I got home.

"Well, I guess I'll take these now."

I got 1 of each, and I took it with water.

"Alright..."

I put the glass in the sink.

"Yamada-sensei, what's the time?"

"3:00 PM."

"Arigatou."

I then went to the bathroom and peed for the 2nd time.

"Momosuzu Nene.~ Momosuzu Nene.~ Can't wait to see some good ass teetee.~"

I then repeated that exact same line twice, went to my room, wore my glasses, and tapped my desk while rapping that.

"OH! I should upload that to Youtube!" I laughed.

I then recorded it. It was gonna be called "Momosuzu Nene Rap". I also searched the lyrics of WAP prior to recording for one reason.

"*clears throat* Ikimashou."

I breathed in, and started singing as I tapped my desk.

"(Momosuzu Nene.~ Momosuzu Nene.~ Can't wait to see some good ass teetee.~) 2x."

I then did some mumble rapping here.

"[*short pause* Momosuzu. Momosu-Momosuzu (Momo!)] 2x. Yeah 4x. Yeah, I'm playing with some wet and gucci.~ Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet and gucci.~ Give her everything I got for this wet and gucci.~"

"Beat it up, brotha, catch a charge.~ Extra large, and extra hard.~ Put this gucci right in my face.~ Swipe my nose like a credit card.~"

"Hop on top, she wanna ride.~ She do a kegel while it's inside.~ Spit in her mouth, look in her eyes.~ This gucci is wet, I'll come take a dive.~"

"Tie her up like she's surprised.~ Let's role play, she'll wear a disguise.~ I want to park this big Mack Truck right in this little garage.~"

I then stopped recording and uploaded it to Youtube.

"Oh man, can't wait to see what people think." I laughed.

I put my SNES back in the basement, got my NES out, got rid of the dust, and put in under my study desk for now.

I then watched Nene's stream, but I skipped parts I already watched.

After a while, my video was uploaded.

"Welp, let's give 5 minutes for the chaos to unfold."

I continued watching Nene's stream.

After 5 minutes, I then checked the comments while playing my video in the background.

"Title: Nene Rap
Me: Oh cool. Yamada just uploaded a sweet video for his kouhai. That's so wholesome.
Lyrics: Went from Nene to WAP
Me: That's so....wholesome?"

I laughed.

I checked the other comments.

"My bro went from 0 to a 100 really fucking quick."

"I came here looking for copper. I found diamonds instead."

"Don't wanna start anything, but Eminem has been very quiet since this uploaded."

"Lyrics: (Momosuzu Nene.~ Momosuzu Nene.~ Can't wait to see some good ass teetee.~) 2x.
  Momosuzu. Momosu-Momosuzu (Momo!) 2x.(WAP lyrics)"

"So...he rapped for Nene, but why is there WAP lyrics here?"

"This is what we live for."

I laughed at all of them.

"Man, my madoshis be fucking banging!"

I hearted all the comments, and then went back to the stream.

After I watched the whole stream, I then connected the NES to the monitor.

"Alright...what can I do for now to kill time...?"

I then thought about a 1 minute bullet chess game.

"Sure, I'm down for that."

I then went into Lichess.

I then started recording.

"Alright...let's destroy a CM or an FM in this game."

I then searched for a game. Afterwards, my opponent was fasco113.

"Alright, let's start."

I started with e4, and I was white.

The opening was the Danish Gambit.

"I'm a madlad, doing a Danish Gambit as an opening. It should NOT be a good opening in a bullet game." I laughed.

I then got more pieces developed, but he stopped taking my pawns after he ate my c3 pawn.

"Aw man. I really wanted to develop my dark tiled bishop." I giggled.

I then continued with the game.

After a while, he made a blunder.

"There we go! Take that pawn! Yes!"

A bishop for a pawn is good for me!

He took my bishop, and I executed a combination to checkmate his king.

"There we go. Done. That's the whole game." I clapped.

"Bye, my madoshis!"

I then stopped and uploaded it to Youtube.

I then prepared my PSP, looked at twitter and stuff, and after 3 minutes, I checked the comments.

"Hololivers: I'll upload a random vid and then stop for about a month
  Yamada: What's a break? Is that edible?"

"My man's preparing for that juicy Hololive Review. That, or he's trying to make meme material for Shitposting review. Whatever it is, it's a win-win here."

"2 random vids in 1 day? I ain't surprised if he's gonna upload 10 more."

"My man just did bullet against an FM. What a fuckin' genius."

"Mikhail Tal: Oh, Yamada. I'm so proud of you."

"This guy just 1: Made a bishop sacrifice, 2: Did a 1 minute bullet game, and 3: Made meme material for shitposting review and Hololive Review."

"This guy just made 2 vids like it's nothing."

I laughed at all the comments and hearted it.

I then prepared for the stream, and I was live.

"Konnichiwa! The Mage of Hololive, Shirazaki Yamada, is here!!!!" I clapped.

"So! I left off here where I got mythril, and I shall continue on with the game." 

I clapped once.

"LET'S GET TO FARMING AGAIN, MADOSHIS!"

I then progressed through the story and finished the game.

I also got my order of items in the middle of the stream, and I rushed to get clothes and money for it. I also tested the Otamatone, and it worked. I put all of them on top of my study desk for now.

"Hoowee! We have already passed 1 hour and 5 minutes, but now, here comes my speedrun for Mario!" I giggled.

The chat then started.

"Oh yes...it's all coming together."

"This guy's about to speedrun Mario. Is there anything Yamada can't do aside from drawing? Jeez. This guy's a beast."

I giggled again as I looked at the chat.

"Okay. Give me a moment..."

I got rid of the PSP gameplay of Final Fantasy II, resulting to the credits being cut off, and connected the wires from my NES to the PC.

"Goddamnit, the pain of being a Vtuber!" I laughed.

I then connected everything, and showed the screen in OBS.

"There we go!" I giggled.

I then sat down.

"Well, time to get this going, madoshis."

I cracked my neck and knuckles, got my controller and started the game.

"Let's get it! I may not have timed it, but let's hurry it up!"

I then got in, and attempted to speedrun it.

After about 15 minutes, I got to the final stage.

"Jump through le hoop." I said in English.

I then touched the hammer and won the game.

I dropped my controller, and got rid of my headphones.

"I did it, madoshis!" I laughed.

I clapped.

"Yes!"

I then exited the game.

"Well! I'm almost gonna be late for an arrangement that Yagoo made for me, so I gotta cut the stream now." I laughed.

I prepared to exit the stream.

"I hope you all liked that! And if you wanna see the singing stream tonight, make sure to become a member! Remember, 8:00 PM JST! Bye, madoshis!!!!!"

I then stopped the stream.

I got my USB from the drawer, and quickly transferred all the music inside. Good thing I exported all the music.

"Alright! Let's take a shower quickly!"

I got rid of my clothes, put it in the laundry, and took a shower. I then went back, and wore that Pekora shirt I bought, and wore black jeans with orange stripes and white shoes. I put on high endurance cream by Old Spice.

"I be flexing my rabbit waifu, bitches." I giggled.

"Well, time to go to the HQ!"

I then went to the garage, got my motor, closed the garage, put on my helmet, and went to the Hololive building.

I then went to the 3D studio, and saw the musicians.

I chuckled.

"So you really did hire musicians for the music."

He nodded.

"Only for the rock songs though."

I nodded.

"So we shall make the rock songs first?" I asked Yagoo.

He nodded.

"A-chan, Tomoko-san, let us start recording."

They nodded.

Tomoko helped me with the equipment, and then we started recording.

I held the mic, and I started singing Next Color Planet.

I didn't scream yet until it went to the "la la la la la la" part in the end. I then did falsetto on the "(La la la la la) ashita mo aerukara!"

The music then stopped.

"Woo! Let's get the next song going after I drink some water!"

Yagoo then threw a bottle of water to me and I catched it.

I drank the water bottle.

I then put it on the ground away from me.

"Let's get to 'If I can't have you.'"

The musicians nodded.

Yagoo thumbs up'd.

"3..2..1..Go!"

I then started If I Can't Have You by Shawn Mendes. I skipped some lyrics, since I'll be doing recordings again for the adlibs in these songs.

I then went ape shit crazy with my voice near the end when I screamed. It was 5x more crazy than what I did before, and I did some gestures to ease my breathing.

I laughed.

Everybody clapped.

"You went crazy there, but alright." Yagoo laughed.

I giggled.

"Well, I guess we should continue the rest of the songs."

"You don't need a break?" A-chan asked.

"Nah, but I might drink water here and there."

"Well, I'm sure that was all the musicians needed to do, so they can move out now." Yagoo said.

The musicians nodded.

I bowed.

"Thank you for helping us!"

"It's okay. We're also fans of Hololive anyway." The lead guitarist said.

They bowed back.

They then packed their things, and went out.

"Well, time to record the backing vocals and adlibs, I guess?" Yagoo asked.

I nodded.

"Actually, I'm sorry I can't be here for that session, because I gotta do the damn paperwork again. See you later, Yamada. Make sure to impress Korone's parents too. Good luck, Tomoko-san, A-chan."

"YOU KNEW ABOUT THAT, OLD MAN?!"

"Yes, and remember, Yagoo." Yagoo said.

"TOO LATE FOR THAT!"

He then went out.

"Well, I guess we shall start recording everything else." A-chan stretched her arms.

"Hai!"

We then recorded the adlibs and backing vocals for the other tracks.

"We're done now, right?"

I stretched my arms.

"Yes. I shall take care of the editing and uploading." Tomoko adjusted her glasses.

"Thanks." I said.

"Nah. I'm your manager, so it's my obligation."

"Well, I'll be heading out now."

"Take care." A-chan and Tomoko said.

I went out the building, got on my motor, and drove back home.

I brushed my teeth, used listerine, put my clothes in the laundry, and went to my room.

I killed time, and when it was 6:25 PM, I then went to change for clothes.

"Alright...what could be good clothing for meeting Korone's parents...?"

I checked my closet.

"Got it."

I got a red shirt, a blue button up long sleeved shirt, blue pants, and brown shoes.

"Alright..."

I went to my parent's bedroom and looked at the standing mirror.

"I hope Korone likes this..."

I cleared my throat.

"Hi, I'm Korone's friend, Shirazaki Yamada, pleased to meet you-no. I think they know me from Korone's grandma."

I thought of a line.

"Hi, my name's Shirazaki Yamada, I'm honored to see you, Korone's father, Korone's mother..." 

I sighed.

"Whatever, I'll improvise, dammit."

I never knew I'd be this pressured from imagining. Imagine if it was the real thing?

I put on a bit of cologne that my dad left for me, got my keys, wallet, phone recording audio, and a knife, went downstairs, locked the door, and took a taxi to Korone's apartment.

I then went up to her room and called her name through the door.

"Korone?"

She opened the door.

She wore a white sleeveless top with a white undershirt, a yellow skirt, and brown sandals. She also wore that necklace that I gave to everybody, and she wore yellow diamond-shaped earings.

"You look beautiful." I smiled.

"D-Domo." She looked away.

She went to her working area.

"Come inside." She said.

I nodded.

I got inside, and sat on her bed.

"Say, do they like the idea of a groom?" I asked.

"Strangely, yes."

She sighed as she sat on her computer chair.

"Seriously, it's not like I need one, I mean..."

She frowned.

"It's not like a man would love me anyway..." She crossed her arms.

I giggled.

I sneaked behind her, twisted the chair, and leaned close to her face.

"W-What are you..." She blushed.

"I'm a man, and I love you."

"...Liar."

I frowned.

"I'm being serious right now, Korone."

"I know why you did the test. Korone-senpai told me."

Eh? Korone-sensei did?

"However..."

"What?" I asked.

"I mean...isn't it clear we all love you?" She asked.

I frowned.

"Korone, trust me when I say this, but I really think this needs to keep on continuing until tomorrow. Everybody's understanding of love is most of the time 'lust.' That's why I said that you all are possible infatuated."

She looked down.

She clenched her fists.

She then stood up, and pushed me onto the bed.

Surprisingly, I became bottom and she became top. Ironic, cause I'm supposed to be top. I also got an erection because of this sudden contact we had.

"I know I love you, but do you feel the same way?" She said in a sad face.

"I-I do..."

She then pulled herself closer to me.

"Then prove it."

"E-Eh?"

She pulled me up and leaned back a bit.

"Prove that you love me."

I then chuckled.

"Then..."

I hugged her close.

She yelped a bit.

"I don't need to prove it."

"N-No need...?"

I then let go and held her shoulders while leaned back a bit.

"I want to continue protecting all of you. Hololive is not just a company, but a family. It's normal for a family to protect each other." I smiled.

She looked at me in amazement.

I brushed through her hair.

"Korone, I really do love you all. I may be a bit horny at times, but that's just a normal manly reaction, and I'm able to hold it back until the right time. I just want to protect you all and spend time with all of you."

She looked down.

"I still don't believe you, but I'll keep that in mind."

We heard a knock on the door.

"Oh, it's them." I said.

She stood up and fixed herself. I then opened the door.

"Oh? So this is Yamada-kun?" Korone's dad said.

"My, Korone really has found herself a handsome man!" Korone's mom said while putting her hands together and on her right cheek.

I giggled.

"Hello, Korone's dad, Korone's mom. O-ai dekite kouei desu." I bowed.

Crap. That might've been a bit too long and formal.

I stood back up.

"It's very nice to meet you, Yamada-kun." They said.

I sighed in relief mentally.

Korone came up, and she put a happy face on, but I can tell she's still a bit sad in the inside. She's a good actress, man.

She clinged onto my arm.

"Well? Do you two like my boyfriend?" She asked.

They nodded.

"Well, shall we go to the restaurant now?" Korone's dad asked.

We nodded.

We then went outside.

"A Mitsbushi Lancer..." I said in amazement.

"Heh. You also like my baby?" Korone's dad asked.

I nodded.

We got inside.

Korone's dad started driving.

Me and Korone held hands.

"Korone, how's Okayu, actually?"

"Oh, she's fine." 

Korone's mom sighed.

"Mattaku, I thought you were a lesbian, because you two were all lovey-dovey before, but it seems I was proven wrong after your grandma told us about Yamada-kun."

"Ah, no shit, Korone's mom. It's very fucking hard to find a heterosexual woman, and that comes from experience. Trust me. Just when I thought the Philippines was twisted, here comes Japan to my face. Though, there are instances where a person changes gender, so there's that." I deadpanned.

I mean, honestly, boys don't kiss each other on the lips and say they're still friends. That's already the first step to a gay relationship, but considered a friendly contact among girls. How sweet and gender-equal.

"Well, we're best friends after all." Korone said.

"So, Yamada-kun, how'd you meet Korone? She only talked about you recently, according to her grandma."

"Ah, I met her when I entered Hololive 2 weeks ago, so we're still pretty fresh in meeting each other." I said while scratching my cheek.

"Well, this is the first time Korone has ever mentioned about a boy so much."

"Not only that. He also seems like a good fellow." Korone's dad said.

"Arigatou." I giggled. 

We then had some conversations here and there, and then we arrived at the restaurant.

We then went in.

"Well, let's go grab a seat." Korone's mom said.

We nodded.

We then sat down at our table. It was two tables from the left of the entrance.

We then sat down.

Korone's Dad--Korone's Mom

--------------------------------------

Yamada-------------------Korone

After a while, a waiter attended us.

"Welcome. May I take your order, please?"

The waiter gave us a glass of water and our menus.

We looked at the menus.

They talked with each other, while I still looked at the menu.

"What would you like, Yamada-kun?" Korone's dad asked.

"You all are done picking?"

"I'm done picking." Korone said.

"Me too." Korone's mom said.

"Dewa..."

I saw a barbecued porkchop.

"I'll take 1 piece of barbecued porkchop with rice and iced tea."

"Sou ka."

He looked at the waiter.

"2 porkchops, 2 chickens, 4 iced teas, and 2 ice creams."

"2 porkchops, 2 chickens, 4 iced teas, and 2 ice creams coming right up."

The waiter then went off.

We then chatted for a bit.

After a while, Korone said that she wanted to go to the bathroom.

"I'll be going for a bit." Korone said.

"Yup. Take your time." I said.

She then went off.

"Well, Yamada-kun, now that she's gone, I've got something to ask you..." Korone's dad said.

I sighed.

"...It's about the fight, isn't it?" I asked.

"Yes."

"It's understandable if you two hate me for it." I clenched my fists.

"Nah 2x. We're not angry. We may not know the circumstances, but if Korone's grandma says that you have a heart of gold, then you must be promising." Korone's dad said.

"Also, there's no way you would act like that if you hated her, right?" Korone's mom said.

"...Yeah. I love Korone. I love all the girls in the company that Korone is in."

"Well, let me tell you something, Yamada-kun..." Korone's dad said.

I nodded.

"We're lucky to have hit a guy like you. Korone has apparently talked about you a lot like she would about Okayu, which means you're quite important to her." 

"I'm also happy that we got to meet a guy like you, since we know you're not out for lust, but you actually want to protect her like a lover would." Korone's mom said.

I giggled.

"Well...they just...somehow became people that could enlighten me...I really appreciate the fact that I got to meet all of them. I want to protect them. But it seems I screwed up, and we got this fight."

Korone's dad grabbed my shoulder.

"Don't worry about it. Think of it as a part of life. Life is never easy, so you gotta strive as hard as you can."

I nodded.

He let go.

Korone then came back.

"So? What did I miss?" She asked.

"Ah, nothing. We were just talking about our history, Korone."

"Sou ka."

She then sat back down.

We then chatted, and after a while, we got our order.

"Ah! It's here!" Korone said.

We then got our order.

We put our hands together.

"Itadakimasu."

We then ate.

After eating our main meal, we then went on to ice cream.

"Oh, I also heard that you don't like ice cream, Yamada-kun. You don't have to eat any if you don't like it." Korone's dad said.

"Ah, that's not always the case. I just tend to avoid sugary food as much as I can, but I don't mind eating any if it means I don't eat excessively."

Korone then got a scoop out of the ice cream.

"Here, ah!"

I blushed.

"This is an indirect kiss...I'll just use my teeth."

I got the ice cream with my teeth, and then ate it.

"...Oishi."

She giggled.

"I know, right?"

She took a bite.

"Look at our Korone go!" Korone's dad said.

"I never knew my daughter could be romantic!" Korone's mom said.

Korone giggled.

"You're silly, mom."

We laughed.

Afterwards, They drove us back to Korone's apartment.

"That was fun!" Korone said cheerfully as she clung to me.

Her parents giggled.

"We're glad to meet Yamada-kun, and got to know him a bit better." Korone's mom said.

Korone's dad held my shoulder.

"I hope you'll continue to take care of Korone."

I chuckled.

"Don't you even stress it."

I put my arm around Korone's neck

"As long as I'm alive, nobody, and I mean, NOBODY, will treat this girl wrong. I'll protect her with my life."

He laughed.

"I'm glad Yamada-kun also has a brave attitude."

They got inside the car.

"Until next time!" Korone's dad waved.

"See you later, Korone, Yamada-kun!" Korone's mom said.

We waved bye at them.

We then faced each other.

She played with her hair, and I fidgeted with my right leg.

"So..." I said.

"Ne, I got a question, Yamada."

I looked at her.

"Did my parents tell you about our fight?"

I nodded after a few seconds.

"I see..."

We still stood still.

"I feel like I have to do something, but at the same time, I don't know what I should do."

After a while, fuck it. I couldn't think of anything.

"Well, I'll be going now." She said.

I nodded.

She then went inside, but slowed down as she almost got near the entrance.

"Yamada."

I looked at her.

She then ran up to me and hugged me.

"Korone?"

She then released me.

"I just felt like it."

She then went inside.

I giggled a bit.

"Well, I guess I'll go back home."

I waited for a taxi, went to a place near my garage, rode my car to my house, and thought of what I should do.

I sighed.

"I can't watch Botan's stream..."

Kuso.

"Hmm..."

I texted Yagoo.

"Old man, can I shift my members-only stream to 9:00 PM? I don't think I'd like to interfere with Botan's debut."

I then went upstairs, and hanged my clothes on my study desk chair. I was left with boxers only.

I got a text from Yagoo reading "Okay, but only for this time."

YAS!

I put my keys, wallet, phone, and knife to the side for now.

"Hmm..."

I guess I'll sing a little bit of Joji songs.

I got my guitar, and started playing Worldstar Money.

"...I guess I'll play Tetris."

I turned my PC on, alarmed until it was 7:59 PM, put my headphones on, and played Pekora's BGM while playing Tetris in Jstris.

After seeing my phone alarm, I then closed Jstris, and watched Botan's stream. I also superchatted in the middle of the stream with "High spec rion".

Botan's POV

I saw a superchat from Yamada.

"Ah? Yamada-senpai?"

I looked at the superchat.

"10,000 yen?!" I giggled.

That's kinda stupid, and it somehow made me giggle.

Yamada's POV

After the time was 7:55 PM, I put on my clothes, but without the button up shirt, brought my guitar, and then went to HQ.

I then went to the 3D studio, and I was greeted by Tomoko, A-chan, and the other staff members.

"There you are, your stream is about to start." Tomoko came at me with the trackers.

"Sorry. I just really had to be there for my kouhai, you know?"

I saw the staff preparing a chair for me.

"Well, that's that. Now you gotta do your part." Tomoko said.

One of the staff members came nearby and got my guitar.

She inserted the tracker and mic on my head, and I put the tracker on my hands.

Tomoko then put the tracker on my feet, and I put the tracker on my waist.

"There. Time for you to be on stage."

I nodded.

I then got to my place, and the stream started.

"Konnichiwa, madoshis! The Mage of Hololive, Shirazaki Yamada, is here!!!" I clapped.

"Finally...a members-only stream...our time here will be legendary!" 

I put my fist up.

I laughed.

"Anyway! I got a song in mind. Let's sing Worldstar Money by Joji!"

I got the guitar that the staff were holding onto, and one of them prepared a guitar stand.

I then played the chords. It's literally easy...if you know barre chords that is. Though, it doesn't require me to barre everything. I only need to barre 4 strings.

"I looked at you and said.~ Oh oh oh.~"
"Don't hate me.~ Am I crazy?~"
"So tenderly, you watch me burn.~ You watch me burn, oh.~"
"So tell me.~ Am I crazy?~"

"Cause I do.~ Cause I do~"

"Cause I do.~ Cause I do.~"

"Cause I do.~ Cause I do.~"

"Oh.~ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la~ Goddamn.~"
"Oh.~ And I don't wanna die.~ No, I don't wanna die.~ No, I don't wanna die.~"

"Ironically, I did die." I said mentally.

I then stopped the guitar.

"There we go! A pleasant song from Joji to start off the singing stream."

I looked at the chat.

"Ah...In tongues...of course."

"Our man went straight for depression."

"Yamada's crazy...in a way that he UPLOADED 2 RANDOM VIDS IN ONE STREAM, AND NOT ONLY THAT, MADE AN AWESOME RAP AND DID A BULLET MATCH IN CHESS!"

I giggled.

"Well, I wonder what the next song shall be..."

I then thought it up.

"Let's raise this guy's popularity..." I mumbled.

I thought of singing My Bad! - Kid Travis.

I then started singing it.

I then stopped.

I looked at the chat.

"That's a nice song actually."

"MY MAN KNOWS KID TRAVIS?!"

"Ey, we got a Kid Travis supporter here!"

I cleared my voice and did WooHooLad's voice.

"Kid Travis faaaaaaaaaaan heeere!" I laughed.

I looked at the chat.

"Oh man, the chat's going crazy." I laughed.

I hummed Worldstar Money as I looked at the chat.

The chat stabilized, and I saw a lot of comments.

"God's Plan? Sure, I guess I'll do it."

I then played the chords and started singing.

I then stopped.

"Alright...next..."

I got a song in my head.

"Let's do...let's try My Boo x Boo'd Up x Swervin' by William Singe."

I then played the chords and sang.

I then stopped.

I looked at the chat.

"Ay, how many singers is this guy gonna reference?"

"First, Kid Travis, then William Singe? This guy's on a whole nother level."

I giggled.

"Actually...A-chan, can I please have some water?"

"Sure."

She threw the bottle and I catched it with one hand.

I then drank a bit, and put it down to my left side.

"Ah, Nice water."

I then hummed as I looked at the chat.

"Man, I love how there's like 8k viewers in my stream. I really appreciate that. That's more than I actually expected." I smiled.

I looked at the chat more.

I then saw suggestions to play Renai Circulation.

"Renai Circulation? Okay, but I shall challenge myself!" I giggled.

I drank a bit more water just for good measure.

"So...I shall sing in a girl voice, but not just any girl voice. I shall sing in the Hololivers' voices." I giggled.

I translated the same thing in English.

"So, with that said, let's go!"

I cleared my throat.

Yamada: Se no!
Sora: Demo sounan ja dame, mou sonnan ja hora
AZKi: Kokoro wa shinka suru yo motto motto!

*instrumental*

Roboco: Kotoba ni sureba kiechau kankei naraKotoba o keseba ii ya tte
Miko: Omotteta osoreteta Dakedo are? nanka chigau kamo...
Suisei: Senri no michi mo ippo kara! Ishi no you ni katai sonna ishi de
Matsuri: Chiri mo tsumoreba Yamato Nadeshiko?'shi' nuki de iya shinu ki de!

Mel: Fuwafuwari fuwafuwaru Anata ga namae o yobu Sore dake de Chuu e ukabu
Fubuki: Fuwafuwaru fuwafuwari Anata ga waratte iru Sore dake de Egao ni naru

Aki: Kami-sama arigatou Unmei no itazura demo
Haato: Meguriaeta koto ga Shiawase na no 

Aqua: Demo sonnan ja dame Mou sonnan ja hora
Shion: Kokoro wa shinka suru yo Motto motto
Ayame: Sou sonnan ja ya da Nee sonnan ja mada
Choco: Watashi no koto mitete ne Zutto zutto

Subaru: Watashi no naka no anata hodo Anata no naka no watashi no sonzai wa 
Mio: Madamada ookikunai koto mo Wakatteru keredo
Okayu: Ima kono onaji shunkan Kyouyuu shiteru jikkan
Korone: Chiri mo tsumoreba Yamato Nadeshiko! Ryakushite? chiri-tsumo Yamato Nadeko!

Pekora: Kurakurari kurakuraru Anata o miagetara Sore dake de Mabushisugite
Rushia: Kurakuraru kurakurari Anata o omotte iru Sore dake de Tokete shimau

Flare: Kami-sama arigatou Unmei no itazura demo
Noel: Meguriaeta koto ga Shiawase na no

Marine: KO I SU RU KI SE TSU WA YO KU BA RI Circulation
Kanata: KO I SU RU KI MO CHI WA YO KU BA RI Circulation
Towa: KO I SU RU HI TO MI WA YO KU BA RI Circulation
Luna: KO I SU RU O TO ME WA YO KU BA RI Circulation

*disc scratch noises with mouth*

Yamada: Fuwafuwari fuwafuwaru Anata ga namae o yobu Sore dake deChuu e ukabu
Yamada: Fuwafuwaru fuwafuwari Anata ga waratte iru Sore dake deEgao ni naru

Sora: Kami-sama arigatou
AZKi: Unmei no itazura demo
Roboco: Meguriaeta koto ga
Miko: Shiawase na no

*instrumental*

Suisei: Demo sonnan ja dame
Matsuri: Mou sonnan ja hora
Mel: Kokoro wa shinka suru yo Motto motto
Fubuki: Sou sonnan ja ya da
Aki: Nee sonnan ja mada
Haato: Nee sonnan ja mada

I then coughed hard in the end.

"Yo, what the fuck? My throat hurts a frickin' lot!"

A-chan laughed.

"Water!"

I coughed and teared up a bit while drinking water.

"There we go."

I coughed a bit.

"Let's relax, Jesus. My throat hurts trying to be a girl. Probably around 5 minutes or so." I laughed. 

I played some guitar while I was resting.

"Before I start singing again, let me just do a little bit of something."

I got my phone out and minimized the volume greatly, got the music video of Jerk It Out, and skipped it to the best part. I then put it back to max volume.

I then played the intro on the guitar.

"LET'S GO!"

I then played it on my phone, and headbanged.

I then stopped after 5 seconds.

"Okay, enough messing around." I laughed.

I looked at my guitar.

"So...what shall I sing next?"

I looked at the chat.

"..."

I then thought of playing a bit of Wonderwall to pass the time.

I hummed it as I played the chords of the guitar.

"WONDERWALL?!"

"Ey, Yamada's a big deal if he can play Wonderwall, yo."

"Cries in tears of happiness"

I giggled.

"Um...mind if I pick the song, madoshis?" I said in English and Japanese.

"SURE."

"Anything you sing is pleasant to the ears, mate."

"Finish Wonderwall."

I giggled as I looked at the chat.

"I'll shall sing Heaven by Bryan Adams."

I then played the chords, but I sang in a relaxed voice.

I then stopped.

"That actually sounded more pleasant than I thought." I giggled.

I looked at the chat.

"Ah yes, his chillax voice."

"Yo, we gotta give this type of Yamada a name."

"That was just 5% of his power, fellow madoshis."

I laughed.

"So um...I actually had this weird thought."

I put the guitar on the stand for now.

"Since I'm a part of Hololive, I wonder what it would be like if I sang Shiny Smily Story in a male voice." I laughed.

I then translated it into English.

I looked at the chat.

"BEST GIRL YAMADA!"

"BUT WHAT ABOUT YAGOO?!"

"BEST GIRL YAGOO AND YAMADA!"

"Yagoo: There can be only one."

I giggled.

"Well, if that's the case, then I shall sing it!" I laughed.

I cleared my throat.

"A-chan. Mind playing the instrumental?"

She nodded.

I then started singing.

Honestly, I do feel weird, but I mean, it's a new thing, so...

I then stopped singing.

"Eyy! I'm done. That was weird." I laughed.

I looked at the chat.

"When a boy sings Shiny Smily Story, but it's Yamada."

"That was a new experience. Feels weird, but I'm sure I'll get more used to it."

"I honestly liked it."

"Oh, you guys liked that?" I asked.

"You know, now that I think about it, it actually sounded nice."

"BEST GIRL YAMADA."

"Huh, so that's what Shiny Smily Story sounds like when it's sung by a man. Sounds neat."

I giggled.

"Well, let's continue with the singing stream, minna!"

I then sang other songs, and the stream ended when it was 10:03 PM, since the stream hit 59 minutes, but I decided to do one more song just for good measure. The last song was...

"Okay, so to finish off the stream, let's do one more song..."

I then got my guitar, and beatboxed some toms.

I then played some chords on my guitar.

Chat's POV

"Oh no..."

"Seriously? Our boy's gotta do that to us?"

"Can't believe we just got rick rolled lmao."

"NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN."

Yamada's POV

I then sang through the whole song.

I then stopped and laughed.

"You all just got rick rolled!" I said in English.

I put my guitar on the stand and stood up.

"So, madoshis! That's it for the 3D singing stream! I hope you all liked that!" I waved at the camera.

I then pointed at the camera and started speaking in English.

"I went undercover and seen some memes in Reddit. I also saw some quality content in Youtube about my clips, and I'm ready to comment on each of those. I hope you all are ready to see a shitload of memes, clips, and everything that I shall show in Hololive Review, mudafuckas!" I laughed.

I started speaking in Japanese.

"Dewa, that's my time for now. I'll see you all tomorrow! Byeeee, my madoshiiiiiis!"

The stream then ended.

Everybody clapped.

"That was fun!" I laughed.

"Well, it's time to return everything." Tomoko walked up to me and got rid of my tracker and mic on my head.

I took off my tracker on my hips and hand, and she got rid of the ones on my feet.

The staff gave me my guitar back with the case.

"Well, take care, Yamada." Tomoko adjusted her glasses.

"Oh yeah, I got a suggestion, Yamada." A-chan said.

"Hmm?"

"Should you become a moderator in r/Hololive?"

"That's exactly what I was gonna ask Yagoo after this." I said.

"Oh, you want to become a moderator, Yamada?" Tomoko asked.

I nodded.

"Well, I shall accompany you."

"Arigatou."

We then went out, and I went into Yagoo's office.

"Old man!"

"Yagoo. You're with Tomoko-san."

"Doesn't matter!"

I then put my guitar on the wall, got a chair, and sat near his desk.

"Listen, I wanna become a moderator in the subreddit!"

"Hmm? Is that official? You will have to peek back and forth in Reddit if that's the case."

"I know, but...you know how it is. I'm similar to Coco, and I'd like to interact more with my fans." I said.

"Hmm...sure, but we're gonna have to make your account official. You go under an alias, don't you?"

I nodded.

My alias is "Ilikepoop103".

"You're gonna have to make a new account though."

He turned his laptop towards me.

"Here. Sign up for a new account, and you're in."

I nodded.

"I'll take care of you being a moderator. Just make the account." Tomoko said.

"Arigatou-gozaimasu!"

I then typed in reddit, and signed up for a new account. My username shall be "Yamadaphucka."

Tomoko deadpanned at the laptop.

"Are you sure you wanna make that your username?"

I nodded and laughed.

"Huh? Let me see that username..."

Yagoo came around, and deadpanned at it.

"...Yamada?"

"Yeah?"

"...Is that really gonna be your official Hololive reddit username?"

"Yup!"

He sighed.

"Well, I can't really cut your freedom." He giggled nervously.

"Arigatou, Old man!"

I then filled in the rest of the details, and it was done.

"There we go!"

Tomoko then took over

"I shall take care of the flairs, moderator transitioning, profile, and others. You may go now." Tomoko said as she typed it in.

"Well, I was gonna look at my papers, so I guess Tomoko-san can take care of that. Take care, Yamada. Watch yourself. Gifted brats may come and screw you up."

I chuckled.

"Who do you think you're talking to, Old man?"

"A fighter." He giggled.

"Well, bye!" I waved as I went outside.

I then went outside the building, and drove to the garage.

I ten went home with my guitar at hand.

"Hmm...the others are not in danger, right?" I thought to myself.

I mean, they're still wearing that necklace, right? They still remember it, right?

"You're being paranoid. Don't worry. They all still remember the necklaces."

I sighed in relief.

"Well, I was worrying over nothing."

I then got to my house, put my shoes on the shoe rack, went upstairs, put my guitar back, and put my clothes in the laundry, leaving my boxers.

"Well, I guess I'll go sleep now."

I then put my glasses on my study desk table, and went to bed.

I then heard a notification on my phone.

"Oh?"

I checked it.

It was an unknown number.

I squinted.

 "This is Tomoko, Yamada. I wonder, what would you like for a post for the first time joining the subreddit?"

I then texted "I HAS COME TO THE HONRY!...Wait, this is the official Hololive subreddit. NEVERMIND! I HAS COME FOR MY MADOSHIS!"

Tomoko's POV

I deadpanned at it.

"I may not be the best in English, but isn't that horny?"

I then texted "Shall I correct horny?"

"No. Just copy every character in the text."

I sighed.

"Minato's son sure is a weirdo." I chuckled.

"Wakarimashita." I replied.

I then continued with my business.

Yamada's POV

I then went to sleep as I put my phone aside with an alarm of 6:20 AM.

Yamada-sensei's POV

I then checked up on Choco and Aqua.

"Choco? Aqua?"

I saw them organizing our gakuseis' profiles and tracking their progress.

"We're almost done organizing everything, and we're just making the charts." Choco said.

"I see..." I said.

"Well, it'll be interesting to see where this'll go." Aqua said.

"Yeah-"

I stumbled a bit from light-headedness.

"Woah!"

Aqua tried to catch me, but I stood up.

"Is it because of the others?"

"Well, yeah. This is one of the moments where my LF has been drained a lot. Especially because I have to keep people like Miko from being affected a lot by their chronic illnesses."

"Don't push yourself too hard, okay?" Choco said.

"Heh. I have a pool of 5000. I consider it a threat if I'm around 100."

"But still..." Aqua said.

"Don't worry about it."

I patted her head.

I also went to Choco and patter her head.

"I'll be going to sleep." I said as I got out of the room.

"Have a nice sleep!" They waved.

I waved back.

I then made a portal to my room, stripped myself until I only had boxers left, and lied in bed while sighing.

"...It's time for me to bear the responsibility of a sensei..."

I smiled.

"Yamada-sensei...I bet you're happy about this."

I faced to my left, and slept.

The next day~

I woke up the next day after hearing my alarm.

I opened my eyes.

"Well, it's 6:20 now."

I then slowly sat up, stopped the alarm, and got my glasses.

I went to my channel, and wondered if Tomoko took care of the videos?

Turns out she did take care of it, and it showed a countdown before it's released. It'll be released on 5:30 PM. I also saw my sub count.

"Huh. 201k subs now, ey?"

Man, I've gotten a huge fuckin' boost. The stonks just go up and down, mate.

"Well, time to have breakfast."

I stretched a bit, and went downstairs with my phone as I played music. 

I played Pekora's BGM while cooking myself 2 fried eggs, and heating up water. I also shuffle danced while I was cooking.

I then got coffee, eggs, an apple, and bacon. I also stopped the music.

"Itadakimasu!"

I then had my breakfast.

After having my breakfast, and washing the dishes, I then went and took a shower.

I dried myself, got new boxers, and looked at my phone.

"Yamada, if possible, wanna have lunch with me?"

Well, it has been a while since I had some time alone with my Old Man.

"Sure. Your treat?"

"Yup."

"Btw, did you get any sleep? It was around 9 PM when I talked with you."

"Yes, but I think I'd like to rest more."

"Welp, good luck, Old man. What time should I go there?"

"Around 12 PM."

"Got it. Bye, Old man."

I then put my phone aside.

"Well..."

Time to kill time and stream my superchat reading afterwards.

I put my NES back down in the basement beside my SNES, went up to my room, and did some Manhunt training in Minecraft. I also changed the title of my superchat reading and added a new stream called "I'm late to the party, BUT LET'S FVCKIN GO!!!!" with a thumbnail of a deadpanning Yamada like Kazuma prior to doing all these.

After it was almost 9:00 AM, I prepared OBS, and I started the stream.

 "Ohayou-gozaimasu!!!! The Mage of Hololive, Shirazaki Yamada, is here!" I slowly clapped.

"So! We're almost done with all the superchats!"

I looked at my streams.

"Fuck it. We're still not done." I laughed and slammed my desk.

"Anyway! Let's get to superchat reading! Oh, and also, I think you all know about my 200k subs milestone. Thank you so much, minna! I shall give you all a reward for letting your mage reach this many madoshis in a short amount of time, and I shall host a celebration party...this evening on 6:00 PM." I laughed.

"Your boy's got some stuff to do around noontime, but I promise that the stream will take more than an hour, and, like in the thumbnail, I shall be doing some chess matches and some 'Manhunt' training." I laughed.

"Hontouni. 200k subs in 2 weeks? Jesus, I never knew I'd grow that fast." I laughed.

I then read all the superchats.

"...Wait 3x."

I looked at the superchats.

"I HAD LOTS OF RED SUPERCHATS?! HOLY CRAP!" I laughed.

"Man. Am I gonna be the most superchatted male Vtuber?...Nah, no way in hell." I laughed.

"I'm not gonna go for that. That's a very ambitious goal. Besides, I'm really fine without the red superchats. You all can keep your money, but I ain't gonna force you all if you really want to superchat."

I continued reading all the superchats.

I then thought I should stop now, since it has reached 1 hour.

"Alright! So, we're already at the end of the stream, but before I end the stream, here's the little surprise for my madoshis..."

I opened FL studio, and opened the project called "That's My Name." It was the rap that I composed and finished in 5 minutes.

"So...here we go..."

I then played the instrument and held in my breath.

"I'm influenced by Filthy Frank, so if you think I'm crazy,~""Think again. It's for the sake of entertainment. Charlie Chaplin.~""'Cept it's not the classics. *short pause* I just keep my actions silent.~""Cause while you're standing guard, I come up like an assassin.~"

I clapped and laughed.

"That's a sneak peek at one of my songs for my upcoming EP."

I then started speaking in English.

"GO WILD IN THE CHAT IF Y'ALL ARE HYPE AS FUCK FOR MY EP!!!!"

The chat then went wild.

"I CAN IMAGINE THE BARS ALREADY BEING SPITTED!"

"Man, our boi's spitting some bars there."

"Bruh, can't wait to actually order the EP. I'm ready to pre-order that hot stuff once it's announced."

"ME NEED EP OF YAMADA!"

"Yo, that beat is simple but HARD AF."

I laughed.

"Madoshis! I can't wait until I get all of the songs released. I'm still in the process of writing. Anyway, that's it for the stream! I hope you all will have quality content in Hololive Review." I said as I pounded my right hand on my left hand when I said "quality content in Hololive Review." 

"Bye! I hope you all will be looking forward to my upcoming EP and the next stream!"

I then ended the stream.

"Alright! Time to start writing more for my EP."

I then thought back to that introduction rap I made.

"Let's continue writing."

I went into the "EP" folder, and opened my introduction rap notepad.

I then started writing.

Verse:
"I got inside the Hololive building, and went right inside the audition room. Turns out that I was the only guy.~""A girl went up my face. She said 'Ne, it's Holostars you're looking for, not Hololive.' 'Gomennasai, I'll walk out, alright?'""*very short pause* As I went to the door, I was greeted by Yagoo. After a bit of chatting, he said 'You're in. It's final.~""We were all in awe. Everybody dropped jaws at my admission. Well, I'm in, even without having to audition.~" 

"*pause* I rode on my Suzuki GSX R600, then thought of Fubuki.~"
"So when I arrived home, I went and watched her streaming.~" 
"Man, I can't wait for recording for my madoshis.~"

"Oh jeez. The responsibility is on me.~"
"Gotta balance time so I can talk with all my relatives.~"
"My classmates said I wouldn't be shit. Well then, watch me!~"
"I'll prove you all wrong with what's called 'Character Development.'"

"Irrelevant? Maybe, but see me flexing talents. See, Competitive? Maybe, but they couldn't (decadent) be me.~" 
"Malevolent? No. That's the past me, I moved on. Magnificent? Yes. That's a fact in the bag, son."

"But it's all in my head. Don't know if they'll say I'm bad. I better be a treasure to the fans in Hololive. I'm not after the cold cheddar. What is on my mind is what I do. So I'll do it all. That's what I gotta do.~" 

"*pause* It's time to get to debuting. So I gotta set up OBS for Vtubing."
"Made a couple streams, and it seems they're amused. Man, I used to have nothing. Now I suddenly feel enthused. So I'll-~" 

"-Do crazy content for the viewers at home.~ Get them in the zone, make them laugh, giving them my all.~" 
"Used to brawl and be alone, Now I got myself a throne. So I'll make myself at home, streaming with the girls and bros.~"

I then stopped typing.

"Hmm..." 

1: I have some writer's block while writing this, so this took like 8 minutes while writing, and 2: I think I'll leave this as the song. Dunno if I'll revise something, but I'll go start making the beat.

I then rapped over the notepad in acapella, and then after finishing it, I then thought of Hail Mary by Tupac.

"Hmm...the legend has brought me an inspiration."

I got my 61 key MIDI Keyboard, and started finding the chords of Hail Mary. 

The tempo is 88 bpm.

I then played Dm for 2 bars, Am for 1 bar, and F for 1 bar.

I then made the drums.

I also thought of the bass as I played, and recorded the bass.

"There we go. It just took around a minute or two and we got the beat." I laughed.

"Man, am I doing something wrong here?" I giggled.

"Well, that's just how I compose, so nah. Besides, there are some hit songs that were literally written in 5 minutes, so I'm really okay with this." I shrugged.

I might revise later on though. Keyword: Might.

I then killed some time by mixing the beat, and then playing some 3 minute chess games.

I then went to Reddit, prepared OBS, and started streaming.

"Ohayou! The Mage of Hololive, Shirazaki Yamada, is here, for the epic Hololive Review!" I clapped.

"I don't wanna talk too much! I know what you all came for, and I know what I came for. IT'S THE MEMES, THE CLIPS, AND EVERYTHING THAT CAN GIVE YOU LAUGHS!" I laughed.

"With that said, let's get to the memes!"

I then searched up a meme.

I laughed as I put the meme up.

"Oh man."

The meme was this:

"The virgin Hololiver: Uploads random videos in months
  The chad Yamada: Literally uploaded 2 videos straight in a day"

I giggled.

I translated the meme in Japanese.

"Oh, for those of you that are not updated, which is a bit unlikely, check my channel. I had two videos. One is called 'Momosuzu Nene Rap' and the other is '1 minute blitz chess game.'"

"But I don't think you guys will have time for that, so let's check the top comment of the post."

Comment of the post: "And not only that, he sacrificed a bishop to win, while making meme material on the last video. What an absolute madlad."

I clapped and laughed.

"Let's go to the next meme!" I said as I clapped while saying 'next meme.'

I then showed a clip from reddit.

"I see Yamada is a man of culture ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
  *video*"

I laughed.

"Oh man..."

I played it and held my face in cringe.

It was that time in my Filipino Singing Stream where I accidentally blurted "Nice tits".

"...*groan* Oh my god, I'm surprised Ol-Yagoo didn't scold me about that." I laughed.

I translated the caption.

"Um...but I'll just say my honest opinion and confess. Yes, I did look at it, and yes, I was turned on, but no, I didn't fap." I laughed.

"Enough perverted moments! Top comment of the post is...?"

Comment of the post: "Sauce?"

I laughed hard.

I then cleared my throat.

"Next! Memu!"

I then showed another meme.

"When Yamada just gave a sneak peak of his EP"

I giggled and clapped.

I translated the meme in Japanese.

"Good one." I licked my lips.

"Top comment of the post is...?"

Comment of the post: "The flow of that was like Logic and Eminem, and I fvckin love them both."

"Man, y'all better be ready to blast those tunes once Yagoo has announced its official release."

I beatboxed the intro of "Pick up lines in Japanese 101" vid from Filthy Frank, and then said "NEXT. MEMUUUUUU!" afterwards.

The next was a clip.

"So basically, here's a compilation of Yamada's losses and wins against Suisei (You all already know who's the victor)"

I translated the caption.

It then showed the end of all the tetris matches we did. It's basically a Suisei screaming compilation.

I especially laughed hard at the end because Suisei sighed in defeat and raged.

I slammed my desk a lot, and especially hard.

"Oh man!" I wiped my tears.

I then slowly went back to normal.

"Desk-kun, gomen. Oh jeez, that was a good compilation." I laughed.

"Top comment of the post is...?"

Comment of the post: "Yamada gives us satisfaction in victory, overtook Suisei's throne as Tetris god, while giving us cute Suisei screams. We don't deserve him, boys."

I laughed and clapped.

"Next meme! Next! Meme!"

I then saw the UHC.

"So fun fact here: The tag #UHC was actually #2 trending on Twitter. We got to see quality fighting here, boys!"

It then showed me wrestling with Kanata.

"Oh yeah." I laughed.

"For those of you that don't understand, basically I said in the debut that there should be UHC which stands for 'Ultimate Hololive Championship' which is a reference to the popular MMA sport called 'UFC.'"

"Well, I shall teach you all what went through my brain. I shall educate you guys in some fighting."

I cleared my throat.

I then started explaining everything as to what I was thinking.

"So basically, I just hugged her as much as I could while making sure I locked onto her with my legs, and kept my grip good. I also held back a bit to make sure her neck wouldn't break when I choked her..."

Wait, that sounded so wrong.

"Okay, translators. Please don't let them take it the other way."

Too late. Oversea fans are absolute degenerates like me. It doesn't matter what I say.

"W-Well, let's get to the top comment of the post!"

Comment of the post: "Iiiiiiiittttssssss.....TTTIIIIIIIMMMMEEEEE!!!! One round in the UHC Lightweight division!"

I then said that with Chris Buffer's voice.

"Alright. Next. Memu!"

It was the monster vs human meme.

"Basically the chat in Yamada's member stream in a nutshell."

I laughed.

I explained the meme in Japanese.

"True, but we all know who the real best girl is. It's not me, it's YAGOO! Top comment of the post...?"

Comment of the post: "Both? Both. Both is good."

I laughed.

I then clapped twice.

"Next meme!"

I then showed the next meme.

"Oh sweet lord." I laughed.

"Yamada will translate the memes in Japanese, and he watches Filthy Frank: Panik
  Yamada doesn't actually swear like a certain dragon in his last Hololive Review: Kalm
  It doesn't mean he won't possibly swear in this Hololive Review: PANIK"

I laughed.

"Ey, just be thankful I ain't swearing that much in English right now." I laughed.

I then translated the meme into Japanese.

"Top comment of the post is this!"

Comment of the post: "So be it. A swearing american dragon + A mage that swears in Tagalog saying "amp" is better than just a dragon."

I laughed.

"Tangina. Hindi lang 'amp.'  Pwede yung 'punyeta', 'titi', 'puwet', 'Tangina', 'Puta', 'Bwisit', 'Bobo', ' Gago', 'Tanga', 'Sunog baga', 'Mukha kang uod', at iba pa, mga gunggong! And I just added something clip-worthy." I laughed.

"So anyway...!"

I clapped.

"MEME IS NEXT!"

I then showed another meme.

"Yamada surprisisingly looks sexy doing the Marine Pose."

It was from my 3D Debut stream.

I laughed like hell.

"I mean, you gotta be confident when you pose!" I pounded my chest.

"You gotta be tough and not lose face when you do something like that!" I giggled.

I then explained the meme.

"Top comment of the post!"

Comment of the post: "Man, I think the staff are lucky to see dat ass of his. Philippines ass."

I laughed.

"Alright. Let's get to the next meme!" I clapped twice as I said that.

Next meme was from the Earthbound stream.

"I shall call Pokey as Piggy from now on." The caption read.

"Piggy: *exists*
  Yamada: *Swears in Cebuano and Tagalog*"

I laughed.

"It's very true though. I despise Piggy. He may just be a character, but it pisses me off so much." I laughed.

I explained the meme.

"Top comment of the post...?"

Comment of the post: "Yamada: So you're Giygas's right hand...piggy."

I clapped and laughed.

"Well then..."

I clapped twice.

"NEXT. MEME!"

Next was a clip from my 3D member stream

"You just got "
 *video*

I clapped once.

"Got em!" I laughed.

I explained the meme in case nobody gets what a "Rick Roll" is.

"Top comment of the post is...?"

Comment of the post: "Oh god, he's singing it. Somebody help me, or else I'll sing along with hi-WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE."

I clapped twice.

"Next. Meme!"

I then showed another meme.

"Toxic fans and antis: *exists*
  Others: *does measures to prevent it, and kindly asks them to go away*
  Yamada: *video*"

It's STFU - Pink Guy.

I clapped and laughed while playing the video.

I then paused it.

I then explained the captions.

"Yeah. Shut the fuck up. We're just trying to have a good time here, and then you come here and be a party pooper. Sit down and be humble. But anyway, top comment of the post is this!"

Comment of the post: "Our ex-delinquent mage can't be this filthy."

I clapped.

"NEXT! MOTHERFRICKING! MEME!"

"I'm expecting a Shit Hololive Review collab." The captions read.

I love pulling shit from my ass.

I clapped once.

"I-Uh-Coco! If you're watching this, we should give the fans the good shit and have a Shit Hololive Review!" I clapped while giggling.

Comment of the post: "Coco: Ohayou, motherfuckers! Yamada: Magandang Umaga, mga gago!"

"Let's get to the next memu!"

I then showed another meme.

"Yamada: *Enters Minecraft*
  Girls: RED LIGHT!"

And the picture shows all of the POVs of the girls that streamed in Minecraft.

"True actually." I laughed.

"I don't even know why they froze. I did see some clips in Youtube, and they literally froze in place. It was also weird because Watame did that gangimari face but she wasn't smiling."

I then explained the meme.

"Top comment of the post!"

Comment of the post: "Yamada, I don't feel so good..."

I clapped and laughed.

"Next! Meme!"

It was the doge meme.

"Yamada when Joji isn't around: Buff doge
  Yamada when Joji appeared on camera: Cheems"

I laughed.

"I will admit. I was so goddamn happy to talk with Joji. It was an absolute dream of mine!" I giggled.

I explained the meme.

"Top. Comment. Of. The. POST!"

Comment of the post: "Yamada is a true Joji fan. You can tell because he did dark lord Ochinchin's impression in that minecraft surprise stream."

I laughed hard and slammed my desk.

"Well then...!"

I clapped.

"Next. Meme!"

It was the spiderman pointing meme, but there were 4 of them.

"The 1st Uno match that Yamada did with the Holostars basically. P.S. I'm happy Yamada showed some love to Holostars, especially with our son."

"I got a 7!"
"Me too!"
"Bruh, I got a 7 too."
"Fools. I have a 7 as well!"

I laughed and clapped.

"Oh man, true." I laughed.

"That was a crazy game!" I giggled.

I then explained the meme.

"Top comment of the post?"

Comment of the post: "Like damn, that was the hardest I've ever laughed in my entire life. Who knew our mage had 4 up his ass and dominated that game?"

I laughed.

"So, sadly, we gotta finish off with one more meme, since we gotta look at some clips and all that!"

I clapped.

"FINAL. MEMU!!!"

The meme was basically how every Hololive member treats Yagoo vs me.

"YAGOO! TEME!!" Pekora said.

"Hey! Best Girl Yagoo is here! Everybody give him a round of applause!" I said.

I laughed.

"I mean, what do you expect? He took care of me. Of course I love my Old Man Yagoo." I laughed.

"Top comment of the pooooost!~"

Comment of the post: "Remember guys, Best Girl Yagoo accompanied him in his darkest times. Be like Yagoo."

I laughed and clapped.

"So, sadly, our meme journey has come to an end. We shall now look at all the cockery you all made in Youtube." I laughed.

As I was switching to Youtube, Yagoo then typed "Thanks for that compliment, Yamada."

"Yagoo? Oi, you got enough sleep, right? Old Man?" I giggled.

"Well, I hope you did, because I can't have my Old ma-Yagoo passing out."

I then looked for my clips.