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Lights, Camera, ACTION

***CLAP***

3rd person POV

There was a person behind a certain table where a camera was facing. The person was sitting on a chair, resting its arms on the table. After getting ready to start, he started speaking...

"Good morning, afternoon, or evening, squarey bois! Cube QB here with a special to give to my special readers!" Cube said as he clapped very fast.

"Oh wait, wrong clap." Cube quickly changed his clapping to make it sound like a man fapping.

"...Hehe. Fapping."

I cleared my throat, instantly going back to my normal state.

"Anyway...in this special, I got 2 guests CUMMING today." Cube giggled.

"CUM. EHEM. But first, I'd like to say something to everybody." Cube clapped twice before starting his blocks of texts, seeing as his name is 'Cube'.

"Thank you all for giving this book 100k views, and...at this moment, approximately 3.06k votes! This was my first Hololive book, and I'm glad some people liked it...keyword: some, because this book is not for everybody." Cube giggled.

"But for those that decided to read it and liked it, and especially those that stuck 'till the end, I thank you all for giving this a read! To name a couple of them, Kurooo-san, GeneralRaven, Anhh987, VerySleepyMagician, N8_writes, ShubaVirus, JamesPatrick577514, ZedPie, DazedBirb, LordKroak, xhianne123, Kolkqne, Shironeko_Hitsune257, and Jesus Christ, the ones I've collabed with in this book. Aki-senpai aka OrerionAki, for writing Aki, and RoseVegitoBlack for helping me come up with some ideas. One of them was the Demon Form, if some of you didn't notice."

"I also thank the newer viewers who read the book, like JavenGabrielArboleda, onethatnotsimps (Maybe. I can't remember the timelines. Ame messed with the UTFs), Zarynox, and a couple others that read it as I keep scrolling down the endless pit that's called 'notifications' in my Wattpad site." I giggled.

"I also thank the others that either couldn't finish the book, dropped it, or finished it but I didn't see the comments to see if they were able to catch up to the epilogue, like Leviathan_Atlantis, and a couple others. (Again, a bit uncertain, since it was a very long pit to scroll down in)"

"Now, I can't keep up with the sheer history, especially by the fact that this book is like one of the 'popular' ones, so it's bound to have a lot of comments, (horni people), votes, and readers. But nonetheless, thank you guys for at least reading a bit of my book. It means a lot to me!"

Cube clapped twice more before continuing on with the next series of events.

"I thanked all my readers, and now, I hope you all are ready for what's next. Without further doodoo, let's welcome my 2 guests. First one is my first Hololive OC. SHIRAZAKI. YAMADA!!!!"

A portal opened, and you could see a guy with a neat mage outfit, dark brown hair and eyes, and a rather big bulge-I mean muscles, stand in the middle of the room.

"Hey, guys!" He said in Korone's voice and waved.

"W-W-W-What? A Korone voice?" I blinked twice.

"Why? What's wrong with that, you horni author?"

"HORNI JANAI YO! I'M THE MOST SEISO FUCKING-I mean, SEISO HOLOAUTHOR IN WATTPAD!"

"Blah blah blah. Shut up." He said as he faced the camera.

"Hello, madoshis! The Shirazaki Yamada of Hololive, Mage, is here-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

"Why are you shouting?" Yamada snickered a bit.

"STOP BULLYING ME! YOU PEOPLE ARE THE SAME!" Cube cried and sobbed.

"There, there. You do know some people bully because they love them, right?" Yamada said as he patted Cube's head.

"...So does that mean you love me?"

"Nope."

"NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" Cube shouted as Yamada laughed.

"Well, I'm done with my introduction! Hey, go introduce that 2nd guest of yours, horni dum2x author!" Yamada said.

"Ah yeah." Cube cleared his throat.

"Ah...next guest! The 2nd guest, is an MC from another book that I wrote! A guy with a black mask! Recently got Rushia in a complex sister-brother lover relationship! Recently comforted a girl who's heart was broken by an asshole! His name...is...ISHIJIN SHIRO!!!!"

A guy with red eyes and white hair came in, doing all sorts of flips, and in the end, did a double backflip to land, before standing in the middle of the room with his arms wide open.

"WOAH! THAT'S COOL!" Cube said.

"I know, right? I can do anything, unlike my horny dumbass author."

"WHY DO MY OWN CHARACTERS BULLY ME?! OI! WITHOUT ME, THE AUTHOR, YOU GUYS WOULD NEVER EXIST!"

"And without us, you wouldn't have a life."

Cube widened his eyes and looked like his soul left his body. Matter of fact, he hyperventilated like hell.

"Ch-Ch-Chotto matt-" Yamada said.

"EHEEEEEEEE!!! YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN!" Cube sobbed.

"Shut up and stop being a baby." Shiro said.

"ENOUGH ALREADY!" Cube said as they both laughed.

"Alright, alright. Enough. You know we love you, right?" Shiro asked.

"Nyah!~ You two are so tsundere! Matter of fact, Shiro..."

"Hmm?"

"I wrote you as a tsundere, you know? Kikikiki." Cube covered his mouth with his right hand and did a smug face.

"Ah, for fuck's sake, Cube-welp, can't go against my own author anyway." Shiro giggled.

Cube and Yamada also giggled.

"Anyway! Today, I brought you two here for a special occasion! Do you know what it is?"

"Hmm...Author bonking day?"

"Rape?" Shiro asked.

"R-R-R-Rape?! WHAT?!" Cube asked Shiro as Yamada laughed.

"What the fuck?! That's hella gay, Shiro! Kinky tho UwU Let me in." Yamada said.

"W-W-W-What? That's gay, Yamada." Shiro said.

They both held their hands together and grinned.

"Let's rape somebody today."

"Nyah!~ They're gonna rape me!~ What should I do to defend a poor author like me?-"

"We said somebody, not you." Yamada said.

".....NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

*Technical difficulties ensued*

"Ehem...anyway, enough with the comedy, it's time for us to do what we came here for!"

"...Hehe. 'Came.'" Yamada said.

Shiro and Cube held in their giggle, before going back to normal.

"So...for real this time, what do you guys think is the actual event today?"

"Hmm...I don't know. All I know is that it's special today." Yamada said.

"Yeah. You're gonna dare me and Yamada to do some stuff?" Shiro asked.

"Nope! Today, we're gonna do a special chapter! Where I ask you some questions about your stories' future events and other personal inquiries, and the audience will listen!"

"Ah...so basically, it's a horny talk show." Shiro said.

"Yeah. You want our dicks? Become futa first."

"THAT'S NOT WHAT IT IS TODAY!" Cube shouted as Shiro and Yamada snickered.

"Well...jokes aside, before we get into it, mind telling the audience how you 2 know each other? The reason why you guys aren't using honorifics towards each other?"

"Ah, sure." They both said.

"So...I know Yamada because...Author-kun just put that in our memory, right, Yamada?" Shiro asked.

"Yup. Basically, our author just 'wrote' that we have this knowledge and self-awareness that we know the other characters Cube has written. Now, obviously, Cube will get rid of this memory and pretend nothing happened after this chapter is done. But there miiight be a tendency where me and Shiro could break the fourth wall. Most probably me, though." Yamada giggled.

"Yeah. That's why, squarey bois, they know each other! Because I'm the author of my own book!" Cube said.

"So. No time to waste, 1st question! Yamada, what do you expect in the next season when I write it?" Cube asked.

"Hmm...good question." Yamada crossed his legs and arms.

"I'll expect to see at least 2-3 gens of kouhais next season. I can't assure more than that, unless...of course, you skip a lot of days in the story, and let it happen. There's a new gen recently called HoloX, right?" Yamada asked.

"Yup!" Cube said.

"Sweet! I can't wait to bully Chloe!" Yamada said.

"Actually, Iroha can be bully material...ah, fuck that. I wanna hug her. Iroha's too precious to bully." Yamada continued.

"Wait a minute, Chloe? You're gonna bully her?" Shiro asked.

"Yeah, what's wrong with that?"

"...Bro, that's uncool." Shiro said with a disgusted face.

"Eh? Why?" Yamada blinked twice.

"You should AT LEAST make her cry. Fuck, man." Shiro said while waving his head left and right, and Yamada bursted out laughing while making Cube hyperventilate.

"S-S-S-Shiro? You do know Yamada's universe and your universe are also aware of this special we're doing, right?!" Cube asked.

"Yes, and I do not regret a single word from what I said." Shiro giggled, and Yamada slapped his knees.

"Actually...you're right." Yamada said.

"OI! SAKAMATA IS PRECIOUS!" Cube shouted.

"That's why we bully her, 'cause we love her." Shiro and Yamada said.

"...Wait, elaborate, please?" Cube asked.

"Probably a lover, probably a friend, but definitely as a kouhai. Depends on what you'll decide, you horni author." Yamada said.

"A kouhai. She's probably gonna fall in love with Iroha, but eh, the choice is up to you, Cube." Shiro said as he rocked left and right.

"Oh yeah. Um...streaming schedules...now, because we're gonna go to school now, there's less free time for us. However...the school is divided into Morning class and Afternoon class. Some students are only gonna attend morning class, some students are only gonna attend afternoon class, so...we're gonna be fine with that. Although we'll have some sort of disconnected schedules with the others, we might be fine." Yamada said.

"I see...Welp! Next question! Erm..."

"Shiro, do you love your 'harem'?" Cube asked.

"Well...I do...HOWEVER...!" Shiro put his hand out.

"Hmm?" Cube said.

"I only love them platonically." He stated.

"I love Flare and Noel, I love Rushia, I love Roboco, and the other girls, but only as a friend...I do not plan in putting my dick inside their pussy, or giving them a kiss."

"Eh? But your dick stands everytime these girls hug you. Matter of fact, from just being close, you feel tightness in your pants.~" Cube said.

"Ey, that's just-" Shiro said as Yamada and Cube laughed.

"That's a normal reaction for a man. You can relate to me, right, Yamada?" Shiro asked.

"Yup! Everytime I hug Sora and my other girlfriends, I get a boner. It's just a natural man response, ESPECIALLY if you're a pervert." Yamada said.

"Well...I mean, when I think of you two, I do get a bone-"

"Alright, LET'S FUCKING BONK OUR AUTHOR!" Yamada said as he summoned a bonk bat and gave one to Shiro.

"GOT IT!" Shiro said as he started to run and vault over the table.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

*TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES*

"Ehem...continuing on. That's the 2nd question done! So, Yamada might get to interact with HoloX, but definitely will have enough time to interact with IRyS and maybe the Council, and Shiro treasures his friends greatly! Eh...next question!" Cube said.

"Who do you think has a bigger butt between you two?" Cube asked.

"...I-Is this a troll question?" Yamada asked.

"Hmm...don't know. I mean, if you train your lower body a lot, you'll be expected to have a big butt, so I can't tell honestly." Shiro said as he put his hand on his chin.

"Oi, why're you answering normally like it's nothing?" Yamada asked as Shiro and Cube laughed.

"Well...I will be honest, I have Captain America's ass, so-" Yamada said.

"Actually, should we stand up and let Cube judge?" Shiro asked.

"Yeah, sure. I mean, it's kinky." Yamada said in a woman's voice.

"Ooh...I get to fantasize about my characters." Cube said as he hyperventilated.

Shiro and Yamada showed their side view to Cube, and he observed closely...like Amelia using her magnifying glasses.

"Hmm...actually, you two are kind of the same."

"E-Eh?" They said as they faced Cube.

"HOWEVER! I think Shiro beats Yamada by a few centimeters."

"WOOOOOO!!! YEAH, BABY! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT! WOOHOOOO!!" Shiro shouted as he yeeted himself to the couch.

"W-What?! Oh, yeah, he's a soldier. He trained more than me." Yamada said as he breathed in, and his body...started changing into something different.

His chest started growing something big, his hair started growing long, his ass and thighs especially became bigger, his arms looks more slender, and finally...

"How about now? Who has the thiccer ass now, Cube?" Yamada asked in a low feminine voice.

"W-Woah!" Shiro and Cube said.

"Ah...We forgot to tell the audience." Yamada said.

He looked at the camera and ducked a bit.

"Yes, madoshis. I can, in fact, genderbend myself. You might see this in the next season, so feel free to fap to my body if you want." Yamada giggled.

"T-The fact that you said that so casually is just fuckin'-" Shiro said as Yamada and Cube laughed hard that they slapped their knees.

"I-I mean...I won't lie, I'd fap to Yamada's genderbent self...oh wait, Yamada, mind telling the squarey bois what your female name is?" Cube asked.

"Oh yeah. My female name is Yuzuru. Shirazaki Yuzuru. Thanks to a certain person called Rin (Cube's friend). Remember that, dear madoshis." Yamada said as he transformed back into being a male.

"Ah, too bad. I wanted to fa-"

A rhythmic sound that sounded like a bat being hitting against skin, and it was produced by 2 people...

"Bonk?" Yamada asked.

"Bonk hoshii?" Shiro asked.

"...Next question...?"

"...Good!" They said as they threw away the bats.

"Phew...! Anyway, next question is...Shiro, Ayame is your oshi, yet it seems she hates you the most out of all the girls. Later on in the story, will you and Ayame get together soon enough? And if so, how clingy is she to you?"

Shiro looked up and smiled a bit.

"Um...you see..." Shiro said as Yamada chuckled and Cube smiled widely.

"Is she as clingy as my Ayame in my universe?" Yamada asked.

"Um...probably? I mean...here's how it is." Shiro said.

"So...Ayame and me finally became friends...and I'mma admit. Before, she wanted to stay the fuck away from me...now she demands I hug her and pat her at least 100 times after I wake up." Shiro said.

"Let's go...! Let's go!" Yamada shouted as he stood up and clapped, before sitting back down and elbowed downwards with both of his elbows.

"I see. I see...! So basically, Ayame is like your girlfriend?" Cube asked.

"N-No...she's just a really precious friend." Shiro said.

"O-Oh! Okay!" Cube said.

"I see...a 'friend', my dude. 'FRIEND'." Yamada said, and they all laughed.

"It's true though. I only see her as a girl I want to protect, not to get freaky in bed with." Shiro said.

"Aww, dammit! Aight, I'mma make you and Ayame fuck." Cube said.

"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE, CUBE!" Shiro shouted as Cube laughed.

"I mean...the fact you give her pats and hugs is enough already for girlfriend material, so..." Yamada shrugged, and giggled.

"Hai hai hai. Your heart belongs to Subaru." Cube said to Shiro.

"N-NO, IT DOESN'T!" Shiro said.

"How cute of you to deny your feelings!~"

"I'M NOT, YOU MOTHERFU-" Shiro got out of his table, making Yamada lean back a bit more and giggle as Shiro vaulted over Cube's table.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

*DIFFICULTIES OF TECHNOLOGY ENSUED*

"Alright...next question...Yamada, how powerful are the other gen members if they ever get introduced into the story?" Cube asked.

"Hmm...let's just say that they can beat me if they try hard enough."

"Oh...!!" Shiro and Cube said.

"Like, obviously, I'm still more powerful than them cause of my gift, but...if they do the right strats and right tactics...they can actually kill me."

"And...who were able to almost kill you?" Cube asked.

"Hmm...let's say that Sana, Kronii, Amelia and IRyS were close enough, and for HoloX...maybe Laplus."

"Ooh...Amelia, as well?" Cube asked.

"As powerless as she is with weapons, she's hella smart with time powers, my dude." Yamada said.

"Oh yeah...! I'm the author, I'm supposed to know these." Cube laughed and Yamada and Shiro blinked twice.

"Fuzakenna." Yamada said as he also laughed.

"Actually...Sana? How'd she almost kill you?" Shiro asked.

"With her big, thicc, EXPANDING BODY! If I didn't rewind time, I wouldn't have died necessarily, but I would have been yeeted out of fucking oblivion." Yamada said.

"And IRyS...?" Shiro asked.

"Well, she's rather powerful in her demon form. Almost on par with me." Yamada shrugged.

"Ooh...!" Shiro and Cube said.

"I see...so, last question...! Shiro, since you're all about 'Oh, I got the Hololive girls under my sleeve', what about the others? Like, you know, Nijisanji, PRISM Project, Kagura Mea, you know, the other Vtubers! What about them? How's your relationship with them? Can you tell the squarey bois about it?"

"Hmm...good question...I gotta say, I got some connections with them." Shiro said.

"Humu humu." Cube said.

"...And especially Finana and Mea..."

"...Oh god." Cube said as he laughed and leaned to his right a lot, getting out of the camera's view as Yamada stand there looking off into space. ( Into Sana ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

"...It just had to be the 2 degenerates..." Yamada said.

"I mean...don't you have connections with them too in the future 2nd season?" Shiro asked.

"Yeah, but they never flirted with me...I swear to god, Finana looked at you like Sora looked at me after the end of the Midnight Massacre..." Yamada said as Shiro held in his laugh.

"I-I mean...she is cute, but...nah, I just can't see myself as being her boyfriend..." Shiro said.

"W-Wait, flirting? Actually, elaborate more on that, Shiro. ESPECIALLY Mea." Cube said.

"Ah yeah. I won't spoil much, just to keep you all interested and to let you all look forward to the Shiro x Nijisanji arc and the Shiro x Kagura Mea arc, but let's just say that...there were a few Nijisanji EN girls interested in me in a romantic way, but never have I seen somebody as thirsty as Finana, like holy shit, if I was still 15 years old, I would've fucked her, no cap." Shiro said.

"Oh damn." Cube said as he laughed his ass off even more, and Yamada held in his laugh.

"Damn, they're thirsty alright." Yamada shook his head slowly.

"And especially Mea...Oh god...we're 'very close', if that makes sense." Shiro said.

"Hmm? Cube, you know what that means?" Yamada asked.

"Yes, but I won't tell you." Cube said.

"Aww...dammit!" Yamada said as he giggled.

"Ah, yeah. What about the boys? Who did you make friends with aside from the Holostars?"

"Well...there's Bonniver...there's Kuzuha and Kanae...Oh, Kamiya Juu. Him too." Shiro said.

"Ooh. So you got connections in several places?"

"Yup. I'm also friends with...Oliver-sensei, then there's also Han Chiho and Min Suha. We became friends when I invited them over for some CS:GO."

"Ah...yeah. You're a polyglot, right?" Cube asked.

"N-Not really...but yeah. I can speak Korean only at a BEGINNER level, so...I can communicate with them, I guess."

"Ah, I see...Well then, before we finish this special, do you two want to say something to the audience before you leave?" Cube asked.

"Well...All I gotta say is that, in the 2nd season, I hope you all are ready to see a bit more action, 'cause I hope Cube's brain is big enough to think of a good plot for the 2nd season. He better not waste it on useless porn videos he wants to watch."

"Ah...don't worry...?" Cube said and sweat dropped.

"Oh yeah, and definitely look forward to the powers of the other gen in the next season. They WON'T disappoint you. That'll be all from me, and thank you." Yamada said.

"Alright! Shiro?" Cube asked.

"Hmm...Well, I gotta say, look forward to the character development of the girls, and especially mine, as I try to get out of my comfort zone and trust them a bit more. Wink wink." Shiro said.

"W-What does that mean? 'Wink wink'?" Yamada asked.

"Eh, leave it to Cube. He knows the plot." Shiro said.

"Alright...Cube?"

"Nah, can't spoil it. Sorry, Yamada."

"I'll let you suck my dick if you tell me the plot."

"...C-Can we talk after this?~ I'll tell you everything you need to know-"

"Okay, I was just joking. Carry on with the show, you fucking horni fuck." Yamada said.

"....NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!-"

*TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES*

"Ehem...continuing on. What else do you want to tell the squarey bois, Shiro?"

"...Oh yeah, prepare for when I finally debut, because after that, I'm about to cause a lot of mayhem and chaos in the Vtubing scene. Like screaming SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX like Takeshi as I play Mario Kart, and some shit." Shiro said as Cube and Yamada laughed a bit.

"I see!" Cube said as he clapped once.

"Well then, that does it for this special! I hope you all enjoyed the special! That was...interesting, to say the least."

"It's interesting 'cause we're in it, not because you wrote it, dum dum." Shiro said.

"What Shiro said." Yamada said.

"....Ne...WHY DO-WHY DO YOU TWO LOVE TO BULLY ME?!?!" Cube said as he sobbed.

"AM I JUST BULLY MATERIAL?!" Cube asked.

"Nah..."

Yamada and Shiro went to Cube's side and hugged him.

"That's because we love you.~" They said.

"R-Really?"

"Yes." They said.

"Eh?~ I love you two as well-"

"No homo though, you fucking horni." They said as they released Cube.

"Oh...sob...that's fine." Cube said.

"Well, jokes aside, it's time that Shiro and Yamada go back to their universe! Yamada, please make a portal back to your world and Shiro's world." Cube said.

"Yup!" Yamada said as he made a blue portal. One leading to Yamada's world, and the other leading to Shiro's.

"Bye, madoshis!" Yamada waved as he went through his portal.

"Bye, privates! Oh yeah, remember. My fanbase is gonna be called 'privates', so call yourselves that after I debut, okay?" Shiro said as he waved bye and went through his portal.

"Well...now that they're gone...!" Cube said as he vaulted over his table, and went to the camera.

"It's time to cut the camera off! Squarey bois, it was nice having you all in this chapter! Take care of yourselves, make sure to stay healthy and gucci, and...be horni-I mean, happy...yeah, happy!"

Cube waved his hand at the camera before he would then proceed to shut the camera off.

"Cube QB outtieeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"