And we are back! If you're just tuning in with us, welcome! Translation: Where the hell have you been?!
Anyway welcome back to the Newz. Our top cover story has been "Damien..........And Love?!"
We apologize for not being here for the last days. One: the admin was too lazy to write this (Hey!) And two: We were almost pronounced dead after Junior discovered our story. But now we're back! With luxurious details. Me! Tell them about the story! Damn boy you look good!

Haha thank you me. Okay so when we last left off we were discovering Junior's love story. Our top high tech team of agents have discovered that he's in love with..........*looks in the camera then back to the cuecards, talks to the cameraman* Are you really kidding me? N-No! You did not just wrote that he's in love with her! (Sir! We are thankful it wasn't Jinx) well that's true. Jinx is Jinx- I THOUGHT I SAID NEVER MENTION THAT NAME ON THIS TEAM. YOU FIRED! SECURITY!!!! *recruits a new camera man* (3...2...1) Sorry about that. I mean was You're not ready for this. The world isnt ready for this. The mystery girl is...........a clown. A jester. The master of hearts everywhere. Even worse..........she's the Jokers daughter! I can't even me. Back to you and damn my- I can't even do this. *throws my microphone into the river and storms off into the streets of Gotham*

*spits out the cup of Orange Juice I was drinking*
THE FUCK?!- *clears throat* I mean you serious? It would seem that Damien is reportedly being changed by Jokers daughter. I hope she doesn't get him make up tips. Well you've heard here first people! DAMIEN AND THE JOKERS DAUGHTER ARE OFFICIALLY A SHIP!

Your questions tonight viewers, should you choose to accept it, are: Do you ship them, What should their ship name and finally: on a rate to 10, how much do you respeck my name?

Goodnight and goodbye

Man cut those cameras off! Y'all don't pay me enough for this crap! (Yes we do. Sir if you just-)No! My brother is crushing on The Jokers daughter?! (But since both of you are from the future, wouldn't that make her one of your father's ex girlfriends?) ........wait......what?! I said turn those cameras off!