Hello welcome back to the news...........A lot has happened since we aired our last episode. It seems that Dante has discovered and reached new levels with the Womance and Bromance children ship. Let's go to me who's now back after that rage event that occurred. Welcome back me.

Yeah yeah whatever. Look, we've recently had to hold down Junior as he attempted to kill the master of all fuckboys. I had to get inbetween them to save his life just to make a ship happen. But we are reaching new levels with this as we can now place them in the same room without Rachel attempting to kill him. We may or may not have threatened to hire our new assassin Cupid if he fails to follow through this.  Back to me.

Welp remember if you didn't hear it first, it's a rumor. And I'm watching you ship