I got 6 pieces of candy from Yagoo's office. There was a vending machine in the corner of the office. I got 1 extra, in case I need it for an unexpected situation. 

"Thanks, Old man." 

I also got a Sprite can in the process.

I opened it and drank it.

"No problem."

He also drank his Cola can.

I then stopped for a bit.

"Say, Old man, who makes merchandise here?"

Yagoo looked up while crossing his arms.

"Hmm, it's Akio Nakamura, but he only manages the merch, not produce it. Why do you ask?"

I smirked.

"I wanna make the 5th gen feel welcome, if you know what I mean."

Yagoo blinked thrice.

"You do know what you're saying, right? Minato and Yuna might scold you for spending your money too much, despite having 50,000 yen per 2 weeks as allowance, and that's quite a huge amount already, plus your money when you make videos. Don't go spending it like it's nothing."

I waved my hands.

"I'm not like Suisei that'd spend 100,000 yen for gachas. I was thinking of giving them plushies! Plushies of themselves!"

I also shouldn't tell Yagoo that I'm planning to give them gifts other than plushies.

Author's POV

Here's what Yamada's planning to buy/make for them:

Lamy - Planet diorama

Nene - Bleach and Gintama figures of her. (I was thinking of Rukia, and Kagura.)

Botan - Final Fantasy VII Remake 

Aloe - Midi controller

Polka - Funny instruments (Horn, whoopie cushion, recorder, trumpet, etc.)

But Yamada will plan that when he gets to have a party with the 5th gen-desu~

Yamada's POV

"Plushies? Is that gonna make them happy?" Yagoo asked.

"Well, as long as they'll be happy with the gift, it's more than enough for me."

Yagoo smirked.

"I'm guessing you're gonna do more than that though. That's some hard work you're gonna do, you know?"

I giggled.

"I'm willing to put in the effort."

"Well, do you wanna ask Akio now?"

"Yes." I said immediately.

"Well, let's go to his office after this."

We finished our drinks, put it in the trash can, and went to his office.

"Hmm? Yagoo?" Akio said.

"You see, Yamada would like to request something."

I then walked up to his table, making sure to stay a few steps away.

"What's your request, Shirazaki Yamada?"

I then bowed.

"Please make plushies of the 5th gen!" I said.

Akio then slowly laughed.

"H-huh?" I said.

"Y'know, it's not gonna be mass-produced, right?"

I nodded.

"Well, it's kinda useless actually. The point of merch is to mass-produce it, and give it to the fans that are willing to have it. Just having personal plushies wouldn't be something worthwhile, plus it's kinda unfair."

I then looked down.

"I know...but!"

I clenched my fists, and looked at him.

"I want to give them something memorable!"

Akio then looked at me, and smiled.

"You're an interesting one, Shirazaki Yamada."

He then leaned back on his chair.

"*sigh* I have no choice. Okay, I'll accept your request."

I then looked at him with utmost happiness.

"Yatta!" I jumped around happily.

"However!"

I then stopped and looked at him.

"When it's made, and they're not happy about it, you'll take full responsibility." He pointed to me.

I then looked at him for 2 seconds.

"I'm full aware of that, Akio-san. I'll be fully responsible for this project!" I clenched my fists.

He smiled.

"Well, you can go out now. I'll go find producers to make them. It'll be made before Polka finishes her debut."

I bowed.

"Arigatou-gozaimasu! I'll pay for everything!"

I then stood straight.

"Well, you can go out of the office now." 

"Excuse us." I bowed.

Me and Yagoo go out of the office.

I then estimated how much it'd cost.

Assuming one plushie costs around 1,100 yen. 5 plushies are around 5,500. I guess that's manageable.

"Still, are you sure?" Yagoo said.

"Absolutely."

Yagoo smirked.

"Why do you even want to do this?"

I looked forward and smiled.

"Like I said, I want to make them feel welcome."

"Couldn't you have told the others that you'd plan something for the 5th gen? Like a party?"

I grabbed Yagoo by the shoulders.

"Did you seriously just forget how yandere they can get?! You saw their reactions when I mentioned 5th gen, didn't you?! DIDN'T YOU?! I SHOULD BEAT AROUND THE BUSH IF THAT'S THE CASE!" I shook him back and forth while saying that.

"Woah 3x! Calm down!"

"I told you that your plan doesn't work, which is why I'm gonna have to go solo!" I said.

"What if you're the only one that brought them presents?!" Yagoo said.

"That's almost not gonna happen! I'm sure the others planned to give them presents!"

"And if they don't?"

"Then I'll ask them if they'll bring them gifts when I get home!"

"You're contradicting yourself!"

"I meant that they probably planned it, so it's redundant if I ask them about it!"

"Wakatta 2x!" Yagoo escaped my grasp.

We both sighed.

"Besides, didn't I say in my debut that I wanted to gain everybody's trust? I can't do that if I'm gonna depend on others." I smiled.

Yagoo smiled back, but then realized something.

"Are you saying that you want to degrade the others' trust to 5th gen?"

"Janeyo!"

"Oh, I forgot to tell you."

"Huh? What is it?"

"I was thinking that before they'll debut, they'll have a meeting with everyone."

"Why didn't I get a meeting when I arrived here?" I sweat dropped.

Yagoo grabbed my shoulders.

"If I made a meeting for you with the others, they'd just ghost you! You felt how much they doubted you, didn't you?! DIDN'T YOU?!" He shook me back and forth

"Mou, wakatta 2x!" I escaped his grasp.

I sighed.

"Let's just go home."

"I'm staying here in the building though." Yagoo said.

"You get what I mean!"

I then went out the building.

"Well, I wish I could get them more presents, but I don't know what they'd like. However, I think Polka's might be the easiest. I bet she'd like some things that can entertain people like whoopie cushions and trumpets." I smiled.

"Well, I won't know yet. I'm looking forward to this meeting."

I start humming to myself as I walked back home. Took a while, but eh.

After I arrived, the time was 1:10.

I decided to go to the pc, and turn it on for now.

I then went and stripped myself till I only had boxers on, and put it in the laundry.

"Jeez, one week, and I haven't washed the clothes. I absolutely need to wash it tomorrow. Lazy ass me."

I scratched my head.

I then went to my PC, and I opened discord. I was about to message Choco, but I got a message from Okayu.

"Oh yeah, Yamada. I forgot to give back the clothes you let me wear before."

Ah, that.

Luckily she was active.

"Okay, so when'll you give it back?"

"I was thinking about now. Mind if I crash over?"

"I don't mind."

"Yosh. I'm going now."

She then started going towards my place.

"Well, now that she's heading towards here. I'm gonna need to put on an undershirt and short on."

I then wore the following, and I decided to message Choco.

"Choco?"

"What?"

"Well, about the trivia quiz, is that all we're gonna do?"

"Well, I was thinking of doing Minecraft after that. Is that okay?"

"Well, I don't mind. Let's do that then for the collab."

"Yay♥~Hopefully it'll go well, Yamada-kun♥~"

Flirting ain't gonna work on me...Well, I guess the body can, but I trained myself to not lust for it easily.

I then held my ochinchin.

"Goddamit right hand! I know you haven't fapped for a while, but do that later! There's plenty of time to fap once we're done doing business."

Dammit Choco, you awakened my libido!

I then slammed my left hand on the desk.

"FUCK! Gomennasai, Desk-kun." I laughed.

I then tried to message Suisei.

"Suisei?"

"Nani?"

"We're only gonna do tetris, right?"

"Yeah."

"What client are we gonna use, and how many rounds?"

"I was thinking of using TOP. Is that okay?"

"I'm okay with that, but if it's okay with you, how about Jstris?"

"Oh, that client? I guess I'd like some customizability."

"So, Jstris it is?"

"Yeah."

"Okay, how many rounds actually?"

"How about a best of 20?"

"Okay."

I then decided to put on a facade for Suisei, for I am a sadistic bastard.

"Uhm, I also have a request."

"Nani?"

"Well...can you teach me a bit more about Tetris?"

"EHH! I thought you knew how to play?"

"Well, I played Tetris as a hobby, but I wouldn't really say I'm good. The fastest I can go is just 2 minutes."

Author's POV

He's lying. He's been playing Tetris since he was 13, and he practiced a lot. He can get below 50 seconds in a 40-line sprint. He just wants Suisei to cry and beg for mercy.

Yamada's POV

"Eh? Really? I think you're lying."

"I'm not joking though. I'm being serious."

I typed as I was slowly wheezing in the inside.

"Well, okay. Your shooting star, your diamond in the rough, idol Vtuber Hoshimachi Suisei, the one and only cute idol, will teach you everything about Tetris on our collab!"

I decided to tease her a bit.

"Well, you certainly are cute."

I'm sure she's flustered on her side.

Suisei's POV

"Well, you certainly are cute."

I start blushing peach red.

"What are you saying?! Playboy! Pervert!" I typed.

My hands are shaking.

"T-That baka! H-He's a playboy! A perv! Mou, why would Sora-senpai love him?" I said.

I grabbed my heart.

"E-Everybody calls me cute, and I don't mind it, but why when it comes to him, I start getting flustered?"

I'm embarrassed, yet what's this feeling in my heart that likes it?

"I-It's not like I like him, right? W-When did I even start liking him?"

I then looked to my side.

"Well, he is a good guy. He certainly did a lot of good things for Hololive, but..."

I held my chest even tighter.

Yamada's POV

"What are you saying?! Playboy! Pervert!"

I started laughing.

"That was so worth it!"

I laughed even more, and started to type on the keyboard.

"Anyway, I'm looking forward to the stream. Bye!" I typed while laughing. 

I had some breaks because I was laughing too much.

"Yeah, me too. Pervert!" 

I then wheezed so much, my sides were hurting.

"Oh god, help me." I then lied on the ground, and crawled to my bed.

I then calmed down after a moment.

"Okay. *giggle* I calmed down."

I then heard the doorbell ring.

"Oh, it must be Okayu."

I then ran towards the door.

"Okayu?"

"Ah, Yamada!"

She then gave me a paper bag with my clothes in it.

"You are aware that I wore that, right?" Okayu said.

"Yeah, so what-"

I realized something.

"My scent's on that, you know?"

She said with a smug face.

I started blushing.

"S-Sou ka." I looked away.

"Do you like it?"

"N-Not really."

I will admit though, I think it might smell good.

Wait, that sounds pervish.

Though, jokes aside, I wonder about the shorts? Does sperm stick to the shorts? Maybe the panties shield her ditch?

"*giggle* Well, I'll be going back now. Make sure to indulge yourself in the smell. It's my gift for you!"

"U-Urusai!" I shouted.

She laughed, and went inside the taxi she rode to get here.

I then closed the door.

I then got my clothes out of the paper bag, and sat on the sofa in the living room.

I looked at my clothes.

"I-I'm only doing this because I wonder what it smells like. I promise!"

I then smelled my shirt, and my shorts. 

"I-It kinda smells good, honestly. Like a girl would smell."

But it did have my scent in it though.

I then got flashbacks to that time I attempted to push Sora on the bed, and almost kiss her neck.

I shook my head sideways very forcefully.

"No 3x! What're you thinking, Yamada?!" I said.

I then put back my clothes to where it should belong.

"Well, I guess that's that."

I then checked everything.

Messaged Suisei and Choco? Check. Clothes? Check. Time? 1:20. 

It looks like everything is okay. I guess I should hang my undershirt and shorts in my bedroom, and call everybody if they're gonna send presents for the 5th gen.

I then took off my clothes and left my boxers on, and went to the discord server. Not all of them are active, but whatever.

"Hey guys."

"Hello!" They said.

The ones inactive are Sora, Pekora, Towa, Matsuri, Okayu and Haato.

"Well, I got a question for you all."

"What is it?"

Okay, think Yamada! If I directly say it, will they get angry? Yandere mode? Or will they be okay? I think I gotta beat around the bush a bit.

Are there alternatives? Something like, "Are you all gonna give gifts?" or, "The 5th gen is coming, are you all gonna give them something?"

I guess I'll go with the second.

"The 5th gen is about to make their debut, are you all gonna give them gifts or something?"

The others then start talking about what they'll give them.

"Actually, I was thinking of giving them heart-shaped chocolates." Subaru said.

Heart-shaped chocolates?

"I was thinking of giving them clothes." Rushia said.

Clothes...I guess that's reasonable. Women do like their fashion after all.

"I was thinking of giving them something they'd like. Whether they like to draw or sing, or maybe they want to have a date to a mall?" Luna said.

A date to a mall? Although that would sound fun, there are 33 of us in Hololive Japan. Imagine 33 members in a group trying to eat in the food court. That's quite a lot, honestly.

"I was thinking of giving them something like a horn." Mel said.

I'm guessing that's for Polka.

"Ice cream! Crepes!" Noel said.

Uhh, I guess that counts, but that's not really a gift, it's more of a date.

"How about a bath robe?"  Flare said.

I slammed my head onto my table. Desk-kun -1000 hp.

"Y-Yamada?!" Everybody shouted.

What the hell will they do with a bath robe? Flex their curvage? What even made you think that that'd be a good gift?

"D-Don't worry about me...what else are you all planning to give?"

Okayu's POV

I came back home, and lied in bed.

"*sigh* I returned it to him."

I then bit my finger.

"I kinda miss it. I like the smell actually. He smells very nice. Very...manly smell."

I wore it all the time when I still had it.

I start touching myself slightly. I even moaned a bit.

"Yamada...*moan*..."

I then stopped.

"N-No!"

I then turned to my side.

"I..I can't do it. I do like him, but...I also like Korone..."

I then paused for a bit.

"I guess I'll go on discord and see what's up."

I then went back to my PC, and went to discord.

Yamada's POV 

"I was thinking of giving them something like games." Fubuki said.

I guess it makes sense, since we're all streamers. 

Okayu then got on the server.

"Hey guys, what's up?"

"Oh, hello Okayu!" The others said.

"Hey Okayu." I said.

"So, what's up?"

"We were talking as to what we would like to offer to the 5th gen." Korone said.

"Oh, actually, I was thinking of giving them a plushie."

THE SAME AS MY IDEA?! YOU WEREN'T EAVESDROPPING, WERE YOU?!

Sora, Pekora, Towa, Matsuri, Haato then got online.

"Hey guys! What's happening in the server?" Pekora said. 

"We were talking about-"

"WHAT GIFTS ARE YOU GONNA GIVE TO THE 5TH GEN?!"

Everybody laughed.

"Woah, Yamada. That's too straightforward, give time for the introduction." Okayu laughed.

"G-Gomen. *giggle* it'd take a bit too long, so I thought I'd speed the conversation up."

"I was thinking of giving them lessons for singing." Sora said.

I guess? Do one of the 5th gen not know how to sing? Is there at least one of us that actually doesn't sing good?! I mean, I'm not making fun of them, but I never really heard anybody here that doesn't sing good.

"I was thinking of giving them panties!" Matsuri joked.

Everybody laughed, but I hyperventilated.

"M-Matsuri?! Are you sure?! Is any of them perverted?"

"Huh? Aren't panties essential for girls?" She and everybody laughed.

"Yeah, but isn't that kinda awkward?! You could at least give them a bra at the same time." I laughed.

"Oi, how about letting them spend time with their senpais?" Marine said.

"Hmm, that could actually be good, since it'll strengthen the friendship between everybody." I said.

And then there's the invasion of Botan to Watame.

"Yeah, that's actually a good idea!" Fubuki said.

I then, for some reason, thought of porn suddenly. Goddamnit brain, I'll fap! But you need to calm down for a bit, cause I have to practice a bit of Tetris to warm up.

"Y-Yeah." I said.

"Yamada? What's wrong-peko?" 

"Nothing!" I said immediately.

"Hey, how about we all go to Yamada's house? We can chat more there!" Sora said.

"His house is big?" Fubuki asked.

"Yeah!"

"Yeah, let's do that!" Fubuki said.

Yabai! I won't have time to fap! Fuuuuuuudge!!!!!

"Ah, chot'to, I'm not wearing any panties!" Mio said.

"I don't have powder on my face!" Towa said.

"I'm gonna need to dress up and fix my hair!" Haato said.

ARIGATOU-GOZAIMASU, MIN'NA! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO AT LEAST FAP!!!!!!

"Okay, let's rendezvous in the park. I'll send you all the location."

Wait, location?! What if the Weeb Organization will monitor that, and attack?! Frick, I won't have time to enjoy watching. I need to hurry up. IT LOOPED BACK TO ITSELF ANYWAY!

Dame da ne, dame yo, dame na no yo~♪

"Okay, thank you guys for the talking. I'm gonna do some stuff for now. Bye!" I quickly got off the server.

Sora's POV

"Where's he going-nanora?" Luna asked.

"Who knows? Maybe he's gonna wank off?" Marine said.

"W-W-What are you saying?!" Matsuri said.

"Why would he wank off?!" Noel said.

"Hmm, actually, that might be possible." I said.

Well, men do fap.

"NO WAY!" They said.

Yamada's POV

"YEET TEH FUKIN' TETRIS WARM UP!" I said in an aussie accent.

Quickly! To XNXX.com!

I opened incognito, and searched 3d hentai.

"Tissue!" I quickly ran out of my bedroom while stripping my boxers, so I'm practically naked around the house.

I got the tissue paper from my bathroom, and went back to my room.

"Okay, so what looks interesting?"

I quickly looked for something.

"Hmm, nice ass and boobs. I'll pick that one!"

I then skipped it to the climax, and instantly tried to beat my meat.

I then released after 1 min, and 30 secs.

"Ah shit!"

Some of my sperm leaks out of the tissue.

"Dangit."

I try to get more tissue.

"Okay, now to dry my meat up and pee."

I then made sure to dry myself out.

I then threw the tissue to the trash can, put on my boxers, and peed.

"Okay, now to dress up and check where it's (rendezvous point) located."

I put on my undershirt, put on pants and a hoodie, and checked the server for the location.

"Lemme see....it's near the same store where I bought stuff before I got a cold! Time to hurry up!" 

I then got the key to the house, my phone recording audio, a balisong, because why not? My wallet filled with 60,00 yen, and band-aid.

"Yosh, I'm prepared now for most situations. Ikimashou!"

I then closed the curtains, locked the windows, locked both the backdoor and the front door, and headed out.

I then ran towards the store.

"*gasping* I made it."

I then looked around for the girls.

"Nobody in sight. I'll just wait."

Well, I don't think loitering will be good, but near the convenience store is a park, so I decided to sit on a nearby bench.

After what seemed like 5 minutes, I saw Korone and Okayu.

"Hey girls!"

I stood up.

"Konnichiwa! Yamada!" Korone waved.

"Yamada!" Okayu waved.

I waved back.

They then got near me.

"Ne, how do we look?" Korone said.

I looked for a bit.

I decided to tease them.

"Eh, you look fine."

Korone pouted, and Okayu looked a bit upset.

"That's all? Hmph." Korone pouted and looked away.

"I even tried to put on a good dress. Whatever. It's not like it fits me anyway, dumbass."

Korone put on a black and yellow sundress, and Okayu put on a white top and purple skirt.

I giggled.

"I was just joking. You both look great."

Korone pouted more, and Okayu got more upset.

"Usotsuki!" They said.

Well, I guess I'll use reverse psychology.

"Ah, sike! You both look terrible."

They then looked at me with a sad face.

They then looked down.

"I-I guess we really do look ugly." They said.

They clenched their fists, and are about to cry.

I smiled and patted them.

"Gomennasai. You two just looked so cute, I couldn't resist teasing you." I then hugged them to make sure they don't cry.

Yeah, I went a bit too far on that one.

They then blushed and smiled.

They then suddenly hugged me back.

"Korone? Okayu?"

I can feel them inhaling my shirt.

"Ah, this definitely is Yamada!" Korone said.

"Well, I wanted to have one more smell." Okayu said.

I blushed.

"B-Baka!" I said.

I broke the hug and went away a bit.

They put on a smug face.

I then noticed the 3rd gen coming.

"Oh? Pekora, Rushia, Flare, Noel, Marine!" I said.

"Kon-peko 3x!"

"Hi Yamada!" Noel and Flare said.

"Konnichiwa, Yamada!" Rushia said happily.

"Yamada! Good afternoon!" Marine said.

Well, I really wish the setting was morning, but eh, hopefully we can get the most in this moment.

"Say, Yamada." Rushia said.

"Hmm?" I asked.

Rushia sniffed me.

What is it with girls smelling me?

"You smell a bit weird. There's a certain stench on you that's a bit unexplainable." Rushia said.

I-It can't be! The sperm?!

I start sweating a bit.

"Ne, actually, you do smell a bit weird Yamada. I know this smell, but I can't remember what it was." Marine said while holding her chin.

"Well, don't mind it. Hehehe."

I smelled my armpits and shirt.

IT REALLY IS MY BOXERS THAT SMELL! HOW DID THE SMELL EVEN LEAK OUT?! THE DISADVANTAGES OF A BOY!

"Ne, Yamada. You exited the server quickly a while ago. What were you gonna do?" Noel asked.

"Uhm, I was trying out Jiu Jitsu techniques."

I need to hurry to my bedroom when we get home, and skip it to a certain time so I won't be suspicious.

"Well, it doesn't matter. Why are you here? I thought it was just the girls that were gonna meet up here?" Flare said.

"Well, the thing is..." I went to Flare's ear.

"Oh?" 

"Sora sent the location in the server, and I was thinking that maybe the Weeb Organization was monitoring it, so I decided to do my business quickly and run here."

"Ah, sou ka." Flare said.

"Hmm? What did you say, Yamada?" Noel said.

Flare whispered the same thing.

"I-Isn't that yabai?!" Noel said.

"Well, if Yamada's here, we'll be fine, right?" Flare said.

I gave her a thumbs up.

"Yeah." I said.

"Oi! Min'na!" Sora said.

"Nyahallo!" Miko said.

"Yo guys!" Roboco said.

"Ah, the 3d talents are here." I said.

"Your shooting star, your diamond in the rough, Hoshimachi Suisei is still cute today!" Suisei said.

"Oh, the psychopathic idol that's a shota-" I was cut off.

"What did you say?" She said with a dark aura.

"Nothing..." I said.

"Konnichiwa!" Haato said.

"Min'na!" Aqua said.

"Yamada!" Matsuri said.

"Oi! We're here now!" Subaru said.

"Oh? The 1st and 2nd generation is here."

"Hey guys, what do you think?" Haato said.

She was wearing a white top and red skirt with black thigh high socks. 

Dang, those are massive af. not to mention the thighs.

"Yamada?" Haato squinted.

"What?" 

"What are you looking at?" She said.

She walked up to me.

She waved her hands in front of me.

"Yamada? Hello?"

I snapped back.

"Y-Yeah?"

"Jeez. My body's not for exhibiting, you know? I wouldn't really mind staring, but only for a little bit."

I then looked away with a pokerface.

"Says the degenerate that put up lewd pics for her house in Animal Crossing. Not to mention, also a feet fetish girl."

"Nan-" Haato blushed.

She starts punching me.

"What's wrong with you?!" I said.

"You're a bigger degenerate than me!" Haato said.

I grabbed her wrists.

"I get it, so stop!" I went near her face with angry eyes.

She blushed even more.

"Let go of me!" She escaped my grasp.

I sighed.

"Jeez, women-HMMMPPHHH?! (Huh?!)" I said while being covered in boobs.

"You know you can always go to my boobs, Yamada-kun.~♥" Choco said.

I get death stares from Rushia and Sora.

"ストープ！2x.(Stop!)" I tapped her.

"Okay.~♥" She let go of me.

I gasped for air.

"I just got choked by two women today. *gasps*"

I never knew how scary women were.

Choco giggled.

"You're fun to play with, Yamada." Choco said.

What am I?! A toy?!

I then stood up.

"Well, anyway, what's-"

Sora smelled me.

"This is a familiar smell. I don't know what it actually is." Sora said.

THE STENCH FROM MY BOXERS DIDN'T GO AWAY YET?!

"Did you beat the meat in home before you got here?" Mel asked with squinted eyes.

DOES SHE ITCH THE DITCH? Though, women also do that, so I guess she does? Wait, that's not important!

Acting skills, engage!

"No, I was practicing Jiu Jitsu techniques in my house."

"But that doesn't explain why you smell...weird." Sora said.

Quickly! Think about an excuse!

"Uhm..."

Got it!

"A kneaded eraser fell on my leg!"

Marine, Suisei, and Matsuri then fell like those anime characters as a substitute for a facepalm.

"I don't think the kneaded eraser makes that smell, Yamada. Let alone can you smell it from the distance." They said.

Well, I'm not an artist myself, so I don't know what it smells like.

"So? What is the truth?" Sora asked.

Everybody then attentively listened.

"Well..."

My acting skills failed me! 

"Stare.....~" They looked at me with squinting eyes.

"Tell the truth and nobody gets hurt." Suisei said.

The only one that'll get hurt is me!

C'mon me! Think! Even though your brain is a bit hazy, think!

"Naaaaaaaa!" Luna said in the distance.

"Hey guys!" Mio and Fubuki said.

"Konnichiwa, min'na!" Watame said.

Now's my chance.

"Hey, everyone's here. Let's go to my house now." I fake laughed nervously.

As soon as I took a single step, Sora grabbed my right shoulder.

"Miko-chan!" Sora said.

"Ryoukai!" Miko said.

They restrained me to a tree.

"This is assault right now! This is a crime!" I said while struggling.

"Shush!" Miko said.

"Roboco! Noel!" Sora said.

"Ryoukai!" They restrained my legs.

I'm more powerful than them, so why the hell am I being restrained by them?!

"Sa...what is that stench, Yamada?" Haato asked.

"Why is that more important?!" I sobbed.

"Because...You might've beaten your meat while looking at our pics-peko." Pekora said.

"You saw your pics in Rule 34?!" I said.

I then got some PTSD from reading those nhenta-*cough*...codes of Hololive.

Also, what kind of telepathy do these girls have?!

"What's going on-nanora?"

Flare whispered to Luna.

"Nani?!" Luna said.

"Hmm? What's wro-"

Luna whispered to Coco while blushing.

"Ah, sou ka. Hihihihi." Coco sinisterly laughed.

She whispered to other girls along with Luna.

Dammit, I got more girls on my plate.

"Why are the people just ignoring me?! Tasukete-" Rushia covered her mouth.

Why are the people not seeing this shit?! Help!!!!

"Don't bother calling for help, Yamada." Coco said with a sinister face.

"So? What is that stench?" Okayu said with a sinister face.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS! THIS IS CRUEL!

"W-Well..." I looked up.

"Look at the person you're talking to!" Okayu grabbed my face.

"W-Well...I..."

"You...?" They said.

"I....I beat my meat!" I shouted.

They blushed instantly.

THEY COULDN'T TAKE THAT IN THE END ANYWAY?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GIRLS?! 3000 ATTACK POWER BUT 0 DEFENSE?!

"Ah. S-Sou ka-" Marine cut off.

I shoved the girls to the side, and ran to my house.

"Manly run away!" I said while running fast.

"Yamada! Wait for us!" Sora said.

Moments later...

We were all in the living room. 

Before they got here, I instantly searched Jiu Jitsu moves on Youtube.

I fed my Tarantula with a cricket, and closed the enclosure.

I then prepared the seats, and sat down on the sofa.

I sighed.

"Well, in the end, the Weeb Organization wasn't in sight." I said in a depressed voice.

I was worrying over nothing, but it's my responsibility to protect these girls.

"So, how about we continue the topic? It's a few hours before our collab anyway!" Choco said.

I guess. It's 2:07 right now. 

"So, what are you all planning to give?" Choco said.

"Ne, maybe Ice cream could be good! I saw a huge Sweets n' Treats somewhere." Luna said.

"Really? Where?" Noel said.

Everybody then looked at Luna.

"Lemme see..." Luna looked up.

"Ah, I remember the buildings and street! Where was it again-nanora?" Luna grabbed her head.

"Well, that was pointless." We said in a pokerface manner.

"Ah, sou na, I saw one that was a couple blocks away from the Hololive HQ!" Luna said.

"Really?! Then you're gonna be the leader for the ice cream date, Luna-chan!" Sora said.

Everybody then started talking with each other.

I decided to shut up for a bit, because everybody talked with each other.

I then noticed something.

"Ne, Korone doesn't sleep often right?" I mumbled.

I then had a strong urge to see what her eyebags look like.

"Ne, sumimasen." I said to Okayu and Korone.

"Hmm? Yamada?" Korone said.

I grabbed her chin and tried to look at her eyebags.

She started blushing.

"Y-Yamada?" 

Everybody then stopped and looked at me.

"Y-Yamada?! What are you doing?!" Rushia said.

"Yamada?!" Everyone said.

"What're you doing to Korone, Yamada?!" Okayu said.

I touched her eyebags slightly, and compared it to mine.

"Sou ka..." 

"W-What are you doing?" Korone asked.

"Let's go to my room." I grabbed her hand.

"C-Chot'to mat'te-"

"You guys continue talking. I'm gonna have some private time with Korone for a bit. Sorry Okayu."

"O-Okay?" They said.

Don't worry guys, I won't have sex with her.

We then talk in the bedroom.

"Korone?" I patted on the bed, signalling where she should sit.

She nodded.

"So...What is it?" Korone asked.

"You haven't slept properly, have you?" I asked.

She looked down.

"Nah, I haven't slept a lot lately. Matter of fact, ever since I did this Vtuber thing, I don't get much sleep at all."

I suspected as much. Working everyday, and doing hours of streaming while taking a few breaks, shows something. The same can be said for everybody. They all have some eyebags. Same goes for me too, except I do make sure I get enough sleep, so these are kinda hereditary.

I grabbed her shoulder.

"Have you ever thought of at least giving yourself some time?"

"Well.." 

She fidgeted.

"I'd do anything for my viewers, so I'm willing to spend in the hours."

I sighed and let go.

"Your viewers care for you, you know? That's why they say stuff like 'I love you, Korone! Don't overwork yourself!' and other related comments."

"Well, I guess, but I want to entertain them more."

I grabbed her shoulders.

"You know it's not healthy to push yourself."

"I know that! But..."

She looked down.

"It's my life, you know? I work, help my obaa-san with work, come home, and stream for hours." She squeezed my bed sheets.

"Korone!"

She looked at me attentively.

"There's no need to pressure yourself. You can always back down if you want."

"But...I have so much fun playing games." She smiled.

"I get to interact with so many fans, especially the overseas viewers. I get to play retro games, which are my favorite, and most of all, I get to spend time with everybody."

"But that doesn't mean you should push yourself!"

I looked at the wall.

"Overworking is bad. Even I don't try to overwork myself."

"But you kind of have a busy schedule right now." Korone giggled.

"But I can handle it." 

"And so can I."

"But your sleep? You don't even have at least 4 hours of sleep most of the time, let alone around 6. You'd get a break or two and then you'd start working again."

"Well, it's okay. I drink coffee and all."

"Sleep is vital. You could actually pass out from that."

"That's why I take rests, dummy!" She giggled.

I then looked away.

"You're prone to hypertension, and heart disease for that, you know?"

I blushed.

"I also care about you. I love you too, you know?"

Korone blushed.

"W-What?" She said in a high-pitched voice.

"J-Just as friends though. I'm focused more on my work."

Well, it's hard deciding who to really love as a girlfriend, especially Sora. They all have double-sided love, especially Korone.

I then looked down.

Korone giggled.

"Dummy." She said.

I giggled a bit and looked at her.

"Why am I a dummy?" I said.

"Because you're dense."

"Not like you. I at least know what's healthy for the body."

"I know it, but I'm willing to take the risks."

She then hugged me.

"Fine then, I'll take more breaks, but you're gonna take responsibility for it, okay?"

I nodded.

"Of course." I giggled.

Now I got two responsibilities. Well, three actually.

She then playfully tickled my sides.

"What are you doing?" I laughed.

"As punishment for caring for me." She giggled.

"Stop that!" I laughed.

"Make me! I don't know what the word 'give up' means. I'm a Hololive Gamer."

"Ah, sou ka. Ja...I'll make you understand what it means!" I laughed.

I then fought back.

I tickled her sides as well.

"Oi, stop that! I have a ticklish body! Hahahaha!" She laughed.

Everybody's POV downstairs

"What the hell are they doing up there?" We mumbled.

Yamada's POV

"Apologize for tickling me." I laughed.

"G-Gomenne. Its just that you're so cute that I can't help but play around. You do that to us too, you know? With what you did to me and Okayu earlier in the park."

"Hehehe. I'm dominant in most relationships, so it makes sense. Haven't you watched my debut?"

This is revenge for pinning me to the tree.

"I did, but I don't care. Dummy!"

"Sou ka. Take this!"

I tickled her more.

"S-Stop! Hahaha!" She giggled even more.

"Hahahaha!" I laughed.

I then stopped after a while.

"So..." She said.

"So what?"

She blushed while looking to her side.

"Are you seriously gonna do it? I know we're old enough for 'that', but I'm not really prepared."

"Huh?"

I looked at our position.

"Besides, I wonder how I'll face Okayu the next time I see her." She bit her finger

I was on top of her.

"G-Gomen!" I then sat back down.

Korone giggled.

"So, are we done talking?" She said while sitting back up.

"Yeah. Let's go."

Perfect timing as well, because, I don't know if Korone noticed, but the noises downstairs stopped. I bet they're slowly walking on the stairs, because the light outside isn't covered, and I don't hear noises behind the walls.

I opened the door, and saw some heads.

They then ran back down stairs 'quietly'.

I laughed because they tried so hard to go down silently, but it was futile anyway.

Sora's POV

I don't think Yamada noticed us.

"Hahahahaha!" Yamada laughed.

"Why's he laughing?" Choco said.

Yamada's POV

"Y-Yamada?" Korone said.

"Sorry. It's just that they were noticed anyway."

Everybody's POV downstairs

"He noticed us anyway?!" We said in unison.

Yamada's POV

I then got up.

"Well, let's go continue with what we were gonna discuss."

Korone nodded.

We went downstairs.

"Hey guys."

The whole room was silent.

"Ano..." Sora said.

"What?" I asked.

"Did you do anything weird in the bedroom?" Okayu asked.

"No, not really."

I said while giggling.

"W-What did you two talk about?" Rushia asked.

"Oh, just some useless stuff. Right?" I looked at Korone.

"Yeah." She nodded.

"Well, now that's out of the way, let's continue talking." I stretched and sat on my seat.

Everybody then nodded and sat down.

"So...what did you guys plan?" I said.

"Remember when Luna said that we'd all go to that giant Sweets n' Treats place?" Mio said.

I nodded.

"We were thinking of doing that after welcoming them."

I tilted my head.

"Eh?"

"We're basically saying that we're gonna hold a welcome party for them."

I pokerfaced.

"THEY WEREN'T GONNA GO YANDERE MODE AFTER ALL!!!" I shouted like Senku.

"We weren't gonna get angry if you said the idea, Yamada." The yanderes said.

"Ah, sou ka, well-"

"However..." Sora and Rushia grabbed my shoulder.

"H-Hai?" I said.

"If you do anything weird to them, you'll suffer one of the most painful tortures ever, got it?" The yanderes said.

I nodded nervously.

"Hai."

"Yoshi!" They smiled

They then released me.

I sighed.

"Well, how're we gonna welcome them?"

"We were planning on doing something like this." Okayu said.

The others nodded.

I then sat down, and saw the others.

Korone sat back in her seat, because we both didn't talk with them about it.

"So, they'll be walking into the meeting room, like Yagoo said." Okayu said.

Okayu had the gamers and Suisei with her.

I nodded.

So Old man informed them too.

"Then when they'll enter the room, we'll go something like, 'WELCOME TO HOLOLIVE!'" Okayu posed with the others.

"You guys thought very quickly about the 5th gen welcome party." I sweat dropped.

"That sounds cool! What do I do?" Korone said with shining eyes.

"Try posing with us. Any pose."

Korone nodded happily.

She then posed along with the others.

"Yamada, rate us from 1-10." Coco said.

I nodded.

"WELCOME TO HOLOLIVE, HOLOFIVE!" They said.

I'll imagine the confettis, their positions considering there's a huge table in the meeting room, and their expressions on how real it looks.

I gave a double thumbs up.

"11." I said.

They all looked happily.

"Will the 5th gen be happy about it?" Subaru said.

I nodded.

"We're their senpais after all, they'd appreciate anything, however..."

"However...?" They all said.

I put my fist out.

"We're all gonna make them feel welcome, right? Make them feel like they're family, right?" I smirked.

They smiled.

"Of course!"

I then put it back down.

"We're gonna do our best for the welcome party!" I said.

"Hai!"

I giggled.

"Oh yeah, Yamada, we forgot to mention." Flare said.

"Hmm?"

"When are we gonna give them gifts-peko?" Pekora said.

"Well, I was about to ask you guys. I was thinking of giving it to them after they're all done debuting."

They then pokerfaced like Kazuma.

"Why? Why can't we give them gifts during the welcome party?" They all asked.

"Well, think of it like this. We put a lot of stuff into the welcome party, so they'll feel contented, but then they'll be surprised when we give the gifts at the end. You can think of it like their reward when they finish their debut."

"Well, I guess that's one way of looking at it." Watame said.

"Still, can't we give them in the start?" Fubuki asked.

"Well, how about we vote for who'll give them presents in the end?"

Everybody nodded.

"Okay, raise your hand for those that'll give them gifts at the end of their debut."

I raised my hand.

...I was the only one.

"Well...this...I got myself into a pickle." I said.

"Yeah, you are definitely the only one that's gonna give them gifts at the end." Ayame said.

"Well, we all better keep this between ourselves and the hololive staff. Let none of the 5th gen hear of this, okay?" I said.

They nodded.

Suisei then suddenly touched my pocket.

"Woah! What're you doing?"

She then got my balisong out.

"Woah! How'd you get this? What is this?" Suisei said with amazement.

HOW THE HELL DID SHE SPOT THAT?!

"Suisei?!" They all shouted.

"Woah! That's dangerous!" I snatched it from her hand.

"Oh-"

I then made sure the latch was still okay.

"Yokatta." I sighed.

"Is it that dangerous?" Suisei asked while pointing her index finger to her cheek.

"IT'S DANGEROUS TO HOLD A KNIFE IN GENERAL, REGARDLESS OF THE TYPE!" We all shouted.

I sighed.

"This is a Balisong. Look."

I did a vertical opening, and closing, and then did a horizontal.

They all looked in amazement.

"Sugoi!" Suisei said.

"Cool right?"

I then closed the knife.

"But it's not a toy, Suisei. I can't trust this to any of you unless you know how it works."

I put it into my pocket.

"I guess that explains the whetstones on your preparing area in the kitchen." Everybody said.

"Of course. This balisong is razor sharp, and I mean, RAZOR SHARP. Balisongs would usually be for tricks, but I did it so that my knives are only used for combat, not playing."

"Ne-" I cut off Suisei.

"I refuse to teach you."

"How fast!" They said.

Suisei pouts.

I sighed.

"The Balisong may look cool and beautiful, but Suisei, know that I have handled knives before, so I'm an expert in them, but you? You only know how to handle a kitchen knife, how much more if you try this? Especially because this is not a normal knife." 

"But! I really want to know!"

"Look up youtube tutorials!"

"I refuse! I want to learn from you."

I then looked at her.

"Why?"

"Because...you're very good at teaching!"

Well, I learned some balisong moves from youtube, but whatever.

I sigh.

"Fine, I'll teach you later, but just know what you're getting into!" I pointed at her.

"Yay! Thank you very much, Yamada!~♥"

I get death stares from the yanderes.

"Kowai." I said.

She then let go of me.

"So, have you all thought about what gifts you're gonna give them?" I asked.

"Heart-shaped chocolates!" Subaru said.

"I guess that's final." I giggled nervously.

"Hmm, should I still give them a bathrobe?" Flare said while holding her chin.

What're they gonna do with a bathrobe?!

"Ice cream, and crepes!" Noel said.

Redundant! There's already a sweets date planned!

"I'll still go on with my plushies." Okayu said.

At least that's normal.

"Well, we planned everything for a sweets date, planned our gifts for them, and other stuff."

They all nodded.

"Should we prepare for the welcome party?" Sora asked.

I nodded.

"Let's discuss as to who'll do what task."

They nodded.

I quickly went upstairs, and got a whiteboard from my room.

"So, let's see. Any ideas as to what we'll surprise them with?"

"Confettis and surprises!" The 1st gen and 2nd gen said.

"A banner!" The talents said.

"Games!" The gamers said.

"Events!" The 3rd gen said.

"And the date!" 4th gen said.

"Hmm, sou ka. So, who'll do the budgeting?" I looked up.

"Are we able to let Yagoo do it?" Shion said.

"Hmm, chot'to, lemme text him real quick."

I got my phone out, and texted him quickly. 

"Girls, discuss among yourselves for a bit while I wait for Old man's reply."

They nodded and start talking about budget, ideas, and other stuff.

I then got a message after 1 minute.

"Oh? They didn't go Yandere mode? You're lucky, Yamada!"

"Old man!" I mumbled with a tick on my head.

"Sure, I'll handle the budgeting. Make sure not to be too fancy, something simple is enough. Also, I guess we'll make it a welcome party then, but we'll keep this a secret from the 5th gen."

"Well, I get Old man's point. We shouldn't go over the top. Even something as simple as holding the banner on top would be good, but we also don't want it too simple. So basically, something presentable." I mumbled.

"I'm also coming over, so hang tight."

I gave him a thumbs up.

I then clapped twice.

"Girls! We got a reply. Old man is willing to handle the budgeting!"

"Yatta!" 

They then continued chatting about it.

"Yamada! We got our idea!" Sora said.

Oh? That was quick.

"Yamada! We got our idea too!" Aqua said.

"I'll tend to you later! Make sure to note down what your idea is."

They nodded.

I then went to Sora's side.

"So...what is it?"

"We're planning for the banner." Sora said.

"We thought of this: A wide white banner with long strips of yellow and pink washis on the side." Miko said.

"I see your idea. Sounds good."

"We were also thinking about the characters, but what font might be good?" Roboco said.

I then thought to myself.

It wouldn't really be helpful if I specifically said a font name like Arial. It's not like it's mentioned everyday, so I need a general idea for the letters.

"Can you imagine the letters being friendly to the eyes? Like round, but not kid-like? Big, but not too big?"

They then thought to themselves.

"I can imagine that." Roboco said.

"Good."

"Yamada! We're done with our game plans!" Okayu said.

"I'll tend to you later! Make sure to remember what you're thinking of!"

They nodded.

"So, is that all?"

They nodded.

"Yagoo will take care of the budgeting, right?" Suisei said.

I nodded.

"That's all, Yamada." They all said.

"Okay then."

I then went back and wrote on the whiteboard what the talents'll be doing.

I then went to the 1st and 2nd gen.

"So, what's your idea?"

"We thought of surprising them with lots of confettis!" Shion said.

I sweat dropped.

"Not a lot, right?"

We're not buying a 100 confettis.

"It's a figure of speech." Aqua said.

"Anyway, we were thinking of surprising them with confettis, party horns, and flowers." Subaru said.

"Hmm, so basically, anything you'd do normally during surprises?"

They nodded.

"Sou ka. Any more questions or ideas?"

"Is there anything more uncommon?" Haato said.

"Well, the thing is, confettis and party horns are quite unsurprising, if you get what I mean." Ayame said.

I held my chin.

"True..."

"Yamada! We're done with our ideas!" Kanata and Noel said.

"I'll tend to you later! Make sure to write down what you all thought!"

"Ryoukai!"

I then looked back at them.

We then thought for a second.

"Oh! I know!"

"Nani?" They looked at me.

"Confettis and roses will stay, but instead of a party horn, let's use a kazoo! "

"Kazoo?" They all asked.

"Yeah! We'll use that to play something, like...the Final Fantasy victory sound, and then a song they'd like with proper instruments"

They laughed.

"Actually, that's something new." Rosenthal said.

"Sure! We'll go with that idea! Sounds great!" Mel said.

"Ryoukai. So we're done?" 

They nodded.

"Yosh, I'll write that down now."

I stood up and wrote it on the white board.

I then went to the gamers.

"This is gonna take a while, but it'll be worth it." I mumbled

Mr. Weeaboo's POV

"Is the 'love drug' gonna work 100%?" I asked.

Dr. Eiji nodded.

"I tested it over and over again on so many test subjects, and I can tell you that it works 100% of the time."

I chuckled.

"Sou ka. Well then, the money has been transferred to your account now."

"I'm glad to be of help, Mr. Weeaboo. If you'll excuse me, I'll do more research about Shirazaki Yamada."

"You may go now."

He bowed, and left my office.

"Men, go and inject it onto their water and food."

"Ryoukai." They said, and immediately went out.

I then leaned back on my chair.

I laughed.

"Once the girls ingest the love drug, they'll get all horny, and the scandal will destroy your reputation, and then nothing can get in the way of the girls! Besides, that's how society works anyway. Women get more biased treatment than men, despite some girls doing the crime."

I then leaned on my desk.

"Sa...How will you get out of this pickle in front of thousands of people? Ex-Alex C. Panganiban?"