I found multiple generators and now I'm addicted, someone send help.

Mostly Artemis & Shino because I'd like to pretend they are both dirty minded shits.

‼️⚠️NSFW/Dirty jokes and cussing ahead⚠️‼️

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Shino: This food is too hot... I can't eat it.

Artemis: You're very hot, and I still eat you.

Rikku: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

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Shinzo Asking For Artemis' Opinion On Silk Pajamas: How does this look?

Artemis: Like it slips on and off really easily.

Shino: 

Artemis: No, I didn't mean it like that-

Rikku: We know what you meant.

—~+~—

Flex: sapnu puaS

Kol: What??

Shino: What language is that?

Flex: Turn your phone 180 degrees.

*Shino removed Flex from this groupchat*

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Shino: I like your new pants!

Artemis: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Shino: I'd like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Artemis: The store can't just give away clothes for free.

Shino: Thats's... not what I meant.

Artemis: That's a terrible way to run a business, Shino.

—~+~—

Shino: Dude-

Artemis: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Artemis: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me dude??

—~+~—

Shino: Hey, I'm getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Artemis:...Have you never taken a shower before?

—~+~—

Shino: Know why I called you in here?

Artemis: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Shino *Stops Pouring Two Glasses Of Wine*: Accidentally?

—~+~—

Shino: When are we gonna fuck?

Artemis: What?

Shino: Oh sorry autocorrect. When are we gonna hang out?

Artemis: First of all those words aren't even close to each other. And second of all, this is a verbal conversation.

—~+~—

Shino, pointing: May I sit there? 

 Artemis: That's my lap 

Shino: That doesn't answer my question, Artemis.

—~+~—

Shino: I put the pun in punishment. 

Rikku: I put the cute in execute. 

Shizu: I put the ass in class.

Umbra: I put the D in Shino. 

Shino: ...What have I started...

—~+~—

Artemis: What's sexting?

Shino: I'm not having this conversation with you. 

—~+~—

Shino: What are you in the mood for?

Umbra: World domination.

Shino: That's a bit ambitious.

Umbra: You are my world.

Shino: Aww...

Umbra:

Shino:

Umbra:

Shino: OH. 

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