I do too many of these, I know, shut up.

—~+~—

Shino: Hey, Jack, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Jack: Yeah.

Shino: And you, Blake?

Blake: Umm... yes?

Shino: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Jack: Did he just- 

—~+~—

Flex: Do you cook?

Kol: I made a cake once.

Shino: Yeah, it was good.

Kol: Really?

Shino: Don't make me lie twice, Kol. 

—~+~—

Shino: Ana, I know you love Flex. I mean, we all do, they're a very nice person and I respect them immensely.

Shino: But I think they might be a fucking idiot. 

Kol: Don't talk about Flex like that! He's just special.

—~+~—

Artemis: *pulls back the curtain while Shino is showering*

Artemis: Hey did we, stop screaming it's me, did we run out of Cheerios? 

Shino: First of all no, they're in the cupboard. Second of all,  GET THE FUCK OUT!

—~+~—

Flex: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this?

Shino: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*

Flex: Aww, it's a love note for Kol?

Shino: No-

Shino: That's literally so unrelated to Kol, I have no clue why'd you even think that-

Flex: *opens it*

Flex:

Shino:

Flex: Some constructive criticism, 

Flex: Make it a little less sad and depressing and add some more romance to really win him over!

Shino: Flex, that's a note to my therapist. 

—~+~—

Flex: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Kol: Please, just say fuck. 

*Shino wheezing in the back*

—~+~—

Artemis: Babe!

Shino: Yes, love? 

Artemis: Not you bitch. 

Artemis: I was talking about my pet fish...

Shino:

Shino: So I'm the side hoe????

—~+~—

Shino: You know, people treat me like a god.

Clover: How?

Shino: They ignore my existence unless they need something. 

—~+~—

Artemis, breaks the silence while chilling with Shino: Shortie.

Shino: What?

Shino: I'm not even short, YOU'RE just really tall???

Artemis: And I'm better than you, 

Artemis: Your point?

—~Just a double whammy on Shino's height even though he's not even short, like at all-~—

Shino, dramaticlly: When I was your age-

Artemis, mocking Shino: When I was your height.

Shino:

Shino: Listen here you little shit-

—~+~— 

Shino: Did you really eat my fucking Rice Krispie Treats? 

Kol: I created you, made the pieces perfect, others marveled at your beauty... their gazes may have held envy, though, for none are perfect but you. I was only looking away for a moment, but you were gone. I had failed you. And I fell into despair. The only way to save myself was to create, but I knew... this time I knew I was only making you to die. And I apologize. For I will undoubtedly fail you again. For a short time, there will be peace and beauty, but none in the face of us shall lay undisturbed. The greatest have fallen, and will continue to fall, and I weep for you for being born unto this place, where brother eats brother, and the undeserving rise to fame. Those that have gone against you know they've wronged you, and they will stand before the creator, knowing they have sinned. Do not worry, little ones, you will be avenged.

Shino: ... I wasn't actually mad... I'll just get some more Rice Krispies... 

Shino, to Kol: Hey, who even is the creator? I thought you were an atheist!

Kol: SHUT THE HELL UP, SHINO! I'M TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC AND MYSTERIOUS! 

—~+~—

Rikku: Artemis and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.

Artemis: We what? 

—~+~—

Rikku: Awww, why don't you like cats, Iris? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??

Iris: I don't know Rikku, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.

Rikku:

Iris: I'm ALLERGIC. 

—~+~—

Shino: My life could be a movie. 

Artemis: What genre?

Shino: Horror because I think some parts of my life would scare others. Action, cuz I'm a cool bitch. Comedy, because I'm funny as hell, and my life is a joke. Disaster, because I have some serious trauma... 

Artemis: Sometimes I forget you had a life before meeting me... Need help?

—~+~—

Rose: You remind me of the ocean.

Shino: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Rose: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people. 

—~+~—

Rikku: Good morning.

Artemis: Good morning.

Kol: Good morning.

Flex: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Shino, after staying up all night: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS! 

—~+~—

Artemis: You're bleeding out! What's your blood type!

Shino: AB positive, but it's not even that bad, I don't need- (His actual blood type is just AB, but for the sake of the meme-)

Artemis: First of all, stop trying to make me feel better! Second, that's not even a proper sentence! "A be positive." ??? SEE, THE BLOOD LOSS IS GETTING TO YOUR HEAD!

Shino, staring at their pricked finger: 

Shino, looking back at Artemis: Just get me a band-aid please and don't speak to me for the next 30 minutes...