Hope you aren't getting sick of these, I just mess around with randomizes when I'm bored then say "Oh wait, that's really funny and it fits so I want to do a bunch of incorrect quotes now." 

It's also great filler so, 

Also I often come back to these to laugh, so I'm also just saving them for myself 😅🥲

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Shino: Die.

Artemis: Please don't die!

Shino: DIE!

Artemis: PLEASE DON'T DIE!

Shizu, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?

Rikku, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Artemis wants Shino to accept it as their kid. 

—~+~—

Artemis: Someone's trying to break in. Call the cops!

Shino: *loads shotgun* I got this.

Artemis: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean- 

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Kol: I can't believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they're all just posers.

Shino: Kol, for the last time, we're at a funeral. 

—~+~—

Artemis, holding a rock: Shino just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".

Shizu: If you don't marry them, I will. 

—~+~—

Shizu: What are you getting Shino for the holidays?

Artemis: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.

Rikku: I'm getting Shino a divorce lawyer. 

—~+~—

Flex: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Shino: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Flex: Th-that's not how that works- 

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Shino: I never said I was gonna be his best friend again. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call? 

Rikku: No. No, Shino, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: Shizu gets eaten by a shark. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Shino calls Kol. 

Shizu: I'm Shizu, and I approve the order of that list. 

—~+~—

*The Squad is playing Chess*

Shino: *easily beats everyone because they know how to play*

Kol: *doesn't know the rules, but wins anyway*

Rikku: *doesn't know the rules, and loses*

Flex: *knows the rules, but still loses to those who don't*

Shizu: Actually, you can't do that, because I said so.

Artemis: They named a board game after cheese? 

—~+~—

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Shino: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Artemis: ...I did. I broke it.

Shino: No. No you didn't. Flex?

Flex: Don't look at me. Look at Kol.

Kol: What?! I didn't break it.

Flex: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Kol: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Flex: Suspicious.

Kol: No, it's not!

Rikku: If it matters, probably not, but Shizu was the last one to use it.

Shizu: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Rikku: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Shizu: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Rikku!

Artemis: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Shino.

Shino: No! Who broke it!? 

Everyone: 

Rikku: Shino... Flex's been awfully quiet.

Flex: REALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Shino, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Shino: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Shino:

Shino: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here. 

—~+~—

*The Squad is playing Minecraft together*

Rikku: Ooh, a village! You know what that means!

Flex: Hostile takeover?

Shino: Genocide?

Kol: Steal everything!

Rikku: No, I meant-

Shizu: I didn't know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn't enough!

Artemis: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?!

Rikku:...I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors...

Artemis: Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea.

Shizu: Agreed. 

Shino: ...Genocide...

—~+~—

*Chibi Coven the day after the incident*

Shino: Is it still visible? Where Flex slapped me?

Rikku: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.

Iris: A palm reader could tell Flex's future by looking at your face.

Shizu: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.

Shino: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed. 

—~+~—

Shino making a flirtatious joke: I'm staring at you so I don't have to look at all the ugliness everywhere else.

Artemis, offended: So I was the second choice???

—~+~—

Flex: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything Shino does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?

Kol: If Shino were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Shino jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Flex: You jump off a cliff!

Kol: Gladly, provided Shino did first. 

—~+~—

Shizu: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Shino?

Shino: No.

Rikku: I do!

Shizu: I know, Rikku.

Rikku: I'm sad.

Shizu: I know, Rikku. 

—~+~—

Shino: Good. Thanks, dad.

Kol: You just called Database "dad". You just said "thanks, dad."

Shino, offended: What? No, I didn't. I said "thanks, man".

Database: Do you see me as a father figure, Shino?

Shino: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me.

Flex: Hey! Show your father some respect! 

—~+~—

Shino: How would you like your coffee?

Rikku: As dark and as bitter as my soul.

Shino, getting materials: One vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar coming up!

—~+~—

Shizu: I'm going to be an adult in 4 years and I only have a vague idea of what I'm going to do.

Kol: I'm gonna be an adult in less than a year and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.

Flex: I'm with you there...

Shino: I'm an adult and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.

Artemis: Three types of people. 

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