Relationship: Frenemies

Ship name:
Morvia

Ringtone:

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He's a secret Carrie Underwood fan. Who can blame him? Plus, he likes the way people try to guess who's calling from his ringtone and this one usually stumps them.

Nicknames:
Angel
Little Watson
Blondie
Good girl (because of ringtone)
Blue-eyes
Dearie
Lil' hedgehog
Liv
Livia
Lovely
Small Fry (to annoy)
Fashion. Icon. (Mostly joking)
"The only other person who remotely understands the complexities of how to fucking dress."

Aesthetic board:

Favourite thing about them:
She's actually really funny, especially when she's drunk. He didn't expect it, certainly, but he also didn't expect her to have a dark sense of humor, either.

Least favourite thing about them:
She takes forever to loosen up and relax. She'll agree to go out for drinks, then he has to spend half the night convincing her that he's off the clock and not murdering anyone...or planning to, anyways.

Fondest memory:
One of the first times they went out drinking, they started playing truth or dare. He dared her to kiss the most attractive person in the room. Being the smartarse she is (when drunk) she kissed her own hand.

Most painful memory:
The same night they started talking about being sentimental. He explained that he carried his mum's necklace with him everywhere. It wasn't her fault or anything, but alcohol tends to make him a touch more emotional about things.

Fear:
[Of her]
She's actually fairly smart and a pretty good shot. Enough said.
[Their relationship]
He'll actually start to get attached to her as a friend. She's still Sherlock's little pet or whatever. It absolutely terrifies him that he might actually become sentimental about her and won't be able to kill her if the need arises.

Quote:
"I wouldn't mind going out for drinks again. I also wouldn't mind kissing her again. Don't confuse what I'm saying—I also wouldn't mind finding her head in a goody basket or on my front porch as a gift."

Headcannons:
🌆They go out drinking. A lot. Jim's a functioning alcoholic. Despite what she says, he fully suspects she is, as well.🌆
🌆Dark humour finds its way into almost all their conversations. Neither of them would normally admit to finding some of these things funny, but when you're both laughing your arses off about Stalin fucking Hitler, well...🌆
🌆He has a morbid fascination with weaponry, something most people try not to humour him with too much. Mostly because it freaks them out...she doesn't seem to mind it too much.🌆
🌆He has a LOT higher of an alcohol tolerance than her and frequently amuses himself by getting her drunk WAY past her tolerance for the fun of it. It usually ends up with tea at her flat, oddly enough.🌆
🌆She is oddly okay with him talking about his work, as long as he avoids conversations about killing people.🌆
🌆He's constantly annoyed when she tags along with Sherlock. More because it means he has to deal with two do-gooders than just John. At least John knows how to keep his mouth shut.🌆
🌆She tries to convince him to have a conscience...it doesn't work.🌆

Drabbles:
[Dark Humour]

"So, I asked her, 'Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?' And for a moment, she just looks at me like I'm crazy, before admitting she doesn't know. I tell her, 'To keep the vegetables cool and fresh!" He began laughing at his own joke, not the worst of his vast array, but it still had been enough to get a drink in the face. He expected Olivia to do the same, to his surprise, however, she began laughing with him.
"What!? But that's hilarious!" Her voice was slightly skewed from drinking a little too much, but it was still evident she genuinely found it funny.
"Wait, Wait, wait—You know how when I remove polish with chemicals it's fine? But think about it...when Hitler removed the Polish with chemicals, everyone lost their shit!" She was gasping for breath, Jim quickly following suit.
"Did you hear about the website for Orphans..?" He waited until he was certain she'd heard him, "It didn't have a home page!" More explosive laughter. Maybe the little Watson wasn't so bad, after all....

[Have a conscience.]

"How would you feel if it were you?" How he'd ended up in this situation, wrists cuffed to the table and Olivia Watson giving him some high-and-mighty spiel was beyond him. He'd meant to get arrested, obviously, but she hadn't been a part of the plan. Neither had this endlessly boring conversation.
"How about you go drink a pint and loosen up, then we'll talk." If he rolled his eyes any harder, they'd have fallen out of his head.
"Innocent people—children—died in that stunt of yours!" She said, voice horrified at his implication.
"Yeah, try that on someone who wasn't begging for death by seven years old, maybe it'll work."

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