Relationship: Special Friends

Ship name:
Mariartea

Ringtone:

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Obviously. Tea time is Mary and Jim time.

Nicknames:
Mare-Bear
My Queen
Queen of Everything
Lil' Mary
My Dear
Darling
Dearie
Dearest
Bonnet (don't ask)
Bonbon

Aesthetic:

(Might redo, but it's okie for now)

Favourite thing about them:
Mary is pretty much always happy. He loves that about her and though he likes to tease her about it, he wouldn't change it for the world.

Least favourite thing about them:
She can be very airheaded when someone likes her. She's usually very observant, so it's a tad annoying when he has to tell her someone likes her.

Fondest memory:
Telling her Sherlock was interested in her. He was pretty positive, but just the face she made—utter embarrassment and—was that joy? Ooh la la!—that burning blush! It was adorable and he loved it.

Most painful memory:
?
There probably is one, he just has it buried or deleted.

Fear:
That she'll realize he isn't worth the effort. He's always upset over something, he feels, and she's constantly helping him. He depends on her, in his own way, and he's scared she'll ditch him.

Quote:
"No—she's not my lover, just—for fuck's sake; SHUT UP! We're friends. That being said, you hurt her and you'll find your eyes being sent to your mother, tongue to your brother and hands to your best friend with a note describing how you wet yourself before your death. No one hurts Mary and gets away with it. Ever."

Headcannons:
🎆He loves to pick on her for being short. It's one of his favourite pastimes.🎆
🎆Tea Times with Mary are the best times. He usually makes the tea, mostly because he actually enjoys making tea (not that anyone except Mary knows this), but also because he likes how she just starts talking while he does.🎆
🎆He is VERY protective over her. Hurt Mary and you're hurting the family of James Isaac Moriarty and you will FEEL the consequences.🎆
🎆He jokingly calls her his sister—especially when they're mistaken for a couple.🎆

Drabbles:
[Short]

"JIM!" She screeched, "I swear to God, Buddha AND Allah, if you don't give me those cookies, I will strangle you!" She attempted to climb up his arm, only earning laughter in response as he got on tip toe to hold it higher. She huffed, crossing her arms with a pout.
"You couldn't reach high enough to strangle me, sorry, My Dear." He grinned down at her, seeming very proud of himself. She sniffed before stomping on his foot, causing him to double over in pain.
"You've dunk low enough for me to reach." She replied, taking the cookie tin. After leaving him to well in pain for about five minutes, she returned with ice, crumbs littering her shirt and the edges of her lips.
"I'm not that short." She grumbled as she helped him.
"Of course you're not, but that's the fun part." He wiped her lips and chin with his handkerchief, winking jokingly at her.
"Besides, you're a lot closer to 'fun sized'."
"I WILL KILL YOU!"

[Protective]

He examined the man in front of him, a blasé look about him before a sick smile spread across his features.
"Get that condom out of your pocket. And I'd cancel any reservations you have. This is a date—you and hers FIRST one. If you think Mary is going to sleep with you, you need to get your brain checked, because there's something wrong with it." He hissed, snatching the man by his collar. His eyes held a certain murderous mania as he did, causing fear a dread to well up inside the other.
"What the Fuck dude? Who are you—her dad?!" He tried, fear seeping from his voice.
"Oh, no. I'm much worse. I'm her bestfriend."

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