I woke up.

I dreamed about yesterday, basically. Nothing special

I then got woke AF after remembering that.

"WAIT! I DID DELETE THAT L2D VID, RIGHT?!"

I frantically checked Youtube on my phone while putting on my glasses.

Yes, my anti-rad lenses are not here anymore, so I gotta wait until I get it.

I didn't see that hiatus vid anymore.

I sighed in relief.

"Yokatta..."

I wasn't dreaming. I really did save Aloe.

"...But that means that those 2 weeks were nothing anymore."

Though, I'll miss all those memories, and keep them in my heart.

I also noticed my LF was reduced.

I wanted to communicate with Yamada-sensei, but I might disturb him.

"What is it? Make it quick, I'm still sleeping."

"Sorry to disturb. Did you reduce my LF to 25?"

"Yes. It's just to restore the balance."

"Okay. Got it. Thanks."

I then went downstairs, and went to cook breakfast.

I cooked 2 fried eggs, 1 hotdog, got an apple, and coffee. 

"I feel deja vu..."

Oh yeah...this is what my breakfast was that day.

"Well, it doesn't matter."

I then thought of lyrics in my head. I was thinking of Joyner Lucas - Bank Account (Remix), and I somehow have little writer's block right now, so now would be a good time to think of some lines, and some ideas for potential songs for a future album. I'll be working on the album in advance, I guess. I might procrastinate a bit, but I will write if I get ideas...which is kinda most of the time.

My album would actually be talking about my problems in the past life, so I think this won't take too much time to write.

I was also thinking of rhymes in my head.

"Rubik's cube. Lube the shube. Lube the cube. Poop and shoot. Shoot the foot. Shoo the poo. Get the rat. Back attack. Bat the sack. Moving to Los Angeles with my boo, sex in the hotel, got the lube. Rub it on her ass, grind my cock-a-doodle-do on her asscrack, Oh Mel, your giant boobs got me attracted like a magnet. In fact, the heat is good, I like it. I want to hug, and make you like it. I mean my dick, cause it's quite big. Lyin' bitch, you like when I thrust in. Trustin' and whatever the fuck rhymes with trusting. Must in. Mustard. Pop tard. Loving. Fucking. Grinding. Chopping board. Not pettan. Blah blah. I'm done, but Rushia's not gone. She's still a yandere bitch. She still wants my 9 inch. Sucking it, and she loved the choking. Hardcore on the bed sheets, yet she ain't tired like a dead beat. At the attic lurks the stack of the condoms for cumming when I fuck every single girl in Hololive. Got the pill? Alright. I might start thrusting fast, but I hope it lasts from morning 'till evening, cause I love me a good fucking. Thrusting."

I finished my breakfast, just thinking of stuff in my head, to no avail, brushed my teeth, put my clothes that I hanged on my study desk chair to the laundry, took a bath, put on boxers, and then went on my PC.

I then went to twitter and tweeted that I'll have the talk stream on 6:00 PM.

"I'm quite surprised I still remember what I said in the stream."

I then looked for some tweets. I'm either lazy and just making an excuse to take a break from writing, or I got writer's block again.

I then watched Botan's stream.

"Sasuga High spec rion." I giggled.

She's actually good at Call of Duty. She's also a good sport, and quite calm.

I then thought back to those times I played Call of Duty: Modern Warfare with some...toxic peenoise.

"Ugh, the memories." I laughed.

I was literally the one that carried the whole team. Others would run around like a headless chicken and blame me even though it was their fault, others don't know how to use fucking grenades, and others just camp in places and die anyway. Out of 10 matches, 2 of them do I really get good help and absolutely no trashtalking.

Though, in all honesty, it was fun anyway, since I won most of the matches.

"Why does the Philippines gotta be that fucking dumb?"

I'm aware that there are people that are not dumb though, but a huge majority is otherwise.

"Hmm...I wonder if we're ever gonna get a toxic FPS gamer in Hololive." I laughed and slammed my desk.

I don't know why, but I can already imagine that, and it'd be funny as shit.

"Welp, I hope Yagoo will find a talent like that. I'm having high hopes, Old Man!"

I can already imagine her going like "YOU THINK  I WOULDN'T DO IT?!" and starts killing her teammate, or she accidentally flashed her team with a flashbang.

"Anyway, let's find more tweets."

After a while, I received a message from Shion and Aqua at the same time.

"Can we go for a date on 9:00 AM in the mall?"

I deadpanned.

I'm supposed to be the one inviting them to dates, but okay.

"Sure." I replied to both.

I wonder what would happen if they know that I'm dating both of them?

I got a blue hoodie, black pants, and white shoes. I brought my keys, wallet, phone recording audio, and knife. 

Time skip~

Aqua and Shion glared at each other as they clinged to my arms. This is honestly such a huge height gap.

"You didn't tell us you would date us both." They said.

I sweat dropped.

"If I did, you two would compete even more." I said.

"WE'RE ALREADY COMPETING!"

They growled at each other.

"What kind of ship is this?" I mumbled.

I mean...they were never a normal couple to begin with. A "Neeeeee" with an "idiot onion" is bound to have chaos as a normal thing. A NORMAL THING.

But since when was Hololive normal? Even I, a person that's considered normal by my Old Man, is an avid Filthy Frank fan.

"So...what's the first thing?"

"Shopping!" Aqua said.

"Movies!" Shion said.

They growled at each other even more.

I sighed.

"Screw it. Let's go look for some guitar strings."

I do need to get new strings, cause I haven't changed them in 4 months, and I do notice that my acoustic guitar's strings are starting to wear down. I'll just buy a spare for my electric guitar, since I changed them last month.

"Eh?!" They said.

"Got a problem with that?" I glared at them.

"N-No..." They became smaller.

"Good." I said.

We then went into a guitar store.

"Ah! Welcome, Yamada-kun!" A female employee said, which is Aimi.

"Ohayou, Aimi-chan. I'd like to get my usual for acoustic."

"Right! I got them stock already for you!"

She got the strings.

"You're a patron in this store?" Aqua asked.

Shion was looking at some guitars.

"They look quite cool..." Shion said.

"You might not want to touch anything, Shion." I giggled nervously.

Aimi then got me my acoustic guitar strings.

"Ah! Arigatou-gozaimasu." I said.

"You're always welcome."

Shion and Aqua glared at me.

"What?"

"You're unusually close with that woman, Yamada..." Aqua said.

"Sure this is not your girlfriend?" Shion asked.

I deadpanned.

"...I'm a patron in this store. Of course I'd be close to the employees in this store. Right now, it's her shift."

Didn't I call her Aimi-chan? I'm closer to you and Shion, not her.

Aimi giggled.

She nodded.

"My name is Watanabe Aimi. Pleased to meet you!" She said.

Aqua's POV

I looked at her chest. She's big! Her face is also very pretty! She's also very tall! I can already imagine her in bed in missionary with Yamada while he's kissing her neck!

I glared at Yamada.

This vixen can't take away Yamada!

Shion's POV

I looked at her chest, and compared it to mine.

"...So that's Yamada's type..."

Yamada's POV

I chopped their heads.

"ITAI!"

"I'm done with my business, so let's go out now."

I waved at Aimi.

"See you another time, Yamada-kun!" She waved back.

"Yup. Sorry I couldn't hold a conversation, but we'll see each other another time."

After we got out, Aqua and Shion pouted.

"Is she your type?"Aqua asked.

"W-Why are you asking?"

"You stuttered. You have a crush on her, don't you?"

I sighed.

"...She has a boyfriend, you idiots."

After a while, they then blushed in embarrassment.

"O-Oh...she's actually not single." Aqua scratched her head.

"We got to conclusions way too fast." Shion said.

They giggled nervously, and then braced for 'impact.'

"So? Where are we going to next?"

"H-Huh? You're not gonna punish us?"

"Although you did deserve some of that, it's our date today. Let's do something fun. Maybe we'll go shopping first and then we'll go to the movies."

They then giggled.

"Sure!"

They dragged me.

"Woah!" I said.

"Let's go find some shirts!" Aqua said.

"How about skirts?" Shion asked.

They growled at each other.

"Are you friends, or enemies? Maybe you're frenemies? Ah no, you're just a weird ass couple." I giggled nervously.

Though, I am happy that they're becoming energetic now.

We picked some clothes for them, and I also just scanned for shirts, but I didn't really buy anything. We then went to the cinemas and watched a certain romance movie called "I love you eternally."

Basically, two college students coincidentally met when they went to buy a hotdog from a hotdog stand, and they sat at the same bench. Later on, they started developing feelings from each other, and after some time, they realized they were the same lovers from their past lives. They made a promise that they will forever love each other, and they shall meet again in the next life, even if they forgot that they were past lovers.

As we got out of the cinema, Aqua and Shion were crying.

"That's quite romantic..." Aqua said.

"They promised that they'd meet in the next life, and the cycle will continue forever. *sniff* That's a good movie."

Honestly, it didn't make me cringe, but the story was interesting nonetheless.

I patted their heads.

"Yoshi 2x. That was a nice movie, wasn't it?"

They nodded.

"Do you wanna go to the arcade and do something fun there?"

"Nn." They sniffed.

We then went to the arcade. They played racing.

"Take this!" Aqua said.

"Ah! No fair!"

Shion respawned, and after a while, she got her revenge.

"This is what you get for slamming into me!" Shion said.

"Ah! No fair!" Aqua said.

"You girls are both unfair. Just admit it." I deadpanned.

After a while, they tried the claw machine.

"C'mon...!"

Aqua tried getting the teddy bear, but she failed.

"Ah! This is my 6th try already!" Aqua sobbed.

Shion laughed like a cheeky brat.

"Oh, I pity you. I got a lot in 6 attempts!" She laughed annoyingly.

Shion got a lot of plushies from the claw machine.

Aqua could only pout.

I felt bad for Aqua, so I inserted a coin inside the claw machine.

"Yamada?" They said.

"Aqua, do you really want this teddy bear so badly?"

"I-I mean...don't force yourself if you don't have to..."

I then pressed the button, and the claw machine got the teddy bear.

"YOU GOT THE BEAR THAT FAST?!"

It then got out.

"Ah! It's about to drop!"

It then dropped, and I got it.

"Here. Just for you."

Aqua got it.

"But..."

I patted Aqua's head.

"Don't worry. It's all yours. Just think of it as a gift, okay?"

She then smiled.

"Hai. I'll treasure this."

Shion pouted.

"You didn't pat my head for getting 6 of these."

I patted her head too.

"Hai 2x. You both get headpats."

They made happy noises.

We then went to the food court, ordered lunch, and ate. We also chatted about other stuff, and what we usually do, but when it came to me, I could not think of a lot of things. Typical boy things like just doing what the hell we wanted.

After finishing lunch, we then walked on the 4th floor and looked down at the first floor.

"Well...did you enjoy this date?"

They nodded.

"I feel contented knowing we made memories." Aqua said.

"Me too." Shion said.

"I'm glad you both enjoyed it."

We giggled.

I then thought of my future with these girls. Am I really gonna be able to take care of my future family? I'm surprised Yamada-sensei has enough responsibility for that. It's true that I made them all my girlfriends from those 2 weeks before, and I can handle that responsibility, but am I gonna be a good role model for my future children? Will they rebel against me?

I shrugged it off mentally. I'll learn the difficulties of a parent once I do become a father.

"Do you want to take pictures in the picture booth before we go?"

"Yeah!" They said.

"Let's go then."

We then went to the 3rd floor, and took pictures.

"Here, take some with you." Shion said.

"Huh?" I said.

"We'll share these pictures. We don't wanna forget all these memories, do we?" Aqua asked.

I smiled.

"Nn. I want to be able to look back at these pictures and go 'Oh yeah, that time when I went on a date with Shion and Aqua.'"

They giggled.

"Well, I guess we'll go home." Aqua said.

"Say, do you have enough money to go home?" I asked Aqua.

"Of course. I calculated the expenses well, so-"

She then looked into her wallet, and there was only 10 yen left.

"U-Um..."

She started panicking.

Shion held her shoulder.

"Don't worry. I'll pay for the fare." Shion smiled.

"Shion..." 

They looked at each other affectionately. Almost like they somehow became lesbian again.

I coughed blatantly. So blatantly, it was very exaggerated.

They snapped out.

"Girls?"

"H-Hmm?"

"You both are gonna go home now?"

They nodded.

"Take care, Yamada." They both said.

They both kissed my cheek.

"Take care as well, you two." I smiled.

We then parted ways, and after I got on my motor, I got a normal face on.

"Did you just see that shit, Yamada-sensei?"

"Remember what you would do in that kind of situation?"

"Yup."

This is starting to be "stage 1".

"I'll let it pass for now though, since it could be a 'heat in the moment' thing." I thought.

"Sure, but you do know what to do if it's happening again, right?"

"Yup."

I then went to the garage, got my motor inside, closed it, and went home.

I then went on my PC and put the pictures in the drawer.

"Welp, I got no time to worry about that. I gotta work on my EP." I said.

I gotta get all the songs written on the notepad for lyrics, and I need to finish everything. I'll write the last song in the evening.

I then wrote 'I Just Wanna Be'.

Verse 1:
"Now see, I'm just a male in a sailing boat over the-~"
"-sea of Vtubers. Just streaming and all. Now I'm-~"
"-aware you don't care, and that's fine for you all. But can you-~"
"-please take a seat, and I'll give it my all.~"

"This ain't really my full power. I still got some more.~"
"Standing strong like Eiffel tower. Shows how strong I am though.~"
"Contrary to what you think, I'm not after the dough.~"
"I making all the mado-shis happy. Love them all.~"

"You can try and cancel me. You can chase after me.~"
"But don't you ever hassle me if you abandon on this train.~"
"No, I don't like to strain my muscles. Yeah, I'll show I'm vain.~"
"But I know where I stand, so listen when I'm tryna' rap.~"

"Go watch my videos. Tell me if I got no pros.~"
"'Sorry, not tryna' boast, but I can make it better, bro.'~"
"Okay, that's coolio. That's criticism, that's for sho'.~"
"But when 1 year has passed, I assure that I will grow.~"

Hook:
["*short pause*I just wanna be recognized. Worked hard, trained hard, now I got in Hololive. (Oh)~"
"*short pause* I just wanna be in the minds of the lives that watch all the streams all the time. (Oh)~"
"*short pause* Even if it seems it's futile. I still got a long mile ahead, so I'll go smile. (Oh)~"
"*short pause* And look at the bright side. I'm still new, but ever since my debut, I managed to get through.(Oh)~"] 2x

Verse 2:
"Now, let me ask you all a very simple question.~"
"(What?) When I rap, does it leave a big impression?~"
"(Nah) What about myself? Did I make progression?~"
"(Nope)  Then give me some ideas. Do you have suggestions?~"

"'Dude, shut the hell up. How about you flex some pills?'~"
"Okay, I'll shut my mouth. I'll go find somebody else.~"
"I want good criticism, not the bad lyricism.~"
"Maybe I will show you now that I'm not 'bout the witticism.~"

"See, if it's my decision, all I want is criticism.~"
"Why'd you gotta hate? That's what happens when I go and spit 'em?~"
"I'll go ask if they will listen, maybe they don't have aggression.~"
"See? They all give me lessons, why'd you gotta be a hater?~"

"Wait, I think I know the answer. You are just a masturbater!~"
"Fapping to the lewd pictures of your idol's exhibition.~"
"Maybe you're an anti? Searching someone's @, freak?~"
"Typing while you're at the basement of your granny.~"

Hook:
["*short pause*I just wanna be recognized. Worked hard, trained hard, now I got in Hololive. (Oh)~"
"*short pause* I just wanna be in the minds of the lives that watch all the streams all the time. (Oh)~"
"*short pause* Even if it seems it's futile. I still got a long mile ahead, so I'll go smile. (Oh)~"
"*short pause* And look at the bright side. I'm still new, but ever since my debut, I managed to get through.(Oh)~"] 4x.

I mumbled the lyrics.

"This really is so NF-like."

Minus the swearing, cause he never swore in his songs.

"Welp, there goes 'I Just Wanna Be.'"

I then stretched.

"That makes the minimum requirements for an EP!"

Now I just need to write that last song that I'll officially put as my opener.

"Now..."

The color scheme of everything turned to purple, I leaned on my desk, and got a serious face.

"...When was the last time I fapped again?"

I then recalled all the events that happened in the past.

"So I fapped on August 14, ey?"

It's been 3 days from then.

I suddenly got the urge to fap.

"No..." My right hand was shaking.

"It's not your time to shake Excalibur up and down yet, King Arthur." I held my right hand with my left hand.

"Resist the urge!"

I slammed my head on my desk while cushioning it with the mousepad.

"C'mon...just watch Hololive clips and you're good."

I then did so, and my horniness went away.

I sighed in relief.

"Good, now all I need to do is-"

I then saw a thumbnail where Marine looked sexy as hell.

I slammed my desk with my right hand twice.

"Stop it!"

I held my dick with my left hand.

"Oh, don't you dare rub it, left hand. I NEED THAT EXTRA TESTOSTERONE INCREASE!"

Fuck it, my left hand is already rubbing on my dick.

I instantly saved my left hand with my right hand.

"Just...continue..."

The epic war between my dick and hands VS my libido begins.

Coming into Cinemas near you: Libido VS Yamada: The Great war of 2020.

"That could actually sell millions..." I giggled.

I then looked for more clips.

"Good...I think I'm good now."

I then killed time by cubing, playing 1 game of Tetris 99, and also watched Misfit of Demon King Academy. Damn, my boy Anos just be fuckin' badass.

I will be honest...It's been a long time since I played Tetris with a controller, so I was a bit slower with my APM than if I did on a keyboard, but it's good. I got 2nd place on my first attempt.

"Hoshimachi...Suisei?" I read the hiragana characters.

I then burst out laughing.

"GET OWNED, BIATCH!"

Suisei's POV

I was streaming Tetris 99, and I noticed two guys were catching up to me. There were 10 of us left.

"Ah! Yabai! Who's this guy on the very top right that's faster than me?!"

After some struggling, I got into 3rd place.

"AH?! WHAT THE HELL?!"

I'm remembering this guy....EH?!

"YAMADA?!"

I dropped my Nintendo Switch.

"KUSOOOOOO! EVEN IN NINTENDO SWITCH, HE BEATS ME?! I THOUGHT HE ONLY KNEW HOW TO BE FAST IN PC! I HATE YOU, YAMADA! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! IF YOU HAVE PLANS IN CONFESSING YOUR LOVE TO ME, I REJECT IIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!"

Chat's POV

"Man, Suisei ain't the Tetris god anymore...."

"If Yamada's the Tetris King, does that make Suisei the Tetris Queen?"

"Suisei got owned yo."

"You'll get Yamada next time, Suisei....probably."

*insert TL*

"lol"

"lol she got owned, boi."

"wwwwww"

"www"

"草"

"草"

"草"

"草"

"草"

"lol"

"草"

"lol"

"lol"

"草"

"lololololololololololol"

"Suisei's tetris career was destroyed by my boi Yamada."

"Suisei may not be the Tetris god anymore, but she's still the Tetris god in our hearts."

Yamada's POV

When it was almost 3:00 PM, I dressed up for exercising, went into my parents' bedroom, and went through the wall. I then saw the others.

"Hey guys." I said.

"Hello." They all said unenthusiastically. 

"Everybody, once this is done, you can have your rest days until Thursday." Yamada-sensei said.

"YAY!" They shouted.

"They became energetic so suddenly." I giggled nervously.

"Well, should we get to it?" Yamada-sensei asked everybody.

"ABSOLUTELY!"

The senseis giggled.

"Well, let's get to it then."

He opened the portals to our rooms, and we did our workouts.

When it was time to do the 2nd part of the 2nd stage of training, I tried applying what I learned from the 1st part, which was portals. I pretended that it was my first time.

"Roberu, can you go through the portal I made?"

He then went through.

"Woah! Yamada, you can make portals now?! That's awesome, bro!"

He patted my back and laughed.

"Y-Yeah." I giggled nervously.

"Try doing the other thing I taught you." Yamada-sensei said.

I nodded.

I tried going into Subaru's eyes, and I was able to look for 10 seconds.

I then breathed a bit heavily. My LF is 19.

"Man, even though I trained in those 2 weeks before, I still can't get over 10 seconds in viewing in their eyes."

"You'll get better at it soon. If you train hard enough, you can do it for a whole day or 2."

"I'm jealous, Yamada-sensei."

I then got Kanata's eyes.

"Well, is everybody ready to go take a bath in the hot springs again?"

"YEAH!" Everybody shouted.

"Yeah." I said and giggled.

We then got into our dressing rooms and got into our designated hot springs.

"Ah!" We said as we dipped ourselves into the hot springs.

"Man! Aren't you happy that we can finally have rest days, Yamada?" Roberu asked.

"I mean, face it. You like taking breaks when exercising, right?" Aruran asked.

I nodded.

"I mean, you can't really strain your muscles all the time. You need 2-3 days of rest, but it's better to have 2 rest days, since we need to grow stronger." I said as I leaned back.

I just hope that they can sustain themselves now.

"So...what are you all planning to do?" I asked them.

We then started talking about our plans for the future.

"What about you, Yamada?" Roberu asked after they all talked about what they might do.

"Huh?"

"Yeah. Don't you have any future plans?" Astel asked.

I looked up.

"Let's see..."

I smiled.

"I'll just see where the wind takes me. However..."

I looked at them.

"I still want that dream of mine to come true."

"What dream? You mean that time when you said that you wanted everybody to be in the same room and interact with each other?" Astel asked

I nodded.

"I mean, c'mon, don't you think that's fun?"

"Honestly, that'd be funny as hell." Oga said.

We laughed.

We then finished taking a bath while chatting, and we went back to our homes afterwards.

"Alright..."

I then killed time until it was 5:55 PM.

I then prepared OBS, did the "Let's Talk" stream, and finished.

I then thought of something funny.

I texted Yagoo.

Yagoo's POV

I did my paperwork, like the usual. I wish I got a reason to take a small break.

I then got a text from Yamada. I got my phone.

"Old man! I got something to propose!"

I chuckled.

"Always at the best time when I want a small break."

I then replied "What?"

"Can I do something in the 3D studio? I'd like to do something funny."

I giggled.

"Sure. I'll notify A-chan and Tomoko-chan." I texted.

Yamada's POV

"Sweet!" I said.

I got my keys, wallet, phone recording audio, and knife.

I went to my garage, got my motor, closed it, and then drove towards the HQ.

I then went upstairs to the 3D studio.

"Ah, there you are, Yamada."

Tomoko went up to me.

"So? What did you wanna do?"

I looked at the staff members.

"Can you guys set up Flare's background? You know the one that had the grass?"

They nodded.

"What are you gonna do though?" A-chan asked.

"Gimme a moment."

I then positioned myself on the floor.

"WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS, MUTHAFUCKA!"

https://youtu.be/i8a3gjt_Ar0

The staff members laughed, A-chan held in her laughter, while Tomoko just deadpanned.

"Is that...appropriate?" She asked.

I deadpanned at Tomoko.

"Aki showed her pantsu to the world, Marine is horny as hell, Haato is-Haachama is a feet degenerate, Coco swears, and every idol here except Sora and AZKi have done something that an idol doesn't normally do. It's only a matter of time before Sora and AZKi get infected, so might as well hop on the degenerate train."

Dunno if I can count AZKi, since her avatar is literally her with a transparent vest with a strapless bra and short shorts, but what do I know of the diva of Hololive? And as far as I am concerned, I just know Sora will get infected.

"Touche." She nodded.

I then got the trackers on me and my mic.

After a while, the staff said that I'm good to go.

"WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS, MUTHAFUCKA!"

The staff members then stopped recording and laughed like hell.

"Alright...wanna edit this yourself, Yamada?" A-chan asked.

"Sure."

I then cut out unnecessary parts, and put "Shiranui Flare (Filthy)" on the bottom right.

Title: How to say hello! (NOT CLICKBAIT) (100% WILL WORK)

I then uploaded it to Youtube with the description going like "Flare, I'll be borrowing your field for a bit.

And yes, I'm aware this is not a rice field, but IDGAF. IT'S FILTHY FRANK, MUTHAFVCKA! I'M AN IDOL!"

I giggled.

"This is gonna be great."

I then uploaded it to Youtube.

"There we go!"

I faced Tomoko.

"Tomoko-san. Can you please help me remove this?"

She nodded.

We got rid of the trackers and the mic, and I bid my farewell to the staff.

I then went to Yagoo's office.

"Yagoo!"

He looked at me.

"Did you see that video that I uploaded?"

"Yeah."

We both laughed.

"Didn't expect that though."

"I thought you'd cry from that?" I asked.

He started sobbing.

"I'm having mixed feelings, honestly."

I giggled.

"Yoshi 2x. You may not have achieved your idol dream, but you achieved something even better." I patted his back.

He sighed.

"Yeah. At least you all are entertainers, and you're loved by everybody, and that's what matters." He smiled.

"You do know you have some fans as well, right?"

"I'm aware of that, but you all are the stars of the show."

We laughed.

"Well, I think I'll go home and try thinking of some stuff for my EP." I said as I went towards the door.

Let me see if the deadline is the same as before...

I looked at him.

"Got a deadline in mind? It might motivate me."

"Hmm...We can always try to shift the schedule if you want, but I think I'd like to release your music on September 5."

"I see."

It's still the same deadline as before.

"Well, I've still got a long time. EP's don't really take too much time to make anyway."

The last song was another rap. It's a very short rap just basically retelling what my past life was before I met Hololive.

"Well, see you, Old man!"

We waved at each other, and then I went home after returning my motor in the garage.

I then opened a notepad on my PC.

"Alright..."

"Yamada-sensei, you got the lyrics, right?"

"Yeah. Just type as I recite."

"Dammit, those rhymes gave me another rap to write about."

"Slow down, pogchamp."

We laughed.

I then started writing.

This song is called "Before Everything."

Verse:
"Scrolling, scrolling, surfing on the web (oh).~"
"Rolling, rolling, while I'm on my bed (oh).~"
"Dribble, dribble, I'll go play some basketball.~"
"Brawling, brawling, fight all of the gangs (oh)~"

"Never knew what I would do. I'd stay inside, and watch some cool-~"
"-Videos of Filthy Frank. Go downstairs to eat taho.~"
"Go back up and be a fool, watching porn. Oh yeah, that's true.~"
"I just make some music, do more hobbies, then repeat the cycle.~"

"I consider that enough. Left at home with dad and mom.~"
"Eating dinner, have some chatter, then go back to my computer.~"
"Waiting for the day when we go back to Japan, so I can-~"
"-spend all of my days, and hope that I can be a ladies' man.~"

"I wish to find a girlfriend. Someone cute, can cook, and love forever.~"
"Cause right now, I'm in college. Gotta pick a lovely woman.~"
"Then I found this agency. Hiring people. Just the best.~"
"Then after some time, I got inside, and you know the rest.~"

I sighed.

Simple, but straight to the point. It's like I'm Logic.

"Finally, I'm done typing."

"That wasn't long though."

"Yeah, but it was nice to know that it's finally done."

"Well, you still got that 'I'm glad I became a part of Hololive' song, remember?"

"Oh yeah. Welp, let's get to it then."

I then typed the lyrics of the 2nd verse of the whole song.

Verse 1:
"Oh.~"
"I always thought my life was dull.~"
"But when I came here, it's gone.~"
"I'm thankful for everyone, thankful for all.~"

"And oh.~"
"I never knew I needed love.~"
"You all are now a part of my heart.~"
"And now I think this is enough for me to move on from the past life.~"

Pre-chorus:
"Enough for me to move on from the past life.~"
"I wanna do this from day 'till nighttime.~"
"I wanna be in your hearts for a whole lifetime.~"

Chorus:
"I'm glad I became a part of Hololive.~"
"This is the only way for me to be so alive.~"
"I'm glad I became a part of Hololive. (A part of Hololive 2x)~"
"I'm glad I became a part of Hololive.~"
"I now have a big purpose in my life.~"
"I'm glad I became a part of Hololive (A part of Hololive 2x).~"

Verse 2 (rap):
*overlaps with the 3rd 'A part of Hololive*
"(Now) I would just laze around, lie in bed, play around. Then I-~"
"-found this big company founded by my Old Man.~"
"Oh man, now I found something that can revive my li-~"
"-fe. I can do whatever I want, enjoy my time.~"

"If it wasn't for you all, I would never have succeeded.~"
"Now you see I do it all, confidence is what I needed.~"
"Hololive Review, Let's talk, and all the other streams, and-.~"
"-Superchat reading, thanking everybody in this journey.~"

"Yeah, there are ups and downs. But slowly, surely, I am learning.~"
"Like a fermi problem, seems impossible, but don't you worry.~"
"Hololive is like a family. Go together like an army.~"
"This is not like BTS, but we're still wholesome, like it should be.~"

"As I finish up, I still think about the memories I-~"
"-made in this place. Like a mori full of happy things.~"
"Take a step back, and relax, and watch everything-~"
"-take its share of happiness. Now I'll have some happy dreams.~"

Chorus:
("I'm glad I became a part of Hololive.~"
"This is the only way for me to be so alive.~"
"I'm glad I became a part of Hololive. (A part of Hololive 2x)~"
"I'm glad I became a part of Hololive.~"
"I now have a big purpose in my life.~"
"I'm glad I became a part of Hololive (A part of Hololive 2x).~") 2x.

I then sighed in relief.

"I'm finally done writing back the lyrics for the EP." I mumbled.

"Well? Wanna record tomorrow?"

"Well...I'm happy with all of these songs, so I'll record it, and I'll see if it'll be to everybody's tastes."

When I think back to the songs, I do legitimately feel contented with the lyrics. I mean...Killshot by Eminem was literally written in 13 minutes, and the last time I checked the views of that, it was 368M views. Though, he is a very popular rapper, and a talented one with that, so it makes sense why he has that many views.

I then killed time by watching clips and stuff, going to twitter, and also chatting with the other members. I also cooked myself dinner. It was just chicken noodles with an egg on top and 2 hotdogs.

Well...some of these DM's were a bit dirty, honestly. My libido was fuckin' peaking. Not gonna lie, I would've actually wanted to grind on Roboco if I didn't try to hold myself back as best as I could.

With Roboco~

Roboco: Konbanwa, Yamada~
Yamada: Hey, what's up?
Roboco: I was just wondering what you were up to
Yamada: Nothing, really
Yamada: I'm just killing time
Roboco: Like what?
Yamada: You know, watching Hololive clips, Filthy Frank videos, hearting comments in Youtube, and other stuff
Roboco: You're watching porn, aren't you?
Yamada: I'M NOT!
Roboco: But you're a male...maybe you are? You dirty boy~
Yamada: Maybe you're the dirty one
Roboco: Ah~♥ Yes, daddy~♥

"What the fuck?!" I laughed.

She's horny. I can tell.

Roboco's POV 

I start rubbing my vagina as I looked at the conversation.

"Oh, if only I could take my contraception now.~♥"

Yamada's POV

I can already imagine what's going on in her end.

Yamada: Oh yeah, you know how big my dick is, right?
Roboco: 9.4 inches
Yamada: Yeah. Want me to send a pic of it?
Roboco: Really? I'd love to see it~♥
Yamada: 草, I ain't going to
Roboco: Mou! Stop teasing me!
Yamada: You want a pic of it? Beg for it.
Roboco: I'll send a pic of my boobs if you want to

I got a very hard erection from it. Good thing I'm multitasking by talking with the others. Otherwise, the least I could do right now is fap to my imagination of only God knows what I'd imagine.

Yamada: Save it for later. I like seeing boobs up close in personal
Roboco: But I'd love to be rammed by your dick
Yamada: I'd love to ram your ass as well, but you didn't take your contraception yet, did you?
Roboco: No, but do you have a condom?
Yamada: Not yet. It's still making its way to here.
Roboco: Sou ka...but I'd like to suck it though~
Yamada: If you did, I won't hold back. I like it when you deepthroat me
Roboco: Ah~ Choke me, Yamada~

Aaaaaaand this is what "idols" do behind the scenes.

Yamada: You like my dick, don't you, you little pervert robot?
Roboco: Yes~♥
Yamada: *pushes you onto the bed* I'll choke you so hard, you'll pass out
Roboco: Choke me please~♥
Yamada: Okay, let's just stop right now. Let's actually save this for another time.
Roboco: Aw, party pooper *insert pouting face*
Roboco: Then let's continue this conversation another time~♥
Yamada: Yup. Bye, Roboco. Love you.
Roboco: Love you too, Yamada

With Risu~

Yamada: So...what should we talk about?
Risu: Ew, I don't wanna talk with a pervert
Yamada: Ah, so this is what we're gonna talk about, you polygyny-polyandry squirrel?
Risu: Says you who's planning to make all the JP branch your girlfriends, can't you settle on one?
Yamada: Can you settle on one wife?
Risu: Of course I can, you know it's for entertainment
Yamada: Well, I'm different, Risu
Risu: So what? You're gonna make me your girlfriend too?
Yamada: How tf would I make you my girlfriend if we're not that close yet?
Risu: Then how about we don't become close?
Yamada: Ever heard of internet friends?
Risu: Yeah, cause you're friendzoned, like all the other people that were friendzoned by Fubuki. 
Risu: FRENDO! FRENDO!
Yamada: You love pissing me off, don't you?
Risu: Yeah lol
Yamada: I hate you lmao
Risu: HAHAHAHAHA
Yamada: Though, in all honesty, I just decided to come and go, so....bye, you little squirrel bitch
Risu: Bye, you ugly mage rapist
Yamada: Bitch
Risu: Rapist
Yamada: Bitch
Risu: Rapist
Yamada: Whore
Risu: Rapist
Yamada: Oh? How about I go to Iofi?
Risu: DON'T YOU DARE
Yamada: Lmao, anyway, bye fr. I want to watch more rule34 of Hololive
Risu: Make sure to recommend me some good r34 pics if you can
Yamada: Sure

With Rikka~

Rikka: Ey, Yamada. I'm planning to make a singing stream with an acoustic guitar. Wanna have an off-collab?
Yamada: Sounds cool, bro. Who's place, though?
Rikka: Well, mind if it's yours?
Yamada: Sure. I got some buko salad that I could let you taste
Yamada: Buko is basically young coconut. Trust me, it's very very tasty
Rikka: Really? Well, if you insist, then I guess I'll dig in if I ever taste it
Yamada: Sure man
Rikka: You free on Saturday?
Yamada: Hmm...mind if this takes place on 10:00 PM?
Rikka: I'm okay with that.
Yamada: Well then, that settles our off-collab for that time!
Rikka: Sure bro. I actually got some stuff to do, so see you later. Bye
Yamada: Yup. Bye

I continued killing time, and then I slept once it was 10:30 PM. I took off my clothes, and hanged them on my study desk chair, and put my glasses on the study table.

The next day~ 
August 18, 2020, 6:40 AM
I'mma just put dates so I don't lose track of the date when writing this fanfic

I woke up to my alarm. The ringtone was Pekora's chaotic BGM again.

"Hmm..."

I might change up my alarm and do my BGM.

My BGM gives a calm RPG-vibe. So I guess I'd like something calm to wake me up.

I got out of bed after about 1 minute, and I put on my glasses on the table.

I then cooked up breakfast.

1 egg, 3 hotdogs, and coffee.

"Welp, I have 1 dozen of eggs left, and my coffee is just about to run out."

I guess I'll go buy some groceries once I'm done taking a shower.

I then took breakfast, and mumbled the lyrics of my songs in my EP.

After finishing breakfast, I washed the dishes, went upstairs, put my clothes in the laundry, took a bath, and dressed up.

I wore a black shirt with white sleeves and a white breastpocket, dark blue jeans, and black and white shoes.

I brought my wallet, phone recording audio, keys, and knife.

I went out, and decided that I'd walk to the convenience store, just so I could be a bit active.

After I got inside, I bought a tray of eggs, some vegetables I can use for vegetable dishes, Aquas and Shions, and coffee caches. Enough to last me for another month.

I then went back to my home, and put the groceries to their places.

I went up and put my stuff in their places while charging both my Iphone X and my phone.

I then sat on my computer.

"Alright."

I wonder what I should do?

"Cause I mean...my electricity and water bill will come today."

I guess I'll kill time and wait.

"Oh yeah, now that I think about. I only have 1 water gallon left."

I have 3 empty water gallons, so I'll order 3. Duh.

I ordered 3 water gallons on the phone, and just looked at some tweets. There were also some funny tweets by my madoshis.

"Yamada! Can you be my husbando?"

I then replied on the tweet "Hmm...MU! MU! Not friendo, nor husbando, but MU! Just MU!"

I then found another tweet.

"Rubik's brand or V-cube?"

"'Internationally tested' cubes."

I laughed as I made that comment.

I then killed time until the time was 8:24 AM.

I heard someone at my door.

I went down, and got my electricity bill and water bill.

"Okay..."

Water bill = ¥652
Electricity bill = ¥7,472

"Yup..."

Water bill and electricity bill are both due on the 25th.

"Welp, I guess I'll pay them early next Monday."

I put the bills on the fridge, and went up to my room to kill time again until it reached 9:30 AM.

I then got the water gallons, paid the guy, and changed my water gallon, since it was almost gonna empty out, and some water pitchers needed water.

I put the empty gallon to the backyard, and I filled the water pitchers.

After I got back to my PC, I wondered what I could do for a stream today.

"Hmm..."

I then thought of the challenges.

"Ah yeah, that Kami-sama challenge I proposed back in the very first Hololive Review."

I also thought of other challenges.

"Welp, let's leave it to the madoshis.♪~"

I made a thumbnail. I got a 'Getting Over It' picture and put a dead me on the thumbnail that's slowly ascending to heaven from a fanart.

I then typed on twitter.

"Ohayou, minnna! Today, I'd like to do a challenge today. I'm planning to do what I call the 'Kami-sama' challenge in Getting over it, but I think the stream would be too short if that's the case. Anybody got some suggestions? 

Btw, This'll happen on 4:00 PM, JST, so madoshis, get ready to see me with a Tags: Mindbreak."

I then left that.

"Now...time to text Old Man that I'm ready to record the EP."

I then texted him "Old Man! I got my EP ready! Mind arranging a time for me to record?"

After a while, I got a message from him.

"Sure. You can try recording now. I guess around 10:30 AM.

"Got it. Thanks, Old man."

I then put my phone aside, and rehearsed my lyrics a lot, just to make sure the lyrics were imprinted into my head. I took a picture of the lyrics too in case I can't remember anymore.

After rehearsing for a bit, unplugging my Iphone X, practicing for the "Kami-sama" challenge, making the beats for the EP, feeding Jeni, and also handpicking some challenges from my madoshis, I then transferred the beats and lyrics into the USB, went outside with my stuff, went to the garage, got my motor, closed the garage, and went to the Hololive building.

I then met up with Yagoo as he was walking down the hallway.

"Ah! Old man!"

I then walked beside him as he went to his office.

"So, you gonna finish up a bit?"

"Yup. Just done with the 2nd to the last batch of paperwork, and then I gotta work on this last one, but I can get this done quickly, so don't stress it."

I giggled nervously.

"You sure you can do that, Old man?"

"Yup. I guess after finishing this, I'll go back home and spend time with my wife and kids."

"Welp, you do need rest, CEO of Hololive."

He giggled.

"Anyway, I'm done doing this. Let's go to the recording studio."

I nodded.

We went into the recording studio, and I saw a staff member.

"Huh? A-chan and Tomoko-san aren't here?" I mumbled.

"Well, they went out a bit to take an early lunch break together."

"Hard workers stick together, ey?"

I gave the staff member my USB, and he plugged it into the laptop.

I got inside the room, got my phone, and searched for the lyrics of "Before Everything".

"Is it good now?" I asked the staff member.

"Could you please say something to the mic and I'll start mixing the levels?"

I nodded.

"Eat my ass like a cupcake. Worried 'bout if my butt fake. Eat my ass like a cupca-"

"Okay, the levels are good."

"Oh, sweet. Lemme just get into position."

I moved my right ear cup a bit back so I can hear myself, looked at the lyrics, and gave a thumbs up.

I then recorded all the songs for the EP on my first attempt. I'm very glad I didn't do a slip of the tongue, nor did I stutter.

EP's order of songs:

1. Before Everything
2. My Start
3. That's My Name
4. I Just Wanna Be
5. A Part Of Hololive

Yagoo clapped.

"You did it on the first attempt." He giggled.

"I know! It's nice to get your songs recorded on the first attempt." I laughed.

I took off the headphones and hanged them, and got out of the room.

"So...will you take care of everything here?"

Yagoo nodded.

"I'll take care of the scheduling, distributing, and producing. We'll also take care of the lyrics."

"Arigatou." I said.

"Did you put the lyrics with the translation?" Yagoo asked.

I nodded.

"Welp, that'll make the work easier for the translators."

He patted my shoulder.

"So? What're you gonna next?"

"I'd like to go home."

"Just to remind you, I might call you in for a 3D video shoot for a few of your songs in your EP. Do you mind that?"

"I'm fine with that."

"Well, I guess you can now get your deserved break."

"Sure, Old man."

We giggled.

I then went home, and after I went home, I instantly got a message.

"Hmm? Flare?"

It was a discord DM.

"Ohayou, I'm gonna go on a date with Danchou later on 12:00 PM. I was wondering if you'd like to be a 3rd wheel?"

I deadpanned.

"Huh. A 3rd wheel."

I then laughed.

"Sure. I'd like to be a 3rd wheel."

"Ah! Nice! We'll meet you at the park."

"Sure. Want me to pick you two up?"

"I was kinda planning on a taxi, but if that's what you're gonna do...I guess that's fine."

"Then it's a date!"

I then killed time, and once it was 11:50 AM, I then got everything I needed, went to my garage and got my car.

My car was the 2016 Toyota Camry XLE V6. The color is grey metallic.

I went to Eneos to fill up the gas tank of my car, and then once the gas tank was filled, I then went to the park, and waited at a bench.

I sighed.

"Why does the time thing have to apply here in Japan as well?"

In the Philippines, 12:00 PM = 1:00 PM, and I don't know why it's like that.

After a while, I saw Flare and Noel. We texted each other, and I checked the time while we were chatting. It was 12:17 PM.

"Konnichiwa, Yamada!" Flare and Noel said.

"You two are a bit late."

They pouted.

"We were trying to look good for you."

I giggled.

I looked at their whole body, especially their face and hair.

Basically, imagine their new costumes. That's what their appearance is.

"You two look beautiful."

They smiled.

"We're glad you like it!"

I noticed something weird about Noel's hair.

"Y-Yamada?" She blushed.

"Your bangs..."

Did she even comb it straight?

I arranged her bangs.

"Did you comb your hair properly?"

"W-Well..."

"We did our hairs individually." Flare giggled nervously.

"I'm amazed you two can do your hairs by yourselves."

I then let go.

I nodded.

"Much better."

Noel looked at me with a blushed face.

"Chotto, were you trying to be a bit touchy-touchy with Noel?" Flare glared at me.

"Huh?" I deadpanned at her.

"W-Were you?!" Noel asked.

"NO!"

I sighed.

"Well, are you two good? I am getting hungry."

"Yeah." They both said.

I then led them to my car.

"Woah..."

"It looks kinda cool."

"Simplicity is beautiful." 

My car's got a few accessories on the lights, and on the handles.

We then got in.

"Oh? You got some pillows?" Noel smiled.

"Hey! It's Kintsuba!" Flare giggled.

They got the panda and koala cushion.

We put on our seatbelts.

I then prayed a short prayer that we'll be safe.

Noel then saw the rosary that was hanging on the center mirror.

"You're a christian?" Noel asked.

"Nn. I respect all religions, but I am a christian."

"You say stuff like 'Itadakimasu' and you don't pray for the food though." Flare said.

"You throw away food, you're basically throwing away what God has given you. I was trained to not be picky as I grew up, and what do you know? I can eat anything..."

I then put the gear into 1st gear, and started driving towards the mall.

"Well...anything except liver."

We laughed.

"I thought you could eat anything?" Noel asked.

"Well, I can eat liver, but it's not like I won't experience a bit of discomfort when eating it."

"Can you eat it though?" Flare asked.

"Of course. I can eat it, but only if I have rice with me. The same goes for intestines."

We laughed.

They then chatted with each other in the back.

I noticed a blue honda sedan on our back while looking at the center mirror.

"Noel, Flare, could you please move out of the way of the center mirror, please?"

"H-Huh? Wakarimashita..."

They then moved.

I glared at it.

"I may be paranoid, but let's see..."

I put the gear into 4th gear, and sped up to 60 kmph.

"Woah! What's going on?" Noel asked.

"Just calm down. You two have gifts, and you know how to use it, right?"

They nodded.

"Just get ready..."

As I sped up and took a right turn, they were also catching up.

"We're being tailed!"

They got a serious face on.

"Let me just park the car real quick. You two have seatbelts on, right?"

"Nn!"

I then stopped as I got to the side.

"Get out."

We got rid of the seatbelts, and I got out.

They put the cushions down and got out as well.

I got Fubuki's right eye and Noel's left eye. Flare ignited flames on her hands already, and Noel summoned a mace.

The two people then got out of the car.

The traffic was beeping, but they didn't care.

It was Rito, and that girl that could go fast.

Rito punched his hands together, and the girl giggled.

"Yamada 3x...You're not gonna get away this time." Rito said.

"Yeah. No chance in hell."

"Heh, try me-"

We then got lasers on us.

I sighed.

"Girls, don't panic. I got this under control."

"Y-Yamada? You can do telepathy now?!" Flare and Noel thought.

"Yes, but keep your faces still. This is what we'll do...when I count to 3, I will knock out the gunners, Noel will go after the pig, and Flare will go after the fast bitch, got it?"

"Got it."

We then put our hands on our backs and kneeled. Flare deactivated her flames, and Noel put down her mace.

I then got Mel's eyes, and tried to echolocate.

"You don't have to do this, Rito."

I then got the location of every single sniper and gunner. Never knew Mr. Weeaboo had this many guys.

"Oh, but I need to. I hated your fucking face ever since you got near Sora-chan..." He giggled.

"Give it up, Yamada. Mr. Weeaboo wants your head off." The girl said.

I wish I could summon Abe, but he could destroy a whole city, so no. I really gotta take these guys out myself, since I don't know how to do telekinesis yet, despite those 2 weeks before, so I'll need Astel's eyes, and activate Lightning Speed.

"1..."

Rito went near Noel and she leaned back a bit.

"2..."

"You're cute...how about we-"

"3!"

I activated Astel's eyes and Lightning Speed, blew Rito away with a bit of wind from Wind Manipulation, put a physical barrier around me, Noel, and Flare, jammed the guns by putting neodymium magnets inside it, and I went up to the snipers and gunners.

The people then got out of their cars, and ran. They may have gifts, but their LF is low as shit, so it's almost futile to help.

I then knocked them all out as fast as I could.

"Be safe, Noel! Flare!"

"Ryoukai, leader!"

Noel's POV

I got my mace, and charged at the fat guy.

He grabbed my mace, and he knocked me back.

I grunted.

He then threw the mace at me, and I rolled out of the way. The mace stuck to the ground.

I got my mace, and I swung it to my back. He leaned back a bit to dodge, which gave me time to go back up.

I took a step back, looked for something I can throw at him, and got pebbles that were on the ground from when he slammed the mace.

I then threw it at him, and he tried to block.

I only used the pebbles as a distraction, and charged at him.

"Grrrr! YOU COW-TITTED BITCH!"

He then shot me, and pinned me to the ground.

He giggled.

"Oh, you're a cute one. How about I give you a kiss?"

He then kissed me, but I sucked my lips in, so this kiss doesn't count.

"Kimoi! KIMOI! KIMOCHI WARUI!! THIS FILTHY PIG WON'T HAVE MY FIRST KISS!!"

I managed to get my right arm out of his grip, punched his face, and his face slammed into a red car. The car alarm sets off

I then stood up, grabbed his hair, and slammed his face onto the ground.

"I'LL SLAM YOU FOR THE AMOUNT OF MILLISECONDS YOU TRIED TO KISS ME!"

I was full of rage, like I wanted to kill him, but I was starting to feel quite tired.

"Remember, Noel. You do not kill. You just knock him out, okay?"

"...Fine."

I then slammed him 10 more times, and he could barely move.

I kicked his balls, and he definitely passed out.

"Take that, you fat fuck!" I shouted as I breathed heavily.

Nobody steals my first kiss unless they're someone I love...like Flare or Yamada.

Flare's POV

I ignited the flames from my fingers, and I blasted a fireball to the girl.

She dodged, sidestepped, and then punched me 5 times.

I grunted, and got launched a bit back.

I stopped myself with my feet.

"If she's gonna go around with all that freedom..."

I then put up a fire wall in front of me.

"Then I'll just cut her freedom!"

I then jumped up high, and made a fire sphere around her after a few attempts.

I started breathing heavily and getting tired. It must be my LF.

Girl 2's POV

I was surrounded in a fire sphere.

"Is she gonna burn me?!" I said to myself.

I then inhaled a lot of smoke.

"Kuso, I'm gonna suffocate..."

I lied on the ground, coughed even more, and then I passed out from too much smoke.

I'm in so much pain right now, not just because of the smoke, but because I'm having period cramps too!

Flare's POV

"Flare, do not kill her, just suffocate her with smoke."

"...Fine."

I then did so, and after I sensed her getting too suffocated, I got rid of the sphere.

I then rested on a car. It was quite hot, but I could handle it, since I have Fire Manipulation.

"*panting* That's what you get for interrupting our date."

Yamada's POV

I knocked them all out by chopping their necks to cut their airway. I also got rid of their guns.

After dealing with all of them, and having exactly 5 LF, I got some LF from Rito and the girl. Hoowee! I'm stuffed as fuck!

I then made a portal to the ground, and walked to the portal.

"Hey, Noel, Flare."

They put their hand up and put it back down.

I then restored their LF.

I restored the girl's and Rito's condition, but still kept them unconscious. I then got back the LF I used on their condition.

I also restored all the property damages.

"Ah, we feel good now. Arigatou." They said.

They then walked up to me.

"Well, it's good that we got them..."

Flare smelled her armpit.

"Ugh. I reek of sweat now."

"Don't worry. I'll take care of that. Let's go to that alleyway."

We then went into the alleyway, I ripped their clothes by using Wind Manipulation, soaked their bodies with water with soap, and then water. I then materialized back their clothes.

I did the same for myself.

We then got out of the alleyway, but they were both blushing hard.

"What's wrong?"

"You...you just saw our naked bodies."

I closed my eyes.

"Yes, and it was just to make sure you girls are fresh. I also did your hair too."

I turned to them.

"Don't worry, my mouth is sealed like my tarantula's enclosure-"

They slapped me.

"W-What the-"

"It's not about that!" They shouted.

"Huh?"

"You just saw our butt...our breasts..." Flare said.

"And you also saw...our pelvic hair..." Noel fidgeted.

I sighed.

"No, I didn't. I only saw your butt, but I didn't see your nipples, nor your hair."

"But..." They said.

I hugged them.

"Do you think I'm just after your bodies? I was also scared if you two weren't able to make it."

They smiled and hugged back.

"Do you not trust your supports?" Noel asked.

"No, I do. I was just worried is all."

They both giggled.

I then let go.

"I heard Rito kissed you. He didn't really kiss you, did he?" I asked Noel.

She shook her head.

"Nope. I put my lips inside my mouth, so I'm good."

"Sou ka." I smiled.

I turned around.

"Let's finally have some peace and quiet in the mall."

Noel's POV

"B-But-"

I then pouted.

"Baka Yamada. Didn't give me or Flare a reward."

Yamada's POV

I paused for a bit.

"Ne, Noel."

"Hmm?"

I turned to her.

"Come here for a bit."

She then came towards me.

"Yeah?"

I grabbed her shoulders, and kissed her.

"Since those 2 weeks don't exist anymore, I guess this can count as my 3rd kiss. She was my 3rd kiss anyway."

Noel's POV

I widened my eyes.

"Y-Yamada is kissing me?! I can't believe it! But..."

I hugged him.

"This is...kinda nice, actually."

Yamada's POV

After kissing for 5 seconds, we let go of each other.

"Now your first kiss is with me."

Noel smiled.

"Welp, I guess I did kind of imagine a good-looking person to be my first kiss." She smiled.

We then looked at Flare.

She deadpanned at us.

"Flare?"

I went towards her and waved my hand in front of her face.

"She's broken, isn't she?" I sweat dropped.

Noel then kissed her cheek.

"Flare.~"

Flare then snapped out.

"H-Hai?"

"You were spacing out." Noel giggled.

"G-Gomen..."

Flare then glared at me, and grabbed my shirt.

"Yamada!" She said angrily.

"I-I know you're angry, but Flare-"

She then kissed me.

"I never expected that out of the 2 of us that are tops, she would top me, but I just need to compensate with aggressiveness."

I then held her tight, and kissed back.

Flare's POV

He grabbed me tight, and I was a bit surprised, but I kissed back.

After 5 seconds, we let go of each other.

Yamada's POV

"Well...Flare was also my 4th kiss, so this is okay."

"Your first kiss was also with me." I said.

"Y-Yeah..."

Noel then clapped twice.

"Hai. We both had our kisses, so how about we both go now?"

"H-Hai..."

We then got inside the car.

"Oh yeah, got a question, Yamada." Noel said.

"Hmm?"

"Why aren't there any helicopters or police yet?"

"You two may not have noticed, but as soon as the fight was done, I slowed time down by a ratio of 1:60."

"Majide?!"

"Yup. Don't worry though. We'll get out, and nobody would have known what happened."

The reason why I'm not tired is because my LF source was the girl and Rito.

I then made a portal, and rode to the parking space of the mall.

I then closed it, and time was sped up to normal again.

"We're good now..."

We then got out of the car, and went to the entrance of the mall.

I smiled.

"Satte..."

I looked at them.

"Let's start our date!"

"Nn!"

Honestly...I feel like Shido from Date a Live, except they didn't have gifts.