Headcannons & Incorrect Quotes
I couldn't decide which one I wanted to do more so I just figured I'd combine them,
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Shino has really bad allergies because of his heightened senses, so he ends up spending most of his money on allergy medication all spring.
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Rikku, trying to educate people of the ways of the witch: The ritual. To preform it requires a sacrifice.
Kol: Sacrifice? I nominate Shino.
Shino: Wait, what?
Kol: Because you're little, you'll fit on a barbecue.
Shino: I'm 6'0, it's an above average height???
Rikku: Its not that kind of of sacrifice guys!
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Back at home, Rikku has a black cat named Mozzarella
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Shino: I don't think the therapist is supposed to say 'wow' that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
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Shino made a commitment to becoming a better chef so he could cook for his roommates.
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Kol: Shino, fuck off.
Kol: And by "fuck off" I mean "fuck off then get your ass right back here and listen", you insufferable prick.
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Rikku's quirk being explosions damages her hearing a lot, so he can't hear very well.
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Rikku, trying her first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!
Artemis, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.
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Shino lights two candles on his birthday in honor of his parents as his only form of celebration.
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Interviewer: What do you guys do when you're stressed?
Rikku: Try and calm myself down!
Kol: Sleep.
Shizu: Try not to think about it?
Artemis: Break down...
Flex: Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out.
Shino: I don't.
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Artemis and Shino are both astrology nerds, Artemis has more of an obsession while Shino has more of a fascination with it.
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Kol: Astrology is fun because i can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Scorpio and not symptoms of mental illness.
Shino: Being a Scorpio is a mental illness. That's not hate it's just a fact.
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Shino uses his senses to his advantage in volleyball, detecting changes in his environment easily
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Shino: I have a problem.
Kol: Kill it.
Shino: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
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Artemis enjoys doing redesigns of all his friends hero costumes and also pro heroes costumes.
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Kol, walking into Shino's bedroom while he and Artemis are hanging out in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream.
Artemis: What was it about?
Shino: No, don't ask him that!
Artemis: Why not?
Shino: Cause he'll answer!
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Shino has insomnia and was once hospitalized after not sleeping more than and hour for a straight week.
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Flex: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.
Flex: One... two... three.
Kol: ...
Flex: ...
Flex: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
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Shino has survivors guilt from the incident with his parents.
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Kol: Shino taught me to think before I act.
Kol: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
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Artemis has to set aside a portion of the money he earns so he doesn't spend it all on clothes.
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Artemis: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!
Shino: Artemis-
Shino: It- it was just an ant-
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Jack: Made you all playlists!
Jack: Rikku, yours has a bunch of nightcore covers of popular songs cuz that seems like your vibe.
Jack: Artemis, yours is a mix of pop and R&B with some cool indie songs mixed in because I know you.
Jack: And Shino has a bunch of k-pop songs because someone told me it's his thing.
Shino, counting by threes to calm his frustrations:
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Rikku has dyscalculia
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Shizu: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Rikku: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.
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Artemis likes dark chocolate, while Rikku like milk chocolate, and Shino likes white chocolate.
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Kol: Present your best argument for eating bacon.
Flex: If animals don't want to be eaten, then why are they made of food?
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Kol and Shino would start arguments that weren't real arguments, just friendly banter.
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Rikku: Do you love Artemis?
Shino: Yeah, I do.
Rikku: Shizu! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!
Shizu: We all love Artemis. You should've asked if they were IN love with them.
Shino: I thought that was implied.
Shizu: ...
Rikku: ...
Shino, looking straight at Shizu: Congrats Rikku, you just won 100 bucks.
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Shino used to have a bunch of crushes on different people in his middle school, he currently has various celebrity crushes varying from Zendaya to Harry Styles.
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Rikku: Help! I'm drowning!
Shino: Calm down. We're only in six feet of water!
Artemis: Just lift your head up.
Rikku: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
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