists.

"There are many things I still gotta say, but if I did, we'd be here all day, and I still got a stream that'll happen on 2:00 PM."

I moved the chair.

"And with that, we're done. I hope you girls are happy that you got your fucking answer. I'll still treat your family like my family, but if you girls only want to have the option of having a dick, then hey, just confess."

Everybody activated their gifts, and Roboco pointed her gatling gun to the back of my head.

"We're not done yet." Roboco said.

"Oh, we're done with the argument."

"Can't you at least hear what we have to say?" Fubuki asked.

"Only one of you. I don't have time to waste."

I picked a girl.

"Fine then. Aqua. Mind telling me something that'll make me feel stupid?"

"We thought you didn't care anymore!"

"What do you mean I didn't care anymore? Don't you know how worried I was when you all started acting differently?" I leaned on the desk.

"We didn't know we were seenzoning you! You could've told us!" Aqua said.

"You didn't know? It was clearly there! I thought maybe you all are busy, and I kept going in and out, but it seems I really am a non-existent like Yamada-sensei. I should not have existed in the first place, cause you all act like I don't even belong here, despite saying shit like 'Yamada, I love you' and all that shit."

The girls are silent.

"*sigh* Deactivate your gifts, please."

They abided.

We started crying, but I was more sad.

"Gomennasai." They all said.

"I don't want your apologies, I want you all to know your mistakes and learn from it like I did."

I then wiped my eyes and went out of the room.

"I'll go get a drink, and I'm out of the building."

I went to Yagoo's office, and I went to the vending machine.

"How's the meeting with the girls?"

"It sucked, Old Man."

"Do you wanna talk about it? You probably wanna vent it out." He asked.

I sighed.

I got apple juice, and I sat in front of his desk.

"Me and the girls...are probably gonna break up."

I drank it all.

Yagoo frowned.

"Why?"

"I don't know. Arguments happen, you know? And in this case, it's miscommunication."

After a while, I heard all the girls. They used their necklaces.

"YAMADA! TASUKETE-"

"Girls?!"

I dropped my apple juice, made a portal quickly, and went to the meeting room.

Mr. Weeaboo was there, holding them all in hostage with tape on their mouths.

"Girls..."

"Well? If you're gonna break up, then I can have these girls all to myself. They'll make some nice money."

"LET THEM GO, YOU RONNIE COLEMAN WANNABE!"

He got a tick on his head, but slowly giggled.

"Well, Yamada. I have two choices for you. Either die, or let these girls be captured."

"I'm taking neither! C'mere!"

I slowed time down, but Mr. Weeaboo disappeared with them.

"What the-"

"His teleportation is faster than me slowing time down?"

I sped time up, and I stopped.

I clenched my fists, and screamed.

"FUUUUUUUUCK!"

I slammed the desk, and it broke.

I restored it back to good condition.

Yagoo came into the room.

"What happened?!"

"The girls! They were taken away by Mr. Weeaboo!"

Yagoo widened his eyes.

"C'mere, I think I know where you could try to find him."

I went with him, and he opened an email.

"Yamada, if you want to have business inquiries, come to this location."

I clenched my fists.

"There, huh?"

I clenched my fists.

Yagoo held my wrist.

"Yamada, be safe. You might die again."

"Got it, Old Man. I'll make sure to survive this time."

I summoned a mask, and I went to the top of the building via a portal.

I started making my way to the lair. The lair was in the mountains.

"I know I hate them, and they hate me too, but I made a promise! I'd protect them with my life!"

Dammit, it's all my fault! I should've kept them close!

After making my way to the lair, I got rid of my mask, the mountain's double doors opened, and I saw the insides. It looked like a spaceship inside.

"Follow the yellow lines, Yamada." Mr. Weeaboo thought.

I then went inside.

When I saw the door, I opened it, and I saw horror.

The girls...there was blood. They were all lying in uncomfortable positions.

They all looked lifeless.

"Yamada."

I turned to my back, and took a couple steps back.

"How do you like the sights, huh?"

"You...didn't kill them, did you?"

"Hmm? What if I said I did?"

I clenched my fists in anger.

"YOU BASTAR-"

"Yama...da..."

I looked to my right, and stopped.

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"Sora!"

I went to her. I stumbled a bit as I made my way.

She was sitting and leaning on a wall.

I grabbed her face. It was full of blood.

"Sora!"

"Yamada..." She smiled.

I started freaking out a bit.

"No...no 3x. Stay with me-"

"Yamada...we're sorry...we're terrible girlfriends, aren't we?"

"N-No...I just wanted you all to change-"

"We were ignorant...and we did what we wanted."

She held my face. I don't fucking care about the blood, but...everybody is...

"They're dead. I'm about to die too..."

"No. No 3x. I can revive you all. I got Rushia's gift, 'Necromancer.'"

"Save yourself...you're the only surviving member of Hololive JP..."

"Sora..." I started crying.

I put my forehead on hers, and she just laughed.

"Sora! Don't leave me-"

"We're not gonna leave you, baka...We'll be by your side, forever...in your heart..."

She put both of her hands on my face.

"It's funny, isn't it?...You died for us in the mall, and now, we're the ones dying."

I started laughing a bit.

"Sora, this is no time for jokes."

"Yamada...I just wanted you to know...before we go..."

"What is it? C'mon, tell me. Tell me! I'm all ears."

"We all...really love you...we would always talk about the future with you..."

She hugged me.

"Yamada...We love you, even in death. We're sorry for being bitchy."

I also hugged her, and put my face on her shoulders.

"Sora, no...I can revive you all. I can fight this guy-"

"Don't...you're gonna die if you fight him...just...leave us...be."

Her arms drooped down, and I couldn't feel her heartbeat anymore.

"Sora? Sora?! SORA?! SORA!" 

I shook her a bit.

I looked at her eyes, and she was absolutely lifeless.

My life just felt meaningless...I want to fucking die. If they're not with me anymore, Hololive will not only fall apart, but a major part of my life is gone...

"Sora..." I started crying a lot.

I hugged her.

"You were the only girl left that was alive...and now...you're dead..."

I hugged her tighter.

I'll revive them later. For now, I have priorities.

I felt hatred...anger...I felt like I won't be satisfied until I kill someone, and that someone...is Mr. Weeaboo.

"Oh? Your little lovey-dovey moment is done? I feel sorry, really. This wasn't supposed to be part of my plan...or is it?"

Mr. Weeaboo's POV

Well, I could always revive these whores at my will, so it doesn't matter to me.

Yamada's POV

I felt more hatred. I'm reverting back to my 2nd year high school self.

"I guess it's time for you to die too, Yamada." Mr. Weeaboo giggled.

"Kill. Kill. Kill." was the only thought in my mind.

I felt Haato's spirit wanting me to kill him. I felt Rushia wanting me to send him to hell. I felt everybody's anger just gathering into my body.

"Shirazaki Yamada, formerly known as Alex C. Panganiban. Do you accept your death?"

I ignored him.

"I'll take that as a yes."

Mr. Weeaboo's POV

Before I was able to stab his head, he disappeared, and I stopped before it went to Sora's head.

"Huh? Where'd he go?"

I looked behind my back, and saw his hair going up.

"Is he...going berserk?!"

Yamada's POV

"Mr. Weeaboo..."

The blood from my clothes, hand, and face are gone. My hair started growing to shoulder length, and I had a lot of gifts on me. My right fingernails were Okayu's, my left fingernails were Korone's, my legs were Botan's, my eyes were Ayame's, my speed was Astel's, I got Rushia's anger, I got Towa's spirit power, and I got way more in store.

"Because of you...they're dead...Because of you, I could never have peace and quiet...Because of you..."

I faced him, and he widened his eyes.

"BECAUSE OF YOU, I CAN'T LIVE A NORMAL LIFE!"

I started dashing towards him with "Lightning speed", and I got ice on my right hand and fire on my left hand.

Yamada-sensei's POV

We were waiting in front of the mountains.

"Yamada-senpai! We can't just let Yamada die there too!" Astel said.

Before he activated his gift, I stopped him.

"Don't."

"W-Why?! YOU DON'T WANT YOUR STUDENT TO DIE, RIGHT?!"

"Astel, the greatest weapon against an enemy is fear."

He looked at me with a confused face.

"But Yamada-senpai! Isn't Mr. Weeaboo stronger than Yamada?!" Moona asked.

"Oh, you guys don't know what Yamada is capable of." I giggled.

They looked at me.

"Even though Yamada has almost 50 LF, and Mr. Weeaboo has 1000 LF, Yamada is 100x more dangerous if you let him go berserk."

"Berserk?"

"We'll teach you that this afternoon, but for now...give Mr. Weeaboo some time to realize that Yamada is a force to be reckoned with."

Mr. Weeaboo's POV

I dodged, but he was quick, and I almost got an icicle to the face.

He blasted fire to me, but I dodged again.

I got a bit of fire on my clothes, so I tried to get it off, but he launched to my sides, and I almost got punched.

"Kuso! I can't have any rest! And he's also draining my LF!"

Yamada's POV

He summoned a sword, but I looked at it, and it broke.

"USELESS! USELESS! USELESS! USELESS!!!"

I activated 'Lion King' and I started clawing a lot while having Okayu's eyes.

"C'MERE, YOU LIL' SHIT!"

He blocked with his arms, and it started to have cuts, but he's healing fast like Wolverine. It gave me an idea.

I grew 3 claws on my knuckles.

I roared, and I activated 'Cat From Hell' while having Pekora's legs and Ayame's eyes.

I started trying to claw him, but he dodged a lot.

Mr. Weeaboo's POV

"It's useless! I gotta make a portal on my back!"

When I did, I felt claws penetrate my back.

"He made a portal quicker than I could enter it?!"

He clawed my back a lot, but I blasted him away with "Wind Manipulation."

I then healed a lot.

"Kuso, it's becoming 900 LF now."

At this rate, I won't survive!

"C'MON! WHERE'S THE TOUGH YOU, HUH? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRONG?!"

He got a long sword, and started slashing.

Yamada's POV

I started slashing while looking at him with Ayame's eyes.

"COME HERE, MR. WEEABOO!" I laughed.

I also activated "Psychopathic Tendencies."

At this point, I don't care what I'm doing, but I just want to kill him.

I kept on slashing while making sure he cannot escape, and is forced to fight me.

Mr. Weeaboo's POV

C'mon! What can I do at this situation? I now know he's strong when he's berserk, but how do I escape? That last attempt to escape with portals failed miserably!

I then thought of something.

I put a lot of LF on my legs, and activated "Cheetah".

I then went through a portal.

Yamada's POV

I tried to catch him by slowing time down and activating "Swift Fox" and I caught him.

We both rolled on the ground, and he held my arms back.

I got claws on my right hand, and I applied a lot of weight in getting it to his face while using "Strength Amplification."

I almost got his eyes, but he moved my right hand to the side and kicked me to the air.

I put a portal on my back, and I launched to his back.

I then thought of "Porcupine", so I got spikes on my back, and I stabbed his back.

I then got off, turned around quickly, and I got a very sharp kunai and threw it at him, but he got away, and distanced himself from me. He was in the very opposite end of the room.

I stopped time, and I went towards him with "Swift Fox" while activating "Lightning Speed" and having Ayame's eyes.

Mr. Weeaboo's POV

Okay, that didn't work. Now what?

I then thought of something.

As long as his demon eyes exist, my LF will drain faster than it normally would if you tethered LF, so if I get him sleepy with "Vocal Amplification", I can escape!

I then sang a soothing note, and he started becoming sleepy little by little.

Yamada's POV

Fuck, I should've known this was coming! His voice waves are fast!

I started becoming sloppy, and before I knew it, I fell asleep.

"If only...I got stronger mentally..."

Before I went unconscious, I noticed that he actually casts spells faster than I could.

Mr. Weeaboo's POV

I then made a portal to my actual lair, and I panted a lot.

"Mr. Weeaboo!" The guys and girls said.

"I'm fine...I just gotta catch my breath."

Damn, I never knew Yamada was this strong.

"Dr. Eiji, you caught that, right?"

He nodded.

"I shall research his weakpoint right away. I observed he's kinda weaker on the mental field than the others, but I shall research for more."

I laughed.

"Oh man, it's all coming together."

For the price of me getting worn out to find out information? This is exhilarating!

"What's the next plan, Mr. Weeaboo?" Sito asked.

"Just wait. I'm still thinking of something."

Yamada-sensei's POV

We came in, and we saw everybody.

"Pekora-senpai..." Moona said.

"Korone-senpai..." Risu said.

"Sora-senpai..." Iofi said.

"Aqua-senpai!" Civia shouted and tried to run, but I held her back.

"What is...this?" Artia said.

"This is horrible!" Rosalyn said.

"So much blood!" Echo, Doris, and Yogiri said.

"Yamada..." Roberu mumbled.

"Rushia, revive everybody." I said as I got rid of all the blood.

Rushia nodded.

She revived everybody, and they slowly opened their eyes.

Nene and Aloe held their head.

"What happened again?" Aloe asked.

"The last thing I remember, Mr. Weeaboo was there..." Fubuki said.

The girls realized it.

"WE WERE KILLED!" They all shouted.

They all faced me.

"What about Yamada?!" Sora asked.

"Where's Yamada?!" The other girls said.

The others looked everywhere for Yamada.

"Don't worry, he's safe."

They all looked at me, and sighed in relief.

"Yamada..." Okayu said.

Okayu went to me, and looked at young Yamada.

"Yamada...?" Okayu widened her eyes.

She saw that Yamada had long hair. It wasn't entirely long, but it's around shoulder length.

Everybody gathered up to look at Yamada, but they stayed 5 meters away.

I rested his head on my lap.

"Don't worry, everybody...he just went berserk."

"B-Berserk?" Everybody in the JP branch asked.

"You'll learn that this afternoon."

Everybody sighed in relief.

"We thought Yamada would die..." Choco said.

"If only...we didn't fight." Suisei said.

"But we did, so there's nothing we can do about it." Pekora said.

"Yamada..." Luna said.

"What will happen to Yamada-senpai's hair?" Polka asked.

"Don't worry, I'll cut it when he's awake."

Everybody nodded.

"You all should go back outside."

I made multiple portals to the special place.

"But..." They said.

"I'll take care of young Yamada. Rushia."

Rushia looked at me.

"Mind supervising Kazashi? She might cut herself trying to help Sora with the food."

She nodded, and she went through the portal I made for her.

"For you guys...accompany the JP branch."

They nodded.

"Don't worry, I reset time to 12:30 PM, and Yagoo, Tomoko, and A-chan are aware of it." I did telepathy with them.

They then went to the portals going to the special place, and after about 30 minutes, young Yamada woke up. The time was slowed down outside, but the inside wasn't.

Yamada's POV

"U-Uh? What happened?"

I sat up slowly, and I got help.

I looked at my left, and it was Yamada-sensei.

"Yamada-sensei, konnichiwa." I scratched my head.

"Do you remember what happened?"

"Well..." 

I recalled.

"Sora died..."

I widened my eyes.

I looked at my right, and everybody is gone.

"Where are they?"

"They're alive, and they went to the special place."

I sighed in relief.

"Yokatta..."

I looked at him, and sat in front of him.

I noticed my hair touched my shoulder.

"WHAT THE HELL?!"

"Do you remember what happened after Sora died?"

I recalled.

"Lemme see..."

I remembered that they all died, and then...

"All I remember was that I saw red. I don't know what happened next."

"Well, you went berserk mode, basically."

"Wait, why do I get long hair when I go berserk?"

I think I got a grasp of "Berserk", but I'm gonna need more info.

 "Well, everybody has their own berserk mode. Take Yogiri for example. She turns into a beautiful swordswoman with only the sclera visible, or take Noel for example. She kinda turns into Hilda, but with white hair, and her boobs are almost visible."

I then thought of Noel in that costume.

"I'd like to see that."

"You're horny." He said.

"I haven't fapped for a week, you know?"

We giggled.

"So when I go berserk, my hair grows longer?"

"And you can activate as many gifts as you'd like, as long as you have the LF for it."

I then thought back to when I was berserk.

"Did I use Mr. Weeaboo's LF?"

"Yep. That's why you survived."

"But why did I go unconscious?"

"Because you got affected by 'Vocal Amplification.'"

"Oh yeah...'Vocal Amplification' can be both supportive or offensive."

"And he put you into sleep."

"Sou ka..."

I then held my hair.

I blushed in embarrassment.

"Yamada-sensei? Can you please cut my hair?"

He nodded.

My hair then got restored to normal.

"Ah! My bangs!"

I held my bangs.

"I miss my bangs!"

"It was only for about 30 minutes, but it's as if it took you a decade before you finally got a cut."

"I can't help it. I like my bangs."

I then frowned as I thought of the girls.

"You wanna make up right now?"

"I mean...they hate me anyway."

Yamada-sensei giggled.

"No, they still love you. Trust me."

I started wanting to escape the situation.

"Um...I think I'll make a portal to my house-"

"Don't be a bitch. Get your shit together!"

He slapped my face with both hands.

"OW!"

"C'mon! You can do it!"

I thought of Roberu, and giggled.

He then made a portal, and me and everybody met up.

"Before you go, you gotta deal with the Holostars and the other branches."

I nodded.

When I got out, the first thing that happened was the boys launching to me.

"YAMADA!" 

"Woah!"

I fell to the ground, and the boys cried.

"YAMADA! YOU'RE ALIVE!" They all said.

"OF COURSE I WAS ALIVE! GET OFF ME, PLEASE! YOU ALL ARE HEAVY! BARRIERS AND STRENGTH AMPLIFICATION CAN'T ALLEVIATE THE WEIGHT YOU ALL ARE PUTTING ON ME!"

They got off me, and I took a breather.

I sighed in relief.

"Yamada! You're not hurt, right?" Roberu held my face and checked everywhere.

"Yes, Roberu. Let go of me please. I was just unconscious."

The boys sighed in relief.

Next is the Indonesian and Chinese branch.

"Hey, Yamada. I-It seems you're awake." Risu said.

"Yeah..." I scratched my head.

I then looked at Moona and Iofi.

"C'mon. I know you two also got something to say."

"Well...I was quite worried, honestly." Iofi said.

"I didn't know you could take on someone that powerful." Moona said.

I opened my arms.

"This is cringey, but come here."

They then hugged me. Risu was the first.

"Woah! Okay, squirrel bitch."

"Fuck you, you dick of a mage. I was quite worried, you know? He has 1k LF." Risu said.

We giggled.

Moona and Iofi hugged me too.

After 10 seconds, we let go.

I went to the Chinese branch.

"Well, I gotta say, you're a tough one, Yamada." Civia said.

"For a person with almost 50 LF vs a person with 1000 LF. You're amazing." Artia said.

"I-It was good that you didn't die that time, Yamada." Echo said.

"You're really a multi-talented leader..." Rosalyn said.

"We're glad you made it, Leader." Doris said.

"Well...all I can say is good job. I don't know how to put it in words." Yogiri blushed and scratched her head.

"Yeah...they're kinda shy for some reason. It's also making me awkward!"

I giggled.

Civia then suddenly hugged me.

"Woah."

"Everybody needs hugs, right?"

I giggled.

"Come here."

The Chinese branch also hugged me.

After 10 seconds, we released.

I then went to the JP branch, and we both were shy.

We scratched our heads.

"I'll get straight to the point." I said.

They nodded.

I breathed in.

"I-Okay, let me just do that again..."

I cleared my throat.

I breathed in again.

"Gome-Okay, wait, I still need to brace myself."

"NIKE SLOGAN!" Yamada-sensei chopped my head.

"ITAI!"

I held my head.

"WAKATTA 2X! I'LL DO IT FOR REAL!"

I then faced the girls.

I breathed in.

"Girls, I'm sorry I couldn't have saved you all sooner!"

They then laughed.

"W-Why are you all laughing?!"

"That was all you had to say? I'm sure there's more." Sora said.

I then thought of something.

"Um...there really isn't anymore."

They frowned angrily.

"Oh, here we go again." I turned to my back and held my head.

We made up already, and we're arguing again. Relationships, am I right?

"Yamada, there's still more you can say." Sora said.

"Look, what else could I have said?"

The girls started saying what I was supposed to say.

I got a tick on my head.

"OKAY 2X! I LOVE YOU ALL! I NEVER HATED YOU, BUT I JUST WANTED YOU ALL TO CHANGE! I FREAKED OUT WHEN ALL OF YOU DIED! I'M SORRY!"

I panted.

The girls then giggled.

"That's our Yamada! (That's our Yamada-senpai!)"

Sora hugged me.

The other girls hugged me.

"I FORGOT HOW TIGHT THEY CAN HUG!" I said.

After a while, I caught a breather.

"Well...I guess we made up, right?" I scratched my head.

"Not yet..." Sora said.

"Huh?"

Sora grabbed my collar, and she kissed me.

The others jaw dropped.

"*whistles* Sasuga Leader." Roberu said.

The other boys deadpanned at us.

Yamada-sensei clapped.

I kissed her back, and I held her.

After 10 seconds, we let go.

"Chotto! We didn't even get our kisses yet from him!" Shion said.

"I mean...I guess I'd like to experience it too..." Aloe fidgeted.

"Yamada! We didn't even got ours yet!" The others that I haven't kissed yet said.

I blushed hard.

"Um...do I have to do it now?!"

"YES!"

The boys and girls sweat dropped.

"Yandere, ey?" They said.

I blinked twice.

"Well? That's your responsibility now." Yamada-sensei said.

I clenched my fists.

"FINE! I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU ALL!"

I stopped time, and put a UTF on the ones I didn't kiss one by one, and kissed them individually for about 12 seconds.

After about 1-2 minutes, I sped time again and went back to where I originally was.

"W-Well?"

The girls held their faces, blushed, and got imaginary hearts floating in the air.

"Yamada~❤️, can you do it once more-"

"Alright. Enough lovey-dovey stuff. You all will be in your houses right now!"

Yamada-sensei pushed us with air into our respective portals, and we sat on our gaming chairs.

I'm sure the other girls are pouting cause they couldn't say goodbye.

I was worried as to what they were about to say before Yamada-sensei cut us off.

"Wait a minute..."

We made up, but...

"Wait, is the red string still there, or is it cut? WAIT, ARE WE-"

"Don't stress it, you muffinhead. They're still your girlfriends." Yamada-sensei thought in BadBoyHalo's voice.

I sighed in relief.

"That would've been complex if we flirted and we didn't realize that we broke up."

That would've been FWB, MU, and all that shit.

"I guess I should be playing hardcore Minecraft a few hours from now."

The time is 12:40 PM.

"I'll just play a bit of chess, and Minecuberif for a couple of minutes."

"...Wait, I thought you didn't know there was an author-" Author-kun was cut off.

"No period, erase."

Evidence of this has been wiped off. YOU VIEWERS DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING, OKAY?!

I then played chess, cubed, and other stuff, and once it hit 2:00 PM, I started streaming.