Headcannons & Incorrect Quotes

I couldn't decide which one I wanted to do more so I just figured I'd combine them,


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Shino has really bad allergies because of his heightened senses, so he ends up spending most of his money on allergy medication all spring.

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Rikku, trying to educate people of the ways of the witch: The ritual. To preform it requires a sacrifice.

Kol: Sacrifice? I nominate Shino.

Shino: Wait, what?

Kol: Because you're little, you'll fit on a barbecue.

Shino: I'm 6'0, it's an above average height???

Rikku: Its not that kind of of sacrifice guys! 

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Back at home, Rikku has a black cat named Mozzarella

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Shino: I don't think the therapist is supposed to say 'wow' that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are. 

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Shino made a commitment to becoming a better chef so he could cook for his roommates.

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Kol: Shino, fuck off.

Kol: And by "fuck off" I mean "fuck off then get your ass right back here and listen", you insufferable prick. 

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Rikku's quirk being explosions damages her hearing a lot, so he can't hear very well.

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Rikku, trying her first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!

Artemis, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds. 

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Shino lights two candles on his birthday in honor of his parents as his only form of celebration. 

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Interviewer: What do you guys do when you're stressed?

Rikku: Try and calm myself down!

Kol: Sleep.

Shizu: Try not to think about it?

Artemis: Break down...

Flex: Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out.

Shino: I don't. 

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Artemis and Shino are both astrology nerds, Artemis has more of an obsession while Shino has more of a fascination with it. 

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Kol: Astrology is fun because i can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Scorpio and not symptoms of mental illness.

Shino: Being a Scorpio is a mental illness. That's not hate it's just a fact. 

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Shino uses his senses to his advantage in volleyball, detecting changes in his environment easily

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Shino: I have a problem.

Kol: Kill it.

Shino: Can you chill for like, two seconds? 

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Artemis enjoys doing redesigns of all his friends hero costumes and also pro heroes costumes.

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Kol, walking into Shino's bedroom while he and Artemis are hanging out in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream.

Artemis: What was it about?

Shino: No, don't ask him that!

Artemis: Why not?

Shino: Cause he'll answer! 

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Shino has insomnia and was once hospitalized after not sleeping more than and hour for a straight week. 

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Flex: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.

Flex: One... two... three.

Kol: ...

Flex: ...

Flex: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us. 

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Shino has survivors guilt from the incident with his parents.

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Kol: Shino taught me to think before I act.

Kol: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision. 

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Artemis has to set aside a portion of the money he earns so he doesn't spend it all on clothes.

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Artemis: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!

Shino: Artemis-

Shino: It- it was just an ant- 

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Jack: Made you all playlists!

Jack: Rikku, yours has a bunch of nightcore covers of popular songs cuz that seems like your vibe.

Jack: Artemis, yours is a mix of pop and R&B with some cool indie songs mixed in because I know you. 

Jack: And Shino has a bunch of k-pop songs because someone told me it's his thing.

Shino, counting by threes to calm his frustrations: 

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Rikku has dyscalculia

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Shizu: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Rikku: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry. 

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Artemis likes dark chocolate, while Rikku like milk chocolate, and Shino likes white chocolate.

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Kol: Present your best argument for eating bacon.

Flex: If animals don't want to be eaten, then why are they made of food? 

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Kol and Shino would start arguments that weren't real arguments, just friendly banter.

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Rikku: Do you love Artemis?

Shino: Yeah, I do.

Rikku: Shizu! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!

Shizu: We all love Artemis. You should've asked if they were IN love with them.

Shino: I thought that was implied.

Shizu: ...

Rikku: ...

Shino, looking straight at Shizu: Congrats Rikku, you just won 100 bucks. 

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Shino used to have a bunch of crushes on different people in his middle school, he currently has various celebrity crushes varying from Zendaya to Harry Styles. 

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Rikku: Help! I'm drowning!

Shino: Calm down. We're only in six feet of water!

Artemis: Just lift your head up. 

Rikku: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL! 

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