Imagine...

Shintaro and Linda get a cat, and they argue over the names.

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Shintaro wants like, freaking cool names like Orion or Zeus or Bjorn 

And Linda's like "Freaking no, Bjorn is WEIRD. We are naming it Charlie!" 

Really though, my dad wants to name our next dog (a female, might I add) Bjorn (Byorn is how it's said). UM, NO???