We then went to the food court, and order our food.

"Itadakimasu!"

I then ate my lunch. It was mutton a.k.a Watame (no vore intended). 

Noel's was beef udon with a steak, and Flare's was curry rice with pork. 

We also had vegetable salad we could share.

Yamada--------

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Noel------Flare

I looked at their eyes and smiled.

"What's the matter?" Noel asked.

"I'm glad you all are starting to look and be healthier."

They blushed.

"O-Of course we do." They both said.

I giggled.

"Remember that time when I brought Korone up to my room?"

They nodded.

"I told her that she should take more breaks. I also told Ol-Yagoo that you all should take more breaks too."

"But..." Noel said.

"Yeah 2x. I know. You will say 'I can handle it though' but c'mon? If you get anemia, your streaming will have delays. That's why I stream everyday with little to no health handicaps."

Except for that time when I got a cold. That phenomenon was fuckin' unreal. I don't know if Mr. Weeaboo was responsible for that, but I do know that that's the first time I've ever gotten a cold without knowing that I needed to get a blanket over me.

We also talked about some stuff.

I also noticed that at some times they would frown, but they'd shrug it off.

Flare's POV

Flashback start~

We talked with the girls in the meeting room. We could rely on Mel's echolocation in case Yamada just comes up suddenly.

"So...Sora-senpai? What's this brief meeting about?" I asked.

Sora sighed.

"...Girls, if Yamada lied to us, would you all get angry at him?"

We nodded.

"I mean..."

Suisei summoned her knife.

"If he did lie to me, I'd cut him into pieces with no remorse." Suisei then slowly laughed like a psychopath.

Kanata chopped Suisei's head.

"Itai!"

Kanata sat down and sighed.

"So? What are you trying to say."

"Well...I was kinda planning that if Yamada goes to his special place, we'd all try to make a promise."

"And what is that?" We all asked.

"We'll have some sort of connection like an invisible tattoo to signify that we all will stick together as one."

We smiled.

"That's..." Okayu said.

"That's actually a nice idea!" Mio stretched on the table.

"I will admit. I was being childish trying to get rid of Yamada at first, but...things have gotten better, and I want all of us to stick together and help each other in times of despair."

We all nodded.

"So, I heard that Shion-chan and Aqua-chan went on a date with Yamada, right?"

They nodded.

"If any of you go on a date with Yamada again, I want you to say to meet up in his special place for that."

We nodded.

"We also want Hololive to develop a deeper bond." Mel said.

"We were also being childish at first." Matsuri said.

"We were strongly influenced-peko."

"And we all thought that Yamada would've done something bad to us." Aqua said.

"But we now know better!" Towa said.

"I also want Yamada-senpai and everybody else to stick together in times of need." Botan said.

I smiled.

"Thanks for the help, everybody."

Flashback end~

Yamada's POV

We finished eating lunch.

"Gochisousama deshita."

I noticed that Noel's mouth had a bit of beef stuck on the side of her mouth.

I got a tissue, and I wiped her mouth.

"I-I can take care of it."

"Nah, I'll do it. I don't think you'd do it properly." I giggled.

After wiping, I put the handkerchief in my pocket.

We then went to the bathroom.

I peed in the urinal, and thought of...nothing.

Well...nothing and also about the girls.

"Are the girls okay? Are they depressed? Flare and Noel just frowned...no. They're thinking of something. Like...they're hiding something from me...

...whatever."

I then just stared at the wall as I continued peeing.

After finishing peeing, I washed my hands, and looked at the mirror.

"Oh, your bangs, Yamada."

You want to impress the girls, you know? Unless they don't really give a shit, but I have some narcissism in me, so I'll just do it.

After arranging my bangs a bit, I then went out and waited near the girls bathroom for Noel and Flare, and no, I did not go inside, but waited outside.

Flare's POV

We washed our hands after peeing in the bathroom.

We then washed our hands.

"Hey, Noel..."

"Yeah?"

I then went near her ear.

"Does it still hurt?"

"...Yeah."

I mean, she was more pissed than she'd normally be when we fought with those two, so it's understandable that her period would make her quite irritable, though, she's significantly calmer.

"Also...you still remember what we need to do in the end of the date, right?"

Noel nodded.

We then waited outside, and we saw Yamada with his hands in his pocket as he stared  at the opposite wall.

Yamada's POV

"Yamada, we're done." Noel said.

I then looked at them.

"So...do you girls wanna go shopping a bit?"

The usual...I bet it's yes.

"Hmm..."

Hmm? It's not?

"How about you try leading the way, instead of trying what we'd like?" Noel asked.

"I bet you'd be bored out of your mind anyway." Flare pouted.

I giggled nervously.

"Then...how about we go to the park?"

"Isn't the park a bit far away?" Noel asked.

"C'mon! It'll be fun, I promise." I did a cross on my neck and put my hand out.

"Well..." They said.

I bowed my head a bit to see if they'd approve of what I said.

"I guess that'll be fun." They both said.

"Sweet!"

We then went out, got into my car and drove to the park.

Time skip~

I did a 5 minute blitz with a chess hustler under a tree in the park.

Noel and Flare were watching intensely.

"Yamada, you sure you can win this?" Flare asked.

"Dunno...I might lose this."

I lied.

"R-Really?" Noel asked.

I then moved my queen and tried sacrificing it.

The chess hustler widened his eyes after realizing he fucked up when he touched his knight, since we used a touch-move rule.

He nodded his head and we shook hands, signifying he resigned.

"Yes!"

I giggled, and Noel and Flare clapped.

I stood up.

"I don't know what happened, but you won, right?" Noel asked.

I nodded.

"You can't underestimate my chess skills."

But I do hope that, one day, a Hololive member will beat me in chess.

"Jeez, why'd you gotta be a meathead, and a genius?" Noel asked.

"Dunno. It's just the way I am." I giggled.

We then sat at a bench, and talked about some stuff.

Flare--Noel--Yamada

"Actually..."

I stood up.

"I gotta go buy some mint. You girls want some?"

"We can have candy?"

"Yeah, but don't overdo it. So? Want some?"

They nodded.

I then went to buy mint.

After I got back, I saw them flirting like they usually do if I never existed in this world.

I sighed.

"I mean, what do you expect of NoeFure? They gotta have their teetee moments, don't they?" I smiled.

I, for some reason, wanted them to have their time.

I then thought what I could do while leaning on a tree.

"...I'll think of some lines in my head."

I was thinking that my next album would be called "Past Problems."

My phone then rang.

I checked it. It was a message from Old Man.

"Oh yeah, you never told us what the name of your EP is. Mind telling me what the name is?"

I then replied, "Shirazaki Yamada."

Yes, I know. Very original. But that really is what I think the name should be, since I can't really go "1st Hololive Male" or "Madoshis", or whatever. Besides, it's me in the songs, so it kinda makes sense.

"Hmm...kinda funny, but that really is your final name?"

"Yes, Old Man."

"Okay. Thanks for replying."

"No problem."

I then thought of lines in my head.

"They keep on telling me to socialize-.~"
"-while leaving me behind. Mind your business, alright?~"
"Come up from behind, just for fucking assignments.~"
"Well, sorry, your highness. Can't do your requirements.~"

I shrugged.

"Literally explains my high school life."

Not all, but just the social part.

I then thought the name of it could be "Antisocial."

I then went to Flare and Noel.

"Hey." I said.

"Hey."

I gave them one mint each, and took mine as I sat down.

"So? Were you two good while I was away?"

They nodded.

"Yokatta." I smiled.

I then just stared at the fountain in the center of the park.

My mind then went blank.

Noel's POV

I fidgeted.

"So...Yamada."

"Yeah?"

"I got a question to ask you."

"Uh huh."

"You see...you know your special place?"

"Yep."

"You know...the one where you took us to look at the moon, and we took your saying a bit differently?" I giggled a bit.

"Yeah?"

"Um...are you free around midnight?"

"Uh huh."

"Um...we've got an event around your special place, so is it okay for you to go there?"

"Yup."

"Really?! Then-oh?"

I saw him staring at the fountain.

My eyebrow twitched.

Flare facepalmed.

Flare's POV

"Here we go..."

Noel stood up.

Noel's POV

"Ne...Yamada?"

Yamada then looked at me.

"Yeah?" He blinked twice.

"Were you listening to me?"

"Yeah."

"What did I say then, huh?"

Yamada's POV

I may look calm on the outside, but I'm panicking like hell in the inside. I was in autopilot mode, and I didn't pay attention to what she said.

"Um...my special place?"

"Your special place? YOUR SPECIAL PLACE?!"

The birds then went came out of the trees and flew away.

The people looked at us awkwardly.

"Noel! The people are looking at us!" I whispered.

"Ah, forgive my manners." She held her mouth.

"But still..."

She then leaned forward, and I could kinda see more of her chest, and her stomach.

"Look at me when I'm talking to you."

"H-Hai..."

Natural instinct of men: Even when you're told to look at a woman's face, you still occasionally peek at her boobs. 

That's just how men are wired.

"What did I say?"

"Uhh..."

Got it! I'm sure this'll work!

"Flare, did you listen to what Noel sa-"

"You can't cheat your way out of this." Noel said.

"Ah, sou ka. I have no escape routes." I sobbed internally.

"So?"

I started sweating.

I looked away.

"Yamada, just take the easy way out." Flare said as if she was tired of my lies.

"Noel will kill me even if I took the easy way out, you know?!"

"C'mon, Yamada." Noel said.

She leaned one arm on the bench, and one arm on my leg.

My Dark Lord Ochinchin decided to go up.

"Uhh....you were talking about my special place, right?"

"Yeah. What about your special place?"

"...You're gonna confess your feelings about me?"

Noel then kept silent.

"Yamada, that happened in the building, not the special place."

YABAI!

"You didn't listen, did you?"

I threw in the towel.

"...Yeah..."

She then grabbed my leg very tight.

"ITETETETETETE-"

I sense a dark aura around Noel now.

"SHE'S GONNA FUCKING KILL ME, ISN'T SHE?!"

"Yamada...you need to know when you should-"

I got a ring on my phone.

I instantly swiped Noel's hand off and stood up.

"Ey, I got a phone call from my Old Man. Gotta answer this quick." I giggled blatantly.

I then answered and went near a tree.

"Chotto-" Noel was cut off as I went in the distance.

Noel's POV

I pouted.

I sat back down.

"Baka Yamada."

"I...also think I'm an idiot."

I went a bit too far. The original plan was just to prove him wrong, but I went and activated my gift and actually tried to hurt him.

I held my face in embarrassment.

"BAKA 3X! NOW YAMADA HATES YOU!"

"Don't worry about it, Noel."

Flare scooched close and put her arm around me.

"Flare..."

"I mean...Yamada's a man. It's quite hard for a man to understand a woman, and the same thing can be said for a woman to a man."

"I-I guess you're right..."

Flare giggled.

"And this is why we're a couple." Flare booped my nose.

I giggled.

"You're right."

We started flirting with each other.

It was in the heat of the moment, but me and Flare were about to kiss, until...

"Girls?"

We jumped.

"Don't scare us like that!"

Yamada's POV

I answered the phone.

"Old Man?"

"Yeah, I got 2 things to say."

"Well, hit me."

"First, remember when I said that I might call you if I need your help? I don't think I need it anymore, since I think 2D just might suit it."

"Sou ka. That's good. What's the second thing?"

"I'm putting in anti-harasser measures, and I'm reserving some internet lawyers in case something goes down. I also reserved some internet hackers in case I want to get at doxxers."

I widened my eyes.

"R-Really?" I got a bit of laughter out.

"Yeah. I'm making sure my talents won't be harassed anymore."

"Yeah...kinda like that Towa incident before."

"No, even Aloe."

My facial expression changed to a "wtf?" face.

"Wait...Aloe wasn't harassed though..."

"Not this time, anyway."

I then realized.

"Old Man..."

"Yes...I was informed by Older Yamada. I know what happened, and as a CEO, I just feel like a disgrace, knowing that they didn't have any measures, but it's better than nothing."

I frowned.

"Did he..."

"He told me everything. Including A-chan and Tomoko-san. Don't worry though. Our lips are sealed."

I smiled.

"Yokatta...I don't want any of the girls knowing what happened just yet."

"Me neither. This is a whole different matter from knowing about your death."

Ah yes...that.

"Well...is that all, Old Man?"

"Oh, there's a 3rd. Apparently, you were in trouble in your harem, so I had to break it."

Yamada-sensei can really see all!

"I-I appreciate it very much. Noel was just about to kill me."

"Well, you would've fought back, right?"

"Well...I do kinda consider it my fault as well, since I was spacing out."

But it was her fault for not confirming that I was listening.

"Well, either way, women are very complex. Hope you have a good time there, Yamada."

"Yup. Hope you have a good rest being the mighty best girl CEO, Old Man."

I then ended the call.

I went back.

"Girls?"

They jumped a bit.

"Don't scare us like that!"

I then went around and sat between them.

"What happened?"

"N-Nothing."

I blinked twice.

"Something definitely happened."

Question: What happened?

After thinking of some stuff, I can't deduce anything except that there was a moment between them.

"...Did they do lesbian stuff again?"

"2nd warning, Yamada." Yamada-sensei said.

"First, Aqua and Shion. Next is Noel and Flare..."

The 2nd part did happen in those 2 weeks before, but the 1st part was different.

"Didn't know I would experience this quite early."

"Well, it did happen, so there's already some signs."

"Yup. I'll figure out something."

He went out of my mind.

I looked around to break the awkward atmosphere.

"Oh? There's some entertainment going on there."

I saw a clown entertaining a crowd of people. No wonder there wasn't that much people now.

"Hey, how about we go there?"

"Huh?"

They looked at where I pointed.

There was a clown juggling 7 balls at once, riding a unicycle, and balancing 10 cups on a plate on his head.

"Let's go!"

"Ch-Chotto!"

They followed me, and we watched the clown.

The clown then got the balls, got off the unicycle, and he put down the cups and plate on a table.

We clapped our hands.

"I never knew gifts could be like that." I mumbled.

He then saw Noel and Flare, and did a motion signaling that he got a light bulb.

He got a piece of paper, gave it to me, closed my hand, and signaled me to keep it in for a bit.

I nodded.

He then got his hat, did a little something 2x. He got a carrot, and he was surprised which made us laugh, he got a t-shirt of Justin Beiber, and it made us laugh, but it made me laugh a bit more than I thought I would, he then got an Iphone X, and almost threw it, but got it back, and nodded.

It made us laugh once more. He put it back, and after some exaggerated struggling, he finally got what he wanted.

He got a dandelion and a lily bouquet.

Everybody clapped.

He then gave it to Noel and Flare.

They put one on their right ear, and giggled.

"How do we look?" They asked.

"Beautiful, honestly."

They giggled.

The clown then pointed the paper to my hand, and signaled to keep it closed.

He got near me, did a little something 2x again, and snapped his fingers.

The paper then had a doodle of me, Flare, and Noel.

"Ooh." We said.

I showed it to everybody, and they laughed.

The clown finally pulled more bouquets for everybody, and he bowed.

We clapped.

We then walked along the street for a bit.

"So? Did you have fun watching that?"

Noel and Flare nodded.

"Especially because these flowers are actually real."

Noel smelled it.

"You're not allergic to lilies?"

She shook her head.

"I actually quite like it."

Now that I think about it, that clown's gift might either be Materialization, or Illusion.

"I will admit, these dandelions also smell nice." Flare smelled it.

"Well, typical girls." I mumbled and smiled.

I checked the time.

"2:30 PM, huh?"

Flare and Noel panicked a bit.

"Yamada, we have no training today, right?!" Flare asked.

"No. It's our rest day today and tomorrow. No need to panic." I said.

They sighed in relief.

"Yokatta."

I then wondered what Noel actually wanted to ask me.

"Noel, what did you ask me earlier? The one about my special place?"

"Well...we were wondering if you were free at midnight, and if you could meet up with all of us there."

"Sure, but what is it about?"

"A maiden's secret is a maiden's secret." Noel said.

"E-Eeeeeh?"

Noel and Flare giggled.

"Just wait until it happens." Flare said.

"Who's gonna go there?"

"Um...all of us."

"All of the JP members? Or literally everybody, including the Indonesian and Chinese branch?"

"A maiden's secret is a maiden's secret." Flare and Noel giggled.

I sighed.

"Women..."

If it's everybody, I guess I can use Materialization to make more buko salad.

I then thought of something that we could do.

"So...do you girls want to do something?"

They then started thinking.

"Dunno, there's loads of other things we could do..." Flare said.

"Shopping, arcade, relaxing, and whatnot..."

I smiled.

"Do you girls wanna go do karaoke?"

"Ah! I never thought of that!" Noel said.

"Who goes first?" Flare asked.

"Hmm...how about I go last, and you two decide who goes first and second?"

They nodded.

We then went to a karaoke bar.

As we went though, I kinda noticed Flare and Noel were acting weird. They looked at each other, and giggled. It made me sweat drop.

Noel's POV

I texted everybody in the Discord server that Yamada will be coming to the special place at midnight. I texted in the channel that excluded Yamada called "No Yamada".

I looked at Flare and giggled.

She also giggled.

Yamada's POV

Flare and Noel sang "I Want It That Way" and "Sweet Soul Revue".

"What're you gonna sing, Yamada?"

"I'm gonna sing 'How Deep Is Your Love.'"

I inputted the song, and the instrumental started playing.

I started singing.

Flare and Noel giggled.

"Mind if we sing along, Yamada?"

I nodded.

I then sang, and they also sang along, even if they didn't know how to pronounce some words, or if they don't know the melody, which did catch me off guard, but my air helped me know what notes I was singing.

I then finished singing.

Noel and Flare clapped.

"You've got such a versatile voice!" Noel said.

"You're probably even one of the best singers of Hololive!" Flare said.

"That's not true." I giggled.

"No, really!" They both said.

I giggled.

"Well, thanks for the compliment."

I checked the time. It was almost 3:00 PM.

I decided to keep quiet, since my stream is just gonna start on 4:00 PM.

We continued singing. Flare sang "Gurenge", Noel sang "Lemon", and I sang "Dive".

I checked the time again, it was around 3:20 PM.

"Hmm...I guess we can go for one more round." I mumbled.

"Yamada? What's wrong?" Flare asked.

"When are you two gonna stream again?"

"Well, I'll stream on 5:00 PM." Noel said.

"And I'll stream around 10:00 PM..." Flare said.

"Chotto! You have a stream around 4:00 PM, right?!" Noel said.

"Yeah, but-"

"Oh yeah! You tweeted that!" Flare said as she put down the mic.

"Um...girls, we could go for 1 more round tho-"

"No questions asked!" They said.

"H-Hai..."

We got out, and we got inside my car.

"There's nothing in the way?"

They checked, and shook their head.

I sighed.

I started reversing.

"We could've went for one more round though."

I mean, I wanted to make more memories.

"Yamada, you rely too much on your gift." Noel frowned angrily.

I then shifted to 1st gear, and started driving.

"We are aware that you can make portals, Yamada, but that doesn't mean we can just manipulate you like that. We'd rather not have gone to Karaoke if it meant you'd be late to your stream." Flare said.

I then slowly laughed as I processed what Flare said.

"W-What's wrong?"

"Nothing..." I smiled.

I continued driving down the road.

"I just thought that it's kinda weird."

"What's weird?" Flare asked.

"You girls used to hate or doubt me, but now, you all treat me kindly."

"T-That's kinda true..." Flare said.

Flare's POV

I looked out the window.

Now that I think about it, when did this happen? When did we start developing feelings? How did we start liking him? Why did we start liking him?

Noel's POV

I hugged the Koala cushion hard.

Yamada's got a point. Why did we start acting this way? Ever since this happened, I'm kinda confused what I am. Am I bisexual? A lesbian? I don't think I can call myself heterosexual, but it's true that we started liking him more.

Yamada's POV

"Wait, do you even know where our houses are?" Flare asked.

"Nope, but I was thinking of driving you girls to that park where we met up originally."

'Tis lie.

"You could try to drive us to a nearby bus stop or something. We could just drive a taxi back home." 

"Say, where are your homes located, Flare, Noel?"

I did rough calculations, because I already know where they're homes are located.

"So they'll spend less if I do actually drive them to the park. Besides, the park isn't really that far from my house."

"Nah, trust me, girls. It benefits both me and you two if I drive you back to the park."

"Well...if you say so." Noel said.

We then talked about some stuff here and there. Just casual conversation, and somehow, a conversation that trailed to me cheating on them, despite me not making them my girlfriends yet. It happened when they whispered at each other and slowly got angry as they assumed that it did happen.

"When you went to buy mint, did you flirt with a girl, Yamada?" Noel asked.

"What the-no!" 

"But there was this pretty girl that stopped you, and you smiled at her after saying some stuff to her." Flare glared at me.

"That was because she was asking me the nearest computer store!"

"Really?" They both asked.

"Do you think I'd lie about that?"

"Probably?"

I sighed.

"Oh yes, I tried to pick up that girl. I gave her my number. We're about to have sex in a hotel that I won't tell you where. Is that what you wanted to hear?"

"SO YOU DID TRY TO PICK UP THAT WOMAN!" They both said.

"I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!" I said.

After dropping them off in the park, I waved bye at them, and I drove back home, but I peeked at the center mirror a few times to make sure they weren't harmed or something.

I then rode my car into the garage, closed the garage, and walked back home.

"Why do women have to overthink like that?"

"Women are always thinking of shit. Men have the ability to sit there for 15 minutes and think about nothing - Russell Peters."

"You do have a point, but I'm wired as both, and it varies."

"But most women are, and the Hololive girls and boys are wired in the 'most' majority."

"Welp, I guess this is what you go through as well, right?"

"Yup."

I then got back to my house, put my clothes in the laundry except for my shirt and boxers, went up to my room, and prepared OBS.

"So I guess I'll kill time a bit and pick challenges until it hits 4:00 PM."

I then picked the following challenges, including the "Kami-sama" Challenge.

-Kami-sama challenge (obviously)
-Freestyle on Slim Shady beats while playing Eight Note (This is honestly gonna be hard)
-Talk in one of the Hololiver's voice while doing at least 1 challenge 
-Do blindfold chess

I then downloaded Eight note on my phone, pinned these challenges in the live chat, and downloaded a blindfold chess trainer by Sebastian Lague.

I prepared the other things like the instrumentals and Getting over it.

I then went live.

"KONNICHI-FUCKING-WA, MADOSHIS! WELCOME TO THE KAMI-SAMA CHALLENGE, AND US ASIAN PEOPLE HAVE SMALL DICKS!" I clapped once.

"ARE WE READY TO DO THE 'KAMI-SAMA' CHALLENGE THAT I JUST MADE UP?!"

I switched from a girly Filthy Frank voice to a normal Filthy Frank voice.

"YATTAAA-AAAAAAA!"

"Okay, enough of that." I laughed.

I drank water.

I then switched my voice to Okayu's.

"Konnichiwa! The Mage of Hololive, Shirazaki Yamada, is here!" I clapped thrice.

"Kyou wa, I'll be doing the 'Kami-sama' challenge that I proposed in my first Hololive Review. This is how it goes. When I get to that stair part where Flare panicked and went 'Kami-sama 3x! (With Flare's voice)', I have to do that for at least 10 times."

"Now, I have not tested to see how hard it is, but we'll see in the end. Let's get to it! Also, there was a challenge that I picked where I will be talking in a Hololiver's voice in at least 1 challenge, you can see it in the live chat where I pinned my comment."

I then started speedrunning a bit.

"Oh yeah, I have played this game before, so you won't see me rage easily."

I then went up quickly.

"Ah yes, this narrow part." I giggled.

I then went through after making sure I got through safely.

I then went to that broken apartment part.

"Alright, let's actually take it slow. Don't wanna jinx myself and start all over again."

I then got to that part where the stairs are just above.

"Alright, let's do what I call a 'pro gamer move.'" 

I got on top of the roof of the room, and latched the hammer on the stairs while grunting

"YOSHA!"

I slowly got myself up.

"Okay, position myself on the stairs..."

I then moved my mouse in a circle and started saying 'Kami-sama' repeatedly while counting with my left hand.

"Kami-sama 4x Kami samaAAAAAAAAAAA!"

I fell down to the roof.

"TANGINA!" I laughed.

"For those of you who don't know what tangina means, it means 'Love and Peace.'" I held in my laughter.

I went back up to the stairs, and locked my hammer into place.

"Okay..."

I took a deep breath.

"Wasshoi!" I said in Matsuri's voice.

I switched to Flare's voice.

"Kami-sama 7x Kami-sam-"

I then went up the stairs.

"Alright, that was not expected, but whatever." I said in Roberu's voice and laughed.

I switched to Okayu's again.

"I did 8 Kami-samas there. I'm close! But not close." I giggled.

I then went down to the stairs again.

"Lock the hammer...go!"

"Kami-sama-"

I fell and then laughed hard. My voice suddenly changed back to my normal voice.

"That was not pog! Me want the poggers!" I said in English.

I got Okayu's voice and started speaking Japanese again.

I jumped back up.

"Alright...let's go!"

After 3 failed attempts, I finally did it on my 4th go.

"Kami-sama 9x KAMI-SAMA!"

I still went over 10.

"WOOOOOHHHH! FINALLY! After some failed attempts, I did it!" I laughed.

I switched back to my voice.

"So! We're going straight to the next challenge. I ain't gonna finish this right now." I giggled.

"Give me a moment to set up my phone, madoshis." I giggled.

"I WISH I USED BLUESTACKS FOR THIS SHIZ!" I said in English.

I got wires, and I plugged everything, and opened eigth note.

"Me is back, everybody." I said in English.

I then showed the screen of my phone.

"So, here's what I'll do. I'll play a Slim Shady beat, and I'll freestyle while playing Eighth Note. Now, I will be honest, this may be harder than I think it'll be, because not only will I be freestyling, I need to make sure I'm on beat, and not die in the process." I laughed.

"Now...I guess I'll be doing 5 attempts at this, with 5 different Slim Shady beats. I already prepared the beats, so let's get to it!"

I played Eighth Note on endless mode, and then I played "The Real Slim Shady."

I bopped my head to the music, and then I started freestyling after waiting for 4 bars.

"*short pause* May I have your attention, please?~"
"*short pause* May I HAVE YOur attention, pleASE?~"
"I'm a Vtuber that's JAPANESE, BUT RIGHT NOw, I'm rapping over a beat. LET'S GO!~"

"See, let's talk about THIS GAME FIRST OF all. You control with your VOICE if you wanna go high or LOW.~"
"I AIN'T got a choice but to keep on spitting. Cause if I don't, I'LL FALL INTO THE PITS OF OBLIVION.~"
"It's evident I MIGHT MAKE IT through, and for THOSE OF YOU that don't believe, (uh), you don't KNOW MY FULL POTENTIAL.~"
"I'm still thinking 'bout lots of stuff. IT'S IN A BIG AREA OF MY BRAIN, LIKE AREA 15.~"

"I ain't talking 'bout the small ALIEN CALLED IOFI. I'm tryna' REACH MY peak, but she's short.~"
"Y'all can see that I'm tryna' aim for a higher point. No, I WON'T ABORT. I'M CONTINUING WHAT I started.~"
"I almost fell into those holes a while AGO. AND NOW I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING DIE, And I'm dead, so goodbye."

I laughed.

I stopped the beat.

"Dammit! I got good progress though."

I got around 300.

"So...I guess the next instrumental will be 'Just Don't Give A F-word.'" I giggled.

I then played it, and started freestyling.

I restarted the game and waited for the part where the 1st verse starts playing.

"I ain't Slim SHADY, but I'm Shirazaki-.~"
"-YamaDA, THE MAGE THAT'S currently trending.~"
"Yes, I'm quite AWARE OF WHAT ALL the clippers are doing.~"
"I'm amazed at how quick my sub count is growing.~"

"Look at the FUCKING SUB COUNT. Holy frick, that's scary.~"
"I wonder what my SUB COUNT WOULD LOOK WHEN IT'S JANUARY.~"
"But I wish I found another HoloLIVER WHO COULD REACH 1 million in a span of a few months. At least-~"

"-in JUST ONE MONTH, doesn't have to be ME. I want to see an RTA IF SOMEBODY can reach that state VERY QUICK.~"
"I wanna see my future KOUHAIS PUSHING THE LIMIT. IT'D MAKE ME FEEL HAPPY, cause they're doing everything TO GET IT.~"

"But back on topic, WHAT ABOUT ME? WHAT WILL I BE?~"
"A popular male VTUBER IN THE INDUSTRY?~"
"Maybe not, but I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. WIND, TAKE ME.~"
"Take me to the DIRECTION OF FATE. WHAT WILL IT MAKE ME-fate wanted me dead."

I laughed.

"Seriously? That was worse!" I laughed more.

"Anyway! Let's move on to the 3rd attempt!"

I then played "My Name Is."

I played the game again.

I waited until the chorus part and started rapping again.

"Hi, my name is (WHAT?) MY NAME IS (WHO?) My name IS *RANDOM NOISES* SHIRAZAKI.~"
"Hi, my name is (WHAT?) My name is (WHO?) MY NAME IS *RANDOM NOISES* Yamada.~"
"HI, MY NAME IS (WHAT?) MY NAME IS (who?) My name is...ShiRAZAKI.~"
"HI, MY NAME IS (what?) My name IS (WHO?) MY NAME IS *RANDOM NOISES* YAMADA.~"
"Hi, my name is (WHAT?) My NAME is (who?) MY NAME IS...Shirazaki.~"
"Hi, MY NAME IS (WHAT?) MY NAME IS (WHO?) MY NAME IS...Yamada.~"

"All of you MOTHEFUCKERS CAN'T TAKE A STAND.~"
"You think I'm punching FAST, BUT REALLY, TIME IS slowed by a few seconds.~"
"*short pause* Marine's really THICC, MAN. She got a fat ass, it MAKES ALL THE BOYS SCREAM 'DAMN!~'"
"But it's to be expected of the HORNY PIRATE CAPTAIN. Cause it's corny, when she says THAT SHE'S HORNY. HER LIBIDO ain't lacking.~"

"Let's talk about Sora. Holy CRAP, she's a goddess. She's carrying Yagoo's dream from FAILURE TO SUCCESS.~"
"A succubus, like CHOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-not a chance in hell." 

I laughed.

"This is actually more progress than I made in the 1st attempt. Mostly because of the chorus." I giggled.

"Let's do 2 more!"

I then freestyled for "I'm back" and "Rap God."

I'm back:
"That's why they CALL ME YAMADA. The mage. The mage.~"
"THAT'S WHY I'M CALLED SHIRAZAKI. The mage. The mage.~"
"That's why I'M PICKED BY MOTOAKI. YAGOO. TANIGO.~"
"Doin' content FOR THE MADOSHIS. Okay. Okay.~"

"CAN'T EAT OR DIGEST YOUR OWN DUST. Oh, for FUCK'S SAKE, how many times do we gotta play the WILD GOOSE CHASE?~"
"Too late. You couldn't run away, I JUST CAUGHT YA.~"
"Come here, and LET ME GET THE KNIFE CAUSE I'M THE BUTCHER.~"

"I could do the SAME FOR EVERYBODY else.~"
"But if it's Watame, THEN I'LL DO SOMETHING ELSE.~"
"I'll eat her raw, cause man, THEY FEEL LIKE CUSHIONS, VERY SOFT.~"
"BUT IF SHE SCREAMS IN THE ROOM, don't bother, nothing's off.~"

"The white stuff THAT'S ON HER FACE? It's condensed milk.~"
"Nothing really happened, WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX, CHILL.~"
"I just gave her some THERAPY ABOUT GENDER.~"
"SH'ES CONFUSED whether she's a lesbian or a bisexuaaaaaAAAAAAAL-DAMMIT!"

Rap God:
"I'm beginning to feel like a RAP. RAP GOD.~"
"Oh no, Fubuki STOLE ALL THE COOKIES. BAD FOX.~"
"RULE 34, got something to fap on. FAP ON.~"
"HOLOLIVE ABOUT TO RISE to mainstream. Trending.~"

"Back to Fubuki, she got the COOKIES, RAN AWAY, BUT-~"
"Snatched her thigh, got her back, PINNED HER DOWN THE BED.~"
"THEN I GOT MYSELF SOME FLEX tape, taped her down the bed.~"
"Then I got myself the COOKIES, WHILE SHE'S THINKING how she's bad.~"
"But, somehow, she ESCAPED. IMPOSSIBLE. IT WAS FLEX TAPE.~"

"A WILD goose chase again. Gotta catch her, WITH NO MISTAKE.~"
"Goddamn, she's fast. Like the way I thrust INTO THIS BITCH.~"
"And by this bitch, I mean the game. Cause I DO SHIT LIKE I'M INSANE.~"
"NOW WATCH when I take her back, cause I'll do her again.~"

"BOTH TAPING ON THE BED, and do something not intended.~"
"But don't worry, WE'RE JUST FRIENDS, RIGHT? WE'RE JUST FRIENDS with benefits.~"
"Both in public and in private, yeah. COME STRAIGHT HERE LIKE A PRIVATE JET.~"
"I was planning to save for a week, BUT I GUESS I'LL UNZIP MY PANTS AND GET TO BED.~"

"A-...welp, that happened."

I giggled.

"Well then, let's connect back to the computer. GODDANGIT! 'TIS TEDIOUS!" I giggled.

I then connected it back to my computer and unplugged everything from my phone.

"Alright...let's do blindfold chess, and we're done."

I then did so, and won all matches. All of the 5 matches.

"Seriously? Well...it did say that the AI was not the best, but eh, I don't care. I had fun playing blindfold chess, and I was getting a bit rusty on my blindfold chess skills." I laughed.

"Anyway! We're done with this, and this stream is done, so...since we have a couple more minutes left, I shall be reading superchats."

I then read superchats for 30 minutes, and the stream was around 1 hr 10 m.

"So! I hope you all enjoyed that stream, cause I enjoyed it, despite the dying." I laughed.

"I hope you all are looking forward to me and Sora's collab stream."

Yes. Sora planned a collab stream for me and her in Twitter. It was basically marshmallows for the 1st half and the 2nd half would just be random stuff. Maybe talking about some memories from our lives, maybe I'll teach her something, maybe she'll teach me more Japanese (yes, I may be fluent in Japanese, but I'm not the best. Sora's way better at Japanese than I am), or probably just play a game.

I then ended the stream.

"Alright..."

The collab starts on 7:00 PM, and I can do a lot of stuff before that happens.

"I guess I can practice some dances."

I put on a tight brief.

I then went to my home gym, moved some equipment, and I practiced for 1 hour.

I practiced choreographies, and I practiced the dances of the songs of SB19.

I then took a shower, and thought of more lines for a song that I'll still call 'Antisocial.'

"They keep on telling me to socialize-.~"
"-while leaving me behind. Mind your business, alright?~"
"Come up from behind, just for fucking assignments.~"
"Well, sorry, your highness. Can't do your requirements.~"

"Even with enticements, they still abused me.~"
"Got into fights, almost got into jail cells.~"
"They always tell me that they never used me.~"
"They're Ayanakoji, minus the brain cells.~"

I chuckled as I thought about it.

"You know...if anything, I just wished I got into a better school. Not a prestigious school or anything, but just a school in the Philippines where I could really feel at home. Not in a place where everybody has 'standards' and shit." I said to myself.

I opened my eyes and looked down.

"I never wanted this...I never wanted to fight...but I just needed to in order to survive. Aside from having to eat bugs, learn how to make fire, and all that boy scout stuff, I just wish I only knew how to fight for a few years, not for a majority of my life...but what can I do about it? My life is just full of bad luck, somehow, and the only good things that happened were just anything Japan-related, like Hololive."

I was treated like shit by the country I was born in.

"Whatever. That was my past life."

My penis then erected and touched the wall.

"Oh for god-" I started giggling.

I was thinking of dirty stuff.

"I know I didn't fap for 3 days, dick, but-nevermind."

I continued taking a shower.

I then went back to my room.

I got a boxer, and I sat down on my chair.

When I sat down, I noticed something was off.

I checked my whole room and sat on my bed.

"...Why the hell do I get a feeling that something's off?"

"I don't know. Your kouhai's gifts?"

I widened my eyes.

I looked at my study desk. It was already packed.

"I don't remember packing and receiving it..."

"Autopilot?"

"Oh yeah...it's not continuity?"

"Nope. It's your autopilot mode, because the author is a dumb shit that forgot to put that in."

"...Wait, which author?"

"Sorry, I was trying to break the 4th wall."

"Well, whatever it is, I'm sure there's no author controlling our lives."

Right?

I then stood up, and killed time until the time was 6:30 PM.

"Okay...I guess I can feed Jeni now."

I went down, got tweezers, and got a cockroach.

Her meal does sometimes vary, but I'll see if she's hungry for now..."

I got a small container that I usually use for cockroaches in the shed.

I then went back up to my room and opened my tarantula's enclosure.

"I got a cockroach for you...hope you won't bite me like before."

I then dropped the cockroach, and...she did not go for it.

"Okay...Lord, have mercy on me." I giggled.

I went to pick up that cockroach, but since it was near her, when I tried to pick it, she attacked, and got into defensive position.

"Jeni? Jeni. Cooperate with me-Motherfucker." I giggled.

I tried getting the cockroach, but she attacked.

"I'm trying to get the cockroach. Please don't."

I then got the cockroach, but she attacked as I got it out.

"Yeesh. No need to attack my tweezers." I giggled.

I put the cockroach in the container and closed it.

I then sealed Jeni's enclosure and put it under my study desk table in a dark area.

She went into her burrow.

"I'll refill your water dish tomorrow. Be grateful." I laughed.

If only I had a good tarantula, not a Lord-have-mercy-on-me tarantula.

I then returned the cockroach in the egg trays near the tool shed, closed the container with the egg trays, put back the tweezers and container, and washed my hands in the kitchen.

"Welp, I guess I'll dress up now."

I did notice that the night is unusually cold for some reason. This also happened in the Philippines, even though it wasn't around winter, and although Philippines has no winter season, the months can be used to classify some "seasons."

I put on a black hoodie with a white shirt, blue jeans, and blue and black nike shoes. I also put on high endurance cream.

"Well, these shoes are probably a bit much, but whatever."

I then got my Iphone X and my phone recording audio, knife, wallet, and keys. I also brought my Rubik's cube with me. I also alarmed 7:00 PM.

I then went out, went to my garage, got my motor, and went to Sora's apartment.

"Sora?" I said through the door.

After saying it again and again for how many attempts I did it, she finally replied.

"H-Hai!"

After a couple of seconds, she opened the door.

"Konbanwa, Sora."

"Konbanwa, Yamada. Come in!" She dragged me in.

"Woah! You're eager, alright." I giggled.

I put my shoes in the genkan, and I got in.

"Gomen. I was kinda sleeping, and I didn't know it was 6:30 already."

"What time did you alarm?"

"6:40 PM."

I giggled.

"Well, it's okay."

"How long did you stand outside? Be honest, please." She frowned.

Nope. I'm gonna lie, whether you like it or not, Sora.

"I was just outside for 1 minute. Nothing special."

She grunted.

"Still, I should've alarmed on 6:30 PM instead." She giggled.

I giggled as well.

After she tidied herself, we then sat on the floor for now.

I was just solving and scrambling my cube, but then she asked me a question.

"Ne, Yamada. Don't you think it's kinda cold tonight?"

"That's exactly why I put on a hoodie and a shirt. It's cold as all hell."

She giggled.

"Can I...hug you-"

No questions asked. Before she could finish her sentence, I already put my arm around her and pulled her closer.

She then hugged me.

"You're very warm..."

"I produce body heat quite fast for whatever reason."

But it wasn't fast enough for that one time I caught a cold.

While I was solving OLL, she turned my face towards her.

"What the-"

"Stop looking at the Rubik's cube and look at me."

We giggled.

"Why?" I asked.

"Just look at me. It's only you and me anyway..."

"Did you mute your mic?"

Don't want anything spread on the internet right now.

"Yup. Lemme double-check."

She then went to her computer and checked.

"Hmm...should I kiss her from behind?"

I'm having 50/50 here.

She then came back, so I didn't do it in the end.

"So..."

I pulled her close, and kissed her head.

"Lemme continue doing my Rubik's cube."

I scrambled it again.

"Why are you focusing on your Rubik's cube?"

"Because I'm trying to kill time before the stream starts."

My alarm hasn't set off yet anyway.

"Do you wanna try sharing something with me?" Sora asked.

"Not really..."

Well, honestly, there is, but I'll do a brotalk with Yamada-sensei in private about it.

"Nothing's bothering you, is there?"

"Nope." I smiled.

I kissed her cheek.

"Nothing at all, Sora."

I continued doing my Rubik's cube.

"Let's talk, shall we?"

I nodded.

"What do you wanna talk about?"

"Well...how's your EP?"

"It's good."

"Yeah, but...how was it?"

Oh god...here we go again.

"What do you mean?"

"Like...how was it?"

I got my arm off.

"Do you mean...how was the recording?"

"Everything."

I deadpanned.

"Um...I recorded all of it in one attempt."

"What else?"

I blinked twice.

"It's just that."

She frowned angrily.

"What did you do when you went home?"

Welp, here goes the arguing part.

"I just went home."

"Nothing new?"

I shook my head.

"What did you do in your house?"

"I just did what I did. Play, kill time, stream, and all that."

We then started arguing. It wasn't a serious argument, but we did argue.

"Whatever! I'm done arguing!" I giggled.

She pulled my arm.

"C'mon! What did you do before you left the house?"

I started remembering Chris Rock.

"Women looooove to talk - Chris Rock."

"I fed Jeni."

"Jeni? Is that a girl you flirted with?" She frowned angrily.

"It's my tarantula!"

She then got a scared face.

"...I think we're done talking."

I held in my laughter.

"Sasuga idol scared of insects and bugs."

I smugged.

"You know, I never showed you what my tarantula looks like, right? Well she's a Brazilian white knee-"

"YAAAADAAAAAA!"

I giggled.

"Mou! I don't even want to imagine it!"

I started teasing her.

We then calmed down, and I was still solving my Rubik's cube.

"I still feel cold. Let me cling."

I then put my arm around her and she hugged me.

"Ne, Yamada. Do you love me?"

"If I didn't, I wouldn't even make you my girlfriend."

She giggled.

She grabbed my face.

"Yamada..."

I smiled.

I put my face near her's.

"Do you want to kiss?"

"I've been wanting to."

I then kissed her and put my Rubik's cube on the floor.

She was a bit surprised, but I held her head with my left hand.

I then closed my eyes, and still kissed her.

We intertwined our tongues, and she kinda moaned a bit.

After about 20 seconds, we let go.

She smiled.

"I wish I wasn't childish and made you my boyfriend in 2nd year."

"Better late than never."

We giggled.

"Should we kill some time before the stream starts?"

She nodded.

I then showed her some cool videos like the styles of rapping. She was impressed as well at my rapping speed when I tried rapping.

She also showed me some videos, and it was funny.

We set up everything, and after a while, the stream then started. 

Sora did her intro, and I did mine afterwards.

"Konbanwa! The Mage of Hololive, Shiraaki Yamada, is here!" I clapped twice.

I looked at the chat.

"Yamada did an off-collab with Sora? And he's not trembling?!"

"He stands before the goddess, yet he treats her like a human. How can one obtain this power?"

"My man ain't scared?"

"Sora (possibly a biblically accurate angel): Be not afraid, mortal
 Yamada: K."

I giggled.

"For the oversea viewers, you know when angels go to humans and go like 'Be not afraid'? That's why I'm not really afraid." I giggled.

I spoke in Japanese again.

"So...should we go into this, Sora?"

"Nn!"

She showed the first marshmallow.

"'Has Yamada ever shown you his tarantula?'" Sora read.

"No, I haven't shown her my tarantula, and I don't think she'll even want to look at it." I laughed.

"True. I don't wanna see those icky hairs of your tarantula!" 

"Can I tell you about that one time I actually held a tarantula?"

"EH?! YOU HELD A TARANTULA BEFORE?!"

"Only my senpai's tarantula-"

"YADA!"

I laughed.

"Okay 2x. I'll shut up."

I cleared my throat.

"Next marshmallow..." I said.

I showed another marshmallow.

"'Are you and Yamada close friends?' Secret!" I giggled.

"We'll leave it up to everybody if we're close or not." Sora said.

"Next marshmallow..." I said.

"'Are you two gonna play a horror game together?' I don't know, but I would love to, because she never screams when she's scared. I hate having one of my ears blown off just because my left eardrum was blown by a high pitched scream." I said.

We both laughed.

"What kind of horror game would we play though...?" Sora asked.

"One where there are a load of bugs."

"NO!"

We laughed.

"I want one where there are a load of ghosts."

"Hmm...then maybe we could try play Siren Head."

"It doesn't have bugs?"

I shook my head.

"Then again, that was a very short game, so I don't know. How about a mix of the two?"

"No! All ghosts, no bugs."

I laughed.

"Soratomo and madoshis, me and Sora are kinda like polar opposites. I'm not really that afraid of ghosts and bugs, but if I had one over the other, I'd say I'm more scared of ghosts than bugs in general."

"Like c'mon! Ghosts aren't that scary." Sora said.

"Well, they're not scary, until they start throwing stuff everywhere."

We laughed.

We answered more marshmallows. There was also some other moments we had.

"'How handsome is Yamada?' Very handsome." Sora said.

I laughed.

"I'll just leave it to you as to how you define 'handsome.'" I giggled.

"Well, even the other girls also admit it. Even the Holostars." Sora said.

"Really?"

"Yeah! didn't you see the clips?" Sora asked.

"No."

We laughed.

We then were done for the 1st half. The stream has reached 1 hour.

"Alright...so we're done with the 1st half, but now, we're just gonna do whatever we want for the 2nd half..." I said as I scrambled my cube.

"W-W-Why are you scrambling your cube? Are you gonna solve it while we do nothing?" Sora asked.

We laughed.

"Probably." I said as I inspected my cube for a good cross solution.

"Eh? You don't care about the stream?"

"No, but is there something we can do? Like piano-"

"Nevermind, you wanna do your Rubik's cube instead of doing something for the stream. Hmph!"

"Ah, sou ka. I was gonna wait for your reply, but I guess I'll do Rubik's cube instead."

"C-C-C-Chotto! I was joking!"

We started laughing.

"Ah! I don't care!" I said.

"Mou! C'mon!"

"Hmph!" I crossed my arms.

"Ah, fine then! Have it your way!"

"Hmph!"

"Hmph!" Sora said.

I laughed.

"Alright, enough joking around. How about we do some piano?" I set my Rubik's cube on her desk.

"Nope! I don't care!" Sora said.

We both laughed.

"Stop being childish! Omae!"

"Don't say 'omae' to me!" 

We giggled.

I got her keyboard and she got the stand.

"What song do you want?" I asked.

"I don't care!"

We laughed.

"Stop being angry!"

"Not until you apologize!"

"I didn't do anything wrong!"

We laughed.

We then stopped arguing, and I played chords of "A Whole New World."

"Well? You ready for singing?"

She nodded.

We then jammed out for about 3 songs, and afterwards, I talked about the one time I got bit by my tarantula.

"So, you see...there was one time that my tarantula escaped her enclosure and bit me."

Sora laughed and then stopped.

"Wait! Did you actually get bit?"

"Well, let me continue. So...I was feeding her, but she escaped, because of this one time that she flipped the water dish that I made for her. I don't know how, but she did. She then got out, so I went to get a container so that I could get her, but she's very fast. She crawled up my pants, and bit me. I was lucky it was quite thick."

We both laughed.

"Are you okay though?"

"Yeah. I wasn't bit at all, but I was bit on the shin."

Sora laughed.

"Did you get scared?"

"Well, of course! I'm not that fearless."

We laughed.

"So after she bit my leg, she then bolted and hid under my computer desk. I then proceeded to get her, and I returned her to the enclosure."

Sora clapped.

"I'm surprised you survived!"

"Well, if she did actually bite my skin, I would've went to the hospital."

We laughed.

"My mom gave me a big whooping afterwards."

We laughed even more.

"Why did you even get a tarantula as your pet?!"

"Because I was influenced by my senpai in high school, and also because I personally think that tarantulas are cute." I giggled.

"HOW ARE SPIDERS CUTE?!"

We laughed.

"I only find tarantulas cute. I find other spiders either scary or ugly."

"Eh?!"

I laughed and she was just stunned.

We continued doing some foolish stuff, and the stream ended.

Time rewind~

There was a certain "tee-tee" moment that we did.

"Actually...your hair is quite long." Sora said.

"That's true actually..."

My hair could cover my eyes if I tried.

"Chotto, let me play with your hair for a bit."

I then lowered my head, and she tried to put my hair down.

My avatar had closed happy eyes, and leaned to his right, while Sora looked to her right.

It then covered my eyes.

I'm very sure I look like a hentai protagonist.

We laughed.

"Your hair is quite long!"

"That's because I like having long hair!"

We laughed.

"Do you want to have long hair where it's shoulder-length?"

"No, just hair that's long like this, but not that long."

"Ah, sou ka."

We giggled.

I arranged my hair, and it was back to normal.

We then saw the chat.

It was just "tee-tee" in the chat, aside from some gachikois wanting me to get out.

"Don't mind the gachikois." I did telepathy with Sora.

"Yup."

Time present~

Sora ended the stream.

"Well, that was successful." Sora giggled.

There was then awkward silence between us.

"Well...is there something you need to do before you go?"

"Not really need, but I'd like to do it before I go."

I then grabbed Sora near me and kissed her.

She jumped a bit, but she hugged me back and kissed me.

After 12 seconds, we slowly let go of each other.

"Well..."

I scratched my head and blushed.

"I guess...I'll be going now." I said.

"Yeah...take care, Yamada." Sora said.

I nodded.

I got everything I needed, and I returned her keyboard while she returned the stand.

We waved at each other as I got outside.

I then got on my motor,and rode back home. I parked my motor outside.

I then put my shoes in the laundry, put back everything, hanged my hoodie on the door, and I lied in bed.

I stretched.

"Man, that was interesting..."

Well, I guess I'll kill time until it's 11:00 PM, and I'll wait in my special place.

I then did so, and looked for some r34.

I sent Risu some r34 and nhenta-*cough*...nuclear codes, and this is what the convo was.

Risu: Noice
Yamada: You're not disturbed by the fact I literally sent you your own r34?
Risu: Nope. I bet you fapped to that. I've got a hot body after all.
Yamada: If I fapped to that, would you like it?
Risu: Probably? How big is your dick?
Yamada: 1 nanometer
Risu: Then I shall call you Small Dick Yamada
Yamada: Lol
Risu: Though, in all honesty, how big?
Yamada: Promise you won't freak out?
Risu: Promises are meant to be broken, but I don't give a damn.
Yamada: 9.4
Risu: ...inches?
Yamada: Yup.
Risu: Holy nuts! You've got to be kidding LMAO
Yamada: If you don't believe me, it's 1 nanometer.
Risu: lol
Yamada: lol

After some time, it was then 11:00 PM, and I put my hoodie back on.

I then went to my special place, and I leaned on a tree while waiting.

"Damn, it's cold as all hell..."

I then saw all the girls in the main branch come, except for Flare and the others.

"Huh, you girls are here...where are the others?"

"Well...they'd come via portal, according to Sora-senpai..." Sora said.

"Damn, it's freezing cold, Yamada! Do you feel cold or something?" Coco asked.

"Yeah, but I'm breathing via Hoffman method."

"Now that I think about it, you do breathe a bit weird whenever it's cold." Sora said.

We giggled.

The others stared at us.

We sweat dropped.

After it reached midnight, I saw the others.

"What up, Yamada!" Roberu put his hand out.

We did a bro hug.

The others also came near me.

"Yo, Yamada!" Rikka said.

"Konbanwa!"

I then saw Risu.

"Risu's got something to say to you, Yamada." Iofi said.

Risu then pulled me, and she whispered "So you've got that big of a dick, ey? Maybe we can hook up some time.~♥" 

She licked her lips.

I then thought back to that freestyle I did before.

"Man, (brief pause) I'd love to taste some indonesian pussy, so I think I'll go to Risu cause I love to pop her cherry.~"

I then whispered to her, "If you're trying to seduce me, it's both not working and working."

She giggled.

"Welp! That's all!"

She then went back to Moona and Iofi.

After a while, I saw the senseis.

"Well, it seems everybody is here." Yamada-sensei scanned.

"So...young Sora." Yamada-sensei said.

She nodded.

She then walked up to me.

"Yamada, I got something that might change our lives permanently..."

I nodded.

"Hit me."

She looked at me.

"Yamada, you consider Hololive like a family, right?"

I nodded.

"You all are my 2nd family. My other happy place when I can't be in my happy place." I said.

"Then let's make it official...maybe make a tattoo that only we can see between each other."

I chuckled.

"Yamada-sensei, did you also have this?"

He nodded.

"Girls? Boys?" 

The senseis nodded.

They slapped the back of their hands, and we saw the Hololive logo with two swords on it.

"I just got an idea." I said.

Sora smiled.

"Everybody, gather in a circle."

They all nodded.

We got in a big circle.

I went into the middle of the circle.

"Raise your right fists."

We all raised our right fists.

"Now, everybody. Please bear with me, cause the pain may or may not be painful, depending on your pain tolerance."

I materialized a pole with the Hololive logo but with 3 hands to make the triangle. There was then 1 sword that penetrated the triangle. I then heated it up, and I pushed it into everybody's hands with wind manipulation for 3 seconds.

I grunted a bit, since I'm used to pain, but most of them were in excruciating pain.

I then got rid of it, and everybody put their hands down.

"Is everybody good now?"

"That did kinda hurt, not gonna lie, Yamada." Artia said.

"That's honestly very painful, even for my liking." Nene said.

Wut teh fuk?

"That's...quite a painful tattoo." Rikka said.

"Well...there's one more step. I promise it won't hurt."

Everybody raised their right hands.

I then applied an invisible barrier on their right hands.

"If you need to show your tattoo, just slap it hard." I said.

The tattoo then disappeared.

I tested it.

I slapped the back of my right hand very hard, and the tattoo showed.

It then went away after 15 seconds.

"Well, LF well spent, I guess."

I got some LF from everybody.

"Everybody good?"

They nodded.

"Everybody, this officializes our bond." I giggled.

"Hololive Forever!" I shouted.

"Hololive Forever!" They all shouted.

Everybody laughed.

"Well, I knew something like this would happen. However, didn't expect that young Sora would be the one to propose." Yamada-sensei said as he walked to me.

"I was planning to do this later on, but she beat me to it." I giggled.

He spawned tables.

"A little celebration for this. How about getting the yummy buko salad? I'll duplicate it for you."

My eyes were shining.

"On it, leader!"

"I'm not your leader." Yamada-sensei sweat dropped.