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THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY BROADCASTING SYSTEM WARNING YOU OF LOCAL CUPIDS ARE IN YOUR AREA

Good morning thank you for joining us today. Our top story today is: Damien Wayne, better known as Junior, has taking a liking to a girl!
Let's go to the streets. Dante where you at? And damn boy! You look good!

Thank you me. It seems my eldest brother Junior has fallen for a girl. Who is she? Well our reporters have asked and are reportedly are in intensive care in Gotham Emergency Hospital. We've covered this story as Cupid has just shot him. Witnesses has informed us that he has all the symptoms of the deadly disease. He seems to have the early stage: Crush. xDamienWayne  Back to you me. Damn boy! You look good!

Thank you me. Now, it's too late for me. Because......I two have the deadly disease. There is currently no known cure for this and victims have reported that they don't want to be cured. Who is the lady who changed my brother? What are we going to do? Is this going to end of xLogan_-  and his league of fuckboys? Find out all this and more tonight. See ya later! But remember: If you see Cupid and you're a fuckboy, run like hell.