"Good morning! The Mage of Hololive, Shirazaki Yamada, is here! Today, I'm gonna do superchat reading, but not just a normal superchat reading where I read yesterday's reading. There's a reason why I put the date for it from 12 to 16. I'm gonna look at all of your superchats from the debut stream to the last stream I made." I clapped.

"I'm gonna go through so much." I laughed.

I got a slice of bread and spread cheese on it.

"I remember that in my debut, I got like around 5 superchats, but nowadays, it easily surpasses 20." I laughed and clapped.

I then ate the bread.

"Anyway, let's go to my debut stream."

I sighed.

"Hopefully it won't be cringey like how the girls react when they look at their older vids." I groaned and then laughed.

I then looked at the first few seconds, and I paused the video.

"Actually, it wasn't as cringey as I expected." I laughed.

I then looked at the superchats.

"Okay, so the first in the list is Korone Viru-"

I heard sirens.

"Huh...I think I gotta deal with this one real quick. I swear I'm not a criminal, minna." I laughed.

"Chotto matte. I'll be back."

I then got rid of my headphones, and went to my doorstep. I also brought my cup noodles and put it on my dining table for a bit.

I sighed.

Officer Haru's definitely gonna scold me this time. 

I opened the door.

"Officer Haru?"

He and his buddy went in.

"You do know what I'm gonna say, right?"

I sighed and nodded slowly.

"You went over the speed limit." He facepalmed.

He faced his buddy.

"Daisuke, can you protect the car?"

He nodded.

"Young man, make sure not to break the speed limit again, okay?"

...Wait, what? I thought I get 3 strikes, and I'm out? WAIT, WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

"Gomennasai, officer."

He then went to the car.

Is it just me, or is this deja vu...?

"*sigh* Just because you're Minato's lil' boy, doesn't mean you can get off the hook. This is your 2nd strike. One more, and I'm gonna have to take this to court, okay?"

I was seriously surprised, but I had to keep it natural. Palmolive natural.~

"Okay. I understand, Officer Haru."

"Remember, I'm your Old man Haru."

"Nah, I need to respect an officer of the law."

We laughed.

"Jaa, see you next time!" He waved.

I waved.

I then closed the door.

"...So...what the fuck was that?" I said to myself.

How did he forget that time?

"Dunno. I don't think it's my fault." Yamada-sensei whistled.

I then had a flashback to that time when he told me about my handkerchief about my 3D debut.

"So it was you!"

"You thought he forgot it, demo...KONO YAMA-DA!"

"THAT'S THE SHITIEST JOJO IMPRESSION I'VE EVER HEARD! YOU COULD'VE GONE MORE CREATIVE! PLUS THAT MEANS SOMETHING LIKE 'IT WAS THE MOUNTAIN!'"

"Sorry, just felt like it." He laughed.

"Why do that though? If you're the same as me, don't we follow the '3-strike rule' that dad made, no matter what?"

"Well, normally we would...but that legitimately would've shook the fucking earth. People will lose their shit figuratively and literally, not gonna lie. It was an absolute emergency."

"Honestly, Hololive is stonks right now."

I mean, 3-5 million subs may not be a lot, but bring in 1 million, and you'll see how big 3-5 million really is. It's not really easy to attract at least 500 people.

"Anyway, I slowed down time greatly. 2 minutes : 1 second. You better hurry to your stream."

"O-Oh yeah. I gotta go now!"

He then left my mind.

I got the water heater, unplugged it, poured it on my cup noodles with the seasoning on it, threw the trash, and washed my hands. I also brought a fork with me.

I then went upstairs, and into my room. I put on my headphones and adjusted the mic back.

"Sorry guys. Ano..."

What should I say? I took Korone to work? I drove too fast in the streets?

"You see guys...well, this is kinda funny to say, but..." I giggled.

I think I'll lie about something entirely different.

"Well, there has been some criminal activity near this area of mine, and the police were wondering if I knew some spots where there was crime, and I kindly said no. He then asked me if he knew anybody that was involved in a crime, and I also said no. Don't worry guys, I'm an expert with weapons and close quarter combat. I can take care of myself." I giggled.

I heard the car go away.

"Oh? It seems they're going away now. Bye, officers!" I giggled.

"Dewa, the first is Korone Virus. Arigatou!"

"Got a question, Yamada-sensei. Is this a reference to the root universe?"

"Absolutely. Only those that know about coronavirus would find it funny. Others? Nah."

"Hmm, wakatta. LDR Relationships be damned...Lockdown Relationships. *clap* Gottem!"

"You fucking bastard, that was funny."

We laughed mentally.

I then continued reading superchats. Though, I was already on my other streams.

I did see some inappropriate names, but I just paraphrased it.

"So this one is from Pink guy. Arigatou!" I laughed.

I also saw strange names.

"Next is from...Sora the Troll?! NANI?!"

I then remembered to that "Bitch made Pasta" vid by Haato.

"Oh yeah, Sora watches Hololive as well." I laughed.

"So, I got a question for Sora-sensei...what color is your underwear?" I laughed.

I then got a superchat form Sora the Troll saying, "It's black."

I laughed even harder and clapped.

"That's nice! You at least got underwear. I'm just wearing boxers." I laughed.

"Anyway, let's continue!" I clapped.

I continued reading superchats.

After a while, 1 hour has passed already, and no, not a Jojo reference. Yamada-sensei's LF would absolutely be drained from that, despite having 5k LF.

"Dewa, that's the superchat reading! Jeez, my debut stream had like around 5, and then it exploded to like 15 a video after. I am really grateful to everyone that supported me till this day. Expect more streams to come, and thank you for coming to my stream everybody!"

I then did a Pink guy voice.

"Thanks for watching the stream, b0ss!" I laughed.

"Bye, everybody!!!"

I then stopped the stream.

"Welp, looks like I'm gonna be a bit late for my stream."

Just to give a bit of a rundown of how Yamada streams. His streams may appear on time in Holotools, but his streams actually start 1-2 minutes prior to the time he is supposed to stream. Strange, right? 

I quickly went to cook rice. I made sure to wash the rice cooker so that there's no more residue anymore, and luckily it was soft. Unlike the hard residue you'd usually get...

I then got rice.

"Hmm...I'm gonna have to buy rice later."

I also have to buy cheese, watermelon, and stuff for the buko salad. I also remembered the beer.

"*sigh*Another time, beer."

I remember back to that time in the Philippines when I'd drink Red Horse Beer...good times man. I'm actually craving for that right now, but I shook it off.

I put 1 cup of rice in the rice cooker, rinsed it 3 times, and put water on it one more time, without using my finger to measure it, and cooked it. Yes, I have Filipino blood in me, but I don't measure with my middle finger.

I then thought of Babalu. Man, those were funny times. 

I went upstairs and then I recorded the stream, but I decided to do something different.

"Hello everybody. The Mage of Hololive, Shirazaki Yamada, is here!" I clapped.

"So uh...this is awkward." I laughed.

"I did put in my schedule that this would be member-only, but I do really want everybody to listen to the music I make." I giggled.

"I think Yagoo is gonna scold me for this one." I laughed.

"Sorry Yagoo, but I think I'll have to do a member-only stream for another stream." I giggled.

"So, anyway, what could be a good song to make a cover of..."

I then thought of Will he by Joji.

"Actually, how about we take a step back and go to Joji's first album, 'In Tongues.' I think I'll make Will he by Joji."

I then searched for the melody and chords.

After about 1 and a half minutes of searching, I found it.

"Okay, so...let's go start making it, shall we?"

I then recorded it.

I then got Izotope vinyl and lo-fied it a bit.

I also searched online for a jukebox startup sound so I could apply it in the background. I then lo-fied it very much. A bit of wear, made it sound like it was around 1960, and a bit of mechanical noise.

I then got a kick, a clap, a hat and an 808.

I then made the drum pattern. I made sure the hats sounded low.

"Okay, so I got those done, but I wonder what I could do for that scratching sound effect? Hmm..."

I then remembered there was some sandpaper that me and my dad had.

"Ooh! I have sandpaper! Lemme go get it real quick!"

I went to the basement, and got two pieces of sandpaper.

I then scratched it onto each other while walking back to my room, making sure to watch my step as well.

"I guess this'll suffice."

I then got back on my seat.

"So, let's record it on beat."

I played the metronome, and recorded it. The secret here is to scratch a bit earlier than you think at some times. That way, you don't have to edit that much. There's always the handy slicer in case things don't go your way though.

I then played it back.

"It actually was on time! I'm keeping this!"

What a miracle. 

I then recorded the backing vocals on it. Gonna tell you, it was kinda tedious, because it happens for almost the entire track. I also did the adlibs. I listened to Will he by Joji for reference.

"And there we go! Now, let's go mix it!"

I left the 808 to its devices. I lo-fied the clap greatly with a low pass filter, added more "oomf" to the kick, added a bit of reverb on the backing vocals, lowered the volume of the sandpaper, and added reverb on the piano with a bit of equalizer so that it doesn't sound too bassy. I also lowered the mids of the hats, since it sounded kinda sharp to my ears.

I then played the whole track and sang for 16 bars.

"Wooh! Let's go! This is looking terrific!" I laughed.

My stomach grumbled.

"Oh gosh, I'm quite hungry." I laughed.

I took a piece of bread.

"Let's take a break for a while, shall we? My brain's kinda drained." I laughed.

No shit. I mean, take what happened in Mr. Weeaboo's lair into consideration, and it makes sense why my brain is drained.

"So, I got a question for everybody. How's everybody doing? Are you doing fine? Do you feel stressed? Is Hololive making you happy? Am I making you guys happy?" I said in English and in Japanese.

I then looked at the chat. It was kinda wholesome.

I then read some comments.

"Just hearing your voice for a second is enough to heal me." 

"I'm doing fine. A bit stressed, but fine nonetheless."

"I'm doing good, Yamada-senpai!"

I giggled.

"I'm glad that everybody is doing fine. I'm doing fine actually." I said.

A half-lie.

"I mean, sometimes we just gotta relax and take a break, you know? You can try to work as much as possible but you shouldn't always do it, cause it'll result to overwork. Remember, too much or too little of anything is bad. Always balance your leisure time and your work time." I giggled.

"I mean, that was one of the mistakes I learned in life. Trust me, I tried working for a whole day, even when I was tired. I regretted it so much. So if you guys want a quick break, don't feel guilty about it. If one of the Hololive members, especially me, can get rid of your stress for even 1 minute, that's already a huge achievement. Just make sure when you should take a break, because you should take breaks in appropriate times, not while you're in the middle of something very important." I laughed.

I made one more slice of bread with cheese.

"I'm gonna return my bread and cheese everybody. I'm also gonna throw my cup noodles. I hope that crappy noodle ASMR I did earlier was good for your ears." I laughed.

I didn't even use my ASMR mic. Yes, I have one, but I stored it in the basement where dust can't get to it. Don't worry, I do a monthly check up on it and make sure to dust the basement. It's my duty while my parents are away. I don't even know why I'm breaking the 4th wall.

I then threw the cup noodles, returned the slice of bread and cheese in the fridge, and went back upstairs.

I got rid of the crumbs that was on me while I was eating. 

After I got to my desk, I got rid of all the crumbs that was on my desk.

"Well, that's that. So, let's continue where we left off. So, I made Will he by Joji. What should be next...Actually, madoshis! Let's go play another game! I'll make a poll in twitter and after 5 minutes, I'll check it and make a beat of the most voted song."

I got rid of FL studio for a bit and went to twitter. I then made the poll.

The poll was this:

Next Color Planet - Kawaii as fvck Idol a.k.a Hoshimachi Suisei.

Call you Mine - Jeff Bernat. 

On Bended Knees - Boyz II Men.

Fukkireta (Ochame Kinou) - Kasane Teto.

September - Earth, Wind, & Fire.

And that's it.

"Were you guys impressed by my typing speed?" I laughed.

"In the meantime, let's go make some stupid beats that I might use for my songs." I clapped.

"Ikimashou!"

I then made a new project. I made sure to save the project as "I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling."

"Oh yes...the rick roll ain't gonna stop yo." I laughed.

I then went to the timer in my phone.

"So...5 minutes starts...now!"

I started the timer.

I then searched for chords. Fuck the melody and the bass. The chords are the foundation of everything. Though, the real foundation of everything is the scale.

"Hmm..."

I quickly thought what my EP's theme would be.

I made a "hope" song. So I could do it where I showcase some of the 5 basic emotions. Happy, sad, and angry. I could also do boastfulness. I could also add "desire" in it. 

I then finalized it.

My EP will have these in order: Happy, Boastfulness, Angry, Sad, and Renewal. 

The beat that I made earlier that I'd use for my song can be Renewal or Happy, but because the chorus was "I'm glad I became a part of Hololive", I think it should be Renewal. Nah, fuck it. Make it happy.

I think I'll make a sad beat right here. The scale is gonna be E♭.

I changed the speed of the metronome to 100. I thought it was too slow so I changed it to 110. Still too slow, so I changed it to 122, and got the perfect speed.

"Alright! Let's see..."

I played the chords like this: E♭ (2 bars), Cm (2 bars), Fm (2 bars), Gm (1 bar), G (1 bar.)

"Okay! Let's record this!"

I got the melody in my head already, so I relied on my ear for this.

After 2 attempts of trying, I got it.

"Yeah!"

I then thought up what the beat would be. I started beatboxing.

After a while, I then got a thumpy kick, hats, and a clap.

"Alright, let's arrange the druuuuums..."

I just realized something.

"Wait a minute. Let me play the chords real quick."

I played the chords for a bit.

"Wait a minute! I think I know what chords these're from!"

I then quickly searched in my memories, and it turned out...it was the chords for Slow Dancing in the Dark.

I laughed and clapped.

"Oh man! Wait, lemme just play that back and let you guys hear this."

I played it once more and sang the first 4 bars.

"I don't want a friend.~ I want my life in two.~"

I then laughed and wheezed.

"Oh my god, I didn't realize it until now."

I got back into position.

"Doesn't matter! I like it, and plus I'm not trying to make Slow Dancing in the Dark right now. I'm making a beat! Though, I just might make a cover of Slow Dancing in the Dark soon. Very soon."

I then arranged the drums. The drums are similar to Will he, except it's more solemn, and simple, since I want this to have more weight on the instruments than the drums.

"Alright, and then what shall I add more...?"

I then thought a bass would be good.

"Huh. Bass, I guess. As always."

I mean, never forget the fundamentals of music.

I then played bass notes. It's essentially the root notes of the chords, with some individual notes by itself so it's not too lonely.

"There we go! I like it!"

While I was putting effects, the timer ringed.

"Oh? It seems my timer is off. Time to check the poll!"

I then saved the project as, "Gotta make you understand" while laughing.

I made a new project, got rid of FL studio, and checked the poll.

"Okay, so the votes are...these!"

I then got the following:

Next Color Planet - 38%

Call you Mine - 7%

On Bended Knees - 14%

Fukkireta (Ochame Kinou) - 16%

September - 25%

I then sighed and then laughed.

"Okay, so I'm definitely gotta do Next Color Planet, and no offense, Suisei, and no offense to the Hoshiyomis but..." I sighed.

"I was dreading it. I wouldn't mind it, but I really gotta listen to the instrumental so many times." I laughed.

"I've got so much creativity to use for this. Man." I shook my head.

"So, the top comment is from...Suisei! And it's-"

I jaw dropped while keeping a happy face.

It was ">////< やまだ(Yamada)!"

"She-She understood that...I mean, it was in Japanglish, but still..." I laughed.

"Wait, what're the comments on this...oh god..." I laughed as I was bracing myself for the horror that could unfold.

"Oh? It seems we got a new ship."

I laughed and clapped my hands.

"Chigao! I didn't mean it like that-" I continued laughing.

"Oh, I should've just made it 'Hoshimachi Suisei' only! Dammit!"

I then got rid of twitter.

"Welp, looks like I'm a victim to another ship." I giggled.

I got FL Studio up again.

"So...let's get to Next Color Planet, shall we?"

I sighed.

"I wonder if I can do this." I laughed.

I then slapped my chest.

"No! I can do this! Suisei! I don't know if you're streaming or not, but if you are, I'll do this for you!"

I then thought up the basics.

"Okay. So first is the piano. Piano is where it starts. Only then will I start doing fancy stuff like the trumpets."

I then got opened Keyzone Classic.

"So...I'm gonna play the piano. Good thing I let Suisei sing, otherwise it would've costed me a few more seconds in identifying the chords." I giggled.

I then recorded the chords.

"Hmm...chotto matte. Lemme search for an instrumental of this." I laughed.

I then went to Youtube and searched next color planet.

"Okay. So this is from Calc. Dunno if this is the original source, since there might be multiple videos that have the exact same thing. I'm lucky this sounds kinda clear."

I then played it, and inhaled in frustration.

"I gotta record the piano section again." I laughed.

"Though, I'm really looking forward to the bass section! I just like slapping the bass."

I looked at the camera.

"Slap like now!" I giggled.

I then went back to FL Studio.

"*breathes out*...Ikimashou."

I then recorded it. Honestly, that part where it almost gets to the trumpet does challenge my right hand a bit, but I don't mind. Fantaisie- Impromptu (Op. 66) challenged me way more.

If you didn't know, there were arpeggios in that section.

"Okay, let's do the other piano section. The one for the verses."

I then played the chords, and once I was good, I recorded it. That was long enough.

"Okay! This is looking good!"

I then got a trumpet vst plugin.

"Okay, so let's find the notes..."

I played the piano and played the notes of the trumpet by ear. After a few attempts, I then recorded it.

"Next, let's do the drums. I realized there were no drums, and I just relied on the metronome." I giggled.

I then got a thumpy kick, a clap, and a shaker.

I then made the drum pattern.

"Okay, let's go back to the piano and do that descending arpeggio part."

Hopefully this'll go well. I played arpeggios so many times.

I then recorded it.

"Phew, that was good. Now, time for bass." I laughed.

I got my bass guitar, and listened to the instrumental closely.

I then played the notes without recording. Goddamn, it's actually harder than I expected. No worries though, since I can do it without having difficulties. It just had more notes than I expected, with more slaps.

I then recorded the bass.

"Man, slapping is life. I challenge you, Davie, to do Next Color Planet!" I said in his voice.

I laughed.

"Not really though. That was a joke. A joke! I mean, I wouldn't mind him making it, but that was just for laughs!" I giggled.

I stretched.

"We still have a lot to do! Let's finish this before 11 am, madoshis!"

I then continued making the track.

Time skip~

"Okay, let's do a bit of testing. That actually took less time than I expected. The only thing that actually made it complicated was the adlibs, backing vocals, and the effects!" I giggled.

"There is not that many instruments, honestly. You know what was a lot there? Effects." I clapped slowly.

"Well, when you're standing before Suisei, you gotta expect Idol stuff, a.k.a expect what Yagoo's dream should've been." I laughed.

"Okay, so I won't be doing Suisei's voice for this. I could if I wanted to, but I think I'll do a male cover on this."

I did listen to the instrumental for comparison. I made sure it wasn't too similar to the cover, otherwise I'd rather just use the instrumental for the cover instead of wasting my time making a replica.

I then sang from the intro up to the end of verse 1.

"...You thought I was gonna sing the chorus, didn't you? Checkmate!"

I slammed my desk. Sorry desk-kun.

"Anyway, that does it for this stream. Just a reminder too...I think I'll be making a rock cover of this as well." I laughed.

"Yes! First, we got 'If I can't have you', and then we have 'Next Color Planet.' You guys will be bombarded by covers while I'll be working my ass off." I laughed.

"So! That does it for this beatmaking session! I might make a surprise member stream to compensate for not making this a member-only stream. *giggle* So thank you for watching! Thank you Suisei, if you're watching this, thank you for giving me superchats, Hololive girls, and thank you to all of you madoshis."

"You're all breathtaking." I giggled.

"So, before I end this, lemme do something real quick."

I saved the project as "Never gonna give you up" while laughing.

"So, let's make a new project..."

I made a new project.

"So, lemme open Fl Keys this time. Not Keyzone Classic."

I opened it, and played "This is America, I guess." by Eugene Tsai. I only played the first 8 bars. I also rapped while making it.

I then laughed.

"Anyway, please look forward to my Final Fantasy I PSP Gameplay!! Bye, love you, madoshis!!!!"

I got ready to end my stream.

"420BLAZEITFA-"

I cut the stream.

"Oh no, I ain't gonna say that slur..."

At least, not in this age anymore. If I was still in high school though...Yeah, too influenced by Papa Franku and my rebellious phase.

I stretched.

"Lemme go unplug the rice cooker."

I turned my PC off and returned my instruments and amp. I also got the sandpaper and returned it downstairs.

I went downstairs, and unplugged the rice cooker.

"So...let's go make lunch."

I'mma have hotdogs and noodles for lunch.

I sighed.

"I'll eat rice for dinner, I guess."

I got noodles, and 4 pieces of hotdogs.

I soaked the hotdogs in the water. Luckily the tap water was hot. Jeez, I thought it was as hot as a hot spring.

I then heated water again.

I got my phone and texted Yagoo.

"Old man, if the Holostar members are there, tell them I'll be a few minutes late, since I'll be cooking lunch."

I then got a message after a while.

"No need. I ordered lunch for us already."

"REALLY?! YOU'RE TOO KIND, OLD MAN!!" I said.

I then replied exactly what I said.

"Jaa, I'm heading there right now!"

I returned the hotdogs back in the freezer, the noodles back in the fridge, the dishes, unplugged the water heater, washed the dishes quickly, but surely, got blue jeans and a new pair of shoes that was a low cut black converse.

"I think I'll wear a hoodie."

Dunno. I just like hoodies, even though this'll add to my workload.

"Whatever. At least I look cool in my eyes." I giggled.

I wore a gray hoodie.

"I think I'm good now."

I locked all doors, closed the curtains, and went to my garage to get my Suzuki GSX-R600.

"Time to go."

I closed the garage.

I put my helmet on, and started driving towards the HQ.

I parked my motor in the parking area, and went to the meeting room.

After I got in, I saw everybody except Kira, Oga, and Astel.

"Hmm? Where're the others?"

"They went for a quick drink." Yagoo said.

I chuckled.

"Where do I sit?"

"Anywhere. Pick one."

I then sat near Rikka.

"Welp, seems we're seatmates then." Rikka got his hand out.

"Nice to finally meet all of you." I shook his hand.

We then let go.

"It's nice to see you too, Yamada." Miyabi said.

I nodded.

"Say, aren't you supposed to not be outside, Miyabi?"

"Well, normally I would, but I'm fine somehow. I don't really know why."

I deadpanned.

This has to be Yamada-sensei's work.

"Ding 3x! You're correct!" He thought.

I sighed.

"Welp, I just hope you won't activate 'Frail Skill.'" I giggled nervously.

"Why do I feel like this foreshadows Miyabi's gift?!"

"Dunno. That's probably his ability."

"Stop teasing me, Yamada-sensei."

He left my mind.

"Oh yeah, What's for lunch actually?" I asked them.

"Hmm...if I remember correctly, we'll have pizza and drinks. We'll also have pasta, chicken, and...vegetable salad, if I remember correctly?" Roberu said.

"Huh. Sou kaaaaaaAAAAAA!"

I widened my eyes, slammed the table, stood up and looked at Yagoo. The others were surprised and scared.

"Old man! Did you make sure to order something healthy for me?!"

He nodded.

"That's exactly why I ordered vegetable salad. I also ordered chicken, and some pasta for some carbs. Although we'll have drinks, I made sure to order iced tea for all of us."

I sighed and sat back down.

"Yokatta..."

"You're quite body-conscious, aren't you, Yamada?" Aruran asked.

"I mean, haven't you guys experienced being fat? Even for a little bit?"

 They got depressed.

"O-Oh, gomen. Didn't mean to offend you all." I giggled nervously.

"None taken." They said while being depressed.

If you're not offended, why do you still sound depressed?

Kira, Oga, and Astel came back.

"Oh? Yamada's here!" Kira said.

I gulped.

"What's wrong, Yamada?" Yagoo said.

I put my index and middle finger to my head, and repeatedly chanted.

"He's a boy."

After a while, Oga grabbed my shoulder.

"Yamada, you feel okay?"

I nodded.

"Yep. I feel fine now."

"Sou ka."

He then sat to my right.

"So, everybody is here, right?"

We nodded.

"Just a quick question, Old ma-"

"Yagoo."

"Y-Yagoo. Are the girls coming here?"

"Hmm...some of them, but only because they're gonna talk with their manager."

"Okay..."

I squinted my eyes.

"You better not tell them to come inside the meeting room."

"I didn't. I told them that there'd be a meeting between you and the Holostars."

I sighed relief.

"Good."

"Dewa, what do you guys suggest?"  Yagoo asked everybody.

"I got one!" Roberu said.

SWS, I guess.

"Ne, how about having a talk in my bar, Yamada?" He smirked.

"Hmm, sounds good." I said.

"I also got one!" Astel said.

Yagoo nodded.

"Maybe you can play Uno with us, the SunTempo trio!"

"Actually, I was thinking of playing Uno with one of you sooner or later."

"Maybe we could also make a sing & compose together, Yamada." Rikka said.

"Or maybe you can stream with me and Rikka, the RIZnote duo!" Izuru said.

I giggled.

"Yeah, that'd be awesome!" I said.

Yagoo's POV

I smiled as I saw them interacting with Yamada. 

Well, this is a wish for Yamada as well. To have more male friends. He may not look like it, but he did want more buddies instead of potential love interests.

Yamada's POV

"Yamada, maybe if it's possible, we could do some math teaching together."

"Actually, I think that'll help, since people will be looking forward to it if it's us."

I mean, take it from me, but I learned Japanese better when it's funny. Anything serious, and it takes me more time to learn. Not only that, I need something memorable when learning. It just makes the teachings stick longer in your brain.

I looked at the door and saw light being blocked.

I glared at it the bottom of the door.

"What's wrong, Yamada?" Temma asked.

Matsuri's POV

I clenched my fists in jealousy.

"He's in there with the boys." Sora pouted.

"Yamada may be straight, and so is Roberu, but it's risky." Fubuki bit her thumb.

"He's also there with a psychopathic white knight." Suisei pouted.

"He's also there with Rikka. You better not steal him, Rikka!" I clenched my fists more.

Yamada's POV

"Ne, I got a joke, guys."

"What is it?" They asked.

"What do you call girls that eavesdrop in conversations like this one?"

"What?"

"Eavesdroppers."

They deadpanned at me.

"No offense, but we don't see the joke, Yamada." Roberu said and giggled nervously.

I then saw the light passing beneath the door.

"That's the point. It's an anti-joke."

Afterwards, Yagoo laughed so hard.

I giggled.

"It seems Yagoo gets the joke."

The others giggled nervously.

"W-We don't get the punchline." Kira giggled nervously.

"Yagoo, mind explaining the joke?" I asked.

He nodded while laughing.

Fubuki's POV

"Ne, I got a joke, guys."

Oh? He's gonna crack a joke?

I smiled as I listened in more.

"What do you call girls that eavesdrop in conversations like this one?"

We looked at each other frantically.

"I think he noticed us!" We whispered.

"Eavesdroppers." Yamada said.

As soon as he said that, we then separated quickly but quietly.

"Let's try eavesdropping but near the door this time." Suisei said.

I nodded.

We then saw two men wearing uniforms.

"Oh? Yagoo ordered lunch for them? I'm jealous." I mumbled.

We made way for them.

Yamada's POV

"Well, you see...there were girls that were eavesdropping at us in front of the door." Yagoo said and then wheezed.

I giggled.

They sweat dropped and got scared faces.

"Isn't that more creepy than it is funny? Kowai! Yamada's humor is kowai!" Roberu said.

I giggled nervously.

We then heard the door open.

"Ooh! Our lunch!"

I opened my wallet.

"Oh yeah..."

I think Yagoo paid for it already.

"Yeah, no need, Yamada. I already paid for it." Yagoo said.

I sighed.

"Welp, I guess the least we can do is indulge ourselves in this."

We then got our food and prayed.

"Itadakimasu!"

We then started eating, but I made sure that I was between Oga and Rikka exactly.

"Ne, why're you there, Yamada?" Oga asked.

"Take it from me. I'd rather have no drinks spilled accidentally."

"Now that you mention it, I guess it's better if we put our drinks in the center." Yagoo said.

"Well then, let's put the drinks there and watch our elbows."

We all put our drinks in the center.

"Everybody remember who's drinks belong to who?"

They nodded.

"Well then, let's continue eating!" I said.

"Yeah!" They said.

We continued eating.

"Man, that was good lunch. Time to drink tea."

I got my drink and took a sip.

"This is kinda like Nestea." I mumbled.

They took a sip as well, but some of them took a rather big sip and I jumped a bit.

"Oh? Oh yeah." Yagoo giggled.

"That scared me somehow." I giggled nervously.

"Can you guys try sipping quitely? Yamada prefers quiet sips."

"Oh, sorry about that." Aruran said.

He then took a sip of his glass quitely.

I sighed.

"What are you guys planning to do today other than stream?"

They looked up.

"Dunno. I just wanna play more Xenoblade." Roberu said.

"I'd like to scroll in social media." Kira said.

"I'd like to continue making Taj Mahal." Astel said.

"I dunno. I'll just watch streams, I guess?" Oga said.

"What're you gonna do, Yamada?" Shien asked.

I sighed.

"A lot."

They then listened attentively.

"What is it?" They smirked. 

"Well. First, I'll stream Final Fantasy I, then wash clothes, then get some coconuts, then deal with some unexpected events."

I just feel like I'll deal with unexpected events right now for some reason. It's just the way things have been going for the past week. Dangit, can I just have peace and quiet with everybody? Is that too much to ask, Mr. Weeaboo? Seeing as you're such an asshole, it seems you won't abide what I say. 

"How long have you not been washing clothes?" Miyabi asked.

"Around last week."

"THAT'S A LOT OF CLOTHES YOU NEED TO WASH!"

"Need help with it?" Yagoo asked.

"Nah, I prefer doing it myself."

I mean, it's my business.

"What're you gonna do with coconuts?" Izuru asked.

"Make buko salad. Or in simpler terms, make green coconut salad."

"Huh, that kinda food. I'm jealous." 

"You've really got a lot to do." They all said.

"Yeah, but I don't mind."

I mean, it may be two tasks, but in terms of doing stuff, it's a lot.

We talked about other stuff we'd like to do.

"Well, I guess there'll be a couple of surprise streams in my schedule." I leaned back on the chair and looked up.

"Say, you said your covers are gonna be released 3 days from now, but are you gonna be able to have animated illustrations in time? I don't think it'd take that fast." Rikka said.

"Who said I'm gonna have animated illustrations?"

"Eh?" They all asked except Yagoo.

"It's true. He's actually gonna do 3D while doing it."

"EH?! MAJIDE?!"

Rikka and Oga grabbed my shoulder and shook me from side to side.

"You've gotta be kidding me! Is that good enough?!" Rikka asked.

"I mean, I'm not gonna judge, but are you sure about that?!" Oga asked.

"Can you guys please stop?" I deadpanned.

"G-Gomen."

We sat back down and sighed.

"Though, that wasn't in your schedule, was it?" Rikka asked.

"Well, I decided not to put it in my schedule." I said.

"Yeah, don't know why though. I just did what he asked." Yagoo said.

"I THOUGHT YOU HAD MORE POWER HERE?!"

"Well, he does, but I really begged Yagoo to not make it part of my schedule."

"Still, how're you gonna do it in 3D?" Astel asked.

"Have you guys seen covers of other people? The overseas people?"

"Oh, you mean those?"

I nodded.

"It's kinda like that. One camera angle will show everything, and one camera angle will be close to my face."

"Hmm, now that I think about it, it does give something new, but are you sure? I mean, that's a bit budget-like." Temma said.

"Well, it would be nice though, but I think I'll just do 3D." I giggled.

"Well, if that's the case, then go ahead. We're looking forward to it nonetheless."

"Yeah! We're looking forward to the covers!" Kira said.

"Arigatou!" I said to everybody.

I checked the time.

"It's 12:34. I think I should go now." I stood up.

"Take care, Yamada!" They said.

I nodded.

"Take care of yourselves too. Especially you, Old man."

"Yagoo."

"Too late."

We laughed.

"Welp, I'm off then!"

I waved.

They waved back.

I opened the door.

"Strange, I was sure I felt some presence here even after the eavesdropping."

They must've hid. And by "they", I meant the girls.

"Eh, I really need to go and stream."

Suisei's POV

We hid inside a staff-only storage room. Good thing it had enough space for us, but it was just enough. We were crammed, and it's dusty as hell.

I coughed a bit.

"Keep quiet! He'll hear us!" Fubuki whispered.

"Easy for you to say! Your butt is on my cheek right now!" I whispered.

"At least yours is a butt only. Mine is your butt, and Sora-senpai & Fubuki's foot on me!" Matsuri said while struggling.

"Gomen, Matsuri-chan! But..." Sora said and looked at the door.

"He must not know where we are or else we're dead meat!" 

"I think I'll be dead before you guys turn into one!" Matsuri said.

"Sh! I think he's coming!" Fubuki whispered.

"I don't care! Can we just change position?!" Matsuri asked.

"No time! He'll see us before we can fit in together comfortably!" Sora whispered.

"Honestly, I think I'd like an adjustment too." I whispered.

"Shut up! He's coming right now!" Fubuki whispered.

"The hallway is kinda curved, so he won't notice yet!" 

"Guys, we better shut up before he notices!" Sora said.

"Put yourself in my shoes!" Matsuri said.

"Yeah!" I said.

We started bickering.

Yamada's POV

I was walking along the hallway and heard noises.

"C'mon! He's still far away! You're just too cautious!" Suisei said.

"I learned from Yamada!" Sora said.

I sighed.

I think I now know who the eavesdroppers were.

I switched my voice to A-chan's voice.

I knocked on the door.

"Sora-chan? Are you there?"

"A-A-chan? Is Yamada gone?"

"Nope, he's actually talking with Tomoko-san about his schedule. He forgot it and went to her the last second."

They sighed.

"It seems we were worrying about nothing." Fubuki said.

"Now can we please get out?! I'm quite uncomfortable here! I also need to dust myself off!" Matsuri said.

"Yep. Let's go out now." Suisei said.

They opened the door.

"A-chan-" Sora said before having a pale face.

The others also had a pale face.

They blinked twice.

"A-chan? You look quite masculine for some reason."

I switched my voice back to normal.

"That's because I'm Yamada."

I pointed at them.

"Checkmate!"

I grabbed each one of them, and let them sit in seiza. I also made sure to dust them off, which included slapping their butt.

"So...why were you eavesdropping?"

It's a trivial matter, but I really wondered why? There's no reason really to eavesdrop.

They kept quiet.

"If you'll keep shutting your mouth..."

I grabbed Suisei's chin and leaned close to her face.

"I'll punish you girls greatly, and it won't be pleasant."

They blushed in embarrassment.

I stood up again.

"So? Will any of you say it?"

After a few seconds, they sighed, and stood up.

"Yamada..." Sora said.

"You do not know..." Matsuri said.

"How risky it was..." Fubuki said.

"When you had a meeting with them!" Suisei said.

I blinked twice.

"What?" I asked in English.

Oresuki reference.

Sora got close to me.

"There's a lot of handsome boys in there, and then there's Kira-kun!" Sora said.

"There's also Rikka. Rikka can't steal you away! I've read enough BL to know where this is going!" Matsuri said.

"Eh?"

"Yeah! Although I'm in good terms with Rikka and Roberu, I won't allow them to steal you away from me!" Fubuki said.

"Especially because Kira-kun is so cute, and he resembles a girl so much that you might even stick your....your...." Suisei said.

Suisei then blushed so much her brain's overheating.

"Your...7 inch...your cock-a-doodle....your wood...your drumstick..." Suisei's brain then exploded and fell to the floor.

I sighed in depression and confusion.

"...What in the fucking fucktards is this fucking piece of fuck fuck?"

Even my brain can't swear properly. That's how much this situation makes no sense.

"You girls..." I blinked thrice.

Suisei stood up.

"Eh?" They asked.

I facepalmed.

"Do you guys know how heterosexual I am?"

They then thought for a bit.

"90%?"

"No, I'm 99.99% heterosexual."

That .01% of me is because of traps.

"That still means you have a bit of gayness in you!" Sora said.

My head formed a tick.

I grabbed Sora close to me from the hips.

"You think I'm bisexual, huh?"

They blushed in embarrassment.

"Y-Yamada?"

I put my mouth near her neck and smelled her hair.

"You smell fucking amazing, and you're fucking sexy."

"Y-Yamada, what're you saying?"

I choked her a bit, and pinned her to the wall gently.

"If you think I'm bisexual or gay, maybe my member is enough to prove it to you." I caressed her waist to her thighs in the inside.

"For your information, I only take love interests in women. We were born Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve."

She moaned a bit, but I covered her mouth.

"How would you like getting a kiss to the neck? I did it to Flare once, and I'm not gonna hesitate for you."

I then kissed her neck with my lips.

"Make it quick." I said.

She moaned more.

"Y-Yamete...I get it. We won't doubt your sexuality anymore-"

I carried her up the wall.

"Holy shit, you're turning me on. You're so fucking cute and sexy and hot and beautiful, Sora. Basically perfect."

I licked her neck.

"Y-Yamada?! What if somebody sees us?!" Matsuri said.

"I agree!" Fubuki said.

"I mean, Sora-senpai should be pure! Don't do that, Yamada!" Suisei looked away and waved her arms.

I sighed.

I put Sora back down and grabbed Suisei by the ass.

"If you want, I can fuck all of you. I don't mind having multiple girlfriends. You all are perfect like Sora anyway." I put my face beneath Suisei's chin and smelled her collar. I also grabbed what felt like the bottom part of her boobs with one hand and left my other on her ass.

She moaned.

"Oh? You don't mind having multiple girlfriends, ey? It seems you're going the same path as me then."

"Shut up, Yamada-sensei. I'm pissed that they're saying I'm somewhat gay. I don't care what I'm doing right now."

"But what about seeing Kira earlier?"

"I was trying to distract my mind. Kira's a trap."

"Welp, good luck there. I'mma just do my biz here."

"Yep. I'm just gonna act like I'm about to rape them and make them my property."

He then left my mind.

I know that what I'm doing is wrong, but until they admit it, I'll keep dominating them.

"W-Wakatta...so stop it please..." Suisei said.

"Y-Yeah! Please stop it, Yamada! We get it!" Matsuri and Fubuki said.

I then let go.

Suisei breathed heavily, but only because of embarrassment and her libido. It's like she was ready for it, at the same time, not.

"If you girls get it, then I'm leaving now." I glared at them.

I still gotta go get some buko for me and the girls. Should I make some for Holostars too? I guess. So I'll get like 44 of it, I guess. First things first though, stream Final Fantasy I. Do I even remember the steps in getting the crystals?

I then went to the elevator.

I breathed in relief and guilt.

"My 2nd to 3rd year high school persona is coming back..." I mumbled.

"Hey, at least you acted alpha male there."

"But it was just wrong to do it. I just thought it'd be the best way to punish them..."

"You're still a virgin, so shut up. They know how heterosexual you are. Matter of fact, I think that actually made them more attracted to you."

"How would you know?"

"Trust me. Haato really likes it when I slap it, and when I pull her hair. She even said that my dick is the best."

I start imagining what it could look like. I then thought back to that "MURA MURA SURU!!!!" clip.

"YO, WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK?! BRO, WE'RE STILL YOUNG ADULTS! WE'RE NOT 30 YEARS OLD, OR WHATEVER YOUR AGE IS!"

"Well, basically, girls like dominant men. Remember that your classmates back in high school would go crazy over sex scenes in Wattpad."

"So basically saying, all people are perverts...that really justifies my 'Everybody's a pervert with different levels of dirtiness' saying."

"Anyway, keep that in mind."

He then left my mind.

I sighed.

"Welp, I gotta shrug it off." I said.

I then got my motor and went back to my house so that I could stream Final Fantasy I. But while I was driving, I was also thinking about my dreams and what I saw in the root universe.

"Copyright...CCP...Aloe's graduation...Coco and Haato's suspension...Hololive China will start to collapse..."

I shook my head.

"Dangit, Yamada! Get your head straight!"

I just hope none of those will happen right now. Copyright problems never occurred, because Miko and Mio are here.

Sora's POV

After he let go of Suisei, and left, we then talked to each other.

"Ne, should we really have done that to him?" I asked.

"I don't know. Though, what he just said earlier..." Suisei said.

"That he'll make multiple girlfriends?" Fubuki said.

"I don't know, but something about that just...it's like an entirely different Yamada." Matsuri said.

"Yeah, out of all the times I spent with Yamada, he has never acted like that to girls. He'd usually just be clingy, or treat them with respect, but right now, he just...dominated us."

Fubuki bit her finger.

"I don't know why, but I think I'd like to cross the 'friend' barrier a bit. This is interesting."

"I'm not gonna lose!" Matsuri said.

"Remember that I'm his first love." I said

"He said that I was cute. I'm totally gonna be the one he'll pick."

We glared and grr'd at each other.

"Oh yeah? You think that just because you're Yamada's first love, it means he'll go after you first? He even grabbed my ass!" Suisei said.

"Oh really? He was ready to dry hump me against the wall!" I said.

"Heh, say what you want. I bet he likes dirty girls!" Matsuri said.

"I only friendzone boys I'm not interested in. So it means I'm willing to do it with Yamada!" Fubuki said.

"Grrr!" We glared at each other.

Yamada-sensei's POV

I was on the couch in the living room.

I sighed.

"Welp, girls are competitive."

I then got out of their eyes.

Fubuki hugged me from behind.

"Guess who it is?"

"It's Fubuki."

We giggled.

I then kissed her.

"Hey, is Aaron asleep?"

She nodded.

"Our son's sleeping. Honestly, he's 2 years old, but he's still throwing tantrums in his sleep. Though, he is a toddler." She giggled.

She vaulted over the couch and sat beside me.

"Sou ka."

I grabbed her near me and kissed her head.

"Watching UFC again?"

"Of course." I giggled.

Haato, Sora, and Lamy appeared from behind.

"Ah, so that's where Fubuki-chan was!"

They then sat near me as well.

I grabbed Sora and kissed her head.

"No fair, you didn't kiss me and Lamy's heads."

"Gomen. Gimme a moment."

I stopped time, stood up carefully, sped time up, and kissed Haato's head. I did the same for Lamy.

"Say, you guys don't have streams?"

They shook their head.

"But the others do." Lamy said.

"Oh yeah. The Gamers are at it in the studio playing Ring Fit."

"Welp, the others have gotta do their thing." Haato said.

"Chotto matte. Lemme get water."

I stood up and Fubuki and Sora pouted.

"Don't worry. I'll be back in a bit."

Hopefully I won't miss anything in the fight.

"Jeez, he's not choking properly. He's not even punching correctly. No offense really to the fighter, but this is kinda amateur, really." Fubuki said.

"Well, it's not the main event anyway, so the amateurs fight first before we get to see some Logan Paul vs KSI stuff." I said.

I drank water.

"When are you gonna stream again, Yamada?" Sora asked.

"I'm gonna stream 30 minutes from now."

They sighed.

"Welp, I guess that makes sense." They said.

I then tried to scare Sora and Fubuki.

"Boo!" I shook them.

They deadpanned at me.

I vaulted over the couch.

"That wasn't even funny." Fubuki and Sora pulled my ear.

"Itai." I said sarcastically.

They let go.

I then went into young Yamada's eyes. He was thinking about problems. 

I frowned.

"What's wrong? Pissed that your scaring didn't work?" Sora asked with smug.

"No. Young Yamada is having some anxiety about the problems related to the root universe."

They frowned as well.

"You saved Aloe from graduating, stopped the CCP problem, and other problems that happened in the past. I know he's gonna do it." Lamy said.

"Welp, he's not my chosen successor for no reason." I giggled.

"Let's continue watching the fight, shall we? They're about to go to the 3rd round." Haato said.

We nodded.

We then watched the fight.

"Say, how're our kids doing?"

"Ai is asleep." Haato said.

"Akira is asleep too." Sora said.

"You all are lucky. Eichi is still playing with the others." Lamy sighed.

I giggled.

"Welp, they're kids. Let them play." I said.

"I guess. I just don't want Eichi to get himself hurt." Lamy frowned.

"I'm pretty sure he's not dumb enough to slip on his foot though. It's quite sunny outside. Don't worry though, my left eye is currently watching in his perspective, so I can teleport to him anytime."

We continued watching the fight.