All my incorrect quotes put in one 😈 

I'll probably update this one and delete the others 

I also added some new ones, those are at the bottom since they go in order

Anyhow, hope you laugh lol

Blake: Why don't you open up to people?

Artemis: I'm scared they might judge me

Rikku: I do!

Shino: I don't want people to think im weak for getting into such dumb shit so I suffer in silence.

—~+~—

Kol: Fuck you

Shino: I'd fuck me too

—~+~—

Artemis: Nobody likes me...

Flex: Aww don't say that, what about your parents?

Artemis:

—~+~—

Blake: Why is Shino crying?

Artemis: He looked at the mirror.

Blake: Damn I didn't know he hated his reflection that much...

Artemis: Oh no, he just wanted a different one.

Blake: I'm still confused, a different mirror or a different reflection????

—~+~—

Kol: Don't do drugs kids.

Shino: Practice what you preach dude.

—~+~—

Kol: What would you do if you heard noises in the middle of the night?

Artemis: Ask if anyone is there

Rikku: Hide

Blake: Leave

Flex: Scream

Ana: Get my chainsaw

Iris: Stay as quiet as possible and grab my gun

Collin: Staying as far away from those last two as I can.

Davis: Nothing. I hear noises every night, I've come to terms with it

Shino: Why do you wanna know? So you can predict what's gonna happen when you come to kill me? HA I have a plan for 50 different causes of the noises so you don't get to kill me before I do.

—~+~—

Shino: Awww you guys are such a cute couple.

Blake: We aren't dating.

Jack: Yea we're not together.

Shino:

Blake: Comon babe,

—~+~—

Kol: Have you ever stolen anything before?

Shino: Of course not!

Artemis: Pussy.

—~+~—

Artemis: I'm not saying you should go on a diet, I'm saying you need to go on a diet.

Artemis: Your fat.

*Shino holding back tears smiling*

I don't think this would actually happen it's just for comedic reasons 😭

—~+~—

*Database telling Dorm 8 what not to do on a school trip*

Shino: Counterpoint, how about we do wander off, consider breaking things, and then all that other stuff.

—~+~—

*Avian talking about the musculoskeletal system*

Artemis: Like the mushroom?

Shino: Those are truffles.

Artemis: Like the sprout?

Shino: Those are Brussels.

—~+~—

*Dorm 8 talking about a team name while doing midterms*

Heroes their fighting: WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT!!

Artemis: AND WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION, WHAT DONT YOU GET ABOUT THAT!!!

—~+~—

*Blake teasing Shino*

Shino with a cup of coffee: I will pour this on you, and it will burn.

—~+~—

*Dorm 8 + Blake, jack, and Shizu doing hero training on top of a building*

Artemis: How could you leave meeeeee!!!

Rikku: I saaaid jump-

Jack: He's gonna fall-

Blake: He'll be fine.

Shino: He's falling...

—~+~—

*Someone explaining their polarity quirk*

Artemis: *gasp* You can control poles.

Shino: No you dunce it means they have control over magnesium.

Artemis: Magnets are cool too...

—~+~—

*Artemis caught for taking random pictures of Shino*

Artemis: I'm a normal boy, with normal needs,

Shino: EXCUSE ME??

Artemis whispering while leaving the room: Normal needssss

—~+~—

*Artemis taking Shino to the rooftop*

Shino: Thanks Arty, I know I'm struggling but I'm not that depressed...

Artemis: Oh...I just wanted to have a moment but do you wanna talk?

—~+~—

*Artemis dealing with a rampaging villain*

Artemis turning into hero form: You just destroyed my favorite clothing store...prepare to die.

—~+~—

Kol: I hope someone will just naturally gravitate towards me so I have someone to talk to.

Shino: I hope someone does gravitate towards you.

Shino: A shooter

—~+~—

Shino: What's your biggest fear?

Artemis: When trip slips need parent signature.

—~+~—

—~+~—

Artemis: What's the worst mistake you've made of all time?

Shino: Survived birth.

—~+~—

Shino: Kol told me that a penguin lives in the North Pole and now I'm questioning our friendship.

—~+~—

Blake: You don't need so many copies of the same jacket-

Shino: To bad your opinion is...

*silence*

Shino: Just that. Your opinion. Get outta my face.

—~+~—

Artemis: You do this your way, I'll do it my way, hard work and persistence.

Shino: I'm just gonna guess until I get it right.

—~+~—

Artemis: Hey Shino. I just wanted to stop by to see if you were wondering how I was doing.

—~+~—

Shino making a joke about a robot: I wish I could get my advice from a microwave

Flex: They do that?

—~+~—

Artemis: You like books, I like shoes, let's go look at magazines!!!

Shino: Sounds like a plan?

—~+~—

Shino: This contract is OFFENSIVE. Did I read it? No, because I don't have the time for trash.

—~+~—

Flex: I'm always looking for modeling gigs, look at my headshot,

*showing Artemis an ugly/mediocre photo of himself*

Artemis: There are...no words...

Flex: No Artemis...It's...A...Photo...

—~+~—

*insert rude person talking to Artemis & Shino: I think you should set up that table next, it's the "No parents" table, looks like you'll both be sitting there.

Shino: Aw...how sad. Looks like you'll be sitting there too! Wanna tell me where your parents live by any chance?

—~+~—

Kol: We only have 17 packs of...6.2 grams of sugar! So really we have-

Shino: 105.4 grams of sugar.

Kol: I was gonna say not enough sugar for a cake...

—~+~—

Shino: I did some calculations and it seems you'll need 12 ounces of H2O and 32 grams of complex carbohydrates!

Flex: Don't you guys this it's cool when he makes up words?

—~+~—

Rikku: Au contraire mon frère Artemis.

Rikku: It means you don't know what your talking about in some other language.

Artemis: French, and no it doesn't!

—~+~—

Blake: I just failed my math test...

Shino: It's not that big a deal, don't worry.

Blake: Oh shut up Shino, if it were you, you'd be freaking out too!

Shino: Actually if it were me, the teacher would've made a grading mistake.

Artemis coving Shino's mouth: Eh! Not helping.

Shino: If your so worried why don't your schedule for a make-up test?

Artemis & Blake: You can do that?

Shino: Yeah? Didn't you read the Monarch Academy hand book?

—~+~—

Kol: I want new Pokémon cards.

Shino: I wanna die.

Kol: Oh...Oh ok...that's where we're going...

—~+~—

Shino: If you've heard anything bad about me, believe all that shit and leave me the fuck alone

—~+~—

Kol: I'm pretty sure my last words will be: Well shit that didn't work,

—~+~—

Shino: Fuck the patriarchy! I hate living!

Artemis: That's not patriarchy, that's affection!?

Ok but anyone in L.O.V.E then someone they care about-

—~+~—

Kol: It's only a crime if you get caught.

Shino: That is literally incorrect.

Kol: I only talk to you if I'm bored.

—~+~—

Artemis attempting to flirt with Shino: Save water, shower with me. 

Shino: Save your breath, I'm worried about you since you look mine away so easily.  

—~+~—

Rikku: I just burned my tongue on a fresh mozzarella and I think it is a perfect metaphor for the statement, even the things you love will hurt you. 

—~+~—

Artemis sticking his finger with a needle: Ah, fuck...

Shino: Is anything in this world pure anymore?????