Before reading this chapter, I just want to get this off my chest. Basically, a couple of weeks ago, I realized that I misspelled "Shirasaki" as "Shirazaki." I'm just gonna point it out to you guys. Now that that's out of the way, continue reading. 

Oh, and also, Because Nectar released, I guess you can also imagine "Ew" on the part where you can imagine "Gimme love" on the last chapter.

The camera starts moving slowly towards the left.

The staff member gave me a thumbs up, and then I started playing.

I'm kinda sweating because of nervousness, but I was able to get through it without mistakes because of my breathing.

"Minna! Konbanwa!!!" I laughed and shouted.

I put the guitar on the stand, and the staff secretly returned it as I spoke. They also gave me the controllers.

"Did everybody enjoy that!"

I looked at the chat.

"WHAT AN INTRO!!"

"Bros, Ichika Nito be proud!"

"SOMEBODY TELL ICHIKA NITO ABOUT THIS!!"

I laughed.

"I'm happy everybody enjoyed that little intro of mine. So, there's nothing really to admire here for my outfit, but let's take a closer look at everything. But before that, I'd like to state something!"

I then did a wide leg spread.

"I'm not wearing a skirt! So there's no sexualization here!" I laughed.

A-chan, Sora, and the others laughed.

"Ah yeah, A-chan and Sora are here to accompany me today!"

"Hai!" They said.

"So, let's look at my whole body! Let's first look at my pants and shoes!"

The camera zoomed in.

"My shoes are like this. Kinda like derby shoes, but not really, and these are my pants! No pantsu today, because I'm a guy." I laughed.

I turned around.

"Well? It's a simple design, but I appreciate the simplicity." I giggled.

"Next, check my belt. It has the accessories!"

I twisted my body a bit.

"My belt's brown, but look! There's a wand, a small book, which actually isn't my spellbook nor a grimoire, but my diary!" I giggled.

"Yeah. My spellbook is way larger. About this big, if the camera can zoom out a bit."

The camera then zoomed out.

"Like this big." I then shaped out the book.

"I thought spellbooks were as big as a book from an encyclopedia." Sora said.

"Unfortunately, it's like 3-4 books of an encyclopedia."

We laughed.

"And then lastly, which I think you guys have noticed earlier, is a small recorder. I use this whenever I want to sing, or if I get ideas for songs. and it has a key chain of a cross." 

I then faced the camera.

"So next is my top! So, look closely, minna!"

The camera zoomed in.

"This is my suit, that I wore in my 2d form. My tie, and undershirt! Look!"

I turned my body around.

"Yeah! *giggle* Here's my back if you all are wondering."

I turned to my back.

"There we go." I giggled.

"Actually, I got something to show you, everybody. Look!"

I showed them my wrist.

"Yeah, the sleeves look wonderful, but that's not the point here." I giggled.

"There's a little wristband here, that was given to me by my mom and dad back home. It's a lucky charm they made for me. Now you got your lore about me." I giggled.

"Oh, and I have a HUGE treat for the overseas viewers. Look at this." I said in English.

"3..2..1.." 

I then showed my filthy frank face.

"Hey guys, it's Filthy Frank!"

Me, the staff, A-chan, and Sora laughed.

"Yep! I can do that face. Actually, I don't think you guys ever saw me doing other expressions other than a happy face, even in 2d form. Lemme do my sad face real quick."

I did a sad face.

"I'm sad because I can't simp for my favorite vtuber." I giggled.

"Who is it?" Sora asked.

"Nobody."

We laughed.

"Take screenshots of this everyone, I want you all to imprint this in your memory!" I giggled.

"You're too aggressive, Yamada." Sora giggled.

"Gomen 2x." I giggled.

"So? I think that's enough time. Let's go to my confused face."

I then did a confused face.

"This is Yagoo's face when he sees the girls doing questionable acts."

I then peeked at the chat.

"The sad face earlier is what Yagoo's face was." I laughed.

I laughed and rested on the floor.

"Matte!"

"Yamada?!" A-chan and Sora said.

"S-Sorry. I just saw a comment that said that the sad face was actually Yagoo's face when the girls do weird acts."

We laughed.

"Anyway, continuing on! Here's my angry face."

I did an angry face.

"Why didn't you give me your yubis?" I said with a Korone voice.

"Suge! You can do Korone's voice too?" Sora asked.

"Yeah. Though, I will admit, I can't get the accent down perfectly."

I giggled.

"Honestly, Korone's accent is just so weird. I can't reproduce it correctly."

I cleared my throat.

"Lemme drink some water, my voice is getting weird."

I then drank some water.

I put the mic back in its place.

"So, the last would be my pokerface."

I then did a pokerface.

I giggled a bit afterwards.

"So! That's all for the expressions, but now, let's do something fun! I got bored." I giggled.

"So, what're we gonna do, staff?"

They then shot flames out of my hand.

"What the hell?" I giggled.

I guess this shoots out the flames on the controller.

"Are flames really spouting out of-AH! MY EYES!"

We laughed.

"Oh sweet! The environment changed."

"So basically, you're gonna do target practice, Yamada." A-chan said.

"Ah, sou ka. However, why is my magic going crazy? I'm supposed to be the only one controlling my magic."

We laughed.

"Anyway, show me the targets!"

There are 5 targets shaped like a star around me.

"The targets are scarecrows?!" I said.

"You have a time limit of 10 seconds. In 3..2..1..Go!"

"A-Ah! Okay!"

I then shot them. I was able to get all of them with literally a millisecond to spare.

"Wooh! That was so close!"

"You did it, Yamada!" Sora said.

"Arigatou." I giggled.

"Next, we're gonna do 10 targets." A-chan said.

"Eh?! Double the trouble?!" I giggled.

"Hai. I'm ready whenever." I said.

"Sou ka. Matte-kudasai."

After a couple of seconds, 10 targets were put out in the battlefield.

"Ready?"

I nodded.

"Here comes Johnny!" I said.

"Get them below 20 seconds. 3..2..1..start!"

I started shooting with 5 seconds left to spare.

"EZ. Could've done that with my eyes closed." I giggled.

"Sou ka? A-chan, let's run through that again." Sora said.

"Matte 4x. I was just joking." 

We laughed.

"Anyway, that's done for minigame #1."

"There's more?"

"Sora-chan." A-chan said.

"Nn."

She then went up to me with a camera.

"Oh, what're we gonna do?"

I looked at the screen.

"So, since you have a toned body, do as many pushups as you can while Sora-chan is riding you."

"Hai. On it." I giggled.

I put the controllers to the side.

"I'm going on top of you now." Sora said.

"Am I heavy?" She asked.

"Hmm. Actually, you're heavier than I expected."

"Urusai!" She bonked me on the head.

"Itai!"

We laughed.

"Dewa, I'm gonna start doing push ups. Hold on, okay?"

"Hai!"

"Can you count for me?"

"Nn!"

I then got into position, and started doing push ups.

Since this day has been straining my muscles a bit, I'll do less than I'd usually do.

She started counting. 

I did push ups up to 40.

"38..39..40! Jeez, you're way fitter than I thought."

I got the controllers.

"Eh?! how many did you think I would do?"

"Around 20."

"Majide?!"

We laughed.

"Well, you don't see me when I exercise, so I guess it makes sense."

"How many would you actually do?"

"I don't actually do that push up when I exercise..." I giggled.

"Eh?! What kinda push up do you do?"

"I do planche push ups."

"Planche push ups? Can we see?" Sora asked.

"Sure."

I put the controllers to the side again.

I then did 3 reps.

"Eh?! Sugoi!" Sora and A-chan said.

I got the controllers again.

"Well, this is the result of me working hard on my body." I giggled.

"Well, I knew you were strong, so I guess this is nothing new." 

We laughed.

I got a handkerchief from my pocket.

Wait, now that I think about it, did I really put a handkerchief inside? According to my memory, I did. Strange...

"Then why were you surprised that I could do that many push ups?"

"I was just surprised."

We laughed.

"Anyway, the last minigame is this!" A-chan said.

There was a silence in the room.

"W-What is it-"

"Kon-kanata!" Kanata busted in.

"E-Eh?! I thought a few of you were gonna stream?"

"Only a few though, including you."

"Ah, sou ka."

We laughed.

"So, basically, you're gonna wrestle with Kanata." A-chan said.

"E-Eh?!"

"But she might not withstand my grip." I whispered as I put the controllers on a table.

We laughed.

"D-Did you just call me weak?" Kanata asked.

"No! I just meant-"

"Let's get to wrestling then!"

"I-I'd rather we do Jiu Jitsu though." I giggled.

"I don't know Jiu Jitsu." Kanata said.

"Oh."

We laughed.

"Actually, Kanata's 3d body is appearing, right?"

I looked at the screen.

"Yeah. Guys, this is UHC. Ultimate Hololive Championship. Get this trending on social media with the hashtag #UHC. Quickly!" I said in English.

I giggled.

"Jaa, ready...start!" Kanata said.

We kept our distance. She probably has a bit of knowledge in fighting, cause in BJJ (Brazilian Jiu Jitsu), you manage the distance so that neither of you will receive damage.

Though, she did shoot me eventually, but in an amateur way, so I sprawled, got behind her, and choked her. Honestly, her hair scent smells just like earlier. Elegant.

"Minna! I got her!"

Sora and A-chan were laughing in the background.

Kanata struggled.

"You're quite strong." Kanata giggled.

"Just tap! You can't get out of my submission-"

She got out.

Well, I was technically holding back. I don't wanna break her neck.

I also did a rookie mistake. I didn't hook onto her with my legs, for the same reason that I didn't wanna crush her.

I twisted the tracker on my waist so that my back is comfortable.

I "closed the book" so that she couldn't get near me. After a couple of seconds, I hugged her with my arms and legs.

"Now, you can't get out again!"

"Really? What if I escape again?"

"Impossible. There's no way you can get off really."

No, really. This is actually my favorite position in BJJ, the guard. I like deception.

She pushed me to get out of my grip, but I "swam" and hugged her back.

"Hnnngghh!"

"You can't get off if you don't have technique." I said.

"Technique, ey? Technique this!"

She pinched me.

"Itte! No pinching!"

We laughed.

"I won't tap!"

"Then I won't let go either!"

"Pervert! Somebody call the police! There's a man harassing me!" Kanata said.

"You were the one that shot first!"

We laughed.

"Mou! I give up!" 

She tapped.

I let go.

"Good." 

I got up, and helped her up.

"That was some good exercise." I said.

We laughed.

Mr. Weeaboo's POV

I deadpanned at the screen.

"Can you call Dr. Eiji to come here in my office?" I asked one of my employees.

"As you wish, boss."

After a couple of seconds, he arrived here.

"I know what you're gonna say, Mr. Weeaboo."

"If that's the case, then you know what just happened, right? Amane Kanata and Tokino Sora should've NOT resisted when coming close to Yamada."

"That's correct, Mr. Weeaboo."

"Then why did they act normal? There's no way they could've gotten rid of the drug, right?"

Dr. Eiji held his chin.

"It seems I miscalculated. The drug was supposed to make you horny for whoever you're thinking of most, but them...even if they didn't think of Shirazaki Yamada, they would've revert back, since they're close to him."

I chuckled.

"So, that also means you don't know why?"

He nodded.

"I'm sorry, but even this exceeds my knowledge."

I sighed again.

"Well, I guess I can't blame you. I have heard of his wits, so he must've done something to cancel the drug."

"Hmm...He must've triggered something."

"Well, I guess we're gonna have to go with Plan B."

He sighed.

"I'm deeply sorry for my lack of computation, Mr. Weeaboo."

I giggled.

"Don't worry about it. You're one of the best scientists I know, so throwing you away would be wasteful." I laughed.

"I'd like to ask, Mr. Weeaboo. What is Plan B?"

I looked at him.

"Kill Shirazaki Yamada."

"Wakarimashita." Dr. Eiji bowed.

"Excuse me while I continue my research about Shirazaki Yamada."

He then left.

I turned around.

"Shirazaki Yamada...your time has come."

I clenched my fists.

Yamada's POV

"So...is Kanata gonna stay around?"

"Nah, I came here for the sake of the wrestling."

"That's a hassle!"

We laughed.

"Well, that's my screentime, minna! Thanks for having me!" Kanata said.

"Arigatou!" We said.

"Jaa, now that the minigames are out of the way, let's get to surprise calls. Actually, Yagoo has been looking forward to this stream." A-chan said.

"Eh?! Really?! Oi, Old ma-Yagoo! Are you watching? Comment if you're watching!"

Yagoo then replied with, "I'm watching." in English.

"Yes! Best girl Yagoo is watching me!"

The live chat went crazy.

"BEST GIRL IS YAGOO!"

"YAGOO IS BEST GIRL!"

"Ey b0sS!"

"BEST GIRL!!!!"

We laughed.

"Why best girl?" Sora said.

"It's a joke within the western community."

"Ah, sou ka." Sora said.

We giggled.

"Before we go to the surprise calls, let's check the superchat models."

"Yosh. Let's change it..." A-chan said.

The scenery changed.

"You. Shall not. Pass!" I put my hand out.

After a while, chibi me's popped up from my back.

"Oh, they actually appear like magic instead of running towards me." I laughed.

They also laughed.

"So guys, this is my superchat model! Doesn't it look cute?"

I moved a bit.

"Woah! Look at this big Chibi Yamada." I said as it appeared suddenly.

"Arigatou, minna! I appreciate the superchats that you gave me- man, I just can't stop thinking about how cute it is."

We laughed.

"Well, as much as I want to keep looking at it, we gotta continue the stream, so before this disappears, I got something to say to the viewers."

I breathed in.

"SUUUUPAAAACHAAAATTOOOOO, AAAARIIIIGAAAATOOOOOO!" I ran around the room childlishly and laughed afterwards.

"Dewa, go back to your realms, madoshis!"

The scenery changed back and the models disappeared.

"Okay, hit me with the first call!"

After a while, I heard a familiar voice.

"I'm coming in!"

I then saw the face of the one and only, the meme, the ex-comedian, the artist, Joji!

I held my mouth, and fell to my knees.

I started speaking in English.

"Wa-Wa-Wa-Wait 6x. You can't be serious!" 

Joji laughed.

I started crying a bit.

"Wait, this is so unreal! I can't believe it! Joji!"

I started jumping around like crazy.

"Oh my god!"

"Yeah, it's me!" 

We laughed.

"Oh man, I can't believe that I'd be talking with the person that taught me how to pick up girls in Japanese."

We laughed.

"I-I've heard that there was a guy in this company that does Vtubers that covered one of my songs. You're him, right?"

"Yes! Oh my god, I can't believe you'd see this!" I said as he giggled.

"Well, look at me! I'm calling you right now."

"Thank you for giving me some of your time, Joji-senpai!"

"Oh just call me Joji please."

We giggled.

"Sorry, I'm just so happy right now. Man, it's such a good feeling!"

"So uhm, let's talk for a while, shall we?"

"Absolutely!"

We giggled.

"So...I heard you covered 'Slow dancing in the dark,' right?"

"Yeah 3x."

"So um, a-are you gonna make any more covers in the future?"

"Yes. Honestly, I was actually gonna make covers of Ballads 1, including the other songs that you didn't make in Ballads 1 like Pretty Boy."

"That's sweet! I'm definitely looking forward to your covers."

"Please look forward to it. Actually, can I just do an impression of Pink guy?"

"Sure."

I then spread my legs, and put my hand out.

"Ey boss! I habe a seizure!"

I laughed.

"T-That's actually a good impression, not gonna lie." Joji giggled.

"Thank you. Actually, I got a question."

"What is it?"

"I-I kinda listened to...Daylight, and I wondered actually, is Pretty Boy gonna be part of Nectar? Since Pretty Boy isn't a part of Ballads 1, and you released it."

Joji did a funny face.

"That's a secret, boss!"

We laughed.

"Okay. I definitely am looking forward to Nectar. All of your songs are flippin' amazing!"

"Thank you. You pre-ordered it already, right?"

"Definitely. I may have pre-ordered it a bit late, but boy, I'm ready to blast the tunes the second it's released."

"Oh, that's good 2x."

"So uh, I guess this is goodbye actually, since there're more calls to do."

"Yeah. I heard that this is your...3d debut?"

"Yeah, and I've also got more stuff to do. By the way, before you go, have you only heard of Hololive recently?"

"Yyyyeahhh, I've only heard it because I saw somebody tweet about a Vtuber that covered one of my songs. This is the first time I've heard of an anime character that'd sing one of my songs."

We laughed.

"Well then, thank you for your time, Joji!"

"Thank you too. It was great talking with you. Bye!"

"Bye!"

The call ended.

I wiped my tears more.

I started speaking Japanese again.

"Mattaku." I giggled.

"Aww, are you crying, Yamada?" Sora asked.

"Nope, I'm laughing." I said sarcastically.

We laughed.

"Jeez, I never knew you were sensitive about that."

"I mean, It's Joji! One of my favorite artists ever!"

She went near me.

"Yoshi 2x. You feel better?"

"Yeah. Though, my eyes are red now because of the crying."

"Well, that's kinda obvious."

We laughed.

"That was one of the most entertaining conversations in English that I've seen so far." Sora said.

"I'm glad you all got to hear an English conversation so that you guys can learn a bit at least."

I cleared my throat.

"So, let's continue, A-chan!"

"Hai! Next call..."

After a while, I heard a certain rabbit.

"Peko↗Peko↘Peko↗Peko↘..." She whispered.

"Pekora?"

"Kon-rushia..."

"Rushia?"

"Konban-muscle..." Noel said.

"C'mon guys, I know it's all of the 3rd gen. You can drop the act now."

"Aw, how boring!" Flare and Marine said.

We laughed.

"Konbanwa!" I said.

"Konbanwa!" They replied.

"Man, it's just been a week, and you already got a 3D debut? You're lucky!" Rushia said.

"Apparently, Yagoo made this in advance. He was waiting to recruit me!"

We laughed.

"It's quite amazing how you got 150k subs fast. You didn't have that many when you started." Flare said.

"Actually, now that I think about it. I remember having around 10k viewers when I debuted. Now look at the view count! It's like around 20-30k!"

We giggled.

"Man, it's still hard to believe you got that many in a short amount of time." Flare said.

"Not to mention, you've done a lot for us too!" Noel said.

"Well, it's normal to look for each other's backs. We're Hololive, you know?" I scratched my head.

"Look everybody, he's getting nervous because he's scratching his head!" Pekora said.

"Kawaii!" They all said.

I laughed.

"Man, not to mention, your 3d model is quite uhm...sexy." Marine said.

"Y-Y-You wanna get stepped on?" I said while giggling.

They laughed.

"Ah~♥. Please step on me~♥."

I laughed.

"Nope. I'm not gonna appease a masochist."

"A-Ah, sou. That's fine." Marine stuttered.

We laughed.

"So uhm, how're you enjoying the stream so far?"

"It's great! There was also a lot of English involved, and we understood every word of it." Pekora clapped and laughed.

"W-We also heard that his name is...Joji?" Rushia said.

"Yeah, what about it?"

"I've heard you mention his name a lot before. W-Who is he?"

"Well, to answer your question, in case you didn't hear our conversation with Sora, he's a great artist."

I pointed to the screen.

"Everybody! You all agree that Joji is a great artist right?"

I saw the chat.

"Yeah! Papa Franku!"

"JOJI!!!!!!"

I giggled.

"Yeah!"

"I-I meant like uhm...his background. I heard he was...frank? Franks?" Rushia giggled.

I laughed.

"T-The thing is, he used to be an internet personality. A comedian. But then he quit, and does music for a living now."

"Ah, sou ka. So he makes funny jokes?" Rushia asked.

"Well...it's complicated, but yeah. He makes jokes."

I mean, watching him will be better, but I remember that only Haato and Coco are the only ones that fluently understand English, aside from me. Though, Japanese 101 might be a good medium for them. So is Hamburger please.

"Ah, sou ka."

"I also got a question, Yamada." Marine said.

"Hmm?"

"Uhm, when did you learn English?" Marine said.

"I was born with it, actually. Japanese is my 4th language, so that means that I learned English since I was a baby."

"EH?! No wonder you can speak fluently!"

We laughed.

"Yup!"

"Y-Yamada?" Noel said.

"Hmm?"

"Can you do a Filthy Frank impression for us? Like the ones he does for jokes, not the talking impressions."

"Ah, sou ka."

I cleared my throat.

I spread my legs a bit.

"I'm a spiritual lyrical individual. Spritual miracle lyrical individual. Spiritual miracle individual. Skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and skippin' and flippin' and dippin'. " I said as I waved my hands around like PolitikZ.

They laughed like hell. Sora even rested on the floor.

"There you go!" I giggled.

"Matte..." Rushia slapped the desk.

Desk-kun -10hp LMAO.

"That was too good of an impression." Pekora wheezed.

"W-Well, I guess we're done really with this call." Flare said.

"Oh, really? Well, it was nice chatting with you guys!"

"Matte!" Marine said.

"Oh? You have a final request?" I asked.

"Well, this may be embarrassing to say, but...c-can you do an ikemen voice?"

"Sure!"

I drank some water.

"Ah! Nice."

I adjusted my voice to an ikemen voice.

"H-How is this?"

Everybody started fangirling.

"So cool!!" They all said.

"Marine?" I said.

"H-Hai?~♥"

"Is this the voice you like?"

"YES! THAT'S THE VOICE I LIKE! ACTUALLY, I LIKE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!" Marine said.

We laughed.

"Woah! Calm down, Marine. It was just a voice." I said.

"I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS, PLEASE ACCEPT MY LOVE CONFESSION!"

We laughed.

"Nope. I rejected an idol, and I'm not afraid to reject an old pirate."

"A-ah, sou ka. T-That's fine." Marine said.

We laughed.

"Dewa, it was great talking with you guys!"

"Thank you for your time, Yamada! Thank you for your time, everybody!" They said.

The call ended.

"Hoowee! So...the next surprise call is?" I asked.

"Wait for it..." A-chan said.

After a while, I heard a certain cat.

"Mogu Mogu...?"

"...Gamers!!!" They all said.

"Ey! It's the gamers!" I clapped.

"Yamada!!!!Konbanwa!!!" They said.

I giggled.

"Hey girls!"

"Yamada, let's go straight ahead. That fire effect was cool!" Korone said.

"Ah, you mean the flames that I shot out?"

"Nn! It kind of reminds me of the older Final Fantasy games."

I played the Rebel theme from FF2 in my head.

"Wanna see it again?"

"Yeah!"

I then pointed forward.

I did a sound effect when I fired it.

"So cool!" Korone said.

"Arigatou! Man, they really did a good job on my model. I thank everybody for making this."

"Yamada, I got a request." Mio said.

"What is it?"

"Can you try acting like a chuunibyou?"

"Okay then."

I cleared my throat, and did Anos Voldigoad's voice.

"You dare mock me? I'm the dark lord, Shirazaki Yamada. Did you really think that killing me would be enough?"

"So cool!" Mio said.

"Arigatou!" 

"Man, you have such a versatile voice!" Okayu said.

"There are some voices really that I can't do."

"Eh? But you did Mafumafu's voice, is there a voice you can't do?"

"Well, there is actually."

"Dare?!" They asked.

"Somebody like Morgan Freeman."

"Morgan Freeman?!" They said.

"Yeah, lemme try reaching his vocal range."

I lowered my voice so that it can reach Morgan Freeman's talking voice.

"Challenge yourself. It's the only path that leads to growth-" I coughed while laughing.

They laughed.

"Nah, it's deeper than my voice would like." 

We laughed even more.

"At least we know you can't impersonate everybody!"

"Yeah. I'm a human, you know? Not a god."

We laughed.

"Wait, how come you can do Anos's voice but not Morgan Freeman's?!" Korone said.

"Anos's voice is a bit higher, and easier to do for my voice."

"Ah sou ka."

We giggled.

"I've got a question, Yamada." Fubuki said.

"Hmm?"

"Uhm, did you make the BGM of your music?"

"Yeah."

"Sugoi!" They all said.

"Well, my BGM is composed by me, but the BGM right now is definitely not made by me. It's made by somebody else."

"Huh, so you didn't make the BGM right now...got it." Fubuki said.

We laughed.

"Well then, before we go, I got one more question." Korone said.

"What is it?"

"Are you gonna dance in the end?"

I nodded.

"Yup! I can dance."

I shuffle danced a bit.

"Ah, sugoi! Looking forward to it!

"Please do!"

"With that, we're done here! Bye!" Okayu said.

"Bye 2x, everybody!" The others said.

"Bye!"

"Alright, so the next is gonna come from....these people!" A-chan said.

"Konkapu~!"

"Konbanwasshoi~!"

"Aloona~!"

"Haachama-chama~!" 

They all said at the same time.

"T-That kinda hurts my ears. Not as much as Haato's blessings though."

We laughed.

"Now that you mention it, I never made that for my stupid intros. Mind if I make one right now?" I asked.

"Iiyo!" They said.

I cleared my throat.

"Konban....Mage!!"

I laughed.

They clapped.

"Omedetou!" They said.

"Man, none of you are streaming?"

"Well, actually, I'm streaming right now." Matsuri said.

"Oh."

We laughed.

"Well, I was just finished singing my 4th song, so it's okay."

"That's good. So...what're we gonna talk about before we go to the next person."

"Well, there's not really a lot to talk about. We just wanted to congratulate you for this."

"Oh! I also want to say something ." Haato said.

"Hmm?"

"Thank you so much for this bracelet! It looks so pretty on my wrist!"

"I'm glad you like it."

Haato sniffed.

"A-Are? Haato?"

She started crying.

"I-I mean...we've only known each other for a short amount of time, and you've already...*sniff*...given me something special."

"H-H-H-HAATO?! STOP CRYING PLEASE!"

Yabai. It's not my fault, okay? Well, technically it is, but still!

"I kinda can't." Haato giggled.

Everybody went, "Aww!"

"Viewers at home! She cried because of a gift I gave her! Don't panic! Do not bread meat!" I laughed.

"Yamada, you made a girl cry." Sora said.

"W-Well..."

I can't deny that, but it's because of happiness.

"What will people think? You made a girl cry." Matsuri said.

"But she cried tears of happiness!"

"Still, you made her cry."

"About that, uhm...." 

I scratched my head.

"Arigatou, Yamada." Haato said.

"Don't mention it. Think of it as my apology for forgetting your birthday. I'll also have to make some amends to Towa."

"Jeez, you're quite conscious about that." 

We laughed.

"Well, I mean. It's kinda harsh, isn't it? Being a new member and not being aware of situations like this despite being a part of Hololive."

"Well, before I go, I wanna ask a question."

"What is it?"

"Well, are you really sure about this? Giving me this bracelet?"

"Yeah. My mother said I could give it as a gift for somebody. So yeah."

"With that out of the way. Congratulations on your 3D debut, Yamada!"

"Congratulations, Yamada!" The others said.

"Hai! Belated Happy birthday too, Haato!"

"Arigatou!"

"Well, I've got a question too, Yamada." Matsuri said.

"What is it?"

"Well...a-are you gonna do lewd poses?"

I stuttered.

"W-W-Why would I do that?"

We laughed.

"I'm a guy. There's no way I could-well, I could, but I'd need to show my abs, and there's no way I could do that."

We laughed.

"Too bad..."

"You're lucky you have a 3D model that's family-friendly, Yamada." Mel said.

"You also have cool stuff on your belt too." Aki said.

"Yep! I'm very thankful to Cover, my mama, my papa, my real papa, my real mama, my brother, my sister, my viewers, my-oh, I said too much."

We laughed.

"How did your viewers contribute to that?" They asked.

"I mean, their imagination made it happen!"

We laughed.

"So, before we go, I got a request." Mel said.

"What is it?"

"Can you do a girly pose?"

"Majide?!" 

We laughed.

"Well, I guess I can do that."

"Eh?!" They said.

I adjusted my voice to Marine.

"Hololive 3rd generation. Captain of the Houshou pirates. Houshou Marine desu~!"

I made sure to stick my butt out.

"I-It's kinda weird, but cute at the same time." Matsuri said.

"T-That doesn't make any sense."

We laughed.

"Actually, can you try doing a loli and shota voice for us?" Mel asked.

"Sure. Gimme a moment to adjust my voice."

I drank water, and adjusted voice. Jesus, I've drank so much water today, so I'm so gonna release it after this.

I then got a voice of a loli.

"M-Mel-neesan! Daisuki!"

Everybody fangirled.

"YAMADA!" Matsuri shouted.

We laughed.

"Stop. Marine was already on my tail, so was Suisei, I don't want a lolicon on my tail."

"I DON'T CARE! ACCEPT MY LOVE CONFESSION!"

I laughed.

"No!"

"I TAKE IT AS A YES!" Matsuri said.

We laughed.

"Fine then. Do what you want. I don't really wanna waste time."

"...Eh? You're okay with that?" Matsuri said.

I cleared my throat.

"A-Ano, oneesan?"

Everybody was fangirling.

"Control yourselves!" I stomped my foot.

We laughed.

"We can't help it! It sounds so good!" Aki said.

"Yeah! You made a good impression!"

I could literally hear A-chan breathing heavily and drooling.

"A-A-chan?"

"Ah, gomen."

We laughed.

"So with that out of the way, we're done, Yamada!" Aki said.

"Well then, bye 2x!"

"Bye!" They all said.

The call ended."

"So! Getting the shota moment out of the way, what's next in the list, A-chan?"

"The next people are...."

"Ooooyaaaasuuumiiiii!" Miyabi, Rikka, Aruran, Miyabi, Izuru said.

"Eeeeyyyyy! Rikka! Miyabi! Aruran! Miyabi! Izuru! That was a mouthful, and I should've just said the 1st gen of Holostars!"

We laughed.

"Jeez, you only had 1 week of experience in Hololive, and you already got a 3d debut, suuuggeee!" Rikka said.

"I'm very grateful about this."

"That really surprised us, your intro!" Miyabi said.

"Yeah, definitely wasn't expecting that. I was expecting something crazier." Aruran said.

"G-Guitar playing wasn't crazy enough for you?"

We laughed.

"No! I meant that I was expecting something like...you know what I mean."

"Ah..."

I pointed my fingers at the camera.

"A man of culture, I see." I said in English and Japanese.

We laughed.

The chat started going wild.

"I see Aruran is a man of culture too."

"Huh, didn't expect that."

"I see you're a man of culture too, aruran."

I giggled while looking at the chat.

"I actually find your voice impressions kinda crazy, Yamada. Didn't know you could do girly voices." Kira said.

"I can try doing your voice, Kira."

"Really? Can we hear?"

"Yep."

I adjusted my voice to Kira's voice.

"Minna! Konbanwa! I love you!"

They clapped.

"Sugoi! That's so good!" Kira said.

"Arigatou!"

"Actually, I wonder..." Izuru said.

"Yeah?"

"Can you try death metal screaming?"

"Oh man."

We laughed.

"You don't have to if you don't want to. It does hurt the vocal cords."

"Nah 2x. I've done screamos here and there."

I then tried to open my throat, and screamed the intro of Mudvayne - Dig.

"WHAT IN THE ACTUAL LIVING HOLOLIVE WAS THAT?!" Izuru said.

We laughed.

"A screamo."

"You can sing normally, and scream? Suge!"

"Yeah, I can!"

"Jeez, Yagoo's done a very good job getting you in Hololive-Actually, how did you get into Hololive?" Miyabi asked.

"Well, it's actually a funny story." I giggled.

"What is it?" They asked.

"Well, the thing is, when I went to apply for it, um...I-I actually went inside Hololive instead of Holostars."

"Eh?!" They all shouted.

"That's how you got into Hololive?" Sora asked.

"Well, not exactly."

"Eh? Tell us more." Miyabi said.

"Well, when I got inside the building, I went autopilot mode, and went inside, and sat down on a chair. I was listening to music at that time. And then a girl went up to me. I took off my earphones and she said, 'I think you should go to Holostars, instead of Hololive."

They laughed.

"Wait, what happened afterwards?" Kira asked.

"Well, at that time, there were like 30 girls in there by estimation, and I was so embarassed."

We laughed.

"And I bowed, and apologized, but she told me to raise my head. And when I was about to go out, Yagoo came in."

"B-But why'd you join Hololive instead of Holostars?" Aruran asked.

"You see, just as I was about to go out of the room, Yagoo told me to stop, so I turned around and he was like, 'So you finally decided to apply for Hololive, huh?"'

"Huh? Are you close with Yagoo?" Rikka asked.

"Yeah."

"You're lucky!" Rikka said.

"Well, continuing on, I replied, 'Yeah, but can you help me apply for Holostars instead? I realized this is actually the Hololive audition instead of the Holostars audition.'"

We laughed.

"But why'd you get confused?" Izuru asked.

"Well, I was in autopilot mode, so I didn't see it."

"But...that doesn't explain why you're in Hololive instead." Rikka said.

"Well, I asked him that I should apply for Holostars, but then he looked at me with a smug face and said, 'Nope. You're a member of Hololive now.'"

We laughed.

"Ah! So that's why you became a part of Hololive." Sora and A-chan said.

"Yeah. However, it gets better." I giggled.

"Hmm?" They asked.

"I asked him, 'Is it because I went into Hololive instead of Holostars that I became a part of Hololive instead?' and he replied, 'Nope. It's because you have a lot of potential. You can dance, sing, play multiple instruments, and can make girly voices."

We laughed.

"That's basically why. And what's awkward was that he said that in front of those 30 women, and they all shouted 'EH?!'"

We laughed even more.

"It was really echoing in the building. I was sure it reached like 5 floors up. Probably even the outside world."

They laughed even more.

"Chotto..." Rikka slammed his desk.

The others were laughing their asses off.

"So wait, that's really how you got into Hololive?" Miyabi asked.

"Yeah, and I'm really grateful that I was able to get into Hololive."

"Wait a minute, I realized something." Sora said.

"Hmm?" We said.

"Did you audition?"

"Nope. He really just said, 'You're a part of Hololive now.' I didn't even audition. He just said, 'You're a part of Hololive now. Come back here around 10:00 AM on Sunday.' And that's it. It took place on July 22, if I remember correctly."

We laughed.

"Jeez, Yagoo must've known you for a long time if that's the case."

"Yep."

"So anyway, that's all for our call!" Aruran said.

"Yup! Nobody's got anymore questions or requests?'

"No more!"  They said.

"With that said, goodbye!" I said.

"Bye 2x! Thanks for having us!" They said.

The call ended.

"Next up is this..." A-chan said.

After a while, the 2nd and 3rd gen came.

"Konbanwa, minna!!!!!"

"Konbanwa!" I replied back.

"Jeez, you're one week into Hololive, and you already got that many subs in a short amount of time, sugoi!" Roberu said.

"Yeah, we don't have that many compared to you." Astel said.

"Well, actually, I was planning to collab with the Holostars soon. Like you know, Uno, Dead by daylight, and other games."

"Really?" Roberu asked.

"Yup."

"Actually, Yamada, um...W-What can you play with the recorder?" Oga asked.

I laughed a lot afterwards.

"W-W-Why're you laughing?"

We all then laughed.

"W-Well...it's kinda embarrassing to say."

"Really? Is it like a kindergarten song?"

"Not really...it's kinda hard to explain."

"Well, okay then." Oga giggled.

Phew. That would've been a close one.

"So uhm...I just wonder about a certain thing from your debut." Astel said.

"What is it?"

"How-How fast can you solve the Rubik's cube?"

"Oh. If I remember correctly, it's below...15 seconds."

"Eh? EH?!"

"What the hell?!" They shouted.

I laughed.

"It's true though."

"W-What about getting below 20 seconds? How long did it take you?" Temma asked.

"Well, I'll be honest here, it really just took me a month and I reached sub-20."

Everybody was in awe.

"What kind of person are you?" He mumbled.

I laughed.

"Though, I'll be honest, it took me around 3 months to get below 15 seconds, and around 6 months to get below 10 seconds, and because I cut in and out solving the Rubik's cube, I maintain around 15 seconds."

"Suge!" They all said.

We then were silent for a bit.

"W-Why is everybody quiet?"

We laughed.

"Well, it's kinda hard to come up with a topic." Shien said.

"Well, mind if I asked you guys a question, then?"

"Sure, what is it?"

"What do you like about my body?"

"Well, I actually like that book of yours. It looks cool!" Roberu said.

"I actually like the wand." Kira said.

"I like the wristband." Oga said.

"I like the wristband too." Shien said.

"I actually like the top." Tenma said.

"Nobody's gonna talk about the recorder?"

We laughed.

"Well, we don't see it often."

"Well then, do you guys have any more questions and requests?"

"No more!" They said.

"With that being said, Goodbye!" I said.

"Goodbye everbody!" They said.

The call ended.

"Next is....these girls!"

I heard some familiar voices.

"Konbanwa!" Everybody except Suisei said.

"It's your shooting star, your diamond in the rough, Idol Vtuber Hoshimachi Sui-"

"Yeah 2x. It's Suisei."

We laughed.

"Ah! Yamada is mean!"

She stars fake crying.

"At least make your intro shorter!"

"I can't do that, can I?" She broke out.

We laughed.

"Well then, now that that's out of the way, Konbanwa!"

"I've already got a request in mind." Suisei said.

"W-What is it?"

"Can you dance a little bit for us?"

"Hmm...okay then."

I set the controllers aside.

"A-chan, can you play Vibe with me by Matthaios?"

"Okay. Vibe with me by...who again?"

We laughed.

"Just type Matt."

"Okay then."

After a while, the instrumental played.

I then danced.

"Come vibe with me when you are free~♪"

"Call me when it's 3~♪"

"You don't have to tell nobody that you're coming home with me~♪"

It repeats once more, and then it goes to verse 1.

"I'm gucci and I'm boujee~♪ (yes sir)"

"You don't have to woo me~♪(yeet)"

"I know that you're lonely~♪(skrt)"

"We gon' be unholy cause~♪"

"You're the waviest chick I know~♪(I know)"

"No surgeries needed, no~♪(no, no)"

"The one for me for sure~♪(wooh, yeah)"

"We gon' ice shit up, put sauce all over~♪"

"Everytime I call you up, I know saan na papunta~♪(where to go)(wooh)"

"Wait, hold up. Yeah~♪"

"I''' be there in a jiffy, I'll bring my guap~♪"

"Come vibe with me when you are free~♪"

I then stopped.

"Whoo! That was fun! A-chan, you can stop the music now."

"Wakatta."

She then stopped it.

"Suge! You move so fluidly!" Suisei said.

"Mattaku. A good singer and a good dancer. How talented are you?" AZKi asked.

"Note that I don't know how to draw." I giggled.

"But still, you play the piano, guitar, and whatever you also play, sing, dance, impersonate, you have way too many talents! It's too much, even for me." Roboco said.

"Yeah! You can do so many things!" Miko said.

"Well, you guys may not know but...it-it seriously wasn't easy training all these skills I have up to this point."

"But you don't practice for an hour, right?" Suisei asked.

"Well, not necessarily. If, for example, I have to learn a certain song in piano, I have to sit for 1 hour, but for guitar, I only practice for about 30 minutes, because of my fingers, even though I developed calluses."

"Well...I guess that makes sense."

We laughed.

"Though, why 1 hour? Why not 2?"

"Well, I value efficiency over time. You know how there are people that practice for hours, but don't make too much progress?"

"That's true..." Roboco said.

"So I've been training wrong all this time...?" Suisei asked.

"Chigao!"

We laughed.

"It only applies for me. People have different learning abilities. I just practice 30 minutes a day for that."

"Actually, what about your singing and dancing?" Suisei asked

"Well, I practice 30 minutes to 2 hours for both."

"No more than that?" 

"Yeah."z

"What about Tetris and other games?"

"Oh, I spend hours on those."

We laughed.

"I thought you practice for around an hour?"

"Well yeah, but in terms of just doing it as a hobby, I spend hours on that."

"What about producing music?" Sora asked.

"Oh, I spend like 30 minutes doing it. Honestly, beatmaking isn't hard, it's mixing everything that makes it hard."

"Huh...sou ka..."

"I-I'd also like to point something out."

"What?" They asked.

"I-I forgot that Sora was a part of Gen 0." I giggled.

"Ah, I don't exist in your radar, okay. I'm heading out."

"Matte-kudasai!"

We laughed.

"Gomen! It slipped out of my mind."

"Mou, that's not enough for an apology!" Sora said.

"W-Well...what could be a good apology?"

Sora giggled sinisterly. This is probably not good.

"Treat me to some ice cream tomorrow!" Sora said.

"H-Hai..."

We laughed.

"Oh yeah, now that you mention it, Yagoo tweeted that we'll have a break tomorrow, right?"

"Ah yeah! He did."

"He said that we can still stream tomorrow, but only because some of us have streams around dawn tomorrow."

"Sou ka."

Welp, hopefully everybody gets good sleep.

"Ah, I'd like to request something, Yamada!" Miko said.

"What is it?"

"I-I heard a certain line from uh...Filthy Frank, was it? He had this character with a dark suit."

Oh no, I think I know where this is going.

"Can you try saying one of his lines?"

"Well...is it safe for the channel?"

Miko laughed hard, while the others were confused.

"Why's Miko-chan laughing a lot?" Sora giggled.

"Well...chotto matte. Staff! Is it okay if I do something inappropriate?"

They crossed their arms like an X.

"The staff said no."

"Aww! Too bad."

"However! I'm gonna do it." I laughed.

"Yatta!"

I then crouched.

"...Ore wa....Ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo!"

Everybody laughed.

The staff in the back were doing that thumbs up crying cat meme.

"Yay!!!" Miko said.

"Though, I'm surprised you know about Filthy Frank."

"I was curious, and searched it about a few days ago. His videos were funny!" She said while laughing.

"I know, right?" I giggled.

"Though, I will admit that some of his videos are...kinda weird sometimes."

I laughed.

"Well, Filthy Frank is something that a human was not supposed to be, and that's what makes it funny. It's satire basically."

Me and Miko laughed.

"...You two are having a great time there." Roboco said.

"Ah, gomen. You have stuff to ask?" I giggled.

"Nothing really."

We laughed.

"So I guess that's all?"

"Well, I kinda have a request." Sora said.

"What is it?"

"We've heard you doing impressions, but can you try singing with our voices? It can be anybody."

"Hmm...okay."

I adjusted my voice so that it sounds like Sora's.

I then sang the chorus of Lemon.

"Ano hi no kanashimi sae~♪"

"Ano hi no kurushimi sae~♪"

"Sono subete wo aishiteta anata to tomo ni~♪"

"Mune ni nokori hanarenai nigai remon no nioi~♪"

"Ame ga furiyamu made wa kaerenai~♪"

"Ima demo anata wa watashi no hikari~♪"

"Woah!" Everybody said in awe.

"That sounds exactly like me!" Sora said.

"Arigatou!"

"Dewa, we have no more stuff to ask!" Roboco said.

"Well then, goodbye!"

"Bye everybody!" They said.

Everybody left the call.

"...Why're you still here, Sora?"

We laughed.

"Ah! You're so mean, Yamada."

"A-Ah! Sora?"

"Naaa! I hate you!"

"Sora?"

We laughed.

"Ne, will you feel better if I buy you ice cream?"

"No!"

"EH?! But you just said that you'd feel better if I did that."

"Not anymore!"

"W-Well then...what can I do?"

"Nothing!"

"Ah, sou ka. Have it your way then. Our friendship is cut off now."

"Matte! I'm sorry for my actions! Make up with me, please!" 

She grabbed my hand.

"Y-You're being a hypocrite right now."

We laughed.

"That's quite teetee, not gonna lie." A-chan said.

"Urusai!" I giggled.

"That giggle was kinda cute actually." Sora said.

"You're even cuter, Sora."

"Nan-" Sora got flustered.

I shook my finger at her.

"Don't do that to me, woman. I know how to play that game." 

Coming from prior experience.

A-chan laughed.

"Urusai! I take it back! It wasn't cute!" Sora said as she went back.

I laughed.

"Okay then."

We moved on to the 4th gen.

"Konbanwa!!" Everybody said except Coco.

OH SHIT.

"Good evening motherfu-"

"COCO!!!!!MINNA-SAN KONBANWA!!!!"

We laughed.

"Am I not allowed to say that?" Coco asked.

"Of course not!"

We laughed.

"Well, we could, but only if we have a censor sound. Unfortunately, we don't have any."

"Hmm, mind asking the staff to get a censor bar?"

"Nope."

Me and Coco laughed.

"So...about what you said earlier, Yamada..." Towa said.

"Hmm? Ah yeah. D-Do you like the necklace?"

"Nn! It's very beautiful!"

"Yokatta. I'm glad you like it."

"Ah yeah, I got something to say, Yamada." Watame asked.

"What is it?"

"Are you gonna make an album or something?" 

"Well...I'm planning to do that, but I won't tell you when!" I teased.

"Ah, that's too bad."

We giggled.

"I-I got a favor to ask, Yamada. It's about a stream-nanora."

"Lemme guess...you want me to teach you some piano?"

"Yes! Can-Can you do that for me?"

"Sure. I can do that."

Man, I might have a busy week, but I'm sure I can handle it.

"Yatta! Arigatou, Yamada! I want to do it on Saturday around nighttime!" Luna said.

"Yup."

"Actually, Can you try breakdancing like Filthy Frank?" Coco asked.

"Well, I don't actually know how to breakdance, but I can try doing some moves."

I put the controller to the side, and tried doing the one arm stand.

They laughed.

"That's actually more funny than it is cool." Coco said.

"I told you, I don't know how to breakdance, but I can do a few moves."

"Huh, okay then."

"Do you wear a hat, or something, Yamada?" Towa asked.

"Well, I remember having a hat, but I don't wear it often really."

"Sou ka."

"Ah yeah, when are you gonna play Nintendo games, Yamada?" Kanata asked.

"Well...in all honesty...I actually don't have a Nintendo switch."

We laughed.

"Eh?! Really?!"

"Well, I don't have a Nintendo switch, but I do have the Famicom, the SNES, the 64, and the other Nintendo consoles. I just really don't have the Nintendo Switch yet, and I'm planning to buy it when I finish this 3d debut."

"WHAT KIND OF VTUBER ARE YOU?! A BOOMER?!" Coco said.

"NO!"

We laughed.

"I just focus more on PC gaming than I do on the console."

"If that's the case, would you play like, Super Mario Bros on the NES?" Watame asked.

"Yeah. Kinda like that. You know, Earthbound, Mortal Kombat, Secret of Mana. Just the old games that molded my childhood."

"Interesting."

"Well, I guess that's all really for right now." Coco said.

"Really? Well, hope you all had a good time. Bye!" I waved.

"Thanks for having us, minna!" They said.

The call ended.

"Well, I guess that's all of the calls that we could get for now." A-chan stretched.

"Yeah. Though, I really enjoyed that!" I said.

"Well then, without further ado, let's go to the situations!"

A-chan then looked at something from the laptop.

"Okay, so this is from Suisei-san. The situation is, 'You were called to the rooftop, and you were confessed by a girl that had a crush on you, but you turned down her confession.'"

Oof. Sounds like a gender swap from a certain moment before.

"Well okay." I giggled.

The music then changed to something more visual novel-like.

"So...you told me to meet up here in the rooftop. What is it?" I smiled.

"Oh...I see...so you like me, huh?"

I scratched my head.

"I'm flattered, but...you see, I fell in love with someone else. Gomenne, I can't reciprocate your feelings, but...let's just stay as strangers, ne? Ne?"

I giggled.

"....And cut!"

A bell rang, and the music went back to normal.

"Man! That was kinda fun, actually." I laughed.

"How were you not embarrassed?!" Sora said.

"Well, I don't know. I guess you can say that men are natural flirts, so they can stay calm in situations like that."

"D-Does that come from prior experience?" 

"...Secret!"

We laughed.

"Mou! You're probably a playboy before."

We laughed.

"Chigao! I wasn't a playboy!"

I was honestly kinda hurt in the inside, but I gotta forget about that.

"So anyway, here's the next situation. It's from...Korone-san!" A-chan said.

"Read it out, please!"

"It says, 'You're doing MMA training, and a girl was looking at your abs lustfully, so you tried to scold her gently." A-chan said.

I laughed.

"Hmm, omoshiroi! I can kinda think of the situation now."

"So...The acting starts...now!"

The music changed.

I started doing combos, while saying "Pst!" while punching and kicking.

"Ah! FInally done shadowboxing."

I rubbed my face as if I had a towel.

"Ne, you've been staring at my abs for a while." I giggled.

"So you like my figure? Well, that's fine, but don't look at it too much. You may develop a habit." I giggled.

"I'll let you off the hook because it's me, but don't gawk at somebody else when they workout, because it looks weird. Okay?" I giggled.

"I might buy you a drink later, but only if you stop it. Okay? Good. Well then, let's go drink some apple juice!"

"...And cut!" A-chan said.

The bell rang, and the music went back to normal.

"That was fun!" I giggled.

Sora was still looking at me normally.

"Sora?"

"A-Ah! What is it?"

"Were you really looking at my abs?" I laughed.

"Chigao! I forgot that the situation ended.

"'ll let you off the hook because it's me, but don't gawk at somebody-"

"AAHHH! URUSAI 4X! I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LOOKING AT YOUR ABS!"

We laughed.

"Though, I'll be honest, you've quite a good physique, Yamada. No wonder you can do planche push ups."

"Yup. So...what's the 3rd situation?"

"It's from...Marine-chan!" A-chan said.

I laughed.

"W-W-What's wrong?" Sora and A-chan giggled.

"I-I think I know where this is going."

We laughed.

"Well then, the situation is, 'Act like you're flirting with a girl you've known for a long time."

"O-Okay." I giggled.

"This might be fun." I said.

The music changed.

"So...I got something to ask you. Remember that time when we were in the park and we looked at the children playing near the fountain? Well...I was staring at them too, but in reality...I was staring at you." I giggled.

Sora was fangirling in the background, but she covered her mouth. That probably got picked up by the mic.

"You're just so beautiful." I giggled.

"Actually, do you have a boyfriend?"

I paused.

"No? How about a crush?"

I paused.

"Ah! You have? Who is it?"

I paused again.

"Me?" I giggled.

"Sou ka...Jaa, close your eyes for a bit."

I then leaned in and kissed the forehead.

"You're so cute. Ne, how about you become my girlfriend?" I whispered and pretended to brush her hair.

"You will? Then, let's go on a date right now! My treat."

After a while, A-chan rang the bell, and the music went back to normal.

"Mou! That really embarrassed me!" Sora said.

I laughed.

"Why? Did you imagine it was you?"

"Chigao!"

We laughed.

"How were you not embarrassed by that?"

"It's imaginary. It's not like I did that to a girl. Plus that's kind of not like me when I flirt."

"So does that mean you flirt like that?"

"Probably."

We laughed.

"So anyway, let's go change to a stage!"

"Yup!" A-chan said.

She then quickly wrote something on paper.

"Let's do an intermission screen!" It said.

I raised my hand, but did a thumbs up in real life.

"Madoshis! Wait for me! I'm gonna go teleport real quick to the Hololive stage."

I went off screen.

The scenery faded to black, then changed to the wilderness.

"Woah!"

I ran and stopped.

"Okay! Madoshiiiiis..." I went from energetic to normal.

"This absolutely does not look like the Hololive stage. I'm pretty sure I did the spell correctly...Eh, let's teleport again and see if it succeeds."

I then ran to the other side of the screen.

After a while, I then got on the stage.

"Woah! Madoshis!" I said with energy.

"Yas! The spell finally worked!" I giggled.

"Dewa, for the singing, I don't think I'll actually sing a song made by another artist. This is a short song that I composed by myself when I was in high school."

While I was off-screen, the staff, me, Sora, and A-chan agreed that I'd use the guitar.

The staff sent it to me while I sat in the chair.

"Okay, so the name of this song is 'Just like the past.' Hope you all will enjoy it! By the way, it's a song composed in English." I giggled.

I started playing.

BPM = 136

Key: C#

Intro:

{F# G# F# C#} {F# G# C# D#m}

Verse 1:

F#                        G#                       F#                C#                        F#

(Pause) I was a fool, to think I could love you for all my life.

                  C#                                          D#m

Until you cheated on me for that guy.

F#                       G#                          F#       C#                     F#

(Pause)I never knew that since day 1, you laid your eyes

             C#                            D#m

on not me, but for that guy.

Pre-chorus:

F#                               G#                                 F#

(Pause) But I don't care about you anymore.

                       C#                                        F#

Cause I'm already stronger on my own.

                 G#                                              C#                            D#m

So if you wanna hang me on the phone, I don't care.

Chorus:

                         F#   G#   F#               C#              

So don't you staaaaaayyyy~ for me.

               F#    G#     F#

Just go awaaaaaayyyy~

           C#                                                 F#                  G#

Something's not right when we're talking in chat.

                  F#            C#

You were all that I had.

       F#                                                 C#                        D#m

But now that you're gone, there ain't no going back.

            F#                                C#                           F#

Cause if we do that, it will be just like the past.

Outro:

{F# G# F# C#} {F# G# C# D#m}

I then stopped.

"Well?"

I put the guitar on the stand, and the staff returned it quitely.

Sora, A-chan, and the staff clapped.

"That was amazing, Yamada!" Sora said.

"Thanks!"

"So next, I'm gonna dance. A-chan, mind playing Turning up by Arashi?"

"Nn."

I then got into position.

"Oh god." I laughed.

"Why're you laughing?" Sora asked.

"Well, I just hope I still remember the moves. I haven't been practicing this that much lately." I laughed.

I then stopped.

The music started playing, and I started dancing.

I started sweating because of nervousness. 

I also giggled at some moments because I don't know if I'm doing the moves correctly.

After dancing, I stopped.

"*panting* Dou?"

"You moved so smoothly, Yamada!" Sora said.

"Yeah. Honestly, I didn't know that you could dance well." A-chan said.

"Well, I don't know if you guys noticed, but I'm really nervous right now."

We laughed.

"Actually, your hand is shaking." Sora said.

"Yeah. I'm like quite nervous right now."

I then regulated my breathing so that I could go back to normal.

"How about we go to singing?" A-chan said.

"Yup! I wanna sing Lemon."

I giggled.

"Wakatta." A-chan said.

"Although I've sang this already on my singing stream, it's just one of the songs that really got me through the past years." 

I sniffed my nose.

"Dewa, let's start, shall we?"

The stage went black.

A-chan signaled me.

I then started singing.

After I finished singing, I almost cried.

"Minna-san! That kinda summarizes my whole stream, but before I go, I just want to get this off my chest. Can I, A-chan?"

"Sure."

I then breathed in and out.

"You see. Since I was a child, I never knew what I wanted to do in life, really. Do I want to be a musician? A lawyer? A soldier? A singer? I never knew really what I wanted to do in life. However, when I discovered Hololive, I then realized that I wanted to be an entertainer, but because Hololive was all-girls before, I didn't really decide to enter. There were other personal reasons, but I'm not really gonna say it." I giggled.    

"However, after they introduced Holostars, I really wanted to get in, but, again, I had personal reasons why I didn't enter. But that one day, I finally mustered up the courage, and went to the Hololive building, and you all know as to how I got into Hololive, right?" I laughed.

I started crying.

"Oh god. I'm starting to cry now." I laughed.

Sora was also crying happily in the background, while A-chan just smiled.

"I-I'm really grateful to Yagoo for taking me in, because if it weren't for him, I wouldn't have gotten into Hololive, and meet all these wonderful people, both fans and the Hololivers and Holostars. I also thank my real life mom and dad for giving me courage to let me join Hololive." I giggled.

"I'm gonna post on Youtube later as to what my schedule will be for the following days."

"There's also a lot I want to do, but a wish that I want fulfilled is that, soon, in the future, all of Hololive, China, Indonesia, Holostars, everybody, will be in the same room, whether it will be streamed or not, and we're just having fun."

The camera starts going away slowly.

"I want to collab with everybody that I can collab with, I want to make covers, I want to play more games, and interact with everybody, I want to do a lot of things, so everybody! Please look forward to my future content! This is Shirazaki Yamada, the mage of Hololive!" I giggled.

"Bye 2x!"

The stream then ended after a while.

I wiped my tears.

After a while, Sora hugged me.

"I see, so you you wanted to join because of me?"

"Yeah, but 1: Hololive only accepts girls, and 2: I was kinda scared to be in the same company after 'that' incident."

"Well, I guess it's my fault that I let my emotions take control of me. Ne, I'm really looking forward to your future content."

"Please do." I patted her head.

"Yosh, Yamada. Let's return all the equipment."

"Nn!"

We then returned everything. After that, I went to Yagoo's office.

"Old man!" I smiled.

He also smiled.

"So, it seems you got emotional from your 3d debut."

"Yup!" I stretched.

I got my phone out, and ordered a Nintendo Switch online in the process.

"It feels really great to finally do something for a living."

"Well, just know that this job isn't easy. By the way, when're you gonna do a transaction? It's been a while since you spent money."

"Well, I was planning to withdraw the day after tomorrow, since I still have some leftover money that my parents left me."

"Well. Like father, like son. Wise money spenders, though, the son is a bit more of a simp."

"I told you, I didn't mind that they used my money."

"Well, whatever, your decisions are your decisions."

He leaned forward.

"So, how about we create your schedule now?"

"Yup."

Tomoko came in.

"I suspected Yamada would come here, so I brought a USB in advance so I could send it to Yamada afterwards."

"Nice." I said.

I then told Yagoo about my schedule.

"So, that's everything I'd like to plan, really."

"This is final?" Yagoo asked.

I nodded.

"Okay! Make sure to make your cover in time."

"I know, Old man."

I stood up.

"Well then, I guess I'll count you on your part, Tomoko-san." I said.

"Nn. I'll send it to you immediately. What's your Discord name and code?"

"It's YamadaShirazaki. 0187."

I stood up.

"Yosh. I'll be going now, Old man."

He nodded.

Yagoo's POV

I sighed.

"Jeez, he really wants to do all those? He's quite diligent." I giggled.

"Well, that's Yamada for you. Damn, that kid is just like his father. He gets what he wants."

"Well then, I guess I should start sending Yamada the file." Tomoko said.

"Of course."

I unplugged the USB.

"Here."

Tomoko then left.

I sighed.

"Yamada...I see a bright future for you..."

I yawned.

"Well, I guess I'll finish my work here, and go home afterwards. Then come back in the morning."

I stretched as I went back to my paperwork.